The Wingham Times, 1914-11-05, Page 3tsrlr-
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PAPERING ON BOARDS. MUNICIPAL, EXTRAVAGANCE,
This can be done very satisfactorily
if common eheesecleth - the cheapest
grade -is first tecised On the boards to
be papered. Use email tacks With
good sized heads. The strips need not
be sewed together. but edges should be
taelsed so they will meet well. The
muslin should be stretched very tightly,
and care should be taken to have the
meeting edges come in middle of the
board; the cracks between the boards
must be covered. After the cloth is
tacked on the boards, paper just as you
would a ceiling. Many contend that
you should paste the cloth, a strip at a
time just before you put on the pasted
paper. If well done, it will be smooth
and no cracks in the paper.
Unless the paper on walls is extra
good, or new cannot be had, it hardly
pays for the housewife to try to clean
it, as it is hard work and very unsatis-
factory. A good paper, well put on,
should last for several years; a cheap
paper well cared for will last for two or
three seasons, and will freshen up the
room wonderfully. A room that has
been whitewashed must be gone over
with hot vinegar, using a brush or
cloth. Then, after letting well dry, it
should be gone over with a sizing, made
of glue, before putting on the paper.
Co-operative societies are very num-
erous in Europe,
The Times to new subscrib-
till Dec. 31st, 1915, for $1.00
(Stratford Beacon)
Collier's quotes Governor Glyn of
New iork State As saying in a recent
speech:
"New York State is engaged in
building 12,000 miles of roads which we
wear out forty years before they are
paid for."
And makes this comment: "The at-
titude which lies behind this utterance
is rare among public men. The person
who looks at public finance in this way
has sound ideas aboet the administra-
tion of the commnnity's business. We
want good roads, but we want them
financed right. Many towns and cities
throughout the country have been piling
up bonded debts which must sorely tax
the resources of coming generations
Some of these municipal debts, it is
safe to say, considering the shifting
population and other economic develop
ments, probably never will be paid.
Governor Glyn is one of the few State
executives to realize the social menace
in this situation."
These strictures have a local appli-
cation. Are there not too many mort-
gages on the future being drawn in
Ontario - particularly in municipal im-
prevements? The enormous municiral
debts that have been contracted in
recent years by the easy facilities for
borrowing over long terms of years
have undoubtedly lesi, to extravagance.
The tightening of the money market
may have the effect of curtailing this
evil, but it will not unless a healthy
local feeling is developed in support of
economy.
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Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTO RIA
The Mow Oue,
"Wolaci you," he said after they
had been sitting in the dark for a
long time, "be angry with me if I
were to kiss you?"
1.11ae was silent for a moment.
Then in tones the meaning of which
was not to be mistaken she replied;
"What do you suppose I turned
down the light an hour and a half
ago?" •
And yet he wondered, poor fool,
how other young men who had start-
ed far in the rear were able to pass
him in race of life.
SOUND BUSINESS MAXIMS.
Use Your Ability and Take No Stook
In the Law of Chance.
Most men who have amounted to
anything started with nothing but
ability and determination, a combina-
tion which recognizes no man made
limitations.
Any kind of work Is better than idle-
ness, which is directly responsible for
most of the unhappiness in this world.
Idleness is a dangerous thing. It
may grow into a habit that might stick
to you after you get back in harness,
and the man who loafs on his job is
only fooling himself.
Eternal, intelligent effort is the price
of commercial growth, and where there
Is no progression there is bound to be
retrogression. /liminess is something
like aeroplaning-to stop is to drop,
and to drop is generally to bust.
If I had an enemy and wanted to get
even 'with him I could wish him noth-
ing worse than to land in a soft job
and get the loafing habit. It 'would
only be a question of time before he or
the job petered out, and the longer he
held on the worst off he'd be in the
end, for there is a law of compensa-
tion which somehow or other makes us
work in old age for the time we waste
In youth or suffer if we can't make
good.
Pin your faith to this law of com-
pensation, but don't take any stock in
the law of chance; there's no such
thing. Waiting for something to turn
up in the belief that thing's are bound
to come your way eventually is throw-
ing dice with fate. Many a good dog
never got a decent bone until his teeth
were gone. -Maurice Switzer in Les-
lie's.
GOLF WITH ANY OLD CLUB.
He Was a Shy Man, TO°, but Surprised
the Clever Amateur.
He was standing looking idly round
him when I came forward to the
starting tee at BInclthill golf course.
a little dapper man, whom any one
would have guessell could not play for
nuts. Perhaps that latter idea is what
caused me to ask if he meant to play
a round. I should love to give some-
body a proper whacking.
"I would like a round," he said, al-
most shyly, "but 1 have no clubs."
This was not a chance to be missed.
I would let him use mine. How pleas-
ed he was in his simple way. Any
old club would do for every shot.
"Well, well," I crooned to myself; "if
the man is out for a thorough drub-
bing I nu: the last to deny him It."
Ile took a dirty ball from his pocket,
made an easy sort of swipe at it, an
I Imre Dever seen a ball so eager to
get to the hole as that one was. Ms
method of attnek seemed to consist of
one or two iron shots and a putt. I
will vouch for it that he deliberately
allowed me to win n bole or two. I
have never felt so completely humiliat-
ed in all my life, yet he was quiet, in-
offensive and almost shy.
"You are a brilliant golfer," I gush-
ed as we made for the nineteenth hole.
"Oh, ay, I ha'e to bel" be said quiet-
ly. "It's my work, ye see; it's my
work!"
Why don't those professionals try to
look more like real golfers? -Glasgow
News.
THE WEAK SPOT
IN THE BACK.
When the kidneys get ill the back
gives out.
But the back is not to blame.
The ache comes from the kidneys,
which lie under the small of the back.
Therefore, dull pain in the back, or
sharp, quick twinges, are warnings of
sick kidneys -warnings of kidney trouble.
Plasters and liniments will not cure
a bad back, for they cannot reach the
kidneys which cause it.
Doan's Kidrtey Pills reach the kidneys
themselves. They are a special kidney
and bladder medicine. They heal the
diseased surface of kidneys and bladder,
and help them to act freely and naturaHy.
Mrs. Chester Romain, Port Coulonge,
Que., writes: "I had been troubled with
sore back for over leer years, and could
get nothing to do me any good until
I heard of your Doan's Kidney Pills.
I got three boxes, and took them and
now 1 tun completely cured."
Doan's Kidney Pills are 50c a box,
3 boxes for $1.25, at all dealers oe mailed
direct on receipt of price by The T. Mil-
burn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
When ordering direct specify "Doan's."
OR. A. W. CHASE'S
CATARRH POWDER
is sant direct to the diseased parts by the
Improved Blower. Beals the ulcers,
clears the air Itassages, stops drp.
pings in the throat and permanent.
ly cures Catarrh and Hay Fever.
25e. a boxlI•lower free. Accept no
substitutes. All dealers or tantalise%
Metes A 00,,. Limited" Toronto.
OWES'IlEll LIFE TO
•"FRUIT-A-TNES"
Cured Both Stomach Trouble
and Headaches
P.n.r,m14asTox, ONT.; Jung zoth. sm.
“I really believe that I owe my life -
to "Itruit.a-tives", 1ver since child-
hood, I have been under the care of
physicians and. have been paying
doctor's bills. I was so. sick and worn
out that people on the street often
asked me if I thought .I could get
along without help. The same old
Stomach Trouble and distressing
Headaches nearly drove me wild.
Sometime ago, I got a box of "-Fruit-
a-tives" ana1 the first box did tne good.
My husband was delighted and. advi-
sed a contiuuation of their use,
Today, I am feeling fine, and a
physician meeting me on the street,
noticed my improved appearance and
asked the reason. I replied, "I am
taking Pruit-a-tives". He said, "Well,
if Preit-a-tives are making you look so
well, go ahead and take thetn. They
are doing more for you than I can".
Mns. H. S. WILLIAMS.
epreit-a-tives" are sold by "'all
dealets atsoc. a box. 6 for $2,so, trial
size 25C. or sent postpaid on receipt of
price by Fruit -a -lives Limited, Ottawa.
The steam shovel is being replaced by
the electric shovel in New York city,
where it is desirable to excavate with-
out dirt and noise
It is estimated that 28,000,000 persons
attend the 4,000 moving picture theatres
of Engrand each week.
There is tnore Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases'
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
Per a great many years doctors pro-
nounced it a local disease and prescrib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Scierce has
proven catarrh to be a consthutional
disease and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by IP. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, is the onlyconstitutional
cure on the market. It is taken in-
ternally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly on
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WORLD'S POULTRY CON-
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The poultry industry is rapidly
perfecting its organizations and
assuming tbe prepOrtiOns of One
of our greatest international in-
dustries. The chi' for the first
world's poultry cougress, to be
held at The Hague lo 1916, has
been received with ahnest unan-
imously enthusiastic approval,
The location of this conference
Is not so much out of the way as
might appear to those who are
unfamiliar with the Dutch poul-
try Industry. Of late years great
ivrovernents have been made
In that country, and some prob-
lems of worldwide interest are
being worked out, In some re-
spects the keeping a few% is
very highly developed there, and
Holland comes near being the
geographical center of the Euro-
pean poultry industry. All sides
of the business will be treated at
the congress -breeding, produc-
tion, hygiene, research and cons-
merce in Poultry products. -
The recent growth of interest
In European bred fowls due to
the winnings of English hens in
American laying contests has im-
pressed American poultrymen
with the fact that we have some-
thing to learn from England,
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continental Europe and even far
Australim-Country Gentleman.
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CONCRETE ON THE FARM.
Used For Barns, Silos, Henhouses,
Bridges and Cellars.
Not long ago the farmer hardly knew
what concrete was. Now he builds
barns, silos, henhouses, bridges and
cellars of it.
Where some years ago the farmer
used a pile of old boards, a saw and a
hammer to build his ben coop, his gate
post and his water trough, he usually
now takes part of a bag of cement,
mixes It with sand and gravel and
:adapts concrete to his purposes.
Today he has many appliances about
the farm that are neat, that are sani-
tary and that last forever. This change
started with silos and fence posts, and
there is no end to the uses to which
the handy man about the house can
put the versatile machine. Out on a
farm in Illinois. where an acetyllne
the blood and mucous surfaces of th
systern. They offer one hundred dol -
generator supplies gaslight to the farm-
lars far any case it fails to cure. Se' d house. one man built a sort of cyclone
for circulars and testimonials. cellar for the plant Owing to the
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO , tiang,er of explosions, the ordinary caul
Toledo, Ohio tious citizen no longer cares to put a 1
Sold by Druggists. 75e. gas plant in the basement of his resi-
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipa- -
tion. dence, but if this generator should ex-
plode it probably would not even shat-
ter the walls of the little 'concrete
house that contains it.
ECCENTRIC CHESTERTON.
* Doesn't Mind How He Drams, and
Hie Wife is Hie Guardian.
There is one English author at least
who admits quite frankly that be Is
Practically dependent on his wife, and
that Is big 0, K. Chestertou. Like
most gettiuses-tind G. K. C. Is gener•
ully -admitted to be one -Chesterton in
too WWII absorbed in the details of
Ws creative work to bother couch sv1th
mere business and serial ones, and
bow many of his commIssious winJel
he executed and how wetly of Ws OP'
pointinents kept If it were not for
SIN. 0. goodness only !mows. She
:tete as his "business conscience" and
goes with him on almost every jour-
ney.
It Is on record, however, that Once
when Chesterton bad a journey to
make visitors arrived, and Mrs. Ches-
terton, being called Upon to play the
part of hostess, was unable to accom-
pany her husband, However, she
started him oft with the words, "Now,
Gilbert, you know where you are to
lecture and what your subject is," and
Chesterton went to the railway sta-
tion. A,rriving there, he banged down
a sovereign at the'booking office and
said, "A ticket."
"Where for?" asked the astonished
elerk.
"Free Trade hall," replied Chester-
ton.
"Oh. Glasgow, then!" said the clerk,
and Gilbert, assenting, received a tick-
et for that station.
Stepping Into the street at Glasgow,
he was hailed by a friend: "Hullo,
Chesterton! What are you doing
aere?"
"Oh, I'm lecturing at the Free Trade
ming
"Oh, no; you're not," said the friend.
"Oh, yes; I am," protested Chester-
ton. "I booked the engagement seine
mouths ago."
"Rut you cannot be," maintained the
friend, "for the place is being reno-
vated and the painters are in."
it slowly dawned upon Chesterton
that he was at the wrong place, and
he, further to justify his claim to
greatness, sent a telegram to his wife:
"Am here. Where ought 1 to be?"
Even Airs. Chesterton, however, ap-
parently cannot always compass the
feat of having her rotund husband eos-
turned according to Hoyle. I remem-
ber quite vividly a soiree which I
once attended at the Chestertons' Oat
in Overstrand Mousier's, Battersea,
and even more vividly how G. a. C.
was dressed. Part of Ids costume con-
sisted of trousers and waistcoat of a
brown mixture and a dark red tie,
and with these be wore -it Is almost
incredibleyet trne-a dinner vont:
Ile was in great form that evening
and kept us all well edified :Ind en-
tertained. I don't suppose he had the
faintest idea what he had en! -Hay•
den Church in Philadelphia Ledger.
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THE HOME CANNEiR.
The home canner is 0 very in,
4. portant help •ou tee ta(n), be. at
X cause it saves the NVOsie 111 per- ;1',
Ishable fruits and tot:set:titles .?
t With the canner the fruits and T
.4 vegetables that the nnirket
not use may be saved to use a.
t. inter on the ogee ned to sett •.a,
`a.,• when the market is prepn red fur
these food produets. Every form
should have a emitter. The home a
canner is 0 menus of savinit, stir •.ts:
1.; plus fruits and vegetables. It
x offers n way Leep et; rin
foods during the wintee or atI
;I: the farmer. Culverts are now being
X times when frutte and t egetables
X are out of season Alost
i made in sections so that, after the ex -
4 ?! cavation is made and a solid concrete
every
,t I•ern: has a surplus of fruits and 3
-4, foundation put in the sides and the
. arch can be added later.
The silo, the first appliance to adapt
itself to concrete, has grown enormous-
ly in size. One of the biggest of them
Is sixty-two feet high and has walls
that are eight inches thick. It will
hold enough ensilage to fatten five car-
loads of beef cattle. It only took a
month to built it and its total cost was
It Has Been Destroying Wheat In Wed.; but $000. This is the latest type of
ern Kansas -Preventive Measures. silo, built tall, and with a small diam•
The mysterious worm which 110 eter, because in this way the room is
been reported to be destroying -wheat used more economically. * * * The
In western Kansas is none other than smaller the diameter the less waste
the common clayback cutworm, az.. there is in proportion.
cording to George A. Dean, professer
of entomology in the Kansas State
Agricultural college.
When the first report of damage, During the Hot Summer Season Horses
Was received an entomologist was sent Should Have Plenty to Drink.
Into the infested region. Infestation I In these hot summer days men nev-
was found to be confined practically, er think of going to their work without
to 'wheat fields containing much voluns taking a -plenty of drinking water. And
teer wheat and to grass lands and al. they liave very little to fear from heat
Falfa fl Ids Unless weather conditions so long as they perspire freely and by
I are unfavorable for growing crops, the drinking often keep up perspiration.
worms will probably, says the enter , But while providing for their own
mologista, cause no great loss of tha , comfort and necessity. very few ever
wheat crops give a thirught to the fact that their
horses when working in the hot sun
1 Preventive measures are best for
controlling cutworms. If the wheat perspire as copiously, and even more
fields are plowed during the SUrdnaet so, than the driver and need water
and the volunteer wheat is kept down fully as much. It is but very little
, until after seeding there Is very little trouble to have a barrel or a tank on
danger. Cutivorms often migrate from ' a log boat or sled, and when going to
field to field, in which case a good dust the field take it along with a pail in it,
barrier shotild be constructed in svhich and two or three times in a half day
the woress may be destroyed. Where give each horse a drink. In fact, the
the worms are migrating or are con- horse should have a drink as often as
' centrated In a small area, they can the driver. He will appreciate It fully
probably be killed by using the poison as much. This is but very little trou-
: bran mash employed against grass- ble, as the water can be drawn along
hoppers. This should be sown in the the headland, and whet stepping to
evening along the edge of the field rest the collars should be raised frosts
litat the worms are entering. the shoulders and the horse given a
eip of water. When this is done when
the team is put into the stable at 11001s
they are ready to be grain fed, and
the trouble of taking out to water aft-
er Standing to cool off Is obviated.
raornit?iS for their CHM BEN WAILS indicate to the driver When they want
soovens emu:. sormiras the ouvra a drink. A merciful man is merciful
selutely harmless Be sure and ask for He certainly ought to be
ALLAYS all PAIN; guests WIND 001,10, tusdhl
Is the best remedy for DIABABCCA. itis ah.: t° beast.
kind. Twenty•tive cents a bottle. ,....kinktdatto.....o.n.e of lite most faithful friends.
eumi Btockman end rarmer„
Winalow'S Soothing Syrup,o and take nO"orkrers,
Fresh water is supplied to the chick-
ens on another farm svith the aid or al
concrete pool. It is long and wide and
so shallow that ducks and geese do not
try to swim in it. A pump at one side
supplies it with fresh water. This
same flock of' fortunate chickens has a
solid concrete house of two rooms; one
1'00113 has is concrete floor and perches
for the convenience of its occupants,
and the other room has a floor of earth,
where the chickens can scratch about
in the winter time. The roosting room,
with the concrete floor, can be flushed
out and kept perfectly sanitary, the
water running from it to a waste out-
let at one side.
When it comes to drainage on the
farm concrete steps in and helps out
4. vegetables at certain seasons
when the market is not prepared
to take the products fast enough •
to keep thetn from going to
waste.
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THE DEADLY CUTWORM.
WATER HORSES OFTEN.
• HEST AND HEALTH TO NIUTHER AND CHILD.
tins. WINS3.0W'S SoOTITING SIfIstil. his beet*
SiAed for ver =TY VRAns lvtir,t,totsts of Tlie team very quickly will learn to
TBETIIIN0 with PARPBCT SUCCASS. It '
The Provencal Tongue.
Mistral, the trrent Proveneal poet.
Ins been likened to llohert Burns tor
work he did Hut Borns' task WaS
•Itila's play conu,aroil with Mistral's.
l'he Scottish nom round ills language
!oily grown and connuetely alive: Mis-
ted lind to (genet his means of ex•
eression. Provencal mul lost every
steemblanee to a literary tongue. and
Ihe new poet•vatriot had to tnold it
tfresh, to recreate and to build up on
the ruins left by the vineyard and the
farm. "Our Proven, -al," said Alistral,
•was 0 country lass. ragged and wild."
She Is now 0 wonderfully beautiful
-101) (ole, but It Is doubtful whether all
the genius or Mistral van keep her
•Ilire. The educational reformer in
Prance dues not like sueh irregular
heanty.-Chicazo News.
It bas been figured that a day's eon-.
tinued frost or snow in Englund results
in the idleness ef 1,e10,000 workmen.
It is estimated that more than 20),01)
pounds ef shoe polish is concumed
annually in Turkey.
Many
it men is under the ing resiksa
.that be is wise merely because as has
no children to asis him questions
The "oak of peace," at Jens, Praesia,
which wan planted in 1816 in coal is mor.
ation of the downfall of Nap gvon, was
by a strange coincidence struek by light-
ning and burnt to the grosed utmost at
the moment of the reception at Eel -
gr tde of the Austrian declaration of
war. •
An Embarra.,sing Moment,
Thom. nre unitn.alts when a man
would sooner be /MS W p..re 11111!) W here
heT last,
Take the et1S0 or the youtez man who
was talking ‘vIth au heiress who can
write cheeks with tive figures.
"Which do yon consider the most
conducive to happiness, Mr. Giggles -
worth, money or beauty?" she asked.
What eould he say?
The heiress is 21.; plain as the maw
pertnits heiresses to he.
If the yonng man said "beauty" the
la(al.
d)sywould be offended. If lie eald
m
"oney" she might consider It e pro-
pThen be rallied.
"Flaying neither." he said. "I'd rath.
ernort. bo quoted." - Cleveland Plain
neale
He Saw the Joke.
A hearty laugh had gone almost
around over tlie story of the fisherman
who, to locate the piece on the bike
where he had good Melt, cut a nick in
the side of his boat. "Almost around,"
for the Englishman sat solemn and si-
lent. About five minutes later, how-
ever, he awoke with a roar of laughter,
and when asked the trouble, replied:
"Well, wouldn't It be a corking good
joke if that fisherman got a different
boat the next time he went out!"
• Deep Breathing.
"Learn to sit or stand erect and
breathe deeply," says a health expert.
"Remember that your blood cannot be
properly washed with half a lungful 011
air eny more than you can take a prop-
er bath in a few pints of water." Ev-
erybody must know what a joy there is
In the deep breathing of the pure air
of the morning. The lungs respond to
stimulus much as the body react.4
from a dash of cold water. -Columbus
Dist etch.
Driven to It.
"Can, you mate me a bureau with a
secret drawer?"
"Yep. Place to hide a will, els?"
"No; I just want to have a place
where I can keep a few clothes. My
wife's things occupy all the visible
space."
Pleasant.
Child Visitor -Mrs. Jones, please can
I go upstairs in your room and look
In your closet? Hostess -Why, Wil-
lie, what do you want in my closet?
Child Visitor -I want to see the skele-
ton pa says you've got there.-Balta
more American.
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