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Let's keep it rolling
The recent release of unemployment figures
across the nation suggests that there is still a long way
to go to achieve any dramatic economic recovery, but
there was certainly more than a glimmer of hope in
news contained in last week's edition of this
newspaper.
There was an announcement of a large, modern
facility for Canadian Tire; sod turnings for a new
senior citizen housing facility in Hensall and the new
office to be shared by the Ausab!e-Bayfield Conserva-
tion Authority and Usborne Township; plus the open-
ing of Kenpal Farms Products Incorporated in the va-
cant structure previously occupied byEastonManufac-
turing on Highway 4 in the Centralia area.
Added to the recent good news regarding Hughes
Columbia and Northlander Industries, there is every
indication that the area economy is rebounding
significantly.
The private investment, in particular, indicates a
considerable amount of faith in an economic turn-
around as well as in this area in particular to generate
returns on- that investment.
Those in charge of public funds are in a rather
more delicate position. On one hand, they are expected
to hold the line, while on the other, they must recognize
that not spending money adds to the economic and
employment problems.
Consumer confidence is one of the basic re-
quirements for an improvement in the economic situa-
tion, and hi,pefully area consumers will take their lead
from those who are investing in the future of this area
and will do what they can to stimulate employment and
confidence.
Confidence, similar to doom and gloom, is con-
tagious, and hopefully the rash of good news will
continue.
Food for thought
By W. Roger Worth
Canada is the bread basket of the world. Canadians
have heard that phrase so often, they seem to take it
for granted that our farmers rate among the finest
anywhere.
Yet the nation's food producers have very real pro-
blems that are little understood by ordinary
Canadians.
Consider what's happening at the present time.
With spring planting just around the corner, many
farmers are scurrying to.banks, seeking loans to pay
for the fertilizer, seed and other necessities. In the fall,
when the crop is harvested, the farmer sells the com-
modity, pays off the bank loan (including the interest),
retains whatever is left to cover wages and other costs
and ( hopefully) earns a fair return on a heavy
investment.
That's the way the system is supposed to work, but
relatively low food prices and high interest rates in re-
cent years have cut profits and, in somecases,have
resulted in very real losses.
Yet the hardy farmer persists, even when govern-
ments add uncertainties such as proposed massive
changes in the freight rate system that may or may
not be costly to producers.
Our fishermen are in the same leaky boat. With
the low prices they are offered for their products, the
fishermen are having difficulty surviving. In fact,
things are so bad, it now Seems clear that governments
will be forced to spend hundreds of million of dollars
to bail out the industry in Atlantic Canad
The winners in this high-cost, low -price equation,
of course, are the nation's consumers. While Canadians
spend about 23 percent of disposable income on food,
West Germans lay out more than 30 percent and the
Japanese payout awhopping35 percent or so of their
income on food.
It's true, farming and fishing are generally con-
sidered risky businesses where producers can earn big
returns if everything goes according to plan. But in
many cases, producers haven't been winners in the
1980s.
Aside from economics, what's important, but lit-
tle noticed by Canadians, is the fact that as a country
we are indeed self-sufficient in food. And for that, we
can thank our farmers and fishermen. Whatever their
problems, they always seem to meet our demands for
foodstuffs with lots left over to sell to other countries.
They deserve to be treated with respect.
Here's chance to eclipse
Local Mutual Life Assurance agent
George Godbolt dropped off a news
release this week explaining the unusual
circumstances surrounding a cheque
recently. cashed by the Waterloo head
office. '
The cheque had been written in 1916 to
a Robert G. Sparrow of Wolesley, Saskat-
chewan. Ile had been given the cheque in
the amount of $293.0.2 for the cash value
of his life insurance policy and for reasons
unknown now, never cashed it.
His survivors discovered the cheque in
1982 and Mutual Life decided to cash it.
despite the fact it was 65 years stale -
dated. They also computed the interest on
the cheque over the 66 years since it was
,written and gave the descendants
83,467.22.
While it makes an interesting story, it
is obviously one of those which do not oc-
cur for most of us. We all write cheques
and hope that the recipient somehow
forgets to cash it, but that never happens.
in fact, now that financial institutions
are using computers, it seems that some
cheques get cashed even before the ink is
dry, especially those you're hoping won't
get through the books until you get there
to cover the amount with a deposit.
It appears al times as though com-
puters work through the night and even
over the weekend in -clearing cheques,
even those from a considerable distance.
The computer in charge of deposits, of
course, works at half the speed.
Inview of the great interest these days
in establishing records or making it into
the Guinness book, the writer has decid-
ed that it would be a great idea for all
those receiving cheques from him in the
next few months to set them aside in a
safe place where they will be found at a
later date --like 67 years from now
Then their survivors can attempt to
cash those cheques, get their names in the
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
newspaper and eclipse the record for
presenting stale -dated cheques.
,Hopefully, they'll all respond to the
challenge in the interest of•estahlishing a
new record! it certainly sounds like a
great idea to me! .
* * *
it may not be a record, but a news item
in the daily the other day noted that a
wedding ring was found in Nebraska,
after being lost some 55 yeas ago.
Seems the original owner had been but-
chering one day in 1927 or 1928 on the
family farm when she noticed her gold
wedding band was missing. Despite a
thorough search, it was never found. it
was uncovered in a field recently by a
farmer and was said to he just like new.
The interesting point of the story is not
the finding of the ring, but rather the loca-
tion of the incident. it was in Exeter,
Nebraska.
a record
A search through my trusty atlas had
never before indicated there was a
namesake to this community in
Nebraska, although there are duplicates
in New Hampshire, California, Penn-
sylvania and of course, England.
Many residents of this community have
visited in Exeter. England, and there has
been some official communication bet-
ween here and there in the past.
A few months ago, the writer had the
opportunity of visiting the Exeter in New
Hampshire along with a minor hockey
team. The hospitality extended the local
contingent was excellent and resulted in
the rec director of the community visiting
here some time later.
However, i have never come across
anyone who has ever indicated having
visited our namesake in any of the other
three states aforementioned, or coming
across others which may not be included
on official road maps or atlases.
So, in the interest of trying to establish
some contact with those communities, I
sent a letter to each of them last week in
an effort to find out something about
them. Whether they'll reach their intend-
ed destination or elicit some response re-
mains to be seen, hut hopefully someone
will answer.
At any rate, it is a topic with which I
have some fascination, and will keep you
informed if some information does come
from the namesakes that have been
contacted.
if there is anyone who has visited those
in Nebraska, California or Pennsylvania,
I would appreciate hearing from you.
"Of course powerful interests are behind each PC leadership candidate —
they're married, aren't they?"
Humans get short end of stick
• Humans, though not as
tenacious and purposeful
as the ant, nor as busy as
the bee, have much in
common with them.
Ants, or course, can't
swim. Or they can, but
they can't hold their noses
when they go under, so
they drown. Who'd want to
be an ant?
Bees, on the other hand,
can fly, and we can't. But
they are unable ,to jump,
even to a cdnclusion, and
we can, so that evens out.
We don't have the
singlemindedness of ants.
They know where they are
going, or what they are do-
ing. We don't. We go
wandering about and get
squashed. They do too, of
course, but at least they
were headed somewhere.
Bees bumble, but never
on the scale that we do.
They zero in on a flower.
We stagger into a cactus.
They go, "Vroom,
vroom!" We flood our
motors and go, "Ka-
whuck, ka-whunch.
ka-a-a-glunk!"
There are other
similarities and dif-
ferences, none of which
prove that humans are
superior. Ants don't have
sexual hang-ups. They
know that they are
workers, •or soldiers or
whatever. Humans don't,
half the time, know
whether they are punched;
bored, or kicked in with a
frozen boot.
Bees also know who and
where they are. Like us,
they have a Queen. but
theirs doesn't have to con-
sult the Labour Part
before. deciding what to do
about unemployment. She
wipes out the workers.
That automatically
creates now jobs.
Imagine a world in
which bees had unemploy-
ment insurance. You'd not
only have a bee in your
bonnet, but a bee in your
bum, your brain and your
bra.
Unlike us, ants don't
worry about their ants. We
have poor aunts who must
be kept under cover, rich
ants who must be toadied
. � :.: �,t 5��. 3:� •ham Ja`
We wake up in the same
cell, after nightmares
about being in a cell, and
proceed to a smaller cell
where we peer at
ourselves, shake our
heads gloomily and
remove various normal
blessings. Can you image
•
Sugar
and Spice'
Dispensed By Smiley
to, and crazy aunts who
threaten to come and stay
with us.
Bees don't bother much
about other bees. They
just buzz about, sucking
honey. What a life. They
have no rotten kids, frigid
wives, drunken husbands.
goofy grandchildren, aged
parents.
So far, it looks as though
we've got the short end of
the stick, and the ants and
the bees are in clover. But
there's one thing that
dragsthem down to our
level. We all live in cells.
You didn't know this`'
You say humans have free
will? You think we can
call the shots, be masters
of our own good and evil.
live as long as we like, go
to heaven 'or hell, decide
what to have for dinner?
Nonsense. You are sit-
ting in a cell as you read
this. I am sitting in a cell
as I write it. Maybe your
cell has a refrigerator and
an electric stove, and
mine has an ashtray and a
filing cabinet. But they are
cells.
At night, we move from
the TV cell to the cell with
the platform where we, for
no reason, expect to go to
sleep.
a bee shaving his God-
given whiskers?
Then we romp down
through a vertical cell
with no windows to
another cell with orange
juice and coffee. Ants and
bees get spilled sugar and
honey. No coffee, no tea.
no caffeine problems.
Neatt, we leave this cell
for a mobile one, with FM
radio, window wipers, and
automatic knees, legs,
windows. Meanwhile, the
ants and the bees go about
their business. getting ex-
ercise, fresh air and a
keen curiosity about
what's going to happen
today.
We know nothing ne‘c is
going to happen today. We
go to a big cell, where
ladies type in a little cell
within a bigger cell. We
pick up our little cellular
pieces from the ladies and
go off to our individual
cells, where we spend the
entire day convincing
other people that they
should be happy to even
have a cell.
Sometimes we are hap-
• py. We go to •t big cell and
browse around, humming
and snuffling things and
touching the un-
touchables. But it ends all
too soon. We are brought
to a tiny cell, where a
young'woman punches out
some tentacles that drag
us hack to the big cell.
where the Queen Bee in-
forms us that we -have no
taste. no common. sense.
and less intelligence than
a bee or an ant.
While this tirade is tak-
ing.place, wl at are the ant
and the bee doingb lilting,
stinging? No; they are an -
ting around and beeing
around, with no sense
whatever that they are the
lowest of the low, dumb
slobs, cretins. The words
don't mean anything to
them.
Some day, humans will
rise to the level of the ant
and the bee. They will ac-
cept their cells, instead of
trying to kick the sides out
of them. They will do what
they are supposed to do,
without a lot of ifs, ants
and bees.
Someday. humans will
stop gossiping about each
other. Ants don't. Some-
day humans will stop
stinging each other. Bees
don't, except when you
bug them. .
Someday humans will
stop asking. "Why?" The
word is not in the
vocabulary of ants and
bees.
But humans must have
a care. If they don't, the
theme song of the Twenty-
first Century might well
be, "My cell is your cell.
Your cell is my cell And
our cell is our cell..."
On, the other hand;
perhaps we are not lost in
the cells. Ants can multip-
ly, but they can't divide.
Bees can buzz, but they
can't beam.
Maybe there's a future
for us, if we can just gel
out of those c•e 11.,.
One last comment on trip
One last column about
travelling in the U.S.A.,
Florida in particular. We
had heard a variety of dif-
ferent comments about
the new addition to Walt
Disney World, the EPCOT
Centre, some of them not
so favourable. One person
told us that it was just a
bunch of restaurants and
shops from countries
around the world.
Not so. This place ranks
high on my list of recom-
mended places to go. I
won't spoil your fun by
describing the different
places within it but I will
say that the tradition that
Walt Disney started in his
Disney World of high
quality animation and
spectacular educational
showpieces has not been
put to shame in this place. plan on getting to the cen-
t found myself gasping at tre about 3 o'clock in the
some of the special effects afternoon. By that time all
y,Y
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
that I saw, ranging from
life-size moving dinosaurs
to a robot that played the
hand -bells, and a theatre
that actually moves you
from one place to another
instead of bringing the
stage to you.
One other thing. If you
don't want to stand for
long periods of time in line
I would suggest that you
of the people who are worn
out from standing in line
and bucking crowds all
day are leaving the place
in droves. By the time 5
O'clock comes around the
lines are down to quite
reasonable lengths and by
7 o'clock you can prac-
ticially walk into any at-
traction at your leisure.
i don't think that Disney
World or the Epcot Centre
are places tor really small
children. Many of the ex-
hibits are quite intense
(that's the word the
Disney people use
themselves). For exam-
ple, one 3-D movie in the
Kodak building had very
realistic monsters and
witches coming right out
of the screen. Also, the
distances involved are
quite lengthy sometimes
and very little ones seem-
ed to find it very fatiguing.
We found the food in
both the Magic Kingdom
and the Epcot Centre to be
reasonably priced and of
quite good quality.
If you can make it down
there I know you'll
thoroughly enjoy the
place.