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Exeter Advocate, 1905-02-09, Page 3STOMACH TROUBL'I:. BEGGARS IN INDIA. Change in Public Opinion May The Agonies of Indigestion Can be Lessen Their Numbers. Cured By Dr. \\ilitat,s' Pink Pills. The beggar nuisance is a very common one in India, and the m- all over the land there are people deut•ors of the police in the large whose lives bad been made miserable cities to put it down have caret with through the pangs of indigestion, only a limited treasure of success. who have been restored to the en- i This is no doubt due to the fact joylnent of health through the use that Indian opinion is retnarknbly of Ur. Williunis' ''ink Iritis. One of tolerant tov'artl sturdy ln•gg1trs, these is Mr. Win. Moore, of Welland. especially if they wear the guise of Ont. Mr. Moore is the manager of the electric light plant in that town. and stands high in the estiuttltion of the citizens. lie says: "!t is really a pleasure to speak in favor of Dr. religion. But there is reason to believe that a wholesome change is coming over public sentiment in this as in so many other matters. There were about five millions of Williams' }'ink Pills. For four years beggars in the country at the time prior to 1 90 I suffered great tor- of the last census. and nearly one- ture front indigestion and stomach Lith of the number were classed as trouble. I could not eat solid food religious mendicants. The number, without experiencing {;rent agony. large as it is, represented a do - and for over two years 1 had to re- crease of about 7 per cent. from sort to a milk diet. 1 had grown that at the previous centttis, and the emaciated and was almost unfit for active tork I was treatedd bydoe- decline has been attributed In par t tors and took advertised medicines,to the comparatively heavy mortal - but 1 - but without any lasting benefit. One 1 ity among them during the famine day a friend urged cafe to try 1)r. i years. But, says tho report. "it is Williams' }'ink }tills. I begantheir 1 It" partly attributed to tate spread use, but I neist confess that it WAS of education and tho consequent without much hope that they would cure me. After taking a couple of boxes I could see an improvement, and this gave me encoura.etnent. I continued using the pills until I had taken eight boxes, when I was com- pletely cured and able to eat any kind of food 1 desired. I shall al- ways praise 1)r. Williams' fink Pills, as they saved me from such misery as only a dyspeptic knows. I might edit that my wife has also used the pills for trot'tbles that afflict her sex, and has been fully restored to health." • }dad blood, poor blood, watery blood, is the cause of nearly every ailment that afflicts mankind. it is because every dose of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make new, rich, red blood that they have such wonderful power to cure such ailments as Indigestion, anaemia, rheumatism, neuralgia. St. Vitus dance, heart troubles, kidney and liver troubles, and the special ailments of women, young and old. But you must get the genuine pills with the full name "Pr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People," on the wrapper around each box. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six homes for $2.- bO by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. • AN EXCELLENT SPECIMEN. A Phrenologist was in the habit of inviting people of different avoca- tions to come upon the stage, and hu would dilate upon tho peculiari- ties of their cranial construction. Ile had come to that portion of his lettere where he dealt with the crim- l' inn' form of the cranium, and ad- dressed the audience:— "11 there is any person present who at any time has been the In- mate of a prison he will oblige me by coming upon the tlatform." A heavily -built man responded to this invitation. .•• "You admit that you have been in prison, sir?" "I have," was the unblushing an- swer. "Would you kindly tell us how many years you have spent behind prison bars?" "About twenty years," unhesitat- ingly replied the subject. "Dear, dear!" exclaimed the pro- fessor. "Will you sit down, please?" The subject sat down in a chair In the centro of the stage. The pro- fessor ran his lingers rapidly through the hair of the subject. "'''his Is a most excellent speci- men. Tho indications of a depraved chorncter are very plainly marked. The organs of benevolence and esteem are entirely absent; that of destructiveness is developed to an abnormal degree. I could have told instantly without confession of this n,an that his life had been erratic and crrininal. Wtiat was the crime for which you were imprisoned?" "1 never committed any crime," growled tho man in the chair. "But you said that you had been an inmate of a prison for twenty yenrs!" "I'm the governor of the gaol." FRRAiL L}7.1'I.E ONES. The little ones are frnil. 'Choir *hold upon life Is slight. No symp- tom that indicates any of the little ailments of childhood should be al- lowed to pass for a moment without proper attention. The little ail- ment may soon become n serious one, and then it may be too late to save n precious little life. if Baby's Own '1'nlrlets are keptin the house, the danger of serious trouble can be averted, and the minor troubles promptly cured. An occasional 'Tab- let to tete well child mill prevent ill- ness. Tho 'I'nblets are absolutely sere and contain no poisonous sooth- ing stuff—they give children henithy sleep, simply !we:vise they banish the cause of sleeplessness. Mrs. F. 11. Bishop, I.awrencetown, N.S , says:— "1 have found ilaby's Own Tablets Just as you represent them—the very best of medicine for young children." You can get the Tablets from drug- gists or by mail at 'a cents a box, by writing the I)r. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville. Ont. iN 'TILE WRONG PLACE. Pedlar—"My dear sir, do you know h,,u much tithe you lose dipping a sett into ink? Ten dive a tninuto tio.808 six hundred dips an hour, or thousand Blips in ten hours; and I h dip consumes—" :'iness Man—"Yoe, 1 know. 1 • figured it all out.'' ,•,Ilnr—"And yet I find you still •ng in the old way." I' •�iness Man—"Yes; I am using the fountain pen you sold the about a month ago—using it in the old *IV iwa,iso it won't write In arty other way." I'e,finr--"flog pardon; I'm in the Rtong office. Good -day. weaker hold which the so-called as- cetics have on the imagination of the people," it being much less easy than it was formerly for tho mem- bers of the various begging com- munities to unloose the parse strings of the people. 'i'here is, happily, reason to be- lieve o-lieve that the changed feeling among the educated classes is filtering clown to the lower levels. This evil is not confined to one particular community or religion. It is as rampant among the Muhosnetans as among the Iiindoos. The Asar Ja- did, an ably conducted vernacular paper published in Upper India, dealing with the questions of social reform among Mahomebans, has been forcibly calling the attention of its co -religionists to the necessity of a reform in their notions of charity. SENTENCE SERMONS. Love leaps over the lines of liking. The empty head needs a haughty air. A frozen heart does not make a stiff back. The Sunday suit never made the Monday saint. Worry is the worst wolf that comes to our doors. As soon as you aro proud of your humility It dies. The more helpful the deed the more holy tho day. Burdens may be the ballast that saves the ship. Trickery in the pulpit will not lead the pews into truth. Many are willing to lose this world—by swallowing it. A little sorrow may teach more than many sermons. Kickers hide the best things in Life In the dust they raise. Canned charity may feet} tho hun- gry, but it cannot fill the heart. The gloomy church is likely to bo filled with tombstone saints. The great thing is not so much to fill the pet's as to fill the people. The man with a big sign of stt(nt- hood usually has something to hide behind it. 'I7ne people in the primary of life are always the first to show the graduates how to do it. It is a good deal easier to stir up a hornet's nest than It is to find the right place to crawl into. A little sympathy that gets into our feet is worth a whole lot of sorrow that never soaks deeper than our feelings. WHAT HE NEEI)EI). Serntonn are commonly supposed to bo nuelicinat to the mind of both compounder and congregation; but there was one which, if the minis- ter's servant was right, was an ex- ception. Ono Sunday morning the late !tee. Ducnchat, of Connecticut, arose feeling decidedly 111. After a (utile attempt to eat breakfast he called an old favorite colored ser- vant to him, -and said:— "Sam, go around and tell Sim- mons"—the sextan—"to post a notice on the church door that I am too 111 to pre:tch to -day." "Now, (neer," said Samuel, "don't you gib up dat way. Just gib hint a triol; you get 'long all right." The argument resulted in the min- ister's determination to try it. ile preached as usual, and after service returned to the house. looking much brighter. "}lot' you feel, mussel" said Sam- uel, las he opened the door. "'tet ter— h better, Satn. I'm glad 1 took your advice." "I knew it! I knew it!" said Sam- uel, grinning from ear to ear. "I knew you'd feel better when you get dat sermon out o' your s; stem!" Cif AMP AGNP: CITY. The town of Ept'rnay. In 1•Ynnce, is it vest sultterrnnenn city, the streets for miles and miles being hewn out of the solid chalk. flanked with piles o' champagne of all blends and quf.lities. There Is no iight in this labyrinth of streets. crossings, aril turnings. except that which the sput- tering candler; (Wold. All is (lurk and damp, with the therntnrneter down about zero. The largest /:atsn- pagtre nulnufacturers in Epernay possesses underground cellars which cover no less than forty-five acree. anti contain 5,000,000 bottles of wine. IMAGE ON 1(ANK-NO1'l:S. The accepted design for the new Austrian five -kroner bank -notes. which will be shortly feinted. is re- merkable for the picture of an un- usunlly beautiful child's bend. which forms its chief ornitineltt. The model foe this hend was the son of Triad 1•'r:nr .1. sof Mihail. whom the artist env one day 1n the street. anti with Mne,len the ►niltvn}-dations at whose ',entity he was so much struck ^ ch meals are s'rte h ore known la that he asked for the ch}id's bate., t'' sears, I.t t se'l;t;ostivo picture of anti obtained th•• parents' pennie- s ',,teed knife and fork opposite siren to snake a dins lsg of him for it., bailie of 1'13 K.ati.•n. i th's purpose. CURE WAS QUICK AND PERMANENT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS SOON DROVE AWAY BIiEUMA- TISM AND DROPSY. Case of a Windsor Man Who Suf- fered Two Years Before he Dis- covered the Right Remedy. Windsor, Ont., Feb. 6.—(Special). 'low quickly Rheumatism and Dropsy can bo cured when the right medicine is used is shown in the cuso of Mr, Jno. McDonald, a retired farmer living at 130 Langlois Avenue here. Mr. McDonald says: "For two years I was troubled with Dropsy. My legs were terribly swc,llen, amt though I triad many medicines nothing gave me any re- lief till I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. Two boxes of there cured me so completely that I have had no re- turn o-turn of the diseases In years." Rheumatism and 'Dropsy are caus- ed by the poisons disordered kid- neys fall to strain out of the blood. Cure the Kidneys with Docld's Kidney Pills, and the cured Kidneys will remove the cause of the Rheumatism or Dropsy. Without cause there can be no dis- ease. REAL EQUALITY. Tho wooing had progressed splen- didly. It bad even progressed to a point where she had been won—that is, ostensibly won. It she proved to be a truthful girl, she would in time be his wife. It she were not truth- ful—well, no man wants a wife who is not truthful. That's the way same men console themselves when they fall to marry. But she seemed to be truthful, and as he drew her closer to him ho whispered:— "And when we are married, dearest we will have the happiest home in all tho wide, wide world!" "Yas, George," she replied. "There can never be a harsh word in our hone." "No, George." "And when I comp home tired and worn out with work at the office and the worries of business, you'll be kind to me?" "Y -o -s, George." "1 knew you would. You'll soothe me and put n.o in better hurnor?" "Y -e -s; but, I say, George!" "Yes, dearest." "Why shouldn't yo'u this yourself?" "Why, darling--" "Yes, that's all right. Ilut to come right down to business, as papa says—why shouldn't you also be kind to nie when things go wrong? I don't want to do it all, you know. You're not looking for a private nurse, are you?" "Why, Mabel!" "When the cook leaves unexpected- ly to go to the bedside of her soc- onil cousin, you might bo just a trifle considerate, you know." "}low strangely you talk. pet!" "Well, they say I'm papa's girl, you know, and 1 notice when anyone tries to stake a bargain with him he generally gets some stipulations to his own interest put in, just as a precaution!" (leorgb and Mabel have now been married exactly five years and three months. and at the moment of going to press have never had a single quarrel! do a little of 1115 VIEWS, An English traveller stood looking at the glories of tho Yosemite for the first time. He had Journeyed 3,- 000 utiles to sec the wnmderful val- ley. ilefore him in solemn grandeur res,' the Cathedral }tock, the 'Three llrothers, and the Sentinel })orne. The Bridal Veil falls, dissolving in a feathery mist as the waters de- scended the tremendous precipice, lit up with vaned tints the sombre ma- jesty of the scene; while 1:1 Capitate mighty, overpowering, unapproach- able, seemed to frown sternly over nil. The traveller because conscious he was not alone. At his rade.• ap- pnrently lost in wonder, stood n stronger, looking at the ntarvellous sames ile addressed the stranger:— "Is not this stupendous'?" The stranger bowed his head. as if he felt the inability of words to de- scribe his emotions. "Do you think," pursued the tra- %slier, "that this terrific gorge was (-tweed by some Tit Lillie upheaval from below? Or is it the result of glacial action? What are your tri( %vs. if any. na to—" "31y views," blandly interposed the strancer, openiug 0 brig he cnr- rie•1 in his hand containing photo- graphs. "tire only one dollar fifty cents n dozen. and cheap nt twice the money. Permit we to show you a few samples." ---.4 — "Yes, (Tillie," she said, with a fond smile. "our engngetnnnt must he kept a secret." "Ilut why, dear?" he ask - eel. "Because, silly boy, 1f it were mode public, peopic would think 1 really intended to marry you." Shirt waists and dainty linen are made delightfully clean and fresh with Sun- light Soap. Ilkg ANI'I'OUA 1MPIRO\'F:i) FA ItM 1 a lands for (;ale, ail located In the fatuous Wawanesa district. Tho Souris Valley is the garden of Manitoba and the li•awaiu'.a District is the Garden of the Sours. Valley. These harms aro for sale at reasonable: prices and on good terms. all located near markets, schools and churches. Write for lists and fur- ther particulars to the Souris Valley Land Company, Wawanesa, Manitoba. r01t SALE—LAND, SUITABLE F014 fruit and dairy farming in the best climate in Canada, no irrigation. Apply to J. O. McCallum, salmon Age. 11. U. DEEP SOIL GRAIN AND GRASS farms for sale; near Yorkton, Assiniboia; on crop payments. James Armstrong, 4 Richmond street east, Toronto. WOULD PROVE A HINDRANCE TO FARM IMPROVEMENT. If the efforts of certr.in parties are successful, the farmers of Canada will have to face a very unjust and burdenscane tax. A movement is on foot to have fence wire, which has for a number of years been admitted into the country duty free. put on the dutiable 11At. The grades sought to be affected aro galvanized iron or steel wire No. 9, 12 and 13. Practically none of these are made in Canada, and since enormous quantities are used each year in re- placing the primitive rail structures and enclosing prairie farms, the in- jury that a duty would impose upon tho rural conununity could not bo readily estimated. Since the admission of wire duty free, Canadians have enjoyed the benefits of cheap fencing of a very desirable kind. This has not only vastly improved the appearance and value of hundreds of farm houses, but it has added immensely to the comforts of winter travelling over roads that were formerly very often impassible on account of snow block- ades. To put a check upon this sort of iniprovemeet by a tax that could work only injury to the rural population without benefit to any other class of the people would bo indeed u serious matter. Besides working an injury to the fanner, the fence -manufacturing industry would be demoralized. To increase the cost of wire, both fence produc- tion and consumption would ho re- duced. and farmers everywhere throughout Canada v'ould be hin- dered in making improvements upon their farms. Standing jokes aro common enough but whoever heard of a sitting one? What about the young loan who sat down on his sweetheart's new hat and warbled: "I'm sitting our the style, Mary?" '''here is no meiticine on the market that can comvaro with !tickle's Anti - Consumptive Syrup in expelling from the system( the irritating germs that colds engender in the air passages. It Is suicide to neglect your cold. Try the cheap experiment of ridding your- self of it by using pickle's Syrup, which 18 a simple remedy. easily taken and once used it will always bo prized as a sotereIgn medleine. Among fentnle Moors birthday cel- ebrations are unknown. A Moorish woman confiders it a point of honor to be absolutely ignorant of her age. Xinard'e Liniment Cures Diphthoria Indignant Subscriber—"I say, look here, you know, what do you mean by announcing the birth of my tenth child under the heading of 'Distress- ing Occurrence'?" Editor—"IM.nr. dear! I hadn't noticed it; that must be the foreman's doings; he's a mar- ried (nun himself." Prevent disorder.—At the first Flynn..l toms of internal disorder. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills should be resorted to immediately. Two or three of these salutary pellets. taken before going to bed, followed by doses of ono or two pills for two or three nights in succes- sloo. will serve as a preventive of at- tacks of dyspe Asia and all the thscotn- forts which f01110.,it ill the train of that fell disorder. The means are simple when the way Is known. "Yee" weld the young student, thoughtfully, "when I get interested 1n a subject 1 never slop until I have embraced it thoroughly." "That's nice," was the hesitnting reply. "Do—do you think I'm an in- teresting subject?" The publisher of the best Farmer's paper in the Maritime Provinces in %tilting to us states: "1 %tauld say that f do not know of n medallic that has stood the test of time like MINAItD'S I.iNI- Mi•:NT. it has been an unfailing re - wetly in our household ever since I can remember, and has outlived dozens of would-be rolapetitors sod imitations." "Your little boy neenl8 to have his father's nose, Mrs. Wibhleton." "Oh. no. 1t looks that trey because he fell yesterday and bumped it on an iron chow -chum car, poor little pet.'' Po het i)elny.—tl'Iren, through debili- tatcd digestive organs. poison finds its Deny into the blood the prime consider- ation Is to get the poison out as rapid- ly aril ns thoroughly as possible. Ire. lay may mean disaster. l'armelee's Vegetable Pills still he found a most aatunble end effective medicine 10 as - .nil the intruder with. 'They never jail They go at once to the sent of the trouble and work • permanent cure. *A7741Witt Afd 411-U-41 C 1/U/ le411/ ha al41' 44t46 ;11A,4‘41-4 .eiete, (lea, POULTRY We can handle your poultry filth ohm or droved to beat advantao. Also your butter. eget, ham, wad ether pasduaa 111411 DAWSON COMMISSION 00., 0 .. tMMtt Na.lest and eMt s a$ sew. TOltoettIL e Limited WARNING. TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN : We are the sole owners and licensees of all patents and rights on The World Famous TUBULAR CREAM SEPARATOR Its violation of our Canadian Patents, as imitating ereant separator called the "Uneeda" has in some localities been of- fered for sale and suits at law are now pending against the manufacturers thereof. Under the law a USER of these in- fringing machines is also liable for all darnage>i resulting to the patentee through his use thereof. We hereby inform you that in buying or using one of these so-called "UNEEDA" separa- tors you not only get a very inferior separator, incapable of giving you such results as youehould,J�lfve. but you buy a law suit with all its expensive attendance and with a practical cer- tainty of the early loss of the machine and a verdict of heavy damages against you. That you may be fully Informed on the subject before becoming involved write to The Sharples Separator Co., West Chester, Pa., U.S.A. IngUiries may also be made from our solicitors. Masten, Star & Spence, Toronto, Can. During a icsson on the anitnal kingdom the teacher asked if anyone could give an example of an animal of the order of edentata—that is, one which is without teeth. "I can, cried Tommy, his face beaming with the pleasure of assured knowledge. "Well, what is it?" said the teach- er. "Grandpa," ho shouted. Lever's Y-'. (Wise Head) Disinfect - Rut Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it is both soap and disinfectant. When the devil can't find any oth- er way to make trouble he has a girl marry a pian to reform him. kinard's Liniment Cares Colds, Sa When a girl keeps on buying more underclothes than she needs it is a sign she is going to be married. It Lays a Stilling Hand on Pain.— For paint; in the 'mete and limbs and for rheumatic pains. neuralgia and lum- bago, lir. Thomas' Edcctrlc Oil is without a peer. Well rubbed In, the skin absorbs it and it quickly end per- manently relieves the affected part. Its value Iles In Its tnagis property of re- movingpain from the body, and for that good quality it is prized. Amanda—"i)o you remember ten years ago when you confessed your love for ane, how cruelly I refused you? I'm older now, and I think dili.'rently." Algernon—"Wel l—or— ao do 1." Ter Ostr Aisle Veers YRa. Wn,., nw • SOOT ersn Start b•ll b..11tee t♦ mllllon. of motho, re to 15.1' catidrse while t..thiai. luno:beakerhlld, soft.ne the gum.. Rilar.,.io, earn wl.deolle.r.n,l.ttr.tMetomaca and bowel., .ndls q. M.lr.n,edr for DIsrrb,e► r.-otr-nr. ant.. bout. sold try druggist -a ttrou•bout t5. world. Be ear. .al •tato,"Pas W,saLO.'.$OorulweIlrint." LI -13 "Do you think Miss {Yen!thy cares for you at all'(" "{Pell, l think she's beginning to care n little." "What makes you think that?" "Why. the lost time i called she only ynwned twice. find two week', ago I counted five yawns in one evening." Piles To retire rO yell !Tse flit ('hi,Ns Ointment Un certain and el>volute rare for twit amt every form of itching ble.dingnnd i•rotruling plies, he manefacturer have Ruse, aired it. See! iv+ itnonlalain thedaih prcsssnd nek ) our ',cub. rant whatthe7,tbtek e' le. Yen ran use it and tet tour trainee back if not mired. Me a box, al 1ldealersorEDMassox.italEA& 1O.,Toronto Or. Chase's Ointment QUEEN TRIMS IIE R OWN HATS. Perhaps the most perfectly gowned royal lady in Europe is Queen Alex- andria. Iler Majesty Inherited the talent from her mother, the Into Queen of Denmark, anti her car1:, training taught her to understand whet Is becoming. Not only is Iler Majesty unerring in her good taste when choosing what is suitable, but she in also able to triol her own hats and bonnets, and often makes some subtle change in the headgear sent to her. This gives It an originally not seen in the work of the paid milliner. "How many years have you been (tenth'" said a gentleman to an Irish beggar Hifi 11. "l'i'e years lost St. John's Eve. pl•'nae your honor." nnswvroa the nt.•telicant. completely taken oil his guard by the question. ! [',RANO TRUNK RY:1EM For the Winter —GO TO— CALIFORNIA, MEXICO OR FLORIDA. The "Land of Sunshine, Fruit and Flowers."• Round trip tourist tickets on sale daily. Yount Clemens Sineral Baths" Situated on direct line of Grand Trunk. 8t. Catharines Mineral Springs Those who need a rest should spend a few days or weeks at this delightful resort. '}est of hotel ac- commodation. For tickets and fall Inforpnation call at any Grand Trunk Ticket Of- fice. A SEED Titoutn T. Amusements are to religion like breezes of air to the name—gentle ones wi11 fan It, but strong ones will put it out." iir)ord's liniment Cures Gard m CONS A man who knows enough to make his living is never thought as much of as the genius who can't. Der of the greatest blessings to par- ents is Mother (troves' Worm Extermin- ator. It effectually expels worms and gives h"n;th In a marvellous manner to the lit( ie one Only tt,oso who have hail experience C(111 tell the torture corns cause. Pala 'rah y , lr hoots on, pain with them off —i.nu, night and day; but relief Is sure to those who use Holloway's Corn Cure f' it Jishcr—"1 can't see anything is that manuscript of yours." Strug. gling Author—"I presume not; but, you know, seine of your readers rimy be more intelligent." Yinard's Liniment Cures Distemper A ('Iti'EI. INSINUATION. Mrs. i•:npcck-1 notice hero in the paper that n young girl confesse( that she has been in the burglar; business for a long time. 1•:npeck (recklessly)—So doubt eh( inherited the tendency from e. moth- er who was in the habit of snaking nightly journe3:t through her hes- t anti's pockets. 1 La grippe, pneumonia, and Inflc- enta often leave a nasty cough when they're gone. It is a dangerous thing to neglect. Cure it with Shiloh's Consumption TIN Lung Cure Toni The cure that is gnarantced by your' druggi't. IV -et: S. (' Wat.ta A C'�. Y7 "_`c !A;• SI LeRoy,N.Y..Totnnto.Cen. T )7 U '1:3f3VL NO. 6-O3