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Editorial
Keep track of
political promises
Election drums will soon be sounding and along with them
volumes of "promises" from campaigning politicians. Do
yourself a favour and keep some printed evidence of these
political promises when they're first made. Often the platform
you elect your MP on doesn't resemble anything they put for-
ward when they reach the House of Commons. The party
leaders have even more promises, so you'll need a bigger
scrapbook or more memory on your computer to keep track of
them all. Remember you're electing a voice for your concerns.
not just a "seat" that's silent. - DWS
Letters to the Editor
Thanks to businesses,
volunteer models
Dear Editor:
On behalf of the Seaforth
Agricultural Society's Home
and Garden Show
Committee, I wish to express
thanks and congratulations to
the businesses and all the
volunteer models who partic-
ipated in the Fashion Show
on April 3 at the Seaforth and
District Community Centres.
The amount of work and
participation that was
required among all involved
was apparent by the great
success of the show. As a
result of this effort 1 am sure
the people of Seaforth and
area have knowledge of what
is available in our town with-
out having to go out of town
for their clothing needs.
A special thanks goes out to
Liz and Kevin Cardno for
their work in organizing and
staging the event. And thanks
to Main St. businesses that
were involved and volun-
teered their time: Cardno's
Men's Wear. Anna's Dress
Shoppe. Kids Kloze, Bee's
Ladies' and Men's Wear,
Boussey's Beauty Boutique,
Seaforth Jewellers,
Hildebrand Flowers (decora-
tions), Total image 11 (hair
design). The Looking Glass
(hair design).
Jim Floyd
Chairperson
Dome and Garden Show
`Marvel at dedicated
individuals. andg roups'
Dear Editor:
.Reflecting on our annual
volunteer appreciation party
at Queensway, I marvel at the
dedicated individuals and
groups aged 8 to 80 who give
so much of themselves to
enhance the quality of life for
our residents.
There are groups that share
their musical talents, dancers
that entertain, Beavers, Girl
Guides, and Sparks, whose
leaders are teaching them the
spirit of volunteering, people
that work behind the scenes
serving refreshments and
helping at special events;
individuals that minister to
spiritual needs. volunteer dri-
vers, those that help super-
vise in order that residents
can enjoy thc outdoors during
barbecues and picnics;
church groups, service clubs
and the Legion *Ladies
Auxiliary members who
deliver Meals on Wheels; our
own staff who care enough to
decorate seasonally and to
whom their work is•more
than a job. There are people
who give friendship and a lis-
tening ear. All give of them-
selves, the most precious
commodity of all.
During this volunteer week,
i offer my gratitude and
respect 'to those teho arc the
'Cart and soul of our commu-
nity.
Sincerely,
Carol Gascho
Activity Co-ordinator
Queensway Nurs�i &
Retirement Home, $entFall
Response to anti -Canadian American
This kid, this Internet twit
from somewhere around
Seattle who is publishing
those "anti -Canadian" jokes
on the World Wide Web is
really starting to annoy me.
Although 1 do not own or
operate a.computer, and in
fact, believe them to be the
personal tools of the anti -
Christ, Bill Gates, people
keep sending me this guy's
lifeless little gags.
Like:
• "Why does a Canadian
cross the road? To get to the
middle." •
• "Why does hockey have
only three periods?
Canadians can't count to
four."
• "If America and Canada got
into a war, where would all
the draft dodgers go?" -
• How do you empty a
swimming pool of .
Canadians? 'Excuse me,
would everyone please now
get out of the pool?"
Now I must tell you that.
any self-respecting Canadian
columnist, albeit angry,
would not stoop so low as to
be drawn into a silly word
war, by responding to this
Internet nitwit -
So it looks like I'll have to
do it:-
• Why does an American
cross the road? So he doesn't
get run over by the guy who
just forced him out of his car
at gunpoint.
• Why does football have
four downs? To ensure nine
out of 10 Super bowls will be
more boring than the
president's State of the Union
Address.
• If America and Canada got
into a war... wait a minute...
we did. In 1812 US forces
tried and failed twice to
invade Canada, Apparently
:a11 the pacifists were on your
front lines.
• How do you -empty a
swimming pool of
Americans? With a semi-
automatic weapon and a
disgruntled swimming pool
employee:
• What do you call a pimply
faced little hacker who sits in
- his lonely room making up
stupid jokes about
Canadians? Nothing. He
won't come anyway unless
you have a biscuit in your -
hand. - •
• Why are American political
jokes not funny? Because so
many of them get elected.
• How has the Racehorse
Cigar become the symbol of
America itself? All glory, no
gonads.
• How many Vietnam Vets
does it take to change a light
bulb? "You don't know man
'cause you weren't there!"
• Why did the Chinese fail to
buy off US politicians in the
last elections? Because
America is not for sale, damn
it =- the tobacco industry
won't sell!
• Why has David Letterman
dropped his Stupid Human
Tricks? There's already too.
much -stuff out there
promoting American family
values.
• What do most Americans -
have inscribed on their
medical alert bracelets?
"Please don't turn me away.
I'm rich."
• Why is America's justice
system fairer than that of
Canada's? In America you
can be found innocent and
guilty of the same murder.
• Why do so many high-
profile killers go free in
America? Because the
average American juror is not
bright enough to do Vanna
White's job.
• Why are the TV costs of the
Atlantic Olympics still -. .
escalating? Because
American networks cover
only American athletes and
some of them haven't
reached the finish line yet.
• Who -is the fastest man on_
'earth? President Clinton in a
hotel room.
• What are the chances of
Madonna being named
Mother Of The Year'' The
same as Michael Jackson
.becoming a Big Brother.
• How many Americans does
it take to change a light bulb?
One. And the world revolves
around it.
• Wheret Amenc
invent their e savings? In
burger at Planet Holly",
• Why is there such a
pervasive sense of
disillusionment sweeping
America? Many adults are
starting to believe that
professional wrestling is
fixed.
• Why Walter Chronkite
rica's ca's most
trusted " He's the only
one with an iron -clad alibi,
the day President Kennedy
was shot.
• Last year, a classic motion
picture was created from the
Canadian novel The English
Patient, the story -of romance
and hope amid the ruins of
the Second World War. Last
-year, Hollywood made a
movie from the Arnerican
book Private Parts, the story
of Howard Stern's penis.
Question: are you concerned
at all about America's sense
'of culture and art? •
• After decades of death.
addiction. violence and a
_ losing battle with South
American cartels, why is
America finally considering '
the decriminalization of
drugs? Because Americans
will always do the right thing
-- after They've tried every
other damn thing first.
Kid. download this!
Regulations ,governing home child care
Dear Editor:
Many people are surprised
to learn there arc regulations
governing home child care -
even private child care
arrangements between -par-
ents and caregivers.
Provincial and local govern-
ments do have regulations
regarding home child care..
For in-home child care pro-
grams caregivers are restrict-
ed to five children -or less
with no more than two chil-
dren being under the age of
two. Agencies arc in place
and are responsible for
recruiting and monitoring
home child care. In Huron
County we are fortunate to
have the Huron Home Child •
Care and Resource Centre
monitoring and licensing in-
home child care ensuring safe
and quality child care.
Choosing quality care is
important not only_ for your
child's well-being but also
for your own peace of mind.
Yet .deciding which option is
often difficult and left to the
last minute.. The process of
choosing. assessing and mon-
itoring -day care options is
one of the most important
tasks a parent can have.
Seaforth - Co -Operative
Children's Centre has avail-
able in its resource library
two books to help, caregivers
and parents in this important
process: "The Complete
Canadian Day Care Guide"
by authors Therese Andre
and Cheryl Neave and
"Home Child Care: A
Caregiver's Guide" by author
Lee Dunster. Resource mate-
rials can be signed out free of
charge to the community.
For more information call:
Karen McEwing-McConnell.
.Program Advisor Child Care
Branch. Ministry of
Community and -Social
Services. I -800-265-4197.
ext..I l 1.
. Sincerely.
Shirley Brooker
Administrator,
Seaforth Co -Operative
Children's Centre
Fire at Queen's Hotel in 1972
FROM THE PAGES OF
THE HURON EXPOSITOR
APRIL 23, 1897
A SWEET SUBJECT - Mr.
John Walker, of the Mill
Road, Tuckersmith, has on
his farm a splendid sugar
bush, and is in the habit
every year of making large
quantities of maple syrup.
Being always on the look out
for the most improved labor
saving machinery, he last fall
purchased the "Champion
Sap evaporator," which is
made in Montreal, and an
appliance very generally used
in the Province of Quebec,
where the Maple syrup and
Sugar making business is car-
ried on very extensively. Mr.
Walker has had this evapora-
tor in constant use in his
sugar bush this season.
WE QUEEN'S JUBILEE -
A goodly number of citizens
attended in the Council
chamber on Wednesday
evening last, to take thc ini-
tial steps towards getting up a
suitable celebration in
Seaforth op the occasion of
the • Queen's Diamond
Jubilee. The chair was occu-
pied by Mayor Scott, and Mr.
John Darwin acted as
Secretary. The meeting was
unanimous in the desire to
get up a celebration worthy
of the occasion and that will
be creditable to the town.
The following gentleman
were appointed to a citizen's
committee, to act in conjunc-
tion with the other represen-
tatives to be appointed:
Messr. D.D. Wilson, M.
Morris, F.G. Ncelin, E.C.
Coleman, F. Holmested, John
Beattie, John Weir, and M.Y.
McLean.
APRiL 14, 1922
LOCAL BRIEFS - Our
In the Years Agone
Easter weather came nearly a
week too soon as thc fine
warm days of the week end
were followed by very heavy
rains and then snow and cold
weather. - Fidelity Lodge of
Oddfellows will hold their
annual church service in the
Methodist church on Sunday
evening, April 23rd. The
brethren will march from
their lodge rooms to the
church headed by thc
Seaforth Highlanders. -
Messrs. A.D. Chapman. of
Bridgeburg, and W.
Chapman, of Hamilton, spent
the week end with their par-
ents here. - Mr. George
Stewart has returned from
London and, intends going
into the meat business with
his father here. - Mr. George
Israel has sold his residence
on Market Street to Mrs.
George Sparks. - Reeve
McQuaid, of McKillop, is in
Toronto this week attending
the funeral of his sister-in-
law, the late Mrs. Martin
McQuaid. - Mr. W.1.
Finnigan, secretary of the
Egmondville school board, is
advertising for tenders for the
erection of a new school
house, to be erected in
Egmondvilk this summer.
APRIL 18,1947
Seaforth Women'* Institute
marked the 50th anniversary
of the founding of .the
Institute with a . largely
attended banquet in
Northside United Church
Thursday evening. Mrs. Paul
Doig, president of the
Institute, was in charge of the
program which followed the
banquet. •
Taking part in the anniver-
sary event were Mrs. E.B.
Goudic and Mrs. J.F. Scott,
who proposed and replied to
a toast to the Institute: Mrs.
Doig, who welcomed the
guests: Miss Flora Durnin
and Mrs. Fred Oster, who
brought greetings from other
Institutes. and Mrs. G.
Papplc. who read a history of
the branch. A feature of the
even was the presentation of
a life membership to Miss
Thelma Elgic by Mrs.
Wilfred Coleman.
Contributing to a musical
program were James T. Scott.
Miss Betty Moore, Walker
Hart and Mrs. Elmer
Cameron.
* * *
Ronald Butters, 14 -year-old
son of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas
Butters, Dublin, suffered a
fractured skull when he
slipped while playing foot-
ball in the basement of.
Dublin school during the
noon recess on Wednesday:
Reinoved to Scott Memorial
Hospital, heis progressing
favourably.
APRIL 20,1972
Ontario Provincial Police
are assisting in Seaforth town
patrol. The OPP were asked
to help. on Friday when on
doctor's orders,. Chief
Gordon Hulley was granted
sick leave.
His illness. coupled with .
the earlier resi nation of,
Constable Keith Ruston, left
the department with only
Constabk Lloyd Eisler.
Meanwhile, the investiga-
tion of the Seaforth police
department which council
requested at a meeting on
April 10 is under way. The
investigation is being carried
out by F.E. Davies. a repre-
sentative of the Ontario
Police Commission.
Decision to seek the inves-
tigation arose as a result of a
request by a group of citizens
for an enquiry into the resig-
nation of Constable Ruston.
* * *
Seaforth Firemen battled a
blaze on the third floor of the
Queen's Hotel early
Wednesday evening and were
successful in confining the
flames to the upper area. Fire
damage to the rooms on the
third floor and in the attic as
well as water damage in
lower floors was extensive.
Firemen attacked the fire
from the outside as well as
from within the building. The
Seaforth PUC bucket lift was
brought into play to provide
access to the high situation.
The 95 -year-old building
contained 18 guest rooms and
beverage rooms, a cocktail
lounge and dining room on
the ground floor. Guests in
their rooms and patrons on
the ground floor left the
building when the fire was
,discovered by Mike Darwish,
an employee, at 7:45 p.m.
There was no immediate
estimate of damage available.
Fire Chief Jack Scott said.
The hotel is owned by Alex
Hassan Holdings Ltd. of
London and is managed by
Fred Hassan.
The fire appeared to origi-
nate in a 'third floor room on
the southwest corner of the
building hut the exact cause
has not yet been determined.