Times-Advocate, 1983-02-16, Page 4Page 4
Times -Advocate, February 16, 1983
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Members of Huron County council have a point in
opposing current waste site regulations imposed by the
ministry of the environment, although they tread on
questionable grounds in some aspects of that
opposition.
Some 'small municipalities face sizeable costs in
meeting the regulations as they pertain to compaction,
burning,' covering and water quality.
Cerinin ylVi, the location of dumps in relation to
neighbours and the amount and type of garbage, should
have some consideration, and perhaps the current
blanket policy.regarding dumps is unfair.
However, it cannot be logically argued that the
problems experienced in the past with waste site areas
should be disregarded or that those problems, however
small they may appear, should be condoned.
The , number of neighbours is not a factor. In-
dividuals should be protected from the dangers and
nuisance of pest, air or water pollution whether it be
merely one neighbouring property owner or one
-hundred.
One member questioned the logic of having the
same regulations for a city as a rural township. The
logic is that many rural townships add up to the same
population as a city and in total can create as much
•pollution and other problems associated with dumps -
as that. metropolitan area.
Certainly, there may be some aspects where some
townships can logically have less stringent controls,
but never at the expense of others, either present or
future.
Mobster's idea tried
Al Capone and the 1939-45 Allied Armed Forces had
something in common.
Capone used a rubber belt studded with spikes to
stop police cars pursuing him. The allies used a similar
device to put German tanks out of action during World
War II.
Now, some police officials are taking a long, hard
look at spiked belts as a means of safely stopping cars
involved in police chases. It's a rubber belt with spikes,
a little more sophisticated than the one the mobster
used, but nevertheless just as effective.
Police, however, have to be more concerned with
safety than was Capone. The new device.appears to
meet those requirements as a fleeing vehicle can be
safely and quickly immobilized.
Policemen have always faced risks in high-speed
chases and the risks involved for itinocent drivers on
the road at the same time has been a thorny issue.
Hopefully, the new device will prove practical,
halting those attempting to flee the law, while at the
same time reducing the risks for others.
Capone is probably wondering why it took so long
for others to recognize his idea.
The grass is. greener.
Funny how the grass in always greener in the next
field.
The person who is employed longs for a few weeks
away from work. The one who hasn't a job longs for
the opportunity to show his skills and get a regular pay
cheque.
An employer worried about big debt financing for
his business, thinks how fortunate are those Who can
work within a weekly budget from the money he pro-
vides at each month's end. The employee wishes he
was the boss and have no one to answer to but himself.
The householder with the small lawn wishes he had
more room to grow vegetables in the summer. The one
with half an acre of growing greens thinks it would be
easier to shop at the store than pull out weeds.
Workers in Nova Scotia dream about those big
salaries in Alberta and Ontario. Workers in Alberta
and Ontario dream about the peace and contentment
of working and living in Nova Scotia.
Bank tellers think of the glamor of journalism.
Journalists think of the freedom of regular working
hours in a bank.
Can we never be satisfied ?
The Digby Courier
Jet crashes, climber hits high spot
Bobby Hull may have been one of the
most prolific goal scorers to lace on a pair
of skates in this country in the past cen-
tury, but he failed to score many points
as the main speaker at last week's Sport-
smen's dinner sponsored by the Exeter
Lions.
The Golden Jet basicmly. crashed as he
used his local platform to carry on a
senseless tirade against his wife. His
ability and preparedness as a speaker
was shown to be about the same as that
of his legal foray when he attempted to de-
fend himself in their well-publicized t -
matrimonial settlement suit.
For some strange reason, Hull and a
few other head -table speakers, appear to
have an unwarranted belief that they are
picked as attractions for such banquets
due to the ability to sing, dance, tell off-
color jokes or be proponents for the
various causes on whose behalf the events
are staged. Some of them come equipped
with an ego that leads them to believe
their mere presence and an autograph is
worth the price of admission.
The sophisication of the audience is well
above the locker room menfality.of some
professional athletes. People come expec-
ting to hear some insight into the Careers
of the athletes, a few of the humorous or
exciting moments they have shared on the
athletic field as they gained fame and
fortune.
Hull's recollection of his career was
about as exciting as witnessing a pole -
sitting contest. As a paid performer at the
banquet, the audience expected him to be
as well prepared for his job as he would
have been if playing in the sudden -death
overtime of the deciding game for the
Stanley Cup.
The organizers of the event shouldn't
have to "coach" the visiting athletes. The
object of this "game" is similar tothose
in which they have made their mark: to
give the spectators their best possible per-
formance so they'll be back in the stands
for the next event.
Ironically, while all the athletes espouse
their support for the causes which are
assisted by such banquets, their lack
lustre performance tends to undermine
their appeal to guarantee future sold -out
audiences.
Fortunately, Hull's disappointing per-
formance has been more than offset by
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BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
previous dinner gusts to guarantee the
success of the local banquet, as well as be-
ing off ',et by other speakers at last week's
event.
Mountain:climber Laurie Skreslet,
despite a facial expression that suggests
he's watched too many avalanches head
his way, was certainly one of those who
showed an insight into what the audience
had come to hear and left a meaningful
message in addition.
Those of us who tramp the flat earth of
Huron County can hardly imagine the
physical and mental strain involved in
climbing Mount Everest; and our rather
mundane existence leaves us short of
comprehending the need for even con-
sidering such dangerous challenges..
Judging from the standing ovation reac-
tion of the local audience, many must
have viewed the television showing of the
Canadian climb and gained some insight
into what it was that Skreslet had ac-
complished when he became the first
Canuck to stand on the highest peak in the
world.
IIere was.a man who had faced death
with practically every step he had taken
both up and down Mount Everest. One
could only grasp a s►nall insight into his
account of the ability required to over-
come fear and to push his physical and
mental faculties to the point required for
such a dangerous trek.
In a personal• conversation with the
climber, I was told that he spent much of
his youth in war surplus stores, that be-
ing an escape from a home where there
was continual arguing between his
parents. Ile loved to see (he equipment of
war and to hear the stories from some of
the°men who had participated and surviv-
ed through the ever-present death and
fear.
While that penchant could have been
transformed into becoming it mercenary,
he decided that he could attain the same
degree of danger and personal
resourcefulness without having to con-
tribute to the death and suffering of
others. lie chose mountain -climbing and
other pursuits where the battle was his
alone to win or,lose.•Others dict not have
to suffer or face death Through his love of
daring and face-to-face confrontations
that parallel those on the battle field.
Ilis point is that there are challenges
available for those who fall prey to the
inner -need to bully or conquer. There are
mountains to climb or natural elements
on which to test one's mettle without sub-
jecting others to suffering or death.
Unfortunately, of course, most of those
who appear to have that neetl to conquer
aren't brave enough to put their abilities
on the line in an individual challenge.
They much prefer the odds of having a
gun in their hands or preying on those who
are weaker than themselves.
Unlike Skreslet, they show themselves
for what they really are...cowards.
Who's for a
Isn't it kind of nice to see
the government putting
the boots to some financial
wheeler-dealers for a
change, instead of bluntly
telling us common chaps
that we must toe the line
with 6 and 5, with inflation,
that the workingman and
the farmer are greedy and
should be happy that
swollen rates of usury
have come down, and that
there's a Big Rock Candy
Mountain in:the Sky, if we
just continue to trust in it.
(the government )?
Isn't it kind of sad that
a government should sit
around on its big, fat tail,
contemplating its big, fat
navel, practically turned
inside out because the
comfortable pot -belly has
so grown with pats on the
shoulder, campaign con-
tributions, and sugges-
tions that, whatever hap-
pens can be covered up; or
obfuscated by comforting
stuff like, "You're doing
fine; Jack. I love ya. Just
don't get caught."?
Isn't it kind of nice that,
once in an ice age,
democracy actually
Works? That a placid
government, even a ma-
jority one, which usually
turns over every con-
troversial issue to a Royal
Commission which re-
quires three years and
millions of dollars to pro-
duce a report that nobody
reads, can be forced into
taking strong measures by
an intelligent well-
prepared and determined
Opposition, and actually
has to get off its britt
before the fandango is
danced to its last note?
Isn't it amazing that
government, with its huge
staff of "experts" in prac-
tically everything, doesn't
have a clue that: some
trust companies are
shaky; people are
polluting other people's
water; we are building na-
tional and provincial
deficits which will put our
country fairly quickly in
with the Third World coun-
tries; our defence forces
Yds
baby boom?
working" housewife, who
has been putting in sixteen
hours a day, seven days a
week, for twenty-five -
years, walked up and gave
cabinet minister Judy
Erola a tax allowance for
non -working spouses?
This is the worst column
I have ever written.
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
are a snigger around
NATO; our industries, in
general, are still in the
1950s, as farces equipment,
management and produc-
tion are concerned?
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if someone could put the
boots to the government,
as the latter has done to
private enterprise? The
only person who can is the
Auditor -General, and
after a couple of front-page
stories which prove that
the Canadian public is be-
ing sold everything but the
Brooklyn Bridge, he is
swatted off like an annoy-
ing mosquito.
Wouldn't it be great if
people actually read the
statement of the Ar-
chbishops, that people are
more important than
policies, rather than
snarking, "Why don't they
stick with their beads?"
or, "If they're rig'tt wiry
don't they let the Cana-
dian Manufacturers
Association re -write the
Ten Commandments?"
Wouldn't it be simply
splendid if some "non -
Nothing but questions. Of
course, they don't need
answers because they are
rhetorical questions. But
the sentences are too long.
Too many clauses beginn-
ing with "which". If a stu-
dent offered this as an
essay, I would rip it to
ribbons.
Maybe it's because I'm
becoming confused, like
everybody else in this
country. But who, normal-
ly a decent, responsible
citizen, willing to share, to
contribute, to work out
something better, can be
anything else but confused
when he finds himself sur-
rounded by veniality and
apathy in high places,
anger in middle places,
fury in low places and ,
whimpering from all
directions, can keep
himself looking at the
plateaus, rather than the
valleys? There I go again. .
Another rhetorical ques-
-tHor .. Another rambling
sentence.
O.K. Let's get off this
querulous note. I'm get-
ting as bored as you are.
No more questions. Short
sentences. Right? Right!
Getting rid of Trudeau is
no solution. Nor is Joe
Clark, who would sell his
aged grandmother on the
slave market to become
prime minister again.
Even for two weeks.
• What this country needs
is another baby boom. It
would take a. couple of
years to get it going, but if
the whole nation got down
to it, or up to it, the
economy would soar once
again. -
All our industries were
geared up to the fantastic
boom of babies after
World War .II. Everybody
needed diapers, booties,
baby buggies, toys,
smashed spinach,
soothers, talcum power,
maternity dresses. Then,
a little later, shoes, snow-
suits, tricycles, orthodon-
tists, TV sets, records,
jeans, six -dollar hair-
styles, granny glasses,
mini -skirts.
The economy was
booming. The Post Office
was delivering the mail.
Politicians were . paid
about what a plumber
makes today, and they
were worth every cent of
it. The national debt was
hust a tiny cloud on the
orizon. Unemployment
was a bad word from the
Thirties. Every kid was
going to go to university
and be rich ever
afterwards.
There. T at's solu-
tion. It's as as that
of any economist I've
read. Who's for a Baby
Boom?
Speak for yourself, of
course. Include me out.
But let's get the country
back onits'knees, at least,
if not on its' feet.
Perhaps they know something
My brother works for a
large Japanese company,
indirectly of course. Ile
sells their pianos and
organs. Recently he was
fortunate enough to win a
trip to Japan to visit the
company's headquarters.
It was interesting to listen
to some of his stories of
that country.'s customs
and habits, many of them
different from our own.
Japanese people are not
used to the western
custom of sitting on
chairs. When they sit at
the table to eat they either
squat down or kneel,
seemingly quite comfor-
tably. Consequently,
toilets are t simply
porcelain - encircled holes
in the floor with a con-
tinuous flushing system •
underneath.
Another custoni which
outside ( some rare -meat
lovers would find this to be
all right I imagine). Then
again, at twenty dollars a
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
my brother and some of
the other people with him
found a little hard to take
is the Japanese habit of
cooking food very little in-
deed. Fish is often served
complr'#ely raw and steak
is simply seared on the
pound for steak, maybe
one doesn't want to cook
away any of the goodness.
One of the other
salesmen, at breakfast
time took up a big spoon-
ful of what he thought was
corn flakes and almost
lost the earlier part of his
meal when he discovered
that the corn flakes were
really fish scales, con-
sidered quite a delicacy in
Japan. ,
A final interesting point
that was noticed was that
in Japan'there is little or
no crime. The biggest
criminal event in the
English - language
newspapers during the ten
days that they were in
Tokyo was when a man set
his at ack-type dog do
some other people. Big
news in a city of ter'
million or so, eh?
Maybe the Japanese
know something that we
don't.