Exeter Advocate, 1901-6-27, Page 3.ileseeS.srie
‘` We Gan Do No Moro"
AP 5AID THREE DOCTORSIN CON-
SULTATION
tet the railellt DU% Been Restored to
Health and Strength Through the
*Vacs ot Ds. nail Pills.
, Among the many persons through-
out Canada who OWC good health—
;perhaps even life itself—to Dr, Wil-
liams' Pink Pills is Mrs. Alex. Fair,
a well known and highly esteemed
,resident of West Williams township,
IMiddlesex County, Ont. For aearly
,two years Mrs. Fair was a great suf-
ferer from troubles bre-light on by a
e severe attack, of lagrippe. A report-
er Who called was cordially received
} by both Mr. and Mrs. Fair and was
given the following facts of the case:
,"In the spring of 1896 I was at-
tacked by lagrippe for which I was
;treated by our faintly doctor but in-
stead of getting better 1 gradually
grew worse, until my whole body be-
c;-tme racked with pains. 1 coasulted
one of the best doctors in Ontario
and for nearly eighteen months foie
,lowed his treatment but without anY
material benefit. I had a terrible
"cough which caused intense pains in
;my head and lungs; I became very
,weak; could not sleep, and for over a
.year I could only talk in a whisper
;and sometimes my voice left me en-
tirely. I came to regard ray condi-
tion as hopeless, but my husband
urged further treatment and, on his
advice our family doctor, with two
others, held a consultation the re-
sult of which was that they pro-
nounced my case incurable. Neigh-
bors me to try Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills, bist after having already
• spent over $500 in doctor's bills I
did not have much faith lef1 in, any
'medicine but as a. last resort I fin-
ally decided to give them a trial.
had not taken many boxes of the
pills before I noticed an improve-
ment in my condition and this en-
couraged me to continue their use.
After taking the pills for several
months I was completely restored to
health. The cough disappeared; I
no longer suffered from the terrible
pains I once endured; my voice be-
came strong again; my appetite im-
proved, and I was able to obtain
restful sleep once more. While tak-
ing the pills I gained 37 pounds in
weight. All this I owe to Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills and I feel that, I
canuot say enough in their favor for
know that they have certainly
saved my life."
I In cases of this kind Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills will give more certain
and speedy results than any other
medicine. They act directly on the
'blood thus reaching the root of the
!trouble and driving every vestige of
'disease from the system. Sold by
;all dealers in medicine or sent post
'paid at 50 cents a box, or six boxes
for $2.50 by addressing the Dr. Wil-
liams 'Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
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FACTS AND FIGURES.
, The salary of the British Secretary
;of State for War is $25,000 per an-
,
WM,
Only 80,331 persons out of the
700,000 who died in the United
Kingdom last year had anything to
lleave worth the attention of, the re-
v enue authorities; 14,990 estates
were not worth X.100 each, and 4,-
1200 out of the 80,331 were worth
L10,000 and over.
i The charges for wintering vessels
,on the Ottawa river, canals and
locks, are as follows:- In Carillon
canal, for steamers, $8; for barges,
,$I; in Grenville canal, steamers, $8',.
barges, $4; inside locks, Ste. Anne,
Carillon and Grenville canals, steam -
;ars, $25:
The total revenue obtained by the
Government from all the canals of
Canada, was $338,059 in 1890;
$350,351 in 1891; $358,711 in 1892;
$318,012 in 1893; $307,821 in 1894;
$283,211 in 1895', $350,061. in 1896;
$316,758 in 1897; $341,679 in 1898,
szid $291,652 in 1899.
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Up to 1853 Japan was a barbaric
State; closed to outside commerce
and influence. In 1863 she began
to send Japanese officers abroad to
study Western military and naval
methods. In 1867-68 came a civil
war, which ended in the victory of
the party of progress.
The following rates per ton are
charged for wintering vessels in the
Lachine canal, viz: For each boat,
barge, scow or other vessel of ten
tons' measurement or under, seventy'
cents per ton per vessel for the en-
tire winter, and every ten tons above
the first ten, an additional rate of
eight cents.
The American Sault ' canal was
open 231 days in 1889 i228 days in
Sr 1890; 225 days in 1891; 233 days in
1892; 219 days in 1893; 234 days in
1894; 281 days in 1895; 232 days in
1896; 234 days in 1897; 241 days in•
1898; 231 days in 1899. In 1898
the Canadian canal was open 243
`days, and in 1899 it was open 239
ays
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A ,PARISH OF TEN.
'the parish of Upper Eldon, -•
Ilant,s, England,- is probably unique
among the parishes ,of t,he United
..Cingdom. It is situated about fiVe
miles from Malmsey, and, boasts '
'population of ten: 'rhe villago
church stands in the centre of the -
farmyard of One of the two, houses
in the "parish„ and the farmyard is
also the village cemetery. The build-
ing dates from the eleventh century,
and contains a reading -desk, com-
munion table and rails, and five
pews, but does not boast a pulpit.
The living is of the annual value of
L45, ,but there is not at preeent an
incumbent, Occasionally a clergy-
men will visit, the district ot. nass
through on a walking tour. The
bell will then be rung and the par-
ishioners will attend an impromptu
service.
-SECRETS THAT WERE LOST
sorag onmINAL IDEAS THAT
re MONEY CAN BUY BACK.
Deprivedthe Wold oi the Benefit
of Motive, .Power of I-Leat—
Valnable 'Reeeipt Lost.
It is hardly twenty 'soars since
John Weymouth, the Wolverhamp-
ton engineer and, designer, di covered
the motive -power of heat, exhibited
it in one of the eimplest cheapest
,
and most useful engines imaginable, .-alliALL ril./.054EIL, Montreal.
and then depriv,ed the world of its
benefit, says London Answers. ,
lIe had produced beforehand a
round dozen of excellent inventions,
which still bear his 11EllIle, including
the modern revolving clianney-cowl;
and, having znade a large fortune, he
devoted himself to harnessing the or-
dinary heat of a Inc and making a
new power of it. The
1DEA WAS LA.ITGI-IED AT
by all his friends; but, after four
years of study and experimenting, he
produced a stationary engine that
gave double, the power of any steam -
driven mechanism at about, a, third
the cost, and also a small model
heat -locomotive, large enough to
draw a truck with a man in it.
Ile invited a committee of scien-
tists and engineers, including Pro-
fessors Huxley and Forbes Brown,
and showed them that his two ma-
chines worked to perfection. The
affair made a great stir, and it has
proved that a great power of unlim-
ited scope had been discovered. Wey-
mouth was flooded with offers of
huge '•sums for his invention; but for
no apparent reason, except, perhaps,
the alleged madness of genius, he ab-
solutely refused to either bring it out
himself; or sell the secret. He an-
nounced himself satisfied with the
triumph of his invention, and before
his death, a year later, he destroyed
all the papers and plans , explaining
the system and removed the essen-
tial parts of the two engines. These
engines are still possessed by his
heirs, but nobody has been able to
make einything of them.
Still stranger was the famous loss
of the recipe for the manufacture of
diamonds, some 15 years ago. Her-
bert Warner, who alone discovered
and held the secret of diamond -mak-
ing, did not live to
WRECK. THE DIAMOND INDUS-
TRY
as people thought he would, and the
circumstances of the loss were mys-
terious and tragic. Inferior ilia-
in.onds can still be produced artifi-
cially but only at a cost of about
ten times their value. Warner, af-
ter years of experimenting, was able
to turn out a genuine diamond, of
large size arid of the first water, at
the cost of a ,small fraction of the
complete stone's worth. He, like
Weymouth, of heat -power Sarno, man-
ufactured his diamonds before an au-
dience of scientists, and produced
three fine stones, which were tested,
and pronounced faultless. Two of
them are still in existence, and are
the greatest curiosities the jewel -
world has ever seen. But within a
fortnight of this triumph, before any
of the new stones were put on the
market, Warner utterly diSappeared
from his house in Harley Street,
London, leaving no trace whatever.
So complete was his disappearance
tha.t from that day to this not. the
smallest explanation has been hit
upon.
Then there is the lost secret of the
WONDERIITL NEW METAL
called '`talium,'"which would cer-
tainly have been worth many: mil-
lions to the nation and the inventor.
Grantley Adams discovered it just
eight years ago, and during its short
life it was one of the greatest, Won-
ders of the "science and commerce"
world, ',Tallinn" was an alloy of
metals, electrically treated, nearly
fifty-five per centlighter than steel,
both.; stronger, tougher, and costing
thirty., per centless to produce. It
was the fruit of four years' hard
work,. and study, and eventually
Adams completed it,. and publicly ex-
posed it to ;every kind of teet,
Trains, or ; any other vehicles, as it
w.as proved, would be able to travel
at nearly double their ,present
speed if constructed of "tal-
ium," and there was no kind of edg-
ed tool that would not be as keen,
as well as much lighter, if made of
thenew metal. The commotion
caused by this discovery was ex-
traordinary, and still more so was
the upshot of it, for the magnitude
of his success overcame Adams's rea-
son, and lie became insane before
over the secret of the construction of
talium'' was given out. Adams
died a year later, a hopeless lunatic;
a perfect liquid dentifrice ter the
Teath end Melith
New Size SOZODONT LIQUID, 25c
SOZODONTIOOTH DOWDIER, 25e
Urge LIQUID and POWDEM, 75C
al a.0 Storee, or by Mail for the price.
and, as there, was no paper explain-
ing his method, the great secret was
lost. All the tools and engines of
"talium" which he had made remain
but no' analysis has
REVEALED THE METHOD
by which the metal was blended.
"Talium" is lost to the world.
The , extra ordinary 'pelmet:tied
heanli" -"of Henry whuch' he in-
vented,;' perfected, and, proved tlm
worth of, twelve years;ago, was lost
,in. quite a different manner. The
Mills lamp was an incandescent light
produced without any using -up of
material—it had nothing to do with
combustion, - and the ''flame"' of it
was perfectly cold. It was certainly
one of the most wonderful inventions
of the age, ancl hot at all an expen-
sive affair. , Mills made two, of these
lams, en'd clemonsteated their abso-
lute success; but an extraordinary
thing happened before the mvention
was put at the disposal of the pub-
lic. On the night of May 20th, 1889,
Mill'S laboratory in Hampstead was
broken into, both, the lampbroken
to fragments, and all the papers de-
scribing the invention, involving
years of Work, stolen. There was
not the smallest clue to the perpe-
trators of the burglary, which was
done most scientifically, and the
SOZO 0
At all Storus or by Mail o,tle Priga
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Teth and Brea h 2.5°
HALL L1 WCWE, MM1trea,
10,
crime has never been traced. Even
the reeson of it is not known—whe-
ther it was
MALICE, JEALOUSY, 011 TFIEFT.
No use has been made of the stolen,
passers. Mills, who depended on
these papers`, eet to work again; but
two months later he contracted ty-
phoid, and died, and Britain was
thus deprived of his • secret.
ln one way it is, perhaps, as well
that the new gunpowder, "fulmite,”
invented by Herbert Sawbridge six
years ago, never came to a head.
Sawbridge discovered this powder by
accident, in his little chemical expel.-
imentiag-room at 'Exeter. Ire Per-
fected the powder after a good deal
of study and trouble, and fincilly
showed that, in an ordinary Service
rifle, this power could drive a bul-
let accurately a distn,nce of nearly
six miles, and that at ordinal y
ranges' it gave over ten times the
Penetration that "cordite," the pres-
ent powder gives. A. bullet propel-
led by it, at 600 yards, would pene-
trate twelve men. It would leave
been a terribly destructive invention,
and one of its best points was that
it did not strain or corrode a gun in
any way; and, above all, damp
could not harm it. But such is the
extraordinary fatality that seems
to dog inventors that Sawbridge
was killed in an explosion in his lab-
oratory, which wrecked the entire
cottage. This happened soon after
EXPENSIVE BANDS,
Ie.struments That Have
Cost Fortunes.
The most valuable coreet ever pro-
duced, was made by one of the lar-
gest flews of braes instrument mak-
ers in England to the order of the
late Czar of Russia,. It was made
of the best silver, richly graYen with
various devicee, iecluding the arms
of the Imperial House of Romanoff.
It was ornamented with beaten -gold
filigree work, and the bell of the in-
struineet eves thickly incrusted NVitll
rubies lied emeralds, The Cost of
this handsome instrument was $10,-
000.
A well-known millionaire recently
gave an order for a cornet which is
to cost $5,000. It is to be made cif
sterling silver, inlaid with seed
pearls. The portrait of the mil-
lionaire is to be reprodueed on the -
met al .
The late Shah of Persia owned a
very beautiful set of wind instru-
ments. They weredi pure silver, in-
laid with gold. The price paid for
them was $15,000. ,
The lino of Cutch paid 84,500 for
O conaplete set of band instruments.
The big drum' cost over $500. The
drummer; it is interesting to know,
uses a tlger-skin shot by the Rao
which is lined throughout with
crimson silk, and has a couple of
yellow diamonds for eyes.
The Rhodesia Horse has a splendid
band. rjj10 wind instruments are
of brass, silver-plated, and the drums
are made of aluminium, a precau-
tion rendered necessary by the num-
ber of white ants that infest the
country. The total cost of the ba,nd
wris a trifle over $1,500.
lhe Emperor of Morocco has a
very peculiar band. His priva,te
musicians are eighty in number and
they all play clarionets, which were
made by it London firm. Curiously
enough, they are all in one key. The
Emperor takes great delight in lis-
tening to the eighty clarionets being
blown simultaneously; but he can-
not convince his Court that "music
hath charms."
the Government ha.d begun to nego-
A COMIYIERCIAL
TRAVELLER'S STORY
Interview with Mr. 3. 11. Ireland,
one of the Old Time Knights
of the Grip.
Ills Plight on 0 Recent Occasion In the
Maritime Provinces—now liodd's Kid-
ney Came to Ills Help — High
Words of Praise for that Remedy.
Toronto, June 17, (Special).—Mr.
J. II. Ireland the well-known tra-
veller for hats and caps, left for the
Maritime Provinces one day last
week. Handily packed in Mr. Ire-
land's private grip was a box of
Dodd's Kidney Pills, the medicine
_famous throughout Canada as a spe-
cific for all troubles of the kidneys.
When asked about his experience
with .this remedy Mr. Ireland grew
quite' enthusiastic..
"I never go out on a trip of any
length without a box of Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills," he asserted.
Are you afflicted with kidney
trouble a great deal then," Mr. Ire-
land was asked.
"Not a great deal now, no," re-
plied Mr. Ireland, "I take Dodd's
Kidney,Pills more as a preventative
than anything else. But in the win-
ter of ninety-eight I. was, I can tell
you. I was down in Nova Scotia
when I first used Dodd's Kidney
Pills. I don't know whether it was
the water down there, the climate,
riding so much in the train or what,
but certainly my kidneys were on
the point of a complete break -down.
Bacha,che! it was one continual
misery. It spoiled my business,
broke nay rest an.d wore me down
until tbe life was taken right out of
me.''
And you usecl Dodd's Kidney
Pills?"
"I used the only remedy I knew of
that was a specific for the kidneys,"
answered Mr. Irela,nd. The first
dose of Dodd's Kidney Pills seemed
to go right to the spot. In a few
days I was feeling 'is well as ever I
did in my life. They are a splendid
medicine.. I have recommended
Dodd's Kidney Pills to scores of
men on the road like myself and
none of them but have the warmest
praise for the medicine being just
exactly what we need in our will of
life, a safe reliable strengthening
stinnilant for the kidneys."
tiate with Sawbridge for the pur-
chase of his invention; but, the ex-
plosion that killed him
DESTROYED ANY RECORDS
there might have been of his works.
It was not "fulmite" that killed him
but an accident with ordinary nitro-
glycerine.
'It was sheer vanity that kept
Grant Finlay from giving the world
the benefit of his invention for the
total abolition of smoke. 1 -le
evolved a simple System by which
any fire or light could be made to
consume its own carbon; and though
he t demonstrated theusefulness of
the invention many times, he obStin-
a,tely refused to put it on the mark-
et, or sell the secret of it. His own
house, just outside Glasgow, was
fitted with his system, which did not
cost him thirty shillings for the en-
,
tire building, and no jot of sin.olce
was ever emitted there.. All his
fires consumed their own smoke, and
he was fond of showing the efficacy
of his invention to guests, but nev-
er would he explain the working of
it; and he died two years ago car-
rying his secret with lihn to the
grave. A week before his death he
had all the "anti -smoke'' apparatus
stripped from his house, end destroy-
ed. •
In England 915 people die yearly
leaVing estateS eVer S'.,20,000, in
Scotland 125, !sad P1 Ireland 3,
411
There can be a difference of opinion: on
most subjects, but there is only one
oin-
ion as to the reliability of Mother Graves'
Worm Exterminator. It is safe, sure and
effeettial.
In the past 400 years Russia has
produced 1,050 tons of gold and 2,-
400 tons of silver.
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Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc.
Britain builds about a million
tons of shipping a year, and loses or
breaks up about 400,000 tons.,
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Are your corns harder to remove than
those that others have had Have they
not had the same kind ? Have they not
been cured by using Holloway's Corn
Cure? Try a bottle.
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THE NEW I3ABY.
Happy Father—We've got a new
baby up at our house.
Friend—So? What do you call him?
H. P.—We don't call him; he does
all the calling himself. a
Severe colds are easily cured by t;he use
of Bickle's Anti-Consuraptive Syrup, a
medicine of extraordinary penetrating and
healing properties. It is acknowledged
by those who have used it as being the
nest medicine sold for coughs, colds, in
flammation of the lungs, and all affections
of the throat a,nd chest. Its agreeableness
to the taste makes it a favourite with
ladies and children.
;
Bronchial diseases cause the death
yearly of 225 men out of a million
in the United Kingdom, and of 220
women. ,
Kinard Thin* Cures Dandruff.
MAINLY ABOUT TOBACCO.
Never put a gift -cigar in your
mouth.
III weeds grow apace; but they are
generally sold at five for a quarter.
A little cabbage is a dangerous
thing.
A bad cigar is the best thing out.
SPECIAL TRAIN TO SAN FRAN-
CISCO.
For Canadian delegates and all
others going to the Epworth League
Convention, via Chicago cartel North-
Western Railway, to leave Chicago
Tuesday, July 9th, 11.59 p. m.
Stops will be made at Denver, Col-
orado Springs, Glenwood Springs
and Salt Lake, passing; en route the
finest scenery in the Rocky and
Sierra Nevada. Mountains. Through
Pullman Palace and Tourist Sleep-
ing Cars. Order berths early, as
party will be limited in number.
r are only $50 rouncl trip, with
choice of routes returning. Send
stamp for illustrated itinerary and
map of San Francisco to B. H. Ben-
nett, Gen'l Agent, 2 King St„ East,
Toronto, Ont.
UNAVOIDABLE.
Why do you wander aimlessly from
place to place? inquirec1 the philane
Unionist.
Well, answered Meandering Mike,
eight hours sleep a day is enough fur
anybody. An' we's gofer do some-
Ving veit'' de other sixteee hours, nified at night? I know it. My
ain't we? • baby's voice seems twice as big.
GEYLON AND INDIA T
GREEN OR BLACK.
The Choice Rests with You.
will you continue using impure, liand.rollecl tea, when
a better article, grown on British soil, is at .your disposal /
Beth Greens and Blacks have ep.rned a reputation for
qualit,37.
Ceylon 'I'eas are sold In Sealec.2 Lead
Packet.s only. Black, nixed, Uncolored
Ceylon Green. Free samples sent..
Address 4,SALADA," Toronto.
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CLERICAL HUMOR. T, N. U
That was an excellent discourse
you delivered -last Sunday, remarked
a veteran minister of the gospel to a
rising young preacher, but 1 would
hardly call it a sermon.
Why not, doctor, demanded the
other.,
Because you had no text.
• Don't you call such a discourse a
sermon unless it has a text?
Certainly not.
You have read the Sermon on the,
Mount, have you not?
Many, many times.
Well, it has no text.
On the contrary, my dear young
friend, said the veteran, .it is com-
posed entirely of texts,.
ilinard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
The Egyptian Soudan has twelve
provinces, with an area of a million
square miles, and 10- million people.
They Wake the Torpid Energies.—Ma-
chinery not properly supervised and left
to run itself, very soon shows fault in its
working. It is the same with the digest
ive organs. TJnreg,ulated from time to
time they are likely to become torpid and
throw the whole system out of gear.
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills were made to
meet such cases. They restore to the full
flagging faculties, and bring Mame
CROSSING.
J. Caesar crossed the Rubicon,
Napoleon crossed the Alps, (zooks,
But men who cross their wives, gad -
Had betterbind their scalps,
For Over Fifty Years
Mits. Wriumow's SOOTHING SYRIM has been used by
millions of mothers for .their children while teething.
Itsoothes the child, softens the gums. allays pain. cures
wind. collo, regulates the stomach and bowels. and is the
best remedy for Diarrhcoa. Twenty-five cents e bottle.
Sold by druggists throughout the world. lie !nue and
CI& for " MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SMUT.'
The famine area of India was
about 417,000 square miles, nearly
four times the size of the British Is-
lands, and the population affected
about 51,000,060.
Not it Nauseating Pill.—The excipient
of a pill is the substance which enfolds
the mgredients and makes up the pill
mass. That of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills
is so compounded as to preserve their
moisture, and they can be carried into any
latitude without impairing their strength.
Many pills, in order to keep them from ad-
hering„ are rolled in powders, which prove
nauseating to the taste. Parmelee's Vege-
table Pills are so prepared that they are
agreeable to the most delicate,
I always believe in liutting some-
thing by for a rainy day, remarked
the absent-minded man, as he appro-
priated his neighbor's umbrella.
Beware VC -Ointments Tor -tat-arrli
that contain Mercury
at mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completelyderango the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surf aces.
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is toe fold to the good. you
can possibly derive from them. Ilan's Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by E./ Cheney 8.5 Co,. To.
lodo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken in.
ternally, acting directly Upon the blood and
MUCOUS surfaces of the system. In buying
Ha l's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
ine. It is taken internally,and made in Toledo,
Ohio, by la J. Cheney et Co. Testimonials
free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Ilall's Family Pills are the hest.
Don't you think things are mag -
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AVENUE HOUSE-1.`,VilVi;Itii.eatt1i1
per day.
A RE YOU IDLE- WRITE QUICK TO
Marshall & Co., Tea Importers, London;
Ons; outfit fnruished; charges prepaid; no
capital requited; delightful work. I
COULDN'T TALK.
How does it come thet new bar-
ber does such a. rushing business?
Deaf and dumb.
An End to Bilious Heaclacte.--Bilious
ness, which is caused by excessive bile in
the stomach, has a marked effect upon.
the nerves, and often manifests itself by
severe headache. This is the most dis-
tressing headache one can have. There
are headaches from cald, from lever, and
from other causes, but the most excilael-
ating of all is the bilious headache. Par -
melee's Vegetable Pills will cure it—cure
it almost immediately. It -will disappear
as soon as the Pills operate. There ha -
nothing surer in the treatment of 'bilious
neadache.
What are you making that fence of
such awfully crooked rails for? ask
the stranger riding by. So that
when them pigs of Thompson's creep
through they'll come out on the
same side where they started!
Minard's Liniment sold everywhere.
And so your mother-in-law is very
fond of you. How did you win her
affections? I am the only man on
earth who can eat her sponge -cake.,
Cheap Round -Trip Rate Between
St. Paul, Minn., and the
Pacific Coast.
On July 6th the Northern Pacific
Ry. will place in effect a low first-
class round trip rate of $45.00 from
eastern terminals to Seattle, Ta-
coma and Portlancl. eDates of sale:i.
at eastern terminals will be from
July 6th to July 13th inclusive, and
the final limit for return will be Aug.1
31st, 1901. Destination must be
reached not later than July 18the
stopovers being allowed IN LITITITER
DIRECTION within the transit
limits.
This offers an unsurpassed oppor-
tunity for those desiring to hunt
new homes and farms to go into the
northwest and look over the coune
try, or for those wishing to vislti
relatives or friends or to make plea-
sure trips, to do so.
Tommy—pa, is thc baby crying be.
cause he hasn't any teeth? Father-,
No, my son; he's crying because he
going to have some.
Dear Sirs, ---Within the past year
know of three fatty tumors on the
head having been removed by the ap-
plication of KINARD'S LINIMENT
without any surgical operation and
there is no indication of a return.
CAPT. W. A.PIIT
Clifton, N. B., -Gondola Ferry
GES'TING EVEN WITH 1-IIITII.
Two Joneses lived next door to
.each other, a,nd, having to call on
one of thein, 'Brown, of course, went
to the Wr Ong house. A crabbed ser-
vant enswered the bell, and, on
Brown asking, Is this ;Sir. .Jones'?
she replied snappishly, as if she had
been botileted with many such in-
quiries, No, it 'un 1! and slammed
the cloor in his face.
Brown walked on it few yards or
so, when a bright thought struck
111311 IIe relearned at once and rang
the same tell 1,gia,in. Again the
cra,bbed servsnt, appea! ed,
Who said it, 'wee? asked 13roven
trl-
iZIfll)Iuintly av;c1 welked away,