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Exeter Advocate, 1901-4-4, Page 3A WICKED GIRL. i 11n( MAY CI10'1L est little meal in order; did the piiea,lt to hiui, and theta it was ratter,� lightly; "What is that murder every "Ito, Miss Derry, 1 thought old Nat, 1„R IS0;.1Lit tti TOM) grire fhd -Miss I'11a eei.c1 for you? ono is talking of? \Vas, ie here'?r, "In T1.as\ ton, ni td tints'?' Oh, done, 319,” tho man said, and nothin',-; further, because he required time to (coN'euNua'D.) recover ^the insult offered to 'Ellaww"- the told nye she had begged you not ;"1E !'RIE D TO STEAL THE JEWELS to come." FROM A DEAD DUCHESS. "So she did, and I tried to do as, >kze evi heel, but it �y s imi ossible, E ow could I l, -now her to be in trouble sand stay away? I tried for a �vk\ole week, but I had to give lip at last and come, Something,must bo done, Sarah. This awful!murder Must be found; out,,, Ct's o, week since," :the woman ob- served, with no change in her intent ton, would iu.iist on my no longer giving "Wheys, then?'" she askecl, tannin sera lr litt here, where l huA'cly, der LI;the huge tel -pet, and bul�tncing it ' serge a little attention. I ratan to I as it to tell whether it held suh.ci- tell Bila of your othertitude," j eiit to supply her wants, "Ai itin, grandmother? You Have 'About four mites awa3',- just lie - done" it eo often. " 'i he old woman turned sharply s Sound to peer into her „landcl:i,ug•ht- lower, of wtach you have probably cr's face. "Primrose'?' she queried,ho«.rd." cis it uncertain who was beside her'And wlto was murdered?" "'14 Itl1 13asset, the mister ,of ,' -)e vriug. At the the gi'rl's only answer now vvas r. alines asse'; ie it the Tower," '. to silently stretch out• a guiding hand, "You startled ire, child," old ,Mrs. Basset explained, crossly pushing the hand aside. "What motive can you have for upsetting my • nerves by • '.Niel who murdered, hinny" `L'he question was'asked in the senile tone, but the man, for all'his metural den.,ences, had seen a passionate anxiety in the girl's eyes before 5lie speaking in a voice so unlike your losvored thern--such curious eyes he own that II thought T had some thought them; gay anti green and. stranger Here'? If I were mercenary blue all at once, like the .,ea -water 1 should suspect you had some de- . sometimes was on a stnnuice's day sign in :'habitually endeavoring to in a certain favorite nook of'his. shatter my nerves, as well as leaving Curious, but very beautiful. me so much alone. I'm not a' geniis "That's, of course, what nobody nor an idiot, to• be content in soli- can say, madame," he answered,,. t ido. for hours at a time, as you while these thoughts ran in his listed. are. I'm human:; enough to require; human companionship, and I will have Miles nada aware how sel- dom I get this from you who owe me everything. • Now, go and tell him I want to speak to him, Tell him if he d.00s'not dome and have a cup of tea and a "game' of cribbage fcr r t.• with his ,neglected grandmother, I ' `It would be a satisfaction to the shall' be positively ill." He hassurespolice to take somebody up'?" sug-- ly had' plenty of time to despatch.,gested the girl, absently, while ,`she whatever business took him from sweetened her tee„ • • ' 'the dinner -table 'this evening, I. Bate "Yes, madame, it would be a great: to go' into that. room. of 'his, with comfort to theme, '`Naturally,'"'Tell, me about it." "In the papers they say— "Oh, 'I know 'what ,the papers say." she. answered, leaning back,. and seeming to forget the tea ' she had prepared.' "You tell me in your own way,? "Por myself. I thought thea papers very satisfactory and correct," the man observed rather pointedly `ias he whisked', a crumb off the table -cloth, "and there were columns . of ie, whereas if you tell it, it.is all over in a few' words. Mr, Basset was writing alone in his' library that evening --just a week to -day it was —and- there he was found: -sitting, dead, with one of his own foreign "There's nobody even took to be tried for it, The cro'rvner gave•what he called open verdict." "But surely. some one is suspect- edr' "Not a soul, T assure you. There' isn't anybody the police can take up the hideous idols' and weapons, so if you are 'not too indolent'for that trifling errand, go and. bring Miles to my room." "Grandmother, I will come. Let me do all you want, I "will try hard. I will come with you --any-. where,"' the girl cried, throwing her arms impulsively round the unre- sponsive nr� sponsive form. "I will try to be to you more than ever miles—" She had inside a desperate_ effort, but as the, nand was uttered she fell Senseless to the ground. CHAPTER II. The midday down.express had pant- ed out of the little,station of Thaw- daggers in his Heart. - People say it ton, and one of the few. passengers' it' had left behind it stood on the hla:tforre looking round in an un- urried sort of way, that had yet no listlessness in It. She had it on her, ieiirid to ask a question from any of- ficial whop.' she'should encounter, but seeing none she waited with the, pa- tient alertness of an experienced :trav eler, who knows' that no lady, with a liberal hand need vainly look for attention among railway porters. As site stood, fragments reached her of a donversation carried on. between the station -master and two or` three people whose arrival had engrossed him to the exclusion of all'else, and when she had, listened to a few .sen- tences she walked rather hastily as * y'"'into the boating -office. TTerc two women sat close to a dusty fire, talking, in. half whispers, .and, while the girl crossed tthe room a few words reached her distinctly.,, though the heavy tones were lowered. She turned back at once to the chilly platform, and by that time a sleepy - for is said their presence is accounted eyed poeter - (who appeared to 'pos- sess any amount of staying power, and none of going), had begun to feel a 'dull curiosity in her. "Your luggage, miss?he inquired, pointing back tri the only box the train had disgorged.'• ''Yes/' she answered, with an .in- ciifference to which he had not been n,ccustornod "where' passengers' lug- gage was in question. "Is there any conveyance here?" The porter looked over his left shoulder, and then over his right. "Fly's gone,", he remarked then, casually.... "Perhaps at 'the Railway wr sn't 'right for ` it to lie on his table to be used as a paper knife." "Some thief came' in, I suppose. The windows are'low,, perhaps." "They are, both ` of them, and there's ai, door out into the park, but all were shut.', "But, could be opened from out- side, no doubt'?'". ''Yes, .madame. Neither was fast- ened on the inside that evening, strange 'to say.--' But nothing was stolen." "You mean nothing they are yet aware ` of. ' Who else was in, the Towei•'that evening?" Only the old ladythe' widow of Mr. Miles's grandfather --and his sis- ter." is-ter „ 'Except, servants '. ,added ;the girl, unconsciously dropping the levelness of tone. "Except servants, of course'," the :roan allowed; "but they are old` serv- ants and above suspicion. Besides, UM -where do you want to go to?" ' "I will tell the driver," she re- plied," with" gniet dignity, "Yon mean that inn just outside the gates'? Bring my .luggage there." The tone meant a, shilling the man was confident, and he took from Ilia • lady the :bag she had been' holding before he shouldered -her box. " The Mass door of the tall ;'square inn was closed, but a flat -faced cider-: ly waiter, who stood peering hope- , _fully out,. opened' it as the girl ap- proached; then, as if he would rath- er not ath-er;not risk a question until she \vas secure in his department, he led her, without a word, through the hall toward a door opposite them. At the bar window as they passed, a' email, red-faced men in pink stood. talking to, the landlord, beating Inc hunting -crop, against his boot with almost -every zvoiad he said. The girl heard a few sentences then mace unsmiling gaze: Yee, a whole week" --sadly. "Ars T 11a begged me not to come, 1 thought I ought not -at first, but, as :f say something latest be done, and isn't it natural IElla's sister should try to do it?" "Ye., tt's natural,'' the 'woman agreed,' the slow level tones, striking dully on the ear after the girl':e clear, heart -stirred voice, 'hut it will be of no use. Everything bas been tried. The kindness to Miss Elle, would be to teach her to forget it." "Them I will try to teach her to forget it. But I must also try—^" Amiss Derry," the woman's inter- ruption was quick enough though heavily uttered --'you will remem- ber she is not strong like you, and you will spare her any unnecessary harass?'' • IVho should spare her if not I?" the girl asked, with simple,' frank - astonishment, • "You.: 'will remember how ` lately she has had such, an awful shock?" "You would not think me likely to forget it if you knew how terrible. this week has :been' to the while she;. kept me from'; her." • 'But you understand why,' Miss Derry? ,` She knew Mrs. Martie; world make it disagreeable for you. Miss'Elleethinks of 'you mere than of herself: ` Did you expect to stay ' at many at the Tower, at any titno. It is very- sad" -- with a bland sympathy --"for Mr., Basset' was en- gaged to be married nextmonth.iVe all feel' for poor Miss 'Ope—" "Yes, I know he ivas,"- the, girl quietly interrupted. "We all," persisted the man, chaf- ing under a 'sense of injurybecause no lady (especially a young one) had any right to shiver sitting so near a fire of his compiling, "feel for the young lady at the -Pines." "I am going to the Pines," The words were so grave as to sound like a rebuke, and were fol- lowed 'by such a meaning glance into, the hall that the man could not but take the hint.' When he returned,.. in ten 'minutes' time, it was to say,; the fly was at the door, and to find the visitor so. lost in thought, that he had to re- mind her of having ordered a,%vehicle at all. "No," the girl said, "hurriedly,, when she saw her box being' hoisted to the woof of the fly. "I must leave that until I send for it—or return:" Then having satisfied the man with silver, in her composed accustomed way, she took her seat and was driven out of the sleepy little town of Thawton. After enjoying about three', miles of roa;cl which rambled, with no di- rectness of purpose, over the margin of fiat .country ' lying between the downs and sea, they passed through such an impulsive movement forwardthe little village of Dewriiig (at whosestation • this express train. had that she almost' overtook the .waiter not stopped), and instead of driving before he had impressively thrown northward up' the gradual ascent to open the door of e room that had the tower, they went straight on for very little in it besides a long table another mile, and then turned -ready laid for any prom'iscuous.'meal. abruptly southward, until even 'on But through its closed window there the i irl's unlistening' cars there fell was a pretty peep of wintry garden the sound of the sea washing its ground beyond. long stretch of pebbly shore. Break "While you are waiting for the fly, ing a long wall on one "side this madame, what, will you take?" in= road, carne a, little round lodge, like quired the waiter, noticing that his' 'a swollen and moldy' toy, and at visitor stood looking straight ) tached to it a yellow gate. Before through the window' ill an itnbusi_ this the driver reined inhis horse, with a hoot intended to arouse the lodge -keeper, but which only startled the girl sitting , behind' hint. He re- peated it vainly again and again,. yet all the time there was a.'ivomile' sitting calmlyloolding .out -upon him "No," looking gravely now bathe from one of the round windows of: into the ` room, "A sandwich and the lodge. a cup of tea, if not inconvenient.". When presently the girl' caught ''? of in the least inconVenient, sight of this n moan's face, she -cit rnaclanre,'' he deprecated, lits smile ,once told the driver she would walk addind that though, tip to then, be the rcet of the way, , and dismissed had only thought she might be idi- 1?nt- She paid' hire in excess, in the otic, he now wes aseurod of it. old' take -it -fol' -granted way, then When he hada deptirted""rvith, Inc 'opened ,ihe gate for herself, arta order, her ears follow -0d his eat evalked-up the .yard' of Braden path 'heavy tread, and presently he joined, to the door of the toy lodge, enter= the two who' : were talking in the : ing without any preliminary' knock. noes-likeway,- after she had,' be- spoken the fly on its return,`just as if she were listening foie some,thiii ;, "Shell I ' c1ur Y es ciiCferentl,y, IV i ,rtrry'?" the Pines?" "If Ella asks me. "But she wan't be allowed to. No, I'm sure she won't,_ so I must see about -something, • while you speak with Miss Ella. ' Will you come up to the house with me,- and I will take you straight to her room?" "As you like," said the girl, her lip' curling more in amusement than con- tempt, as she"turned out of the op- pressive little room the wonian fol- lowing her in silence. "Sarah," she said, suddenly, when. she had waited for her companion to come up to her in the short straight avenue of ` stunted elms, "I wonder Mrs. Martin lets Ella keep you with her, as you are fond of Ella, and Mr. Martin is so intolerably jeal- ous." "But she doesn't know I'ni fond of Miss Ella," the woman said, with 'the first sign of a smile. "I pretend to be devoted only to her, and so I'm allowed to stay. I know well it's the only way. "We were both- your nursling-,. once," said the girl, with an.uncon- scious 'pathos in her clear, musical e'oice, 'but you were never fond of me as you are of Ella." "No, Miss Derry --if fond is tha word = I had no need to be." "I' never," the girl said; cheerfully strangling a sigh, ''vas quite the• mistress of my, temper, was 1, Sarah?' ( door in the floor that gave access to the 2,.� They say red-haired peoples neer • vault: The. two vales were so closely, are." • dovetailed into one another and fitted so "Red-haired!" The woman's voice exactly' that he found the utmost dit$- was filled with astonishment, yet cultyin getting a tool between them. He lie''i`hounlit That All the Ornaments '1`hntt Adorned the Corpse as It Lary In 1 State Were Iluried Wilk the, B3od Cat iht In u 'L`rnys• Only t few weeks after her return from Prusscic, -'here she hail seen her soli, then te eel?•y crowned king of the Ilel- ghnis, did the Duchess Augusta of ,Sach- sen-Colemg die, in her seventy-sixth year, Nov. 10, 1531,, Tile admiration and love, this admirable princess had inspired duets crowds to visit the body as it ,lay in state in the residence at Coburg prior to the funeral, which took place on the 19th before daybreak by the light of torches... The funeral was attended by men and women of all classes eager, to express their attachment tothe deceased and respect foe the family. A grew" nidal was said and fabled con- cerning this funeral. It was told and be- lieved that the dowager duchess had been laid in the fancily vault adorned with her diamond rings and richest necklaces. She was the mother of kings, and the vulgar honeyed that every royal and princely house with which she was allied had con- tributed some jewel toward the decora- tion of her body. ,','gong those who were present at the funeral of the Ducliess Augusta was a Bavarian named Andreas Stubenrauch, an artisan then at Coburg. He was the son of an armorer, followed his father's profession and had settled at Coburg. Stubeurauch had been one of the' crowd that had passed by the bed on whieh -the duchess lay in state and had cast covet- ous eyes at the jewelry with which the body was adorned. He had also attended the funeral and had corne to the conclusion that the duch- ess was buried with all the precious arti- cles he had noticed about her as exposed to view before the burial and with a great deal more which popular gossip asserted to have been laid in.the coffin with her. The thought of all this waste of wealth clung to his rnind, and Stubenrauch solved to enter the mausoleum and rob the body. The position of the vault, far removed and concealed from the palace, suited his plans, and he made little account of locks and bars, which were likely to prove small hindrances to an accomplished To carry his plan into execution he re- solved on choosing the pight of Aug. 18- 19, 1832. On this evening he sat drink- ing in a low tavern till 10 o'clock, when he left, returned to hrs lodgings, where he coleectecl the tools he believed he would require, a candle and a flint and steel, and then betook himself to the mausoleum. The tomb was closed by an iron gate formed of strong bars eight feet high, radiating from a eienter in a sort of semicircle `and armed with sharp I-Ivfound it impossible .to open the lock, and he 'WEIS therefore obliged to climb over the gate, regardless of the danger „of tearing himself on the barbs. Here he found a double stout oaken On, Derry'S entrance, a' pretty, delicate -looking girl, of above twere- ty, who "lay on a cooch 'beside the fire, looked un from a bOok, then sprung to her feet. the merry answer, though the spea.,-- er's voice was stirred by some strong emotion. "Kiss nie., Now again — eg,ain.. Yes, egain. It is such ages since I saw you. Lock your items round my neck iny deer just as you used to do in old times — those very, very old timee before rich aunts stole you away from me." The younger sister --- for Ella was the younger by almost two years -- answered only „ by a grave sweet sirdle; but, after' a patiee, moved her head back to g•o,ze ,into her sietcr's "Tell me fingt, that you -care to see you' know I am not mistress hei•e." "No, am glad to say you are not," returned Derry, stoutly, "Of course I came to see you, but an- other motive brought me too, Ella. afraici you may not like to hear '' \thy did you come?" gently and sadly asked Ella again. • "When I read that sortoes',ful letter of yours, I felt I ought to be with you, dear, though as you told me not to conic, suloinittal. But after .thinking, thinking, through six whole ,clays, I kr.cies- I must come even if only for .that other purpose, Ella, that mystery must be .solvecl.." dWill you pleaee not speak of it?" urged the younger girl, gently. "Not speak' of ite Must not I? ()In struck as the valve, grating, on its hinges, was thrown back. Then, leaning, over the opening, holding a pole in both hands, he endeavored. to feel the depth of the vault. In so doing he lost balance, anti the weight of the pole dragged him down, and he, fell between two coffins some 12 feet below thafloor of the upper chamber. There be lay for scene ,little while unconsciohs, stunned by his fall. When he came to himself, he sat up, felt about with his hands to ascertain where he was and conside.red what next should be done. Stubenraucli was,not „the man to feel either respect for the dead or fear of aught supernatural. *With both hands be sustained the heavy lid of the coffin as he peered in, and the necessity for using both to support the weight prevented his profane Land from being laid on the re- mains of an aueust and pious princess. Stubenraucli did indeed try more than once to sustain the lid with one hand that be might grope ivith the other for the treasure he faecied must be concealed there, but the moment he removed one band the lid crashed down. Disappointed in his expectations, Stu- benrauch now replaced the cover and be- gan to consider how he meght escape. But now, and only uow, clid be discover that it was not possiblci for him to get out of the vault into which he had fallen. The pole on which he had placed his confidence was too sliest to reach the epening above. Every effort made by Stubenrnuch to scramble out failed: He was caught in a trap—and what a trap! Nemesis bad fallen on the ruffian at once On the scene of his Clitile and con- demned him le betray himself. Morning broke. It was Sunday and a special festival at Coburg, for it was the twenty-fifth. anniversary of the accession of the duke, so that the town wits in lively commotion, and park and palace were also in a stir Stubeni•auch sat up and waited in hopcs of hearing some one draw near who would release him. About 0 o'clock in "the morniog he heard steps on the gravel and at once began to shout for aesistance. The person who had epproached ran away in alerm, declaring that strange and unearthly noises issuod from the ducal ,rnausoleum. The guard wes ap- prised, but would not at. first believe the report. At 'length 0130 of the sentinels wee dispatched to the spot, and he re- turned speedily with the tidings that there certainly wee a man in the vault. Tic had peered through the grating at the entrance and had seen the door broken open aria a crowbar and other articles lying about. The gate was now opened 1.all, an'i she kry-lw lie waited thero, "1 eaw you, Sarah," she said, to , . . eenno ;ma Steneereuen removed le tee midst i1101701 spealtitii, Until he the woman who stood at ber en - nay. ' 1 g,re,,(,,.0 ,,s711,1 no suit " patient and resigned and gentle like nanyed speetators. Ile was removed -to With a Captious VIelitor. 01p one of our western citice emu() -eerie-) ago," said it Inansas City mein 'al frieed of mine was employed as It report- er 0r10 of the local papera ileNt Man above Linn was comstantly takieg !fire to task for alleged derelictions in duty and eepecially for mistelses in gyam- nine, etnictuation end similar thanes, Tho editor who was forever quarreling with ray friend, while a man of force and able to write la a virile manner, was never- Iheless deficient iu education, and hid eraminar seas occasionally as bad ad some of that of Charles Diekene. Ono day he bed been particularly vieious in hie criticisms of my friend. The follow-. me clothing there appertred an editorial from his pen, in Ivhich the following sen- tence ocemred: " 'To be a true American one should visit the Rocky mountains and contem- plate its beauty and graudeur.' "Here was the chance my friend had been waiting for, and so be cut the quota- tion out and sent it to the owner of the papea to whom both men were responsi- tele, with the following comments: "The first thought suggested by this strange statement is that its author should eisit a school of grammar and contemplate its beauty and grandette. This originality in the use of a singular rnight be used to advantage in a reversion of the style, like the following, for exam - visit the ed:tor of The Blank and con- template their lreauty and grandeur.' Aside from the offense to English in this admonition to the American people, will the sentiment itself stand analysis? 11 the dictum be true that to be a true American one should visit the Rocky mountains and YontemPlate its beauty and grandeur, what is to become of the toll " 'The man who cannot afford tO in• dulge in this visit and contemplation? " 'The busy man who cannot find time to go on a mountain gazing, tour? "'The many good , citizens who aro blind?' "The attention of the owner was ale rested, and he made inquiries which re- sulted in his straightening out matters between the tNvo men. While this drastic criticism perhaps did not improve the ed- itor's grammar, it certainly did. Improve my friend's position while on the paper." • of en assembled .crowd• of angry. and dis- ' :WELS 'CrlICIIY surninoned to carry 'in ' trance, eels eeee .1.1.a.,, ' - ' d ' ., Yon i/iiist fcCee,dve rue, I. can not be s, i i ee la se o. n ier merle conic Airs, •etartin's lodge -keeper?" ' • „ , . (go -LE CONT TM%) . Willi hard laboe.--13arieg-teottld s Ills- ON WHOM WAS THE LAUGH? Artist's A.tteinpt to Have Hun With a Picture Dealer. The following good joke on a party of artists (or was it on the picture dealer?) was told by George Bogert, who was one of the party, as an actual occurrence: "One day," said Mr. Bogert, "Fred- erick Kest, Carleton Wiggins and my- self were down town and for a 'lark stopped in one of those cheap picture shops where :they sell'oil paintings toe about'$1.22. After looking about a bit Nest selected one, supposed to represent a deer. Said he to•the dealer: " 'I3eg pardon, sir, but I am green at this business. Will you mind explaining this eicture? The deer appears to have a melancholy, hungry look on his face. " 'Quite correct,' replilid the dealer, 'Step over here. This is better.' " 'You se.e, it's this way,' continued Kost confidentially: 'My 'wife and I aro in the city for a few days to buy some paintings foe our new house in Indiana, I have' to get a- few hundred dollars' worth, and I reckon I had as well get them all right here.' "The dealer nearly dropped in his tracks, buCwas equal to the emergency. " 'Yes, sir,' he said briskly, 'you have co -me to the best place in town, but be- fore we begin business, gentlemen, come over to the Astor House and have lunch '"Thanks,' replied Kost vvithout the ghost of a smile, 'we had a late break- fast at the Waldorf-Astoria and really don't care for anything just yet. By the way, have you any pictures by a man named Carleton Wiggins?' " 'No; we had one by Wiggins, but couldn't sell it. We don't handle his pie,. tures.' " 'Anything by a felloNv named Bogert?' " 'No. Never expect to either. His are not worth having.' '` `Ahem! Have you any works of the celebrnted artist Frederick Kest?' " `I.KOst?' said the dealer. scratching his head meditatively. `Liost? I don't think I ever heard of "We were nearly choking with laugh. ter before, but this last was too much, and the laugh we gave Kest put the deal. er on, as the saying is. Without a word he put on his hat and, leaving his assiet, ant in charg,e, marched out of the store, wearing a very pained expressiou on his flneer New Year klaperstitionS. "Don't take light out oC the house before 01710 has been brought in," is the solemn injunction on New Year's night ef the peasaptry of Lincolnshire, Eng - laud. Death is certain to result if this advice is net followed. To permit a woman to enter the house first on New Year's deg is said to be sure forerunner of eviL The same re. sults are said to follow the throwing ouf of dirty water, ashes or any kind of ref. In sweeping the hou.s.e the dust must be swept from the door to the hearth oi' death will be the consequence. A custom largely observed at present is after hag the fire in the morning to spread the fishes over the threshold. If in the mornine there is an impression of a foof leading from the house, a• death la that: family is so firmly believed in that prep, arations are made for it, but if the foot, mark leads toward the house a birth during the year is sure, and prepare, lions are made accordingly. Bright Stars Not the Largest. The amount of light we receive front any ster depends upon its distance, size and the brilliancy of its surfece, faint star far away may therefore he much larger than °tie which nppear:. blighter to us because it is` nearer, an as a 'natter of fact it is known that sone.) faint eters have a much larger mass—the"- is, \retell more—than Siritle, the bidet(' est star the heavens, elthough, this lat- ter star is three timed heavier^ taan which lang-aagQ8 01111 d 1"." eed triotliee e'en ern tile en doesn t, si)e'ken- ie 2,000 miles in length feed boars am its carrouts there iyou arle. Iluti if git,i1 likes, yeti aehed tite bright Yesterday. you eves. lietened to bei. 'go,' so distinctly, enunciated, and her 'oe,' so nicely round- ed, and sat speechless and tongue tied before her evhile she used the words you had alwaYs \\elated to vise, but could never think of at the 'dein momeet? "She is the most infuriating type 01 W0111,111 in the world to rim. There is no other that so thoroughly paralYzes my faculties aed that manes ace appear at ellen a disadvantage, In the presenee ot the witty NV01111111 I can at least laugh and appear aninaated to that exteete with a beauty mound I can still be agreeable, but no sooner do I hear the cool, well naoduluted voice of the perfectly Self possessed member of my sex than I feel v,daerever that may be. "Once for my sins I had such a person for a neighbor. When I first knew her, I felt an extravagant admiration for her conversational dexterity, so when I gave see. the hoetess-slaip calmly taken out of my hands. " 'My neighbor' directed the connerse- tion, patronizingly letting me into it every, now and then. `111y neighbor' told Iittlet stories, charming little stories, eloevly'andl with detail, bringing the point out clearly and joinieg her delightful laugh to the chorus that greeted the denouement. "Occasionally I would have ,something really good to tell, but 'my neighbor' so transfixed rne with her glittering eyes and her eyebrows were se expeessive of concern at my temerity that I would 'hasten the recital, jumble the eVents andE forget the point. "When I finished, my Cheeks would be; burning, arid my 'self possessed neighbor, would observe evenly: 'Never mind, deatai I'm quite sure every one understood just what you were trying to "I have felt as young in that woman'es, presence as 1S months. I have felt as, awkward as a turtle. I have forgotten' hotiv to pronounce the simplest words,i, and I have said `it is him' an innumerable number of tinies. Shehelongs to a class. It's a large class, with more members in the north than in the south, but I tell you this—when I hear the voice of the ap- pallingly self possessed woman in the hall of a new hotel or boarding house^wliere I have planned to stay for a time, I pack' my trunk and instantly flee. "I have no desire to meet the owner of the voice. I know that as soon as I de I'll lose my nerve and my intellect and become a gibbering lunatic.' A. Itude Prince. It has not always been wise to look ta a royal court for the etiquette of polite society. Witness this quotation frOlal the Princess Czartoryska, an incident of tho court life of Joseph II at Berlin. One day, at the end of dinner, she ree fated that she had known Prince Kan- nitz, who ,had a varied reputation, and incidentally one for impudeuce. Having fine teeth, ho attended to them without, the slightest yegard for his guests. As, soda as the table was cleared his valet!, put a mirror, a basin and brushes befora him; and there and there the prince be-, ,gan his morning toilet over again, just as if he -were alone' in his dressing room, while 'every one was waiting foe bimetal_ finish to get up from the table. "I could not suppress my astonisha. ed the princess if slae, too, had waited. out of countenance that I only recovered niy senses at the foot of the stairs, but later on it was different. I conaplained of the heat and left the table at des- sert.' " A Boer :Marksman. The Boer officer who was observed by others that day picking out our officers was for some time within a few yards of Fraser. Fraser saw no less than five officers fall to his unerring aim, and so long as they showed the slightest signs of life he continued to fire at them. In the intervals the Boer marksmae welked perfectly leisurely about, pipe in mouth,' then stopped again, knocked out the, ashes of his pipe, picked"out another vie-: tim and aimed long and deliberately at hill]. With the rank and file he did not' concern himself at all; he only shot at our officers. He seemed to feel no fear, at all. A dyddite shell fell jtist a little way behind him and 'burst. He turned his head and calmly watched it, then moved 071 with a contemptuous shrug of his shoulders. Fraser thought he must' be a German. He was smartly dressed in long boots and breeches, his coat was off, and he wore a silk- shirt with' dia- monds gleaming in his sleeve links.—Bag- hot's "Shadows of the War." Tiny Anvils. The anvil that rings' to the sturdy blacksmith's sledge may weigh 200, 300, 400 pounds, but there are anvils whose weight is counted in ounces. These are used by jewelers, silversmiths and vari- ous othe.e workers. I Counting shapes, sizes, styles of finish, and so on, these little anvils are made in' scores of varieties, ranging in weight from 15 ounces up to a number of pounds smell. Some of these little anvils,' perhaps two pounds, are shaped precisely lilte the big anvils. Others have shapes adapted to their special uses. 'All the little :cavils /Ire of the iMest steel. They are all trimly finished, cam). nickel plated, and those surfeces that aro brought into use are finished with what is called a mirror polish, the sur- face beine made as smooth as glass These little anvils are made up to five pounds and some of them up to ten pounds in weight. They are made some in the Ueited States and SOLU0 in Gorilla - Chinese Dead Rests. There are no II Cl '• lode They have instead holloW square frames of rattan 'or hatnboo or blocks' of wood. fashioned so that tho.y tit the ampe the neck and support the head whoa ly- ing 011 the side. People who have used these sUbetitutes for pillows say they are much 'fuer° comfortable than softs hot ' feather or hair pillows, especially' in warn' weather, Hole of tile Minortty. "De you believe minority rit e au 1.7 tA