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Times -Advocate, October 19, 1988
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Time to get rabies shots
The province of Ontario and the state
of Maine are the two regions in all of
North America with the highest incidents
of rabies in animals. -
Most reported cases of rabies in this
province have been limited to wild ani-
mals. But, there have been a few cases of
household pets and thi's brings on the
clanger to humans.
Pet owners are reminded that special
low cost rabies vaccination clinics will be
held Saturday, October 29 and Wednes-
day, November 2 at most veterinary
clinics in Huron and Perth counties.
In this immediate area, veterinarians
at the Exeter Animal Hospital, the South
Huron Veterinary Clinic in Zurich and
the Kirkton Veterinary Clinic will have
their needles ready for all dogs, cats and
any other animal you may have.
The clinics are sponsored by the Hu-
ron and Perth Health Units with the co-
operation of area veterinarians. The cost
per animal or bird is $7. That's a real
bargain.when you think of the possible
consequences if your favourite pet came
in contact with a rabid wild animal and
that can happen quite easily.
Statistics received from Dr. Gary
Balsdon show that a near -record num-
ber of 2,150 persons were treated for ra-
bies exposure in 1985 and the following
year that figure had jumped by almost
200 percent to 4,212,
Although these figures are two years
old;we would guess they continue to rise
-somewhat like the cost of living.
While the number of rabies cases con-
tinue to edge up, it's amazing to realize
that only 40 percent of dogs and 15 per-
cent of cats in Ontario are immunized
each year against rabies.
If someone has been exposed to the ra-
bies virus which is transmitted through
the rabid animal's saliva by bite or con-
tact with a cut, the cost for vaccine treat-
ment is about $400. That makes the $7
per shot available October 29 and No-
vember 2, a real bargain.
Don't forget to take your pets to one of
the area veterinary clinics on these two
special days. It may save your pet's life
and also make yours much more confort-
able.
Tears for top soil
I guess I am a romantic fool. I
attach meaning to objects that
have no meaning. Like soil. It's
only dirt. It's ground -up rock and
decaying organic matter. It can be
scooped up by giant machines,
sifted and piled, trucked away and
used for the landscaping of new
housing developments.
Why not? There is no law
against the stripping of top soil.
It's a business like many others.
It creates employment, and the
cash income for the owners is
considerable. You can't .stop
progress. We'll soon be in the
21st century.
There is no arguing with
realists. They've got the law, our
municipal representatives, and
public opinion on their side.
And yet, something deep inside
me churns when I see the top soil
stolen away from a field. When a
field created by generations of
industrious farmers is raped.
Robbed. (Both words have the
same origin).
Top soil is the living pan of
the earth's surface. Where we live
— in the Canadian Shield — it
has taken thousands of years to
build up. There was no soil here
8,000 years ago when the
Champlain Sea covered the land.
Since then, countless plants have
lived and died to produce a forest
soil. Thc forest supported animal
life and a thin population of semi-
nomadic Indian hunters. The early
settlers came to this country
because of the soil. They made
the soil their own. They earned
their right to own it. They cut
clearings into the forest and carved
out fields by removing rocks,
boulders and stumps. Men,
women and children spent their
lives improving the soil.
The pioneers are gone. Their
gravestones are crumbling in
hidden -away country cemeteries
Their log houses, their sturdy
barns. their granaries have
disappeared. Replaced by four -lane
highways and factory sites, by
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by Peter Hesscl
shopping centres and airports.
And by urban sprawl. By
plywood, concrete -brick, vinyl -
siding and asphalt -tile. By
synthetic imitations of natural
products. By plastic ticky-tacky
that breaks down long before it's
paid for. But the owners don't care
because they seldom stay long
enough to observe the changes.
They plant their exotic shrubs and
trees into soil brought in from a
hundred miles away. But they
never stay long enough to sec
them grow to maturity. They
move to bigger and better plastic
houses, with three instead of two
bathrooms, with triple instead of
double car garages. The top soil
for their pampered petunias and
geraniums is shipped in from
another farmer's' field that has
been raped.
By Ross Haugh
Heirs, speculators,
developers, and builders
So within less than a year, the
soil disappears from what used to
be Gordon Mclntyre's farm. The
operator packs up his machinery
and looks for another "strip
mine". Where the soil is rich and
fertile. Just what the city folks
need for their luscious lawns.
And Gordon McIntyre's fields
are sold -- usually by his heirs
— to a firm of speculators. They
sit on the skinned "property" for a
couple of years until opportunity
knocks in the form of a land
developer -- who does not
develop the land but carves it up
into lots which he sells to
builders. The builders first erect
dicky -tacky plastic houses on the
devastated lots. Then — to cover
up the scars left by power shovels
and cranes and concrete mixers —
they bring in top soil from a farm
where the family of Duncan
Robertson's used to live. Here and
there on the construction site, an
occasional tree has survived the
onslaught, and a "treed lot" is
worth at least a couple of
thousand dollars more than the
rest.
I guess it's all necessary and
inevitable in the name of
progress. And as I said in the
beginning, I'm a romantic fool.
So don't worry if you drive by a
place where the top soil is being
stripped off the land, and you see
a just -past -middle-aged man
standing at the old farm fence,
wiping his eyes with a kleencx.
It's only me shedding a tear for
our future, yet unborn
generations.
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Long ago memories
We had the honour and the fun hear much anymore about chil-
Friday afternoon to be the guest blains. But, bclicvc me they
speaker at the Exeter Legion for were irritable.
the district fall meeting of the We reminisced with the other
Senior Citizens of Ontario. seniors about the radio pro -
Given a free hand by Exeter grams of yesteryears. There
President Pat Skinner as far as were soap operas back in the
opics w4 -e concerned, we talked good old days and they were
about memories of being born realty well named. Ma Perkins
and raised on a farm back in the and Portia Faces Life were
late 1920's and 1930's. sponsored by Oxydol and Ivory
Almost all of the 130 in atten- soaps. Couldn't get any more
dance were from farm back-
grounds and seemed to have little
trouble in relating to what we
were talking about.
Back in those days, the kitchen
stove was the only appliance in
most houses as it provided the en-
ergy for cooking, baking can-
ning, etc and heating most of the
farmhouse.
We probably remember the
kitchen stove for about four prime
reasons. Making toast was an ex-
perience at our house with a wire
toaster held over the open flame
of the stove. Dad was an expert at
burning toast. I was a big boy be-
fore I realized toast was not sup-
posed to be black.
As youngsters, thc neighbour
kids and us would go skating
quite frequently in the wintertime
and always get cold feet. The first
thing to do with cold feet is stick
them in the oven.
When I asked the audience what
was the next thing to happen with
your feet in the oven, the secre-
tary of the district. executive sit-
ting next to me was quick to say,
"chilblains". That's right with our
modern convencicnces, we don't
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sudsy than that.
-The subject of the telephone
party lines also came up. The
famous one-liner used in recent
years by Lily Tomlin being,
Arc you the person to -whom 1
am speaking" was not -originat-
ed back in the days of the party
lints. It would have been "How
many of our neighbours are lis-
tening?
One thing we didn't talk
about was hrcad baking in the
oven of the kitchen stove.
Lo and behold, the next
morning in the mail 1 get a
news release - about baking
bread including a few anecdotes
on the subject and herr they
are:
Thc art of hrcadmaking was
developed in ancient Egypt
Bread was the coinage of the
realm for hundreds of years and
workers were paid in bread. The
daily average pay fora servant
was three loaves.
Egyptians regarded bread so
highly they would cast it upon
the waters of the Nile as a tribute-.
to the Gods.
In Egyptian tombs, the heads'
and kernels of wheat wcrc bur-
ied with the dead for food in the
afterlife.
The word bread occurs 264
times in the Bible.
Thc Bohemians believed that
by putting a loaf of hrcad under
a baby's crib the child would
grow up to have good teeth.
Around the 16th Century,
bread could never he placed on
the table upside down because
the top of the bread had received
the sign of the cross.
in France. people deposited
three loaves of hrcad and three
lumps of coal under the beds of
newlyweds for good luck.
In mediaeval German provinc-
es, bakers faced their ovens and
avoided turning their hacks to
show rtspect for hrcad.
in the German traditiorn hrcad
has the power to cure even se-
vere migrant headaches if it is
dunked in milk exactly 12 hours
after it is baked.
In modem Romania if a person
drops a piece of hrcad, he kisses
it after picking it up.
One cannot live by • hrcad
alone. iBut. try to diet the hest
you can. We will take our own
advice and cat lightly.
Step right up, folks
Please sit down Mr. Smith,'
said the inspector, "And thank
you for coming today."
"We started our investigation
into this scandal last month," he
continued, "and found many of
the subscribers to the Very, Very
Special Sunshine !lour were of
above average intelligence. You,
Mr. Smith, have a Masters de-
gree in economics; run your own
company, and donated $100 a
month to Rcv. Bliss' television
show."
"Yes, that's right," Smith con-
fessed without blinking.
"Do you attend any community
churches?" the inspector pur-
sued.
'"Used to," said Smith, "but the
scats were hard, you couldn't cat
or drink during the service, and
there was no 'mote control."
Remote contml?"
"Yes. Rcv. Bliss knew if his
show became too downbeat, we
could just switch channels. ft
kept him in line," said Smith.
"Did you find inspiration in his
messages?" asked the inspector.
"Not really," said Smith, relax-
ing in his chair. "That wasn't the
point. He had to appeal to the
widest possible audience.
Everything was kept on the most
general terms: Everybody is a
sinner. Everyone is saved.
Everything is going to llcll in a
handbasket and we can't stop
it."
"You believe this?" interrupted
the inspector. his pen scribbling
turiousls .
"1 don't have to believe it,"
snapped Smith. "1 just support
it."
The inspector coughed. "And
how did you feet about the Rcv.
Bliss' threat to throw himself at
God's mercy by jumping off the
Holy Termor roller coaster at his
amusement park if he didn't get
$10 million in pledges?"
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"i didn't send any m�iors:el for
that," said Smith. "If it wasn't
for thc fast food chain coughing
up the cash. I think he'd have
done it."
"Don't you feel cheated since
Bliss has been exposed for lead-
ing a double life as the lead sing-
er of the mock group Sins of Sa-
tan, wearing make-up and killing
chickens on stage, and has now
fled to exile in Costa Rica?" the
inspector asked with one eye-
brow raised.
"1'm not bothered," replied
Smith. "1 rcad he has a contract
with the tabloids for a comeback
story every month for the rest of
his days. I'll get my money's
worth out of him yet.
Hold that
thought...
by
Adrian Harte
Thc inspector frowned.
"Didn't you worry about how
much money you were giving to
the Rcv. Bliss' church?"
"No, not at all," said Smith. "I
think 1 might have saved money
instead. His brand of fundamen-
talism took a great Toad off my
mind. He said I don't have to
donate money to AIDS societies
because it is not a virus but a
scourge to rid thc earth of unde-
sirables. All other nasty diseases
arc just a way of calling God's
people home..."