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The Exeter Advocate, 1915-9-23, Page 6About the Household r rights of all neutrals riot only in this' d£ e ore war a out—in fact, war, but in any wars that may follow, GPR SAN PILI some of thestaffof Sir John dacksgn, just b f biok and thus forever destroy the rights of Ltd th c'o i POET. DROVE PIIS. giving to the nation having the strong -1 PAPER neutrals, if the law is not upheld, and; PAPER ON siiners by the Turlcs, , a nt vact ors, were taken prx- est naval power the right to dictate : the world's eQnxnlerce: 'If we 'yield to a _ British violation of the law to -day, we Selected Recipes. .._ ._._ To make an old fowl tender rub rosy nave to yield toettorrow`to the bird all over with lemon juice, . y a lake Foamy Sauces -One cap sugar, one: sielation b y Ituesia, Germany, or '.1a - then wrap in buttered paper, and cue, milk, three egg whites; rind and juice one lemon. Heat milk. Beat egg rehires stiff, adding sugar grade -t rnto Add size. 't the neutral nations, it is claimed, must. ally,, Add mill; and flavoring, beating` a little ;round ginger to. rice riot permit suck violations of law, but: puddings just before placing in the b t. M when foamy, ' oven. Half a pint of water can then must hold .all belligerents strictly to! till the winter Serve 8callope•d Par�intps, lax two cup- F be mixed '4th the milk and the ud its observance. While Germany feels i fills of cu,d m tehcd parsnips with, will taste just as well. p that she is figbe' ng for "Kultur," and two taniespoes,l of butter mid England feels that her fight is tor civi•' cream enough lo .Hake smooth. Put: A sandwich hint. When buttering Bastion, so America, feels that s is breaa for sandwiches knead the but-' h@ to a pedaling' dish, patatlle with but- coiled upon to uphold the rights of tared !ennui 5•r,,ni+rs, zt,. l bake ut:ti, '' or. a. plate and mix the mustard neutral cations, as triose rights have brown, with it instead of spreading it on g the meat. been established by centuries of strug- Oyster Plant fritters, --Sergipe oy- : i gle. Our clash with G. B. grows ster ?. A sure test of linen is to wet a poi- G. out e, -ant atria' F t ::e reef sale bat -a ; of the restrictions she has seen fit to ter c ' ea teen of piece and if moisture is quick - t one caps milk, t,va beaten eggs ly absorbed and shows through to impose in the name of "blockade," and tri =taineet ;Ora ry flour, beating .other side you will never be mistaken = while our clash with Germany arises hard. :1 grated oyster p,ar:t. Sea- to from the restrictions that• she claim son with suit sial pepper, and drop ;about linen. This is a never -fail test.. the right to impose u on contraband" I €rani spoor into deep, belling fat. Frye: To revive withered flowers plunge p c ntzuband p y the stalks in boiling water and leave and the ships that carry it. The nets to go:nen brown. them in it till it becomes cold. Then;: of'one nation in carrying out her poll t Fried Summer Squash,- Wa s and "cut aborti one inch from Icy have resulted in the loss of Amor!. cut } e ing summer salmail into slices , th r m the ends of r can lives as well as A I el pan. steam for two or three hours, aceo The L'.5:, as the most powerful :of BURNING UP HER PEOPLE'S CAP- ITAL AP- erre. - -_ _ WAR, __ _ R of a lit: f irch thiels. Sprinkle with e tee mer the prate ,, , . salt . - � _ �� If you wish to present �+ale the sets of the other nati stalks,. Europe's ' Future Prosperity Lies in Use of Science to Coni- niercial Problems. In an article published in London Answers last November, under the title "Can. Germany Pay the Piper?" the writer suggested that the strug- gle was likely to be a long and very exhausting one; and, granted that Germany and Austria were beaten, they would probably become bankrupt and- unable to pay an indemnity suf- ficient to reimburse the Allies. This conclusion has been greatly fortified by subsequent events, Gere litany hiss proceeded to finance her war on lines of piling paper on paper. To use a homely analogy, she has been inducing her people to pawn their pepper and and clap it: fine erumba. p n green a ge have onlyresulted in the Loss of on goads and chattels and give money to Then put : *quash beatentalx1eb from boiling ober, drop a piece Amor :the war, and then to -pawn their awn- line saaua,•. into a egg �.scan property and profits on the sale p r e i4le�oQoaift.l mill* of a dclaim- w431.tickets and give the further money cls c<±ed °� _.; f - o, drtppung the size of a walnut into the centre of the, just as they corn g o' s, yet 'both nations it is nr 1 a ain inev emiet. Fry in Jeep z a u have inence to hong, , ve violated the law, and both '. e�av l Tea remove tea stains from woollen ]justify thetnselves on the $ame ground Crumb Tarts.—To sane cup cuirass material: of u Itiary necessity. Great Britain's tine on'-' Nor,. tcvo ta'blea:,ons milk, err cover with powdered fug- � a lj itatu s o e f:•.;: cup sugar and one-half tea- lees earth, dry and leave for twenty- Position, however,. is a little different spoon l':alcinr powder. Line sides and : four hours Then brush out, and thef at of Germany s, in this: She t h claims that the details of the analiea• mine {•f f+tres~oin leaving space in a made sauce for cold meat. subject t b t, ,t fat uetil lightly sir axed. stain willhave disappeared bettoene of muffin tins with mixture A hem - d tion of the principles of the law are not cert, e Fill, s pace, with apple sauce p lespoonful of horsez sties, violating the principles themselves, and a few raisins and bake twenty mix with one tablespoonful, of raised' ea bile Germany claims the right to axia*a°�+ t� t^nelarate oven. mustard, a teaspoonful of sugar, and Pica—One , one-half ,, four tablespoonfuls of vinegar, sweep all principles aside and to place almat f, u'and one-half Bounds , lier own necessities above the law. Reef, three pints peeled pots- A use for an old leather belt. A•.ail Gertuan atrocities committed in Bel- toes, ere c;irgc, knion. Slice onion, it right side down on a piece of wood and shout the same size so that girtm. and France, and on the seas, in ' ' Sera e a tab o ellen and that she is d put t stew with beef. Cools and the wrong ms, o inion, largely justifies the harsh 'n,t 'b plates.:s siring one teaspoon side of the leather is uppermost. This' p art cat: i lt-rc,>n pepper ro eue,h mates a n exeedent len feboard. measures G. 1I. has been compelled sista Lire l,�;als rs {lilt with one-half e Put in stewed meat, sea- GREAT BRITAIN AMP tJ.S. F. nes ? 'ante with salt and p•`apper." eitous language, "The one prinelp t v e u ' , rest ,vf potatoes and hake, Americaie Clash with Great Britain o kwhiclt is furdaineutal, and has obt, �. ea ;tt:E A Peppers Stu . d with Mushrooms.- c b7=F ' t ,..n,„22, eanFi from v tun,,, Wee(' n intoree oral law and �jenet Qn ee.T r., t.rtersl.. remove the at ag'`' gece the right to a belligere... coerce of Itis enemy:" Tha >;ituati a ar.74 ?:art, -ions a rl 1?at' it five net ft to ino.reipt all vessels seize- upon any view, s deeldedlP'i e t Mix :vat ca:e�fels of sift �°'.i:: �„ fcr tl:e pari of rho en€�tny, Great `tta ail, and I trust it will be auil a P,a6.•�'•...tei - ** S.;• .n' • A,- Britain m,�tes �l step a am cab hereby to take in est • d ro}Ing sue barbarous enemy. As Sir Edw trey pertinently put It in his own ha. arc) tali Trade an Contraband Goods. ed untvereal recognition, is that, meant of blockade. a belligerent is titled to cut orf the sea -borne to thus raised to the same purpose. Everything at Stake. When her next great loan comes out, which May be very shortly, it can. be expected thin this complicated pawn- ing system will be even further ex- tended, The German Finance Minister, Von Helfferich, has practically admitted in a public utterance that Germany is now burningu p her people's p poples capital in war. She stakes all on her win- ning. If she were to win, she would un- doubtedly reduce England and France and the Colonies to a condition of in .. dustrial slavery. We should be confined under a system of.iron regulations which le would force us to work our hardest lin. and pay over to her everything we earn above the barest living wage. All luxuries would be forbidden us, and life under such conditions would be intolerable. Those who think that they would emigrate, if the worst a came to the worst, are indulging in a 9 b by an - m• on, ng 13' eideth e addhs clap- a to •tip further, .:and 4 fi.l F c,e 'pt :airs fine} 4 bp�fL°l e+a cls. i- rlai:ni:, the r7gh? to intercept all res• !settled. p m and erre -fourth tea- g emlrabraud goads, de` , Denver, r pi e£el sal.. Fill the peppers and strife ;i to neutral ports, providing tate .Sept. 8, 191 . `'tante them it: a it € r , geed= ars? to be re -shipped from such .� w�tirtt, F.edr:. l:akc. a pl hal: w th +,ne-half coni- ports to the enemy's cr untry. To this Smart Morning a altoged rigltt, America enters her r Dress. .�. p o• , z poi a•z t c r cartainir CIHAS. M. I3ICE. fug of water mixed with one talo suoofful ter rr,Were it not for the fact that a w t4'st, hence the quarrel with Great }rift- Liver 1Goaf. -One c;ili's liver, one-" ain. Tlti, is a new phase of internee man derives a good deal of pleasur half capbreadcrumbs, four slices salt tional law, fer which there exists no from her wardrobe, the necessityfo pork eheppe.1, e tablespoons chop-, certain precedent, as suck right . was a a great variety of clothes for ped anic,n, one cap water or stock, seldom, if ever, before claimed in the"Qat occasions wouldprove an differ 's history. annoy alive. A wardrobe can be made o, e one-half reads em salt, one-half tea- world's stem kitchen l nzquet, one tablespoon But Germany is peculiarly located, most satisfactory necessity if the pro geographically, hence= the question be- n be per discretion exercised in th vinegar, few grains cayenee, few grating, nutmeg. dash liver, chop comes important. Great Britain has and coal: in l,a a,mx water live minutes, effectually blockaded all German port's, Drain, add l:reatl crumbs, chop, aAmerican but Germany is continually th ally receiving add reniaiann ; ingt edient3. Press into ae can geode via tete ports of Hol - pan, corer er sad bake ane Hour in slow land, where they are re -transported to oven. l Germany, The Qin:: tion presented by Pittsburgh Potatoes.—'Wash and these facts le thin, Has Great Britain pare pot.itoes, cut into one-half inch `the nglit to seize the cargoes of ships, slie;es and slue.= into one -haifinch' billed to Holland ports, whenever she cubes --there sheulil be one quart. Add!has good reason to believe that such one email union, finely chopped, and cargoes are destined ultimately for cook in boiling salted water to cover Germany consumption? Great Britain seven iiiinutes. Add one-half can of ;claims the affirmative of this '-issue, pimr ntues cut into strips and boilwhile the United States, with equal. five minutes, th•n drain. Put in but-; emphasis denies this right. ter eel baking ali-h, pour over two cups; , Both Great Britain and Germany of white sa�aa e, to whirs has been ads_ c`aim that their acts respectively, the aed one-half pound of grated eiieese t former the right to seizure, the latter nd bake until potatoes are soft. , the right to destroy by the submarine, Pear Dumplings.—Pare, and •are based on the urgent necessities of mince six large, ripe pears, core v�ath' the present war. Germany claims that them one-half nutmeg grated, two Great Britain has no right to intercept ounces elarided butter, sugar to taste' ontrab though goods billed to a neutral and four well -beaten eggs. Add . port, though ultimately designed for enough finely later bread crumbs to Germany, and because of this alleged make mixture stiff and smooth. Mold' the wrongfuluract, Germanyubmamade use of into egg-shaped balls with bowl of the murderous submarine, as a war large spoon, dip into boilingwater necessity. America claims that no and simmer one-half hour. Serve in for the violation of international law, mere war necessity is x justification heated dish with sugar and dash of by the destruction of neutral vessels cinnamon. In separate dish, serve milk sauce or other pudding sauce, if not carrying conbelligerent goods, or by liked. the destruction off belligerent vessels carrying neutrals or non-combataants, Household Hints. at least without warning such vessels and giving sufficient time for all on Lace continually cleaned with gaso- board to safely escape. 'line or naphtha will turn yellow' It is apparent that the questions are ui q - ckl y not only perplexing, but are three Good lard is much better than but- sided, with three nations as respective 'ter for basting roasted meat and for litigants, and while the whole matter frying. involves the simple right to sell goods Starch is improved by long boiling, and make a profit, the questions back instead of being made in the usual , of this are of a far-reaching character. hurried way. The Landon Morning Post has this to If a pinch of salt be added to the say about it: "Americans will not, we sugar used for stewing sour. fruit are sure, in this great crisis, allow much less sugar will be required. material considerations of passing In making children's dresses which magnitude to individuals but no m will need letting down, stitch them than a ore with 100 cotton thread,and grade of pend in the reale 'o - you will civilization- to imperil the world's fu - have no trouble in ripping tucks or tore." This would seem to imply hems. P y that while G. B. knows the is violatiirg the To clean brass flower pots or trays, Iaw, America should overlook it in th sub them with a piece of lemon; then e pour boiling water over them, and fin- ally polish with a soft dry cloth. When boiled andunboiled'eggs get mixed, spin them, and the boiled ones will spin quite fast, while those which have not been cooked will hardly spin Mend once. interests of civilization. ButGermanywould doubtless make a similar plea in justi8.cation of her submarine depredations, that it is done in the interests of G•errnau "Kultur," and so there would he no end to the violations of the law. Undanbtedly there are large trading The hair mattresses which are 1111- interests in the U.S. which chafe in - ed with black hair are much better creasin,gly against their inabilit to run their goods into Germany and s ell tli,em at warprices, such, for instance, as the cotton growers of the South. England, as is well known, has lately placed this class of goods on the list as Contraband, so the question deepens' as time, goes on. The American press is 'divided on' these questions, some eiaiming that the matter is not ,simply one of main- taining the rights of neutrals, .but of standing by the law that protects the than those filled with white hair, -be- cause the latter has generally been bleached and is deprived, of its springiness. When cooking haricot beans add salt to the water first, and they will cook in a third of the time,: and will not need to be soaked overnight. When pickling, boil 'the corks for bottling, and put into: the bottles and jars while hot, when - cold they will seal themselves tightly.;Y No: 9048. -planning and making of the clothes One of the frocks needed and use very much is the morning dress, a delightfully smart and up' -to -date e ample of which is Ladies' Horne Jour nal Pattern No. 9048, shown here with. The four -gore skirt is length ened by a three-piece circular flounce prettily embroidered with de sign No. '14,736. Pattern cuts in sizes 32 to 42 inches bust measure, requir- ing in size 36, 5% yards of 36 -inch .material. Patterns, 15 cents each,. can be had at your local, Ladies' Home Journal Pattern dealer, or from The Home Pat- tern Company, 183-A .George Street, Toronto, Ontario. Cheap Doctoring. Anxious Mamma -Little• Dick is upstairs, crying with the toothache. Practical Papa -Take him arv;nd to the dentist's. I' haven't. any money. You won't need any.money. The toothache will stop before you • get there. e The problem of producing cheaper wool is the problem of utilising the desert lands of America .and Australia. Luther Burbank attempted one partial GABRIEL NZ. Id ITALY'S solution of this in the 'artificial breed - NATIONAL FIGURE, ing of a- spineless cactus. Cactus - leaves, if not thorny, would form food COUNTRY . TO. WAR D'ANNU ANAL and drink for sheep, and'large areas ., of sandy desert might conceivabl utilised by planting them with a pidly-spreading spinless cactus. Man's Great Enemy. Again, the jungle -lands of C Africa, Brazil and'the East IudiE , fee vast possibilities for the gr.: of rubber -trees, cocoanut -palms nutbutter), bananas;, palms, and ilei sources of food and raw mate The great difficulty is- to render habitable, Central Africa at the sent xnotnent is being devastated population. by a scourge which carrying off millions, For the last ten years or m scientists have been trying to fin specific against sleeping sickn They have succeeded partially, •not entirely, There is no doubt after the war research will roe and, if the disease can be elimina it will be a big step towards obt ing a revenue from Central Aft which will help to meet the warbil Reverting to desert lands, anot of reclaiming them is to. lise sun -power, Energy so obtain could be applied to the raising of wa and the irrigation of deserts far growing of cotton and other sour of raw material. Just before tlia war some extrem interesting experiments in this di tion were being carried out in Eg by an American inventor, helped British scientists. The scheme is series of troughs lined with mirror - glass, which are rotated during the dayso as to catch the focus them. on' to a water boilesun-rays The.", steam so produced can, of course, be,, applied to engines for pumping water, Coining the Sunshine. How nearly the scheme has been made commercially practicable can be gauged from the following figures: t Coal in Egypt costs about £3 a ton, nd is now rising in price; sun -power as been captured as an equivalent; y be I Previous to the Present.War He Won ra-,! a Great Reputation in Paris. entrap The story of Italy and the great es of- war le the story of Gabrielle D'Aneun- awing zto, the Italian, poet and .patriot, Who (for kuows the history of his passion for sim- Italy and the widening circle of his ria). love that shrines the Latin peoples, them and can interpret the peculiar quality pre- of his contributions to .this last tense. of period in Italian history, knows best is- the story of. wiry,, with month on month of. warning, Italy sent her ls• ore gions against her ancient enemy. d a: Italian hopes have been welded into ess, the symbolic personalities of two then: but , Garibaldi and D'Annunzio. Garibaldi that was definitely the leader, setting bis ' eed, torch for Italy. But D'Annunzio i h is the ted, torch, made from the cumulative nine flames of the folk heart of r'orthern Hca Italy, the artist's gardener who lent L lis spirit for tiro showing of the ease- - er, tion of Itis countrymen, Ile made a uti- tremendous impression when, as na- ed tional pont, he was called to make the ter the eesi I ely; sec- yptl by; a; fool's dream. Emigration would be forbidden. We should be caged and. chained to these shores. The above is no idle speculation about Germany's intentions.. She has done this very thing with Belgium. The unfortunate inhabitants are caged inside a network of barbed wire ex- tending nil along the Dutch frontier, their only means of exit. Working for the Usurpers. ' Belgian factories are ordered to produce Goverxunent goods. The em- ployers are subject to a fine of £50 a day or more if they refuse to do so. In a certain factory workmen struck. What was the result? They were con- fined to the building and kept 'with- out food until they signed a paper promising "voluntarily" to return to work and produce goods for Ger- many's needs. Pending this promise, the other innocent inhabitants of the town were confined to their houses after seven o'clock.of an evening, But when the allies win—as they will win, if every man and woman lines up for the struggle—we cannot impose that monstrous system of slavety on Germany. Our ideals of humanity forbid it. We cannot out - Prussia Prussia, however deeply she R has sinned. It has been suggested in responsible quarters that, in the event of decis- ive and overwhelming victory, the b Allies should take over German and th Austrian State railways, and run them for our own profit. This is quite prac- ticable, and does not conflict with hu- manitarian principles. Useful But Not Enough. It is also practicable to take over the income from the postal system, from electric lighting, gas, and water in —in fact, from every form of enter- Br prise.now in. the hands of the German ne and Austrian 'Governments. ash But even' these will not'suffice to pay for the many thousands of mil - to coal at £3 los. a ton. If the a paratus can be improved --and aft the war research will be resumed--- cost would be lowered, Let us assume that sun -power c eventually be converted profitably to irrigation power, and follow otit, consequences. The acreage of deser land available is enormous. Taking both sides of the allay; plain of the Nile in Egypt; the sid of the Euphrates and Tigris for 40 miles above the Persian Gulf; a. sir' a mile wide along the rainless po of the western coast of Califo nia, these would furnish sufficien sunshine for nearly - ten million en gines of 100 h.p. each, Further, there are the illimitab desert -spaces of the Sahara, Centr Australia, India, the Western Unite States, and South-West Africa, The above will indicate a few of th many ways in which science can hel to solve the problem of how Europ is to meet the war -bill without in dustrial slavery being enforced on th losing natichrs, or poverty on winner and losers alike. HUNS AND DRUMS. easons for the Shortage in Resonant Instruments. Just lately there has been a short ge of drums, and some of the new ands have had to wait a little fo eir most resonant instruments. Curiously enough, there is a dos connection between Germangts mid day meal and this shortage. Ger many is a veal -eating country, an our tanners formerly bought the calf skins it had to dispose of. These skin were beautifully prepared and tanned England, and practically became itish production, for German tan- rs simply cannot approach the Brit - in work of this kind. The vellum obtained was then sold to the drum anufacta�s , for drum-heads,'as y are' 4. t is tr that a short time, before war r GZa-many began too eat more ef,"much of it cow flesh, and less a1. The young calves were accord- lygallowed ,to grow, and the con- uent shortage of skins had ' al- dy begun. There is now: little bt: that Germany had • economic sons in mind for this change in t. • We might rely on France for calf - ns, ap France is also a veal eating untry, but unfortunately, just after outbreak of war, this country for- e the `export of skins. ' Naturally, it is very improbable that the French. authorities, when they framed this regulation, gave so much as a thought to. its interfering with British drum- makipg. Another cause which conduces to the shortage of drums ,is that ash wood, used for the sides and flesh - hoops of the drums, is difficult to °b- owing' to transport': difficulties.' Then, again, brass and: copper are re- ed for ' the munitions, and are ice for other' purposes. Even the pts for the drums are less easily. tainablo than•heretofore, and many the painters have joined the Arm Answers. , it — 1 Wh 'd� id y yob break your en-- ement with that school teacher?" k—"If I failed to show up at her se every evening she expected me to•, bring a written .e>Fcuse signed by mother." p- er the an nn - the t - al. es 0 tp o r- t le al d e p e e s Gabriele D'datnuatxfo commemorative speech at the anniver- sary of the famous expedition of Gari- baldi that milted the two Slcilies and gave back Naples to the Kingdom of Italy. A year ago one might leave said that Garibaldi as a figure was losing lustre, and for years D'Annitnzio has been the voice of voices for Italy, his the mem- ory that could not forget, the brightest mirror of Italy's half buried hopes, There has been no period in the whole of his life when he has not been D'Annunzio the patriot. He was that in the days of his earliest humble journalism. Through all his work he has missed no chance to celebrate the greatness, past and future, of his coun- try. It is in the preface to "La Nave" that be speaks of "the very bitter Adri- atic," and later as "our sea" a• little wistfully, and dwells upon the better days that it shall see and what free - Gabriele D'Annunzlo, dom it shall take. For these touches, disagreeable to Austria, the sale of the r book was forbidden. In another place he makes a point of expressing a wish - e that an Italian aeroplane should fly over all of those lands where Italian - was spoken, and the Italians through - d out the Trentino secretly gloated over his daring. s • German capital was good to Italy, but Italians felt a kind of uneasiness a lest they were paying for kindness by the relinquisthment of national secret. strings. Success in France: To. Annunzio these banking prob. leas had no interest -the great essen- tial la i y n reusing Italy to a sense of the defence she must make against alien ,Kultur. D'Anaiunzio's success .in France since he Went four years ago to Paris has been one of the wonders ` of the literary and artistic worj.d. At the ;beginning of the war D'A.n- nunzio was in' Paris, where he flung himself into; an ardent sympathy with • France, but with the growth of the pro -war sentiment in Italy, overwhelm- ed by his' sense of the kinship of the late peoples, he returned to Florence . and passionately appealed for war on Austria. It was, many believe, really his influnce that swung his country over with the. allies. It. is also° difficult to unteach a new dog old: tricks. so m • lions burnt up in war and the huge • the d pension list -to w ' hies everye ' b lligerent I country will 4tand . commited. the x- We and our children and our grand- -be - children will have to pay—in taxes vea and in reduced scales of living—unless in - new sources of natural wealth can seq netapped.' rea he one big hope for an •impover- dou; ished Europe lies in science. rea Scientists will have to devote their 'die knowledge and research powers to the alleviation. of the burden. Cheaper ski foods, cheaper materials of - clothing co " and building,` cheaper transport, the cheaper mechanical -power—these are bad. the developments foreshadowed. This,. again, is not an idle dream. Ever since 1900 scientific research has been attempting to produce by artifi- cial means the substances called "pro- teids," which norm the basis of meat. The problem is an excessively dif- ficult one, but it is not impossible 'of. solution,. Artificial fertilisers can now be pro- tarn duced from the air � a chemical pro- cess, and, when strewn on the fields, quir 'are converted by Nature into plant- scar food. It- is probable that the 'present par cost of these artificial nitrates will be obi reduced by further research. of In the matter' of clothing, we have Ar to look to cheaper cotton' and wool as the staples. Extensive growing of ` B cotton in British East Africa and ,in gag the Mesopotamia Valley wou1•H1 help Jac to reduce the price. British engineers, sou were at Work on huge damming and irrigation ;:schemes in Mesopotamia my "What does' this mean, Bridget ?" exclaimed the lady of the house, re- turning from shopping. "The tele- phone's been taken out. "Sure, ma'am, the girl across the way come over'and said her missus would like to use it for a little while, and I sint it over to hey; but I had a terrible job getting it unscrewed from the dwell, ma'am." He—"Marry me, Liza,' an' I'll be as true to yer as me old .donkey is ter me," ` She—"Go hon, 'Enery; don't be Makin' an ass'gf yerself." "Before I married' my wife I could have listened to her sweet voice for hours," said Smithy to his. friend. "Yes—and now?" asked the friend. ' "Now," said Smith, with moisture in -- his eyes, "I have to." Most British battleships are de- fended against the attacks of torpe- does by means of torpedo-nets—steel cx inolines, which .can: be suspended at emus distance from" the side of the mb:) al the en 1 f b m