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Exeter Times, 1905-06-22, Page 7t R}IEU:IATIC PAIL'S. '.:..:.:..:'.:..;N.:".:`..r�°�'{••:�. !LADIES AS WtLL•NIAKERSIJUSTSEEMEDTO •___ Out of the System by Dr. '• 1 O Williams' Pink Pil'_s. �; •_ ` REMINISCENSES OF A FAMILY ' "My life was absolute! made ••• ' HEALTH •• SOLICITOR. — :nisi rahle by rheutnat ism, saes Mr, •`,. gs Gee). F. Ili!pert, of West River, .' �a,.�.• She(,( }'o-4,:4ftr• Eccentric Lady Clients Who Made illi ebur, N.S. "1 out employed every !luny Changes in Their slog; as a river driver, and in con- CEREBROSPINAL MENINGITIS. Wills. sequence aul exposed to all sorts of weather and exposure in the cold wa- Cerebrospinal nsening;itis, or .pot-' It is a curious fie.(, said a family SUIT HIS CASE WELLAND MERCHANT RE- STORED TO HEALTH BY DODD'S .KIDNEY PILLS. ter. A few years ago wbile engaged ted fever, as it is popularly called, s++lacllur of forty years' stnndilig, at my work 1 was seized with the is (lite to the presence of a genii in that %%omen enjoy few things nu►re• Most acuto points in toy back and the membranous) covering of the than masking a will -1 don't mean all Doctors and Medicine Failed— joints, I became almost a cripple brain and spinal cord. It attacl:•Jtvunren, of course, but the sex taking Dodd's Kidney Pills Succeeded— and could scarcely move nhuut. I children most frequently, yet udulte, it 118 a whole. 'l'o the average man hticl medical aid, but it did net help e%erl the aged, are nut safe from itsthe !"liking of his lust testament is Other Cases They Just Seeta to •y ase. '!'hell 1 began taking a remedy unslaui;ht. a formidable and mournful thing, to Suit. Ask for the ortr.S•n mar. ,,g alleged to be a cure) for rheumatism. It may begin abruptly or gradually. I Le put off us long as possible er to ail(! I used ten dollars worth, bet 11 hen it is gradual the first :syrup : 1'(' gut over quicSly once for ail; but Weilnud, Ont., June 12.—(Special) ,l,h1l`S•l-l.l; 'PO l`UI.l.1:("!' IT. dcrit' i • absolutely no benefit. The is usually intense hea(lache,—ihie ` «hen the n\era);( woman's fancy --.1. .1. 'Yukon), a prominent u►er-r but o uuuh (} n..,y work you a living, constant suffering, I rig in began to perr,Ists with few remissions through- i lightly turas to will -making, silo rhririt of this city, is telling his. leen. the � ` io far(} to cul - tell on my hitherto strung tonstitu- out the (guest. of the disease. --follow- not only enjoys it, but is as likely as (J•ien(is of Itis remediable cure of a: o tion anmI h)r hitherto 80 badly run down eyl > not to make a hubby of it. tc rribJC slid 1iIbetiso by Itudd'si that 1 teem by a chill, or convulsions in e►y i Soule of them draw their own We foto no h ,tauon to saying that 1 ,rircd u[ ewer beim Kidney fills. Mr. Tukum) s stater-, Itr. J. t►. Kc'1t�►;;r,-'M 1►�scl,tcry cordial g, in Noun;; children, fever, and vo:,ating,. twills, with disastrous ctn,scyueucei tnelrt is es follotts. tis without doubt thu best r: good health again. `!'hen a friend; which is 'wittily hat is called 'pro -'medicine ever a called lay attention to Ur. 'Williams' icrtIle vomiting," often, as in the cuse of a rich lady -For mere than a year =bud bco.e I introduced for uvc(:ntery, diarrhoea. ,,," thea 1s. the stout-+ «•fro died a few weeks ago who had, ailing with Kidney '!`rouble in all its. eicknts (tact all r.uu,Orr complaints. , fink !'ills, and although somewhat 1 I y l ices .£.erelief ach contetits al'e ejected «'ith real Etc. IL ,rout .tl skeptical I decided to try thein. 1 g I with infinite detail, disposed of every worst 531'11)1.0 s. I hau a distressed; ;rot c} never fails to .'beet n 1►nb►tivo cure. had only used force and not merely re.g,urgilate.el• item of her estate on four foolscap feeling ill Jay head, little or no np)-htr:> shc•uld never he a,thout a but- } a few boxes when I Stillness of the Muscles of lite neckdo wee., their children are teething. began to feel better, and after I hadpages, but find quite overlooked the petite. and a feeling o[ languor. I i used sumcthirlg; over a dozen boxes 1 and Jnuv back soon appease, and any necessity of having w•itness(s to her became greatly reduced in «eight• Tiro less emt•nt of these parts becomes dig-' signature, But 1 will say this for "11ucturs and medicines failing to , ss en man 1►:•g the Was again in good health. Every 6 more he thihSa he can give away. • twinge of the trouble had left me, tressiq;ly palatal. The head is the sex: they are as n rules wiser in give me wary belle" 1 becunte des}ort. t and although I babe been subject to drawn back by the muscular contras: their generatic —or sh:.11 we say less short - dent t\hesl by goo(! luck 1 thatrtced to • 1 tion, and sometimes the entire spice conceited?—than open. and usuallytry !)ode's le !'ills, and front my Kldt,oyo aro all Wrong! —flow mooch exposures since, 1 haves mol i shall I Insure best t( stilts in tho shor•t- jtud a twinge of tho old pain. I ten is curved backward so that the body put their testamentary tato in tho the lir.t they seemed to suit my' e,t time?" 'It stands to reason case. , re t. n that a honestly say that Dr. Williams' Pink and head forme an arc of q circle. The hands of a solicitor. After taking; lite box+:, the old I;,Iuitf specific of tho unquestionable ion fills cure(! elle, after other expensive Inrpi1s contract slowly or not at alldear! trouble had 1 1 t utire 1 li(it, oh, how some of them g'udunl},y disappeared, merit of itiouln American 1<idney Cure treatment had failed." (then turned to the light, a s<guint is do worry the poor mean! I have a and I was feeling better than I had will go store directly and quickly to Rheumatism was rooted in Mr. sunictinses present, and light causes client, an estimable lady, who begins in many years." the seat of the trouble than the "pill Ililpert'rs blood. The cold, and theeachg 1)0dd's Kidney !;real distress, as shown by the dos- year with a new testament, and y Pills suit the caro form" treatment. world when it strikes wet and the exposure only started in;; of the eyes and contraction of adds on an average a of every plan, woman or child who the spot there's healing is, an instant. • the pain going. 1)r. Williams' !'ink the brow of the nea'r•ly unconscious C't7I)ICJL FOU 1�.A('11 AiO�"1'1[. has anyalways form of Kidurc 1)is,afio. -- 8 I'1118 cured because they drove tho patient. 'l he sulTerer shrinks also One prized netlelo of jewellery she They always cua•e and cure perilous. ---•---- poisonous uric acid out of the blood from noises, and the least touch has already be queathed to quite a eptly, CRT'.1't' DIS,iI'I'UIN'I'�II K'1`, and filled the veins with that new, causes pain. dozen relatives and friends; but who �-� 1:dith—Poor Pauline! She was lost ,rich blood that, no disease can reDelirium or unconsciousness occurs will get it ultitnntely even' she could Tim 1 EAI. (ati{I,, at sea. list. These pills actually make new almost always early in the disease. not say.„ Lena—Oh, isn't that dreadful! Andblood, and that is why they cure Although it is called totted fever, Only Itr who one of those horriblegirls common ailments like rheumatism, she so much wanted to bo cremated. Si y yesterday she called here. "Oh , lobo know enough to set men ril;ht?” the eruption occurs only occasionally Mr. 13 who began, "1 wont to ,• sciatica, lumbago, anaemia, indigos- and in the severer cases. snake apother small change i11 m r L('' she'a one of those delightful Sure Ier•1•l:etorti.—Mandrake and Dan- sciatica, tion, headaches and backaches, kid - influence what is called the fulminate will. You remember I left my pearl girls who know enough not to." dello') are' known to exert a poly, re Hey and liver troubles, and nervous form the sufferer is attacked with the influence on the liver and kidneys, re - In to Miss Would you staring thorn t healthful action, induc- trmlt,les such as neuralgia. St. Vitus suddenness of a paralytic stroke, arrd believe it, though I slid think she ►"t; x regular flow of the secretions and dance and paralysis. And it is this PERSONALLY CONDUCTED ttnpartinK to the organs tom ,tet. the disease runs a frightfully rapid oats one of the truest u1 my friends, TOUR l.oteer to pertornt their functions. '11hc�e same \cuy that they cure the irregu- eour9>, death often taking; place I find she's a regular female Judas, valuable it►grc'. , a,ts cuter into the ro,n- Inrities and secret Lt'0111►1C'ti of women and has been saying r �-• position er of i'd►:►,r•t,•e'e Vegetable P1119 and wilting (within twenty-four hours. y g n!1 kinds of To California and Lewis and and serwt.> to render then, the agrWebrie g girls. No other tnecli- The fatality varies with the differ- spiteful things about are. I couldn't and s►dulary m,ed,t•the they arc. 'Chero cine can (}o this, and milia/ people rest in my grave if I thought she Clarke Exposition, Port- , arc few hilts so effective as they in wi} 1nvn money and speedily get eat epidemics, running all the way land, Oregon, their action. got, ttcnith by taking *m eighty 1 er cent. dolt n to about had my treasured necklace. So 1)r. Williams'11'illirinlt«cntl- plenRe strike her mune out and put !:ver ery of need Pink I'll!:# alt. once. But you Wrist in Miss !)wish." And so the game Yits Clods open get the genuine with the full name,If the disease doe's not kill, it often door to sc rmgoes on, unlit to -day, I assure you, garden of paradise. Dr. iVillias' fink Pills for Pale leaves its victim a wreck—blind or , People, on the wrapper around each there is scarcely a single one of her y gluts disappearing from deaf, paralyzed or idiotic, or a con- g The health Lox. Sold by all medicine dealers possessions, down to a silver button the cheek (,nit u,oat►ing and restlessness slant sufferer from intolerable head- hook; that. will go to its first des- nt night uta sure symptoms of world or sent by mail at 50 cents a box ache. tination. h in eh:hiret►. Do not fail to get a hot - or six boxes for $2.5o� by writing- , The treatment consists in absolute tie or Mother Graves' Worm l:xter,nint- 3 Another lady who had tried her tor; it is an effectual medicine. the I)r, Williatns' Medicine C0., rest in n quiet, dark room, a re- 'prCmjice hand at will -[making hoc! Brockville, Ont. stricted diet not laxatives. 1Varin the good sense a short time ago to �, ♦--- baths of long duration have been submit it to me for approval—and it TO STIIENC'Ti11.N '1'11[: EYES. found of use. Recently some physis was lucky she did. Of the atte.sting This eyes will be greatly strengthen- clans► have reported apparent cures witnesses one was a legatee and the by the injection of diphtheria anti- other was the «i[o of ones—both, of ed by .j►ulting; the fare clown into at toxin. glass or eye -cep of water the first course, had thus forfeiter! their lega- thing in the morning; and opening cies; several words and ever) an en- HEALTIIY I3.AIR. tire clause had been struck out Unless the soap you u,�e has this brand you are not getting the best A personally conducted excursion to the Pacific coast via the Gran(! Trunk Railway System and connect- ing lines leaves Quebec July 5, and Montreal and 'Toronto July 6. The route will be via Chicago, thence ro'coh Council Bluffs to Oniaha, itenver• and Colorado Springs. Stops will be made at. each of these p:aces and side trips taken to Manitou, Cripple Creek, (warden of the (.ods, etc. From there: the party will con- tinue through , the famous scenic route of the Denver and Ilio Grande, through the Royal (surge to Salt Lake City, thence to Los Angeles, San Francisco, Mt. Shasta, Port- land, Oregon, Seattle. Spokane, and horse through St. l'aul and Minnea- polis. '1 ho trip will occialige about thirty days, ten days being bent on the Pacific coast. The price for the round trip, in- cluding railroad fare, Pullman tour- ist sleeping tars, all (meals in the dining car, hotels, Ride trips. etc., is $165.50 from Quebec, or $160.50 from Montreal and $150.0(0 from Toronto. This first trip is designed as n vacation trip for teachers, al- though many who aro not teachers will irnprot a the opportunity of tak- ing the trip at the remarkably low price afTorded. For hill particulars nddress E. C. Bowler, General Agent and Conduc- tor, Rooms 808, Union Station, 'To- ronto, IIAY FEVER REMEDIES. Recent Gentian Discoveries Aro Proving Successful. theta under (water. This is somewhat dif icilt to do at first, but if the Dandruff arises from an unhealthy 1V1'1'IIOU'f BEING INI'1'IALLI;D Rater for two or three days be tepid condition of the scalp. The best and gradually be made colder by illi_ treatment is by friction. INV a good perceptible degrees until It is; no stiff bristle brush night and morning. &hoar le pmt the face into quite cold There is a lotion, composed of two Crater, it will soon become easy, and drams of borax. (lissolted in one pint is very invigorating and refreshing. of row;enutry water, which is said to The eyes should be w'ipe'd after this be beneficial, applied three (111)05 each .by Passing a soft towel very gently week find thoroughly rubbed into the front the outer angle inward tower•; d scalp. friction or massage its usual - the nose. ly rccu)Juuendc d as the best treat- " ♦--- merit. Rash the head onto every WIIAT SALT WILL DO. two weeks, and when doing 50 man - Rage the scalp vigorously with the linger ties, employing a rotary mo- tion. Another lateens of stimulating the healthy action of the scalp is) to separate the hair when shampooing, and scrub the scalp thoroughly with a finger -brush. This, with the mas- sage by the lingers, will effectually prevent the condition teamed sealp- bound, and tend to eradicate dan- druff. This treatment should be con- tinued. if the hair dues not g10 v, possit,ly white vnscline rubbed in at the roots of the hair with the l:nger- tips will have good effect. Solt may be made useful in ninny directions besides table use. first, as a tooth powder, it will keep the . gums hard and the teeth beautifully «•hitt. Also, if you have had a 10014 e\I ractcd and the bleeding does not stop, rinsing the mouth With salt n! ,81,.1- will prove n quick remedy. Mls+;l with hot water it makes n g+++++1 "role. for a sure throat, and if a little is put with lemon juice, Mains 011 lingers frorn ink, !peeling -41)tatoes, ctc., will be easily re- moved *hen t, a-c•ups are discolor- ed rul, a :ittle salt ole. the stains be- fore wasting them, add the blemish .•quickly disappears. f--- --- A MOTHER'S PRAISE. In every !:net of ('nnrlda you will 111111 mothers «ho speak in the high- est praise of Baby's Own Tablets. Among these is A1•rs. .tae. If. Komkle, lh ntusville, Ontario, who says:—''l have used Baby's Own 'Tablets for 0\er three yearn and l would not be without ?helm. They have done more for ins- children tharn any medicine I have ever used. ply tittle girl, now four scars old was always troubled with indig-estion find constipation, anti although other tnedicines helped her temporarily, Baby's Own Tablets were lite thing needed to cure her. I also gate the fahlr'ts to my baby !coin time to time ;;ince !,ho eras two flays old, and they always tvorked like a charm. She is now two years; old and n more healthy child would be hard to filed. The Tablets are cer- 'ttainly n life-saver." These 'Pallets cure all minor nilnta me of infants and t•olsn;x children. They contain no poisoning soothing stuff, anti 'there is no (Tenger of giving nn over -dose ns there is lith liquid nicdit•iure. Sold by all drown kts or eental.y mnil at 25 cents n box by writing The. 1)r. Williams' Medicine Co., llr•,•kvillc', Ont. sr.l:i':1' AS A dip:AI:J y AID). No girl who does not ste'e'l) well can hope to preserve her good looks. Six hours' sleep Is necessary for every- ,.tiflo, but is not sufiicient to meet the physicaltc'(:ds of all, some requiring and sweetened are pleasant to eight liotiAllelYtinil others even longer, th• 141`10, cooling;, and nourishing. When possible, nt least one hour's pmts fiirers are better than liver 'deep p ehould be ubtnined before mid_ pills. Oranges nrc' very acceptable to 'light, as this is worth all the hours most people; but the orange juice that succeed it. ('ultItafe a habit alone should be taken, and the pulp of ste'e'ring on the side. Sleeping on be rejected. Lemonade is the. best the back cramps the digestive or- tevernge In hot weather and during glum and, besides being injurious, fevers, and when thickened with cnucrst had (lent►:R. Avoid lt••nvy sugar is better than syr►ip of s(luills r+'ndittq late at night. The proper and other medicine in many cas('9 of tine f+n tautly is the early morning, cough. Tomatoes are very beneficial tt hen ,h+' !,rain is fresher to receivebut the (skins should not be eaten. in►l+rc s'i01 5, ----+ -- ( I,•:►:entin:t—Are ate you sure you 1) a►nt 10 marry me? !'.odc'rick--I don't sire ary (,slier way of handling your mews.. CUi{1: FOR D11'll'1'lIERiA, Sutphin- 19 one of the most effica- cious and simple euros for diphtheria. All that is needed is flower of sul- phur anal a quill, and with these, it is Anil!, one celebrated physician cured every patitnt without excep- tion. 1fe put a tea.y)oenful of flower lrNc;l.lSli WOMEN of sulphur into a (wineglass of water, n ALLFfiT, and stirred it with itis linger instead of n spoon, the sulphur not readily alnalgnninting with (water. When the sulphur \e119 Well nli!C( d, the phy- sician gave it as a gargle, and in ten minutes the patient Wns otr0 of danger. Sulphur kills every species of fungus in a man, beast, or plant in a few minutes. Iristend of 'spit- ting out the gurgle, the swallowing of it le recommended. In extreme cases in which the above specialist had leen called in the nick of time, when the bulgur) tens too nearly (los- ing to allow the gargling, be blew ('OI•'i'li AS A DISINFI:CTAN'i'. the eull•ltur through a quill into the throat and, niter the fungus had The use of coffee ns n disinfectant shrunk to allow of it, gave the , is generally known, but it is doubt - gargle. ful if the seniority of people are aware of its true volae in this dir•c'r- T'1{UI'I' A'1' ]31{1•:Aiti'A5'1='1'1\l1:, tion. It i9 one of the most powerful anti efrectivc agents i.nown. ae has it is a (mistaken Iden that no fruit bo. n shown by relive*sl experiment 9. should be eaten at breakfast; indeed The merest pinch of coffee is ttsunlly it would be far better if people would , sufficient to cleanse a sick room, even cat less bacon at breakfast and more in aggravated cn.cv. The be:.t twny fruit. The apple is one of the nest to employ it. is to freshly pound the fruits. linked or stewed app109 will ' coffee in a mu►rtar, if r.+► 11i01 1s nt gen. rally agree with the most deli- hnnd, and sprinkle it on a red-hot ('ate digestion, and are nn excellent. ' iron t;+trfsic•e, medicine in many cOSr9 of itdiSpee.i- tion. (ireeu ur half -ripe apples i + one largo legacy had been left to a niece on condition that she never married, a stipulation which, of f course, is quite illegal; and an im- portant part of her estate had been forgotten altogether. And yet how proud she was of that trill until 1 ruthlessly shattered her delusion! Another lady client of mine—dead some tinge, poor woman—furnished an excellent illustration of the changes of mind her sex claims ns its privi- lege. After her first husl►nnd's death she provided in her will that she should he buried with hint in the yams: grave; when her second hus- band followed suit she directed that her bones were to tic with his; and ultimately, by her own testamentary %wish, site was burled with her third husband. There are a few women who look on a will ars a safe medium for re- cording their opinions of fri• rids and relatives. One will I made for an eccent rir lady client, some yeas s ago, was a perfect gem in its way. Among the legacies were these: "'I'o lliiss—, my silter /in/id-mirror, that she may- be aybe the better able to indulge her passion for adtnir•ing herself"; "To my nephew, Thomas , one of my Bibles, in the hope that., when he is at last tired et ren cline tensity trowels, he «ill devote a lit t to time to reading it." After taking measurements of the height of women itt France, England and America, a doctor announces that the English woman is the tallest and the Atnericnn comes next. The, average height of the 1" reach woman is 5ft. lin. The Anlericnn woman is nearly two inches taller and the women of (l rent liritnin half nn inch taller then the latter. American women, however, (weigh slightly more than either of the others, their av- erage weight being about 117th. Mary --"ho you think it would bo conceited for elle to tell my friends that I made this dress myself?" Edith --"Not conceited, any dear—i superfluous.'! Gennari sufferers front hay fever have tried to help their fellows and thernM'lves by handing together in order to promote investigation into the causes of their troubles and to discover curets, it posnible. As the hay fever season i9 just approaching, some account of the results of their enquiries turfy be welcome to Eng- lish sufferers. Experiment and experiellr•e have fairly i'sttiblielusl the fact that hay fever is clue to the pollen of grass, rye, etc., often intensified by dust and by sunshine. The dangerous period is from the middle of May to the end of .July, til'e's int; according 10 locality; the actually dangerous time for any given place lnsts some five or six weeks. I'Yee' t in unusually severe cages, nll,•t int ion may he obtained by in - f hniing the fumes of strnrnonillru, with which it little saltpef're tensa been mixed, and r:oinet!►ties by ,(stoking cigarettes made of Indiar) hr'rnp. The most trientiftc remedies yet known for external treatment are the anti- toxins prepared from gross pollen. (if Misr there are two on the mar- ket. pollrtmt.in and gra*Jriein. l'ollnnt in is a Serum suppiic•rl in the forth of 1 metier, to be usi'd as snuff 0r ns a 11(11)1(1 to drop into the ee es aid nose. t!►'aminin, which at preventis only procurable ne powder, Is the cheaper product, and is due to the discovery of the assistnnt of lir. !nether, the inventor of poll;)ntin. '!'hese rer,te- dies are nt present little known out- side, but itt Germany they ar,' used with real success in (1) per cult. of ca See 1rya tv.1, and ttith lens SUCCc99 in others. 4 MEASURING INGREDIENTS. It is useful to know thatsixty drop:" aro equivalent to one tea- spoonful, three teaspoonfuls equal to one tablespoonful. ,1 gill is fear tablespoonfuls. One cupful of liquid is equal to one half-pint. '!'two c►,pfule of butter or sugar weigh one pound, and six- teen tnblespo0►Ifill9 c+f liquid are e uin1 to a cupful. Mtlrlson—"Are you f; c'il+ f, - to Ws•ilo and congratulate JuPeitlf:s un his innrringe?" i4marte—"Well, no, I think not. You six', 1 don't know the Indy, ;t0 that I can't very tie!, felecitnte him, and r know hits) too well to be able to co►ae,'ratulcste her." BIJl{IE1) TREASURE. There is plenty of buried treasure within the confines of the British I•:nt- pire besides that which a noble lord has failed to locate. Poi. nearly fifty years people have been searching for the ill-gotten hoard of Captain Mel- ville, a famous Australian bush- ranger, who robbed hundreds of gold- diggers between Arelhourne and Bal- larat, and is supposed to have ac- cumulated a pile of $25t),000, which ho so carefully concealed that no- body has so far been able to find it. ile died in Melbourne jail. At, tho Cisme of his arrest. a curious neap was found upon him, but even with its aid the most skilful detectives have failed to localize the spot. PASCINATF-I) BY A FURNACE. At an inquest on an iron -moulder named Lawton, who comrm)itted sui- cide by jan,pitlg into a blastfurnace at Ilirrninghnrn, Eng -land, workmen described how, on the day of his death, the ratan repeatedly called there to look into the furnace, going back to it time after time as if by a kind of fatal fascination, although he had no business there. When he jumped in he was heard to cry, "Oh, oh, two or three times, but no one could approach the charging -hole for some time on account of the great heat. Only ramie bones and bits of metal were recovered. Mrs. De Vere --"What! You linvo invited your tailor to our party? Think of what you owe to society!" 1)e Vere--"'1'hat'a all very well; but Removes all hard soft or calloused think what I owe to my tailor)" lumps and blentishem from horses, blood -"'- "'♦ spavin, curio', splints, ringbone, FEED YOUNG GIRLS. sweeney, stiftics, sprains, sore and Must Have Right Food While swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save 150 Growing. by use of ono bottle. Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever Great care should he taken at the known. 3Pleim�ca xut nraa .� Come to those wito drink only PURE tea l;ko visalemsosombistallom Avoid ordinary tca: if tion care for SOUND, SWEET SLEEP, and ask for Vie SI'I:CIAl,l,1' NI.ANI'FAC'TURED, CAREFULLY UI.I.Y PACKED Blue Ribbon Tea. Red Label. ONLY ONE BEST --BLUE RIBBON'S IT. PACII'IC COAST EXCURSIONS. During June, July, August and Septeml►er the Chicago and North Western Ity. will sell front Chicago, round trip eScursion tickets to Sal: Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, thee (Lewis & Clarke Excursion), Se- attle, Victoria, Vancouver at very low rates. Correspondingly cheap fares from all points in Canada. Choice of routes, best of train scr- vi:•c, favorable epopovers and liberal return limits. hates, folder•9 and [till ir,furnration can be obtained from 13. I►. Bennett, General Agent, 2 East King St., 'Toronto, Ont, 81 I{EVIVES MEMORY, "There's one good point about al- cohol as a medicine," said old I)oc Spriggins. "1 never yet had a pa- tient for whorl I prescribed it. who forgot when it was tirito to take a dose." The Poisoned Spring. --As in nature so in man, pollute the spring and ctis- ease rend waste aro bound to follow— the stomach and nerves out of kilter means poison in the spring. South Antcri('an Nervine is a great purifier, cures indigestion, Dyspepsia. and tones the nerves. The best evidence of its. ellirncy is the unsolicited testimony ot thousands of cured o11e3.-78 Traveller—"Ain I in good time for the next train to I'uddleburg?" furter—"011, yes, you are in good enough time, sir." 'Traveller (a quarter of nn !tour later)—"No sign of thattrain coming yet?" Porter_ "No, sir: it won't be here till 6.80 to -morrow morning.►. They Wake the 'Torpid Fnorgies.—Asa- chinery not properly supervised and left to run itself, very soon shows fault in its working. It i_, the sante with the digestive organs. Unregulated from time to time they are likely to become torpid and throw the whole system out of gear. I'nrn►elee's Vegetable Pills were tirade to meet such cases. They restore to the full the nagging facul- ties, and bring into order all parts of the mechanism. A man can pearly always snake his wife believe he was working at the office late if he brings her }tomo a hunch of flowers. Pilo Terrors Swept Away.— Dr. Agnew's Ointment .tamss at the head as a reliever, healer, and surd cure for Piles in all (orals. One application will give comfort in a few minutes, and three to six days' application accord- ing to directions will cure chronic cases. It relieves all itching and burn- ing skin Diseases in a day. 85 cents.— Johnson—"Ile said I was an addl©- pated jackass. What do you advise me to do about it?"- Jackson—"Seo a good vet. Lever's Y -Z (Wise Iload) Disinfect- ant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it is both soap and disinfectant. ANI) TiJEN SOME, "They havo arrested hits, have they? What is the amount of the de- falcation?" "No one knows, but it must he enormous. Ile can reinetnber where $10,000 of it went." ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT crit icttl peric,d «hen the young girl "~ is just merging into womanhood that NOT DISPOSED TO CAVIis the diet shall contain all that is up- Acquaintance --That old fernier is building, and nothing harmful. telling everybody that when lie canto At that age the structure is being out at you with a gun you ran formed and if formed of it healthy, away, sturdy character, health end happi- Railway Surveyor—Well, he's pert- ness will follow; on the ot her hall(i ly right. I ran a way right through unhealthy cells may It' built in and his land, a sick condition slowly supervene which, if not checked, Inny ripen into a (•hronic disease and cause Jite-loslg aeeleme r suffering. Neglect a cough and contract A young //My Fnyg: consumption. "Coffee began to iha\'(> shell an ef- fect on my stomach n few years ago, $hiloh'sthnt. 1 wiis compelled to quit using in y brought muscles, on hcervoliSt1. pnlny Consumption in my T1lUSl'1e9, and ilei'w,11St1^SR. "1 tried to use tea in its stead, butpA The lung found its affects even worse than Cure Ton1C those 1 suffered from coffee. '!'hen for a long time 1 drank milk alone cures consumption, but don'tat my meals, but it never 11..11)e.1 leave it too long. Try it now. me physically, and at last it pailerg S'imr stoney back if it doesn't on me. A friend cane to the rescue benefit you, with the euggention that I try 1'oss-' f�riie .. >rS. t^.�Vetr.s&c•o. Sol tont toffee. 1;1 I, h,y,N.1.,Toronto, Can. "i did so, only t,► find at firs!, 1 that I didn't holey it. But 1 hail heard of so tinny persons who had been benefited 1•y its( nae Hint I per- severed, and wh.»m 1 hnd it brewed ('AC(:11'1 11-11 'I'II[: 000US. + The Groom (at the first hotel) -1 !nista found it grateful In Halt or aril 'it's no use+, (Tara; we can't hide it freest soothing anel Strengthening t0 sfreest0lrn people that wo aro newly 310mnch. 1 Calls !incl no wnrdsi to i married. cx )1' S to feeling 'She Bride --"What ntnkes you think i y g, of whet I owe to „ Post um Food (',free! so, (.eorg,r, tlearl "In e've'ry respect it fins worked n Tho Groom (dejectedly)—"Why, the wonderful improvement—the bend- wafter has brought us rice pudding." headaches, nerv0►Isnees, the pains In my side and brick, all the distressing symptoms yielded 00 the magic power 0f Postutn. Ary ltrni•t se'e'ms nlsn to share in the betterment of my phy»icnl condition; it rteeing keener, more. 1!h rt. and brighter. 1 stn, in short , in het ter hen II mow 1 ben 1 peer was lxfore, awl I stn Kure I owe It to the lea• of your I'ostem food (.'ofT.'e. " Name givett by Pott - um Co.. Bettie Creek, Mich. There's a reaSun, 13i ST (Ii•:iIMf.%NS IN sTATES. Professor Ila,r'ckel, of .1cnn, the great (iermnn Darwinian, declares that the belt Germans have been driven to the United States, and that they have left behind n race of weaker Wren and women, whose off- spring have proved incapable of giv- , ing the fatherland that tlientAl and physical vitality which Germany con- tributed to the building of the mighty American Republic. Dyeing 1 Cleaning! Tor Ie. vary Wassail rou, verb so 11t• "ARMEN AMERICAN DYEING CI." L.. b ht neat la roar bas, of 55041k•w. Moiitrsal,Toroato, Ottawa, Qitabao A (ROYAL BOOKLET. The Grand Trunk Railway System are distri1utlug a very handsome booklet descriptive of the Itoyn: 11ue- koka Hotel, that is situated ill Lake Rossetti), 1n the Muskoka Lakes. "Ilibi►lunds of Ontario." The publi- cation is one git ing a full description of the attrections that may he found at this popular resort, handsomely il- lustrated with colored prints of lake and islan,i scenery, the hotel itself, and Inany of the bpecial features that may be found there. It is printed on fine enartu led paper, hound in cover giving the appearance of Morocco leather, with a picture of the hotel and surf-out:dings on the satue, and the crest of the hotel embossed in high relief. A glance through this booklet makes one long for the plea- sure of Summer and outdoor life, and eopien rnnv be secured gratuit- ously by applying to any Grand Trump ticket o.'11co. A WAY OUT. llrs. ; Iiirani Offen--See here, Brid- get, tho dishes you have put on the table of late have been positively dirty. Something's got to be done about it. Bridget --True for ye, ma'am; if ye only had (lark -colored ones, zna'ain, they wouldn't show the dirt at all. THE GREAT WEST LIFE ASSURANCE CO. Has good openings in many places in Ontario for Agents. The high profit -earning power of the Company, coupled with its lower rates, makes it attiactivo to both insurers and agents. If you have never been cnnvasned to insure in this Company. or if there is no agent in your locality, write for particulars. J. O. McCA13TIIY, Manager for Ontario, 18 Toronto St., Toronto. Magistrate—"I seem to know your face." Prisoner --"!'urs; we wits boys together." Magistrate—"Aonnenso!'. Prisoner—"Yus, wo wars We're both about the same age, so we must have bin boys together!" Great Medicine.—'I'ontl, one of the pioneers of }French Canada, lost a hand and worn an iron hook as a substitute. Ile was in the habit of boxing the ears of refractory indium; with this iron have remarked that it was "great mtt(I- it ine." lir. 'Phomas' I•:electric Oil 1s great medicine: it takes hold of pain with an iron hand and knocks it out of the rtystesn. Mother—"Tommy, have you eaten all your streets without even think- ing of your little sister?" 'Pommy "Oh, no, mamma. I was thinking about her the whole time. I was afraid she'd comp before I had finish- ed thorn!"• "Bought my Wei for thtrtyflves cents" —This was one man's way of hutting it when he bud been pronounced incur- able from chronic dyspepsia. "It was n living death to the until I tried lir. Von Stan's i'ineapple 'I',thleta. '1 tanks to thein to -(lar 1 am well, and 1 tell my friends 1 i;ought rr►y life for 35 cents." 60 in a fox. -80 When a Scotch schoolmaster enter- ed the temple of learning one morn- ing, he read on the blackboard: "Our teacher is a donkey." The pupils ex- pected there would be a cyclone; but the, philosophic pedagogue contented himself with adding the word "driv- er," and opened the school as usual. Are your corn,* harder to remove than those that others have had? Have they not bad the same kind? flaws they not been cured by using iloilo. way's Corn Curc' Try a bottle. COLLEC'I'IN(I MONiT:1!%NT i. 'Collecting monuments is the (ucer- est hobby ice have yet heard of. ft is the si►ecinlity of a l'ennsylvainia millionaire Quaker. For fee5l V Years he has spent time and Jnolrey hunt- ing for tonrhbtunes, pedestals.. head- pleesee(, broken columns. gravestones, and monuments erected to commem- orate Biblical events and Atncrlcan history. Ile has them (•rectc'(1 in $ cerrtc•ter•y plot reserved for the pur- pose, and cpendm much of his leisure admiring his coilection. Till : ONLY WAY. There is only one place in tho world (where you can live a hnpl►y life, and tlutt is, inside of your in - Collie. PROTECT YOUR FOOD WILSON'S FLY PADS KILL THEM ALL AVOID PO • 111_. IMITATIO q ISSUE NO.:r % -05.