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Stories About Weit-Kn()Nvil People
The Queen's Brother.
In becoming GoveraceeGetteral of
South Africa, the Earl of Athlone,
brother of Queen Mary, will be taking
up a, high post -which, in another Do-
xntnion,.he might have occupied nine
Years aro. He wee, in fact,,norainated
Governor-General of Canada, at the
outbreak of war, but valved the ap-
pointment in order to go op. active ser-
vice.,
The Earl is of a retiring nature, and
outside military affairs his interests
lie in philanthropic work. He has
proved himself a "live" chairman a
the Middlesex -Hospital, and has been
personally responsible or designing
many of the striking posters calling
attention to the hospital's needs.
One of the Earl of Athlone's most
popular stories, concerns General Tuck-
er, his former G.O.C., 7/ 110 was noted
for his lurid language, In the South
African campaign the General happen-
ed to meet a war correspondent who
was carrying a camera.
"Hello! What the blankety-blank
have you got there?" inquired the sol-
dier.
"I'm sorry to say it's only a camera,"
replied the correspondent, adding: "If
I'd known I was going to meet you I
would have brought a phonograph!"
The Right Spirit
A short time ago Lord Beaverbrook,
the newspaper proprietor, told a de-
lightful story of his aged mother, Mrs.
:Aitken) who Ilya* in London.
A friend of his met Mrs. Aitken for
the first time, and remarked to her;
"Mrs. Aitken, I have the honor of
knowing your distinguished son."
Her reply was: "Indeed, I an very
glad,. Which son-"
"Thiel said Lord Beaverbrook, "is
the spirit in which mothers should
bring up their sons,"
The New Caruso.
One of the finest tenors in the world,
Mr. Joseph Hislop, the young Scots-
man who has been dubbed "the new
Caruso," can look back upon a remark-
able career.
When he left echool he joined a firm
of engravers, as he was interested in
portrait painting.
"Do you realize that you leave a for-
tune in your throat?" a musio teacher
asked hini while he waa working as a
clerk in Stockholm. Hislop was in-
credulous at first, but a few Years'
vocal training produced astonishing
results.
His engagements for four years are
said to have been worth $500,000.
The Welsh Patent Fuel.
The present day conditions of the
patent fuel trade in Wales might be
studied by Canadian miners and capi-
talists with some advantage; this
trade, however, is very dull 1. Wales
to -day, due to a combination of con-
ditions, some of whicb are temporary,
and some of a more 'permanent na-
ture. It would appear that the econo-
mic conditions in Wales brought thie
product up to such high prices. during
1919 and 1920, that it had the effect of
making Continental purchasers look
for a substitute wherever possible.
Italy, Sweden and Norway, and, Swit-
zerland have developed theireevater
power; while France and Spain have
started local industries from low-grade
coal. France has helped her indus-
tries along by informing all the State-
owned railways that they must use
local patent fuel whenever practic-
able.
The selling price of patent fuel is
controlled to a great extent by the dif-
ference between the market price of
local dust and large coal; to -day this
is about ;2.75, which amount must
pay all charges and provide a profit
for the manufacturer. The largest
single item is for the pitch binder,
which amounts to $2,25 per ton at the
present prices; so this meagre differ-
ence of 50 cents must pay all other
'charges and in addition a profit; con-
sequently for the time being, at least,
the position looks rather hopeless,.
As pitch. is a residue from the dis-
tillation of coal -tar for other more
valuable products, it is difficult to de-
termine the actual cost of production;
as a result the price is set by demand,
and is all the traffic will stand,
The demand both in the united
States and on the Continent for coal -
tar as a road material is so great that
its utilization for patent fuel is practi-
cally prohibitive. The solution of this
particular situation would seem to be
the immediate research work to find a
new and less expensive binder than
coal -tar.
Owing to the coal strike in the
'United States and the consequent con-
sistent rising cost of Pennsylvania,
Anthracite, the Welsh patent fuel
manufacturers have developed e, suc-
cessful trade in Eastern Canada
(-which trade they will do their best to
retain).
In this Canadian trade only the
small size briquettes, or ovoids) are
sold, as it is not practicable to use
pure anthracite in the larger sizes of
patent fuel. There is complete cora-
bustion with the Welsh patent fuel;
with no clinker, and the present price
of e16.50 per tau, this fuel recom-
mends itself.
Real "Best -Sellers."
What is the most popular book in
the world?
If we take the test of translation,
the works of Shakespeare have been
translated into nearly forty languages,
-and Homer has been rendered into
over a score,
The blind poet, however, does not
run Shakespeare so close as does an-
other Englishman, Daniel Defoe. The
public was recently reminded of the
number of editions of this writer's
masterpiece, and of how muck same
of them are prized by collectors, by
the announcement that an English
lady, the late Mrs, George Morrison,
had bequeathed to her son "her col-
lection of editions of 'Robinson Cru -
son. " And a still more famous' col-
lection, that built up by Mr. W. S.
Lloyd, of Philadelphia, contains edi-
tions in thirty-three different lang-
uages, including Latin, Greek, Arabic,
Persian, Turkish, and Hebrew.
If we take the test of circulation in
Englishepeaking countries, the novels
at Dickens are perhaps the most popu-
lar of the classics. They certainly
continue to command a wide sale.
Bet in point both of sales and trans-
lations, there is no book in the world
that even approaches the Bible. It
stands in a class absolutely alone.
Accordieg to the recently -published
report of the British and Foreign Bible
Society, the number of Bibles and
Testaments English' and Welsh
bought heat year ;showed an iteerease
of 317,000, as compared with 1921, the
totel being 1,101,574.
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The Message.
Red and green and gold and brown,
See the leaves come eddying down;
While the lawn, so trimly kept,
Is bestrewn with nature's gay
Mixed confetti where the grey,
Patient gardener lately swept.
Earlier the land was white
With the frost that came by night,
Winter's stealthy, silent spy,
Reconnoitring all the land
Where, beneath that iron hand, .
Autumn's splendor shall go by.
Branches in that cruel hold
Seem to shiver with the cold,
And the early morning breeze
Strews their glories thick and fast,
Till there shall remain at last
Only gaunt and naked trees,
Naked? Nay, but closely set
With a million buds that yet
Tell of hope and life and spring,
Through the night of frost and snow
These shall slumber on to know
Nature's glad awakening.
The Vine.
Lave is quaint like columerne,
Queer and new like irises
Among moon-faced flowers; a vine
All original, like these.
And it matters not a 'whit
What it climbs an, I am told;
An old shed, will do for it—
Or a pillar cased in gold;
So it have, till it be grown,
Something for a trellis,—goodl
Old love can climb round its owv.
Twisted honeysuckle wood.
—Abbie Huston Evans.
Brain -Power Secrets.
Large foreheads do not always mean
large brains. The man with the dome-
shaped head may after all be merely
an ordinary individual of no particular
intelligence. •
Dr. Bernard Hollander, the famous
medical psychologist, disclosed some
of the secrets of brain -power in his
presidential address to the Ethological
Society. The frontal lobes—that part
of the brain behind theforehead—are
the chief centre of intelligence and
capacity, and they are of greater com-
plexity and of finer architecture than
any other part of the brain, he de-
clared.
"Large frontal lobes, however," he
added, "d4a not necessarily signify
superior intelligence, for there are
other factors which have •to be taken
into account. The quality of the brain
structure, the state of its blood supply
and nutrition, the condition of the
bodily organs may ali influence mental
energy.
"The size of the body has also some
relation to the size of the brain,
though not to the extent frequently
assumed, for the body varies in size
and weight at different periods of
life, whereas the brain undergoes no
corresponding change,"
The destruction of the frontal lobes
in man,. through accident, produces
curious effects. People so injured for-
get all they have learned, and cannot
learn anything new.
Dr. Hollander quoted instances of
patients who, after an injury to the
forehead, lost all memory of five years
past, and of others wbo, while remain-
ing normal in other ways, forgot all
the. special knowledge relating' to their
occupation. Another characteristic of
such injury is cheerfulness and undue
' hilarity.
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The Changing East.
The old phrase, "the unchanging.
East," seems distinctly unhappy in
view of recent events in the Orient.
Following the awakening of Republi-
can institutions 1 China,' and now the
Ottoman Empire +ha s followed the
Celestial into the dim land of all the
yesterdays.
By the proclamation of a republic,
of whichMustapha Kemal Pasha has
been chosen first president, Turkey
has broken definitely with a tradition
which has endured through long cen-
turies.
Since the conquest of Egypt by Se-
lina the Grim, the Sultan of Turkey
has also been the Caliph, and, as such,
the spiritual leader of all Islam. This
**doubling" of temporal and spiritual
dignities gave to the old rulers of Tur-
key a power and influence only paral-
leled by the union of secular and re-
ligious authority in the personsof the
Roman emperors.
The passing of the Sultanate thus
marks a definite epoch in history.- For
however great powers may be wielded
by the President of the Turkish Re-
public, he can never exert the sanie
influence throughout the Mahomedan
world, or make the same profound ap-
peal to Islamic sentiment, as the
Caliph -Sultans of the old dispensation.
Willie's Guess.
Visitor—"How do you do, Willie?
I've Come to stay at your house a
week and I'm sure you can't even
guess who I am."
Willie—"I'll bet one thing."
Visitor—"'What?"
Willie—"I'll bet you're no relation
of father's"
THE SERVICE STATION
I drive up for a quart -of gas, upon my costly tires; my car,
of shining tin and brass, such nourishment requires, And, blithe
young men in spotlese white come tripping to my van; their
smiles are glad, their' eyes are bright, they love their fellowman.
They fill the works with sparkling oll, the tank with luscious
juice, and they're exulting in their toil, they're glad to be of use.
They fill my tires with priceless air, they see the wheels run true,
they're dodging round me everywhere, to see what they can do,
The young men selling gasoline make life a brighter thing; they
have the graces of a queen, they chortle and they sing. If they.
have grief or carking woe they hide the same away; they smile
like Mona as they go about my panting dray, They welcome
me, when I draw nigh, as, though I were A peer; and when I
leave a fond godd-by is ringing M my ear. I burn up all the gas
I can to giye me an excuse' for driving up in my old van and buy-
ing up more juice. For I will always spend a yen, and no regret
crime°, to see a bunch of blithe young men pretend that I'm a
prince.
My Littleness.
Two pinholes M the curtain.
My eyes;
Two weeds flapping in a field of
corn
My hands.
And M the distance like a foghorn
blowing. . . .
My heart.
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I am no bigger than mountains,
Or mightier than stars,
The Syhinx smells of me familiarly,
Daisies touch lips with me. . . .
I shall be dust soon.
—Loureine A. Aber.
Even With the Judge.
A certain judge was once obliged to
sleep with an Irishman in a crowded
hotel in America, when the following
conversation took place between them;
"Pat, you would have remained, a long
time in the old country before you
could have slept with a judge, would
you pot?" "Yes, your honor," said
Pat; "an oi think yer honor would
have been a long talme in th' ould
country before ye'd been a judge, too,"
Not to be Compared.
Ralph, aged 5, was afflicted with eete!
ache and screamed frantically with
pain.
"Hush, dear," Said the mother,:
"don't cry so; it only makes it worse.
Don't you remember how nice little
baby brother behaved when he had
the earache? He didn't make half as
much fuss about it as you are mak-
ing."
"What does the k -kid know 'bout
ear -a -ache?" sobbed Ralph. "II -his
ears ain't half as big as m -mine."
Worry! Wouldn't you?
"Why are you so worried over the
loss of your purse?"
"Great heavens, man, my wife'll
have to come home frorn •the shore
two weeks before the time!"
Sheep=dog Trials in Wordsworth's Country.
By Melesina Seton -Christopher
All my life I had longed to see the
trials of these wise dogs on the West-
morland Fells. For once expectation
was not disappointed. The sight was
unique in its picturesque simplicity
and reality. The scene set in the
most suitable surroundings — in the
heart of the great hills. .A green val-
ley gave on the one side an immense
sloping stage, and on the other a per-
fectly graduated auditorium. Plain
boards, ranged in tiers on the ground,
were all that was necessary to accom-
modate the spectators. Above, the
sunlight caught the tops of the hills
and. crowned them with emerald and
gold.
The dogs are not usually of the
shaggy, bob-talled Englisb type, but
are often lithe, smooth -haired crea-
tures of every sort of mixed breed—
speed, endurance, and intelligence be-
ing the qualities, aimed at. The trials
were announced. to begin, on a black-
board, in white chalk, freehand, audit
was added that the time for each was
limited to eight minutes. In that
apace the dog, after reaching the
three sheep let out from a pen low
down on the opposite hill, had to en-
deavor to guide his trio up the slope,
past one white flag and between two
others near the summit—something
like half a, mile in.distance. To drive
sheep away from the shepherd is in
itself a difficult task, as a dog's In-
clination and training are to bring
them always back to his master. The
sheep have then to be brought down
the slope between two more flags,
across a road, through a narrow iron
railing, and back into the field where
the spectators are clustered on the
bank, and where hurdles and the final
pen have yet to be negotiated. The
dog is meanwhile guided only by such
signs and whistles as the freemason
ry between, him and his master have
established, and the shephercl tethers
himself at the starting -point with a
rope passed round, his wrist. Once
dog and sheep are back in the- final
field the shepherd may help. }Ie
plunges dowil the hills•ide and joins
his dog in the endeavor to drive the
sheep through the hurdles, and then,
by a narrow entrance, into the pen
where they must be finally folded;
and all before eight minutes have
elapsed.
This allows for very little' error on
the part ef either performer, and it
was a beautiful sight to see the sheep-
dog start, when the signal was given,
like an arrow from a bow. The sheep
are of the wild, mountain type--Herd-
wicks----taken from three different
flocks, and each dog has a fresh lot to
deal with. After tearing down the
slope and half -way to his quarty, the
dog Dearly always turned hie, head,
cocking his ears and waiting for his
master's bidding. With fingers - in
mouth the shepherd whistled a. long -
sustained carrying whistle, almost
•lake the Sound df a, travelling racket,
and them genie' fluted like a piping
• bird when a cautious foliose Me eras re-
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quired. A sharp, abrupt sound, which
signifies the dog Is to lie down, is one
of the most vital and important sig-
nals.
With the long -drawn. whistle, off
goes the dog in close contact with the
sheep, but the latter are by no means
tractable. One will break away and
bolt towards the flock it has left, and
the dog will go whirling off in pursuit,
hardly ever failing to. get ahead and
turn the erring sheep back to the
right eourse. It was marvellous to
note how the various whistles of the
master gelded the dog now to dart on
quickly, then to lie down, now a swift,
circling movement and a slow follow
on, all punctuated by the sudden
crouch whenever the sheep showed
signs of following the right course.
Nearly all the signals between man
and dog are confined to the various
whistles and movements at the shep-
herd, but now and then a quick "What
a' you doin?" "Steady now, lass," "Ga
awe' hint," broke out, but verbal direc-
tions lose marks to the performers.
The early days are past when dogs
were in a state of bewilderment, and
the shepherd said, in an aside' to his
friend: "I donna gen how to talk to
the doge with all -they leddies aboot."
One of the best dogs we saw was of
the collie type—a. sinuous creature,
black and tan, with tender chestnut
eyes, aged eight. Hp made no mis-
takes whatever, but firmly and gently
guided his charges with absolute
obedience to every sign kiven by his,
master. The audience watched .breath-
lessly while the shepherd whistled
and crooned, now loud, now *oft; now
long, now short, to the ever -watchful
dog. As each difficulty was success-
fully overcome the crowd, composed
partly of visitors, brake into an in-
voluntary storm of clapping, instantly
smothered in a rushing sound of
"Hush!" from the habitues, who know
well how unfair such distractions are
to man and dog. It was, however, ex-
traordinarily exciting as the pretty
collie brought the sheep into the field
and was there joined by his master.
Then the man made a cautious move-
ment and the dog, at the signal,
crouched. Then a slight motion, then
a quick lie down, another inch length
move and the wee of the first sheep
was within the narrow aperture of the
pen, Still the slightest false move-
ment and the other two sheep might
be off. The dog took another pace,
then crouched again, and the two
hesitating sheep cautiously stepped in,
and all three were safely penned with
twenty-three seconds to spare. The
dog sprang forward with a joyous leap
to be patted, and as man and dog
reached the clapping, cheering line of
people, the young shepherd grinned
and said &imply: "Not s'bad that
time."
The dogs apparently give no fur-
ther thought to the sheep as soon as
success meets their efforts or the
short, sharp, time whistle goes. The
sheep are at once gathered up by a
clever oollecting dog, whose job it is
to do this all day, and who never in-
'terferes with them while they are tak-
ing part in the tests, however near
they come to him. The collie mean-
while had 'retired to the side of a tent,
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where I saw him later receiving con-
gratulations and graciously extending
his paw to his admirers. •
Other dogs, who did not quite
achieve complete penning of the sheep
in time, came in for their meed of ap-
preciation, especially if their methods
were gentle. "Aye, yon's the lad, a
grand dog for sheep; .he'd never wor-
ry nor hurry them," I heard, while
comments on the Elhephords were also
equally outspoken. "Too keen, un-
emotional, artistic," were all erne,
cisme from the initiated. The shop -
herds, for the most part, were young,
well-built men in workmanlike clothes,
One of them, picturesque in green
corduroy breeches and•gaiters, with a
sprig of white heather in his cap. The
different manner of approach of the
dogs, and the extraordinary activity
and capriciousness of the sheep, give
an endless variety to the trials.
One very young dog, only a year old,
whose training must have included
much inherited instinct, was entered,
He flew from his master full of en-
thusiasm and circled round his sheep
in wide "casts" as they are called ac.
compliahing now and then a point al,
the gallop, and then looking pathetical.
ly puzzled, trying to understand his
master's signals. Naturally one so
young could not -campus both sheep
and course, but was voted "a promis-
ing beginner?' Some of the sheep are
almost defiant in their attitude, and
seem to challenge the dog as they
stand ana occasionally stamp a foot at
him, or one will start a wild race in
which, not infrequently, both dog and
sheep take a 'toss together. If all three
sheep start a regular bolt it is almost
hopeless for the dog to get them
steady'again for any success in the re-
quired time. Now and then the sheep
are steadily obstinate and start eat-
ing, the dog meanwhile taking a seat
by „them, while the distracted master
struggles to convey to him that the
precious moment§ are hying. ,
it is all that the most skilful per •
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formers can do to pen in- the time. Of- e
ten only about one in ten 'accomplish
the feat, bet the interest in eaoh trial
is sustained until the :very last in-
stant. We saw two. sheep successful-
ly folded in the final pen, while the
'third started a regular game of "round ••
the mulberry bush" with the shepherd
and dog. One.realized a humen being
is not a successful barrier against a •
wilful sheep. ,While we 'held ete:z
breath with nervousness the , do
"Floss," found time to put in one joy- •
sae roll, and then penned the last de •
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faulter in great style, apparently
(mite unmoved by her briallant slice
The hest dog had his sheep foaled •
in the marvellously short space of five
minutes, winning the Challenge Cup •
as well as the prize raOney. AS we •
fleally turned. homeward we felt we,
-had never teen -a more interesting and
genuinely thrilling couteet of -aninial ••
eagac,ity and good understanding be •
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isseen manand dog—the Whcile pere'
formance set in ideany eerfect
• routulings."