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Exeter Times, 1906-03-08, Page 30 pepoatitooro0ovo0ooal f nUFFt:1tING WOMEN. YOUNG Find Health and Strength is the Use 1 �+ Dr. Militants' Pink Pills. 0 FOLKS Every b � nearing n 000.10040 0000 000 7000(>00 T111S LITTLE BO' WAS BIGHT. Said Peter Paul Augustus: "N hen I atu grown a Milli, Ill help Illy deo al mother the very best 1 can. 111 wail upuu tier kindly; shell lean up- on my aria; Eli lead her very gently, and keep her safe from limn. when I think upon it, tate time will be so long," • d Peter Paul Atigu,Ius, "before I'm tali and strong, 1 bink it would be wiser to be her pride and joy 13y helping her my very best while I'm a little boy." HOW THREE KITTENS WERE NAMED Three little kittens were 1n the hay- loft, away back in the corner, in a box, but Sterling found them one rnonling, 'when his father was taking cure of the bores. "0, papal" he said, bus great earnest Crown eyes opened wide, 'Mittens has three kittens, and their eyes are right shut." And away he ran to tell Ruth. She came In great haste, and despite her fif- teen years, climbed the ladder into the hay plow. There sure enough were the soft, shining little things, with Mother Mitten, purring over them. One beauti- ful Maltese gray, with white mingling, and here and there a spot of darker &ray. One was striped with white paws, and the other was black and white and gray. eoftly mottled. "0, what shall we name them, Ruth dear?" asked Sterling eagerly. "1 think," said Ruth, stroking the lit- tle glossy backs. "we had better watch them, and name them as we see them do something." "All right," said Sterling. So every day they went nut to .wee if they were doing anything that would entitle them to a name. But for many days they were quite satisfied In sleep a great deal. and to mento pitifully if they were hungry, and Mother Mittens was away. At last their pretty eyes were open, when they were not asleep. and th.'y tegan to want to know where thew were and what kind of thing's were around them, besides the pretty girl who took Them up by turns in her arms and strok- ed them until they purred with sweet content. So one day the gray and white began to investigate. and making a footstool M the back of the spotted one, he benched the top of the box and tunbled cut. But he did not care for the accident, asks him It he would hove any more and climbed in and out as he pleased atter that. wine he replied: 'My dear Randolph, 1 Ruth and Sterling soon became aware have sipped your excellent champagne; his feats, and they said: "0, he is have drunk your good claret; I huve the strongest; his name must be Sam- son." Then the mottled one began to find his wav nal, but nal merely to enjoy his strength; he nosed around every- where hungrily. He was hunting ter something gond to eat. and Ruth sold. ''I tell you. he's a heater from awoy 1 ack, end we'll call him Nimrod, won't we. Sterling?' "Yes. that's jest it." assented the lit- tle apple-cheeked brother. Just one was nnnieleeis. Now came watching. When the little kitten with the while news walked around he litters his feet daintily as If he were walking en egg shells. "0. 1 know," said Ruth, "our Sundry school les.;nn said when Samuel sent for Areng. 'he came to him delicately: end that's fust the wav that kitten walks. Let's cell him Ageg," So all the kitcns were named. growing girl and everywoman 1 addle life sutlers from ail- memis peculiar to her sex. At these tiles, the health and hnppeiess of every girl and wiimun delved upon the rich- ness and regularity of her blood. Look it the young girl whose blood Ls weak and watery. Iler face is pule. her Zips and gums blaodless. tier heud itches and her back aches. She has no ener- gy, no life, a poor appetite and no de- sire for exercise. She complains that euro to walk upstairs leaves her breath - leas. Aid the woman In middle life— she is nervous, irritable and depressed —Liable to sudden attacks of pain and distress that only a woman kn of. She turns from food; horrible di hot and cold flushes, make her life lois- erabte. But Dr. Williams' fink Pills banish all this misery, because they Ell the veins with rich, strung, healthy blood which gives tone and strength to very delicate organ. The case of Mrs. Geo. Denby, of Tilbury, Ont., is one of the many that proves that no medicine can compare with Dr. Williams' Pink Pills in curing the ills of womenkh►d. Mrs. Denby says: "1 think Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a blessing to suffering wo- men. For a long time I was a great suf- ferer from the aitents that affect so many of my sex. 1 was extremely nervous at all times. suffered a great deal with headaches and indigestion. In fact, I was in a thoroughly miserable condi- tion when 1 began the use of Dr. Wil - items' Pink Pills, but after taking teem h short time I began to improve, and, through their further use, i am now feeling like a new w•ontnn. I am sure if all sick women would take Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pilis they would be convinc- ed of the great good they can do." Dr. Williams' fink Pills can make every ailing girl and suffering woman to the land strong and healthy if they are given a fair triol. But great care must be taken to • c that you get the genuine pills with the full name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People," er; the wrapper around each box. Sold by all medicine dealers everywhere cr sent by mail at 50c. a box, or six boxes for *2.50, by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. STORIES OF CIIUICJIILL. Lord Randolph as He Appeared to lilt Son. Here are some extracts from Winston Churchill's recently published life of his father. Lord Randolph Churchill:—"One night Mr. Disrncll was among their guests, and an anecdote of his visit.may he preserved. 'l think,' said Lord Ran- dolph, discussing .with his wife their party after it had broken up, 'that Dizzy enjoyed himself. But how flowery and exag rerated is his language! When t CARLO AS A WITNESS. About a year ago a large grizzly St. Bernard dog was kidnapped from a Ile- vf:re Garnier, and subsequently sold to a Brookline livery stable keeper to Silly dollars. The Revere farmer advertised, but to nn purpose. Business one day took him to Brookline. ile wad accomranied by his six-year-old daughter. They .fere driving slowly Through the main street. Suddenly the child uttered a cry. There on the green with tall extended and eye dilated. his great body trembling with excitement, caused by that voice he loved. stood kidnapped "Carlo." "Oh, conte, Carlo!" criert the child, enrgerly. There was a merry bark. and the dog wets by the sate of the wagon lm a twinkling, wagging his bushy tail end prancing in doggish glee. The far- mer, of ceulse. look possession of the dog. The flrooklineite laid the griev- ance before the court it took two (lays to hear the case The complainant put in evidence to show that he purchased the dog rel the mon who reared him. Cr. the other hand, the defendant de- ecribed every mark and scar on the dog. "1 think i'll postpone the triol in or- der to have the dog in court as a wit. ness," said the judge. A deputy Fherift hr•nught the canine 1 • engirt the day following. "Carla' ("allot the livery slnble keep- er. The dog only sniffed and moved elk une'nsily. "Oh, Carlo! Carlo)" cried the far►ner's chltd. The huge SI. Rernar'd's tall went round. In another second he was bounding down the corridor In his mis- tiese. The rase WAS then submitted lo the jury. and after five minutes' (lelih- erotinn the jury returned with a verdict for the farmer. STILL 1101'.. "I rim afraid it Is all over between Jennette and Jerk." •'\\'11y. deer'" "Sha has returned his phetngraph." "Yeti don't mean i1'•" "Also his letters." "Grecians!" . "And his ring." "M% ! My! , Rut there Is still hope, Ile gave her o kW as they parted en the std lawn." "And what raid she d,•?' "Site --she returned that, too." fit' king le ',e gger. You may want o 3 rrow nu uey of Them some dab tasted your delicious port --i will have no mors!' 'Well,' said Lady Randolph. laughing, 'he sat next me, and i par- ticularly remarked that tie drank nothing but a little weak brandy and water.'" Another: One day. early In the winter of 1868, when Lord Randolph was nearly 20 years old, he had the misfortune to ride too close to the Old Berkshire hounds, and to incur the displeasure ,f their mnstcr, who rated him in a violent fashion before the whole company. Lord Randolph was deeply offended. ile went home at once; but, as he said no- thing et the; mordent, the incident was forgotten. Toward the end of the season, however, a hunt dinner was held in Ox- ford, to which Mr. Duffield and many of the Old Berkshire field were bidden, and at which Lord Randolph was called upon to propose the toast of 'Fox hunting.' "Ile described himself as nn enthusiast for all forms of sport. Fox hunting, ne said, In his opinion, 'ranked first among old field sports; but he was himself very fond of hare hunting, too. 'So keen am I. that If t cannot get fox hunting end cannot get hare hunting, 1 like an after- noon with a terrier hunting a rat in e barn; and If 1 can't get that,' he pro- ceeded, looking round with (ouch dell - t rralion, 'rather that dwindle indoors, I'd go out with Tom Duffield and the Old Berkshire.'" WORRIED MOTHERS. Mitch of the worry which every another of young children undergoes, would be spared If the mother kept Itaby's Own Tablets on gland and gave an occasional dose when the child was fretful, cross or feverish. Nearly all the ailments of childhood can be traced to the stomach. bowels or teething. For these troubles no medicine can equal Baby's Own Tablets, and the mother has the gunrnntee of a government analyst that this medicine Is absolutely safe. Mrs. Kenneth Melnnis, Lek*field, Ont., says:—"Baby's Own Tnhlets are n perfect medicine in every way. There will be no sickly children in the homes where they are used." Sold by all medi- cine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box by writing The Dr. Williams Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. STULL ENJOYS HIS " Vi'i91.FS " The Oldest British Subject and 111e Habits. "Grandfather" McNally. King Edward's oldest subject, who lives at the ilonle for the Aged, London, England, maintained by the Little Sisters of the Poor, has en- tered bits 110th year. For fourteen you's the Sisters, whose only funds are the elms they beg from door le door, have roved for the old man. It is twenty-eight years since he returned froom the United Stales. end while he was there he buried his wife, whom he mar. rie l in Ireland w hen she was a girl and he was a lad of eighteen. "II is thirty years since she died, and she was eigthy then. "Yes. 1 hove lived a very long while," he said to a visitor. "Il is because 1 have always led a steady lite. 1 was never the worse for drink In my life. 1 never me ton much. 1 never believed in ruining me stomach with two much drink or food. Aye. 1 am happy. 1 sleep well and enjny my "vittlee." "It wren a crier. of love al fleet sight, was it not'' "Yes—et his first 1101 o1 hu Lnnk account." Amile Free Gifts of Toilet Soaps Vse SUNLIGHT SOAP and GET THE PR!MIVMS The Coupons are the saute as rash because they can be exchanged for Toilet Soaps for which you have to payout moo rtes every week. Users of SUNLIGHT and CHEERFUL SOAPS can get their TOILET SOAPS for nothing. Bradcver ular in every package, or write us for Preniium List. A gift is of little treble if it consists of something you have no use for. In exchange for Sunlight Soap Coupons you can get something you need and tree ever, day. SAVE SUNLIGHT SOAP COUPONS Lower saoeeoere Ltmnitod. Toronto. Comrade ale BARMAIDS TO GO. Lancet Urges That They Should Be Abolished. The London Lancet, the lending medi- cal journal of the 'country, bus pleased the Church and temperance advocates by coming out with a leader strongly condemning the vocation of barmaid. Says the lancet : "The vocation of hnrmnld Is attended by perils from which young women should as far as possible be sheltered. Learning to bar has no tendency to ren- der a woman a better wife or mother; it affortls her no security of employment after reaching the age of thirty; renders her unacceptable to employers of nlmcst every other kind; It often permanently injures her health; and it exposes her to exceptional risks. If that be the ease is it consistent with a due regard to the national welfare to allow the daughters of the Empire to be offered up as surf - Aces to the Moloch of the drink traffic, or, as too often happens, to be employed as decoys for the purpose of adding to the intemperance by which the country is at once weakened and disgraced. HAS BEEN ALL RIGHT EVER SiNGE 7'. II. BEI.VEA, 1'. M., PROVES THAT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS CAME Some Yeads Since Ile Used Them Now and He Inas Had Good Health Ever Since — Story of ell -Known New Brunswick Man. Lower Windsor, Carleton Co., N. B., Feb 26--(Special).—"Yes, I have good health ever since I used Dodd's Kidney Pills" The speaker was Mr. 1'. H. Bel - yea. postmaster here, and one of the most highly respected men in this part cl the country. Asked to give his ex- perience wilts the great Canadian Kid- ney Remedy Mr. Belyea continued: "i had been troubled with my kidneys for a number of years. I tried sevc;rag lauds of plasters and other kinds of medicines, but did not teen to get any lasting benefit. Hearing Dodd's Kid- ney Pills so highly recommended I de- ctdled to try thein and they made a complete curt, of me. That is two years ago now and ns 1 said before 1 have had good health ever since 1 used Dodd's Kidney fills." Dodd's Kidney Pills cure once and for ell. There Is ne stage or form of Kid- ney Disease that they do not cure com- pletely and permanently. • IN AFRICAN FOREST. Denseness of Vegetation Makes 11 Dock • nt Noonday. An explorer describes n Central Africa forest:—"Pen utiles west of the lake be- gins the only piece of r.•nl virgin forest rnct with. It is throughout u dense vir- gin forest, and almost impenetrable. :t consists of very large trees of many varieties. The upper parts are festooned with a light greyish -green moss, hang - Ing in long streamers, and giving to the forest a very fantastic appearance. When these long streamers ere ngitakd by a storm they make tee whole forest, seen from one of the hills near, look like 9 rough sen. Again, when the sun id verti- cal the whole forest nppears dark, but when the sun is low the general effect on the sunny & 1e is curiously light. "All the trees are bound together with Innumerable lianas and creeping plants. Between the steins is a dense tangled mess of lesser vegetation. The forest Mande to a great extent to the water and mud of the swamp. A singular fea- ture of t1 is the nbruidncss with which it begins and ceases on the plain. The grassy swamp or open country reaches to the mighty wall of trees, which con- tinue In the same density from one side ti, the other. There Is no smaller wood or scrub outside, forming a transition from the open plain to the forest. "inside, the silence and gloom are ac- centuated by the apparent absence of nnimnl or bird life. There are some herds of buffeloee that mots' it et head- quarters. elephants visit it occasionally, monkeys and primes ore sometimes seen, and n harnessed antelope now and then appear', at the (Ave; but the general iinpre"slon is one of lifelessness.' NOT CORRECTLY STATED. "I've been told, Professor," said Mrs. i.ocutte, "that the fashionable gown in your opinion, is immodest." "Not at all, madam," replied Profes- sor Cutting. "No?" "No; in my opinion, the woman who wears It is." Sealfgbt Soap is better than other soaps, but is treat when said in the Sunlight way. lay Saoliglts Soap and fellow directions "Charlie Goncbroke appears to be n good deal upset by the batik failure." "Yes; 1 understand him to say that he lost his balance." It your children are troubled with we,rms, give them )!other Craves' Worm Exterminator; safe. euro and effectual. Try it,J d mark the improvement fa you' THINKING AND VOTING. "Have you ever made any effort to (ring your colleagues to your way of thinking?" - "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "1 don't care anything about their way of thinking. What 1 want is to bring thein to my way of voting." •IIEBMATiS1M AND PARALYSIS. Their complete home cure. Post free to readers of this paper. For limited period only. A handsome Illustrated treatise, gtv- tng suit staseritttun c' Rhcumalfew and Paralysis, with instructions tor w cuto- eicts home cure. describing the most f ucceseful trentinent In the world, re- commended ey tau klintetry and endors- ed by medical men. t his highly in- tructive book was written by W. H. Ccm,. a gentleman who has made a etody of thew dtreasee. The preface to by a graduate of the University of wurtrburg. bend postai to -day and you will receive the hook free by re- turn. --Address, The Veno Drug Cu.. 24 Klug tit , gest, 'l'c•ontu Mrs. Housekeep—"Bridget, l wish you'd try to do something shout the house without being told. You never do any- thing unless 1 tell you. You couldn't possibly do worse." iiriiget—"Oh! 1 dunno, ma'am, 1 might refuse to do what you tell me." Physical Pain asd rental welsh afiflet the victims of ,kin diseases. (lot rid of r •4h by rub- bing Werver'a Citrate on the heated, Stelling, die - / glued taco. The retie( giriu Ls among the wooden of medicine "You here, James!" exclaimed the slum -worker, visiting the jail. "Yes'rn," replied the new prisoner, who was to for burglary. "Weil, well, 1 certainly am surprised." "So was I, ma'am, cr 1 wouldn't be here." Are Von Haunted Day and Night?— Mind and body racked and tortured by evil forebodings, gloomy and dull, robbed of That "Divine restorer," sleep, appetite gone, nerves shattered, general- ly debilitated? This is none too dark a picture for great South American Ner- vine to obliterate and set rip In its stead the glowing tints of the sun of perfect heallh.-1(g8. "How are you corning on with your new system of weather prediction?" "Well," nnewered the prophet, cheerily, '11 can always get the kind of weather ah right, but 1 haven't quite succeeded le hitting the dales exactly." TIIIEVE.9 CHASED IN MOTOR CAR. Goods to the Amount of SIM,000 Vere Stolen by Daring Robbers. The Paris police have succeeded In arresting a gang of 35 thieves, whnee exploits were of a most audacious char- acter. They were captained by an ex - member of the Paris police, a man named Arnaud. One of the methods adopted by the thieves was to steal goods by means (if en Imitation railway goods van. The van, In charge of two or three of the then, would call at large wnrehrmees from which goods were likely to be sent by rail. They collected the parcels. en- tered them up In a durniny receipt hook, and drove off. in this way over COO, 000 worth of goods have been stolen since the beginning of the year. The headquarters of the gang was on a piece of waste land at 1,evalinis, a suburb of Parts, where they carried nn a hustness as nwners of a motor garnge. The leaders were In the habit of uscing a motor car to drive to and brim their headquarters. Several times the police wntehed their ear. but were never able to trace 1t In Lev/Mole. They, therefore. determined in chose the thieves in n motor car, and nn Monday iwo deleetive Inspector faired n rnr end began f(.11nwing the thieves from place 10 piece. At last, seeing that they were. followed, the thieves put nn full speed nn1 succeeded In outdistancing (heir pursuers. lin Th irsdny the pollee deterninesl In be equal with therm. and, Securing; A couple of raeing machines, gave aha te. The police. however, were stopped for driving at a spied of twenty-five miLw an hour. and It was nnlv n hen the .a'- nnd tar came up with n pollee mtgls- frete Inefde that Bitty were Mb—eyed to p rrrlMd. Eventually ties whole gang of tbteyee were captured. and it was reend that at the garage they hada complete workshop fitted up for Re' alferaUon (,1 Nolen motor cars and btcyele at. 'PARTICULAR PEOPLE LIKE Estelle --"Clarence, just think of ill Five weeks from to -day, and we will be married." Clarence—"Well, let's be happy while we may." It Keeps tho Muscles Pliant.—Iden given to muscular spuria and exercises and those who suffer muscular pains Irons bicycle riding will find Ur. Thom- as' Ecicctric toil something worth try- ing. Au a lubricant it will keep the muscles p11ab1 and free from pains which often ilnw constant use of them, without softening them or im- pairing ,-pairing their strength. For bruises, sprints and conturluus it Ss without a peer. Margie—"i wonder it Mr. Smartly meant to give me a lett-handed cornpli- ment7" Rita—"Why?' Margie — "He said these artificial flowers 1 am wear- ing just snatch my hair." Nature Revolts Against High living and it has set its seal to it by adding to man's ailments the scourge of diabetes. Eminent medical men until recently pro- clai.med 1t a "no cure" disease, but South American Kidney Cure has knocked down their pet fnliney and hes proved itself tnaster of kidney disease in all Its forms. Relief in 6 hours. -110. Ho—"Your new hat Is chnrnting, but 1 fancy it doesn't go well with that dress." She (cnchnnhvl--"Oh. you dear old hubby. so you really mean to buy me a dress as well?" Row to Cleanse the System.—Parme- lee's Vegetable Pflle aro the result 01 Fciontific maid? of the "act to of ex- tracts of cer aln roots and herbs upon the digestive nrgane. Their use has dernoristrated in :navy instances that they regulate the action of the liver and the kidneys, purity the blood. and carry off all nutlet( accumulations from the system. They are easy to take and their action is mild and bene- ficial. PASSING OF TIIE SWEEPER. Picturesque Character on English Streets Is Being Crowded Out. Little by little the old-time landrnarks and customs of l.ondon appear to be passing nwny. Probably nothing was better known or more appreciated by the children a half or even n quarter of s century ago than the picturesque char- acters of the crossing sweepers. 're - day the crossing sweeper Is passing—in feel, he may be said almost to hove passed already. it has been suggested that the doing away with the "sweeps" must have been ordered. but in view of the number of unemployed, and the fact that John Burns of the Local Govern- ment Board and the authorities are dis- posed to deal gently with the uncmploy ed, this Is denied. ilowever, the elimi- nation of the "sweeps" within the next few years Is regnnled as a certainty, ()wing to the adoption of modern mach- inery in the sprinkling and sweeping of the pavements. But even this apparently does not ex- plain the lack of interest taken by the public in the "sweeps" themselves. The crossing sweepers sny that where they once used to earn a fair amount of money they now receive 11111e or nothing for their labors --in fact that they could make more money by netively begging. They cannot expintn the change in pub- lic sentiment unless it is bemuse the people are being eduented up 10 the point of believing that the streets ought to be properly swept for them by the parish. FOOD AND STUDY. A Colkge Man's Experience. "All through my high school course and first year in college." writes an am- bitious young man, "t struggled with mg studies on n diet of greasy, pasty foods, being etspcetnlly fond of cakes and fried things. 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Many patent medicines have come end gone, but !tickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup continues to occunv a foremost place among remedies for roughs end cold„and as a preventive of decay of the limes. 1t ie a standard medicine that widens its sphere til usefulness year by year If you are in need of something to rid yourself of a cough or cold. you cannot do better than try Illcklo's Syrup. Mary—So you think she Is two-faced' James—Certainly; I huve seen her when tier own showed through. Eczema Relieved in a Day. --Dr. Ag- new's Ointment will cure this disgust- ing skin disease withnnt init. 1l will also cure Barber's itch, Tetter. Sall Rheum. and all skin eruptions. In from three to six nights it will cure Blind. Bleeding. and Itching files. One Appli- cation brings comfort to the most irri- tating cases. 35 cents.—III. Frank—Laundrymen are the most forgiving people on earth. Fred—Why? Frank—Because the more cuffs you give them the more they will do for you. ltynw are mit .d sorts Ret a bottle of iterrorgm' the heal Ionic. a71 U wiU be surprised 5.w quickly that tired fatting will weer off. 51.00 bottle& 40 deakra in Mr. Novice (to Mr. Sponger)—"My wife has been obliged to give up playing the p•Inno." Mr. S.—indeed! Whatever is that for?” Mr. N.—"Every time she be- gan to play 1 insisted upon singing:' Indigestion Can't Slay where Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets are arrayed against it. Thomas Smith. of Dover, Ont., says : "1 nm delighted with therm —from almost the first using 1 have been entirely relieved of the pains of indiges- tton-1 huve the greatest confldenee In the Tablets and heartily recommend therm to any and every sufferer from stomach troubles." 35 cents.J112. Minister (meeting n small boy on Sun- day afternoon carrying a string of fish) - "Johnny. Johnny, do these belong In you?" "Y -e -s, sir. You see. that's what they got for chasing worms on Sun- day." Piot a Nea•eatingg t'lII.—The exclplent of a pill re the suhetnnre whirls enfolds too Ingredient', and makes up the pill mane. 'that of I'armelre's Vet•ctahle Palls is •o conIprnIm!esl as to prr.crve their tnoleture, moil they ran be carrirsn Into any latitude without Impeirler their strength Tinny 1111•, to order to keep them I' n aAherinK, ore rolled in `,owders, whtrh prove nau•semtinc to the late. Pur•ne'l.'•''s Vreer.isic Pelle are the that they are agreeable to the most delicate. Opens • PADERFWSKI AS HOST. His Howie to iteceive itefugees from Poland. No less than len thousand Russians •of all ages and all ranks have Inken refuge in Switzerland during the past year. In almost all fnstenees the wealthier classes are willing nod glad to help their corn - pinions in adversity. The home of Pad- erewskt. Ute lemons pianist. al Norges le conllnuaily crowded a ilh Polish re- fugees. They are welcnrne to .1ny es long as they need In, ell the Spare rooms being given up for their eornfort Anil con- venience. As soon as the Polish refugees who are being entertained by the Pee- ere-,vskts are enabled to go to other counhics or nther peri►% et the creuntry anti look after themselves; the home of the pianist et Norges is given over to new ref agree. RHEUMATISM W any form and cold perspiring NM punitively Cured within 50 dors, by our newly p.ite.,ted Magnetic U1sea or monsy prompt., refunded. slated anywhere Mai. Write ter deawiptire issolt et. AXeate wanted. IlAU'iKTII; titteM- MATL$ M CL;Itt{ CO., bkerbro ke, Queue*, caaade CARPET,u. DYEING sprotalsy the BRITISH AMERIMAN DYEING CO. s..a senksrvs y pot ►a4 ", are ware us W left *IM MO SOS Na, $aotreNL _ _ _ _ ._ _ Rheumatism Cured. Wby Sarni suffer—Start's Magic Rheum al ins Cure will re:iere the wer't rave+ rf acute, chronic, or hteamuuttory rbeone aloe hs 24 5 sure. Svery bottle has a p'sitive guarantee 4• care. Hundreds at marvelous cases have been mode iu all parts of (:an:41a, f1 your druggist dorsi ghe you Ktarr'e, take norther, world direct t . u;. 5e.03 per bottle. Osborne Noma, Co 175 t ongs at ,Terra=e, Oat THE PEACH BELT. tIMIMagal Read tar our list of ml*ed farms, lu-sen fruit bitss,, town lett, in the Mouth Ok masl,l{eo and Hir"hkwmeen Valleys, stating pa ti. a i.Iy what • u want, and we will and somethi:y; W cult lou. .r 411 prices. Get in in ads too. "1 the new railways. Climate not to be esce..ed, lw.ottione for homes on beautiful lakes and Avant N. C. KIiNHALL, Peutieton, Ukanagao Las, ttriti.1, tk,lemble APPLE TRES. Before buying write us, or see our agent near you, for prices. We ha* the largest stock of fruit trove to be found in Canada. We pay the freight. Brown Brothers Company, Nurserymen, l.I,, lferl, Brown's Nurseries, Onl. Western Canada Land Co MiA• IR►CI, 75 NOUN ST.tIET. P S. SOO M Brandon, Man. Improved farms and unimproved wheat and ranch lands, wholesale and rebid. in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Id - Leila and fruit funds in Southern Oka- nagon Valley, iI. C., \\ heal lands on Saskatchewan Plains at $7.10 p'r acre, easy terms till June ''S1 to make selections, the flneet wheat Iiinds ite the world. Homesteads located. Selections made. Write or call for any Information de- sired. o-strel. An heirete seldom has cause, to doubt her husband's love—for her Money. 111 Stung boots and tools corns. Holloway's Coro Curie studs to use. eget a bottle at and curs your corns. Caul* is the once itonr errs are apt to have liver corn• plaint when i1 is served to theta feeen bines a week. Wil 1t stay whets too pat it? Oh, ye. "The ri t 1,' Menthol Piaster will, and 11 will qmistily oar* rheumtIN pans, lumbsgo,.clatic*. face oche ne retitle., eta The bell -ranger In the city el cork once made the following various nnnnuncr• nient:—"O yis! 0 yls! (-ort. somewhere tetween twelve o'clock and M'Klnncy'd shore in Strobel Street, a Inrge brass key. I'll not is' nigher telling ye what it Is, 1 it it's the key of the bank. Shure." Dear Mother Your hula Otte, are • coottent are is Fall and Witty weather. Illey war catch cold. Dore know sI ,K Slulciti's Conormption Cin., the Lung Terlic, and whet A has dose jaw es many ► It is said se be die s y reliable remr,ty for 4 dresses of the air preset in chiller*. kis ah.oletely harmless an! ptasant take. h is gwr.nseed b env, on your money is returned. The price is 25t. per boar, mad all dealers is sesdtcise sail sib SHILOH This remedy should hew every hoosehs+a. 1.0411: NO. S—f4