Exeter Times, 1908-01-30, Page 21'UUNQ
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A year Ago 1 was born—wha:'a 1 could
Lear the aouneing sea. I was born
ctwith a light hear!, it strong bill, swift
'wings and spry feet.
"1'.::t -sect! Peet -steel!" 1 say all day.
i am sop happy, and alt I know is one
kind of work and seven kinds of play.
Work is bicakfus ; tome call "fish-
ing." When I was two days old, and
only a tiny fluff of buff doer, 1 began
le work.
My niolh:r, Mrs. Sally Forth Sand-
piper, showed me !tow to lInd wee
water wigglers, and I've provided my
own food ever slnee.
All Our race like to week; I never
knew a single shirk.
I'.et-ween! No work, no eat! The
law of life, short, sweet, complete.
feel -weer!
All good sandpipers say Ibis over
litany timers a day, especially the last
lane, "Poet- vt-. L!" \\'.,rk Is very easy
when your bill is long and strong. Al-
though the day be breezy, I work and
sing my song—"Peet-ween''
But although i like work, 1 like "the
seven gnmcti, ' too. The first, "bob -
low,' I never had to (earn—neffeer
ttid mother, nor Brother Ip, nor Bro-
ther Kip. nor little Sister Wee Tee.
We all began to play bob -bow as
rSoon as w'o could walk, and before we
learned to.. ta!J . It's such fun when
rightly done! 111 tell you how. Just
run a cozen steps or .so, quickly, stop
suddenly, bob your head down and
flirt your tail up, ruin a few steps more
along the shore, and "teeter' again.
A thousand times a day t do it just
that way. 1 hop along, to gaily sway
in play amid Attu spray, and never stray
ilwny.
\Vhen we Lob -bow, my little Sister
Wee will cry, "See, oil, see Till Tee
tilt and ip tip and Kip ftp" and all
the lime she's saying it little Wee Tee
will teeter.
Our friends, the little waves, playing,
lap -lap on the beach, bob to us polite-
ly. A million years and more they've
lobbed upon the shore. If we didn't
low back with all our might, we'd be
extremely impolite.
But there arc six other games. The
second is "downsquat," or "quick sit.'
One day, near night, when I was two
(days), I team a frightful "mete -a -do,'
one suddenly a scnry, hairy giant (the
kind that roars "Bow -wow!') crashed
Ilnd dashed into sight—crushed the
crackling gress and rushed to left and
tight. Alas! l didn't know what had
nems to pn.<s! 1 tried to flutter and
Ily, or utter a cry; but out of the cor-
ner of ply eye I saw tnoU►er playing
lttrick cit.
Then 1 saw Ip quick sit, and Kip
quick sit, and little Wee Tee quick sit,
too, and 1 knew what to do.
\Ve were sate. The scary, hairy baw-
wow giant couldn't see us, and with
n great commotion, rushed away.
That quick sit is n good name. i've
.played it many times since. It has
Only one rule, very easy to remenCer.
\Vhen danger threatens, make your
'beat sit quick. The enemy will take
yon for a atone or stick.
lt's a very Tretly trick, but not the
only way to safety. Sometimes it s het -
let to play the game of "run, run, Di-
lle feet," or "lightly skirt the wave.'
Cr even 9-2-3—dive!"
When on a senweed raft I stand, and
britt away from Homo and lana, it
\makes Ole feel so very grand to know
II i should look on high, and see a
hanger in the sky, I'd only hove to lip
One slip from off tine deck my seewee1
(t3hip, and take a steady, long strong
dive• and after that come tip alive!
Peet -wee -1! It's great fun Ceing a
(sandpiper! You ought to try it.
There ere two more games. Number
Fit• is "kick tho slicks." I've played
this many limps in iho edgo of the
vette with my brother's.
At night we piny run, run, little feet
fa!ong the beach until we reach the
sedge edge; then 1 jump quick. and
give n stick a kick, ail Ip will pick
(another stick to kick, and Kip will keep
bls feet a -kicking against the thicket.
'Pick—lick—Uck—a-tick. Soon we
fake the rough way slick, and bring
to view n new. grand. graded evs'nue
for our little Sister Wee Tee—like a
(royal princess -10 pass through. Wo
like to do It for her, and she likes to
Cave us, too. .
We play this every night— with all
our might --in the olusky light.
The eoventh game Is—"going tame."
t 1olh^r always played thi; Lest when
encu e3 were near our nest. She d flut-
ter feebly. just nrwnd. always keeping
out of reach. A mon would think her
'atmos dead. and chase her away along
the teach.
So go the days—one work, and rev-
ert plays! Play-slaye soon go Ly and
one has to think of the serious side of
•Ihirtgs.
1 an old. quite old, now—a yens last
tnighl. Stothero and Ip nnrl Kip and
Wee Tee have gene somewlt. ro-1
alon't know where. Perhaps I shalt
rtever sco them again, but 1 am not
nc..ome.
1 have the white sane bench. and the
friendly 1' t+-teweig waves, the smell
el the salt sea-hrv'ze; the fishing is
PINK
PILLS
WILL CURE
RHEUMATISM
EVLItl' FORM OF DISEASE 1'1if:LDS
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it Is easy 10 make the statement that
a medicine will cure rheumatuln, but
the rheumatic &utterer must Have more
than mere stale stents—he must have
Loth reasons and .proof. Dr. Williams.
Pink Pills cure all forms ef rheumatism.
Here is the reason: Itheurnatisnl Ls a
disease of the blood. Every dao of
Dr. Williams' fink Pili actually make
new, reo'e, red blood. This new blood
drives out the poisonous acid, loosen]
the aching joints, rind rheumatism is
banished. Thousands have testified to
the truth of these slaten;ents, and hero
Is further fresh proof. Mr. Itaoel Mon-
tigny, of Sl. Jer•)me, Que., says: "For
ninny years I was a victim of rheuma-
tism anti was almost a cripple. My
work (made it necessary tor me to be
or, my feet a good bit of the day, but
my limbs became so swollen and the
t.nin :o agonizing that 1 was forced to
slop work. 1 tried remedy after rem-
edy. but nothing gave me relief and 1
began to think 1' would never gel. Let-
ter At last 1 was persuaded to try
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. In Less than
a month 1 noted a slight change in
my condition. I continued the Pills
for three months and at the end of this
time the swelling had disappeared;
every pain and ache had left mo and
I felt better in every way. 1 was
completely cured and once more able
to go about my work with ease. Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills are certainly
worthy of all the praise 1 can give
them."
Thousands write giving just as strong
proof of the value of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills—not only as a cure for
rheumatism, hut as a cure for nll the
ailments finding their root in had blood
such as anaemia, heart palepitation, in-
digestion, kidney trouble, headache and
backache, disordered nerves, etc. Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills are sold by medi-
cine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a
lox or six Coxes, for 32.50 from Tho
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
•A —
RED LIGHT AIDS GROWTH.
Remarkable
Powers.
Camille Flammarlon, the eminent sci-
entist, publishes this week the results
of the remarkable experiments that he
has been conducting for the past two
years to discover the effect of various
lights- on the growth of vegetation. Ile
teas a nuns er of plants which he sub-
jected to red, green, blue and white
Tight—tile condllloits otherwise being
similar—and the results were most as-
knishing.
M.• Fl0mmarion exhibited to friends
lettuce stock which was as hard as
cane. This had been grown under the
influence of red light. The leaves, how-
ever, of this stock had lost all their
quality and were inedible.
Under the effects of red light certain
vegetables, such as lettuce, grew fif-
teen times as fast as under blue light.
On the other hand, blue light has re-
markable preservative powers. An oak
tree planted two years ago has kept
It first leaves, which are now as fresh
and vigorous as . when. they first ap-
peared. In the sane way ripe frail
can be kept fresh under a blue screen
for twenty days without decay. The
strawberry plant cnn be retarded for a
similar period and then allowed to
fructify. The experiments are expected
to have a wide application to market
gardening.
The discussion has brought to light a
curious story from Lyons, where many
people are employed in the great cine-
matograph works. ll Is declared that
workers who Ore developing films un-
aer n ref light for a long lime become
nervous and Wheelie. One day the
women workers were so overwrought
that they allacked the men. and a
greet row wns only stopped when the
light was changed.
—4.
TOWAItnS THE POLE.
peel, very good, mid last night 1 saw
h sight. i was s) wonderful 1 want to
dell you about It.
The 1n on was full, the t:dc was hign;
Int the waters edge 1 did espy the dein-
! est lithe Indy, all alone, playing run.
bun. Mlle fort, avid the fonme But
lvhen 1 went lewart the spot, one tried
lc; sap "So sweet!' she shyly flew nwny.
But there upon the soft. wet sand
she'd written with her little feel, in
liaguai.e 1 eould un lcrstan.l, her name
and her address complete -"Miss
Sweet, Sea Street.'' I could easily lead
it.
-..elle it winner day. not far nwnv.
1'.i tall In see the thinly little lady-
bird with spe'c!c'es on her Irene?. Then
1 will say, "I wi it you'd play The. sew.
e rl games with rte. Let's he %Ir. and
Mrr. T,I Tee. amt--and—build a nest!"
- Youth's (smpanitn.
Blue Ilas
Preservative
THUNDEROUS MISSILE..
(Dy A. Banker.)
During tho past three or four de -1
cad the senewce of gunnery has niado
Querulous etrides, and the modern gun
as fur excels the old 3? -pounder ef Nel-
sen and Napier as that tune -honoree
ell weapon exceeded in fighting value
the catapult of the oil (Romans. The
olbolele 100 -tots gun, for instance, was
capable of throwing a great steel .pm
jet tie weigLing afoul a ten a distance
f live mitts, the curlridga teeing atout
the size of a suck of coals, and every
grain of powder ltbout the appearance
and size of the goals in a scuttle. And
when the monster was discharged it
was neeessary for those working ttie
gun to open their mouths wide, or the
drum of their ears might have been
damaged, and to hold their caps on
tightly or they would hove leen blown
off tis by a hurricane. Windows, lex),
of houses within, (perhaps, a cotyle of
miles of the fort, if not opened would
bo blown In.
But the mighty orde,an'o of the
Dreadn:)ug'lt is far more effective than
even thoso monsters, for they llitow
art enornsouo shell no less than fifteen
milts; oro of those guns therefore plant -
'tel on Epsom racecourse could throw
a shell into tho Bank of England; and,
according to a statement of the great-
est British authority on gunnery, 'f
Mont [Ilene were situate Mlwoen those
tw'p places the flight of the projectile
would be some hundreds of feet above
the Smninit of the mountain. The thun-
derous, deafening roar of niece Tonder -
ells misslos ns they hurtle in their
deadly mime is altogether indescrib-
able. It Ls as though a furious hurri-
cane were raging. a hoarse crashing
blast, angrily rending the air with a
discordant, grating s,lrillor, wlhiat, as
the distance increases. changes to a
snarling hiss; until with a dull thud
the projectile strikes lir water, raising
a fouuta:a of foam high in nir, fot'ow-
e.l half a anile Nether away by an -
ether fonming geyser, as the ricochet -
ling s{:ot again rebounds; sometimes
raising quite a long series of these
w•atertspotets rigtth away into the far
distance.
Ilut how utterly puny and Insigni-
ficant are theme achievements of nian
co►uparee with the work of the Omni-
potent Creator Who has started on their
course through the dread abyss of the
illimitable, untold myriads of mighty
globes, at a velocity infinitely exceed-
ing tent of any cannon ball. And yet
this Almighty Being m His wondrous
condescension and love has provided a
moans by which all who have in any
way transgressed agninst Hun, Instead
or receiving the condemnation clue to
justice. may, if they will, receive a free
end immediate pardon. For the atone-
ment made by the Scat of God upon
the cross is a full, perfect, and com-
plete satisfaction for the sins of all
vitro will lay them upon flim; for Ile
Coro the punishment due as their Sub-
stitute.
11ANI) AND ARM ENDANGERED
ire eight feet thick on the ocean, and
snow falling even in summer. Such is
the weather experienced in the Polar re-
gions. When the air is dry and still, it
is remarkable how low a temperature
can be borne with ease. One explorer
tells us that, with the thermometer nl. 1)
deg., it wns too wenn for skating. The
summer weather in this region is, more-
over, in some respects pleasant and
Manlike.Within the Arctic zone there
are wonderfully -colored sunrises and
sunsets to be seen. They are beth bril-
liant and impressive. But the nights --
the nights are monotonous and repelling.
A rigid world buried lit everlasting
snow, silent save for the cracking et the
Ice or the wail of the vine!. Travellers
it these regions experience many dis-
co -ink -ale. The keen nir crimes their skin
to burn end blister. while their lips
swell and crack. Thirst( again, line been
,',.cit complained of, prising from the
nctk)n of the low temperature on the
warm body.
MODERN MEDICINES.
No sane mother souk! wish herself
treated under the conailious of Medi-
cine or surgery of half a century ago.
\\'hy then should she give her 1i111e
one the old-fashioned medicines of half
a century ago, wh!c•h more likely than
ro,t contain pulverous opiates that can-
nel cure the child. but mcreiy drugs
it into temporary Insensibility. itll's
Own Tablets is n modern melte-Me pre-
pared with nit the care end skill of
modern medical science. And the me
Ther who gives this medicine 10 her
chile! has iLe grnrnntee of a Cs.'. rn-
ment analyst that it does not contain
eine pnrti.le elf opiate or poisonous
sexlth:ng sluff. This medicine cures ell
the ninor ailmenle of little once, awl
makes baby a lienllhy. laughing. happy
child. S,,kl by all runlicin,' dealers er
1.y ma 1 at 2'. cents a lox from The
nr. \\'ileum»' Moticine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
For
Churches
and Schools
Just ass Coaling is label for churches
sed schap.sfor r.s beauty, desalinise.
sco*o.y--lar its &•miry pref.c o. (so
wear to catch diff)—to. as a -proal qualities
PEDLAR. WI I MR
R
Above 2.000 .stem anises is eery .tyle of
good art to snatch in harmony with
interior schemes—adapted to say caw -schema or
arciireetu,sl motive. Allow us to seed you
ilisruated details sad quota priori. AtL e,. ws
Tho PEDLAR People utj
Oshawa Yoatreat Ottawa Toronto Loodoa Whistle(
D. H. Bastedo & Co
FUR MAI(UFACTURERC,
77 Klns St,, Watt - Toronto
All Ladies' and Men's Furs at Cost
Write for Catalog.
R..91LNiit rvICTREM
SHIP 13 Ya, The el BIIT RAW FIIO HOUSE in
Ctnada. We pay highest New York prices. We
pay aspens&. No 1osmlai,tnn.
rete OW MONTHLY OATAL001
Neglect a cut or a scratch and It may
turn 10 blood poisoning. Mr. Joseph
Lalibe'tie of 3.4 Ar tillerie Street, Quebec,
says: "I gut one of my lingers on a
rusty piece of tin and had no idem it
would become so serious, but In two
trays blood poison had set in and my
fingers became terribly discolored, and
my hand and arm swollen. I was
alarmed and began using one ointment
after another, but none relieved me. t
wns about to consult a doctor when a
friend advised me to try Zan -Bok. This
1 did. %nm -Bok began by drawing out
the inflammation and In one week the
wound was nicely healed. I feel ,so grate-
ful for my speedy cure that 1 unhesitat-
ingly give nay testimonial to the merits
of %anelick."
%am -Bok cures Cuts, Burns. Chapped
!(ands, Chitlings, Cold Sores, Itch, Chil-
blains, Eczema, Running Sores, Sore
'throat,- Bad CI►esll, Ringworm, Pile
(blind or bleeding), Bad Legs, Inflamed
Patches, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Scia-
tica, Abscesses and all diseased, In-
jured and Irritated conditions of the
Skin. Of all druggists and stores, 50c.,
er post paid upon receipt of price, from
%ant-ittlk (,o., 'Toronto. 50c. a box, t;
toxo; $2.50.
. ,1•
IN (.:ASI OF FIRE.
A Few Hints as to \%hat \ltty Ile Done
In An I:uu•ripacy.
The than who knows exactly what to
do in ousts of strenuous emergency is of
it.esliutable value to the community at
haste. A few hints, therefore, with re-
gard lo simple expedients which rimy
be resorted to in ease of lire should
prove of interest to our readers.
In the first pince—keep out nir. With-
out nir lire cermet bt.rn, and nine the
danger will be at least retarded 11 the
doors and windows of all rooms aro
s1ceslily closed and the flre•e:tgine Ins
inedintety sent for.
Should Ute clothes catch fire, throw
yourself upon the floor and mil over and
crier on the flames, dragging the Werth -
rug or some thick material with you if
possible.
Stroke is one of the most fornlideble
drngers, tund i hen houses are on lire
es many death: are caused by snffocatlon
as burning. \\ hest attempting to cross
n irxnn lineal with smoke, creep on the
hands and knees. keeping yew* lend 116
Cis se to the gr utit1 as possible. 'This is
effective t+eceuso smoke rises, and the
trust l:rcathable nir is therefore near the
floor.
A fairly efficient resplraler cnn be
quickly devised by drenching n hnndker-
ct.Ief with wetter and covering the moi.lh
nn•l nose with 11.
But prevention is hiller than cure. and
a small brnd-pturll) or chetnlcal extin-
guisher will nf,en be sulli' icnt la atop n
fir. when it is in its early stages.
Gra'eful 1'alienl-"Doctor. bow cnn f
0) or repny you for ymn' kintIn's to
me?' 11•)rtor--"Doesn't minter. o1.1
n.im. Cheque, money order. or crash!"
1lubhy--"I cont }tet the casters un-
tie:' the leeckcose In work at all. alt!
FYe o lnl Them twice.' Wile--"Ilut Jia
eel.; use castor-oil, deariel"
FEATHER DYEING
Oiesnl.g*ed Curllag fid LN 01esee &humid T►alr
out *seat by peek M per ea W beat place la
BRITISH AMERICAN DYEING Ca
DiEsD OF STARVATION.
Wandsworth, 1:nt)Iansl, Man Four Years
Out of Work.
Alfred Marlyn, aged sixty -flue, on
whom an inquest was held cat Wands-
worth, England, a few days ago, was
fcund to have died from starvation.
The widow said her husband had been
ctrl of work for four years, and had been
%cry ill. She supported him as best she
could, for he was too proud to go to. the
workhouse.
He was brotight home by a policeman,
who discovered hire lying on Wands-
worth Common, and said he had been
walking about all night. Some days
afterwards he was Luken to the Infirm-
ary. where he died.
''We have been living on a little bit
of bread and (ca," the poor woman de-
clared. -
"1 went out to work, but 1 could only
earn 2d. or 3d. 1 sold everything 1 had
;o keep him.
"Just before he wits removed to the
infirmary I put hint on the floor and
sold the bedstead as old iron for 53d.
to get him a cup of tea and a bit of
bread. Ile could eat a bit of bread as
lig as your baud.".
A nurse who removed the old man to
the infirmary said the was lying on the
llor in rags, and was unable to walk.
The only furniture in the house was a
table and a box.
There Ls Only Ono Eclectric 011. —
\Wlten an article, be it medicine or nny-
thing else, becomes popular, invitations
invariably spring up to derive advant-
ages from the original, which they
themselves could Hever win on their
own merits. Imitations of Dr. 'Thomas
Ecleclric Oil have been numerous, but
never successful. 'Those who know
the genuine are not put off with a sub-
stitute, but demand the real thing.
A MOTHER'S SONG.
Baby, listen whole 1 tel
"!hut 1 favi y+cu very woll—
Love your Uttte In s und eyes,
Love your language, wonder wise;
Love your httle smile of glee,
Love your laughing melody;
Love you for the joy ye,u bring
For our constant harboringi
"Pere," said a lady to n beggar, "Is a
glass of water—pure, cold dtlicknts wa-
ter What 2 \fou reilse it?" Ile shook
hi: head and sighed. "1 :utve to ma'am,"
)t said. "You see. i've got an iron con-
stitution, and water would rust it !"
The Greatest Tonic 1e " Ferrovim." It la
pleasant in taste and contains )11M the nnuri.h-
went and Atron'th-gi.ing qualities that are must•
ed by those w hu are sick and weakly.
Baby, Wen while 1 pray
Heave( to guard you night and day.
Angels watch you from aboeu
With tho lettersets of love;
11; awl evil conte not near
To o-ersh.'tiow thy young choc•r
Only 1:fo and joy be thine,
Gill of living levo divine!
Ilaby listen while I sing '
01 your life of golden spring,
Bringing to the barren eartit
Beauty of the L'nissorn's birth!
Baby, listen while 1 tell
That 1 love you very well—
Cheeks and chin, and nolo and eyes.
Anil your language, wonder wise!
MY AMBITION.
11 choice were urine of futile or workl'y
glory,
1f 1 might choose of all the world might
say
Of me, it would be this, a sad lieut.'s
tribute,
"Tito day is brighter for she passed
this way."
I ask no plaudits from lite hands of
111811)',
Nc cheering things to murk my Ohwar:t
way,
But just Biot some dear heart will fond-
ly whisper:
"Your pre_sencc here has made a bright-
er day."
If I can feel that I have scattered
brighLnees,
That I. perchance, have cheered a !ant-
i
f will not grieve that fame has never
beckoned
Since love has given me the tetter part.
i•—
ETIQUETTE OF CHINA TEA.
The etiquette pertaining to tea -drinking
In China is curious. If a lady asks you
so drink tea with her—and especially if
the tea Le sweetened—you can count
yc'urself as well received and much liked.
If she does not like you, the tea is bitter,
and report has it that in cases of this
sorl drainings are often used. Of course
it is needless to say that after one sip
of such tea the enliked visitor makes a
prompt exit ! \Vhen paying a call, if
the servant should bring in a cup of tea
there Is no need to take any particular
malice of it. Allow the servant to place
it where he likes near you, and continue
your conversation as though nothing Mid
happened. If your business is pleasant
and agreeable to the n►istress or the
master of the house, he or she will pass
the beverage to you; if not, you are ex-
pected to leave it t ntouchel, otherwise
you are likely lb Have a quarrel on hand,
and n Chinese quarrel—tither with a
mean or a woman—is unpleasant.
Some orators are unable to deliver the
gods because they lack proper terminal
facilities.
Biliousness Burdens Life.—The .bitons
loan Is never a companionable Ulan
because his ailment renders hint 1110 -
MAC and glconly. The mil -dant' is.
not so dangerous us it is dlsngrceable.
Yet no one need suffer from it who
can procure Parmelee's Vegetable Pills.
By regulating the liver and obviating
the effects of bile in the stomach they
restore men to cheerfulness and full
vigor of action.
Wise Is the man she know.; whet
not to say, and rennentters not to say
it
Jaat a Word r•f caution: Where the skin le
'kid to) ed by bnrn.+ nt spelt+ apply w'earer's
Lerale iwme.11:.torr : the sooner the setter.
PICTURE BOOKS OF POLICE.
Picture (books for the benefit of Irav•
eliers are kept in the Paris police stet -
hens. 11 frequently amore that for-
eigners lose things which they aro un-
nble 1r) describe 1eeituse of their un-
familiarity with the Fren^h language.
The picture !woks contain representa-
tions of various articles. and the in-
quirer has only In Itnrn the leaves and
.1•ointi out fie illnstraLi'tnw which re"
eemble the properly ht+ hes kat.
bel E NO. i ee.
• HIST AND RECUPERATION.
To provide a restful environment
without sanatorium restrictions, to en-
able tired humanity to recuperate na-
turally, to secure to the overage non
e r woman the n00ict( change from wor-
ry and care, and to eo these at mod-
erate cost, is the. ntiseeei of "The \Vel -
land," the home of "'lite St. Catharines
\Nell."
Apply the manager, S1. Catharines,
(,e tiny Agent of Grand Trunk Rail-
way Systenn.
CLSE DF BRONCHI&L CATARRH
PROMPTLY RELIEVED BV PERUiA.
Brorrhial
Catarrh
Unnesy
Stopped
Often
SpYeadg
To
The,
Lungs.
Causing
Catarrh
of
tangs.
EXAMPLE.
Father: "Remember, my son, that hon-
esty is the best policy."
Son: "\Vhy, father ! you &flus said you
wanted me to follow in your footsteps."
Time trice all things, and as Tickle's
Anti. onsumplive Syrup has stood the
test of years it now rnhks as n lean-
ing specific in the treatment of ell ail-
ments of the throat and lungs. It will
poles and subdue the most stubrorn
cough by relieving the in talion, and
vstoro the affected organs to healthy
'conditions. Use will show its value.
'Ivy it and Le convinced of its efficacy.
AL1'I:iIFD.
Tramp: "Mndnnl, 1 was not always
thus,"
Mudnm: "No. it was your other arm
you had in a sling yesterday."
No Reasonable flan expecte 11 euro A ne„lect-
ed cold In a day. But time amt Allen'. Lung
Inal•am will ore,cnmo the cold and et,se
off c,.neninpti"n. ('.ugh will cease and lungs be
es'louod as a new dollar.
WON 'till: 1'111%1:
At n party recently they were playing
O game shish consisted in everybody
in the room snaking n face, and the one
who rntide the wort face was awarded
•I prize. They all did their level best and
then n rerun went up to one of the women
and snid :
"Well. madam, i think you have von
Ill.' prize."
"oh," she said, "1 wasn't pinying."
1.:11'tiil.
,Vice: "Don't you think a cookery book
e. fascinating reading?"
(earn: "Yes, indeed. it contains so
many a;11rring incidents."
No nuts fears the woman he cnn
It:, tter,
Blaekable for
Wateli richness
and
pleasing
flavor. The big black
plug chewing tobacco.
2281
et
MR.J.C. MERVoUS PELLETIER
•
I. C. itervus i'clletier, Deli t de I'Agriculeure, Ottawa, Ont., writers:
"The I'eruna is particularly efficacious in the cure of catarrhal affections
of the bongs and bronchial Tubes, and it is in consequence the remedy most
appreciated herr in Ottawa. Six bottles cured me this winter of bronchitis.
1 ant completely restored and 1 oite (hanks to the Peruna. 1 have recom-
mended this remedy to a large number of my friends afflicted with the sante
trouble, and they have verified my hood opinion of this valuable remedy.'
CATARIII! of the bronchial tubes
often very quickly become catarrh
of the lungs. Catarrh of the lungs
makes the patient an easy victim to the
germs that cause tuberculosis. Sound
lungs protect themselves against ells.
case germs.
Peruna has acquired a lasting reputa-
tion in relieving catarrh of the throat,
bronchial tubes and lungs. This should
prevent the tubercular bacilli from gain-
ing any foothold in the lungs, and saves
the patient from tl.e inevitable result.
Mr. Wickliffe R. Smith, Editor of The
Potlatch Herald. formerly Principal of
the Schools at Cameron, Idaho, writes:
"For some erne"! sulfered with ca-
tarrh of tho throat and bronchial lutes.
1 tried many remedies, but could find
nothing that would give the relief.
"Finally 1 tried Peruna. Three bottles
cured me, made me sound and well. i
believe it will do as much for other-~
as it did for me. 1 shall be glad to
recommend it to those suffering with
catarrh."
SEATS WERE SAFE.
"It would please ine mightily, Miss
Stout," said Mr. Mugley, "to have you
go to the theatre with me this evening."
"!lave you secured the seals?" asked
Alists Vera Stout.
"0111 come now," he protested, "you-
're not so heavy as all that."
Useful at All Tunes.—in winter or in
summer Parmelee's Vegetable Pills will
cope with and overcome any irregu-
larities of the digestive organs which
change of diet, change of residence, or
variation of lernpt rature natty bring
,nbcut. They should Le always kept at
hand, and once (heir beneficial action
becomes known, no one win be with-
out then!. There is nothing nauseating
in their structure, and the most deli-
cate can use them confidently.
THE CUBE.
"Doc," said the man who was trying
1'p get a free prescription, "s t'in'e the
test thing for a cold 7"
"Coinpe:ent medical adv ice u y
friend."
The Effects Produced by Witrh Hazel when.
combined with Menthol a' are )forma in "'lite Ii h 1."
ryeciac tor rhunumattnm 1.3.1 neurolSia. it being •
1IUD- 1)t\l;.
Norah : "An' plovers do your mis•
thrr.ss be goin' to -night 2"
Bridget : "Shure, she didn't inform
me, but Iran tete looks iv her Oi teko it
She be goin' to wan iv trim comm' out
wanes."
/Jollier Graves' Wonn Exterminator
1; plcnsant to take; stare and effectual
i'1 destroying worms. \luny have tried
:t with best results.
\Ingiatrale : "You gave !hie young
wt n,nn such n hit on the face That she
can 1 see out of her eyes. What have
you to say for yourself ?" Accused :
"Well, she often told me she tient wont
to see me any more."
ITCH, Mange. f- 'rnir!e Scratches awl
every form of contngi• its Itch in human
re animals cared in 30 minutes by \Vat-
f;rd's Sunftnry Lotion. It never fails.
Send Ly all druggists.
\I. n seldom fly for their lives when
they curet o wer..an who is ch'c'ssel to
kill.
\Vhy go lumping and whining about
your corns when n 25 cent butte of
Ilellownys torn Cure will remove
Mon? Give it a trial and you will not
regret it.
AIIXED.
The professor in one of our universities
wits noted for being very absent minded.
It was his custom Io pith Uie roll each
morning before the lecture. One mnrn-
ing atter calling n Warne to whirl' there
gas no response, he !comet up, and,
peering over his spectacles. nskcd sharp -
Every Woman
151 tereaud and should %now
about the woodertui
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ay.
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other. but sena elan Not
bo
illustrated ok—sealed. It a1V
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"I wish you'd tell me what ails Ihic
%,etch," said the caller, pasiug it over
the showcase.
Ttie jeweller look the timepiece and
koked at ft.
"Where did you get it?" he asked.
"At 1111 auction ~lore."
"Thet'e. nil That nils it," salt the jew•
elier, handing it Luck.
\ttffkin': "1 he happiest hours of my
lite were when 1 %%n9 going Io school.'
Iliffkins: "I cannot tell n lie, old nem.
The happiest hours of my life were when
I was playing truant fmm sehapl r"
Shiloh 5itt tthher,`eatll
ip
Cure
I)' "Who is the nl�scnt boy in ilir Cures
vnenul shnir 1 see t dare nM T'
A men who dots not mind a joke at
his owns expense sine he went into n
clenitl'a recently awl asked wire
morphine. The
objerf(,1 1-,
giving it without n prtseet•Ililion. "no, I
look like n man who would kilt h'mself?."
rte customer Asked. "1 don't keno'. l'rr
sure," sold the nssisimll: "hut it 1
looked like you, I selould be templed."
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and Colds
QUICKLY
ergo alsmr--eatel
--try it on a guar-
antee of you•
r.wney back if it
dectin't actually
CURE eel( ker
than anything you
ever trial 5aeic to
take,— unthing in
it to hurt even a
baby 31 years of
ru;tcss ccn,nien'1
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