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Police citation
Residents should be cheered by the On-
tario Police Commission's appraisal of
the `Exeter police force. Chief. Larry
Hardy is to be commended for the job he
has done over ,the past four years as the
• leader of the department.
The Commission carried out an in-
depth investigation into the operations of
the force and came away with a glowing
report which praised.almost every aspect
of the often short-staffed department.
Only -the station and its aging equip-
ment was noted as being in need of im-
provement. But even poor equipment has
been offset by the substance of the police
staff.
After the report was presented to the
town, councillor Morley Hall called for
foot patrols, claiming there is a lack of
public contact between citizens and the
force. -
Councillor Hall obviously disregarded
the Commission's comment: "... this
force... holds a reasonably good profile
in the eyes of the community." •
If Hall's primary reason for requesting
foot patrols is to enhance public rela-
tions, it is unfounded. Officers should
spend their time in a way that best serves
the public. If that means covering a larg-
er area by patrolling the town in cruisers
instead of shaking hands and kissing ba-
bies; so be it.
Good service carries its own -P.R.
By Mark Bisset
A sad trend
When Brian Mulroney and the Pro-
gressive Conservative party swept to
power in 1984, a number of Canadians
were forced to vote against one party,
rather than for another.
Canadians were frustrated. with the
stale Liberal government of Pierre Elli-
ott Trudeau -- a government too long in
.power, stricken with corruption and in-
ternal rot. In order to. remove the Liber-
als from office, voters moved as a block
into the Conservative camp.
Many were unhappy with what they
got.
Now, after four years of scandal and
misgovernment of the blue variety, Ca-
nadians -are revealing in the polls they
are ready to clip Mulroney's wings, take
his huge mandate away and replace it
with a minority Conservative govern-
ment -- or a different government alto-
gether.
• But when people now opposed to Mul-
roney go to the polls; they will not be
voting for John Turner or Ed Broadbent
so much as they will be voting against
Brian Mulroney.
It is a telling trend. It reveals an abso-
lute lack of creative leadership in this
country. On one front we can choose -
Turner, a man who would have done his
party a favour by resigning two years
ago; a man who really isn't sure where to
take the Liberal party, let -alone his
country. •
On a second front, Broadbent stands
ready to steer Canada in a new direction, ,
but not an original direction. Socialism.-,
has been tried elsewhere and has proved
to be: faulty. And 'Broadbent may have
revealed something of his nature when
he began to push party policies from left
to centre as his popularity rose.
Unless we are presented with intelli-
gent, innovative leadership, we are
bound to continue placing negative rath-
er than positive votes. One is reminded of
the story of the lady who bought a cat to
get rid of a mouse, a ddg to get rid of the
cat and so on until she had an elephant in
residence and was forced to .bring back
the mouse to scare off the pachyderm.
It is a discouraging circle.
By ,bark Bisset
Home -groan
- it's an ill wind that .blows no
good. And it's an arid drought
that scars all benefit. This
.year's unusual lack of rainfall
has at least given us a valid ex-
- cusc for our unproductive gar-
den. Other years we've had no
excuse for aur lack of green
thumbs, but this time we can
self-righteously blame -the
weather.
Don had to replant most of his
initial sowings of peas, beans,
carrots and cucumbers. The
first seeds just lay in the
ground, too parched to sprout.
1 wish some clever plant biol-
ogist would explain why weeds
in general seem. to thrive under
conditions that stunt or kill do-'
mcsticatcd plants. A Nobel
prize awaits the person who dis-
covers how to graft corn stalks
onto velvctleaf roots. or makes
white pea beans flourish atop.a
milkweed base.
The one crop that did excep-
tionally well in our garden this
year was red -root pigwced, thc
bane of our horticultural efforts.
If that noxious invader were a
saleable crop, bon and I would
have been millionaires long ago.
The stuff can lic dormant in the
soil for 85 years, then burst up
Reynold's
Rap
by
Yvonne
Reynolds
like dragon's teeth at thc first
touch of the plow or the kiss of a
gentle rain.
-Our pigwced got so thick Don
pulled up a whole row of peas he
failed to sec. His explanation is
that it serves the peas •right for
consorting so intimately with the
enemy.
Searching for enough green
beans for two people for dinner
is akin to stalking the jungle in
starch of prey. Thc'red of the to-
matoes makes that vegetable an
easier target, thank goodness.
Cantaloupes which should be the
size of bowling balls could be
uscd for a game of pingpong:
Looking at thc dwarf onions
makes me cry.
in good years, too, our garden
is a disaster. Cabbages lose
their heads. Baby carrots never
grow up. Broccoli that was not
ready by day blossoms into use-
less yellow flowers by the light
of the moon. Beets bleed be-
fore they arc harvested. Pota-
toes seeking martyrdom skulk
right where they know we are
going to put in thc shovel.
Even thc bugs and beetles boy-
cott our acreage.
We have two options, as far as
I can see. We can offer our gar-
den plot to Centralia Colicge of
Agricultural Technology for tar-
get practice, or we can declare the
whole thing a disaster arca, and
forbid anyone to approach nearer
than two miles to thc site. As a
last desperate resort, we could
tum it into pasture for our goats.
- See you at the vegetable coun-
ter.
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I WAS :tN EDMONTON
WHEN ME DEVASTATINCt
DISASTER STRUCK
•
AWFUL 5tGtiT! DAZED MM.
WANDERING THE STREETS IN SHOLK ..
CRIES OF ANGUISH, MOANING,
CURSING THE FATES..
wow!
LAST 'EAR'S
TORNADO?
IrOMMIL
WORSE-
TXE GRETZKY •
TRADE!
From up above
Don't get excited about the
heading on this column.
We are talking about "up
above" as opposed -to "down
under" in reporting our holiday
activities last week with visitors
from Australia.
- We picked Alick and Shirley
Obst up in Toronto on Saturday,
August 13 and they spent the
following week with us before
flying to Kentucky for a couple
of day s. They then head for
Los Angeles and Honolulu be-
fore heading back down under.
Before visiting in Crediton,
they spent 17 days on a bus tour
from. Vancouver- to Niagara
Falls and back to Toronto.
Needless to say they were
tired out after the long bus hike
and the pace here was slowed
down considerably to give them -
a chance to rest.
Alick, being a former farmer
was vcry impressed with the-
farm lands in Western Ontario,
despite the less than ideal weath-
er conditions which have kept
the countryside a little browner
than usual. -
tie enjoyed a tour of thc re-
search farm at Centralia College
thanks to tour guide Fred Bow-
ers.
Incidentally_ , the annual
Crops Update is being held to-
day, Wednesday at the CCAT
famL just north of the Crediton
road on Concession 3 of Ste-
phen township. Everyone is
welcome to attend and see 'the
variety of crop and herbicide
trials.
Included in the farm related
tours we took were a visit to a
farm in Usbome township where
canning corn was being picked
and then on to the Nabisco plant
in Exeter where the corn was
headed for processing.
fra From the
; editor's disk
by
Ross Haugh
Also on a visit to Godcrich, we
were fortunate to see a large lake
boat come into. the harbour to
pick up grain. from the elevators
there.
Our visitors were vcry interest-
ed in a trek through Mennonite
country around Elmira and St.
Jacobs and seeing a large number
of horse _and buggies tied -up to
hitching posts in Elmira.
A night_out at the Iluron Coun-
try Playhouse to sec Windfall, a
trip to sec the kettles at Kettle
Point , a vist to a couple of shop-
ping malls in London and a tour
of Exeter's Main street shops sort
of rounded out our in -the -arca
trips.
One of the first things Alick did
wlicn he arrived in Vancouver
was to check which way the wa-
ter swirled when a Canadian toi-
let was flushed.
1 -ie found out what we told him
• three years ago was correct when
we met on a tour of New Zealand
that the Canadian swirl goes in a
counter clockwise direction while
in Australia the direction is clock-
wise. -
* * * *
We should mention that a regu-
lar on our editorial page for al-
most 11 years will not fie- seen
anymore. Syd Fletcher, a Lamb -
ton county elementary school
principal has decided to call it
quits as far as writing a column is
concerned and will tum to other
things in his spare time. -
For the time being, the space
usually filled by Perspectives will
be taken over by our three resi-
dent reporters Yvonne Reynolds,
Mark Bisset and Adrian } lame on
a rotating basis.
* * * *
While this was being written,
Tony McQuail dropped in to tell
us that Ontario's New Democrat-
ic pane leader Bob Rae would be
in -Huron this coming Saturday.
Rae will visit the Zurich Bean
Festival at about 12.30 pni.,
open the newly renovated office
of the Huron -Bruce riding in
Dungannon at 3 p.m. and join in
on a family potluck picnic at the.
McQuail farm, southeast of
Lucknow. '
The NDP leader along with his
wifc Arlene and their three chil-
dren will attend "Fires in the
Night" at the Blyth Festival at
night.
Furry friends
When 1 came down to the
kitchen early in the morning, my
fust reaction was: we've been hit
by a burglar. What if he is still in
the house? The screen of the
kitchen window over the sink had
been broken and was hanging
down precariously. The fridge
door stood wide open. The radio
on top of the fridge had been
knocked over. Things on top of
the <counter were in a- mess.
Somebody obviously had come
in. But had he left?
I checked the VCR it was
still there in the playroom. Before
I opened the cellar door. I
remembered what I had learned
from watching TV. I armed
'myself with Elizabeth's crepe pan
and, tiptoed over to the door. I
carefully reached over to the
handle and ripped the door open,
ready to clobber the intruder on
the head: No one there. I turned
on the cellar light and went down
the stairs. ready for action. All
was quiet.
I tried the same manoeuvre with
the broom closet and clothes
closet doors. I checked if the kids
were still in their beds. They were
peaceful. Alt outside doors were
locked.
I went back to the kitchen to
examine the evidence more
closely. That's when I became
convinced that we had been
burglarized by a criminal wearing
a black mask Over the eyes and a
bushy striped tail. His name was
Procyon loton, also known as
Ringtail Raccoon. •
The critter's footprints were all
over the counter, the stove and
even the walls. How it had
managed to open the fridge door
was beyond me. Having
completed this incredible feat, it
must have been exhausted,
because nothing was disturbed
inside. Maybe the fridge light'
PETER'S
POINT
• •
by Peter Hesse'
scared it away. Its search for food
could have been truly rcwaiding if
it had gotten into the fridge and •
• the nearby pantry.
As it turned out, the only
nourishment it found were the
heads of Duncan's and Stephanie's
apple -face dolls. Their decapitated
remains were scattered on the
floor. Unfortunately this
gruesome discovery was made by
Stephanie who had come down to
join me. wondering what all the
clattering was about. She ran to
tell Duncan. and for ten minutes
the twins wailed a,heart-breaking
lament for the dolls they had
worked so hard to create.
1 promised that I'd help to make -
new apple faces. We gathered up
the little "bodies", the wire
granny -glasses, the dress and the
apron, the shirt and the pants of
the dolls and took them to "the
hospital".
We got the screen repaired, and
the kitchen cleaned up. We were
hoping that the offender would be
so discouraged by the meagre
reward of its raid that it would
leave us alone. I refused to borrow
a 22 and go "coon hunting".
These animals have as much right
to live around here as we do. if
only we could all learn not to
stick our noses into each .other's
business.
I'm actually very grateful to
that raccoon. l have seen evidence
of its digestive products all over •
'the lawn, and I think it was very
considerate not to go to the
bathroom in our kitchen.
I am al -so grateful to the bat
that suddenly appeared in the -
playroom last night while we
were watching P i p p i
Longstocking with the kids. It
is a mystery how it got into the
house. it circled the room without
bumping into anything. As soon
as Elizabeth opened the back door,
it said good night and flew out.
The kids weren't even hysterical.
lust puzzled. Like me.