Times-Advocate, 1988-11-30, Page 61
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While law-abiding citizens are
going about their legitimate
pursuits, or sleeping the sleep
of the just, their police force is on duty.
This protection is also economical.."
.
The Exeter force of -one chief, five con-
stables and five auxiliary officers. cost.
Exeter citizens $98.02 per capita in•
1987. This was about the lowest among
area municipalities. Last year compara-
ble .costs in Godcrich, Mitchell, Wing -
ham and Seaforth ranged from $101.70
to -$123.50. Only St. Marys was lower,
at $87.20.
The workload hasbeen increasing
steadily, from 2,079 occurrences in 1985
to 3,563 at the end of October for this
year.
The October report lists a total of 388
occurrences. Behind those bare statistics
were eight vehicle collisions, 26 charges -
laid under the Highway Traffic. Act, 12
liquour licence act violations, two im-
paired drivers, two assaults, eight frauds,
six thefts, three cases involving narcot-
ics, nine cases of wilful damage, six ani-
mal conplaintsand one call to a domestic
dispute. And every occuireI1cc; rmac 1.ns
mountains of paperwork.
During October. the Exeter force also
assisted the OPP six times, other agencies
-on eight- occasions, served 10. summons
and subpoenas, executed five conimittal
warrants for unpaid fii}es,•and provided
.15 escorts for such duties as transporting
prisoners; safeguarding local businesses
transferring large amounts of cash, and
controlling traffic for funerals.
- The two cruisers logged 6,195 km in
that period.
All officers are trained in CPR, and can
be on someone's doorstep with a resusci-
tator within two -and -one-half minutes of
receiving an emergency call from an and
bulance service.
Policing during the day is relatively
routine - traffic offences, accident •inves
tigations, complaints and crossing guar(
duty if nO one else is available.
.Wrong -doers prefer the cover of dark
ness. An officer on 'bight patrol neve
knows when the next call from the dis
patcher will announce a -minor distur-
bance, or the beginning of a life-
threateriing situation. (As one said re-
cently, the adrenalin does not flow the
same way on a rifle range as it does in a
dark alley:) -
Police officers deal primarily. with the
dark underside of society - _the misfits
and those 'vho deliberately break the
law. The) e on ti_ • scene at the worst
of times, to arrest -.an obstreperous
drunk, or break the news of an accidental
death.
All upright citizef}s want to see the law
applied without fear or favour - until
they get a parking ticket, or their child is
picked up for shoplifting.
Police officers can not let friendship in-
ter -fere with duty. They are even forbid-
den by their oath of secrecy frim un-
winding after a bad day - or night - by
sharing some cif their work-related bur-
dens with their wives: •
We tend to treat our police as a breed
apart, keeping then - and sometimes
their spouses •and children at arm's
length; as acquaintances rather than
friends.
Police officers are human beings with
the same hopes and dreams and needs as
the rest of us: We pay to keep them in
those uniforms. Their badges should he
bridges, not harriers.
1
r
lly }'Entine Reynolds
Let's give thanks
A week ago we wrote an edito-
rial on attitudes and the lack of
respect shown by all ages of our
civilization.
This leads us to think about an-
other behaviour that is not being
used as much as it should be or
like it was back some 50 years
ago.
We arc talking about saying
Grace before meals. Too often
now, prayer is relegated to a re-
ligious organized setting.
We can remember When our
grandfather said prayers of
Thank giving tot only before a
meal, but afterwards as well as
following with a devotion which
usually included -a short scripture
reading.-r-�-�-
it's a very poor excuse, but
changing lifestyles have had a se-
rious.effcct on saying prayers tic -
fore or after meals.
Many factors seem to be taking
a toil on the traditional sit-down
family meal as in many instances
members are not home at the
same time to cat due to busy -
schedules. Consequently, it's the
time to be thankful that is elimi-
nated in thc hustle and hustle of
life.
it's importan
t to remember that
a prayer of Thanksgiving can be
given at at any place or any time,
but the family dinner table is the
most appropriate place. '
Let s all of us try to take time later, live vehicles were shot at
to give thanks on a daily basis by a sniper.
for the many things we have to * *
enjoy in this great country of
ours and food is one which is While the town of Exeter is get -
very plentiful. . ting an additional .police officer
•early in the new year, one small
town in the United States is not
From the so fortunate.
-irrigon with a population of
;editor's disk 8.50 in the state of Oregon is los-
t ing their two-man police force for
by Inthc entirc,month of December be -
Ross Haugh cause of a lack of finances;
The action is hong taken he-
*• * * * ' cause ratepayers have repeatedly,
orcd'against any lax levies for
Due to the overwhelming rc- 'this purpose. Also getting -
sults of thc recent federalclec- dropped from the payroll is the
tion, Free Trade with the United town's recorder and a week ago
States will become a reality. the community's 60 street lights
We hope some of thc- bizarre were turned off.
happenings across the bordet arc On -the same subject of polic-
not part Of any agreement and ing, Exeter chief Larry Hardy
don't get any closer to us. and -the town police committee
When highway shootings and are to be commended for the fine
murders happened in California a way the auxiliary force has been
few years ago, we said, " That's established and maintained.
a long way away and it can't Councillor Dorothy Chapman re -
happen here". ported recently that the auxiliary
But it is getting closer with officer training program in Exeter
similar events in the state of will be used as a model in other
Michigan and probably less than Ontario communities.
125 miles from here. On No- Chapman has become very in-
vemher 19 a man from a Detrtoit volved in police matters at the
suburb was killed- by gunshot provincial level and is on a corn -
'while sleeping in a car being mince to review policing in small
driven by his wife and three days communities.
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Kids say the darndest things
Now that my two-year-old
grand -daughter has discovered
the power -of the spoken word, I
have been thinking back to the
time when the things my children
said astounded or amused or fas-
cinated or embarrassed me.
Our youngest, about four at the
time, precipitated the first two re-
actions the evening• a very preg-
nant friend was invited for din-
ner. Colin silently eyed the guest
throughout the meal. When stir
had gone, the following conver-
sation took place.
"Is Mrs. Smith going to have a
baby?"
"Where is the baby now?"
"The baby is growing and de-
veloping in Mrs. Smith' tummy
until it is able to live separately
from its mother."
Long pause, while this infor-
mation •was digested. Then carte
the logical final zinger.
"Why did site cat it?"
* * * .*
Colin added another chapter to
the -family's history the night 1
.walked down the street at bed-
time to bring hini home. I found
-him and his young friend on the
Reynold's
Rap
by
tonne
Res n/tids
neighbour's hack steps. Mark
-vas :sitting blissfully chcw;ia�.r.,a.
large wail 'sit* gum, and *Colin -
was playing with a toy truck.
"Give Mark back his truck', 1
instructed.
Colin got to his feet, held out
the truck and said, -"Okay, Mark.
Give -mc back my gun'."
• *. * * *
• Our. oldies( son proved earl in
life that be had a sense of hu-
mour. To encourage scholastic
endeavour. we applied a scale of
rates to final report .cards when
the children were in public school
In those pre -inflationary days,
the boys received 25 cents for
each mirk that had gone up. and
15 cents for at least holding their
own.
At report card time one gear,
Don Jr. carte hone from school,
poked his head around the kitch-
en door. proferred a white enve-
lope. and said "Mom,, this year,'
think 1'owe you money.-
* * * *
Sorry folks. i'm. not revealing
the embarrassing moments.
Those are only confessed in
whispers at family reunions.
However. if tradition holds true
and the next generation has inher-
ited some dominant chromo-
somes, we should be in for some
interesting times.
How are you?
I suffer from sympathetic pain.
When you tell me about your
"real" pain, I feel "imaginary"
pain in the same region. The
trouble is that. my pain becomes
so real that it's not clear who is in
greater 'discomfort, the original
patient or mc.
if you're not satisfied with my
plain English explanation, here is
a quote from Daniel Webster:
"Sympathetic 'pain activates a
part of the nervous 'system that
contains chiefly adrenergic fibres
and tends to depress secretion,
decrease the tone and contractility
of smooth muscly, and cause the.
contraction of blood vessels, and
that consists csscntially.of pre-
ganglionic fibres arising in the
thoracic and upper lumbar cord
and passing through delicate
white rami commnicantes to
ganglia ulocated in a,pair of gan-
glionated cords situated on each
'side of the vertebral column or to
more peripheral ganglia or ga
glionated plexuses..."
Do you sec .what 1 mean? Now
do you know. what I'm
against? Far from being merely
psychotic. I am the victim of my
own fibres ganging up on me:
My plexuses and rami seem to be
passing in the wrong direction.-
Or something like that.
i try not to read medical books
because they, make me hurt all
over. In fact, i don't even go into
Elizabeth's office wher she has
a whole bookcase full of` very ex-
plicit nursing manuals. Just
thinking about them causes me
great disfort.
t try to comavoid the front. page of
the newspaper with its detailed,
bloody accounts of murders;sui-
cides, murder -suicides, fatal and
near -fatal -accidents. When 1
watch the National, 1 turn the
sound off and close my eyes
through half the reports. 1 don't
-need to know how pcoplc fall
out of airplanes or get impaled
PETER'S
POINT .
•
by Peter Hesscl
by 4 -inch pipes. And i stay way
from action movies: TV dramas
and cartoons.
i avoid violence and stories of
physical suffering. But. pcoplc
won't co-operate. 1 go down-
town
own
town with the peaceful intention
to do some early .shopping,. Of
course, 1 Always run into lots of
nr teJ know. Nothing wrong
with that,and t do what comes
naturally, I say "How arc you?"
What i cxpcctto hear in return
is, "Pine, andl125t;ti+ ale ynt;-*�
The trouble is, the older i get,
thc more pcoplc want to confide
in me. They think i really want
to know how they arc. Don't get
mc wrong, I'm interested in pco-
plc. And if it weren't for that af-
fliction of mine, this sympathetic
pain business, I'd be delighted to
listen to their health problems.
But while they get to feefrbetter
and halter as they unload their
• troubles, i aimost•pass out with
pain. •
The other day 1 met Mike
whom 1 hadn't seen in a few
months. "flow are you, Mike?" i
thought I'd -exchange a few
voids ith him and then get on
with my shopping. Twenty min-
utes later I had learned a great
deal about gall stones in general,
the size of Mike's in particular;
and the excruciating pain he had
experienced before, during and
after whatever they did w ith him.
He never noticed how i doubled
up with pain. My lower abdomen
(where i think my gall bladder is
situated ) was pulsating. I waS
breaking out in a cold sweat. But
he rambled on about his illness. 1
couldn't stand it any longer and
lost my cool.
"Stop!" 1 shouted. "i only
Wanted -to say hello to you, Mike.
You're killing me with these
graphic clinical descriptions." Ile
didn't. understand, and I may.
have lost a friend.
Should I avoid people in fu-
ture? Wear dark glasses and a
wide -brimmed hat'' A coat with
the collar upturned:' Or 'should I
pretend to he in a hurry when I'm
not? 1 want tip" be friendly, but i
don't want to hear their gruesome
medical his p ' •
Mayhc'T' why "'T:::.
your any more. I could try
"Itcllo" or "Hi or "Gidday"
That just might do it. I'll great
people with ""Gidday! isn't it a
wonderful day? You're looking
absolutely marvelous." Surely no
One would dare to send mc into
contortions of pain after such an
enthusiastic greeting.
if you'i'e really in trouble, if
you need a shoulder to cry on,
give me a .call. I'll set aside a
block of time for you, swallow a
couple of pain killers, and listen _
to your story. But don't ambush
me in hload daylight when I'm
unmedicated.