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Peculiarity of Snow,
The water which will allay our
burning thirst augments it when con-
gealed, into now, Bo that it is stated
by explorers of the Arctic region
that the natives "prefer enduring the
utmost eetretaity of thirst rather than
Attempt to relieye it by eating mew,"
Yet if the snow be melted it becorael
drinkable water. Nevertheless, al-
though if melted before entering tbe
mouth it azetuages thirst like other
"viator, when raelted in the mouth 11
has the opposite effect. To render
this paradox more Striking we have
only to remember that ice, which
melts more lowlin the mouth, is
very efficient iii allaying thirst.
The Diving Bell.
The celebrated philosopher Aris-
totle iapeaks of a diviog bell which
Was Pat Over the Lead of the diver,
but there is no proof of the use of
the bell in ancieet times. John Taee-
nier, who lived in the early part of
the sixteenth cntury, makes the earl -
lest mention of the practical use of
the diving bell in Europe. In all prob..
ability the first real practical use a
the diving bell was in the attempt at
rescuing the treasuree Of the Spanish
armada off the Englisb coast, 15 9 0
and on.
Fashion.
There exists a strict relation be-
tween class of power and the exclu-
sive and polished circles. The last
are always filled or filling from the
first. Fashion, though in a strange
way, represents all manly virtue. It
Is virtue gone to seed, a kind of
posthumous honor, a hall of the past.
Great men are not commonly in its
halls. They are absent in the fields;
they are working, not triunaphing.
Fashton la made up of their children.
-Emerson,
I41. word of Gratitude
"In justice to humanity I want to tell
, you that 1 was a great sufferer from
:teeing piles, and have found Dr. Chaies's
'
Ointment the best treatment obtain-
able, writes Mr. Fred Hinz, Brodhag-
- en, Ont. "It gives instant relief wail 1
can recline -lend it to tiny sufferer from
this dre ;Thal ;Ili )esee,"
John Locke,
John Locke, whose "Essay on the
Human Understanding" was the Ora
wort *that attracted attention in Eng-
land to metapbyeical speculation, was
born at Wrington, England, Aug. 29,
1632, and died at Oates, England, Oct
28, 1704. The chief purpose of the es-
say was to find the original source and
cope of human knowledge. The con-
clusions be arrived at in this study
were that there iseao such thing as "in-
, nate idea; that the buman mind is as
a sheet of white paper prepared to be
written upon; that the knowledge
thereon *written is supplled by metes
ence and that seneation and. reflection
are the two sources of all our ideas."
He made the first siketen when he wait
thirty-eight years of age, and finished
It seventeen years later. The book twee
bitterly attaelted.
The Island of Juan Fernandez, im-
mortalized by Robinson Crusoe, is to
have a wireless station,
New York teamsters demand a 66 -
hoer working week, with the wage
scale 315 a week for driving one-horse
truck, 317 for two -horse, $19 for three -
horse and 321 for four -horse trucks.
A Frenchman has succeeded in ex-
tracting a fibre useful in textiles and
cordage from the e ater hyacinth of
Indo-China.
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CASTOR/A
THE RURAL PROBLEM IN HURON
COUNTY,
The following excellent article from
Farm 4nd DairY. Published at Peter-
boro, for July 23rd, will be read with
interest by our readers: -
Huron county has started in earnest
to grapple with it$ rural problem.
This problem has been long anith us.
We have known in a general way for
many years that the rural population
a old Ontario is decreasing, The Do-
minion census of 19i1. gave us definite
information that confirmed our worst
fears. Thecensus statistics showed
that the rural districts of Ontario bad
lot over 100,000 souls in the previous
10 years Farming populations in the
other eastern provinces fared little bet-
ter. Those who had remained more op-
timistic were astounded to find that the
rurai population of Ontario was less than
it had been 40 years previously; and
Huron county suffered worse than most
districts of Eastern Canada.
Even the census, however, did not
give us full information on the rural
problem, It dealt only with move-
ments of population. How has this de-
crease affected the rural school and the
rural church and Sunday School? Be-
fore we can deal effectively with the
rural problem we must understand all
of its ramifications. It Was to get this
definite information that the Huron
County Rural Survey was made, the
first of the kind ever conducted in Can-
ada.
Behind every new movement there is
a leader. In the case of the Huron sur-
vey it was the Rev. S. G. Sharp, Pres-
byterian minister of Exeter, who evolv-
ed the idea and saw it carried to com-
pletion. A couple of years ago Mr.
Sharp attended a summer course at
Auburn, N.Y., where the probletns of
the rural church were discussed by Dr.
Warren IC Wilson. Dr. Wilaon had
conducted seveval surveys in various
parts of the United States and the in-
formatioe that he had obtained thereby
impressed Mr. Sharp as being distinct-
ly valuable. 'Why not have a rural
survey in my own country?" he asked
himself.
One year ago last May the subject
was introduced at the Presbyterian
Church Conference, Mr. Sharp induc-
ed that body to discuss rural sociology.
He then suggested a rural survey,
which was ultimately conducted under
the joint auspices of the Presbyterian
and Methodistle Churches of Canada
through their Joint Boards of Social
Service and Evangelista. An organiza-
tion for conducting the survey was
formed at Clinton last December with
Mr, Sharp as Secretary -Treasurer.
This was not a quick, car -window sur-
vey. Mr. Sharp, assited by Dr. Riddle
and the ministers of the county, went
all through the county districts enquir-
ing into conditions everywhere, and get-
ting together statistics which were fin-
ally worked into eh intelligible forth by
Dr. Myers, an expert of sociological
problems and connected with the Joint
Boards of Social Service and Evangel-
ise), Having gotten their facts to-
gether, three meetings were called
throughout the county, at Exeter,Olin-
ton and Auburn, for a discussion of the
information brought to light and a con-
sideration of proposals for soltition. At
these meetinga Dr. Myers presented the
results of the survey itself. Rev. Mr.
Sharp discussed the relation of the
church to rural community. W. G. Medd,
Winchelsea, from the subject, "Hur-
on from Within," spoke of co-operation.
The rural school situation was discussed
by Professor S. B. McCready. Sunday
Schools were considered by Mr. Taylor
Statten, National Boys' Work Secre-
tary of the Young Men's Christian As-
sociation of Canada, George A. Put-
nam, B.S.A., and F. C. Hart, B.S.A.,
represented the Department of Agri.
culture. F. E. Ellis, B.S.A. editor of
Partial and Dairy, discussed economic
infltiences that affect ihe farm. At all
meetings there was free discussion and
many interesting points were brought
to light.
The t most far-reaching results will
Much Pain From
kidney Disease
Doctored in Vain Until Dr. Chase's
Kidney -Liver Pills Were recd.
Ieidney derangements are °itch as -
&belated with disorders of tho liver
and bowela, and Under these condi-
tions ordinary kidney medicines use -
ally fail to effect cure. It is because
of their unique, combined ection on
the liver, kidneys anti bowels that Dr.
Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills are so gen-
erally successful, even in the most
compliented ease.
Mr, rmanuel l3ertiard, farmer, St.
Paul's, Itent county, N.B., writes :.--
"About eighteen years ago my ivife
was ba.d with kidney disease, and suf-
fered greatly front neadarlies, pains
its bowels and etomach, and her heart
Wits affected. For a year she was
treated by her dector, With fto appar-
ent benefit. She then used five boxes
at Dr. Chase's eeldney-Liver Dille with
most satisfaetory reaults, This gave
us aitch a good opinion of Dr. Chase's
MOney-Liver Pills that We ahv,iya
keep them in the noese to he used for
all derangements of the kidneVs, liver
and bowels." /)r. "Clutte's .1ChlfieY-
Liver Pills, 25c a, box, 5 for $1.00, all
dealers, or Edinsigison, Bates St Co.,
Limited, Toronto.
Canadian A FAMILY REMEDY
National FOR MANY YEARS
Exhibition
PEACE i -EAR,
America's Greatest Livestock Show
Acres of Manufactures
Exhibits by the Provinces
Exhibits by Dominion Government
Exhibits by West Indies
Grenadier Guards Band
Dragoons' Musical Ride
Auto -Polo Matches
Circus and Hippodrome
Dozen Shows in Single Hour
Boy Scouts' Review
Canada's Biggest Dog show
BABYLO,N
Greatest Oriental Spectacle
ever presented on Continent
Paintings from England, Scotland,
United States and Canada
Educational Exhibits
Goods in Process of Making
Athletic Sports
Aero -Hydroplane Flights
Grand Water Carnival
Creatore's Famous Band
Score of other Bands
Dozen Band Concerts Daily
Chesapeake and Shannon
Biggest Midway ever
Peace Year Fireworks
International Peace Tattoo
10 Bands 400 Musicians
Aug. 29 1914 Sept. 14
TORONTO
come as a result of the survey itself.
The facts brought to light challenge at-
tention. Huron county people were
given a new appreciation of the serious-
ness of the situation, •
The most outstanding point is the
loss in population. In 1875, almost for-
ty years ago, the total population of
Huron county was 74,286. In 1013 it
59,590, a decline of 32 per cent. But
this does not tell the whole story. The
towns have made a slight increase; from
9,257 to 11,560. Bence the country pop-
ulation has decreased from 04,930 to
39,030, or 90 per cent. nf a loss, This
loss of population has resulted in a ser-
ious educational problem. tichools that
were once full are now empty, In
many cases ettendance is not sufficient
to justify paying a teacher a living
wage. In 1881, over 30 years ago, the
school population of Huron county was
21,245, In 1013 it was 10,656, a loss of
481 per cent. This loss of school popu-
lation applies to both villages and
towns. But the most serious loss is in
the country districts, the shrinkage be-
ing from 16,500 to 6,818, or 58 2-3 per
cent. Evidently a change as needed if
country people in Huron county are to
be able to give their children as •good
an education as was possible 30 years
ago.
The church need offer no apology for
the new interest that it is taking in
questions that were at one time sup-
posed to be outside of its sphere. No
institution has been affected more in-
juriously by rural depopulation than has
the rural church. This survey showed
that 49 per cent., or almost half of the
rurci churches in Huron county, are
statiiinary. They have neither lost nor
gained 10 members during the last 10
years; 26% per cent., or over one quar-
ter of them, are actually decreas-
ing, and not a few have closed altogeth-
er. Only 243 per cent., or less than
one-quarter, have increesed their mem-
bership.
All denominations have suffered.
The Anglicans, for instance, numbered
12,472 in 1881 and only 7,031 in 1911.
The Methodist membership decreased
from 25,336 to 18,199 in the same peri-
od. Presbyterians numbered 25,683 in
1881 and only 18,373 in 1911. The Luth-
erans came nearer holding their own,
their decline being only from 1,976 to
1,853. The maintenance of its church
and its minister is becoming an ever-in-
creasing problem in the rural districts.
The Survey embodied much more
than this brief review would indicate.
The status of the rural church, in par-
ticular, was clearly inquired into. Fig-
ures were collected showing the inter-
est taken in Sabbath sehool and church
soeieties The overlappieg of ehurches
Came in for close investigation. In
Abort, conditions in Huron County are
now better known than conditions in
any other county of Ontario Or of Can-
ada.
'Huron eounty is only one of many
rural cottntiesin which conditions are
similar. Through this survey, Mr.
Sharpe ad those who worked with hint
have brought the seriousness of the
situation before the churches and be -
lore people generally ie a manner that
eannot be denied or side-stepped The
ektetialan Of the survey idea will serve
to keep public attentien focused on the
rural problem.
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Used "Frult-a-tives" With The
Rest Of Results,
GEORGE Mita`, Eso.
ETETAN, ONT., June 17th, 1013.
"I have been using "Druit-a-tives"
as a family remedy for many years.
They are the best medicine 1 have
evertried. "Fruit-a-tives" do me the
naost good -they never gripe and their
action is pleasant,
"I have used them for Indigestion
and Constipation with the bestresults,
and I heartily recommend theni to
anyone similarly afflicted.
Thesetroubles have leftme complete-
ly and I give "Fruit-a-tives" full credit
for all this. A nicer pill a man
cannot take."
G10ROE McKAY.
The enormous demand for "Fruit-a-
tives" is steadily increasing., due to the
fact that this wonderful fritmedicine
gives prompt relief in all cases of
Indigestion, Coestipation, Sour
Stomach, Rheumatism, Chronic,
Headaches, and, Neuralgia, and all
Kidney and Bladder Troubles.
50c a box, 6 for $2.50, trial size fric,
Sold by all dealers or sent on receipt of
price by Fruit-a-tives Limited, Ottawa,
An extensive deposit of asphalt of
high quality has been discovered in tte
Instruments with which he cures
black eyes in twenty minutes have been
invented by a Kansas City doctor.
STOR 1 A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
,itgna.ture o
yr;
The Lyons (France) suffage union has
1,200 members.
The State University of Iowa offers
speakers on social welfare to women's
clubs.
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD.
MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP haS been,
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN wirir,g
TEETHING, with PERFECT succgss. it
SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS.
ALLAYS all PAIN; CURES WIND COLIC, and
is the best remedy for DIARRIICRA. It is ab..
solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take So other
kind. Twenty.five cents a bottle.
Argentina last pear exported 7,e47,-
757 pounds of butter.
Mr. Archibald Blue, Chief Officer of
Census and Statistics for Canada, dead
at his home in Ottawa, in his seventy-
fifth year.
IL
DJ not suffer
another day with
Itohing, Bleed-
ing, or Protrud-
ing Piles. No
surgical oper-
ation required.
Dr. Chase's Ointment will relieve you at once
and as certainly cure you. ii0e. a mix., all
dealers, or Edmanson, Bates & Co., Limited,
Toronto. Sample box free if you mention thla
paper and enclose 2e. stanm to Pay Postage,
DOFFING THE HAT.
It Was Once a Sign et Abject Sub.
gervience to a Superior.
We eonsider a man a gentleman
who takes off bis bat to a lady, At
least the act is thought to be gentle -
Manly polite. The origin of this cue -
tom, like so many other customs
common among so-called clvflized
peoples, go back to primitive times.
• When a person was made captive
his conqueror stripped him of his
weapons and clothing and left bit
without anything he could ceil lila
()Wu. The captive was thus made a
slace, his lack of clothing being evi-
dence of his subiegation. We need
only to look at the sculptures of the
Assyrians to see the truth of this
fact. And in Isaiah xx. 2-4, we find
the following statement: "And the
Lord said, like as my servant Isaiab
hath walked naked and barefoot
three years for a sigu, so shall the
Xing of Assyria lead away the
Egyptians prisorere and the Ethio•
Diane captives, young and old, naked
and barefoot."
The first step then, in tracing the
origin of taking off the hat, Is the
surrender of the clothing among,
primitive and ancient peoples as a
mark of submission, The next step
is the uncovering of the body as a
mark of reverence. There are all
degrees of uncovering, though often
only the most valuable parte of the
clothing are taken off in the presence
of superiors.
Captain Cook tells us that during
his stay at Tahiti two men came on
board, and, as a sign of respect, took
off the greater part of their clothing
and put it on. Cook and his friend,
In Abyssinia, Spencer tells us, it
was the cuetom for inferiors to bare
their bodies down to the girdle be-
fore superiors. But in the presence
of equals only a corner of the tunic
was removed so as to bare the
shoulder. This baring of the shoul-
der, especially throughout the Gold
Coast, is a custom as common as
taking off the hat with us. Uncloalt-
bag in Spain is similar in origin. In
Africa the men bare their shoulders
and doff their caps • to superiors,
thus joining two customs in one.
It must be remembered that this
act of uncovering the body was cere-
monial in uature and used to show
reverence to a superior. Then came '
the use of the ceremonial to propi-
tiate the dead. We can see a rem-
nant of this most any time. At fun-
erals and in our graveyards men take
off their hats on entering churches
and before iruagea of Christ and the
Madonna.
In times of chivalry men raised
their hats to ladies to show rever-
ence. But this was only superficial
in meeting. 4 kniglat would ride
down a poor peasant woman carry-
ing a large burden and never think
of helping her -least of all would he
think of taking off his hat to ber.
However, If he heard of some beau-
tiful damsel of his own claes in the
slightest danger, imaginary or real,
he would go to her and, hat in hand,
kneel and dedicate hinaselt to het
service.
To -day much the same thing oc-
curs. Ordinarily a gay youth for-
gets to take off his hat to his raotber,
yet he shows this defetence to his
"best girl." After all it is only foam,
and politeness should go deeper than
this. However, the form persists,
and it is of some historical Interest
to remember that it is a remnant of
the primitive stripping of a captive
by which process was expressed the
fact that he yielded up all he had.
Taking off the hat to a wealthy girl
means occasionally not only the
yielding up of all you have, but the
getting of all she has. Ceremony is
often nothing but a hard calculation
in regard to personal results, espe-
cially where self-aggrandizement is
the ultimate aim of the polished in-
dividual.
There are nearly 228,000 pleasure
cars, nearly 150,e00 motorcycles ar.c1
more than 1,800 commercial motor
vehicles registered in the United Hing-
dom.
Elementary instruction is
in France for children of
between the ages of six and
obligatory
both sexes
thirteen.
Spain has an area of nearly 200,(0
square miles.
Nothing mice it for Colds.
Mrs Holland Ferguson, Sheffield, N.
B., writes: "Dr. Chase's Syrup of Lin-
seeand Turpentine ha e cured my
children and myself of severe colds.
We are never without it in the house.
There is nothing like it for colds tied
pleasant to take, my children would
drink a whole bottle if they were per-
mitted."
tionet For Oood.
"Is it trite, MOther dear, that every-
thing old fas131oried coreeb back le
timer
"With one exceptioh, daughter; thel
wothan who eaVed the train by flew
ging it With a red flannel petticoat. SW
will never come back." -,Baltitriore
American.
Ali Explained.
irotester-new did you corao to mar«
ry your vital Lautastera-013, sbe
seemed to take a dislike to me' he
we first met, end 1 Wanted to stuit hef
she was trilstaken.--Smart Set,
The Bich Turkish Beggar.
Beggars are never suppressed in
Turkey. Tlae story is told (and they
say it is true) about a lady who by
mistake gave a beggar of Constanti-
nople a gold piece. The man had
left his post when she returned, but
one of his colleagues told her where
he "resided." It was a fine house,
and at the door was a servant, who
politely itformed the lady that "my
master is dressing. Re will be
down soon." And then the well
groomed beggar, dressed for dinner,
appeared and gladly returned the
gold piece, exclaiming in the mean-
while that such mistakes were high-
ly ambarrassing,
The Whole 13usiness.
A very young housekeeper went to
market to purchase a spring chicken.
After selecting one and inquiring the
price she saidt
"Ien.'t three shillings rather high?
The poulterer in our road only
charged me 2s. 9d. the other day."
"With the feet on?" asked the
salesman.
"No. I believe, new you mention
it, the feet were cut off," she repli-
ed, with some hesitation.
"I thought so," said the man at
the stall. "When we sell a fo•wl here,
ma'am, we sell it feet and alit" -
London Telegraph.
French Indo-China.
French Indo-China tonsists ot the
colony of Cochin China., a French pos-
session, the five protectorate's of Ton-
kin, Anam, Cambodia, Loas and
ang Probang, the territory around
Battainbang, which *as ceded by
Slam Iti 1907 and which is adminis-
tered by the Indo-China Governtnent
at a quasi protectorate, and the terri-
tory of Quantcheouan, which is leas-
ed from China,
DAINTY SANDWICRES,
They Are the roontor Thing to Sr
1ft AftOPHOOli Tea.
4. cup .ot tea and a samtveleh oil
•
two constitatea quite enough et mS,
bite" to tide one over until titalatit
tbiae, wben the bridge games bres.lrft
UP, and less •and loss do brido
hostesses feel eorapelled to ofrer alas
borate leaches la the way ot
ices and sweet cakes so late in the
afternoon. Some women are afraid
of spoiling the dinner oeeurrtng eioon
thereafter and other women are
mortal terror of growing tat, so the
elaborate lunch is little appreciated
and, though everybody nibbles no,
litely, most of the dainties are left
on the plates.
Tea and buttered nuflitis silwaya
offered by a certain hosterts after
the bridge meeting at her b ia
make her afternoons especially papa,
lar. Coffee and sandwiches. are also
relished, but sweets are better avoid-
ed, for few women really want to
eat them just before dinner and are
sorry when they do, though the keen
appetite of late afternoon mako
sweete especially palatable.
Celery stalks chilled. and stuffed
with cream cheese and chopped nuts
is a toothsorae delicacy for after
bridge serving. Coffee and tiny roll-
ed sandwiches may accompany the
stuffed celery. To make rolled
sandwiches cut the • bread in thin
slices le the morning, having first
snaved off all Vac crust from the loaf.
Pack the slices, one on another and
wrap in a wet napein. In an hour's
time nave ready some melted butter,
a pastry brush and squares of oiled
paper. Brush each slice of bread
with melted butter, roll and wrap
firmly in oiled paper. Set the rolls
of paper in the icebox and just be-
fore serving remove the papers. Tbe
sandwiches will retain their rplled
up shape,
Cooked sausage meet put through ,
a awl:leer makes delicious filling for
sandwiches, So does chopped apple
and celery. Cream cheese with chop-
ped nuts cannot be excelled. Chop,
ped onions and green peppers are
relished by some people. as a sand-
wicla filling, but there should •alwaya
be other sandwiches without the
onion filling.
What They Cut Out.
"I understand you had to undergo
a stirgical operation?"
"YOU, some operation."
"Doctors Cut anything out?"
"Yep, tut out the auto t had plan-
ned to get."
Itad Been Stung.
The teacher, who as giving the
primary olass a nature talk, inettired:
u.Tohenie, hoW dees a boa stIngt"
Johnnie, a graduate front the tiotoot
of experjetce, replied with erephittia,,
"Avrtull"
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He Fooled Them.
Mrs. Odell had a caller one after-
noon and invited Iter to remain to
dinner. The invitation was accepted,
and the bostess said:
"I am so glad you can stay, Mrs.
Parker. Th -ere Is to be a joke on Mr.
Odell. He is always criticising my
cooking. To -day his mother came in,
and I persuaded ber to make some
cakes. Won't it be funny when he
finds fault with the cakes and I tell
him tbat his mother made them her-
self?"
When the cakes were served at din-
ner that evening Mr. Odell exclaimed:
"My dear Maude, you are certainly
becoming a perfect cook. These cakes
are as fine as my mother makes."
Brides and Wet Weather.
A Breton bride rather likes to
have a wet wedding. It is 'held to
signify that all her tears are now
shed and that she will therefore
have a happy married. life.
The Ezra of Sleabirsk call the day
before the wedding the weeping
day, and tbe bride and her girl
friends weep all they can, with the
idea, it would seem, of getting the
mourning of Me over so that only'
joy may remain.
The Badagas of the Neilgherries
attain the same end by sousing the
bride with wate.. Some Greek
tribes have a similar belief in the
virtue of a drenching bringing good
fortune. --London Globe.
A Tiny Varna For a Dime.
Land is cheap. For easy figuring
let us say it is worth 3160 an acre.
A square rod, then, is worth only $1,
and 10 cents' worth will be a little
more than twenty-seven square feet,
or a little farm slightly more than
five feet on a side.
How often a boy will waste a dime
and think nothing of it. For a dime
Ise can buy land enough to hold a
flower bed, four hills,' of clover or a
peach tree! The boy who can save
a dime can become rich. Make a dime
look like a tiny farm. The boy who
learns to save a dime and to know
values will some day come into bis
own.
The Cricket's Chirp.
The variation of speed in the chirp-
ing ot crickets depends so closely on
temperature that the height of the
thermometer may be calculated by
observing the number of chirps in a
minute. At 60 degrees P. the rate is
eighty chirps a minute, at 70 degrees
Y. 120 per minute, and the rate in-
creases four chirps to the 1minute
with a change of one degree. Below
a temperature of 50 degrees Y. the
cricket is not likely to make any
sound.
What He Was Looking For.
"I do wish, Edward," said the lady
of his choice, "that you wouldn't
stare at other women so nauela. It's
very rude and Is certabily no com-
pliment to me."
"On the contrary, ray dear," repli-
ed the resourceful benedict, "1 was
looking to see if I could find a pret-
tier face than yours, and I confess I
really cannot."
"Why did you beat Dobson so ter-
ribly?" said the judge., indicating the
bebandaged figure of the plaintiff.
"I asked him why a horse had run
• way, your honor," explained tbe
pri3onor, "and he told inc that it wee
antauat the animal had lOat its
quinPiraity."
"II to," said the judge. "Diseharg-
y 1.n
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Ponvessient.
-Don't yen think men Ought to
'ave. a voles itt a peittical campaign?"
sited Mr. efeekton;
"Cettaitily," retitled bis vitt.
w edee club have a row ba
.Les in It."