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Exeter Advocate, 1901-9-19, Page 7SOME REIC1PES FOR FUDGE. A few weeks more, and the cool, autumnal nights will be here, when the sun will set early and the long pleasant evenings about the fireside at home will talea-.) the place of the charming sunnner hours of the pre - soil. At such a time a very" picas - ant incident in the home life, and one whichappeals especially to the children, is the making of fudge. \Sidle in French cream candies the chief alai is to prevent the sugar' from graining, in fudge the opposite ceneet is desired. For this reason the mixture must be stirred continually from the moment it is plazed on the stove until done. It ravels needs to cook longer than four minutes from the time it commences to boil hard, but it is best to tet it before re- moving from.the fire. Drop a little in cold water ; if done, iu may be rolled between the dngers in a soft, ball. . Chocolate Fudge—Two cupfuls, of granulated 'sugar ; two-thirds. cupful of new milk ; two squares of choco- late ; butter the size of a walnut ; vanilla to flavor. Put the sugar, milk, chocolate i(grated) together in a granite saucepan and when almost done add the butter. Boil, stirring. Constantly, untii when tested in cold ascitera soft ball may be formed. Take from the firs at once, add van- illa and stir until smooth, heavy and cool enough to retain its shape. To facilitate this, stand.the whole \ a panful of cold water during stirring. Buttoi• a shallow; squ'are pelt, using, ursalted butter, and spread the mixture in this to the depth of half an inch. Check in Chocolate Nut Fudge—To the pre- ceding recipe add a cupful of any preferred nut meats. Chop the nuts fine, add to the mixture as soon as it is taken from the fire and proceed the same as in plain chocolate fudge. Cream Nut Fudge—Two cupfuls of granulated sugar ; two-thirds oup- ful of Milk ; butter the size of a walnut ;vanhlla to flavor ; one cup- ful of chopped nut moats. Put the sugar and milk together in a gran- ite saucepan and heat rather slowly to. boiling. Boil hard, stirring con- stantly, and when almost done add the butter. Test by dropping a lit- tle in cold water ; when a soft ball may be formed it is done. Take' the reixture , from the fire, add vanilla, anil nut meats end stir until smooth and will keep in shape. Pour into a buttered pan to the depth of half an -inch, then check in squares. English walnuts and almonds, are the favor- ite nuts, although ohe or- several other kinds- may' be used. Almonds should be blanched before chop- ping, Cocoanut Fudge—Follow the di- rections given in the preceding re- cipe, substituting cocoanut for ,other nut meats. Freshly grated cocoanut , is the best, although the prepared variety may be used. Grate the nut and let stand over night ha. a Slow Oven without browning, so it will not, be too oily Fruit iFudge—Chop fine some can- died fruit, raisins, figs, dates and citron—a cupful in all ; or use sev- es al kinds of fruit and about a fcurth part of nuts. To 'neake cream omit fudge follow the directions given for making cream -nut fudge, sabstituting fruit for ethe nuts Maple Fudge—Two cupfuls of BADLY RUN DOWN. SYMPTOMS THAT IVIAY LEAD TO SERIOUS RESULTS, The Experience of Thomas Cada, of Essex. Co.—Nerves Seemed, Shattered, and.' He Felt Unfit- ted to Stand Hard Work. From the Ilevieiv, Windsor, nt.. Mr. Thomas Cada, of Pike Creek, a small villag-e. in Essex -County, is known to almost everyone in that sections Ile is a son of 'Mr. John Cada, mill owner, and a prominent politician in his locality. A repre- sentative of the Windsor Review, who had, known that some time Previously • Mr. Cada was in poor health, recently met him look- ing anything but an invalid, and na- turally asked, what had restored „him to health. "Dr. , Williams' Pink . , Pills," promptly replied Mr. Cada,. When asked ;f he would give the -par- ticulars for pnblication, Mr. Cada said Irceittainly, if you think it worth while; but there is nothing very won- derful about my case! I was simply badly run down; my nerves seemed to be all shattered, and I wa.s unable to stand hard work. In fact worls of any kind left me badly used up. There did not seem to be any or- ganic trouble, it was just a case of being run down and worn out. , I felt myself gradually getting worse, however, and I began taking medi- cine. I tried sevesal advertised 'rem- edies, but they did not' help me, 'in.:: deed some of them did Inc inore,harm than good: Just then I 'read of • a case .much like mine cured by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and ptirchasediaefew boxes. --Very soon I. noticed a decided improvement intiny condition and in the course of a few weeks I was feeling my old-thne self.' I can now eat heartily, do a good day's work with no, unusual, fatigue, .and in fact feel thoroughly renewed In health and- strength: Naturally think Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a great rnedi.ine for those who are weak or ailing." ' If you are feeling run down, and easily tired, you need a tonic to put you right—to make you feeI bright, active and strong, and the only al- ways reliable tonic is Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pals People. Give these pi!' a fair crial and you will f.T.id that their curative powers lavo not been' over-prnised, Sold by 1111 dealers In medieine, or , sent post paid at ]Ocents a boX, gur six boxes .1 or , $2 tia, by srldressing the Dr: ,Wil- liams".,Medieine Co.„BreiekvilleeiOnt, foe die TEETH and BREATH New no SOMONT 25o Now Patent Etta SOZODONT POWDER. 25a. Large LIT310 and PIV.1145 . 75a At the PitoreS or by Mail, postpaid, for the Price. A Dentist's Opinion: "As an antiseptic and hygienic mouthwash, and for the care and preservation of the toeth and gums, 1 cordially recommend Sozodont. 1 consider it the ideal dentifrice for children's use.” [Name of, writer upon applieatiO324 HALL es FWOKEL MO1TRAL ',71 t"...,,.....orartiraumsevasocceouss,macenosa.,..r.,,,,,,..anwrIne+gcnoweannasettwrvstawnewtonivr...rovetoszacasucacramcommunsionuamaqualoomscml 311 (LIAO sugar ; t7o,-thirds cupful of spring Most women prefer to have mulk ; butter size of a walnut ; van- , their new suits in the spring and ilia, to flavor. Grind the, sugar fine weal them as late in the fall as the before measuring and proceed exact- seasoa pesmits. It is a good plan, ly as directed in cream -nut fudge. for then one gets the best of the suit If maple nut fudge is desired, add a during the spring and summer, and cripful of nut meats to ,the recipe. the fall styles seldom differ ma- lt is ,delicious with cocoanut, hick- ,teiially from those of , spring. 'Inie cry or Brazil nuts. I only really new feature in the fall tailor suit is the absence of a collar SELECTED RECIPES. on the coat, and a little closer fit in Cori' Soup—Cool: one can of corn. "nt' hi an equal quantity of milk until We are threatened ivith a return of Perfectly tender, being care- the long coat. So -we were last fall, fist that it does not scorch, When but it failed to arriVe in any great done, pour through the colanderlee'r• ee Whether it will succeed in , ie mashing as much of the corn as pos- estalsiishing itself this season re- ' sible through with the licreid. Melt mains to be -seen. a -large tablespoonful of butter in the he cutaway coat, with waistcoat, it a heap- is being made in rough materials, but the long coat • •• •effect frYing pan, ancl stir into ing ta.bles f f 11 A ld gradually a little of the milk poen U. 0 our. c and is thought very stylish, pinicess corn and when the mixture is thor-1 Senate -lac waists are not out of °uglily smooth, pour all together fashion. It is safe to pie.diet they never into the saucepan, Season with a will be so long as the skirt and coat costume is in vogue, and little salt and pepper, and a tiny pinch of nutmeg, Serve with sippets this is too convenient and sensible of toasted bread. to give up. The Tomato jelly is an appetizing and skirt is still worn over the effective reiish that will be found waist and pushed down as low as particularly accepta.ble at tea or possible, and the belt so narrow . luncheon. It is made from a can of it seems to be one of the lines of strained toniatoee. Season the the trimming. The polo:lied front is juice well, remembering that to- still seen, but it is well to remember rua.toes stand generous salting, and that the extreme of this fashion is add hot to half a box of gelatine. exceedingly vulgar and never seen on a correctlyndressed weenan. Celery Cheese --Take a head of celery, wash thoroughly and boil , until tender ; drain well and cut up) 1 -JE .MADE HIM PAY, into sniall pieces. 1 -lave ready a Pint i Some little time ago a carrier in of rich drawn butter and add pepper, the neighborhood of was cm - salt and an ounce of ,grated cheese gaged in removing the furniture of a to it, put the celery into the sauce certain well-known man of the dis- for a few nainutes then fill` buttered stoat. scalloped sheds 'With the mixture, , Asthe latter was a notoriously scatter grated cheese oveathe top. slippery customer Mr. C--, the car. and bake for ten, 'minutes in a quick rier, personally Seperintendedthe un - oven,: whon thecheese should be loading Of the van, with an eye to evenly brOwned. the immediate sett ement of his bill -Minced ham; One. cupfel, bread crumbs Unfortunately he was .Called away the batter.. into genenans. Break an og,g• over each; sprinkle the top With the . affair to one of his Men, a very trustworthy..fellOw. bread ' crumbs anti hake till nicely browned. over. ' .Before we go 'further let as whis- per in your ear that pieces of bread should never be, thrown away. No matter ..how dry, 'SE they are Clean and the breadisgood; they will .he good in... 'making up . these relishes, for croutons, garnishing and: ether purposes. If. not wanted for immee diate use, dry: thoroughly in. the oven, Put in a paper : bag and keep in a. dry place. topreventmonlding.. ,Cheese Potato PuITS-Add to .half pint of: cold 'slashed potatoes one Hain Patties -e -Two cupfuls cold on completion. moistened with milk. Mix and put ois' urgent bushiest but he intrusted • Uncierstand Bill,' he said, you don't come away without the money on any account. Right, said Bill. When the contents of the van were et length safely Stowed in the house Bill approached the man,. who had been fussing about 111 hiskeen, alert way,and demanded payment. Ist 'everything out? asked the latter gazing eagerly in the van. Ah, my friond,,I can't pay you to -day, be- cause I haven't got the money—not faething. ....And he looked at him egg well bten t with a sly triumph at his own imag- eaand a ablespoonful of butter. Beat .the Mixture -till it med smartness' is, very light, „Then add plenty of Yon think you're mighty clever, seasoning., ,salt anci pepper and two dOn't, you?. said Bill, coolly, waitiug till we':clea.red out; but I reckon you spooefule Of grated cheese for this amount .of potato.Again beat didn't know what •was e left under the . sa.cking. there!: and he nodded care - tins and bake in briskand turn- the mixture oven. This is e into buttered,. lessly ieeicle• the vans . . a good way oi using, a small qiian, 1 Ali,. what's ineide,. then? asked the tity of mashed potatoes for luncheon :Man in quick dismay, .darting in. , without meat. . . You! roared Bill as he slammed , Cheese' Pudding.—Add .oae_aall the door to and dropped the bar, pound of gi.atecl cheese , four ta,ble- with a chuckle. spoonfuls of, bread crumbs, two eggs, I I-Ialf ail hour later he arrived two tablespoonfuls of creani Or half 11°Ine• a cupful ofmilk, one tablespoonful ' weinquiredhis a the money? 11, Bill, s mi ster, got of butter. 'I -tub cheese and bread to- gether, add the yolks, then the No, answered Bill, to his consterna- creain, lastly the well beaten whites. tion, Out I've got the man. Bake twenty minutes serve at once. I The prisoner ' was already in such Very good. a 'state Of collapse that he paid' up 0 on the ,snot. HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS. o Not.every variety of grape is suit- able for iqllY• Concords make anin- , Many Deaths Largely Due to Ig- sipicl jelly, as do other-siveet grapes. norance on the Part cif Mothers. 'The best cultivated grape from - which to make jelly it the Catawba; The disorders 'of children seem to better thanevenit is the wild or the rugged and hearty grown per- fox,- grape.. But it Makes a heavy sons to be simple and not'particu- shaft.„son-the 'sugar box. A pound larly dangerous. „ . , and a half of Sugar .to a pint of wild I ,This point of view on the part of grape juice is not' too generous a parents' has been .the cause Of the proportion. ,boss of thousands of baby lives. The life' of thci pa,per.covered books I - You will 'always find that the that accumulate on :everybody's mothers who are 'successful in bring - hands and among which one some- imsup families of hearty,. haPPY times finds one she would like to children with scarcelya day's sick - keep, may be prolonge.1' by this pro- noss, are always those who are care - cess e Cut a piecet of gingham or ful to note the slightest evidence of print a trifle larger than the cover. illness and to cheek the diffieulty at Paste it to the paper covers and once. ' trim the edges. Dry under a weight 1 They do not belong to the class of and letter the title on the cover. The mother8 that stupify their' children cloth should be in one Piece. 1 with sleeping 'draughts and .similar . Truly, this is an age of . inven- medicines containing opiates. ti.c.n,s, and the west is at the :front) They, Stick to'`Ithe purely:vegetable in designing them, Somebody I- has healthful modicines -whichcuro... in - invented a housecleaning machine' fantile• disorders quickly, and of 11/4,',big; red' van is 'stationed in 'front -theseellaby,'S .Own Tablets ase' . the of .,the house. The operator runs 'a best of all. hese into the, rooths, andowith an I For, col.ic, simple foyer's, croup, odd: little deviceresembling.a.eitinpet cpristipationiSi.,diarrliotta,' iriatation, sweeper' inverted he cleans everything When teethingiyindigestion ancl sleep - in sight ' and out -ofsight,: wails, leseneas, ,thesiS tab,jettiarei a quick, draperies,' upholstery, everything ' is effective, iifeyersfailing cure. 'Dis- Made clean without iclearing the solved ,ipiewatier the smallest baby' seems, It soundS too good to be Wili take II them without the slightest true, doesn't it '? objettion. ' Po not trifle With Medi- ' Try a rice-rocit-lortish on the inside eines ' concerning which you know of „the neck and 'Wrist bands ef nothing, when here .is a time -tried, thirts.. It it' as effective as a, hard 'remedy which is used .constantly and rubbing en the washboard, and not with the best results in thoUsands half as hard on the shirt and the of' homeS, hands. ' Mrs. II. H. Fox Orange, Ridge, ,Man., says have found Baby's ' 'a perfect medicine for FASHION G,LE.ANINGS. C I 'wn Tablets icliiidren of all ages, and would not -Rough, goods are to have their j be. Without, them 111 the house. They lanings again this fall andwinter, are truly aibaba- comfort and moth - being used for morning ancl street el.'s 'fiend." ' Baby's Own Tablets wear, while smooth finished nut- I can be found at drug stortiS, or will trivia's are more favored for afters' he, sent prepaid upon receipt of price, 110011iand dressy WOhr: , cents, 'by ' itildfeesing The Dr. Tailor gowas for fall arehnilt on sWilliams Medicine Co., -Dept. T , the lines Of .those' Made..in , the , Brockville, Oat., , INFANT MORTALITY. T mixED mg UP. "As to the co .mieg yacht race and Lipton," said Mr, eezzit to his wife, "I think it will be found that these is many a slip betwoeu the lip and, the cupton." . "What ?" inquired Mrs, Sezzit. "I mean there will be MallY a chIP between the lip and the slipton— there will be ninny a clip from the slip to the—confound it, I mean there will be many a lip betWeen the cup and the s:ipton—no, that isn't right—there will be many as slap from the clip to the eupton—er—that is—there will be a captain from the slip ---hang it, Maria, you always get me confused ! What 1 want to say is that there will be many a sip from the lip to the scuptoa—whaii the diekens are you laughing at any- how ? That's the way with a silly woman. Wonder to me any man of seesever tries to talk to thein." "Why, my dear, what is wrong with you this evening ?" "There isn't anything wrong, I was going to say that there will be many a slip between the nip and -- well, I hope WO iOSe thearace, any- way, just to teach you to respect your husband more when he tries to entertain you.'' ' IillOTITEll'S, I(EEP GEORGE S. Irlel..,A.UGHT,I LIVES TO REJOICE THAT HE TOOK HIS BROTI-I- ER'S ADvi0E. ANII) IN IA NATURAL LEAF 1.MIELTIO1V- TO Resembles Japan Japan in flavor, but is never imptire_while Mfinitely superior 'in quality. It is making rapid strides In public favor because of the above facts. Drinkers of Japan teas should give it a trial.' Ce:yion Teas are sod in Sealed Packets only. Black, nixed, Uncolored Ceylon Green. Free samples sent. Address 4,SALADA," Toronto. F y „ hest nnurts 5 ni.r, an sourtAls ww 40,4a a. BUTTER, 50118, POULTRY, APPLES, other UITS end P1O5LI014.. The Davis Comreih'ssion Co 0..nulted, Sir, West /Vlarket and Colborne it., Toronto. ....mozaa.rwere,42mOa.....maar•;.arasa , DRAWIITG ROOM PETS( T. N. Many Peculiar Peg's Adopted by Ladies and Gentlemen.. Gentlemen have peculiar fads in this direction as well as ladies. Snakes, lizards and chameleons have delighted society's fair ones for years, jewelled turtle?, and singing ' birds attached by fine chains to the shoulder, have each had a. turn, Now 1\l'i the Mere male comes fosward:to dis- play his 'choice of pet. 1, To the astonishinent of his hostess land the horror . of some Cita the guests, a well-knOwn actor appeared d on the occasitia of a select party: s' with a :couple' oflive newts attache S ed to his watch -chain and, green 'ippiddrs of large sixe inclosed 'within .tremenclons.. glass scarf -pin. The o: back of the pin was perloratedacone s sequently the, creatures lived' some time,in their 'peculiar prison. As is !their habit the green monsters, t fonght continually, the gentleman' e secretly enjoying the sight , .no y doubt, while the ladies, feigned dis- pleasure: I Very alarming appeared the grass • ,snakes worn as ibrecelets by a gen- tleman of fashion at a recent en- taimileat. • The :grass snake, though formide e able in aspect, is (spite harmless, and collusion enough in many parts ofEngland the Englan; the particular pair, - h• owever, caused fright amongst 'the ladies, and gthe wearer discarded theni to re-establish peace. They - were coiled round and round the wrist in barbaric fashion. Though e alive, the snakes did not attempt to disentangle themselves ; it was said - t• l 1 -id been drugged the fo 'Iced ley , - t• ongues occasionally piercing the mouth in a lifeless sort of manner, , Fancy a gentleman , in .evening dress with six great stag -beetles crawling over the immaculate white- , - ness of. a shirt bosom.: The stag - beetle is often five inches in length, its enormous jaws having tho. ap:- - peasance of antless. Small wonder., then, that the guetts preserved a safe distance. Their Wearer, know-:. ing their harmless nature, stalked about with savage satisfaction, his Y pets- hie sole conipandons. Nobody. wished to dance with him. Ile was glad—he hated dancing. The beetles Were fastened by small gold chains to his dress -stud. . • For Twenty-five, Years Cripple ed to Take -Dodd's' Kidney Pill —What He Says About Hi Cure. Economst. Point,- N.:S., Sent. 9.. Mr. G. S. McLaughlin livet 'in thi quiet little Nova Scotia .1-11 brother keeps the grocery store here But for this seemingly .unimportan fact, unless death had mercifully re lieved him of his safTering,e, Mr. Mc :Laughlin would in all probabilit nave been a helpless cripple. to -day For it was through his brother keep ing store that hie caine to tri Dodd's Kidney Pills. '• Economy Point is thirty-seven miles from Truro. Theonly, connec tion is by waggon road, and in th spring when the roads are inMass able, the hamlet is isolated cons pletely. But nevertheless the fame of Dodd's KidneyiPills fonndits way to Economy Point, and Mr. Mc Laughlin's brother in response to frequent requests, began to retai them at his store.. There is no drug gist in the phaco, and Mr. MCLatigh lin's grocery is looked to for inedi eines as well as groceries. Hearing the terms of unqualified praise with whieh his customers spoke of Dodd's Kidney Pills., the brother re commended them to Mr. McLaugh lin. "They Might lid') your back,' said he. That is the story of Mr. MeLatigh lin's cure—or all of it that varies to any extent from that of thousands of others. He followed hisbrother' advice. "I willtry them; anyway,' he said. That's all Dodd's Eidne Pills' wairt—a trial. After the firs trial thore is no more hesitation.: 11:Tr.„ McLaughlin says it was wonder- ful thg:'way his pain left him and Isis ,hack Strengthened He was a free- 'man ever since. 'I' was troubled with lame back for twenty-five years or more. I couldn't; turn myself in bed. Won- derful to say I have hadno return of the trouble since using the Dodd's Eidnesr Pills. I have Teemmrieesled Dodd's Kidney Pills to a number of persons with Kidney Trouble. AU without exception have been benefit- ed, oi' cured. I cian never be too thankful for the benefit I received from 'those wonderful pills. The French Lifeboat Society has a recerd only, second to the .English It has .saveid in. thirty, Years 12,358 lives from 1,104 vessels. It has 96 boat stations, and 500 rescno posts It may lie only 0 trifling cold, but neg. feet it and it will fasten its lanes in your lungs, and you will soon be carried to an untimely grave. In this country we have sudden changes and must expect to have coughs and colds. We can liot avoid them, but we can effect a cure by using Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup, the medicine that has never been known to fail 111 cur- ing coughs, colds, bronchitis ithd all al - A Cure for Rh cumatism.—The intrusion of uric acid into the blood vessels is a fruitinl cause of rhetunatie pains. This irregularity is owing to it deranged and unhealthy condition of the liver. Any I was cured of Rheumatic Gout by MSNARD'S LINIMENT. ANDREW KING. Halifax. 341 TO AVOID LIGHTNING. If out of doors keep away from trees, haystacks, houses, large sheets of water, river banks, etc. If in the open plain, where there are no trees or buildings, you are safer ly- ing clown than standing up. 11 'sear a wood, Stay -there and do not go nearer. If near a single tall tree you are pretty eafe thirty yards away. Indoors you are safest of all if you adopt Franklin's plan. Find the geometrical centre of the room. Hang up a hammock by silken cords, get in and stay there. Failing a hammock, sit on one chair in the middle of the room with your feet on another, first placiag beneath them a feather bed or hair mattress. But do not sit under the'gas chandelier. Whether out of doors or in doors, keep away from the chimney or from metallic masses of any kind. And Possess your souls in patience. Minard's Liniumit Cures Burns, et. Brazil has now the most mixed population- o1. any country on earth. It includes 1 million Italians, 800,- 000 Portuguese, 300,000 Germans, and 100,000 Spaniards. Do Not Delay.—When, through debili- tated di,geative organs, poison ainds its way into the blood, the prime- consides- ation is to get the poison out as rapidly and Os thoroughly as possible. Delay may mean disaster. Parmelee's Vege- table Pills will be found a most 'valuable and effective medicine to assail the in- truder with. They never fail. They go at once to the seat of the trouble and work a permanent cure. Gentleman (to house agent)—The great disadvantage is that the house is so damp. House Agent --Disad- vantage sir? Advantage, I call it. In case of fire it wouldn't be so like- ly to burn. flinard's Liniment Cure s Daudrulf• Husband—But you'inust admit that My taste. is better than yours. Wife —.Yes, ofcourse 111 is. Husband—I'm surprised tohear you say So, .. Wife— thcrc'r nothing remarkable kabout it. The mere fact that you Married 1110 and I Married you proves it: Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitio tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by inflamed condition of the MUCOUR lining of the MINARD'S LINIMENT. Lt. -Col. C. CREWE READ. Sussex. I was cured of Acute Rheacitism by MINARD'S LINIMENT. C. S. BILLING. Markham, Ont. 135 in every 1,000 of Britain's population are under five years old; only 98 of those in France. .Daisy—"What do you think ? Clarice went out and sang at an en- teetainment in a pri-vate insane asy- Edie--"Did she say whether they showed their insanity much ?" Paisy---"Oh, yes ,; they encored her three times." fections of the throat, lungs and chest. ONE HOPEFUL SIGN. While I" was living in California, writes an. Finglishinan I had the op- , . one subject to this painful affection will find a remedy in Parmelee's VSgetable. Poi'tunitY of noting the extreme con- sideration shown to employees by Pills. _their action upon t le tat neye, is pronounced sigl most, beneficial, ,ml by Gang lee , ac ion, ley coirec Hee call an instarice of a cruel and cut- purities in the blood. tine. rebuke from one in authority to a clerk or servant (luring the seven- What with croup, measles, and all 1 1 '1 ' .California emplOyerS. I cannot res. test 1 lrl • t tl - t ' teen years of my stay. 1 that, children are a great cnre, re - e le am y man, they ie was always forgetting important blessings. Indeed, they are, cordial. - duties. Letters would be forgotten, ly responded the stranger. don't important entries on the books omit- know how we should get along with - ted, and messages, even, ivere some- out them. Ali, you are Et family A friend of mine had a clerk who ma d t ' 1 il times not delivered Soid in sr friend a • lf? IV 1 t • • yot sc 0; a c oc ot to ine (me morning • I So John, ,was summoned. 'anal , w:ly'S Corn Cure removes the trouble. Corns ciiuse intolerillile pain. Rollo - Really, I inttst spbal to .Tohn. wondered what inanner of rebuke ilh•y it, and see ivhat an amount 01 1515111 is Wotsld.fall upon his hea.d.i'sased. John, said my friend it is most astonishing what a very bad meniory you have. But I believe that in time it will improve, because 1 have no- ticed that you have never once for- gotten. to ,c1raw your salary on the first -of the month. 'John took the hint, and after that my friend WaS more faithfully served. The infant of the household was in its 'cradle. •'1'he -head- of .the house was 'at home, peevish and fault .find- ing. At 'length lie became unendur- able, You've clone. nettling but. make' mistakes to -night, he growled., Yes, she answered, meekly; I began by putting the wrong baby to bed. eltptex a fie a d , 8.1410,19 aptat..07,.4„ 4.17.5 4.40 peoPnZ atzka.--;-/r O1$00fl taf' . z..e.242.elistatpittolok, Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in-. flamed you have a rumbgn! sound or ironer. feet hearing, and when ent rely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflarn. ngttion can be talcen out and this tubereetered to its normal condititn, hearing -*Mho de- stroyed forever: nine cases out of ten aro clused by ctarrh, which is nothing but an in. named condition of the mucous 50 0000'. , We will giro One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by cat -rrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Seed ior CirCUlfirs, free. lo. J. CHENEY & 00., Toledo, 0. Sold by DruggiEte, 75c. y Pins are the best. The biggest hedges in England are at Hall Barn, BuCkinghanishine. They are of yew and box, and are 30 feet high. Millard's liniment Itellevei Neuraloia', Bogg's Old Friend—Great heavens, man! Do I find you reduced to playing a cornet at the street -corner to make a living? Boggs—I ain't do- ing this to make a Jiving. My wife won't let me practice in the house. If your children are troubled -with worms, give them Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator; safe, sure and effectual. Try it, and mark the improvement in your child. This is 'our latest novelty, said the lnanufa,cturcr, proudly. Good, isn't it? Not bad, replied the visitor; but you Can't hold a candle to , the goods we make. ' Oh! Are you 111 the same business'? No; we make gunpoivder. Millard's Liniment for sala everpihare Mistress—But didn't, •Mrs. Upperten leave any message when you told her 'I was not at home? Servant—No, .mairon. She simply gave a . sigh of relief and Said, Thank you, .3 ane tind drove away. i • Excellent Reasons exist why Dr 'Phonies' Eclectric Oil should be used by ' persons troubled., with affections of the threat or lungs,' sores upon the skin, rheumatic pain, corns, bunions, or ex- ternalinjuries, The reasons are, that it is speedy, pure and unobjectionable, whether taken internally or applied out- wardly. WHAT A CANARY EATS. People who are very dainty are sorrietimeS said to have the appetite of a canary bird. But a scientific soeptic receetly resolved to find out just what the ePpetite of a canary bird iSi I,Ie weighed a canary and found it weighed 247 ,grains, or something Over half an °Mice. He cilto weighed all the food, and found that the bird eats thirty-two- tithes ' his weight every Month, or actually inure thanhis weight' every day. . „