Goderich Signal Star, 2011-07-27, Page 20Wednesday, July 27, 2011 • Goderich Signal -Star 19
ked man in the drive-thru. Hold the coffee.
aldin is a social activ-
risking jail time in
ive you tkie right to
your lot Tim Hor-
trder a coffee and a
xt time you're in a
ns ordering a coffee,
k around at all those
evhining about the
rsaline and the lack
they get from their
Now imagine them
My point precisely.
0 the walnut crunch
tofthere.
Coldin has been
with public nudity
pion 174 of the Crim:
after entering a Tim
Bracebride, Ontario
wing nothing but a
lough 1 have no idea
rdered, my sugges-
have been the Bagel
1 know it's not much
ut it's a start
ky have to change all
igns in Bracebridge
shirt, no shoes, no
envies"
is the owner of a
ptional resort near
ge. They used to be
icily camps with
Peek & Peek. Years
1.i one such place in
ritea magazine anti-
the naturalist phe-
. Basically 1 found.
of people: modest
rho had. somehow
i need that this was a
Ind overweight men
1 doing stride jumps
rpt my camera came
clothes -optional kiosk. • Nude staff would would be free. The revenue would be gen- Hortons' customers on the other side of
serve nude customers and everything erated by ticket sales of regular Tim the one-way mirror wall.
www.westcoastblues.cd
s t say the birthday
saw had way more
than they were
lOr. Oh and this par -
ist camp was in the
forest near Fonthill,
at night it doubled
(-Donald's for
litter there was a
man at the camp
went outside. They
its about to be mar -
aided to wear white
piing.
own a nudist camp
tild name it - Stark -
RI sell opera glasses
not the first time
Jin: has been seen
Lund the town of
I ge and he's not
tie. A colleague by •
of John Cropper
lied Coldin naked
W hamburger Joint.
rent!), they were
)y the "Charbroiled
►ectal.
All the World's a Circus
William Thomas
Brian Coldin regards himself
as a "Christian Naturist" and
believes that by arresting him,
the police are "preventing him
from practicing his Christian
Naturist beliefs." His lawyers
argued that Coldin is Just
expressing his love for nature
and have based their defence
on the freedom of expression.
1 don't know about freedom
of expression, but there's no
doubt that Brian and John in
the buff make a lousy first
impression. The A&W waitress
claimed "the two men spent 15
minutes fussing around with
money, pretending to look for
wallets in their back pockets
while their genitals flopped
around"
Brian Coldin claims that
clothes are too restrictive, "the
shadde8 of society, as he likes
to say. Come February in
Bracebridge, 1 think this guy is
going to wish he was wearing a
pair of fleece -lined shackles
Upset, embarrassed, shaken
and shocked is how the prose-
cutor in the case described the
reaction of the waitress. No
doubt she'll be having night-
mares about the incident, a
recurring nightmare about a
flasher/slasher movie involv-
ing
nvolying Freddy�bbKrueger and a sau-
sage
gri„�r
!think there's more going on
here than meets the naked eye.
As George Grizzard once said:
'Naked' means you ain't got
no clothes on. "Nekkid' means
you ain't got no clothes on and.
you is up to somethin'!”
Another waitress at Tim
Hortons got the surprise of her
life when she leaned out the
pick-up window to give Coldin
his change and there he was ..
in the raw. Or as they say in
Bracebridge = northern expo-
sured. It was her first day on
the job. She did what's known
at Tim Hortons as a "doubt
double take"
A little warning would have
been helpful. ".Naked guy in
the drive-thru! Hold the hbt
coffee!" until now, serving
nudists is not something Tim
Hortons covered in their new
employee training program.
All about shareholders and
profits, Tim Hortons is likely
preparing for a change to our
nudity laws by designing a
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