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Exeter Times, 1906-11-15, Page 3111000000000000000000000 YOUNG FOLKS 000000000004 A USEFUL GOWN. All the shop windows in town arand ll Of silk, and cotton, and gingham, wool, But none of them shows s gown so gay Mrs. Uuwieinj laird wears to -day. very' bailie loshion her grandmother wore, arc;' t a scam, or a pucker, or g will not lode it, the rain will put, the thing, chilly weather or 1, and it will not wear out, t as long as site lives, no Etter Keeps your body warm, yet lets your sktn breathe -knit, not woven,- Guaranteed -it fits, Against doesPEN- Against ANGLE Shrinkage Underwear. a . .m.."1 LAND 1N WEST UCII TOO DEAR.t DECLINE.. b Dr. N V Time iClan►a 1 Place for Saved lust in Annie S. In the London Chronicle, Annie S. "Before toy daughtergnu tegan talc Swan, writing of the Canadian North- n g li s J\ tag corps.it'kh titans a shelooked girl," \Vest, sand: one of the rich• says airs. fico. A. Myles, of South Wood - est "The land here, being as though est grain-pr')ducing sections of Maui- Stec, Ont. otter Lluud sent Iota, is no longer cheap, as understood it had en turned to water, 4 . Ten' ells it. the old days, when land could 1'o bcot►n to have bad spells had for the asking. 'rherei►oImore lan 1 p - he ttisoleast npidlyexcasitement to unit st smother homesteading-viz., tree any grants ,rico Iron► her. She grew very thin, -it hos to be Ldullar pt f n 1 t fifteen to forty dollars per acre. to ►td6, t{ and whatlittle tnourihfood l eshe hc was did lb -,h stoney from three to eight ) ono( of the best doctors includes house and farm- lreuteti l yet the fcthe b, Yet she was which price buate. F wX?,u ror 1 constitute0 h daily growing worse and her heart gat ! very For rims, it ;u,0(t0 ono of fig Bcil ' > b tittle, very best "u'snsca with t suitable irb dwelling .:c wouhid d`c . She slept attend veryiit site and hu► h g jump right wvitper cent- of the nv�estment.twith tlhe start wand t,stnuetiues(twould'jc� wit i n �1d s on n bad spell and leave her weak added snli:+laclimn that the place is in- up in bed. 'Chess starts would n way crettie int; in value every day. This 'or itndb0xhauslctL \Ve 1181 almost g• ' Ithe moderate capitalist, or ioat till imps of her ever heirlg taw\Villtauts' "But for there i of small means, we no means, there is another cnrrifl�i 1 Pinkt Pills. After toeinghalterut Ie t el Ile may rent fl farm by the y one who possesses several, paying him boxes she began to sleep aiming l.nl! lot (hettstotk tiand eroln lie hos the Frrnn color th t orbshetkcptreturn brnghtto onher lips. ins' ,iTs •and health. Shc l ling wocrkgof the a pioneer, strugglinglo she VMS again k111 g t dt'`ea t picture � is hog work of P acre, often now fifteen years of age, ,lis hang C his farm acre by beginning the P handicapped through sack of money to health, and since t.nds in weight buy proper horses and implements to has abed about tvho sow her when illw can work the land. This system prevails Only very much here, and has excellent re- appreciate the marvcllatls change Dr. bout sults, most twit buying it it through courrseti• 1 i s i heriicondtion. 1 Wive that had 11 time. elttt{, inpleasanter in a well- not been for the pills she tsou thbecin time. Chen lift. is i ioneer struggles her grave to -day, and feel - are only the The p nt g. treat gratitude that 1 write you hes only far iho ysearc anndd buoyant at ingthet in s hope ti' heart. Labor onlyla st pressing for a tette other sufferer." tial it may benefit some in lin need I weak. an do months in the year there should Lc dib- And Dr. \dl:ams' Pink Pills can do crimination shown in urging laboring just as much for evcrYr weak, is cng. Certainly for four pale -fared young, men to come here. Y in from anaemia into n deadly de• laborer ore months in the year a twskelve lingarm pingn that way they laborer many earn ten or twelve shillings � cline. tnnke D new Williams'hlood. ' Pink Frills actually a "But Ini1( board. in the winter he is not rcqufred. strike straight nt 11►o root of all coin- nems he had thought and buckaches, heart pnlpitattnn. indi- Then he drifts back to the cities, to mon diseases like anaemia. header es per arenas the veli estinn, neuralgia, rheumatism rad the dorhaps hove lett bingind forever. 1 K Cold a till ties et do not see that anything can he done secret ailments and irregularities s to better such conditions meanwhile. A girls and women. at b50y cents a bas thermometer registering from 20 to 40 til medicine or by mail ' Medicine ne .50Co.romkT Brockville,Ont. degrees below zero forbids the idea rt n • six boxes for gY.50 from 9'1►o r• mush outdoor lnhor. Thus the present Williams system feshri bringing fihhundreds Year incest A p PIANO. cheap IS 11011 5 through the press of the harvest would scent to he 1 Napoleon Bird £ t. t to by rcnsnn of many burdens, cannot wrest n living from his meager acres at home, it offers not only ample remuneration Independence but that (Inc feeling h true zest of life. Dere, he - sob ,aJ.. /peg Trade -marked in rad. In a •arietyof styles, fabrics and prices, for women, aranteed. children, COW'S TAIL. • earns fruln the morning ei}!h the shutter of the tiny slept, and hovered Mary snying to lits le next room, "Conic, o get upt Nobody ow's tail' this moni- es a rush and a scramble could get dressed first, and once in a while some one would "Cow's tail! always behindF" to a rale brother or sister who could not "button up" quite so quickly. 1 cunnot tell you how much Tommy heard of their merry chatter, for he e been very tired from his long journey to his uncle's country home the night before, and felt as though he could sleep forever. So after the first call he muttered a drowsy "Ye -es," and -then turned oTer. But the words Ile had heard kept ning through its head in the oddest way -- "Cows tail-cow-cow-thabjump- And behold 1 ed-OwCC•111C-II,00 n---" There she lay in front of hien in the middle of a large green meadow. "Why, how big she 1st" he said, as he walked nearer. you ex "Of coursel What else did o over ex- pect of a cow that can jump the %noon?" 11e looked for the owner of the little tinkling voice that said this; and there, i In the middle of a garland mend poppy cow s t was part of a f, neck, sat the daintiest little flower fairy lmnginable. yet?" asked !Does -does she do it Torn, astonished. "Yes, indeed 1 It' her favorite pas- time. I wouldn't be here if it weren't. You see, it's this way," he went cn- "you've often heard of the little moon fairies that cornu sliding down on the moonbeams every night to payus to visit. Of course we're always g see them, and do our Lost to give them dust as good a lime as we can in our earth world. 1 hardly you fair will forcthe nitogvisitthat us, and thenfor us not to be able to return their visits. But suit was, until Mistress Cow here offered her services, providing we kept herr decorated with (lowers. -- lust to this way" and he adult'; . lit '•, s shoulder and whispered inalpo• .r -"she's very proud ncc-elistr'eas Cow 1s. The only trouble is," he said, eas Ito nimbly hopped back again, stay any time, for she won't stop, but just sails right over; so it's at snce w But come and and) sector yourself. Just come along here near her neck. As Sump right 'up r long as you're not afraid you cant tall. That's the rule in,Fai Fairyland." at him, While Tom with wide-open eyes of wonderment, the cow suddenly gave a spring. and he only hnd Ulna to grasp her tail before etre rose up, and up, into the blue sky. "Cow's tail! always behind!" a taunt. Ing voice came faintly back him.-not to 1; afraid -he a tight a,Ta.sp; 110 afraid -he just keptgh and, with the f.nd of the tail nder KIM. ere felt as coinfortable as though silting 1n theeasy utas Cha Milne.air a hough he The only oaths of the found hear the merry and chatteringahe (lower fairies laughlny{ somewhere in front ojlhhn, he could not see them for the Jttiv's hack. were could uld he ate what 1t ;Was they to merry about. /Everything seemed pave just fared away by the time Po :amestlq to fit' tun ae of 1 sNeator w and then he caught a g ' p strststK tR�" bcaultpos bright suer w„rid It they l post, and he kn, w' when they f SNOW grew* 11�� lded D ane to the ninon fo`111w'as)Cn;1 01001 j ARTISTIC TdiIet Ware TOILET WARE In artiste abundance is pictured in the pages of our Catalogue. Whether your taste tuns to Silver. Ebony or Ivory. it will find ample variety from which to choose. From our own factory comes the richly chard Pompadour Paaern in heavy Sterling Silva. A six -pieta t-emsisting of Clock. Velvet and Hair Booties. with Mirror and Comb --is unprecedented value at 130. Piectst are sold tingly if desired. so that a set may be added is yes: by Yrs". Drof rt a lost.! card and we trill sena fyou fres iv" charge oar large Mos. !rated ul.lorre of Jewelry, Seivrnreno, /ratite floods, sic. Sean Says 11 s tits Itiuk Pills. Man 01 Small Means. f. AN ENGLISH M1SER. Sohn Camden Neild, whose magnifi- cent bellies( to Queen Victoria supplied the funds out of which the Prince Con- sort built the present Ilahnoral CastIC, deserves a place among the great mis- ers and taus as remarkable a titan as any at Them. Ile was educated al Eton and 'I'r.nity 1:olle;;e, Cambridge, and was a bars inter at Lincoln's Inn. At the ago of 31 his father's death placed him in pos'essimn of a fortune of £250,- 100, and from aunt moment he l•CCat►le a confirmed miser. sraNeilti ltislived at 5 Cheyne walk, was so meanly furnished that it did not even honst of a bed. Two old woolen, were didhis (solestoves, ttrrpanioiifnsii black \'It n cat visited his large estate, in the Mid- lands, which hunlesse did f Ito lcould . he get aklift gen- erally anikc•l, tar nothing, gtatuitous yeas seat not eon to above g. lar(. a 1 cart. Sometimes he was compelled by the weather in lake a seat net the stage cnec:h. And there he would r i1fe outside, shivering shivering anet dripping - r wore a greatcoat -nn object of commis- erution to his fellow passenger''. Sigitals of Dungen-Dave -you lost your appetite? Have you a coaled lrngue? Have you an unpleasant u !triadad ease in the mouth? Does y ad, your and have you dizziness? if you your r stomach is out of order and y medicine. But you do not like medicine. He that prefers sickness to medicine must suffer, but under the circumstances the wise ratan would procure a box of Parrnelee's Vegetable and saills ndspeedily e to keep get himself in health, so. Ryttf,Brof.ild Often on the greenle ;hick do trees there are little black spotsdisease, as the seem to arise from any plant looks otherwise healthy enough. hAsu a rnallthroughfact, thethese raysare of caused dsun burning. getting focussed by the drops of morn- ing dew. 1�• help aro the hest. It is a Ilse, Establishes a New Re - kindness frti'e, open lite this, full of neighborly 1 kindness and simplicity. To the small cord Thumping "Donilaoes" o 'riculturis, w' Napoleon Bird, of Stockport, Eng- lund, hos established a repiano. for 44 non -slop run on the P' . the keys for tili toil, hours he hammered away - without n stop. ��c•i�a�✓, which is the But this forty-eight hours' flow of The gond a doubt, ft Is possible behe)dnonly s not achieved without pity - A.: Stick n,e.l.:dy wa realize what he hash si.•cil dbcontorl. Mr. Napoleon Bird In his decants:' i fifty-one years old, and his muscles ----^--•••�-"'-""" act, not so timber ns they used his side but Nies. Napolo limber Bird syr by The \test Popular frill. -Tic pill is Rost ftRLEGTBD SBCO?►D• the most popular of all formss iof la edt- for all the forty-eight bows, and her I of puts the most 1 1 presence revived raim In monotonous. when lits task appeared In the latter stages of this struggle between melody and time Mr. Napoleon tion showed rdol able :how. s of .oesg- aus- Ile lien and 1 was fe au from tboth hicgelato �11ere spray- et pr y- erg of eau de cologne, da on him. is barberIn e shavedoof him the slow day music. approached As the hands of the clock apt) tate hour of len the senthusiasmds of the Abid. -'•For eight years 1 Twe Yssn Usmf r two years vI lay iner did libed: could not so much as teed myself. A friend recommended South American Rheuma- tic Cure, Atter three doses I could sit Op. To -day I am as Ptro1R es ever I was.' -Mrs. John Cook, 287 Clinton street, Toronto. --I 1S 11AUts r GROW.111. w'lit1APN 5i%( , GRAIN 01 HOOD BU NNING wens CURV)1 01)1 BLADE. sO14E- OP ITS A U 61.I.LN1Tf FEATURES ARE; j{ 1st Stiffness and llaht ess. Does not tray at bottom. 11 3rd.eat shape. 3rd. KIOPS its correct n aorrect.t ith WOW and dos ti l 1th. itSY stlok carefully In-` Wonted before leaving factory. T1W STI1J �'P'o co .1 LIMITED, DilaTIMISTiL - B' •' Branch, 126 Wellington Bt. W•, Toronto. THE REX HOCKEY STICK, GOY Latest Pattern EXPERT'S FAVORITE. THE NOTE—'M teagitudisal eereatieeo ea sad prevention saw t sag are lipping from *votes hand. A 11.40 roeved ►tees, tM The +emu sue Wag aerated. The *weld's tke peek w le ac• e Nt3 allot goal and ,ytlsew The Maatertal weed 01 shining, pole greeo .. them. He n,uiogedlet,t�seel {nte�nvthiry v t mo - But opals in his t ng that shone like the of jher's ring. always behind!" kept heal, rind he ilt:COnf) iN BREAD-\tAKi`tl. An Fr*lington :England) s ngu distinguished him - sr. elf Prosser, h self by racing against hone In the eon- vcrttng of a field of wheat into loaves. -urchnsed by Mr. cine, nn Parrnelee's Vegetable fills, because they dc. what it is asserted they can do, are not put forward our any ons claint; to excellence. They aro compact and portable, they are easily taken, they do not nauseate nor gripe. and they give relief in the most stubborn cases. it's a fortunate thing for some office- holders II at killing time Int punish- ; able by hanging. The sign that drives away Colds. Coughs. Wk Cough. Asthma. Throat troubles. Croup. etc., etc. produced by the highest medical lisowledd science. A pure vegetable cough syrup. Your druggist not only keeps it, but recommeads It., Price, 25 cents. ” OStHAWA Wind, Water. Stern and firs proof Perambulating barbers, shaving cus- tomers in the street, are no unusual sight in the side streets of Manila. Dear Mother audience knew Napoleon Binl SCALD I111AD is a disgusting greand o sue►ta• 1 the clock Mewl( and Mr. disease, frequent In chi euerons application of lest cleaOUisma and 5 t s.l to loam wesusr' (orate. bothers will be g this. A judge and a barrister being upon Indifferent terns, a client of the coun- sel's making his appearance at the bar with his jaw terribly swelled, s tri m judgehe remarked: -"Air. ---, of yours would make an excellent barris- ter; he's all jaw," which set the court in a roar of laughter against the barrister. On silence being restored, the counsel then remarked: -"My lord, 1 think he would make a better judge, for his jaw is all on one side." 'the ret rt turned the laugh against the judge, that day they were good friends. ITCN, Manse. Tretrte Beratetsss sea avers fossa of . taSiews Itch on human or animals eared is >M sainolRs by ford's ae.nitarl Latton. It sever fails. tic s 1►is hands from the keyboard he titled• was seized and carried In triu through the streets to tits home. During the forty-eight hours ho per- formed 1,500 separne compositions, ac- companied thre concerts, tnd siing played twice for dnneing. In the legs were the fingers and cramp the only ill-effects of his strenuous ex- ertions. r Inns became necessary A change of P owing to the stiffness of the keys, but n sktlltul manrruvre enubled Mr. Bird ao noteoftheSsongents he wasilhout playing sing Stee Shingle view .. , ` , 'K.,r+� `* �'�:'ar -- i a `g� `', :liar'.' �'A✓ r �•,',V�- „:,:';',1".7..l�, :..i.. , ,io.. o._'"—.... , 1� :r+,s,•• et K!r-rear_ obi) ..e,.,...:........•..v._._....;.:•...r irk No eliP"111114111',1111.1400 OBI Made from Painted or Galvanized Steel, at prices varying from SLID la per hundred square feet covering measure. ThisHot tis he moist Barns, alb* Bring on the market, and is an ideal coverinit vators, Churches, etc. Any handy man can lay the'OSHAWA" hammer and snips are the only tools required. We are the largest and oldest ceonlpany of the kind under Sha flag, and have covered thousands of the best buildings tbroug tS making them FIRE, WATER errtteddANDIconf inlong sheets, Cond11 aI PWS We also manufacture Corrugated EAC, ESTROUG11. Eta METAL SIDING. in imitation of brick or stone. METAL CEILINGS, in 2,000 &signs. MIMI Write for Catalogue No. ail and tree samples of •OSHAWA" Write z, today. ioatr�t, Otte. Ottawa, Om. iaroato, 0i1. I anao�. uai. ex►)ll i �, • KUI,. YOf TJ 1•a yr Craig St' its Sussex at. 11 Dolton.* de s nand*,` t. .. vnatdx�SNAWAt � . Writs your Nearest 011114.-g1iAD -- t THE pBICE OF SUCCESS. Eternal vigilance is the price of sue lertfa,eefeetateadgM,rasAU bbe OS 00 cess, and it is in this way that the as )<A{T1.N A►ItlLRttO r succescs of the Starr !dig. lase Nr aNat ,tar WM. se seed ablifi hockey skates and slicks has been R Toroo,teo.Otta%rb QS 1 e nlakcrs are ever t..Jratrfah 78 bombard .t. Your jiitte ones area tolerant e Fall aid Winter weather• They will catch cold. Do you know about S iloh's Consumption Cure, the Lung Coni. and what it has done lot so many ? It its soli to be the only reliable mmeddyc or all diseases of the air passages pleasant to Itis absolutely harmless and p take. It is guaranteed to cure or your money The pace is 25c. per bottle, u returned. 3,4 and all dealers in medKtue + tweedy Horrid be to household. eyeing 1 Creamer Newlywed: "\Vhy, I never thought of saving until 1 got married:' -Bachelor: "And do you nowT" Newlywed: "Oh, yes, indeed! 1 ant continually chinking hoe much 1 might save if 1 wasn't married." bought. T ► on the alert to know what the hockey - ills' requirements me and in this way incorporate these features wi which n the mak their line the most popular mar- ket. They arc also alert to see that their goods cannot he excelled in qua- lity of materials and workmanship. This policy, which will always 1.0 maintained, has trade the firm and its goods ruin- ous Nova thousands miles away n where rom the fac- tory nee tory is situated. out �.�... ...... running "Oh. 1'is w didn't 1 lump 'the entire flet w�•., . thought, Oh. dear! why l Phe en . and cut, thrashed, winnowed, hen and baked by ntnchlnery. From the 1 when the err, flint told nm surelthat 1 could see been thtiling.lace of the man in time that the lnst of the wheat tans must have tc, n the place l;a,sed; it 1 gatherei to the moment of its withdraw - 1 v,e 1 t al from the oven in It►esshape uof elap,sed. the mann tits could only see it plainer. 1 wonder 1 he isn't the king of the 'noun fairies 7 "Listen! \\'int wits .\\'u Iltattht theIcfflower fairy was saying? be just lovely!' Picnicl Did 'fairieso toaha'e "'tics? Why -he was to g . el w woe it . Where wens he? cow was guing! Dowd there he •.v:,s in bed with all cousins dancing around him }} "Cow's lain Tommy's the 1 o filet down ,I the 1' en,t c cow< Tt•: e'1 a wren t Atter their w they al taw nn derfo may three and a This. '.1r. Prosser clniihs n is a world's almilar feat record. Five years ag was performed, but subsequent seasons have not been dry enough to allow of Its repetition. 111E 'LULU \\'All The lulu war cry, unrd whenever they take the held by the South Afcan foot- ballersour now in London, has puzzled newsl�arers• not ono of which seems able to spell It corre' tly. The Daily Fwl'resx gives 1t as "lean -ditto," and the Baily Matt as " Gammilln."5 The e d i yl real- ly consists of two wnrd- p, written "Ionia dwnlnyo"Iganut" is 7.11(1 for "name: either "hes a s' sessiv0 pronoun, mri,ning ,(fail, al- though the Doily "their." , " he ography ) n n i v r n r thnup'h gutta wrong to its nil � P of the cry, is ,right Chat InIs sayihis ng m hat'I' 11 emerelyxplan mean that Zulu etiquette dors notof anon Is not allow warriors, when they rush in - 1 • battle, but the ption the names leaders shout nut,t"That isr his , pointingto the victims Ls his nnutei with Their spears. THAT SETr1.ED iT. \Ir. sprngllins: "And if 1 decline to be the cows tail!" rrtt'd end wit he lumped, and wash- rc«cd so quickle he was ready first of thein. were on cakfasl, when they to the woods for their picnic. h -id n good laugh over his dream. And Tommy, re - minis ow tntb r tort of enegrything by being the it, ilealst 11 and care never Nile rays Wind," Wel: F 1gain to be the "cow's tall." \•• lot Mother: "Ito yeti think\ ease: 1ro Incnest like me or hie 1 P rir"I the you. mum. Mr. lentilns ersa a nig( y handsome man." Ativ men:: "'Wonted --A coral stent and Wel mannered nurse. Yml eon hl number of pen)who doubtless too muc► me -including yourself, Catarrh 1N twenty years and stared In a ft1i, days.—Pion. George James. en of ScrantonPa.. says: ••1 have martyr t ears, con• martyr to Catarrh dropping twenty the throat aunt pain in, the very offensive andbreathpain In the he's nrw'a Catarrhal Powder. I he firs application gave in• Powder. The few bottles slant relief. After using a I arcs cured. 60 cents. -1 "Wiry on earth are they encoring this The license of the Castle Hotel, Pres- ton, which has been in existence since 1623. utas now > elapsed. a he propal erty has been purch paper firm for business purposes. A Modern wsapen In the battle far cita- del of health, If tbeestomach, andyour I, tortur- ingof h dyspepsia and roe with ratigr. SoutAmerican nervous prostration, Nervine is the Weapon to deice the enemy froptbayonet," his etrench Eby trench, butint of the swift and baronet." sure, it always wins. BAR\S Fn1END. Happiness Is a sign of health In la• leges. Nearly all their troubles vanish when they digest food well and are (tee from teething peius. Baby's Own Tate - lets brings happiness to bahtes by cur ;tug stomach troubles. eonstipntton, frv- crtshnesc, diarrhoea and teething trou- bles. Titre's n smite in every i(oe the mother has a solemn guarantee that this medicine contains no oplate o • harmful drug.SM s. isayss "1 have mes 'ewers, Beaver Harbor. N en my baby Baby's Own Tehlets as oc- casionrequired They ha e allnce waysshe helped her, and no Thty now nt n year and a half old she is a line, healthy child. 1 prink every mo- ther ' Bbl t- � T these keep S always tier stinted al ) no hand." Yon can get Baby's Own Tal.lets from any medicine. dealer or by mail al 25 cent, a box by writing The Pt. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. woman?" •'',wimps they see riot she wants practice:' "Thought it eat death eet Burt.Ont"—Idea. James $clfim, of . says of bcr almostbmiraculous cure re f tor heart rt digests Dr. Atthis D'art: "Until I began taking bad heart I despaired of m1 itfe prostration. Oct failure and extreme P dose gave me quick relief and one bottle cured me. The sufferings of years were dispelled like magic." -3 $60 Oats ext stnT acus L►K1t s efts EMS let you have my daughter, what do you propose In do?" Mr. Wlbblesen: "1 .1i1 to n11 that 111 That case we are prepared leven now, beloved Aurelia has I,rr best clothes slnlon tiff 11 ti rwntl ts me decideleer a r against us, we will flee together and never corns bark." sproggins (without n moment's "Then l refuse." hrsi:+lion): A131.f1FP FOR 23 MONTHS. 00. J parts or+slsy �' Cresol et roe our MUG* MI at. FOR SALE. Three hunitied Stuck, Grain, Garden and Conning Factory I Farms in the Niagara District. for free list. I1wi1 entario Real Esta puny, `!- "label says she will never marry a limn who isn't a hero." "Ilul she can easily convert any mon into a hero." "clow?" "By getting hien to marry her." "Bridget. did you make that chicken broth?" "Oi did, noun." "f can't hnd it anywhere about; what did you do with it?" "Sure an phw'ut Ilse would 1 do wad it but fade the chickens wid it, mum?" German that on the !lead lune 20, l$tti, Ilas Bien Slumbering Ever Since. Prof. Elllenhrt•g reports in the \lerli- eat Weekly the case of n patient who tins been asleep steadily since June 20, 19.4. The mon. who Is 45 years old and w:s town clerk of it suburb of Berlin Gcrntnny, fell from a street car at the luno nc't are! \\ hen ii ho ck nwasthe taken of hits head. home it was found that he was trot f••ring from coneu`sion of the brain, bill le was sensihlo of his surroundings. \\ title th•' doctors were examining hits It tell asleep and has been in that con- dition ever since. lie lies in bed, frowning heavily aU the lime. His 11n11A lire flexible hut his •-kin tom lost its erten.. Ile shows son- cihtlity when toed le pine.•t1 to his lips and chews it nic:lianiiuliy. Caller: "fln gnu believe n child. inhrr- flr.lee"amental"q` niters of (li s(oy lnrente4?t onto eery br01iant remarks some- times." Are your corns harder to re►nnve than those that others have had? have they net had the same kind? Dave they not been cured by using Iiunoway's Corn Cute- 'Cry a bottle. Dawkins: "1 Cot f good square meal last night, the first in aevernl weeks, find 1 have you to thank for 1t." Friend: "Me to thank/ Well, that's news to ►(1e." Dawkins: "Yee, 1 know. 1 wired la my wife yesterduy morning that you were coming hone to dinner with me." [tickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup is 1 agreeable to the taste, and is a certain relief for irritation of the throat that causes hacking coughs. It used accord- ing to directions it will break the mint persistent cold, and restore the air reis- sues sngcs to their normal condition. There le no need lo recommend it 10 (hose to- utilinr with it, hal to those who seek a mire remedy and are In doubt `tat to use, the advice is --try Bickle'm Syrup. NEEDED NO liFl.P. n Waiter "ii'm1 So yeti object tlo the he butler. Why didn't y move it7" Diner: "1 supposed It was strong enough to get uwny without essistatiee.'' NO TROUBLE. rlail;ory: "What lint do they charge for a douse like yours?" Finnegan: "Nellie dollars." Flannery: \ly. that's high. Don't ye have thrceuble grltin' it logeth,'r?•' Finnegan: "Faith, 01 don't, but Ile agent does.' Flntler. "lourlo! 1 1,enr, lea dee, student." trophy: ")(, s always at the bottom of his class, 11 that's what you mean... FREE Maas M Cs'esda aid Sold b all Peugeot s Ibis cow pnn ,_ good ter one ton rial Dottie a( the *defeet(ta-) braced • Dr. Leenlardt's MARIE a stow care for lndt$est8ost. RIUowe and ores,, t)yspSlala• t)m+rttlttheredeerron. sit sllwats sinew ka1K Mailed free, Is 8 $S 606013 in your nawte ats+dpost blares* aed dram. Ttll an dotted lines and seed to Tit >n Niagara w isAJ W AT11tT st.Otlo eaases nub twill* TW tired freli"S sad taw more symptoms tka follow is its wake. Try Yarrovim. It is Ail Wee folio to make yes strong and well. draggles dell Is. Rich heiress( sccrrnfullyl: "So you're still on earth? 1 undr'rslu„c1 you to any, when 1 rejected yu'lest easen,itthatt you could not possibly (c�u rfully): "1'm mP." Jack Ard»pp In to exist nn n m g P R r 1 not Immo At i Y l,y nitons of the armor rigid rc, nomy, lhnCs all." ET 1111811:0 'r11 711C1Tta with eerie Tea near step a eossb be the inaereatiee goes from � Lad to wows. Altos's Lang Myler, e.,tais ag no opium, gon• te 11•e reef of the troebt• aaa cares ddep•sea ed affections of threat sad Issas. 1tals• tart deems. 044r:4:4,Wssh:apso p..t. A. Lots 95:12S Feat for M colt M asst *owns �s. '� ,,ww.TJ •r em. or Ws. SA: • .�+oos`w�'r tY as lenAIMAIAnowsn Inteneni .. She: "1 wonder why marries the man who drowning7" Ile: 'That's frit wonders later on." A Time for Everything.,'-, 1)r. Thomas' I•:electric Oil IS py symptoms appear In 11 when r ,eutrunIC 1-311fIrlie%' when lumbago, asthma, co e attack atto catarrh lir earache o • ofd; when burns, scald( contusions or sprains come ter of the family. in lay runt, 11 will give relief cure. Sur: "Y,,e seed you were going to marry nn nrti"t. anti now you're en- raged to a demi-t." (-in: "\\'ell. isn't tt sit t rlut7 Ile dtaws from real lite." The healthy glow el -appearing from the check and moaning and reslles_snt's: ni ld are Ori twbo ine la echildren. Do not tail lo geta t ttle t \iuUtrr Grave,:` Worm f•:x1,•ttunnat,:r; :t is an enc.:teal medicine. \\•HY SFA-SIIE.tS MURMUR. The 1 en.Sn's why one ran hear snunde like the roaring of the sea when certain shells picked e placed tr. the earis quite son imple. The t o11(w form of the shell and its pollshc'l murfaeo . nable it to receive and return the beat- ings of als the airllat ar 111 tithe Ce (ot►ell o trembling in "Your money orq rue life?" sail the ,hber. "lake me life," resprndcd the w rearm. "I'm saving me money for me old ager A smell tuty'n idea of a eludes ell the things his hits to do. W M CLAIM will etre Leel gia Tante qqek eommsaded try "l)n you itt practical benefit?" nic, "judging from 1 of erninrnt sl ,iinisrtu, 11 hair from tilling Dull" CAiEBON'8 bas Asthma Core ?af WMTt Pelt and let es tom, eons sure actin): $A)IPlrt D. A.