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Exeter Advocate, 1905-06-08, Page 5e WEAK LUNGS. Made Sound and Strong by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. If your blood is weak, if it is poor and watery, a touch of cold or influ- en:•a will setthe in your lungs and the Mi1'earently harmless cough of to -day 11 become the racking consuucp- tire. 8 .:;.)Ugh Of to -Morrow. Weak blood :d an open invitation for con- sumptien to lay upon you the hand of death. The only way to avoid consumption and to strengthen and brace the whole system is by enrich- ing your blood and strengthening your lungs with 1)r. 1Villianrs' fink Pill,.. '!'hey make new, rich, warm blood. They add resisting power to the lungs. They have paved scores frau) a consumptive's gravo—not af- ter the lungs are hopelessly diseased, but when taken when the cough first attacks tho enfeebled system. ilere is positive proof. Mrs. Barry Stead, St. ('atharines, Ont., rays: "A few y'e'ars ago I was attacked with lung trouble, and the doctor, after treat- ing nie for a time, thought 1 was go- ing into consulnption. 1 grew pale tend emaciated, had no appetite, was troubled with a hacking cough. and 1 felt that 1 was fast going towards tho grave. Neither the doctor's medicine nor other sed find that I I took seemed to help ate. '-'hen a gotta friend urged rue to take 1)r. 1Villiams' fink fills. Ily the time I had used four Foxes it was plain that they were helping me. I began to re- cover my appetite. and in other ways flit better. I took six boxes nx►re, and was as well as ever, and had gained in weight. 1 : c•lievo I)r. Wil- ms' fink fills saved loo from a grave, and I feel very _sunultivo's ow. Dr. lfillinls' fink Pills build the strength in just. ono way— hey actually -:take new blood. 'I'h(It is all they do, but they do it well. They don't act on the bowels. They don't bother with here symptoms. They won't cure any disease that isn't caused by iba(1 blood. But then, nearly all common diseases spring front that one cause anaemia, indi- gestion, biliousness, headaches, side - aches. backaches, kidney trouble, lumbago, rheumatism, sciatica, neur- algia. nervousness, general weakness and the special secret ailments that growing girls and women co not like to talk about even to their doctors. I But you must get the genuine with the full name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pnlo People," on the wrap- ' per around each box. If in doubt I send the (rice -50 (rants a box or $2.50 for six boxes. to the Dr. Wil - haute' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont., pi4— • iIi•: LAND OF HORSERADISH.It. almost makes the eyes water to end of the village of Ilaiorsdort, in Bavaria, which is celebrated for pro- ducing tho 11neet horseradish in Europe. On an area of moist ground in the valley of the river Regnitz, covering 1,335 acres, that titillating plant is practically the only thing raised, and the annual yield amounts to about 6,000,000 pounds. Horse- radish lorso-radish requires a great deal of at- tention from the cultivator, for in midsummer tho soil must be removed from the stents and the side roots rubbed off with et soft cloth, after which the sterns aro buried again. The plants spring up in March from the end roots, left in rho soil the previous autumn, when the upper stems are cut. off and packed in bar- rels for shipment. SAFETY FOR CHILDREN. Mothers should never give their lit- tle ones a medicine that they (10 not know to be absolutoly snfe and harmless. All so-called soothing medicines contain poisonous opiates that stupefy tho helpless little ono without curing its ailments. Baby's Own 'Tablets is the only medicine for infants anti young children that gives the mother a positive guarantor that it contains no opiate or harmful drug. Milton L. Mersey, M.Sc.. (Mc - (;ill University). has analyzed those Tablets and says: "I hereby certify that 1 have 1in(te a careful nnnalysis of Baby's Own Tablets which I per - MUNICIPAL ENTERPRISE ENGLISH CITY ADOPTS SCIEN- TIFIC BABY -RAISING. Premium Will Be Paid For All Iliiants Who Live Longer Than One Year. 1luddersli.•Id, 1?ngland, the most progressive of Yorkshire manufac- turing towns, is going in for u form of municipal enterprise which is cer- tainly uilique in Great Dritain—haby- raising. lustily' of wasting regrets over the Mtn -easing number of babies that fail to get born, as most Ang- lo-Saxon communities aro doing in London and in America, the local government intends devoting its ener- gies to keeping alive and slaking healthy babies that do succeed in gaining an entrance into this vale of tears. No time is to be lost in put- ting into practice the scheme it has evolved. It is to the mayor of Huddersfield, Alderman Benjamin Broadbent, that the world is indebted for this latest, and most advanced conception of civic duty. Ile is a brother of the King's physician, Sir R'illiam lirond- bent, and no donbt has profited by his kinsman's advice on the subject. Ile started tho campaign against the high rate of infant c;ortality by of- fering a reward of $20 for every child born in his district that SURVIVI':i) TWELVE MONTHS. This opened the eyes of the other town authorities to the possibilities of successful child-rearing as a means of adding to tho wealth and prosper- ity of the city. A live, healthy baby has infinite possibilities before it; a dead ono simply represents a dead Loss to the entire community. Taking this view of the clatter, it was re- solved that special attention should be paid to inducing poor parents to take tetter care of their little ones and that means should bo provided, where necessary, for relieving theta of part of that task, the municipal- ity playing the role of a beneficent foster mother. According to the scheme which has just been adopted a payment of 25 cents is to be nmdo to the first person who shall notify the birth of a child to the medical outer within 48 hours of the event. 'then the machinery Is to be set in emotion which will give the little strange: the best chance of surviving and waxing strong end vigorous. Tho medical officer will send to the mo- ther printed directions as to the best methods of raising babies. Fem- inine health visitors specially ap- pointed for the purpose, will call at each house in the poor district wlioro births are reported) and supplement the advice thus given with practical instruction. They will snake frequent calls to see that the babies aro re- ceiving proper care. Pure milk will bo supplied by the ntunic:pnl11y. But perhaps tete most important feature of the scheme is to he tho es- tablishment of A DAY NUiRSERY, where the babes of mothers who have to work in the trills or elsewhere will receive the best of attention and tate most wholesome food. 1'or two months this will bo experimental. but if the results.tn any way approximate the sanguine c' pectat.ions of the ad- vocates of this new civic departure proposals are to be submitted for making municipal day nurseries per- manent institutions in Huddersfield. Of retiree, the scheme will be severely criticised as tending to diminish in- dividual independence and respensi- 'IOUS', encourage parental reckless- ness and burden the slate with mat- ters that belong to the domain of [Hyatt. fanily life. It will be called socialism In aisguise and many jokes will be made about municipal legisla- tors assuming the functions of nurs- es. Ilut the Huddersfield authori- ties defend their action on practical and economic as well as on humani- tnrian grounds. livery child born into tho world in this land Is n rate- payer in entbryn and Huddersfield means to ser to it that no potential contributor to km funds shall escape to another world iefore the tine cones for paying his municipal toll. penally purchased in it drug store In Montreal, and the said analysis has ailed to detect the presence of any PUT FISH TO SLEEP. opiate or narcotic in there." This means that mothers can give their little one8 these 'Tablets with an as- surance that they will do good—that they cannot possibly do harm. The Table's cure indigestion, colic, con- stipation, diarrhoea, simple fever. teething troubles and all minor ail- ments. Sold by druggists ists every- where or sent by snail at 25 cents it box by writing the 1)r. Miscasts' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. PATIENT. INDEED. The old colored deacon accosted the 1,0l80)) on the roadside. "Tapson." he begun. "Ah want to ask yo' a quest ion. Who wets de most ent man nn parr" "Why, bruddalo•' responded the parson, "Job wase of eose." "No. snh! Ah tell yo' Noah was.•' "l'n how do yo' make dat out•►.. "Nhv. Noah 11nd two sk.e•ters on do nrk en ca:ricd dem aromas foh forty days en nights. 1•'t he cud re - Rist slnppin' et dem all dat time he 1 was de tenet patient aloe sot „art." Hawaiian Methods Is a Very Des- tructive Ono. .1. M. herring is rho very appro- priate name of the Ilsh inspector at Milo, Hawaiian Islands. In a recent report ho says that the food fishes of Hawaii aro rapidly disaIpea ri n 4 because of the slaughter of those not fully grown. ignorant natives and Japanese laborers are responsible. Resides using small mesh nets they have a method of staking a catch which is thus desctiht'd by Mr. iferring: "Tho natives use n mixture or com- bination of herbs known as aiih11h11 or akin, a ball of which when depos- ited at the bottom of a pond fre- quented by fish acts in the nature Of chloroform, putting the fish to sleep. When the fish rise to the surface the natives gather them up, and they are sold or eaten like other fish. "There does not appear to lie any harmful effect trent the use of this drug nfter the fish are cooked. fig the llnuaiians eat fish killed in 11118 manner with impunity. But the ac- tion of the drug is the same on all fish within the radius of its influ- ence, and the yonnq surer death as well ns the larger fish. "The present law provides a pen' alty for fishing with dynamite, but does not cover this method of des- troying the fish." On Mr. herring's siggoetion a new protective law has been introduced in the Hawaiian Legislature. First Artist—"Nell, old Iran, how is bidness?" Second Artist—"Oh, splendid! Clot a commission this tnorning from n millionaire. Wants his wife and children painted very badly." first Artist --•'11e11, old ninn. yeu're the very man to do that for hint." RAINY RIVER MAN , Results from common soaps: i d HAD TROUBLES, t es' Shrunken flan en lcoarse hands,es.. TIL? DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS I�Fll9Jii Y CURED ITIS KIDNEYS. I 1 Then His Rheumatism and Other Pains Vanished Once and For All—His Case Only One in Many. Barwick, Ont., May 9—(SpeClall. —That Dodd's Kidney 1'ills will cure Rheumatism, or any other disease resulting from disordered Kidneys is the experience of many of the set- tlers in this Rainy River country. The case 'of William John Dixon of this place, is a fair sample of tho work the groat ('anadian -Kidney Remedy is doing. "I' had Rheumatism so bad I had to use a stick 10 walk. I hats pains in my track and right hip, and 1 had no comfort in sleeping. "I could 00 more than dress or un- dress myself for nearly two months, and I was for nearly three weeks I could not lace any right shoe. "My brother advised me to try Dorld's Kidney Pills and I did SO. After taking three Loxes I could walk around and lace up my shoes and (lo my work. Six boxes cured me completely." Dodd's Kidney Pills aro the ono surd cure far sick Kidneys. Sick Kidneys are the cause of nine -tenths of the ills the human fancily suffers from. NEW SPANISH FIGHT. Scones of Terror In the Streets of Madrid. A disastrous hull hunt took place in the centre of Madrid recently. Three magnificent bulls had arrived front the country. and about 8 o'clock were being conveyed in a cage to the bull ring, where a fight was to take place. The streets were crowded, and peo- ple pressed about the cage in the hope of catching a sight, of the ani- mals. Suadenly ono of the bulls bel- lowed fiercely, and with a blow of itis head broke a side of the cage to splinters. There was an instant panic as the three bulls rushed out and charged into tho midst. of tho crowd. The people ran helter-skelter into shops. Solite clinched the trees which line the street. and others sheltered from the fury of tho animals behind tram- cars and other vehicles. One than was impaled mon on the horns of a bull, which went through his body. and ho, was taken away to hospital in a dying condition A woman was tosses high in the air as she ran, and fell 10 (Ile ground a dozen yards from where she was struck. The bulls then attacked three cab - horses which had been deserted by their drive., and gored them to death. A large force of gendarmes armed with rifles had by this limo arrived. and a number of employes from the bull ring appeared on the scene. Ono of the bulls charged into the midst of the gendarmes, wlio fired a volley. and the animal fell dead. Bul- lets rattled againstthe walls of the houses in the street, and some wln- dows were broken. but fortunately no one Was hurt. This Is an amazing fact. because hundreds of people were In the street at the time. A hunt, for the two remaining bulls which careered along the streets. then followed. and they were finally captured by rho officials from the bull ring amid a scene of tremendous excitement. BOOK OF BOOKS. Over 30,000,000 Published. An Oakland lady who has a taste for good literature, tells what a happy time she had on "The (toad to WeIlville." She says: "I drank coffee freely for eight years before 1 began to perceive any evil olTe'cts (rum it. 'Then T noticed that 1 was becoming very nervous, and that my stomach wait gradually losing the power to properly assimi- late my food. In time 1 got so weak that 1 dreaded to leave the house -- for no reason whatever but Iiecanso of tho miserable condition of my nerves and stach.attributedT the trouble to anything in the world but coffin, of course. I dosed my- self with medicines. which in. the end would leave me in a worse condition than at first. i was most wretched and discouraged—rl.ot. :10 years old and feeling that life was a failure! "1 had given lip all hope of ever enjoying myself like other people. till one day 1 read the little hook "The Riad to Weliville." It opened my eyes. and taughtmen lesson 1 shall never forget and cannot value ton highly. I immediately quit the use of the old kind of coffee and be- gan to drink l'ostutn hood Coffee. I noticed the bel;inning of nn improve- ment in the whole tone of my sys- tem, after only ,Wo days use of the new drink. Anel in a very short time realized that 1 could go Motet like other people without the tenet re- turn of the nervous dread that formerly gate me so Hauch troupe. In tact Iny nervoureess disappeared entirely and has never returnee), a1 - though it is now a year t het 1 have tern drinking Postitin Food Como. And my stomach is now like iron -- nothing (' n upset it! "Last week. during the big Con- clave in San I'raticieete 1 woe on the go day And night without the slight- est fatigue; and ns 1 stood in t1•• immense crowd ssetchln; the ono' parade (hat lasted for horns, ' thought to n'self. *Ti.;: . •,„ , -tri i what TOsttlin me!' " Nnnte given Rattle Creek. Stich. \ OAP R.EDVCYe EXPENSE a.k rice the Ottawas A. PERSONALLYTOUR CONDUCTED To California and Lewis and Clarke Exposition, Port- land, Oregon. A personally conducted excursion to the Pacific const via the ((rand Trunk ltailwny System and connect- ing litres leaves Quebec July 5, and Montreal and Toronto .1uly 6. The rout(: will be via Chicago, thence thro'igh Council Bluffs to Otnaha. Denver and Colorado Springs. Stops will be made at each of these places and side trips taken to Manitou, Cripple Creek, Garden of the Gods, etc. From there the party will con- tinue through tho famous scenic route of the Denver and Rio Grande, through tho Royal Gorge to Salt Lake ('ity, thence to Los Angeles, San Francisco, Mt. Shasta, Port- land, Oregon, Seattle, Spokane, and hone through St. Paul and Minnea- polis. The trip will occupy about thirty days, ten days being spent on tho Pacific coast. The price for the round trip, in- cludin': railroad free, Pullman tour- ist sleeping cars. all meals in the dining car, hotels, pi' trips, etc., is $165.50 front Nuel • . or $160.50 from Montreal 111):1 *1 50.00 frotn Toronto. This first trip is designed ns a vacation trip for teachers, al- though many who are not teachers will improve the opportunity of tak- ing the trip at the remarkably low price afforded. For full particulars address E. C. Bowler, General Agent and Conduc- tor, hoose 308, Union Station, To- ronto. Nervous Youth (to chnrming girl, who has been trying to set him at his ease)—"Ile, he! 1 always—ha — f(►el rather shy with pretty girls, y'know, but I'm quite at home with your" Mild In 'Moir Action—Pnrmiten's Vegetable 1'llls are very mild in their action. They do not cause gripping in the stomach or cause disturbances there a+ so many pills do. 'Therefore. the mist delicate can take them without fear of unpleasant results. They cant too, be administered to children with- out imposing the penalties which fol- low the use of pills not, so carefully prepared. Manna—".Johnny. see that you give Ethel the lion's share of that orange." .Johnny—"Yes, ma." Ethel (a little later)—"Mantra, ha hasn't given mo any." .Johnny—"Well, that's all right. Lions don't eat oranges." Indigestion. that menace to human happiness, pitiless in its assaults, end no respecter of persons, has ►net its conqueror in South American Nervine. This great stomach and nerve remedy stimulates digestion, tones the nerves. aids circulation. drives out impurities, dia:pols emaciatioi: and brings back the glow of perfect health. Cures hun- dreds of "clirunics" that have baffled physicians. -69 Mre. l Bram OtTcn--"1Vhat! another dish broken, Midget? At that rate my dishes won't Iasi me a month." lfridget-"Oh, don't worry about that. Gill be Lavin' ye before a month, ma'am." There can be a difference of opinion on meat enteects, but there In only one opinion as the testability of Ilother (craves' Worm Exterminator. It Is safe. sure and effectual. 11e (tenderly)—"'Don't you feel chil- ly, darling? 1Voultin't you like my coat round you?" She (shyly)—"I think your sleeve would be suffici- ent." Vlnard's Wheat Cure$ Dadra, 01 1, TO f.Ai' THE DUST. A. Lyle ltathhone, Deputy Chair- man of the Liverpool health Coin- mittet', gives the fg-llowing account of tho re'tlts of experiments with oil on dusty roadways. "The sur- face of rondwny coated with creosoto' mixed with resin gives the nicest, appearance. The surface coated with ordinary petroleum is the least last- ing. next in order being mixtures of creosote oil with tallow and ho' creosote oil. Heavy coal tar wast • oil lasts rather longer than the oro(' sote oil. and is very much cheaper " Considering the eeperiements as n whole, the result. would seen to point to eventual sIICreSA with the owe of some closnes of oil in place et water on tnacadnnt roads, 3.1,55 11i- ltathhone. Don't accept a bald head as a badge of wisdom without investiga-. tion. Never Put OfF Till To-Rflerrow What should be done te'-e':kv, sl, „o AT ONCE to fou: Grocer and tet BLUE 2lk3E3ON TEA. To TRY 11' ONCE is never to h. 't i!!:e':i' it. ONLY ONE BEST TEA—EILiJE RiCQON TEA If a woman likes another's hat it is a sign she lutes her own. Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial Is a speedy cure for dysentery. diar- rhoea, cholera, hummer coni ilaint, sea sickness and complaints incidental to children teething. 1t gives immediate relic( to those suffering from the effects of indiscretion In eating unripe fruit. :ucumbor•, etc. It acts with wonderful rapidity and never fails to conquer tho disease. No one need tear cholera if Mow have a bottle of this medicine con- venient. Ibow►t asked Jones arta day why a railway engine was called "she." Jones replied—"Perhnj s it's on ac- count. of the horrible noise It makes when it tries to whistle." Help the Overworked Heart.—Is the great engine thio) pumps life through your system hard pressed, overtaxed, groaning under its load because disease has clogged It? Dr. Agnew's Curo for the Heart is nature's lubricator and cleanser. and daily demonstrates to heart sufferers that it Is the safest surest, and most speedy remedy that Medical science knows. -67 Mr. Staylatc—"That's a beautiful song. It simply carries me away." She—"I'nt sorry I didn't sing it early in tho evening." MI:.SSIIS, C. C. I(ICHAiRD_S & CO., Gents,—I have used your MIN- Altl►'S LINIMENT in nay family and also in lay (gables for years and con- sider it the best medicine obtainable. Yours truly, ALFRED I(OCIiAV, Proprietor Itoxton Pond hotel and Livery Stables. Itoxton Pond, July 4, 1901. "l'oor Mrs. De Olde! Her eye- sight is failing so fast, she is of very little use iri society." "(:11. she is in great demand." "Wihat for?" "All the girls want tier as chaperon." 'Ti. a Marvellous Thing.—When the cures effected by Dr. Thomas' 1•:electric (til are considered, the speedy and per- manent relief it has brought to the suffering -wherever it has been used, it must be regarded as a mnrvellous thing that so potent a medicine should re- sult from the six simple ingredient/1 which enter Into its composition. A trial will convince the most skeptical of its healing virtues. "The wretch has been proposing to both of uv. ; wish we could think of some horrible way to punish hien." "Well, why (lon'tt you marry hits?" ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT I(etnnvcs all hare) Fort or calloused lur ;,s and blemishes from horses, blood spa'in. curbs. splints, ringbone, •ween„v, atlalcs, sprains, sore and swoi(e'n throat, coughs, etc._ Savo $Lo by use of one bottle. Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Curo ever known. "That -man talks about nothing but the weather.” "Yes," answered the man with the rhoun al�ka+m; "he is always trying to make 111litsclf dis- agreeable!" Minard'a Velment Rellp'ras Neuralgia W'i1Y Iii-: CARiRIED 1'1'. "Little boy," said a gentleman, "why do you carry that umbrella over your head? ft's not raining." "And the sun is not shining." "'I' hen why do you carry it?" "'Cause when it rains pa wants It, nne1 when the sun shines ma uses it, and it's only this kind of weather t1)i1t 1 ran got to use it at all." }to't people think trio lightly rf a 1 cough. It Ls a serious scatter and wards prompt atteptioa. Take Shiloh's Consumption Cure T ThoenICLung when the first sign of a cam+:t h er cold appears. It will cure vo•.i easily and quickly then—later it will bo harder to care. Prices. 23c.. Mc., aof 31.00. ,;I '1'111: 111.001) (►1' KINGS. A i;OYAI. 1100KLI:T, Kin,; Alfonso of 'Ihe (:land Trunk ilailwav Hvstern fifths Austrian. King aro distributing a ♦cry handsome I ooklet descriptive of the Royal Slits• kokn hotel. that :s situated in Lake Lcsseau, in the !Muskoka Lakev. "llig,hlan.;s of ('n'ario." The publi- cation is one giving a full description of the attraction.( 1hst may be found at this popular resort, handsomely 11- lustrnttel with t "toren prints of 1al.e and island s •en, ry, 1 he hotel its.::f, and roans- o: the sis'cl)1 feat1net that found Gore. It is printed on • • natte bol rarer. Found in cover t i i g ' h• ap{ cardnee of Morocco l - ,ter. ' ii h a picture of the hotel . :•.•o5i,•.lin;s on the name. and • r et cf the hotel embossed in {ti ;, ±chef. A .lance through thio Ict lents one long for the plea - of Surt:irr and outdoor life. There's n tome . ` • ( co',Ie•: may be secured greluit• 'I'hc 111(1•' book "Tho !toed to We: le by applying to any Uran.1 villo" tnay be found in every pkg. `'11 tnl: ticktt o'llco. AYRSHIRE CATTLE FOR SALE 20 Ayrshire Bulls—tour to twenty months old; Ayrshire Females all ages; also lnlroveol Yorkshire pigs. Apply to HON. W. O1VENS, Monte Bello, Que. LAIIOI1ERS' EARNINGS. The average weekly earnings in- clusive of all allowances in kind, of farm laborers in the United Kingdom are stated to he as follows; Eng- land, Ws. 8d.; Wales, 17s. 3d.; 4cot- land, 19s. :Id.; Ireland, 10s. ltd. Minard's linim,nt far sic; eeryNhzre Mrs. Henpeck—"And you call your- self a man?" Ah'. Ifenpeck—"Ccr- tainly, my dear; that is—er—it you will lermit Inc to." Lever's Y-7 (Wino Freed) Dintnfect. ant :ion') Powder Is a boon to any home. It disinfects and cleans at the sante time. l'oet—"I have called to learn what has become ct the poent I sent you, entitled 'Tho Brave Fireman.' " Edi- tor—"It went to the fire." Have You Eczema? --lave you any skin disease or eruptions? Aro you subject to chafing or scalding? Dr. Ag- new's Ointment prevents and cures any and all of these, and cures Itching, -deeding and 'mind Piles besides. One application brings relief 111 len minutes, and cases cured In three to six nights. 35 cents. -71 Alice—"Ethel says slie really doesn't know whether ho will pro- pose or not." Jack—"Just like a novel, isn't it?" Alice—"Yes; batt in a novel you could turn to tho lar t chapter and find out." Min3rd's llnlra3at Cures 01111131 etc "Do you—e'—ever tell fibs?" asked the lady who had advertised for a Maid. "Not for mysolt, ma'am.," answered the applicant; "only for tho IniSSIIs." Are you a sufferer with corns? 11 you ate. got a bottle of Holloway's Corn Curo. It has never been known to fall. Mrs. (.adds—"Did Mrs. Jones ever say anything to you about mo, Sarah?" Mrs. Stay'e—"Not one word, JaneIf Mary Jones can't say something good of a person she don't say anything." They Aro a Powerful Nervine.—flys- pepsin causes derangement of the nerv- ous system, and nervous debility once eugcnelered ii difficult to deal e There are many testimonials as to the etllcacy of I'armelee's Vegetable fills Is treating this disorder, showing that they hover fail to produce good res.' t5. By giving proper tune to the dlges(t-e organs. they restore equilibrium to tic n•-rve centres. Little Elmer—"Papa, what is a perfect gentleman?" Mr. Broadhead —"A perfect gentleman, my son, is a Ivan who, when you start to tell him your troubles, (toes not break In and try to tell you his." A Cry for Help•—A pain In the back Is a cry of the kidneys for help. South American Kidney Core to the only cure that hasn't a failure written •galnst It In case• of )tri ht's disease, diabetes. iufau.nlation of the bladder, gravel and other ktdiey ailments. roan t neglect the apparentently insignificant "signs." 7 his powerful liquid speclhc pr etents and cures. -70 Hoarder (warmly.)—"(:h, I know every one of th • tricks of your trnde. 1'n you think I have lived in boarding-houses ewe ntv years for no- thing?" Landlady (frigidly) — "I shouldn't be. the least surprised." Fort ovt:rt SIXTY YF.AT18. Mrs. Winslow'• `Soothing Syrup has Dem used by ironiuns of Mothers for their children while teething. It soothes Ole child, softens the gums. allays rain, cures windeohc, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is t e best reedy tor Diarrhoea. 'Twenty-evremedy (eras a bottle. N.,iel by druggists throughout the world. no euro and ask fur "Mrs. Winslow'• Sootiungi syrup." 2'2--01 in Ateer(leen con lee found a Court official who is as good n type of the cnnny Scot as One would meet any- where. On a r^cent occasion an im- portant witness failed to appear. And the judge was furious. "Why isn't he here? ' demanded his honor. "It's Ws duty In be here. Where is he?" The off:cinl, with true Scotch ennnl- ness, et lied: "Wert. 1'11 no any for that g -:t he'n area." Spain Is four- t9e Victor Emueen- uel is mere Austrian than 110118,1, the Emperor Francis .lo3eph and his presumptive heir are for a Iarg.' part Jlnvarinn and Italian, the king of Styell(n ntt(1 Nom% an is of ilearnaioe ;and french source. the King of Greece is a )Pane, the King of Mervin is half Russian, the Prince of Bulgaria has no Hulgarinn blood in him. the Em- peror of Russia is very much Vanish or German. the King of the Belgians has ro l!elginn blood in him. and the lune of Englnnt i. 5-axe-Co- burg-Da/lover, Norman, and 1•'rench. PTailf.\l:s SI)1•: WAM 1:1011T. "Woman," growled the old bache- lor, "is n delusion And n snare." "i suppose," rejoined 1h' grass widow, "that in why so none men go out of their way to be shared by a delusion." T N U ISaU:: T;o. 22—:.3