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Exeter Advocate, 1904-12-29, Page 3HUNTING THE ELEPHANT FINDING OF BIG GAME IN EAST AFRICA. TTneertainty in the Pursuit of. Lions --Big; Fish in the Nile, "I regret that I cannot venture to name the focality where trio best shooting is to be had,for although I Was told of some places whieli were :better than others, the information which I was able to nick uli, on a rabic! tour was so ineonnploto that it might he misleading to put it on regio I. I will confine myself to say- ing treat if I were a younger men I 'should certainly lose no tune in. making a,srortieg tour in East Afri- ea," says Sir Edward Buck hi the i nglisbnran. 'Trio country leas not been •overshot, yet, but every- year will tenni to make the 'game more shy. And I will add that I should be tempted to push on through Uganda to the Albert Lake . and thence down the Nile to r ,e'yp.t, thee avoixlin,g, the long, sea iaurnay round by the 7.3•ed Sea: The road from Entebbe, at witicb place the traveller is landed by the Vic- toria Lake ,steamer',_ to the Albert Lake is a very good one, and the joie ney takes about eight days. At the lake a boat is prccuratile which t'ar'os passengers throeili tie lake flown the upper reaches of the Nile. Then a week's journey by land is 3n,; de imperative by rapids which render the river unnavigable. After this xro,arnh the traveller can proceed in a steamer 'direct to Cairo. "Ona of the temptations, at least i, 'mild be so to me, on this route, is the - lashing on Lake Albert and in Some of the reaches of the Nile. A fish whieli a1?pears to behave very like the miahseer is very plentiful, and one was taken last year WEIG•IIING 99 POUNDS. But the fisli whieli gives the best sport is, so I was told by an official who diad caught mahseer in. the Item- nl.eyas, the 'tiger fish,' which, through srnaller in size, reaming only to ten: pounds, is much more active tlia‘ln the mabseer and requires more skill and care to land. "The sportsman will find another advantage oe. this routo. He may take out a seemed license for shoot- ing in the Uganda Protectorate under trio same restrictions as in the )Nast Africa Protectorate, thus doubling the number of animals which he :nay kill, and as he has a better chance than elsewhere cf meeting with male ele- phants with exceptionally goodteaks he may, 3f he is fortunate, obtain Ivory, of which the value will be materially more than the license fee of £50. And he will bave obtained perhaps some fairly good tusks in the East Africa Protectorate of which the price will if lie chooses to sell the ivory, make up the whole 61 the •£1011, leaving the only charges to be met the eost of sliikaries, coolies and food. As far as 1 'meld aster- tain . the charges for these are . not excessive, provided that the tent car- ried' is light. "As I have referred to the ele- phant, it will not be out of place to a young man he was hunting once sotnet ing about lions, The main thing tobe said about them is, the uncertainty of finding therm, T will give ea instance. On the railway journey, between Port Florence and Nairobi an Austrian Count, %vile with a married companion and his wife had been shooting in the neigh- borhood, joined the train, ]fringing' his trophies with him.He ha4 kill- ed, I was told: nine lions within a month, whereas last year in six weeks hq had not been able to lend a single one. The fair Austrian, I nlny, mention, was got up like the short skirted 'Tyrolese peasant girl of the opera, and presented a very picturesque and sporting aippearance. she, too, had killed her lions, that is, some of the nine. "More, then, 1 cannot say about the Ding of the 'Forest except that the authorities want their lions kill- ed, and that the sportsman mast, when he arrives in the country, make inquiries about the localities where lions have most recently been seen. or are most likely to be found. Thus on the day that we returned to the coast we were told at a serail sta- tion named Simba, which being in terproted means lion, that five lions had just been seed in the vicinity, and that if there was .any sportsman in the train who was anxious ,to kill a lion he hadbetter stop and go af- ter them at once. It is, by the way in the same neighborhood, not much More than 200 miles from Mombas- ca, that 'rhinos' can often be seen from the train, ''1his-place has; however, the dis- advantage of being -.net Lied more than of- ten tan an others. 'by Mombassa s sports - meet, ts- teen, including naval officers from any of the men-of-war anchored in. the harbor, in view of its being within ciiey compass of a week end trip. And the game, especially, of course, antelopes anti. gazelles, is correspondingly shy. On the other hand, . in many places the animals are. too easily approached, and except for the lest which accompanies a de- sire to obtain record horns, most of the antelope shooting is somewhat tame sport, as may be inferred from the name 'head hun:tinge which is given to it locally."• THE KING AT SIXTY-THREE. Has Every Prospect of Long Life Before: Him. The Ding is sixty-three, and one of his skilled medical advisers recently informed c 'friend that he could see no reason why this most popular and valuable of monarchs should not live as long as, or longer than, did his august mother. Queen Victoria. As we all know, his Majesty in his time has had several grave attacks of ill - nese. There was that terribletime many years ago when the nation watched anxiously about his sick bed, when lie slowly freed himself from the dread grill of typhoid fever, and that even more terrible one on the eve of his coronation which is still so vividly in the memory of all of us, Then his 1Vla.jesty, in the course of his lifetime. has bad several nasty acci- dents. When lie was. a little boy he was climbing over a fi ee-barred gate when he fell and cut his face so bad- ly that for atime it was feared there: would be permanent 'disfigurement. As WAS SENT HOME AS INCURABLE mention that on board the lake with Naeoleon III. at Compiegne, steamer I alit an interesting charac- ter who liaa devoted the last ten years of leis life to elephant bunting. iEIe • was then returning from the Congo forests, which lie beyond the 1Yganrcln, Protectorate, and in which he said the finest ivory and the greatest abauralance of elephants were to be found. The open season in the Congo State is six months, of which he had only liad time for the last two, but in that reriod he had shot nineteen males. Naturally the tusks were exceptionally goon and he had sold the ivory at Entebbe at the rate of SIX RUPEES A POUND for a sum, which atter paying to the Congo aiinliorities the percentage of 20 per cent„ . which they require. left hien with a net profit materially over Le -,000, 'Eln answer to my inquiries whe- ther he did not find it a dangerous ocetapation, lie replied that there was very little danger froln the elephant, provided that the limiter takes care, which he should always be able to do, to keep to the leeward of the ani teal. But the slightest breath of air' on the windward side will carry the scent to the olophant, whowill at once bo alarmed and may possibly turn and charge. He was only once' charged. himself, but stopped the beast with a bullet in the forehead. Pfe had an 8 -bore rifle, bu t seldom used it, preferring much a 40 -bore with which, on this occasion lie had killed his nineteen tuslers. Tlie worst danger winch had to be encountered was, he said, from the rhinoceros, which., lurli,ing in the thiek grass, would charge him, as lie was stalking the elephant, tencl from theist lie haat one or two narrow escapes. "Dant,' lie added, 'I love the life, and no- thing would induce me new to take to any other trade. "lee mentioned by the way that the best elephants in blast Africa, were to be found in the peighborhoo•rl of .Lake Rudolf. of which one shore forms part of the eastern boundary of the Uganda Protectorate, the lake itself Whig in East Afi lea. It is, however, necessary to arl•d that there may be a possibility of trou- ble in that quarter from the native tribes-,tvho have not yet keen brought under complete subjection. Nevertheless, one of my companions on the homeward voyage, who was an officer of a British cavalry regi- Ment, and who, with two American ttssociattes of the East Africa Sym' (Beate, had just been through the Lake Rudolf country, on an exploring -,expedition, said that only on one oceaslon had they meet with any op- positfon, which was quickly put an. end to. The charges are that in a ulnbt'1 tixiie the distrlet will bo quite safe/for travellers, especially as In ninst localities the elatives welcome the hunter of the elephant, of which the flesh is TAXER FAVORITE FOOD. ."'But I shall be - expected to when an antlered stag rushed sudden- ly across his path, knoe.king him off his horse and bruising hien badly. Comparatively: recently, that is to say, a little over six years ago, he was staying at Waddeson Manor as a guest of Baron Ferdinand de Roths- child, when he slipped on the stair- case and sustainers a compound frac- ture of the kneecap. Yet to=day, thanks to Providence, he is as heal- thy a man as any of hfs subjects. "A splendidly healthy y oetb," was a de- Scri.ption of him written by Professor Playfair when as Prince o! Wales lie was studying under him at Edin- burgh. "A splendidly healthy man, and likely to remain so,:' is the verdict nearly half a century later of the I{itig•'s doctors. TREN TO$, BOONE FOUND HEALTH IN DOD»'S KIDNEY FILLS. He Was "finable to Worts for Se•.v- en, 'nears Before He Used the Great Canadian. B idney Remedy Cotter's Cove, Nfld., Dee. 26.: -- (Special.);-The -(Special.); Tho' days of miracles aro past, but the cure of Joseph Boone cif this place almost ranks with the sensational cures of the earlier ages. Mr. Boone had been ailing for eight Years, . seven of which he was unable to worn from the effects of Baeicaclie and Kidney Complaint. He was all aches and oaths. He was treated by several doctors, and after seven months in the hospi- tal was sent !foie as incurable. It was there that reading of cures in the' newspapers led liim to Aso Dodd's Kidney Pilin. It took twenty-one boxes to cure him, but today he is strong and well and hard at wells lobster ffithing, People Hero have learnosi that if the disease is of the IKicfneys or from the Kidneys Docki's 1 itinoy Pills will cure it, � ITERAY HEROES SOME �. GREAT FEATS WHICH THEY HAVE ACCOMPLISHhD. 1Viany Famous Books Were Writ- ten While the Authors Suf- fered Torture. • There are few finer examples of talo heroism. of the study than that pre - seated by the late Professor Finsen, the discoverer of the light -cure for 'apes, who 'lied so recently. For the last twenty. years of his too short life be suffered from painful diseases of the Heart and liver, to which dropsy was superadded, and it was only by daily self-denial and the strictest of dieting that he was able to live at all. Yet for all these years, lived 3n the very shadow of death and in constant suffering, he stuck bravely to his great lifeelora, even studying his own dis- eases with the keenest attention and writing articles on -them for medical journals. The last; two or three years of his life were spent lying on his back, unable even to be carried to his beloved Institute e few yards away; end yet the lionelfearted scien- tist never relaxed for a single day his gallant fight for dies fellow -menu against disease: The heroism of the Danish professor reminds one of a similar brave bat- tle waged by an English professor, J. R. Green, the historian, against ease' and pain. It was in 1869, when the disease which had assailed him for many years finally priestrated him and when tkie doctors gave him no hope of liven;' more than six months, AMERICAN MILLIONAIRES. Statistics Show There Are `Not Very Many; of Them. The satisfaction of having the Washing done early in the day, and well done, belongs to every neer of Sunlight Soap. ton mounimermsarma noble resignation and cheerfulness, but pr'oduecd many of bis finest and most flniislicd works, including his "Last Poems and Thoughts" and his "Con- fessions." Sir Walter Scott's heroin struggle with misfortune and failing health during the closing years of his life is perhaps too well known to call for hero than mention. After the com- mercial crash came 'wliieh left him crushed with debt and With shattered health, he set to work "with wearier: eyes and worn brain" and toiled for years, often as meth as fourteen flours a clay, until the end came, and with it the lifting of all burdens, 'in- cluding that of his debts, every penny of which' his iuonumeutal toil had paid. ''Vrino does not recall the patience and pluck which enabled. Frank Smed- ley to write his books on a "bed of anguish"; how for years Tdna Lyall literally literally kelit at bay by her brave spirit and her busy .pen; how Mr. Clark Russell has preserved a bright spirit and set a magnificent example of 'patience and industry while on "the daily rack of rheumatism"; and how Much of Sir Arthur Sullivan's sweetest music was distilled from pain? -London Tit -Bits. 1 FRIENDS IN SPITE OF WAR. Gen: Terauchi, Jap War Minister, and Gen. Xouropatkin An interesting story of the great struggle at arras between Japan and Russia lies in a long established per- sonal frienndsli3Li between Gen. Terau chi,' ministex• of war of Japan, and Gen. X.ouropatkin, and an exchange of swords as presents 'between the two on tlio eye of the war. ICouropatkin and Terauchi met in Paris twenty years ago. Terauchi, then a major, was military attache to the Japanese legation in the French capital and I'ouropFatkin, _ a major general at that time, went to France to observe the military manoeuvres. The two soldiers met) first officially, and there soon sprang tip between them a feeling of waren friendship and regard. They Parton in Paris and did not meet until 1i oU ropatkin came to Japan last year. The lapse of years had brought in- creased rank and cabinet portfolios for both, andtheir reunion was an interesting one. Events were then moving rapidly toward war, but the rupture had not come, and tide two ministers met as that Green set to work to write his friends and freely enjoyed the roma famous "Short history of the Eng- ion. When Kouropatl,in was about to leave Japan , for home. Terauclii presented him with. a ,Tapanese sword -an old blade of the finest workman- ship and with an interesting his- lisli People." Day after 'day ho toiled at his task, holding deperately on to life and in a STATE OF CEASELESS PAIN t and exhaustion; and so (drave was the or'. When -lie reached St. Petersburg man's spirit that he actually pro- Konropatl:.in gave an order for the manufacture of a Russian sword for Itis friend Terauchi. It was finished and di.spattheid in. December and reached the Japanese capital a weak before Togo's guns opened fire on Port Arthur. A peculiar thing about the Russian sword is that it reached Tokio with the blade, keenly sharpened, a custom followed by• officers as a rule only in time of war. } VERY ABSENT-MINDED. longed his life for five years. Even he was bound to confess, "I wonder how in those years of physical pain and despondency I could ever' have written the book at a11." 0enekai Grant's "Autobiography," which' brought his widow the enorm- ous sum of $500,000, was written under even more trying conditions than Green's "History." In 1884, the year before his death, tho ex- President YPresident found himself bankrupt through the failure of a bank in which he was a partner, •and face to face with . the prospect of dying, penniless and leaving his wife destitute. It was at this terrible crisis that he began to write the story of his .stir- ring career for a firm of publishers. But the cup of his misfortune Inas not yet full:. A cancer formed at the root of his tongue, and the gallant soldier, already doomed to 'death, was compelled to write day after day, suf- fering constant and severe agonyBe completed his colossal task just four days •before the merciful end came, having thus performed in his study and in his bedroom an act of hero- ism which has never been eclipsed on any field of battle. Mrs. Browning, too, one remembers wrote moot of her beautiful poems "confined to a :darkened chamber, to which only her own family and a few devoted friends could be admitted, in great weakneeis and almost ttoin- terinittent suffering, with her favor- ite spaniel as her companion. • TIIE GERMAN POET HEINE was another martyr and liero of the sturdy. '.plee last seven years of bis life were Octet on his "mattress - grave," =nice(' with such excruciat- ing pain that lie had to take 'closes of opium large enough to have killed several men in order to give Win a. few blessed hones of freedeqm from it, Throui;h all these yearn of tor- ture lie not only bore himself with a There is a great misapprehension as to the number of millionaires in New York and in the world. Chaun- cey hauncey M. Depew said recently that there were 100,000 millionaires in the United States. According.to. a great commercial agency, which is probably nearer right, there are on- ly 77,000. The Financial Red Book, a most carefully, compiled publica- tion gives the names of practically all the persons in the United States who are supposed to be worth more than $800,000. And there are only 15,000 names on the list. No claim is made that the name of -every, per- son worth that amount or more is given, but the proportion of those left out is extremely small,' fog a most exhaustive investigation has been made. In tho last few years there has been a marked tendency among men of wealth to conceal the amount of their worldly posessions, The' first incentive in this respect is the vulgar prominence given to the man who has lots of money. There are other reasons men have for sup- pressing knowledge of the amount of their wealth. Some wish to avoid heavy taxation and give false returns. Another mane - may have made iris money in, a business not commonly supposed to be especially lucrative, and he doesn't are to have his affluence blazoned forth to arouse coiu'tpetition. appreciate the fact that you have honored Ime with a proposal," ttfaid the dear girl "hut are you sure your love for nee is the real thing?„ Perhaps not," replied the young grown, "but it is less expen- sive and just as good:" "Azul do you really avant to be My son' asked the widow Molting o3 yotaig Spudels, who had asked foe her daughter's Band. "1 can't any'. that I do," replied the tr ithful stikt:- or.. "":r. Want tt be i.Ieltm's hue' ay band." 1142 We can handle your peelftar'y eiithe alive or dressed to 'bit advantage. Also your butter, egg% WSW luta edict• Produce. D ii'# ■ii S ON CONIMIISSION C141.1 Ui13 tted Can Wester YsaNkm4 Yursel ,Ooilb.rs Ste, Taffoiriltes, REASON ENOUGH. • It was a contested will ease, and one of the witnesses, in the coarse of giving his evidence, described the test - tater minutely. "Now; sir," said counsel for the defence, "I suppose we may take it, from the flattering description you have given of the tes't'ator, leis good points and his personal appearance, generally, that you were fntiin,ately acquainted with him?" "Hemi" exclaimed the witness. "Ire was no acquaintance of mine." "Indeed! Well, then., you must have observed him very carefully Y whenever you saw him?" pu,i'sued the examining counsel. "I never saw hien in my life," was the reply. This prevarication, as counsel thought it, was too much, and, adopting a severe tone, ho said: "Now, now, don't trifle with the court, please. How, I. ask you, could you, in the name of goodness, de- scribe him so minutely, if you. never saw him and never knew him?" "Well," replied the witness, : and the senile which overspread his fea- tures eventually passed over the court, "you see, I married his widow." • PUT 3.YOU1t BOY IN KILTS. Dee J. Cantlie, in his lecture at the London Polytebnie, strongly recom- mended the kilt as calculated to pro- mote the health and strength of lads. Mothers (he said) often desired their boys to look like men, and so put them • i.nnto tight -fitting costuanes whic]i craned their movements and almost retarded their development. The lilted skirt, on the contrary, gave a warmth to the notes which was most conducive to strength in .future years. Lord,. Roberts has paid. a striking tribute to the physical en- durance of his kilted soldiers, and there could be no doubt that the kilt, an excellent thing for men, was, from the health point of view, a most admirable dress for boys, iElarry "Engagod to two girls! 'Mhat are you going to .do?" Jack - "Don't know yet. Only one. thing I'm sure ,of is that I'm not going to marry 'ern. both." To discern roil deal immediately, with causes and overcome them, rather than to battle with effects after the disease has secured a lodgment, is thechief aini of the medical man, and 13ickle's Anti-t]onsumptive Syrup is the result of patient study along this particular line. A t the first appearance of a cold the Syrup will be found a most efficient remedy. arresting development and speedily healing the affected parts, so that the ailment disappears. Clara -"Are you engaged to Doe - 'glass for good? Gertrucle-''It looks so. I don't think he'll ever be able to marry inn." • • Mticaid's Liniment net Cures Dandruff, A notoriously absent-minded' law- yer rushed into a shop on a, rainy day and bought and paid for an um- brella. Observant of the weather, the salesman did tot wrap the purchase up, andthe lawyer carried the um- brella as far as the door. There, placing .his new purchase against the wall, he stopped to note something in a niem.orantiunn-book. Having fin- ished this he started out, forgoeting what he had bought. • Soon after, he rushed into another door of the same shop, and requested to bo supplied with an umbrella. "I thought I had one with the when I left home," he said apologetically, "but I must have forgotten to take it." A second salesnean sold him an- other umbrella, which he carried away. As he was about to leave the shop, the first man stopped him. "You left your umbrella, sir," he said, holding u,p the original 'pur- cbase. "Dear me, so I did!" cried the ten fortunate lawyer, "and I suppose I've got someone else's!" ' Thereu,pon he pushed the second purchase into the hand of the surprised shopenan, seiteci tile first be had bought, and clashed into the storm again. Tesee "That's Miss $•adrey, Youj don't want to meet her, do you?" Jess -"Oh yes, 1 should be delight- ed.' . Tesst Ilut nobody really likes her." Jess -"I know, but '1 want to be introduced to iter, so I can snub: her the next time I see her." Scribbles -"I started a newspaper once." Dribbles" -"I'11 bet It was a good one," Scribblest-"It certainly was one of the best) -if there is any truth in the saying that the good die young." . Suffer no Afore. -There are • thousands who live i e miserable lives because s- pepsia dulls the faculties and shadows existenee with the cloud of depression. One way to dispel the vapors that be- set the victims of this disorder is to order them a course of Parmelee's Vege- table Pills, which are among, the best vegetable pills known, being easy to take and are most .efficacious in their action. A trial of them will prove this. German ni:enufacturers have united in a moe-ernent to lower the industrial death -rate. In Proband these is a, museum of safety, which has demon- strated. the value of educating the public in the use of safety appliances. Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Di'sinfee- ant Soap Powder dusted in the. bath, a softens the water and disin- fects. '['Nellie -"Papa is going to lett you marry sister." 1{eatheistone-"Trow do you; know?" Willie -"He said alter all it was better than no- thing." Policeman -'Come along now, quietly, . or it -will be the wkerse for 'you." Tooley - "I 1] not. The- magis- trate told ane last time never to -be bro,:ght before• him again, an' I'm going to obey his instructions." At Gottini.+elt University there is a Bible written on paler. -leaves Rent your children to grow strong and robust by counteracting anything that causes ill'healtb, (Inc• great cause of 'disease in ehildrcn is worms. " no- noovo thein with Mother Graves' Worm lexterminetor. It. never fails. You cannot be happy while you have corns Then do net delay in getting a, bottle of .Holloway's Corn lure, It removes all kinds of corns without pain, . Failure with it is unknown. '.!catnap --•"Cooking schools ate of some use after "all. This calve is do- licioars,'" Daughters-"ls it? T thought, it would he a, tertiblo fail- tire.'"'Why?" "I told Bridget ax- actly how to make 11, and she went'. and macre it some other eat M nard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia Per Over „Sixty Years if as. WINel.OW'S SOOTHING SYnV? has hese *sad 'os tnilltonset ino+ph�ere for their ehildren while teething Itsoothestheo ld,softensthegquums.allayepain.ouree 'indocile,regulates the stomach and bowels, sndin the bestrameytor'Dlsrrh es. 'Twenty -fire outs a bottle Bold by druggists throughout the world. Be Sen and iksfor" Msr.Worsnoa'sSeeraroaSravr, 2l -of T t -•"Did Maud tel] you the truth ora,. when you asked her her age?" Dick Yes." Tom, -"What did she fain" Dict: -"She said it was none o y business." • Minard's Liniment Cures Burs, etc,' "What's Ids profession?" said the man with a wide range of taste. "He's an artist." "Yes, but what kind? ' Does • ha dance, paint pictures, or walk the tight tope?" ' ale ever Miaard s limmect fora ere s y An. apparatus has 'Leen placed on the market for transcribing inu; ic. 1 t writes 'flown automatically the nnuei- cal notes as they are played. • tC.vID1. P^dne['nne neeen� enee '�•e,L e=ette 1LHm�'T/ DIL A.W _CtIAi�1SE'S pp��77ppppyyr�r� CURE O. CATARRH a a■ Is ,fat dlreot to the dlsereed ppa,cctt,sa by the Improved • Blower. Heal the ulcers, deers the alt paseagel, atop, droppings in the throat and permanoa1iy cures Catarrh and reap Fever. Plower free. A11 dealers, or Dr, A W. Chen: Medicine Co., Toronto and fuffsi1a "Man Is Filled With Tdisery - tins is, not true of all men. The well, sound of lung, clear of eye, alert and buoyant with health, are not miserable, whatever may be their social, condition. To be well 1s to be happy, and we can all be well by getting and keeping our bodies ,in a healthful state. Dr. Thom- as' Electric Oil will help all to do this. 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A Recognized Regulator. --To bring the digestive organs into syz nnnetrical Work- ing is the alar •of physicians when they find a patient suffering from stomachic irregularities, and for this purpose they can prescribe nothing better than Par - melee's Vegetable Pills, which will bo found a pleasant medicine of sitrprisio,. virtue. In bringing the refractory organs Into subsection and restoring them to normal action, in which condition, ,only can they perform their duties prop'er'ly Good Digestion Should Wait on 1.i.l e tite.-To have the stomach well is to have the nervous system well. 'fiery delicate are the digestive organs. 111 some so sensitive are they that atmos- pherio changes affect them 'When they become disarranged no r ette: �'• M,a'at, s is procurable than Parmelee's Vegatts.ble thills, Theywi.1. assist the digestion a;a at the harty eater `vale sumer no In - fits of his food. • Old Boggs-.-"R"ant to marry ally daughter, eh? What are your pro- spects for snaking a living?" ]\tr. Dunderhead (with modesty) -•-+ "Ori, I'rn, cfonending on a great labor-sav- ing ']evice," Old Beggs--`•Incleed; what is it?" Mr. Duacierhoaii (witai more modesty) -"Oh; I thought I'd live on my father-•in-lawi" THE BEST COW PIIJ 1IA.D. Not many years ago :n, lad. was ern-. ploye<i to look after cows on a dairy faran. One day the master told him to gine the bust cow two fetede of turnips on Sunday morning. The lad dict as usaxal, and when lie had relished feeding the cows he emp- tied twofeeds of turnips in front of the pump. When has master came up he said:, "Now, Jolit7; what have you been after this morning? 'What do you Mean by these lying feere?:'' John gv,tetly replied: ''Well, piaster, you told min to give trio best cow two feeds of turnips, so 1. dill, I thought that was the best cow you, hater.,' It takes about three seconds for a. xneSeag'e to go front one end of ,the Atlantio cable to tit, other. 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