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Times -Advocate, August 18,1984
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Didn't get the message
Motel and hotel owners are fincjing that this sum-
mer's business is picking up, following a rather
lethargic start due to the poor wea9ier in June.
Of course, the operators of these establishments
are helped in no small way by the Ontario govern-
ment's extensive and expensive advertising program
which takes money from taxpayers and attempts to
entice tourists for the benefit of the hotel and, motel
owners.
Of course% there is some merit in the argument that
the outlay of cash from the public purse has a "spin-
off" effect and helps ring up sales in several allied
businesses.
But how do the hotel and motel owners respond to
this generous assistance from the Ontario govern-
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ment? Well, according to the recent publication issued
by Accommodation Motel Ontario Association they're
going to stage their annual convention in a motel in
Burlington. That's good! Keep the business at home
where it should be.
However, the group is also organizing a post -
convention trip. Where? To Bermuda, of course, for
five fabulous days and nights!
So much for the selling job of the Ontario govern-
ment advertising program! Its main benefactors have
apparently missed the message about this great vaca-
tionland, but taxpayers can take solace in knowing they
have contributed enough to enable the province's motel
and hotel owners' to afford a holiday in Bermuda.
Is the accommodation better there, or something?
Economic excuses
The state of the country's economy is leading to
many new problems for various groups, but it is sur-
prising that some can so easily use those problems for
excuses for wrong -doing.
A spokesman for the Law Society of Upper Canada
was quoted recently as saying that he was not alarm-
ed at the number of lawyers taking money from clients'
trust accounts because they only represent a tiny
percentage of the total profession.
The figures, however, suggest that some alarm
should be expressed. In 1977, three lawyers were
disciplined for taking their clients' money, while the
number increased,to 17 last year and already there
have been 10 cases in the first six months of 1982.
Not only is the number of incidents rather alarm-
ing, but so is the amount of money involved. A total
of $1.6 million was misappropriated by the 10 lawyers
represented in the 1982 cases, an average that far ex-
ceeds the $50,000 per client that is paid to victims
through a compensation fund maintained by the law
society.
Another figure that may be worth considering is
the number of lawyers who escape detection in com-
parison to those actually caught. If it is as high as other
forms of crime, then it is cause for alarm.
There are always a few bad apples in every pro-
fession but the increase in this situation should not be'
so casually . dismissed.
Pornography is dangerous
The Hon. Jean Chretien, Minister of Justice and
Minister of State for Social Development, has a new
cause these d:ys. It is a cause that has -struck a chord
in a majority of people, especially women, across
Canada, claims the Listowel Banner.
Mr. Chretien's cause is the stamping out of por-
nography as it is now sold and advertised in virtually
every town and city in this nation.
For years it has been out of fashion to criticize not
only pornography but the blatant kind of sexist at-
titudes as portrayed in magazines such as "Playboy"
and "Penthouse". People haven't spoken out for fear
of being labelled as narrow-minded prudes. Besides
there have been all those sociological studies telling
us this kind of trash is not only harmless but actually
serves a need in some people.
The thinking is changing.
People throughout the western world are now ques-
tioning the pronouncements of psychologists and
sociologists. Common sense is making us question
them. If our lowering of moral standards is so
harmless, how come instances of crimes against
women and children in particular have escalated?
At the very least our laws should prohibit the
public display of sexist material. We believe most
Canadians would prefer to see it banned completely.
Don't make it easy for thieves
The Federal Business Development.
Bank ' provides many courses for en-
trepreneur', but apparently they haven't
been in tune with current economic
conditions.
/lr news release from FBDB recently
crossed the desk noting they were stag-
ing a seminar to assist rapidly expanding
small businesses.
It will be interesting to see how many
registrants they will get for the course as
most of the small businesses in this area
are merely battling to keep their heads
above water, let alone handle any rapid
expansion.
However, it is encouraging to see that
FBDB havenot been caught up in the
"doom and gloom" atmosphere that
prevails in most quarters these days,
although seminars in dealing with the pro-
blems at hand would appear more
valuable.
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There are indications that the increase
in unemployment and economic problems
being faced by many people is leading to
an increase in crime, although it is not yet
rampant in this area.
It nevertheless does require that people
take extra precuations to protect their
belongings, particularly when it is evident
that thieves are becoming more bold and
innovative.
No longer do they confine their ac-
tivities to the darkness of night as
evidenced by recent daylight robberies in
this area.
One of the more remarkable, although
unsubstantiated stories going the rounds,
concerns a family in a Western Ontario
city. The man of the house, in in-
vestigating the cause for his car's failure
to start, discovered that the battery had
been stolen from the vehicle.
A couple of days later, the battery
mysteriously showed up at his front door,
along with a note of apology in which the
thief explained that his own battery had
gone dead and he had reluctantly taken
another to complete a journey of some
importance.
To make amends, the thief said he had
made reservations for his victims at a
restaurant and pre -paid the bill, and on
checking out the surprising story, the vic-
tims were advised by the restaurant that
indeed, a reservation had been made in
their name and the bill had been paid.
The victims, with more pleasant
thoughts towards the perpetrator of the
battery theft, enjoyed their dinner and
returned home to find that most of the
prized possessions in their home had been
carted off during their absence,
presumably by someone who knew when
they were going to be away and for ap-
proximately what duration.
Now who says neverlook a gift horse in
the mouth?
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The story is reminiscent of the driver
who bashed an unattended car and after
getting out to survey the damage, notic-
ed several people had witnessed the
accident. •
Be took out his pen and a piece of paper
and scribbled a note and left it under the
windshield wiper of the damaged car; the
witnesses assuming, of course, that he
was leaving directions on how the victim
could contact him to straighten out the
cost of the repairs.
The note, however, contained no iden-
tifkation of the offending driver but mere-
ly pointed out that he had scribbled out
something so the witnesses would not not
bother to call police or take down his
licence plate number.
The gullible witnesses had fallen for the
ploy and the victim was left to his own
means of repairing the damage.
. . . . .
There are, naturally, just as many
stories about criminals being caught by
their own stupidity, such as dropping their
wallets with identification'papers at the
scene of a crime.
One story relates to an intoxicated thief
who walked into a store and attempted to
walk out with $130 worth of toys clumsily
picked up right before the eyes of many
store employees and security personnel.
He was most surprised to be nabbed,
apparently believing that when he was
under the influence of alcohol, he was
invisible.
Along with the sentence, the judge in
the case recommended psychiatric ex-
amination for the accused.
Many victims of crime becoine so
through their own gullibility. There are
still hundreds of people who pay out their
hard-earned cash to firms which send out
fake invoices, and of course, we hear
more and more about the crime being
committed by computer, although much
of it is man-made.
For instance, there had been evidence
that operators of parking lots have been
found to set their ticket machines to
record the time erroneously, thereby col-
lecting more that the prescribed fee.
Most people are too busy to check out
the mathematics involved and the
operators are laughing all the way to the
bank with the extra two bits thtly extract
from hundreds of motorists.
We really do make it easy for thieves
on most occasions, don't we?
Now know the reasons
Now I know why
mothers are terrified
about teachers going on
strike in September,'
which our particular
loonies had planned to do,
after waiting more than a
year for an agreement
with the Board. '
Actually, I was rather
looking forward to it. I've
never been on strike, and
thought it might be an in-
teresting experience. I
half looked forward to
marching up and down
with a placard, proclaim-
ing something like "Down
with the Board ! " then
slamming the board on
which the placard was
nailed to the ground, while
the TV cameras ground.
But 'twas not to be. The
Board ground on like a
deaf computer and the
teachers scuttled for eight
percent, after dire threats
from both sides.
I know there are too
many "boards" and
"grounds" in the last
paragraph, but it's a hot
day, and I'm ground
almost into the ground by
the presence of my
grandboys.
That's why I know the
reason mothers heave a'
huge sigh of relief on the
day after Labor Day, pro-
bably mix themselves a
. stiff martini, and go flop in
front of the TV set to'
watch a soap opera. Their
kids have gone back to
school.
Not that we parents and
grandparents don't love
our offspring. I am almost
in tears with affection
when I've told them their
last story at night, kiss
them, and watch them go
out like a burnt-out bulb.
Mornings are a little dif—
ferent. I'm grumpy. They
can't find their shoes.
They are as fussy as
Hollywood actresses
about which shirt goes
with which pants, and who
owns which shirt, and why
did Gran put in the wash
their favorite shorts. They
think they should have
rived. It's the.
unpredictability.
Yesterday, after much
pleading, I let them walk
home from summer
camp, which includes
crossing.) busy street. I
got home Mather late and
found Gran in a state of
mild shock.
Ballad, six, who needs
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
lunchpails, instead of
plastic bags.
One wants mustard on
his baloney sandwich; the
other doesn't. One wants
mayonnaise onhisilettuce;
the other doesn't. They
both want peanut butter
and honey sandwiches five
days a week, and one for
breakfast.
If I neveru,saw a peanut
butter . and honey sand-
wich after the boys have
gone, I think I might re-
tain my sanity. But I'm
not sure. I dream about/
them now.
The peanut butter. jar
has just enough left for
one sandwich.. The honey
jar is empty. There is no
bread left. And there I am,
in my nightmare, knife
poised to make a p -and -h
sandwich on my bare
hands, cut off the hands
and stuff them in lunch
bags. I wonder what a
psychiatrist would think of
that?.
It's not just the food,
although our grocery bill
has tripled since they Pr -
only pointed ears and
cloven hooves to make
him what he is, walked in
the back door and.calmly
told his Gran: "Nikov got
runned over by a car."
She, of course went into
orbit. He grinned, and
Nikov, grinning even
more hugely, walked in
the door. •
Later the same day,
after Nikov had declared
they were hungry and
fried two eggs each (din-
ner was to have been salad
and cold boiled eggs) we
had the usual evening
sports.
• This consists of kicking
a soccer ball, or hitting a
tennis ball ora baseball at
Grandad, who is now in a
state where he flinches
when a mosquito comes
{tear him; but it took a
rico turn.
Gran, having given up
on dinner after the eggs
fiasco, ventured into the
backyard, lately becom-
ing known as The
Slaughterhouse. She
should have stood in bed,
as Kingfish Levinsky once
remarked after Joe Louis ,
pulverized him in one
round.
They made up a new
game, Gran was given a
plastic tennis rack'e
worth about 11.50, seated
at the picnic table, and the
two boys, from different
angles, kicked soccer balls
at her.
There was a certain '
amount of sadism in the
game, because she had
made them have a bath,
wash their hair, put down
the toilet seat gently in-
stead of crashingly, and
all those other things that
make boys want to kill
their grandmother.
She acquitted herself
gamely for about 10
minutes, until the tennis
racket was in shreds. But
nobody can withstand two
hard soccer ballst kicked
with vehemence, from two
different directions, for
long. I had to break it up
while she was still
conscious.
Took them in and gave
them a strong lecture.
Would little boys in Africa
try to kick their Gran to
death? Would little boys in
Africa whine about which
top to wear with which
shorts? Would little boys
in Africa complain
because their baloney and
lettuce sandwiches were
all crumpled up from be-
ing sat on and thrown
around?
They were properly
ashamed, because they're
always being told about
the starving little boys in
Africa. So we all went to
bed, and I told them about
how Grandad won World
War II singlehandedly,
their favorite story.
Prepare .for fin a / advehtvre
Last week I talked about
the way our society shuts
itself off from death by not
talking about it, or by
shutting the dying person
up in a hospital away from
his/her loved ones.
It would seem tome that
in many cases a person
might be far better off at
home coping with death in
dignity and in a per-
sonalized environment.
For me, I would expect
my doctor to be complete-
ly honest with me, at a
reasonable date (that is,
when he is sure of his
diagnosis). I think it is a
serious mistake to keep
people in the dark about
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their condition. It just
doesn't give them a fair
chance to cope with the
earlier in their lives. It
gives them the chance to
become accepting of their
Perspectives
situation. On the whole
people usually swnrnon up
amazing reserves of
strength in an emergency.
They deserve the chance
to show that they are not
weak and cowardly even if
they have been that way
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fate and to prepare
themselves for the final
adventure.
For the person who has
not thought of life after
death there is a chance to
make peace with God and
with those on earth, for
that matter.
And then, of course,
comes the thorny question
which faces relatives and
the medical profession if a
person's life is being sup-
ported by drugs and
machines even though the
patient is in tremendous
pain. Should the support
be withdrawn on the pa-
tient's request. From
there, can 'mercy killing'
be too many steps?
Whatever, it is impor-
tant that death and all its
implications be given
honest, careful study, and
not be avoided as an un-
comfortable issue.
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