The Wingham Times, 1916-11-23, Page 3November 23, 1916
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METHODS OF EDUCATION,
A Plea For Fewer Studies and Longer
Time Devoted to Them.
The defect of American education is
diffuseness. The children are bothered
and confused by being drugged across
the surfaces of too many studies in a
day. All of our schools, both public
and private, and all our universities
and colleges suffer from this same na-
tional vice, which is a vice In the
American character, a weakness in
our temperament. It ought to he met
and corrected in every field of life.
What we need is depth. Depth can
be imparted through the teaching of
anything. It eau be imparted through
Latin grammar, through handwriting,
through carpenter work. through arith-
metic or history. The one element re-
quired is time. Depth cannot be Im-
parted quickly or in ninny subjects
at once. Leisure is necessary—a slow-
ing down, a taking of things, not
easily, but slowly, determinedly, pa-
tiently, as if there were plenty of
time and nothing else vaunted.
This is the road to rapid and bril-
liant work, and there is no other. The
smallest children should bo set on this
road and guided and governed and
helped and slaved over by the hest of
your masters. One subject understood
means the world mastered. My friend
Frederick 'lather of Yale puts the
thing as follows:
"11' one of our small colleges should,
after the manner of the English col-
leges. devote itself to a few old fash-
ioned subjects, such as Latin and
Greek, and some kind of history and
philosophy, nod should really teach
these things, its graduates would soon
be so famous mid so eminent that
banks and railroads would be clamor-
ing for them at the college doors."
The epigram summarizes the present
needs in American ednc•ation.—John J.
Chapmnn in Atlantic Mouthly.
GARRICK'S MOBILE FACE.
Its Varying Expressions Put Gains-
borough In a Fit of Temper.
At an entertainment at which Gains-
borough and the famous nctor David
Garrick were present an ardent ad-
mirer of the great artist declared, ac-
cording to "Bibliotltek der Unterbal-
Lung and des %Vissens," that Gains-
borough had never failed to take a per-
son's likeness In a portrait. no matter
how difficult the subject might be.
Garrick thereupon asserted that Gains.
borough could not paint his likeness
and begged to be allowed to sit l'or his
portrait. Gainsborough, pleased at the
commission and expecting to find it
very interesting to paint the actor's
expressive countenance, gladly eon -
seated. Garrick then made a secret
wager with the artist's friends that he
could prove to theta that there was
one face at least that Gainshnrough
could not paint.
The results of the first sitting were
very satisfactory to the complacent.
artist. ,1t the second sitting, however,
Gainsborough was trade uncomfortable
and nervous at finding it necessary to
make soverol alterations in his work.
At the third sitting his displeasure be-
came extreme when, on comparing the
half completed work with Garrick's
face, he saw that the two bore so little
resemblance to each other that the
portrait bad almost to be repainted.
When Garrick appeared for the fourth
time, with the most innocent expres-
sion imaginable, and begged the paint-
er to begin work Gainsborough, thor-
oughly angry, broke out:
"I've uo use for you! You can ape
thoilsands of faces and never have one
of your own!"
Smiling, Garrick left the studio to
announce to the artist's friends that he
had won the wager.
Hunting the Elusive Spark.
To find a dead spark plug I take an
ordinary hammer and hold the wooden
handle in my hand, says James Atelier -
son in the Farm and home. Laying
the Rice on the cylinder head. I bring
the claws slowly toward the head of
the plug. if the plug is alive the spark
will leap across when the right gap Is
reached. If no spark is made the plug
is dead. This method does away with
the danger of receiving a shook, as you
are holding the wooden handle.
Imprisoned by Her Tongue.
In translating tho Bible for the Zu-
lus and for some other aboriginal peo-
ples it is necessary to have two ver-
sions, one for the women and one for
the men. The Zulu law compels a
married woman to cat herself off from
her father-in-law and all her bus -
band's male relations. She is not fa -
/owed to pronounce their names even
menta]iy. As a result, theile ism dis-
tinct dialect among Zulu women.
Earthquake Regions.
The most shaken countries of the
world are Italy, Japan, the Pacific
slope of South America, Java, Sicily
and Asia Minor. The lands most free
from earthquakes are Russia, Canada,
Scandinavia and Africa. The 'United
States and Australia are to a large ex-
tent
atent unshaken by earthquakes save on
the Pacific (in the United States) and,
in a few localities In the island Conti.
neat.
The Difficulty.
"My wife's mail with me and lairs
gone on a hunger strike."
'When let her go 'hungry till tpgl
comes to her Senses. W! , sho'oo Tort
worry7"
"Beearise tem the .one awn going
,it
hemgray: '
Ac++etli.
Randall --Atter tweht4=g've yentas of
married itfe she loves her husband ifis
much as ever. IEogers—'Yes, and she
!dump him in Other wage, too. -Lite.
NOTED MUSICIAN
OF MONTREAL
Advises The Use 0f "FRUIT A-T(VES",
The. Famous Fruit Medicine,
MR. ROSENRURG
589 Casgrain St., Montreal.
April 20th, 1915.
"In my opinion, no other medicine
in the world is so curative for Constipa-
tion and Indigestion as "Fruit -a -fives".
1 vasa sufererfrorn these complaints for
five years, and my sedentary occupa-
tion, Music, brought about a kind of
Intestinal Paralysis—with nasty Head-
aches, belching gas, drowsiness after
eating, and fain in the Back. I tried
pills and medicines of physicians, but
nothing helped me. Then I was induced
to try "Fruit -a -fives ", and now for
six months I have been entirely well.
I advise any one who suffers from that
horrible trouble—Chronic Constipation
with the resultant inti:oe:;l:on, to by
" Fruit -a -t i z'es ", and you will bo
a;reeably surprised at the great b:'nefit
you will receive". A. ROrENIiLTRG.
50e. a box, G for $2.50, trial size, 25c.
At all dealers or sent postpaid by Fruit-
a-tives Limited, Ottawa.
ROOT ABSCESSES AND GUMBO! LS
In these days of skilled dentistry
there are a few people who are foolish
enough to continue suffering pain from
decaying teeth. We have learrd that
we can save money. time and health if
we have the cavities filled. When a
tooth has so far broken down that the
inner pulp is exposed, there is no quest-
ion about having it attended to, for the
pain is so intense that the bravest can-
not long endure it; and if the tooth is
too far gone to be filled, it roust come
out.
But we may be greatly in need of
dental treatment and yet not be con-
scious that there is anything wrong
with our teeth. Sometimes severe ear-
ache or neuralgia and congestion of the
eyes aretheresaft`•pof fro;ible that is
going on at the root of a tooth, the
nerves from which branch up towards
the ear or the eye For the same rea•
son it is possible to lay the blame on a
tooth that may be perfectly healthy,
but it is suffering because it has the
same nerve supply as its neighbor which
is really causing all the trouble.
Whenever there is pain in an appar-
ently healthy ear, or neuralgia and
swelling round the eyes that connot
otherwise be accountedlfor or that does
not yield to treatment, it is wise to ask
the dentist to find out whether a tooth
is creating the disturbance.
An alveolar abscess is an abscess that
forms in the jaw in consequence of a
diseased tooth. When it forms only in
the gum it is called a gumboil, and there
it generally comes to a head, breaks
and heals, after the manner of boils.
But if it occurs farther down at the -root
of the tooth, it can cause serious
trouble. Unable to discharge outwardly
it may burrow down into the bone and
find an opening through the cheek, or it
may work its way upward to the ear or
even to the brain. When the pain in the
jaw is clearly owing to an' abscess that
is forming, you can hurry it along by
hot applications and poultices inside
the mouth; but do not apply them out-
side, for that may cause the abscess to
break through the cheek, which would
leave an ugly scar.
As soon as the abscess is ripe it
should be opened by a physician. But
whatever the temporary treatment of
the abcess may be, this is certainly
true: a tooth that is afflicted with a
succession of abscesses ought to come
out. Teeth with septic roots cause
much more trouble than we realize.
Neuralgias and headaches that no drugs
will cure, and stomach troubles that
defy all medicines, will often yield as
by magic to a little treatment by a
good dentist.—Youth's Companion.
Beware of Catarrh Oint-
ments' that Gontain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely,_ derange the
•'t'vhole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
Should never be used except on .pre-
seriptions from reputable physicians,
as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive
from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by lis J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, =tie
taken internally, sating directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure
be sure you get the genuine. It is
taken internally and made in Toledo,
Ohio, by F. J. Cheney ez Co. Testi-
monials free.
Sold by Druggists: Prices 75e per
TIME AND THE CLOCKS.
Curious Contradictions That Spring
From Our Present Methods,
paradox u d a s
Thep x u f tune. u reckoned we
Pave come into the habit of reckoning
It, by which 11 cablegram that leaves
England at noon is received instantly
in India at 5:30 p. m. and !tt New York
at 7 u, m., has long since been dis-
:urded by astronomers and mariners.
1"o these the time is always Green-
wich time, and it Le on Greeuwleh time
that the wireless signals of nil the
world are based since the interna-
tional time conference which met in
Paris in 1012 declared that "the uni-
versal time shall be that of Greenwich."
The Scientific American analyzes the
paradox and prophesies that the day
will come when all the world will have
but one standard time. We should
then abandon our time zones, with
their strangely irregular boundaries
based upon the exigencies of railroad
systems and political frontiers and the
"curious fiction of the international
date line could be given up."
"It would at first seem strange to the
New Yorker to begin work at 4 a. m.
instead of 0 a. m. and dine at 2 p. m.
Instead of 7 p. m.," says the Scientific
American, "but as these changes would
be merely nominal and involve no dis-
location of 'his habits with respect to
daylight and darkness he would soon
become accustomed to them."
As things are now we are so familiar
with such contradictions as receiving a
telegram four or five hours earlier than
it was sent and finding it 7 o'clock on
one side of a street when it is 8 o'clock
on the other that they do not strike us
as strange. Yet now is always and
everywhere now, no matter what we
may call it. When it is now in New
York it is now in Calcutta and in Lon-
don. "Call it what you like, the time
remalus •identical."
We have inherited our ideas of time
from ancestors whose only clock was
the sun and who divided the day into
twelve hours between sunrise and sun-.
set. In summer these were very long
hours and in winter very short. How
perplexed a Greek or Roman horologist
would have been near ono of the poles
where his "hours" would have been as
long as many modern days! With
ciooks numbered from 1 to 24 we could
abolish "a. m" and "p. m.," as several
countries have already done. "Noon" at
any place would be when the sun was
at the meridian, and it would not mat-
ter in the least what clock time coin-
cided with it. Today in the United
States tbe only places at which noon
and 12 o'clock exactly coincide are
those precisely on the meridian. For
example, when it is "noon" in Florida
it is 1 p. rn. ,jest across the border in
Georgia and :ren it is "noon" in Geor-
g a it is only 11 a. in. in Florida. Simi-
lar conditions exist in many places.
Garlic In the Milk.
As to milk diluted by the light diet
of the cow, what is this compared with
the garlic to which any one at break-
fast in Italy in spring is subject with-
out warning? The mere tourist is no
doubt guarded by a taster in the hotel
keeper's service, but the resident may
any morning find his milk or his butter
or both made impossible by a flavor
more rank than any onion. The Italian
cow evidently loves the garlic plant
and inconsiderately feasts upon it, with
consequences overpowering to the
senses of man.—London Mirror.
Von Dor Goltz a Novelist.
A good deal of the late Field Mar-
shal von der Goltz's reputation rested
upon his military text books, and it is
interesting Zo recall that he first won
literary fame by writings of a very
different character. When a poor ca-
det at Grosslichterfelde with a widow-
ed mother to support he turned his
hand to novel writing and gained a
considerable reputation by a series of
sentimental romances.—London Chron-
icle.
Hoard on the Highway.
Troubles are so far scattered it takes
a lifetime to get around all of them.
Mighty few rest'places on the road
to the promised land. The motto Le,
"I{eep a -going till you get there."
Sometimes a cabin may be roomy
enough to hold all the happiness one
needs in a lifetime.
Heaven is all the time near us, while
we're ftyine from star to star to End
Rejuvenating Your Pipe.
To make an old tobacco pipe as good
as new plug the stem with a bit of
match, 13U the bowl with alcohol, light
and let burn. Do this three or four
times and the pipe will be as clean
and as sweet as when new without the
bother of breaking it in.
Yes. She Could.
"1 don't see why mothers can't see
the faults in their children," said Mrs.
Smith to Mrs. Jones,
"Do you think you can?" asked Mrs.
Jones.
"Why, I world in a minute if ray
children had any."
QUite Natural
Proud Mother—This is a toy tea set
my little girl bas for afternoon partite.
She likesto serve make believe tea
and make believe sandwiches. It'e o<
harmless fancy. Guest—Perfectly.
Pve been to grownup sffatts where
they did it.
"They 80 he's tied to his Wife's
apron strings,"
"Iris wife Iv fat too rich to wear
aprons. Purse strings is the term."•
not k. It Is esti"2ltted that there -are 170
Taake Hall's p'at>tfi"Iy rills for sen- ,0610+•
stipation, 000 real laagroea 1a the tlrorlti,
'DISTRESSING RHEUMATISM
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How many people, crippled and lame from rheumatism,
owe their condition to neglected or incorrect treatment!
It is the exact combination of the Purest Cod Liver
Oil with glycerine and hypophosphites as contained in
T�SDEM N
that has made Scott's famous for relieving rheuma-
tism when other treatments have utterly failed.
H you are a rheumatism sufferer, or feel its first
symptoms, start on Scott's Emulsion at once.
IT MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.
Scott & sown, Toronto, Ont. 16-3
MR. ROWELL'S MONTREAL VISIT.
(Montreal Herald, Nov. 7.)
Montreal on three consecutive days
has heard inspiring addresses by Mr.
Rowell—at the Reform Club, at St.
James' Church and at the Canadian
Club. Leader of a political party
though he may be, he is much more
than that—he is a great Canadian.
Even at the Reform Club, he refused to
take advantage of the opportunity to
talk politics, and not a phrase that he
uttered could bel turned into political
capital. Mr. Rowell is more than a
politician; he is a Canadian statesman.
His vision extends beyond the end of
the war and beyond the next provincial
or federal election. He sees that the
intermediate duty of every Canadian
worthy of the name is to help win this
war for the sake of Canadians yet un-
born. His message is that the war is
not by any means over—and this is no
mere pessimistic message, for he never
doubts for a moment the ultimate
victory—and that in this war we cannot
stand on a limited liability basis.
"Men, more men, and then, more men!"
is the ringing message he brings us
from the trenches, and with it many a
tale of the heroism of our own Canadian
boys of English, Scotch, Irish and of
French descent. Are we going to let
the flag fall from their grasp? There
is only one answer. Mr. Rowell's visit
to Montreal, tending as it does to bind
still more closely together the people. of
Ontario and Quebec, will be a factor in
the emphasis with which that answer is
given. A man of high ideals, he is
able, to an unusual extent, to infuse
much of his own noble courage and
enthusiasm into the hearts and minds
of his bearers. He is devoting his fine
abilities to the high cause of civilization
andljustice and human liberty.
A whale of average size has a jaw
bone 25 feet in length.
Got Rid of Itronchttes
Mr. W. H. Walker. Calmar, Alta.,
writes:—"I am pleased to say that Dr.
Chase's Syrup of Linseed and Turpen-
tine has done much good to myself,
wife and children. My eldest girl, 7
years, had bronchitis and the doctor
who attended her did not seem to do
much good. We got Dr. Chase's Syrup
of Linseed and Turpentine for her and
she soon got wen. We always keep
this medicine in the house now ready
for use and find that it soon cures
coughs and colds.
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