Exeter Advocate, 1905-03-23, Page 32i08 WARM BLOOD.
Absolutely I BLEW UP WITH DYNAMITE' HE WAS LAID UP
uCely Neeeasary to health,
Strength and Comfort - Goo
Blood Banishes Disease.
People with rich, ted blood do no
fee the cold of winter. When your
feet are cold, your fingers numb first
your face blue and pinches!, it is
certain sign that your blood is thin
and your circulation weak. Your
blood needs building up with lir.
Williams' Pink l'ills. They wake
new blood; they strnulate the c•ir
eulation. The new blood they mak
races th. ough your veins to every
part of your body from anger tips
to tons. and makes you warns, hap
Py noes healthy. lir. Alphonse La
csousesiere, St. Leon, litre , says:
"About a year alio city ulood be-
came impoverished r,nd 1 was badly
run down. My hands and feet were
always cold 0041 1 could not stand
the least exertion. My trouble was
further aggravated by pains in toy
kidneys and bladder, and often I
could not go about without ald. I
consulted doctors, 1 ut they Old not
help me, and I was almost in de-
spair when 1 was advised to tore 'Dr.
Williams' Pink fills. 1 got six Lox-
es and before they were all gone 1
knew I had found a medicine to euro
me. I took the pills for about a
month longer and every symptom of
my trouble was gone, and I have
since enjoyed the best of health."
Dr. Williamte Pink Pills 'cure after
doctors and common medicines have
failed because they actually make
new rich blood, and set strengthen
all the organs and brace up the
nerves. That in the way they cure
indigestion, kidney and liver trou-
bles. rheumatism, nervousness, neu-
ralgia, palpitation iii the heart, St.
Vitus' dance, partial paralysis and
the secret ailments that fill the livee
of so many women with misery. 1)o
not take any pills without the full
name, "ill-. Williams' Pink Pills for
Palo People," on the wrapper around
each box. Sold by all medicine deal-
ers or sent by snail at 50 cents a
box or six boxes for $2.50 by writ-
ing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
FOR OVER A YEAR
d REVOLTING CRUELTY BY
FRENCH OFFICIALS.
t Congo Natives Were Served With
Head Made Into a
Broth.
The Paris %ftttie furnishes very
precise details of the revolting acts
ut savage cruelty which have led to
the arrest of a colonial official and
- two companions. The worst offences
e charged against the worst of King
Leopold's tortures in the Congo do
not exceed these accusations in her-
- ror.
- It appears that on July 14 last
several Europeans at Brazzaville ce-
lebrated
o-lebratcd the national fete by a din-
ner, at which they all got drunk.
After the meal 0110 of them, by way
of diversion, suggested that they
"try a little dynamite on a nig-
ger " The idea was hailed with de-
light,
DIDN'T COMPLAIN.
Ile was such a weak anti humble
little man that when he came into
tbo grocer's to make complaint the
assistant was disposed to be haugh-
ty and imperious.
"May I inquire," he said, in a
small voice, "if any gentleman here
sold my wife some butter yester-
day?"
"I'm the man," responded a big,
brawny fellow.
"Oh, excuse ole," exclaimed the
customer, shrinkingly; "I meant no
offence. The butter is all right, but
I wanted to say that *hire colors
of hair in one roll is somewhat in-
congruous. And I just thought I
might also add n request that if
you could send up a brush and comb
with the next lot we should be ever
so much obliged. Of course, it was
an oversight, on your pgrt, and I
ant not complaining, you understand
-not complaining, merely suggest-
ing.'
Tho assistant's face was a study.
"And," went on the little man,
"I don't think it is quite fair to
put tacks at ten centre the pound in
butter at twenty-five cents, unless
you make a discount for difference in
weight and prices, or throw in a
hamster so that we can draw the
tacks upon getting the butter on the
table."
Tho assistant gamed, and litill the
little man went on.
"Referring again to the hair men-
tioned previously," ho said, "per-
mit me to say that 1 find no fault
with its quality or as length. The
Incongruity of color was the, only
objection. In the old time; we
read that Samson had long hair and
a great des; of It, and your butter
has rights our entire fondly is bound
to respect. Our only regret was
that you dill not send it up in a
cage."
The assistant had now fallen
against the counter. Still the little
man paid no heed.
"I might possibly," ho continued,
gently, "touch upon 11s age. but i
have reason to suspect that this but-
ter is made from milk, and that the
milk cane from a cow, and that the
cow is a female. Now, i have been
taught from my youth upwards to
abstain from all references to age
in relation to all (entitle kind. 'There-
fore 1 shall say aro more except that
the phrase. 'feeble old age,' does not
in the remotest degree apply to this
cnPC.
"1 wish you'd wend up to the house
a pound of so(Ia, four bars of soap,
a packet of ~torch, and f -tern
pounds of segitr. Ify wife naked
me to leave the order, end she said
she'd look round herself and ace
shout the butter. Coed morning!"
And the little men wnike,l meekly
out.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS.
A Pleasant Medicine Which All
Children Will Take Readily.
Yon do not hnvo to cons and
(haeme) to get the little en's to
take Ilnhy's Own 'i'ablets. The rase
w- it h which they are given as cone
pare,1 with lignld ►nr'(lieiltes w111 ap-
itea) to every another. None is spill-
ed or wasted; you know just how big:
a dose has reached the little atom -
nib. Aa n remedy for all the ills of
babyhood end childhood nrising from
derangements of the stomach and
bowels Baby's Own 'Tablets have no
es(itnl. Mrs. T:. . . .le tee's, Miteliell
any: -"i think the tete
els n blessing to both mother and
children as i find them a certain cure
for all to ills to wh1Al little ones
ore subject. 1 do not know how 1
could get on without them." Sold
by all meelicire dealers or hs mall at
25e n box by addressing the Dr. Wil-
liams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
A man's Inst will end testament is
a dead glve-away.
NEGRO BLOWN UP.
A negro was bound to stakes in
the ground and a dynamite cartridge
driven into his shoulder. The "per-
foi'niance" took place in one of the
interior courts of the QOvet'n.nient
buildings, ar.d the spectators having
collected at a safe distance, the fuse
was lighted, and the living body
blown to atoms.
t-oaw time after this, at another
convival gathering, another "experi-
ment" was suggested. A negro was
to be caught, decapitated, and his
head made into a broth.
The natives were then to be called
to a feast, and the broth served to
them as part of it. After they had
partaken copiously of it, they were
to be shown with what 1t hall been
made, and the horror and disgust
depicted on their faces was to con-
etitute the "entertainment." The
prograinane was carried out to the
letter, and the "entertainment"
voted highly misusing.
The discovery of these horrors was
due to the fact that the official re-
lated them as amusing experiences in
long lettere to friends in Prance, ono
of whom, however, took another
view of then,, and simply communi-
cated the letter to the Minister of
the Colonies, who ordered the legal
authorities at Brazzaville to open
an inquiry. One of the parties to
the crimes was arrested, and made a
confession, implicating the rest.
The trial will take place at Braz-
zaville, and the official Is now on
h s way to Bordeaux, where ho will
be embarked, under guard, for
Africa. He is a mean of somewhat.
delicate aspect, not giving at all
the impression of savagery.
The accused are also charged with
set ting four negroes in a row and
firing at theta, to see whether the
modern rifle bullet would kill four
men at a time; also sabring and kill-
ing nogrocs to see the eliect of sabre
Cuts.
Tho manager of the Limpoko con-
cession, in the Ubangi region, M.
Dubois, confirms the statements
whinh have been made concerning the
accused. Ifo declares that this sort
e1 purposeless outrage is very much
commoner thnn is generally suppos-
ed, and is one of the causes of the
revolts which are AO common in these
regions.
AN AMAY,1N(1 EXPLANATION,
The Presse published an interview
with a colonial official, who declares
that the outrages alleged against
the official are perfectly well known
to everyone in the Congo adminis-
tration ever since they were com-
mitted, over 18 months ago. They
had been regarded in a matter-of-
fact fashion, and many persona we: o
astounded at the fourore created in
Poria by the tovelation.
Ile aaka why 18 months were al-
lowed to elapse 11 the heinousness of
the offence were the only reason for
the prosecution, and declares that
the truth is that, the acbninistration
winks at such cases, since the guilty
parties are generally good hands at
squeezing taxes front the natives.
If. (lentil, the present Commission-
er -General of the Congo, is n feroci-
ous negro-phobe, who woulet exeuse
everything to a subordinate who
htings in the taxes, and It is only
because this has created discontent
among the less successful subordin-
ates thnt the matter was brought to
the notice of the Paris authorities In
such a wry that (lentil. even after
18 months, has leen obliged to take
rill ion.
THEY GAMBLE AND LIE.
English Vicar Speaks of Britain's
Vices.
"it wan ot.ce may prat liege to hear
a well-known beer thus describe tho
peculiarities of his family-: "Jim
drinks, but does not ile; i lie, but
(lo not drink. while .lack both Iles
and drinks."
In this mnnner the Rev. Joseph
Henry Rrigl('y-, Vicar of Sl. Mary's
the palish church of the obi -fashion-
ed Lancashire town of ('litheroc, in-
troduces a strong denunciation of the
lying end scandal -mongering which,
he declares, exists netting his flock.
"As a coimnmdly, our besetting;
sin is not drink," he continues. "We
gnntble snore than tie drink, and t'e
lie ►mire than tvc gamble. Nor Is our
Iying of ihnt harmless kind which
tells of the mighty deeds we have
done and the sharp retorts we have
uttered. 'There are not n few whose
hobby Is the diseemiention of mali-
ciously untrue reports about their
neighbors. in a community so ex-
traordinarily credulous this vice is a
veritable pingue spot. 'There is no
statement too wild, no scandal too
extravagant. to obtain en Instant
and Implicit belief. 'There wits a day
when. If A disliked 11, he shot him
with a pistol or cut him with a
sword. In later doss ho beat him be-
tween the eyes with his fists, but
evolution rolls on, end to -dry he
goes nut Into the street and lies
about him."
First little (girl -
M) 1 r Is an
officer; what does yours do' Second
Little 010 -"Whatever minima tells
him."
TILL DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURED HIS KIDNEY
TROUBLES.
er
Now He's Perfectly Healthy and
Able to Work - Gives all the
Credit to the Great Canadian
Kidney Remedy.
Wapt'lla, Asda., N. W. T., March 20
-(Special).-Curtd of Kidney Dis-
ease that had laid hint up for over
a year, Nr. Geo. Itartleauan, a well-
known man here, is loud in his prais-
es of Dodd's Kidney fills, for to
theta and nothing cisc he claims be
owes his cure.
"Yew, I had Kidney Trouble," Mr.
Ilartleanan says. "I had pains in
my back and in other parts of my
body and though the doctor did
what he could for ase, 1 grew worse
till I was unable to work.
•"l'hen 1 started to take Dodd's
Kidney Pi11s, and I took them all
winter and stienator while I was un-
able to work. I took in al; twelve
boxes, and now I ani perfectly heal-
thy. My pains are all gone and 1
am able to work. I heartily recom-
mend Dud's Kidney Pills to all suf-
ferers from Kidney Disease."
Dodd's Kidney Pills always euro
the Kidneys. healthy Kidneys strain
all impurities, all needs of disease,
out of the blood. That's why
Dodd's Kidney Pills euro such a
wide range of diseases including
Bright's Disease, Itheutn)ttisnn and
Urinary Troubles.
THE RULERS OF RUSSIA
BRUTAL OFFICER KILLS A
BOY OF EIGHT YEARS.
Opera Singer Discharged From
Theatre for Expressing
Her Opinion.
The London Times publishes the
following extract from a letter of a
Russian lady In St. I'etersburg to
an English friend, under recent date:
"Tho officers, as a class, make
themselves most pbjectlonwble here.
In one instance an officer went into
a shop in the Sadovia street and
asked the proprietor whether he
would let hint use his telephone for
some message. Ile was left at, the
telephone, but as he stayer) there a
full hour, a shop attendant ventured
to tell him that the telephone was
wanted, and not more than ten min-
utes could be allotted to each per-
son speaking, whereupon the officer
drew his sword and struck the at-
tendant on the hand, cutting off
three fingers! And no protest can
he trade. The other day a little
boy eight years old saw a Cossack
officer on a horse in the street and
put out his tongue at hits, where-
upon the officer drew his sword and
cut the little boy over the head, who
has since died in consequence of the
wound received.
Millie). KUSA'S ADVENTURE.
"Moo Keen, whose photo I send,
is one of the leading dramatic so-
pranos at the imperial Russian
(llggrn, wife of Illeichmann, the emu -
potter. On the Sunday of revolution
she crossed the Admh'altusky square
in the morning, just after the soldi-
ers had fired their first volley at the
people. In her indignation and na-
tural excitement she exclaimed to an
officer passing, 'The Japanese you
don't know how to kill, but defence-
less people at hoinc you kill!' Ho
replied, 'Prise along, imbecile!'
whereon the enraged lady threw hien
one word, not very polite, but ex -
pr (skive, end went on. But the of-
ficer, Prince Obole•nsky, of the Prey
obrajensky Regiment, had recogniz-
ed the popular singer, and, arrived
a! home in the evening, wrote a de-
nunciation to the Minister, who in
his turn wrote a letter to Pelia-
kvosky, Director of the imperial
Theatres. This latter would have
suppra'aw'd the matter, but could not
do so, ne it was an official accusa-
tion he received, and in consequence
hall to dischnrge Mme Kusn from the
Imperial Opera. Mhaliapine. first
iase at the sntn(' opera. has handed
in his resignation in consorluence of
this affair, and also because of at -
fait -s in general. vide imprisonment
of his great friend Gorki. As Shall-
apine is an immense favorite with
the public, this has created n glint
stir.
HER MUSIC UNi'Elt AR1t1:.S'i'.
"A very ludicrous thing happened
to the 'Snsicty of Modern MusleI-
ens,' of which i am n member. They
hold reunions ono evening every week
ntid i had sent in n lot of songs,
etc.. of mine which they wnnte(1 to
d't nt one of their concerts. At their
Inst meeting the polite broke in, dis-
persed them littler the plea that not
more than five people were permitted
to assemble et one tine, and closed
the rooms, putting nil the lc
there :miler arrest with the Covetn-
ment sent! So my music is under
i
The satisfaction of having the
washing done early in the day,
and well done, belongs to every
user of Sunlight Soap. IGO
arrest as well! Happily, neither the
'Ave Marie' nor the Hymn to Dc -
metra could be called criminal,
though thy will perhaps find that
it is n conepiration against the Or-
thodox Church!"
-
A GHOST IN YELLOW.
Salvation Army Barracks in South
Wales Haunted.
"Not for L100 would 1 again go
through the experience," is the de-
claration of a gentleman living at
lihymney, South Wales, who, with
companions, set himself to lay a
"ghost," which is said to haunt the
local Salvation Army barracks.
The spectre takes the form of a
tall, stoutly -built lady, clad in yel-
low, with a drawn face of ghastly
hue, and terrible gleaming eyes.
Salvation Army lasses are not us-
ually given to romancing, but the
young lady captain of the barracks
has been so unnerved that she will
not enter the place.
"I have not actually seen the spir-
it, or whatever it may be," she said,
"but a few months ago I heard a
mysterious rustling sound as if some
woman were walking close past me.
On Wednesday night I distinctly felt
an arm placed across the bed."
Her female colleague, a lieutenant,
has seen the spectre, and has in con-
sequence received such a ahock that
she is now prostrate.
This woman first naw the spectre
when alto was sweeping the stairs at
the barracks. Suddenly the tall wo-
man in yellow walked with noiseless
steps through the hail info the kitch-
en, where she seemed to melt into
thin air. Two evenings later unac-
countable knockings were heard in
the hall.
Ono night recently half a 'dozen men
stopped in the house. About half -
past four ono of the watches saw
the "woman in yellow" passing a
doorway, and, calling to his friends.
he darted after her, but not a &race
could bo found.
While the rest were away a trades-
man went to another doorway, and
there saw the ghostly visitant with
the long, drawn fade and the horri-
ble, burning eyes. The tradesman
managed to gasp out a question, ask-
ing the spectre if it were in trouble
to say- so "in Cod's name." At that
expression the eyes lit up with a
still more unearthly radiance, and
without a word the "ghost" glided
away and was seen no more.
If you children moan and are rest-
less during sleep, coupled, when awake,
with a los.; of appetite, (rale counten-
ance, picking of the nose, etc., you m11%
depend upon it that the primary cause
of the trouble is worms. Mother
(craves' Worn Exterminator effectually
removes these pests, at once relieving
the ILtUe sufferers_'
• IiI' 'I'HOIt(UOI(.
I am often tired in, but never of,
my work. -Whitfield.
Do everything you may undertake
thoroughly and well; nothing in
this world is woe th doing unless it
is done thoroughly. -•Duke of Con-
naught.
Apart from all merely natural
aids, apart. from those chances of
rising in the world, of professional
or literary, or artistic distinction,
there is no greater blessing for a
man than to have aalutred that
healthy instinct which leads hint to
take delight in his work for the
work's sake. -Lord Stanley.
FOR OVER SIXTY Y1;Ans.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
peen used by millions of mothers for
their children while teethingit soothes
the child, soften, the gums, alleys pain.
Cures windcollc, regulates the stomach
and bowels, and Is the Net remedy our
Llarrhoea. 'Twenty-five rents a bottle
Bold by druggists throughout tie)
world. Be
eosutnthing andSyraup.sk " for '12-2IIrsW
Winslow's H
!%o 11181) can ever gain it knowledge
of the world by pursuing his Studien
in a rocking -chair.
It Keeps the Muscles I'Ilant.-Yen
given to muscular sports and exercises
and those who suffer muscular pains
from bicycle riding will find In Thom-
as' Kcicctric 011 something worth try-
ing. As a lubricant It will keep the
muscles pliable and free f
pains
them,
which once follow constant use of Sight seer -"Do you ever wanes of
without sefleuneg them or itn-
peirir,g their strength l'or bruises, your duties here?" Policeman-
which
sad contusions It it without a "Yes, sir, especially when people
peer. come round asking fonlish maw -
From Tea Plantation to Store
Wei WATCH
TLA ---Unsleeping vigilance selects the TENOt1IST LEAVII, scrutinizes every
process of thrir manufacture and carefully UUAL$ TNIN IN LIAO PACKETS
TO PIIUIVE THE IiKL ILAY011. No wonder the OIIT is
BLUE RIBBON TEA. TRY THE RED LABEL.
A'SENSE OF 1'IU)PltIh:1'Y.
"You wouldn't sell your vote,
would sou?"
"No, suh," answered Mr frastus
Pinkley. "But if a getntnen what's
rumen' foh office was to give me
two dollahs, common gratitude
would stake me vote foh him."
Heart enlist In halt an haue.-
A Indy In New York tState, writing of
her cure by Dr. Agnew's Cure for the
Mem t, says "1 feel like one brought
bock from, the died. so great was my
suffering from heart trouble and so al-
most miraculous my recovery through
the agency of this powerful treat-
ment. 1 owe my lite to it." -19
Singleton -"I never think of judg-
ing a married woman by her
clothes." Wedderly-"No?" Single-
ton -"No; I always judge her by the
buttons missing from her husband's
clothes."
Blckie's Anti -Consumptive Syrup is
an unparalleled reined for order',
Induenea and diseasesorder', of the
throat and lungs. The fame of the
medicine rests upon years of successful
ase in eradicating these affections, and
In protesting mankind from the fatal
savages of consumption, and aa a neg-
lected cold leads to consumption, one
cannot be too careful to tight it in Its
early stages. Dickle's Syrup is the
weapon, use It
Mrs. Henpeck (hearing a rumpus) -
"Charles, what on earth aro you up
to now?" Mr. Henpeck (feebly -)-"I
suppose, my dear, I can fall down
the stairs it I want to?"
MESSRS. C. C. RICIIARDS & CO.,
Gentlemen, My three children were
dangerously low with diphtheria. On
the advice of our priest my wife be-
gan
o-gan the use of M.TNARI'S LINI-
MENT. In two hours they wore
greatly relieved, and in five days
they were completely well, and I
firmly believe your valuable Liniment
saved the lives of my children.
Gratefully yours,
ADILAII'D LEF'EBVRE,
Mnir's Mills, loth .lune, '99.
Old Lady -"Little boy, did you see
anything of a white cat?" Little
Iloy-" Yes; she fell into a barrel! of
black paint down tho street, but I
fixed her all right." Old Lady -"Oh,
you good little boy! What did you
do?" Little Boy -"I throwed her
into a barrel of whitewash,
MOW
I& A. W. cwAaea og
MTIIIIM CUE ... &UM
Is a **sat direst le tie dimmedF�ts
Beals eche sshwa deers . ate
passagsawla this elope rina:saewesCatarrh sad Nay Pyres. Wooer
kale Ml dei{.,, er Dr. L W,
!donde* Co. Tewats noelar
Fred -"What? Fight a thiel on ac-
count of a woman? No, air! If I
caught a man flirting with my wife
I'd invite him to come over for a
day's shooting -Just as I've invited
you -and then, if an accident were
to occur—" John -"flood gracious
I hope you don't suspect me?"
That OMttlwg Aeld that arises from the
stomach and almost strangles, Is caused
by fermentation of the food in the
stomach. it is a foretaste of Indiges-
tion and dyspepsia. Take one of Dr.
Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets immed-
iately after eating, and it will prevent
this distress and aid digestion. 60 in
a box, 3S conte. -l0
"Mr. lilullly," she said, graciously,
"you aro one of the most original
men I have met for ever so long.
You haven't said a single word about
the weather." "No,' he replied,
with a tinge of regret In his voice,
"i couldn't give my opinion of the
weather in the presence of ladies."
Minard's Liniment lumberman': Blend
The self-made nine and the home-
made shirt are aptto be more oas-
ful than ornamental.
Keep Jinard'a Liniment in the house
DISCRETION.
1t so happened that Nluherty-, the
tailor. was weal ing at his counter
when Gilligan entered.
"1t hat may sou be welling?" ha
asked.
-Just n list (,f the men in this
strafe i kin lick, he said.
••.1n' is Tim \lurphy's name
"down?"
"Shure, It heed! me list."
'Twits a little inter when Murphy
entered the shop of 1•'luherty, the
tailor.
"Is it true," snid he, "that 01
hear you ere nmkin' n memorial tab-
let of the leen ye can lick, end that
my nettle heads the list?"
•''That is it'"
-Why. or good -for -not ening little
grasshopper, i could thresh you wdd
me little linger' And 1 could wipe
the floor %ri(i you eel one hand!"
Are se shore of that, now?" said
F leherty. -
"Quite shure!"
'Well then 11 you nr.' 'tsite sour('
1 will -cross your name off the list!"
tions."
•
in Nature's Storehouse There Are
Cures. ---Medical experiments have shown
conelualvoly that there aro medicinal
virtues in even ordinary plants grow -
Ing up around us which give them a
value that cannot, be estimated. It is
held by some that Nature providers a
cure for every rsisease which neglezt end
Ignorance I.nve ve.itc(1 upon menhow-
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"I thought Smteargle was a friend
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lent hie) some "
Use Lever's Dry Soap (a powder)
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you'll
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It's a fortunate thing for some
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deep.
Lyes and Mimeo Ilan Wates. -C. 0.
Archer, of Brewer. Maine, says: "1 have
had Catarrh for several years. Water
would run froin my eyes and nose for
days at a time. About four mouths
ago 1 was induced to try Dr. Agnew's
Catarrhal Powder, and niece using the
wonderful reinedy i have not bad an
attack. It relievos in ten minutes." 60
ants. -17
"lilt what reason have you for
thinking woolen have no atm in
life?" "'iV('ll, 1 have seen several of
them try to throw stories."
Nothing looks more ugly than to
see a person whose hands aro covered
over with warts. Why have these
disfigurements on your person when a
sure remover of all warts, corns,
etc., can be found in Holloway's
Corp Cure.
"News," said Mr. Onyboy,
what you tell about other 'week,
,
while gossip is what other ',conte
tell about you."
Ask for llinard's and take no other
iJaually when a man proposes it's
in a hack parlor with the gas
turned so low that he doesn't rea-
lize what he's up against until ft's
verlasting;ly leo late.
Whew ehasensatlatw dessbIsearnaw up
physician and sufferer alike lose heart
and often despair of a cure, but here's
the exception. Wm. Pegg, of Norwood.
Ont., says: "1 was nearly doubled up
with rheumatism. 1 got three bottles
of South American Cure and they cured
me. It's the quickest acting medicine
I ever saw." -18
"Prisoner at the bar," said a
judge, "is there anything you would
like to say before sentence is passed
upon you?" The prisoner looked
towards the door, and re.nearked
that be would like to say:- "(food
evening, if it is agreeable to the
company."
Mlnard's liniment used by Physicians
"iHel you ('t('r notice that almost
all their misers :eportesl in the
papers are single amen?" asked Mr.
Watt". "Vee," answered Mrs.
Watts. "married misers are too com-
mon to be worth mentioning."
A Cure for Cos(icericsa.--('oat$venese
tomes from the refusal of the excretory
organa to fro. conn their .Jut,.•s regular•
ly from contributing(( causes esuwily dis-
ordered digestion. I'm -metro's Vegetable
1'llls, prepared on scientific principles,
are so compounded (lint certain ingreeb•
ants In therm pass through the stom-
ach and act upor. the bowel• so nr to
remove their torpor and 'trios() them
to proper attion. Many thousands ate
prepared to hes- testimony to their
power in tiros respect.
"Is it true," asked Mr. quiz),
"1 het your husband ordered Pr.
Smoother out of the house?" "Yes.
Poor .lack 111111 been carrying the
betty all eight. and every night for a
week, end was rue down to it
remedyy In curing all disorder. .,t the 1hrcnd. 1 calked the doctor, and ho
diges(lon. i told .lock that he must tnke exer-
cise.'
DS:S('itIBED.
An .Alpine guide who Itns hall many
years' experience in motintaineerii
thus describes the behavlour of dif-
ferent nationalities when they got on!
the Lop of n peak.
A German (he says), as soon as ho;
arrives at the top, wants to know '
the exact height of the mountain he
is nn. and of every peak around hien.
:t Frenchman goes Into raptures
over the w Illness of the scenery and
the beauties of Nature. and some- ;
limes accompanies his retnnrks by an'
attempt to embrace his guide.
The Englishman. when he has
"done" his peak. plunges his ice -axe!
into the Snow', looks around him, sed
then an' S :-
'1 Soy, open the baskets and la's'
have something to eats
eteesaister
I)o you catch cold easily 1
Does the cold hang on T Try
Shiloh's
Consumption
Cure Tonle ua6
It cures the most stubborn kind
of coughs and colds. If It
doesn't cure you, your money
will be refunded.
Priem a. C. Wstre & co. red
Oe.1Oc. iII LeRoy, N. Y., Terestn. C ea.
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