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A House of Mystery
OR, THE GIRL IN BLUE
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CHAPTER XX.
"Now," I said, turning to Gedge,
"perhaps you will show rte over this
new domain of mine. They seem to
bo pretty comfortable quarters, at
. any rate."
1 Ile looked at me strangely.
"You surely don't moan, sir, that
you wish me to show you over your
own house 1" he sail with incredu-
lity.
"Of course I do," I answered.
"I've never been over it. yet, and I
think I may as well embrace the op-
portunity uow."
"But ha._n't you better go to your
room and rest? It will surely do you
good. I'll ring for Rayner, the va-
11vt." He spoke as though solicitous
of my welfare.
"I want no valets, neither do I re-
quire rest," I answered impati-
ently.
"1 mean to fathom this mystery."
"But pardon me," he said defer-
entially, "there is no mystery, as far
as I can see. You accidentally
struck your head against the statue
while passing through the drawing -
room, and were rendered unconsci-
ous. The blow has, according to the
doctor, unpaired your mental capa-
city a little. In a few days you'll be
all right again. Poor Mrs. Heaton!
—she's awfully upset."
"I will not have her called Mrs.
Heaton!" I cried in indignation.
"Understand that! I have no wife
—and a hag like that I certainly
would never marry."
He raised his eyebrows with a
gesture cif regret, sighed, but haz-
arded no remark.
ik "Come," I said, "show me over
▪ the place. It will be a most inter-
esting visit, I'ut sure." And I
laughed. reflecting upon my extra-
ordinary position, ono absolutely
unparalleled in man's history.
"But before . doing so will you
not sign one or two cheques?" he
urged, glancing at his watch. "The
postman will call for the letters in
half an hour. and they must be de-
spatched to -clay.,,
"What cheques V'
"There are six," he answered,
taking out a large cheque-book
and opening it. "I've already
fengiaide thein it if you will kindly
"IwRign them."
T glanced' t them. All six were
for large amounts, each consider-
ably over n thousand pounds.
"They relate to business transac-
tions, all of which aro exceeding-
ly good bargains," he explained.
"Well," I said, laughing again,
"I've never before signed cheques
for such big amounts as these. But
here goes, if you wish. Whether
they'll be honored is quite another
thing."
And I took up a pen and append-
ed v signature to each, while he
e� my flared one by one in envelopes
ready directed to receive them.
"Now," he said at last, "if you
really wish me to take you round
1'li do so, but the whole thing
seems so droll and absurd that 1
hope, sir, you'll excuse sly doubts
as to your insanity."
"Well, why do you think I'm in-
sane?" I asked, looking straight
al trim. "110 1 look like a mad-
man 1"
"Net at all. With your head
swathed in those bandages, you
look like a man who's received a
PI tions injury."
"Of course, that confounded old
charlatan Britten put forward the
suggestion that I'in not in my
right mind !" I said. "But 1 tell
you quite calmly, and without fear
.,f cnntracfiction—indeed, 1 could
swear upon oath—that never in my
life have 1 entered this place or
set eyes upon you or upon that
enintcd old girl before to -day.
Now, if you were in my place, sure-
ly you would resent being called
husband by a woman whole you
don't know from Adam ; you
wouldn't relish being condemned
as a lunatic by nn idiotic old coun-
try quack. and being imposed upon
til round by persons in whom you
Lave not ;she slightest interest."
Itis fecal .'laxed into it snide.
"if i nilly be permitted to ad-
vise you," he; said, "f think it heat
not to discuss the matter further
at present. A solution moat pre-
sent itself before long. Meanwhile
)our intellect will be rendered the
clearer by response."
"I've already told you that i
don't intend to, rest until i've ex-
tricated myself from this absurdly
false position." I said determined -
Iv. "I feel absolutely certain that
)t've been mistaken for sonic one of
the same name."
lie shrugged his shoulders. He
has evidently a shrewd fellow, this
n,an who said he was my secretary
and was apparently a very confi-
dential eertttnt
"i'd lik,, to know what to reply
t , Maason's cable," lie said.
"Veil really ought to take some
t
of good fortune. His discovery
means fabulous wealth for you as
holder of the concession."
"My dear sir," I said, "for
mercy's sake don't bother me
about this fellow and his confound-
ed pans. Reply just as you like.
You sem to know all about it. 1
don't—nor 1 don't want to know."
"But in a case like this I do not
care to act on my own discretion
alone," he protested. "They are
evidently awaiting a reply in Daw-
son City."
"Let them wait," I said. "I
don't want to bother my head over
matters in • which I can have no
possible concern. This alleged
matrimonial alliance of mine is of
far more importance to mo than
all the gold in the Klondy'ke."
"Well, the lady is your wife, so
why worry further about it 1" he
said.
"And how do you know, pray l"
"Because I was present at the
ceremony."
I looked at him for a moment,
unable to utter further words.
"I suppose you'll tell mo next
that you were my secretary in my
Lachelor days ?" I said at last.
"Certainly I was."
"And you say that you were ac-
tually present at the church, and
saw me married 1" I cried, abso-
lutely incredulous.
"1 was. You were married at
St. Andrew's, Wells Street. It
was a smart wedding, too, for Mrs.
Fordyce was very well known in
society, and had a largo circle of
friends."
"Fordyce 1"
"Yes, that
name before
you."
"Then
gasped.
He nodded in the affirmative.
I groaned. The affair grew more
puzzling now that he declared him-
self an actual witness of my matri-
monial misfortune.
But how could such a tiring have
taken place without my know-
ledge? It was impossible. The
mystery, like the strange incidents
which had preceded this remark-
able situation in w'hiea I found my-
self, grew more and more inexpli-
cable each hour.
We went forth together, passing
from room to room through the
great country mansion. The place
was handsome, of rather modern
t) pe, furnished glaringly in the
manner which bespoke the par-
venu. It possessed no mellow,
time -worn appearance, as did the
dear old Manor House beside the
Severn. The furniture and hang-
ings were too apparently of the
Tottenham Court Road type. and
the art displayed was that of the
art -furnisher given carte blanche
to. furnish with the newest and
stoat fashionable fancies in the
matter of wall -papers, dadoa, cor-
nices, and art -pottery. There
were art -carpets and art -curtains,
art -cupboards and art -chairs, art -
china and art -chintzes. Art was
everywhere in painful enamel and
iinposisble greens. There were pic-
tures, too, but different, indeed, to
the long row of noble faces with
their ruffles and doublets and their
arms painted on shields in the cor-
ners that looked down so solemnly
in the great hall at Heaton. The
pictures in that modern tnansion
were of the queue -de -sidle French
school. detibs by the miscalled im-
pressionists, and some rather too
d hie to be decent.
That n large amount of money
lead been expended upon the place
1 could not doubt. but the effect
v as that of dazzling the gaze by
color, and nowhere seemed there a
good, comfortable. old-fashioned
rifting -room. All the apartments
were arranged to please the eye,
and not for personal comfort. The
house was just the kind that a man
suddenly successful in the city
might set up in the vain endeavor
to develop into a country gentle-
man ; for to become such is the
ideal of every silk -hatted business
man, whether he trades in stocks
or stockings.
"That I should be compelled to
show you over your own house is,
t;, say the least, very amusing,"
said (ledge. as we were passing up
the grand staircase. "If people
uere told of this they wouldn't. be-
lieve it possible."
"1 myself don't. believe what you
tell nie is possible," I remarked.
"But who gave orders for this fur-
niture 1"
"You dict."
"And who chase ft—approved of
the designs. and all that sort of
thing 1"
"lou certainly did." he answer-
ed "Some of the ideas were. of
course. Mrs. Heaton's."
"I thought so. 1 don't believe
myself capable of such barbaric
taste as these awful blues and
r c • ice of such a marvellous stroke ! gi erns in the little sitting -room."
she
I echoed, puzzled.
was Mrs. Heaton':;
her marriage with
was a widiw 1" I
"The morning -room, you mean."
"1 suppose so. The whole place
is like a furniture show -room --this
style complete, thirty-five guineas
and so on. You know the sort of
thing I mean."
He smiled in
fiords.
"]'our friends all admire the
place," he remarked.
"What friends T'
"Sir Charles Stiummel, Mr. Lar-
coutbe, Lady Fraser, and people of
that class."
"1 never heard of them in all my
life. Who arc they?" I -inquired,
interested.
"Friends of yours. They visit
here often enough. You surely
ought to know thein. Lady Fraser
is your wife's dearest friend.,,
"Fraser 1" I said reflectively.
"The only Fraser 1 know is a bak-
er in Clare Market, who supplies
my old servant, Mrs. Parker, with
bread." Then, after a pause, I
added, "And you say that these
people are friends of [nine'? Have
I many friends .1"
"Lots. A rich man hes always
plenty of good-humored acquaint-
ances."
"They like to conte clown he: e
for a breath of country air, I sup-
pose, eh l" 1 laughed.
"That's about it," he answered.
'A good many of them are not very
sincere in their friendship, I fear.
The roan who has stoney, lives well,
keeps a good table, and has choice
wines in his cellar need never be
at a loss for genial companions."
"You seem to be a bit of a philo-
sopher, my friend," I remarked.
He smiled knowingly.
"I haven't' acted as your secre-
tary without learning a few of the
crooked ways of the world."
"What?" I exclaimed. "Don't I
always act honestly, then 1" This
was something entirely new.
"Nobody can be honest in fi-
nance."
"Well," I said, resenting his
imputation, "I wasn't aware that
1 had ever swindled a person of
sixpence in my life."
"Sixpences in such suets as they
deal in at Winchester House don't
count. It's the thousands."
We passed a couple of gaping
maid -servants in long -stringed
caps, who stood aside, looking at
me in wonder. No doubt the news
that a demented ratan was in the
house had reached the servants'
hall. I was, in fact, on show to
the domestics.
"Then you mean to imply that
these financial dealings of mune —
of which, by the way, I have no
knowledge whatsoever—are not al-
ways quite strnightl" I said, as
we walked together down a long
carpeted corridor.
He looked at me in hesitation.
"It's, of course, business," he
answered—"sharp business. I
don't mean to imply that the deal-
ings at Winchester House are any
more unfair than those of any
other financier in the City ; but
sometimes, you know, there's just
n flavor of smartness about them
that !night be misconstrued by a
clever counsel in a Criminal
court."
"Whatl" 1 cried, halting and
glaring at hint. "Now, be frank
with me, (ledge. Tell me plainly,
have I ever swindled anybody 1"
"Certainly not," he said, laugh-
ing. "Why, it's this very smart-
ness that has made you what you
are to -day — a millionaire. If you
bad not been very wide awake and
shrewd you'd have been ruined long
ago."
"Then, I suppose, I'm well
known in the city, ch ?"
"Your name's as well known as
Bennett's clock, and your credit
;•lands as high as any one's be-
tween Ludgate Hill and Fenchurch
Street."
"Extraordinary !" 1 said. "What
s ou tell me sounds like some re-
markable fairy tale."
"The balance at your banker's is
sufficient proof that what i say it
truth," he remarked. "There may
lie a good many fairy tales in cer-
tain prospectuses, but there ccr
tainly is none in your financial
soundness."
(To bo Continued.
au►usement at no
TIIE £50 CHEQUE
"Well?" neked 1'. •:.use, as the door
closed behind the el( ik.
Shuter remained) standing. ills terror
was tent great for him to pretend lie was
a! ease. Ile was dawn where a man
doesn't care any k,nger, and tie looked
It. itu1 in his eyes. bright with the tear
of anxiety which was ending Item up.
there came a little hope es they rested
en the big. confident mart behind the
tattle. Rortase and he had been gond
friends these three years. The shock
wh ch hnd bl)iMhed torn ceiedn't have af-
fected liorlase very seriously. 13e,rlase
would Fee him through. But he must
know.
"Well?'" tior!ase asked again, and Shut-
er plunged in.
"(ltd man." he said, "This Deep Mine
t.tisin" d has bit me herd."
"I've dropped thirty-seven thousand
pv.unds myself,' said Borlase. "Won't
you sit dcwn?"
"No," said Shuler. Ile swayed a little
and easighl the edge of the table.
"Better sit down," said ilorinse; end
Shuter ehe)ed the suggoetion. Ile got
a Fort "f comfort in being IOW in do even
so small a matter as that. for his mind
was prtralysel with trouble. like the
mind of a baht in a cage that can only
tiering aimlessly from side to side, too
much frightened, too couch ravaged to
understand the futility of what it is do-
ing. "A cigar?" said Berlase. "Now,
wade ahead."
"Twenty thousand pounds would pull
:ue thr..ugh," suid Shuter, watching the
other's face over the flame of the match.
110 read nothing there.
"Old man," be suid, as he threw the
match into the fender and took the yet
unlit cigar from between his teeth, "it's
this way. If can't get twenty thousand
pounds I'm finished."
"You should be worth more than that."
"1 tun. But I'm sixty Thousand pounds
dcwn. 1 can only meet forty thousand
ixunds of that if 1 sell.my last slick.
What ata I to do?•'
Borlase whistled a little French air
through his teeth, and sat regarding
Shuter for halt a minute.
"What security can you give me?" he
asked at length.
Shutter laughed out loud.
"Security'!" he suid.
"Yes, security," said Morisse.
"My mother's income's in it," said
Shuter. "My niece's marriage settlement.
M) lodge's funds are in it. Securityl
You're my last straw."
Borlase preserved silence.
"T'r'aps you think nie mad," Shuter
went on. "T'r'aps 1 am. 1 ought to be,
I know. It's hard enough for me to Dome
to you like this. But 1 think your my
friend, and—and you put inc on the
Deep Mine."
Ile colored slowly under Boriase's eye.
"Of course, I know you've dropped a
lot yourself, old man," he said, in exten-
uation of his offence. "But I'd have sold
cut In time. 1f i hadn't had confidence In
the thing. 1 didn't think you could go
wrong. You know how it. carne down.
The bottom simply fell out. Ons day it
was shaky and the next it was scrap."
Borlase puffed his cigar.
"It's not ruin 1 funk," continued Shut -
01; "but this means gaol. And the boy's
just gone to Trinity." His voice broke.
The big gran lay back In his chair,
staring at Shuter, smoking slowly, drum-
ming en the atl.• w th his finger -nails.
'II ere was not fit'ter sound in the room.
The hope died out of Shuter's eyes.
"For God's sake, Borlase—"
"Let me tell you a story," said 13orlase,
and Shuler had to listen.
"About ten years ago," Borlase said,
"1 was, as you may or may not know,
it the very bottom, right in the ooze.
It doesn't matter how 1 got there are
more than It !natters how 1 got
again • But there I was. My entire
wardrobe, Shuler, consisted of the dark
green—once black—jacket, tete cotton
shirt, the tweed trousers, the boots, and
the hat in which 1 stood up. You may
have seen a hat just like that, and 1 re-
member that my back hair used to work
through the place where the brim and
the crown had parted company. Did you
ever see the flesh of your knee through
a hole In your bags? I thought not. I
did. 1 saw it every time I looked down-
wards, and it made inc ashamed, as if
I'd been stark naked on the scree. My
Jacket was of a rather expensive alpaca.
II may have been made originally for
tete summer wear of a business man.
If you, have ever worn such a garment,
you will recognize that at its best it is
ill -filled for keeping out the wind. Mine
was well ventilated, too.
"1 was sitting, thus clad, about two
o'clock of a !rah winter morning on one
of the benches by the railings of the
Green Park. it was my purpose, with
the kind permission of Ilio police, to
snatch a few hours' refreshing sleep. The
wind was strong from the north-east, but
I'm not the man to complain of a little
fresh air, and there had been no rain for
oter an hour. In spite of all these mer-
cies 1 was In a thoroughly naughty tem-
per, and, if you will credit it, as 1 sat
en that damp bench I was ready to curse
and swear with vexation. There are
some people, Shuter, who are never sat-
isfied.
"A man came out of one of the clubs
opposite me and crossed over to where
I was sitting. Ile walked past me quick-
ly and glanced for a moment In niy dir-
ection. Then he stopped and came back
to my side and stood looking at me. He
wore a soft homburg hat and a good ser-
viceable overcoat. Ills hands were thrust
dmp In his pockets and he hada int cigar
t etween his teeth. 1 have had severe!
of those very cigars since. They are the
best in his club, and ho never r,ntokes
any other. 1 didn't know that al the
time; but I met him, Shuter. later on at
a City Banquet, and he froze on to inc.
and, as 1 recognized him. I accepted hiP
invitation to dinner next evening. And
we became great pals. Ile didn't remem-
t er me, though. No, by Jove, he didn't
remember !net
"Ile stood. es 1 say, looking down at
me as if 1 were some new Least, rind I
stared up at hint defiantly, for, although
I'd been in tite gutter some time then, I
tsdn't got used to the Insolence of the
rich. Ile look the weed out of his mouth,
and AOM. in a silky voice:
"'My friend, you seers to be down on
your luck.'
"I thought tie might give me some men-
., if I was civil to Will, so i said 1 was.
1 even called Wm 'sir.'
"'You don't kok as it you'd much of
a balance at (:Dolt's: he remarked.
el meld have struck him to the ground.
I:ut 1 said 'No, I have not.' Shuler, when
the hunger fiend has you in his grip
yeti ll take a good deal trots a man who
smokes cigars that entell like that one
did.
'You haven't been making out many
cLeques lately?' says he, with n simper.
I began to wonder what on earth he was
driving al, with his Coults's and his
cheques.
"'Y' -u haven't got such a thing as that
fifty -pound cheque on you, 1 euppuser
h' asked. and then It suddenly flashed
upon me what he wanted."
"Let me gtor' said Shuter suddenly.
(i.,rlase held up his hand.
"You've got to hear my story through,"
he snit.
And 'hater snnk back in his rhnir and
Weird halret at him for the rest of the
tale.
"You remember, Shuler, just nbnut That
time one of the mngazines had devised
n rather clever scheme of advertising. 11
!tent tett a lot of sten with ten.p and
benknotee and mentioned the fact. Any.
one who hit tin one e•i These je,hnnies
end nskcd him. 'Have you got that ten-
i.eurttt note?' get it given him to exchange
fiir his signed receipt. Then (hc mega -
tine ruble -hid the lucky nian's name
end address. Lemke] went n little mad
over it, and everyone was asking every -
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It Will Tone Up Your Liver and Stomach.
Sold by all grocers
body else if they had got that ten -pound
note, and was saying what a clever
dodge it was. \Vell,'as you know, when
ono of these magazine publishers goes
at good a one as that, his rivals simply
have to go one better; so in a very few
days this daily was giving away gold
watches, and that monthly was promot-
ing its circulation by the gratuitous offer
of diamond -rings, and at last here was
a weekly plunging heavily with tifty-
pcund cheques. I had heard of the
things, of coulee. Dowry in the mud we
had talked the matter over, and some
had tried desperately for the prizes; but
they all seemed to be won by people who
lived in Brixton and Hampstead and
had plenty of money already.
"This last paper, though, had been very
tricky, putting its cheques In the custody
of all sorts of unlikely -looking people—
women dressed up like old bodies up for
the Oaks, or down -at -heel -looking fellows
like myself. This chap in the Homburg
bat, 1 thought, was trying me. By Heav-
en, he had conte to the wrong shop!
"I could have killed him for his mis-
take, but I thought he might give me six-
pence if 1 could keep him talking a min-
ute or two, so 1 eimply said, with a grin,
'!lave you got it yourself?'
"He laughed merrily, and dived Into
his breast -pocket.
"'Yes,' says he, 'b have. Would you
like it?'
"I nearly fainted where I sat. Fifty
pounds—he was going to give he fifty
pcunds. Do you understand, Shuter? Ile
was going to give neo new clothes and
food, and a hot bath and a clean shirt
and tobacco, and a chance to make some
money again. I had made my first pile
on a smaller beginning.
"I said, 'You're jesting.'
"'Not a bit; says he, fishing out an en-
velope. 'Ilere it ie.' And he pulled it out.
'I've been trying to plant it all day, but
nc one's asked me for it. Thought ltd
be more handy to you than to most, eh?'
"1 was very nearly crying with happi-
ness. 1 tried to master my voice to
thank hirn, but he cut me short.
"'No thanks, no thanks, my man' Sign
this receipt and put down your address,
it you've got one.'
' 1 took the piece of paper he held out
to me. it was a typewritten receipt for
fifty pounds. acknowledging that it had
been gained under the conditions men -
heeled ejn 'Watherapoon's Weekly.' !le
gave me n pocket -pen, and 1 signed my
name, writing on the top of the bench.
Then 1 said, Do you want my address
in full?'
"Ile said he did, so i wrote 'London
under my name. Ile read it, and laughed
again.
'I.ike a club guest's address, eh?
Here's the boodle.'
"It was an ordcrrheque for fitly pounds
en the Oxford Street branch of the Great
Northern Batik. signed William Welber -
spoon, and at the top was typewritten.
'Account of the Fifty -pound Cheque Com-
petition.' 11 was dated two days pre-
viously. 11e tilled in my name on it, and
then he said:
"'Present it to -morrow morning after
len They won't have notice of your
name tilt then. Goodnight!'
"'1 beg your pardon,' 1 cried, 'but could
you advniice me a couple of shillings. 1
crust confess 1 could eat something. and
! could do wtih a bed to -night.
"'No; be said, '1'11 see you hanged) fire!!
Haven't you got your cheque. Ilere's
fcurpence for you, though. By Jove, your
lace just now was worth ill'
"Ile dealt out four pennies into my
palm. 1 longed to throw them in his
teeth, but 1 had stronger longings than
Ibat. 1 thanked him instead.
"'Good -night,' he said again; 'sleep
well r
'Then he walked nwny quickly, and 1
,r,uld hear him laughing to himself as
he went west along Piccndiily.
"I weighed in my mind the respective
advantages of food and shelter. 1 could-
n't have both. After careful considera-
tion I decided that, as 1 had gene with-
out anything to eat for only twenty-four
hours. I would stand it for another nine.
But 1 hnd to get out of the wind. 1 was
always a luxurious dog, Shuter, and love
1' sleep warns and soil.
" 11 don't twitter touch where 1 spent
the night. 1l wee somewhere In the
neighborhood of King's Cross Station,
and my bed was as good es my circum-
stances permitted. \\ hat with the trains
and other !hinge 1 didn't sleep very
much; 1 simply lay warm. end told my -
set; what 1 was going to co with that
money. First of all I devised a little
menu for the breakfast to which 1 would
sit down obeut ten -fifteen n.m.. in a ut-
ile Swiss restaurant not five rntniites'
walk from the bank. There was an • me -
tette in it and some hot coffee and
French bread and good butler. 1 knew
just the kind of cigar 1 simould buy in
the tohnceti.n►st't opposite the bank, and
I knew just how 1 should lean back in
that little restaurant and *melte 11.
et en Anticipated the trouble I should have
ae first with the little fat man, who kept
the place, about going in at all, and 1
smiled to, myself as 1 saw his back bend
double when 1 should pull "jilt a fist full
e f gold to show him. '\-hen 1 thought of
the best place to go and get a decent suit
ef reach -me -deans and sone fresh linen
and a weatherproof hat and boots. and
I reckoned That when I had got all 1
wanted 1 should !ewe about forty-five
pounds b. start life ?win.
"1 Flayed in the do'•slveise RP tong as
1 could 01141 then went right off to (Weed
Street and mewled up and down the
streets nenr the bank till it should be
siting nie enough for a bed. I told my-
self that I should have spoiled my appe-
tite with stodgy bread al a coffee -stall
the night before. But that omelette be-
gan to seem prodigiously attractive.
"Ten o'clock came round somehow, and
1 went ink, the bank with a bursting
heart. Among other sensations 1 was
ashamed of that cut in the knee of my
bieechets. The cashier looked at me
doubtfully, as you can imagine, and fold
mo to clear out. !he'd nothing for me,
he said.
"Shuter, I was so happy that 1 jested
with him.
"'Ort, yes, you have,' says 1, 'you've
got (Illy pounds.'
"1 tock out the cheque and endorsed
it with a hand which trembled most ridi-
culously. Then I threw it across the
counter to the cashier. 'That's all right,
1 think,' I said; and I winked at the fel-
low out of pure good nature.
"He picked it tip and glanced at it.,
'What's all this?' he asked,
"'Why,' I said, 'it's the fifty -pound!
cheque oompetition. Ilaven't they sent
in my name yet?' My heart sank a little,
for 1 thought my breakfast was going to
be put oft for a few minutes.
'Whet's your game?' asked the cash-
ier 'We've no one of that name on our
books and no account of that name
either.'
' 'Oh, nonsense!' 1 cried. The fifty -
pound cheque competition In "Wather-
spoon's Weekly," you know. Don't try;
any of your tricks on with Inc.'
"'You'd better cornu in and see the
manager,' he said.
"'All right; said 1, quite pleased. 'He'll'
know all about it.' It seemed to are rea-,
sonable that n cheque like this shouldn't!
he cashed without some safeguards.
"He led the way into the room of the,
manager, who looked up in some sur-
prise at seeing a seedy tramp like mo
Doming in.
"'Dear me, Pullet; he cried, 'what's
this, what's this?'
"This person's got some story nixed
n fifty -pound cheque competition, sir,'
replied the cashier. 'i don't know what
he's talking n1out. Ile seems perfectly
henest. He'd have Lolled it it had been
a plant.'
• 'What's your tale?' said the manager.
"1 told him the whole story, and the
cashier showed hint the cheque.
"'Very sorry,' said the manager, 'but
you've been had. It's a hoax; do you
ur.derslnnd? \Vatherspoon doesn't bank
herr, and we've no account of any sort.
What a shabby Irick, though, to play on
n Moor devil like you,"That's what the
hank manager thought of it. You can
Imagine how I io ,kcd at it; es he finished
I turned turtle—fainted bang off across
the table.
'They put some brandy down my
throat, and 1 came round. end then they
were. 1 must say. very kind. The man-
ager said he lead never heard of a crueller
thing. The cashier snict that the man
was a ruffian. The conmmiss:onaire, who
had been cnllcd. Paid he was Moved. 1
was idled), kneekel out, and 1 remem-
bered I'd le 1 tees there, and 1 got up
lo clear.
"Then the ntanag,r dived into his po^_k-
et and forked nut len shillings. 'Look
here,' says lie. 'i believe your story, and
I'm thundering sorry for you. Pullet,
fiend me my hat.'
Ile put the ten shillings into it and
handed it to the cashier. `!'oke that
round the bank. Pullet,' he said, 'and tell
ern about this poor chap. I've no doubt
they'll add rornething to it:
"Pullet put. In n shilling and went
round among the other clerks. eemne of
them told hits to ewe to the deuce, but
others forked out like men, and between
therm they tnade up the tnm►nager's ten
shillings to seventeen shillings arid four -
pence. There was a young chap paying
.11 some cash at the counter. end he asked
what the hat was going round far. The
other cashier told him, and he said he'd.
mode n good thing out of the National,
end he'd contribute! And lie did; n whole
sctereignl So that 1 got my breakfast,
niter all. you ace."
Borlase took n fresh cigar. for the first
had gone out during the tale.
"And 1 kept the -Ii ;ine," he said. "M
remind me of their kindness, and of other
things."
Then he opened a drnwer in the tnb'o
end tank oft an cnv"top,•. From It he
drew a crumpled cheque. lie leaned over
and spread it out carefully in front of
Shuler.
"Do you recognize it?" he asked.
Shuter muttered an inaudible reply as
Ito reached blindly for his hat.
"Slop a minute," said liorinse. "I -vel
somettiing else to show you." Ile tuck
not n scw>nd envelope and Inld it, un-
nl:ened on the table. "Look ?nide," he
said.
Shuler unfastened It rnechanically. and
found in It n second cheque. It was
made out to his under for forty thou`nnd
iwunds, and was signed "John Defense,"
"'No." said Shuter. as he dropped it
en the table. "You cha'n't gel any nitro
hen out of ate. Net Ihnt way."
"It's n1I right." snld itorinse. "Tick It
up. I'm not plogiarlsing."
"Do you swear--" began :Shuler, as
he grabbed at the thing."
"i'nu're a cad and it lend, Shu,tor,"
snld Bet "but your l%y:e a nice boy."
Then he rang the bell. and said to the
c'erk who answered 11:
"Sts w Mr Shuter out."—London Ans-
w•ers.
!lkel marrirsl !men growl just
ft, •tt frrg'lhnq b ew.
"Thet tent n t Pry good Acture of
to
keep
the
lime to get my me ney. 1 believe i act- baby, is It Lydia?" "No, air; but he tsn %
welly blessed that cheque loan for only a very good may"