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Exeter Advocate, 1901-10-24, Page 3,onteeeteetatetreioeseetteeree-ereeeerieserresee. The Lesson of Health IS ONE TAUGHT US BY THE PERIENCE OF OTHERS. Lean This- Lesson Well and the Ravages of Disease Wilt No Longer Be So Prevalent -- The Storyof One Who Has Been Benefited and Who Offers Her Experience To Aid Others. From L'Sorelois, Sorel, Que. Among the multitude of ailments that e fillet humanity there are few that cause more acute miserir than indigestion or dyspepsia, as it is variously called. Both young and old are suseePtible to its attacks, and its „victims throughout the coun- try are numbered by tens of thou- sands. Among the disagreeable • symptoms which accompany dyspep- sia and 'make it easily recognialehle, .are weight, uneasiness and a heaVy feeling in tha stomach after eating, a feeling- of Wear itICSS, sick headache end dizzinesspules in the stomach offensive breath;, jrritability, etc, ,Ordinary medicines will not cure 'dyspepsia. They may relieve its symptoms temporarily, but the trou- ble always returns and each time in an intensified form. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is the only medicine which will tboroughly,and Off CC lively cure dyspepsia. -These pills act not merely lePon the symptoms, but on the dieease itself through the blood, 'hence through 'the' stomach, whiph _Is strengthened and restored to its no rin al f unctio ns. Mrs. Alp. Lossier, a lady well known in Sorel, Que., is one of the many Who have been released from the clutches of dyspepsia through the use of Dr. Willianur' Pink Pills, and in the hope that had experience will be of benefit to sonic other sut- cror gives the following story for pnblictition : "For over two years I was a sufferer from dyspep- sia or bad indigestion. The disease became chronic and 1 was au almost continual sufferer from headaches, ilieartleurn and heart palpitation. Allsintee of taste ,left me and .at times my stomach( was so weak that X was unable to keep any food on it, and. this caused me more distress than. one could imagine. .Although a tried several remedies, none of 'theta gavente any 'reliefs and 1 began to regard My life as a burden,ra- ther than a joy as it should be, One day while ecading.1 came across ,cn,se : similar to. My own, cured .,through . the use of Dr: Williams'' Pink Pills,- so in tlf6 hope that - Wouldreceive similar benefit '1 de- cided to give the ,p -ills .a trial. had not taken the Pills lopg. before I could see that my hopes for recovery. were being realized.. Bythe. time 1 lied taken half a dozen boxes all ,symptome of the trouble had disap- peared and I was able to :enjoy life as 1 did before being eseized with the malady, t I have no hesitation in sayieg that. I think that Dr. Wil- Jiains Pink -pills axe the best' known amre for dyspepsia, and :I -would strongly advise all sufferers to give them a trial.. .The old adage, "Experience is the best teacher," might well be applied in cases of 'dyspepsia, and if sufferers 'would only be guided by the experi- ence of those who have suffered' but are now well and happy. through the . use of Pink Pills, there would be less suffering through- out th3 land. : Dr. William's' 'Pink Pills 'can, be • had at all dealers in Medicine or by mail, post paid,. at O cent .tirbbx or six boxes for $2.50 by addressing the Dr. . tledicine Co., .Bro ckville , 'Ont.. IN CONSTANT BREAD. Life Of Abdul Hamid, 'Suittta of TOrkey. Abdol Hamid, the Sultan, of Tur- key, is so filled with the terror of assassination that his magnificent palace of Yildiz is a monument to fear. It, is, or is meant to be, assaS- sin-proof, boatb-proof, ear thquake- proof, fire -proof, microbe -proof. Ar- chitects and engineers are constant- ly rebuilding it, and some new se- cret retreat is always under con- struction. The ;palace is surrounded by a wall thirty feet .high, and the choieest troops ot the empire tand guard about it. , One day the Sultan received MQn- sieur Vambery, the Hungarian Ori- entalist, informally at the Palace. This was not an unusual thing, for the professor had been Abdul's tu- tor, and was almost his intimate friend. Quite naturally, therefore, the Sultan turned to the one guard in the apartment, and ordered him to retire. The guard took a step backward and halted, as rigid as before. Ab- dul repeated the order, with the same result. Once extort) he com- manded, and this, time the man obeyed. Then the Sultan; smiling, explained. It often ha,pponed that he wished to show an apparent faith in' a guest. He would order the guard to retire, and the guard, after that one stele, Would remaiu, the Sultan meanwhile going on with the conversation under the seeming im- pression that the man had really gone. The man understood that Only the third command was to be taken literally. When the Sultan had finished this confidence, he invited the professor to sit opposite him at the hate ta- ble, and have seine \ tea; Now, the Sultan does not take sugar, and so he forgot to offer any to his guest. The bowl was at the Sultan's elbow, and the professor was not used to asking monurchs to wait upon him. Still, he hardly wished to drink the tea as it was, and. he leaned over the table to reach for the su- •COLD ICE AND WARM ICE. Coinpared. With Sonne Substances, All Ice Is Hot. `"- Tlie- college professor asked the test of us whether ice was colder in winter than it was in summer. Now, to the rest ot us, ice was ice, and therefore we cOuld not see how it could remain ice and be - either colder or warnier. Then the profess - Or explained the thing in this fash- ion : "lt a thermometer is buried in ice in sumnaer it will indicate 32 de- grees. If you throw a piece of ice into boiling water, and leave it there until it 10 alinost gone, what is left will still be at 32 degrees. Ice can never be gotten above that • temper ate re . • "But while ice, can never be Warm- ed above 32 degrees, it will go as Mud' below that as the weather does. An iceman delivering ice one zero clay in January was asked whet ther his „ice was any colder than in July. De thought not. But as a matter of fact, a piece of 'summer ice, if he had had it, would have been something of a foot -warmer for him, as it would have been 30 de- grees warmer than the air of the bottom of his wagon. • "Mixing salt with: ice makes it Much cooler. tl'he ice in. a Wine cool- er goes down to about zero. This is, why the point 7.01.0 on our com- mon tlierinometers was fixed, Where it is. It was supposed to be the lowest point which could be reached by artificial means. Since then we have reached about 38 degrees be- low zero by chemical proceeses. "Ice will cool down with every- thing else on a cold 'night to zero or below. What should prevent it ? On a day when it is just freezing n. block of iron, a block of ice outdoors will stay at 32 degrees. If tile wea- ther grows warmer the iron will warm up with tlie weather, but the Ice willestay at 32 degrees and. melt away. But if the weather grows coldee the iron and the ice Will ,e001 oil', and one just as much as the other. "As the ice grows colder it gets /larder and more brittle There can „be no hickory bend on a. skating pond on a zero day for ice is then too brittle. Slivers of ice dipped in ,liquid air becoine so hard that they cut:glass. Water. throWn. On ice In (.be Arctic regions will shiver it liJas pOuring tmi line; water upon cold gltote. Obis 1 becatisli tile ice is so ypirerti odoi han tee we tee.", In a flash the Sultan was on his feet, his hand at his pocket, his face pallid. The gesture of the harmless old savant looked to hiin like assas- sination. Again, when the Prince of Samos was retiring froni an audience, he stumbled, in his backward steps, wild fell. Instantly the Sultan pressed a spring behind the throne. The wall opened, and he vanished within, safe from the suspected attack. Abrupt gestures in his presence of- ten cost very dear. The histories of several victims of such mista.kes are on record. One was a gardener in the royal pdek, whom Abdul shot dead for rising too quickly to an attitude of respect. At another time he found the child of a palace servant plag yinwith his mislaid re- . vetoer, and had her tortured in hope of discovering a plot. WHENCE COMES IRIS 111111111 All the Land Wonders at the Remarkable Cures Effect- ed by Professor Adkin. HEALS DISEASES CALLED INODRA13LE Ministers, Doctors and Professional Men Toll How He Has °urea the Blind, the Lame, the Paraly- tic and Many on the Very • Brink of BOath, FREE IRELP FOR THE, SICK Professor Adkin Offers to Help All Sufferers From Any Disease Absolutely Free of Charge. Professional Men Inves- tigate His Powers. THEY WERE STARTLED. A lecturer who protested against people going to sleep during his sits- qUisitions on heathen lands would, if he perceived any tendency in that di- rection, introduce some queer or startling statement to reVive their flagging attention. On one occasion when Ids audience seemed rather somnolent he thunderg ed Ah, you have no idea of the suffer- ings of Englishmen in Central Am- erica on account 01 the enormous mosquitoit great many of these pests would weigh a pound, and they will get on the logs and bark as the white men are passing. By this time all ears and eyes .were wide open, and he proceeded to fin- ish his lecture. The next day he was called upon to account for his extraordinary statements. But I didn't say one mosquito would weigh a pound, he protested; I said a great many of them would. I think perhaps a. million of them might do so. But you said they bark at the mis- eionaries, persisted his interlocutor. No, No; my dear sir, I said they would get on the logs and on the bark. You misunderstood me. • He --Yes, she is living under an as- sumed name. She—Horrible! What` is it? one she assumed im- iintceattly alter here husband married er. CRYING BABIES. The Cry of An Inf a.nt is Nature's Signal of 'Distress. Babies never cry unless there is some very godd reason for it. The cry of a baby is nataire's warning signal that there is something wrong. Every mother ought to get to work immediately to find out what that sonlething wrong may be. If the fretfulness and irritation are not caused by exterior sources, it is con- clusive evidence that the crying baby is Bt. The only safe and judicious thing to do is to administer Baby'e 'Own Tablets without the slightest delay. . For indigestion, s sleeplessness, the irritation accompanying the cuttieg of teeth, diarrhoea., , constipation, colic, and simple fevers, these mar- vellous little tablets have given re- lief in thousands of Ca80$ and saved many precious baby lives. Do , not give a child so-called "soothing" medicines; such only stupify and pro- duce unnatural sleep. Baby's Own Tablets are getaranteed to coatain no opiate or other harmful drugs; they promote sound, healthy sleep be- cause they go directly' to the root of baby troubles. Dissolved in water these tablets can be giVen to the youngest infant, Mrs. Walter Brown, .Milby, Que., sayst--`q have never used any medicine for baby that did as much good as Baby's Own Tab- lets. I would not be without them, - Baby's Own Tablets are for sale at all drug stores, or will be sent di- rect on receipt of price 25 cents a box) by addressing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Beockville, Ont, A chi repoclist advertising in 0110 of our city papers boys considerable Stress Ort 1110 clainl that lie has re - mo Vert COr/IS from , severctl bf thn , i 1. Aeele, t,,,1 slo 1., 1•.‘,..•,1,ostel, N. X, crowned heads of Europe. Ple0F. TENS. F. ADKIN, President of the Institute of Physicians and In all parte of the country men ar.d women, doctors and surgeons, clergymen and educators are wondering at the remarkable cures made by , Prof. Thomas F. Adkin, discoverer of tne Adkin Vitamiathie treat- mentt.rore.ss or Adkiu heals net by drugs, nor by Christian Science, nor by Osteopathy, nor by Hypnotism, nor by Divine healing, but by a subtle psychic force of nature in combination with certain vital magnetic remediee which contain the very elemsntsof life and health. \A reperterrecentiy talked with Professor Adkia and was asked to invite all readers of this paper who aro•sielt or who are worried by the ills of thosedear to them to write to him for assistance. " SCalle people have declared," said Professor Adkin, "that nay -powers are of God; they call me a Pivot° healer, a man of mystorious powera. This is not SO. I cure because 1 Understand nature, because I nee a eubtle force or nature to build up the system and restore health. But at the same time I believe that the Ore itor would not have given me the opportunity to make tho discoveries I have made, nor the ability to develop them if Ile had not intended that I shouti use them for the p.00d of. humanity. I therefore' fool tbat 11 18 my duty to give the benefit of the science I practice to all who ere suffering. I want you to tell your readers that they can write to me in the strictest confieenee, it they are trtrabled with any kind of disease and• I will thoroughly disgnose their cases and ,prescribe it simple home treatment which I positively guarantee to effect a complete cure, absolutely free of cheese. I care not how serious 'their eases, nor how hopeless they may seem. I want them to write to me and let me make' thom wni. I feel that this is my life's work. So great is 1 he sensation wrought in the medical world by the wonderful cures per- formed by Professor Adkin that SP.veral professional gentlemen were 'asked te inveeti- gate the cures. Among these gentlemen wore Doctor "L B. Hawley and Doctor S. Dutton Whitney. both famous phYsicians and surg- eons. After a thorough and painstaking investigation theee'deminent peysicians were so astonished at thc faareaeltir.g powers of Professor dkin and the wonderful efficacy of Vlutopatt e thatthey volunteered to fo sake another tie.; in life, and all ottettlrincls of treatmen t and devote themSelves- to assisting Professor Adkia in his great work for human- ity. With tte discovery of the Adkin vitaopathy ireatment eminent physicians are generally agreed that the treatment of disease has at last been reduced to an exact science. • in all WM10 8,000 men end women have been cured by thopowers of Professor Arliciu. Some were Mild, one were lame, same were deaf. some were paralytics, scercelY ableto mew', so great was their infirmity. Others were afflicted with Bright's disease, heart dieease, coneumptith chid other sc-ealled lecurable diseases. Some wore sufferers train kidney trouble, dyspepsia, nervous debility, Insomnia, neuralgia, constipation, rheuma- tism, female ireubles and other similar ills. Some Were men and women addicted to drunkenness, morphine and other evil habits. In all cases Professor Aclkin treats he guaran- tees a cure. 41tiven those on the brink of the grave, with all hope el redovery golf) and despaired of by doetors and friends alike, have been restored to perfect health by the force of Vitaoptithy and Professor AclkiMS.Mar VOMUS shill. And, retnarkeb'e as it nuty seem, distance hasinade no dtffarcnce. Those living farlaway have been cured in the privacy of their own home, as well as those NVII0 have been treated in person. Professor Adkio asserts that ho eso oere atly one at any distance as, well as though he stood before them. Not long ago 10118 Adams, of Bialeesbury, rowa,,whe had been lame for 20 years, was permanently cured by Professor Adkin without an operation of any kind. About the aline time the city of Itoehes`er, N. Y., was startled by the cure cif one of As oldest reel. dents' Me 13 A Wright who had been pat tly blind fora., tang peeled. J.A111 H. Note, of Millersburg, Pa„ who" htd Slarrerod for years from a cataract over his left eyo, was speedily restored to perfect sight without an operation. From Logansport, Indiana, COMES the mws of the roc:every or Mrs., Mery Eicher, who had beteO praptically deaf' for it year, while in Warren, Pa.,- Mr, toh W. Savage, a noted Toliotograpliee and artist, who was not only Oartially bliad and deaf, but 51 death's door from a corriplietation of ,diseases, was restored to perfect health and Strength, by Protester Vitooptithy cures not one disease Mono. but it cures all d iseeses iv hen Used in pain bine- don with the proper remedies. If you ate to matter What your disease nor who stvYa you mama be cured, write to Professor Adkin today; tell him the leading symptoms of your cemplaint,how long yon have been @Uttering; and he will at once diagnose your case, tell You the exact disease from which you iare Suffering, end prescribe the treatment that NOnlpositively'eure you Thie costs you absolutely noihMg. Profossoe Adkin will also send you 11COM* of his marvelous noir book entitled "Hew to 13e Cured and Row to Curr,e,.,„•:=Wer." This hook iolls"yeti exactly how ei,ofesSor Adirin will cure you. It fully and completely describes the nature of his wonderful trOciinien 1 11 also explains tO you how you yourself may pee eei this great heel- ing power and cure the sick around yon. Professor Adkin does not ask one cent for hie services iri this eonimetion. They will be elven to, you nbeelinely free. Ito hes made a wonderful discovery, end he wieliet to pletio it in the hands of eteery Rick' person in this country, tti et he may be restored to perfect, licalth coal sirength, Mark your lett dr per 8015111 Whell you write, and no .one tut Profestier A did , I 1 fl,e (Idris.; Prrieiisoe „ . A BIT OE tTOIIN DULL. The follow conversation was overheard: in, 'a Belgium hotel, Slie—"I say, Dill; what are all these foreigaers etaring at: It seems as if they Were a -booking at usi,,11 this was in England I'd thump a few of them with My umbrella," Ile—"Don' t you know, , dear, ' We are foreigners." She- (indignantly) --"I'm no' foreign- er; 1 was brought up in Yerkshire,, and a tyke's no foreigner, but Brit- ish bred and born, mind!" ----- MARRYING- POOR CIRLS. A number of rich men in Vienna have formed a club, the chief object of which is to enconragemarriages, with poor eerie. Any member who marries a, wealthy lady will have to pay $5,000 tow tile club. This money is to be presented to some needy couple engaged to be married, , There never Was, and never will be, a universalipanacea,in one remedy, for all ills to which flesh s heir—the very nature of many curatives being such that were 1be germs of other mad differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the patient—what would relieve one ill in turn would aggravate the other. We have, however, in Quinine Wine, when obtain able in a sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many and g,revious ills. By its gradual Rad judicious 'use, the frailest systems are led into convalescence and strength, by the influence which Qui- nine exerts ouNature'a own restoratives. Itrelieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chronic state of morbid des pondency.and lack of interest in life is a disease, and, by trancruilizing the nerves, disposes to sound and tefreshine sleep— imparts'vigor to the action of the blood, which, beim; stimulated, courses through- out the veius, strengthening the healthy animal functions of the System, thereby making activity a necessary result, • strengthening the,frame, and 'giving life to the digestive organs, which naturally demand increased substance—result, im- proved appetite. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto, have given to the public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, this wine approaches nearest perfection of any in the market All draggists sell it. A STRONG PEOPLE. King's Island Indians Are a Re- markable People. It now seems probable that not all the Tnnuits of Alaska are so small as has been supposed. Indeed, if ono is to believe the tales of travel- lers who visited an island south of Bering Sea, these Indians must be classed among the tallest people in the world. The traveller's story is given: On King's Island Indians were found who by their physical charac- teristics belong to the Innuit or Es- kimo family, having small black eyes; high cheek -bones and full brown beards which conceal their lips. The majority of the men are over six feet high, and the women are usually me tall as and often ,taller than the men. ' These women are also wonderfully strong. One of them carried off in her bircli-bark canoe an eight -hun- dred -pound stone, for use as an an- chor to a whale -boat. When it reached the deck of the vessel it re- quired two strong men to lilt it, but the Innuit woman had managed it alone. Another woman carried on her head a box containingtwo hundred and eighty pounds of lead. Both men and women are also ene dowed With remarkable agility. They will outrun and outjump com- petitors of any other race who may be pitted. against them. Their strength is gained !rem very poor food, and they frequently trav- el thirty or forty miles without eat- ing anything. alley live on carrion fish and seal oil. The fish, general- ly sahnon are buried when caught to be kept through the winter and dug up as gon.sumption requires. When brought to the air they have the ap- pearance of sound fish, but the stench from them is unbearable. In the matter of dwellings these Eskimos are ,peculiar... Their houses are excavated in the sides of a hill, the chambers being pierced some feet into the rise, and walled up with stones on three sides. Across the top of the stone' walls ,poles of drift- wood are laid, and covered with hides and grass, and lastly with a layer of earth. These odd dwellings rise one above another, the highest overlooking perhaps forty lower ones. 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Dodd's Kideey Pills, the remedy that proved such a boon, have made a reputation all over the world in curing of disea.ses of and arising from ''the Kidneys. :Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Rheumatism, Lumbago, )3ackache, Bladder and Urinary Troubles, Women's Disorders, Dropsy Nervousness and Blood Impurities all comet, within the scope of Dodd's Kidney and Dodd's Kidney Pills hare testimonials for the oure of all of them. Phillippe Boisson- neault's case- was the common form of Kidney Disease. "For eleven years I have suffered untold agony with Backache which cripplad me as though I were barred and shackled. 1 dwindled in weight to a mere shadow. I have taken all sorts of remedies, nothing doing me any good. I read in Dodern Al- manac what was recommended for the Kidneys. I decided to try them and sent for six boxes, though with- out conftdence, but to -day I am completely cured, tine th ank, Dodd's Kidney Pills alone for it." I-Ialf of the wealth of the TJnited Kingdom is held by people. who own over $100,000. Millard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Loud., covers 75,000 acres; Leeds, with 21,000, is the second English city in size, Not !I Nauseati 1 --The excipient of a pill is the su e waiela enfolds the in es up the pill mass. That of P s 'Vegetable Pills is so compoun let o preserve their moistuve, and lei e led into any tact tn—..:ibgiliedsirtteartilniieble4,1:kcarr latitude w ;Ai otitirn pa i ri ug, their strength. Many pills, in orcler to keep them frora ad- hering are rolled in soli -tiers, which prove nausen'ting to the taste. Parmelee's Vege- table Piilii 1100 SO prepared that they an rcealile to 'Elie Most delicate. l'he United States has nine Separ- ate expreases which viut 60 miles an houe or ()Vali, Millard s Lumnent Cures DiplitiRria. THE IlUred:Pl.0 WAY. A mare Or legs fair eyelist met fatale laborer in cut English lane, Said she'. Cent you direet ine to rfighani Up - ley, 1)1000e? Yott've only got to feller yet: nose, inies, said he, but yoti'll find it up 'ill work, There seeeis to be itiore than one wag 01' sayitig tiler, a nose 18 "tip-on7tinfAlli the titled like the petal,. of a flower." Que...uu'i..4u Avg n Fred—Papa, I've made a great dis- covery. Air. Rambo—Well, my son? , Fred --I've found out that the heavy end of a match is the light end. Mr. Rambo (fiercely)—You go to bed, sir. Deafness Cannot be Caren ledlooal applications, as they cannot res ch the diseased portion of the ear. There is only ono way to cure deafness, and thnt is by constitu• tional remedies. Doefnese is caused by an inflamed conditionof the mucous lining of the EnBlachin,n Tube. When this tube is in.' flamed you 'nava a rumbling sound es limper. feet hearing, and when it is eet`roly closed i deafness is the result, end unless the inliom.' resation cen be taken out and this tube restored to its normal canditirn, hea.rifig will bo de. etroyed forever ; nine eases out of ten are (mused by eitarrh, which is nothing but an in. flamed condition of the mucous surtacei. We will gire One Ilundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catiirrh) that can net be cured by hall's Catarrh Cure. Seed tor circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY Se CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, 75c. 5115118 Family Pills are the best. Liverpool's city debt is the highest in Britain compared to population - It is seven times that of London. Good Digestion Shout' wait on Appa ti to,—To have the stomach well is to have the nervous system well. Very delicate are the digestive ore•'ans. In some eo sen- sitive are they thataimosphoric changes affect them. When they become clisar- 1 o b tter remedy is • bl rause( n e m °emit e than Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. They will assist the eigestion so that the hearty enter will ertffer 110 inconvenience and will cleriv"S'all the benefits of his food. Marseilles is now second city in France, with a95,000 people. Lyons has fatten oa, and has now °lily 453,000 inhabitants. ,fg.Z113:203M6Sli.a1M111111.401.1CLWAMMOLVISSIIICAM1,2=MITar Dear Sirs,—This is to certify that haVe been troubled with a. lame beck for fifteen years. I have used three bottles of your mmAroys LINIMENT and am coni- pletely cured. It gives me great pleasure to re- commend it end you are et liberty to use this in anyway to lurther the use 'of your valuable medicine. Two Rivers. POBERT ROSS,. The groom (homely but v,,ealiaty)-a Now, tell Mee darling, how did yeti inallai..`40 to fall in 'eve with a home.: Ter chap like met The Beide- -I cT d hot. Manirect managed the affair from Start to fluish.