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Exeter Advocate, 1901-2-21, Page 6---eettesesees I -ROM THE -1-13EE TOAD. , saoluded, aolitare on setae .underaousta Or cradled in a, leaf ndd glimmering light, Like Puck thou crouchest, haply watching how The SiONY tfstoL1 conies bulginnidony waits, Is:rout:I; loosening" Ione, orhow, against the ahrht, alowweran 'gathers silver to endow • 'tho daritriqs$ "'with, or how the dew, conspires To hang at dusk with lamps of chilly area titach blade that Shrivels now. • Art trumpeter et Dwertiand, does thY horn reforia the anemes and goblins of the hour When they way gambol. :IL naW Lind thorn, Straddling each winking. bed and twinkling, flower O r hellcinger oEltland, whose tall tower The litiodendron, is, from whence is borne The elite tuusio of thy bell 3 deep bass To summon fairies to their starlit maze, To $11.1t1C1011 them or warn ? --Madison Cawein in Atlantic. 0.4.04.04”Otts Ote. 0.9, Gas 'louse Maflit G o EtOW 11:10 Got on to the Football Team 9 0 By BARRINGTON KIDD. o cestoe•oe.o.s.o.s.o.s.o osecet.0.,:eoesoseo.s.o "Did I ever tell you," asked tee um dergraduate, "about the time Carl Mae fit got on the tootball teal's° by samking a cigarette?" "No," said Storrow, "yoe didn't, and you needn't tell us, eitber, unless' its n good story." The undergraduate chuckled. "Ob, It s a good story all right enough, but I ought to have a picture of old Gas House to go with it." "A picture of old who?" "Old Gas House Mara. That's what they used to call him on account of bis size. He played center rush after he broke training." "I don't see how he ever could have made a football man," said Storrow. "That's exactly wbat Bill Connors told him," continued the undergradu- ate. "I remember the first afternoon we got Carl to come out to the field and play on the scrub side, He moved around something like a road roller. He must have been upto 280 pounds. Con- nors, the trainer, threw up both hands and swore. 'Blessed day,' he shouted, itait of thing on each a•trivial occasion as the class regatta, and the upper elassmen cause out of their rooms auel discouraged us. , 1"\Yalt for a 'college vietory,' they said, esefave you burn your tnoneyt "P11 tell you what we'll do, i- sug- gested Davie Peterson. -Let's go down to the shore and celebrate, The atmoe, phere in this neighborhood is too un- sympathetic.' : '"I'his seemed like a good idea, The shore was the local,Conet, Island, about two miles out of town. We piled our fireworks into a 'ramshackle hack. and started. Of course we didn't ride in- side ourselves. -1Nre bunched up beside the driver and all over the top and burned red .fire and yelled. It was la fine sight. "At the corner or Alaple street seam one spotted old ,•Cari standing under a -street lamp and gazing at us wistfully. 'We whooped tind‘pelled up. " 'Come on, Gas House'. called Peter- son, 'Get in the game.' Carl shook his head resolutely. 'Can't break training,' he said., 'Can't spell my chanees for the team.' ,"Everybody shouted at him. . not?' said L. 'It won't hurt your chalices any Now, that was anmean thing to say, because it was true. Carl, on ae. count of hie '‘Veight, wa$ out of the running for the eleven, and every one knew it except. himself. So we laughed weeee since see had a fad, and was and Told him to get inside. 'wondering What \-SOVild COMO next. If " `No one's ever going to see you you al'e going to visit the north pole there,' said Peterson. '''‘ye won't give watt, a jot of hot water bags essaiewa you awaYe around your body to keep your temper - "Well, the outcome of' this was that attire at summer heat, let's hear about Carl opened the door nnd got in among the fireworks. I suppose from that "Being as you are a woman and be - minute he began to despair of being 11 ; nag its every woman is about half idiot. foothalrelayer. It Was almost pathetic _cnn ovetlook your sarcasre. .Your that he had hung on so long in the face why of encouraging a:husbaud to seek of so much ridicule. - for fame is to belittle every plan he "Ou we drove, singing', smoking, oaaaanntoe. !lad conunitee had a wife drinking bottled beer and Inaking like you this American continent would noise to our hearts' coutent. The big- have continued to be a paradise for SelEiNTIFIC BOWSEP bo sent out; U Will viten to start ti the OJEAR HEART, VVHERE 'MAST THOU the reporter of a Sunday paper -to spring,' • , WANDER THa OLD MAN MAKES A VERY IN- , TERESTING EXPERIMENT. "But it will end in a row." "It will end in the discovery of the north pole and make the name of Bow - eel. better known than that of Colum.., fle WhOught He Rad 'Made Remark,- ru 1.41s. You just keep quiet and let me n this thing." able DischverY That NV°41a 'lett) 'kle pet on Isis hat and overcoat and Illicploreres to rind 9tte Noith F010, it did not take him five minutes to find "t Cirennist"e" 3X4(le Rim a couple of tramps who.were sloshing, Chaps° ISis11iud. about between his laouse and tee col.- . (Copyright, 1000, by C. D. Lewis.] ner. 'When he explained what he "Do you know," began M. Bowser wanted and his .willingness to pay, after dinner the °tilr vemine__•iee se they both cheerfully acconmamed hinte know what prevents mea from reach. As they stood with their backs to the , nig the north pole?" range in tbe kitchen and hungrily eyed ".`Several thiugs," replied Airs. Bow. ser, who, being the only one pi'esent, took it that the' query was ttddressed to hen , "Yes, several things,, but principally because of the cold. Ilut for the awful temperature around,the pole men could easily overconie the otler ,clitliculties. When tbe thermometer register's 100 degrees below zero, the lifeblood of tee strongest man congeals. Fle must ei- 1.ne remains of dinner he took their temperature and pronounced it normal and then escorted them to the back yard. Tliare were snow Isanite against' the fence and he selected positions and sat them down. It was a keen, cold night, one made to order for such an experiment "Now, then," said Mr. Bowser as all was ready. "I take it that you feel cold 37 "W -e d -o!" replied the men in .ceorue thee retreat or dle."DAV 11N THE'LIFE OF 4 women not to marry," she went on, Well, what of it?" sbe asked. • , •j with.a treniendous effort to pull'herself Dear heart, where hast.thou wandered? What happier regions stay Thy lingering feet, whose coming changed .winter into May? Now all o,ur slopes are burgeoned In summer's lavish mood, And deep within the grove the thrush Has belled the solitiMe. The laurels set the hillside With many a spectral light; Seen through the dus'ir; Ailey stand like nymphs, Expectantly in flight. , IOtitsornqwliere thou dost Though highi wthin the twilight sky Gleams cold our trysting star. The brooks we loved still murmur, Though now through dells of gloom; The very hills have lost with thee Their natiety of bloom. Still each leaf whispers of'thee; On every path once trod By thy dear feet thy spirit yet Speaks from remembering sod. —L. Frank Tool er in Century.Stagasine. syliein she had given an appointment, "1 .wish to get out Ideas on a vital topic," stated this self possessed young' W01111111. "Do YOU 'think that marriage luterferes with a woman's professional career?. Your opinion as a physician. will be most' valuable. I have state- naellts from a woman lawyer, a woman prearther, an editor and an actress, and of course I must get the theory of a h I " s Dr. Jane leaned back la her cealr and regarded this seeker of light thought - telly. "Yes," she said, meth just tbe sl3spicion of a sigh: "I do not see how a • ssemtan can be a good wife and mother dud yet attend faithfully to the dutitia and demands of a pthfessiop. It is tor; much for the delicate organization of a woman." • , "So you would Advise professional women not to merry?" asked the' young scribe, peticil poised over tee pad on her knee. "Yee," said DreJamiclreamilY. How Lan "away, that -girl reporter loolsed and ..s.4).044•0•94.••••••••0•*.s......4*•.4ttst* '3V•ItYyeNsv;as'lh,sehoriultlIcklinagdfvaisceestanot•hfee;s?ionfil through their chattering teeth. "That is splendid. I. estimate that "What of ,It1" he repeated, 'with a there is a difference of at least 40 de. -A WOMAN PHYSICIAN t _et:settler, "ancl--yet—I question--wheth- , .. chucele. "If -3'ou overcame the cold, greeS between your temperature and oil.efe er — love— and —marriage—are — not— you discover the pole, don't you?" that of the weather. Yon will now • Be; Edith SeisiOne Tupper. ' ,; • . / btst tot worcun after all." "And you have found a wily of over. each of You take a lozenge in your a And then .Dr. ,lane -quietly fainted , corning the cold. I, seIPPose. It is two mouth and let it slowly diSSIOlVe, Ill ................."....4"...1.4"..64.")...V away. two minutes your blood ought to be Dr. 'Jane Stuart ran over her morn- The girl reporter rose to tbe occasion. the same temperature as the weather.! free's mail With a mingled frown and- She rang the bell violently andshelped the doctor on the Collett, a :ornritise‘andlIceolliedisreett tvioens Olfpelsrr°lu eo'ple,itivitll a. the maid lay, - loosened her gown), put smelling salttions to dinner, fi• under her nose and shook her. Still , terh trom cranks and a message feem a tvonmil reporter asking ;toy an • inter - gest laugh, went up when Gas Llouse woodelmelts. Expecting nothing but asked for a bottle of beer and a toga- ridicule and ara.easan reply,1 wee rette. It meant the end of his athiceic be owVel', aa Sti you question 01.tln-0. asidrations. Suppose that a man going out with a "Suddenly tl3ere was a gentle sizzliug sound ineide the Lack. • " 'Hey, there,' shouted elaffit, some of teiS darned' truck is afire?. Ouch, 'an office building!' Carl turned red, now, Peterson, whoa up!' . but sailed in. And then Inc voiee was drowned by "Well, they made a monkey out of the finest series of explesions you eves him. Every time the ball was snapped heard. Rockets, firecrackers and mines they pushed lain down and climbed all went off together. We dropped from tee roof just as the 1.101'S('S g01 over him, and then the play went on 10 or 20 yards beyond, aud old Carl and jumped into a run and couldn't be held. You never heard such all uproar would come lumbering up just in sea - in your life, and elatiit was thrashing sou to get the same treatment on the around in the middle of it and bellow - next signal. "But after awhile the coaches began ing like mad. " 'Jump, Carle screamed Peterson. to notice that every time Maffit went I 'Opeu the door and jump, you old down four or five other men went down fool!' with him, aud the fellows who happen - The words were hardly out of his •ed to be underneath were rather disin- mouth wisest there was a crash, the terested the next few scrimmages. horses galloped faster, and Carl's 'And they observed that Carl, although massive legs dropped' to the terouncl be - he was being used as a punching bag tween the four wheels. Helmet Iwo - and everybody was laughing at .him, ken througb the floor and Was run - never lost heart but puffed and grinned ning for clear life. 'fliere was nothing and went at it as if he was having the time of his life. else for him to do. "We -weren't so- worried that we "Between the halves Jack Perkins, • In five yea -ought ,to imagine that rob- i Ins are singing and daisies blooming around you." As-elr. Bowser waen't experimenting oh himself he discreetly retired to the warni atmosphere of the kitchen and took his stand at a window. He bad, scarcely begun :his observations when e m ' onof tbe traps rolled over and be- gan to kick like a horse tangled rip in bus harness, while the other sprang to his feet and spat and spluttered and coughed and crammed his mouth full of snow. - "What are yon fellows up to!" sbout. edBit BOWSer as he rushed out 11 ey gave hitu no heed. Tbey seen) „ e enese es. 'see' etnesei ;en et/ -tese's- laugh, for it WaS funny and - who WAS coaching the center men, took couldn't /' /..i. 14.- . ----7:_e_seee, es 0 e -s-----..:_ee-r:e.,...e>s;---,, es•-•,-e'nee--- .,. e --- - .,....:;,..-4-42_,,....,4_,--- --- _ -4 .--- -,--- .. ........-.-_, , __--- - ei.,,,y Ly_. -e----- ,. of --an't„. ...., en -e aee, eesese.:02../I ....-eceeeseetet. WHAT THIS IDEA CseelE T'). no mistake. It was nearly a qufirter of . temperature of 20 degrees below z-erc, Carl one side and gave him a few a mile before the driver could sae- the i raises the temperature of hie body 36 points about keeping his feet Now, horses down and we could disentangle 1 or 40 degrees." Carl's feet looked like dry goods boaes - Carl from the remains of the carriage. "That would offset the cold." replied' and moved about as easily. He didn't He WaS a spectacle. We puslied him ere's. Bowser. know where to planr them, that WaS up under an electric ligbt in front of a '''Your head Is not filled with sawdust all. Well, when the two teams lined saloon and make an invsestigarion, The , after all. 1.'es, it wou.d work that we v. -up again the varsity had the ball, and perspiration was -streaming off him, and don't you see my plan? To meet the first signal was for Brant to go be was singed and torn and frightemtd, the cold of the north pole we Meatier through tbe center. The famous half and his face was White as a sheet. keep on raisieg the temperature. If s back tucked the ball in the pit of his " `By Jove,' said Peterson, you look the simplest thing- in the world. and stomach and dashed forward with his 1 as if you'd been pulled througb a knot yet nobody seems to bare thouebt of it. familiar cannon shot rush seraight for i his hole. But the hole was missing. hole! " 'Never had such a start in my life,' Mrs. Bowser, consider the north pole as discovered. Consider it discovered at was ere . gasped elaMt, but I'm not hurt a bit. by Mr. Bowser." . ed back, and Gas House fell over on Whew,' He stepped back and bowed before him. When they got up, Brant looked `I'll bet you lost ten pounds.' I said. her. and the cat came out from uncler white. and Connors took bins out of the practice. Carl was awfully scared "Gas House blinked, rubbed his chin the leen-ge and squinted at both and atul then stalked solemnly into the sa- wondered weether it was a question of and began to be afraid he'd hurt some loon There was a weighing inacline in .5.-oteitice or monsetrape: body else, so he was worse than use I • the corner. He put a nickel in the slot 'Yea, Din hew ere you goine to raise with trembling' fingers, stared 'at tee the temperature of the hotly a's hundred less for the rest of tbe afternoon. degrees or more?" queried Mrs. Bow- xt y P g , smiling, and they had some more fun figures and then waved both aims over bis head. with him. But once in awhile a coach Great mac[ would take pity on him and give him I " '- • a . r erel, he crie • I ve made a beginning!' a Little tip, and Gas House would 1 "Tben he caught a trolley back to scratch his head and grin his thanks. town, and`we saw no more of him until By and by It was remarked that the 'Just as easy as lifting up your foot. Do you see these lozeng,es? They con- tain no less than giX different redhot ingredients. including cayenne pepper. 'Two of' them are warranted eo make scrub was stiffeaing on center D V - la- S' "But when we did gee hint be was the blood fairly boil and cause the temperature around the .pole to seem like an Atietst day In Anictric I shall at once consult the goverument . - • guardsTise scrub disap- p - • • playing football again, and Rill Con - pointed candidates for tbe varsity. nors was radiant 'He's comingdowne They knew they bad no cbance to get tile trainer whispered to me. -He'a on the team a.nel had been playing list - coming down Mire. Off six pounds to- lessly until Mallit came out. day. We've made a'. beginning. Good " `Look -a -here,' he said to them bash - bard training will do most euaytbing if fully, 'I hate this clang game as much you 'keep at IV' as you do, but now we're out here we Well sir care, . „ weight began to go miebt as well get to them- They. ain't e . eft teem the night he smoked that Mee- se much.' . rette in filo hack. When he played (ten - "The husky scrub trio certainly did ter against Princeton and ran around `get to 'erni in great shape., After"a, the field like a 2-yeareoldn I told Bill fortnight Carl, instead of being, a joke,, Connors that be was a fintaexample of . , the value of tobacco in training Ile didn't understand me. Conners ef- a good trainer, but there are some tricks about taking off' vvelgbt tivbich he doesn't know"—New York Herald. began to be a serious proposition. The • two big gua.rds would boost himaancl Warr, the little scrub quarter, vvonld pusb him and pinch him In the legs -to make him mad, and old Gas House would snort and lurch through the vet- eran varsity center like an ex. break- ing through a snowdrift. He was slow, but he was almighty sure, "But this slowness was a fatal fault as far as getting on the team was con- cerned. We had been licked the year before because our line had been over- weight, and the coaches were determin- ed that it Shouldn't happen again. Bill Connors cotddn't take a pound$ofie Carl to save his life. 'The big fellow would get on the scales' after every practice with a confident look, only to be disap- pointed at seein,g that he hadn't lost at) ounce, 'If We could only make a be- ginning!' Bill would say deSperately, So Mout kept on, hoping against hope rind training faithfully until a certain eventful night "It happened after the fall boat race's. Our class Crow had won for the firSt time In its hietery, and a few of us Started oot to hove a celebration, . Aft- er aupper we bought a let of fireworks rind stfirted In under the tnistalten trn- pr that ive owned the campne, lent the pollee wouldn't stand for that Grenne Spirts; ois Paver. iSometimes it.hateleps that yeti get a grease spot on a letter or the page of a valuable book, and,you are at once fill, ed with a sense of the hopeleesness of ever removing the ugly and irritating blemish, says Herne Chat Here Is a remedy for the evil that has been tried with eticeese: Heat an Iron and hold it as near ae possible be the stain without discolor- ing the paper, when the grease or wax will disappear. Upon any traces that are left put pewdered calcined magne- sia for a time. Bone well Calcined and powdered is an excellent absorbent of grease; also plaster of purls, For ex- tracting spots of resinous' nature uee cologne, turpentine or benzine, BOWSER EXPLAYN5 HIS IDEA. Knout sendiug out an expedition. The gaivernment providea the ship, and Bowser's lozeuges do the rest." "But yen) na ven't tried them yeti" "No, but 1 ant about do so. I weeder 'it' Mu" cook vvouldn't eat one and then it on a snow bank in the nack yard and see how it worked?" "Of course she wouldn't" "Well, there are others. I'll find 'a aouple of trarnpS who'll sit, out: all eight for a, quarter apiece. 111 run a pair of them in at ;meta and get the A Wonder. 4,1periment 1111(1.!,..r Way,° Gr.adabollt—That Mrs.. Hardhead "You'd—you'd better wait!" Fine fal- next doer doesn't' seem. to have many tered as he started for the door. frienele. "Why wait?" he asked. "It'e a cold Floetess (wearily)—No; I wonder boVf witb StIOW and tratnps at hand elle manegee it —Stray Stories- for ettperlment. Il' 80 expedition IS te Dr. Jane lay looking like a white lily broken by a rude hand. "I'm going to call a doctor," said the , ' ., reporter smidenty and thereupon rush - Dr. .lane was a personage. She was eel out of the hottse. physical director of a tremendously sitiatt wotnan's athletic club. She had Now, as fate Nvould have it, Dr. Jobe was at that moment alighting frotn, hi a chair in a W011iallacrossthe way. .'s college. She pos- s sessed a large practice. She had writ- "Ara , carriage ten several pamphlets on gernsa, bacte ua, and . other unPleasant shrill VOICe.as a highly excited young microbes e -things. Aloreovel, she was a charming w°, I1,1a n grasPed his "rn. .. , her circle. "Then yen had better hurry if yoe 1 Y But she was fri htfull o erworked - m supposed to he," said Dr. John woman sociall sought and popular M quizzically. wis e say( 1 1 e o a ci ow mac Sometimes the exquisite machinery of tioner across ,the way," stated the giri. her nerves got awry, and then Dr. Jane'What!" shoute.d Dr. John in a terri- wisher] she could. steal away from- ev- ' ble voice. erything and rest. She was living con- 4Come gum --.- r. Jane ethart. I in stantly at high pressure and was a typ- viev- was too much for her." And tbe Dr. Jaue answered such donnnunica- reniater rushed back seemingly on the tions as were of moment, accepted an verge oe frenzy. arraid she's dying. I guess my Inter - teal woman of the new school. Invitation to dine at a stnart house, * * gave the newspaper woman an all- pointment for 5:30 thatafternoon and She stood by until Dr. John revived then set forth on her round of morning Jane. She a:1w the blue eyes slowly callsopen and look up with .an expressima As she came down the steps of her °L. 'wonder el -hanging to doubt and them honici she bowed to her fellow practi- to something dee. She saw the big, tiouer, Dr. .1ohn '1'reaclwell, who lived handsome Dr, John take the little, biaa murmur, "'My darling'!" fragile Dr. Jane in Ins arms and beard just across the street and was about entering his carriage. Dr. John uncovered and swept her a Then she cleared out. magnificent salutation. i eel the hall, being a highly emotional Dr. Jane blushed. • • 1 young person, she seized the. maid by She. would have been fitrions with the bands and proceeded to do a dance any one who dared to tell tier that her of itston ish Mg steps. face grew rosy. She would not 'havet .Looksss l'h° n wethilng--tra-la-la!" admitted so feminine a weakness. Still she. sang. "Should a professional wo. she blushed. , , Wan marry? -`Pra-la-ta: .Give up hei Now, the cause of that blush was career? Tra-la-la! Leve and 'marriage rK1 -to be acrobats let loose, and tbey this: Dr. John was in love with Dr. best for a 11'0Mall after all—tra-lalal. %vent through more a_ntics than as if Jane and had frankly told her so and The door into the doctor's office they had picked up a dozen hot horse- asked her to marry him. But the offer opened, and Dr, Jane., still weak e ad. Ives. It •was five minutes before el- had been accompanied by a condition.. whl-t°' tottered out. slier of theuecould speak, aad then one Dr. Jane must abandon tier practice. "Don't quote . me," she said appeal- . mgly - • rooted Pis mouth with an icicle hang- "1 do not want my wife running about iug to the clothesline and stuttered: and killing herself •with work, as you "B -b -boss, what s -s -sort of a g -g -game are doing. Moreover, I want a com- Is this'?" , panion, not a fellow practitioner." "Yes, what Sort of a g -g -game?" add- ,Now, Dr. Jane was in love with Dr. ed the otber as a snowball melted in John, but she refused, to abandon her ' Lis mouth. ' career and told him so. e "It's no game at all. It's an expert- They had a fine quarrel, and Dr. Jane meat,' as 1 told you. What hava you, done.with those lozenges?" "Ses-seit 'em out durn ye!" "yes: I) spit 'ern out!" But you mustn't dolt. These are to raise the temperature of your bload.un- tit it affects the temperature of the at- mosphere. If' you'd kept sucking the told Dr. John she hated him, which was not polite. • Moreover, it was not true, and be knew it Just now these two .inedical 'experts . were treating each other with that ex- aggerated courtesy welch' warring lov- ers always affect. "Horrid man!" said Dr. Jane to her- inzetiges, you'd have been perspiring, by self. "He can keep a carriage, while 1 this time. Sit down and try it again." have to trudge around 'on foist. 'How "Bile", said the 61'st as lie continuer] handsome he looks! I should like to ki—to kill him—odious -wretch! "Dear, Spunky little woman," thought Dr. John. "She. looks completely fag- ged. She 1e killing, herself by Inches, but she won't give In, obstinate minx! Oh. these women and their careers!" . Dr. John drove away in his brand new carriage, his dusky coachman grinning at his side. Dr. .lane walked' a block and hailed a passing car. She rang the bell of a liaticisome up towu Louse fired was promptly shown up stairs. The room she entered was darkened. On a luxurious Alvan, amid a forest of silken pillows. lay a slim woman in a 'ravishilig negligee. She had once been a great beauty, but her fnce, with its haggard, 'expression, dreven Hiles and faded, lackluster eyes, told a story of misery. "Oh, ,cloctor!" she moaned as Dr. Jane went to her side and gently took her hand, -"Oh, I am ,suffering soj Ob, won't you, give ,me just ,a half a grain, I beg you, only half a grain?" The pootacreature's v,o1Ce rose almost to a shriek. "My husband is so cruel!" she sobbed. "The sctrvants are all in his pay. 1 can't get any sleep. Oh, I am almost crazy!" She wept, she wrting her diamond _ laden hands. she grew more and More hysterical, ` When an hour later Dr. ,Ianc" emerg- ed from the.bouse, she showed in her vvhite face the tretnendous strain she had midergone In controlling and con- soling this wretched victim of mor- pliMe. Dr....Iane had a busy afternoou and some trying caseS. It had been a ter- tific strain, and she looked whiterthan. evP1 as, she re-entered her ilOITT, she sat down at her desk to cot-yet/tithe pi olifs of her article. on -.Meath In 'the 1'11M:cloth" her head swain, "Inn 16)MM:etl out" she said. "I be- lieve i'0 go AMU for a few days." The hell rang, and a 8martly gosaned young ismalan wait ehown et, It Waa to eat snow and draw in- long -breath's or the frosty airdoes it look like al rold blooded attempt to learn up the vi .ta Is of two respectable gents'?" "It do, Sara ;-it do." "Aud by burnin up our vitals tette ewny our appetites?" "That's tee game •"11. W, a S playing any game, would t promise you a quarter apiece?" aested elle Bowser. "It's illst solemn opinyup that ye "That's our solemn opinynn." , Mr. Bowser was about to protest and Merease his cash offers when the two,. gentlemen with burned vitals fell upon ein.s., The three went down together, ,and Mrs., Bowser, looking from a •back and tbe cook and cat, looking from a beets door,could see nothing for the net two minutes for the cloud ' of snow in the air. Thep the two tramps deM,clieclthemselves from the eirepe and climbed the yard fence, and the household went out to look, for eel.; Bowser., There were thousands of traces of him at hand, but it took three minutes to discover his actual 'presence and, dig it out. from under the snow. He bad beer, sulitittiell and. I:jetted and choked, but life had .not departed, He goon rallied and at up, and 'after being itelped fa his feet he made his woozy wey to the ItItchen and thence up stairs. He dld not ask what had hap- pened, and Mrs. Bowser ,gave him a rest of 15 minutes on the lounge before she said: ' "I suppose the government ought to Pc notified at onceand if on depit feel well I can do It Myself." 1 Itef 11 y An y g art o owed b a g,ritt,ag of his teeth, and- it was ten Inn -lutes before she observed: "I've told the cook to tmat some witch lifteel.to wash orf the blood. Do you,Wish 12 i, 1e111 e1 1itai.e.?" But Mr. Itowseir liart grown weary of north pole and fallen asleep. itt Qu). . „ No I won't" respond the frisk young person. And let me say Heti now that you are the most sensible pro. feesional woman I've struck. For whae is a career corneared to the love oe sech a superb fellow as that? Doe. tor, I congratulateyou." And then Mr. Jane blushed again. Americanizing Met Lle0,,, A. City ef Mexico con.e.sponclent ot the Boston Herald writes: "It is odd to encounter brisk. birsinesslike, energetic young Alexlcana talking Amzirican col-, lege etang. They do thee and they know our social customs and like thetn.- TheY all speak with pleasure of the 1lb- erty of the American girt and would like to change some customs here. Time is a sure modifier, ,1111(1 already me finds many Moro -Spanish customt dropping into desnetude. - "Young women in this Capital g‘ about alone to a much greater extent than was tbe case a few years ago. There is a 'Peeceptible fetninine revolt against tbe old restrictions. Many youngwomen are employed in shops 1111d public offices. This Is a novelty in a Latin-American country.' I met a wakdng down gthewetroet,andheta:i inc sIte omantheothser'dd was studying typewriting :tad short- thollnedarandinagPt.efidertoowSn"1.111visintig.witli-Ilear ivniee.17- tier was a elle blending of the Latin grace and the A.merican Independ- ence.' . Have No Sense of Voice. ". The -African native has no real sense of the value of money _and if he Is in., eee.e.--t the mood for NVOI'lii Will toil as readily, for £3 rig 3 shillings, but if be tins once been paid a cei.tain spin for 'labor he will never work f(tr less. but will soon- , • , . er starve. and a very 12111051115insience - Is given of it.ria.tIve who woeld not eoll • somafolvls. for 18 pence eaet because' Pc ..1)ael heard tliat a friend had been paid 2‘tsbillIngs. fie a-allted 180 miles te try :and "get tile higher price, and, still being ;)nly, ofTere(1 1,8 pence. tramp- ed home again with 'the birds,—LOticlon Graphic. , . inenroved tlie t'ili bortnnitY. . The Emprees .lialisen - had Ione en. treated Napoleon 111 :0 confer upon .1tosa Bontieut- tlie cross of the leogion ef'l-Iconit Ile had reftiSed beeatise 1Ie dirt not ‘vish to found a ire,cedent tor t)estowg it tu)ori a weinart, Beillg . , eallet1 across lite lh)rderintir Sf)aitn.Na- peleolt maile Finge.nie 'regent in Iiis ab- semee, tirel ;snot. anti, 10 1112 wit, took AtIrantage Of lifir ,atithorit,y 49 11 the innior upon the great FIrtigt, Napo- , leen laughed on heating ,hiS Nt'iftl'11 C011- Cefision, but the net stood. . „reitaireieit :seeass,