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®"It must be Horrible." said Mary
sAre youworking now?'
"I was when you came.'
"Why don't you let me begin right
away, sir?" she ventured to say,
He looked et her again with the same
auiek, ttlert glance, as before."Don't
Lail me °sir, ' he said, half amused
and half irritable.
"I always called Mr. Desmond so,"
ul e said. meekly.
"He had an office and a lot of clerks,
what was different. 1 don't require that
1 ind of thing One 'sir` would upset
me for a morning.. Come into my study.
.s like you for tackling the work straight
We'll try how it goes.
-tryfollowed him into the study, a
r Dg, low celled room with many books,
a tea, pictures, some guns. fishing- rods,
gulf clubs, two luxurious sofa lounges
and half a dozen capacious chairs. A
rough terrier dog lay before the open
window and a big Angora cat, brindled
like a bulldog, was in possession of a
:liar rug before the empty fireplace. It.
was a revelation to Mary Conway—she
lad never seen such a room iu all her
life before.
She established herself at a table and
they- began. She was amazed at the
ease and rapidity with which Alan
Stacey poured out his story, taking it
up at the last written word and spin-
ning it ont in the most vivid and inter-
esting way, almost, indeed, acting it all.
So for nearly two hours they worked
without a hitch, nntil the servant came
to say that luncheon was served. Alan
Stacey drew a long breath and rose to
his feet.
"Come to lunch," he said. "1 nsed
to have ideas about not interrupting
the flow` of genius -but I take my meals
at regular times now -it pays better
all round. Do you think you've got all
what?
"I think so," said Mary. "If you
will allow me, I will transcribe it after
•Mach so that you can seefor yourself:''
CHAPTER IX.
THE INTERPRETER.
To Mary's surprise the table was only
laid for two persons: It was essentially
e man's table; it was small and was
spread with a nice clean cloth and ser-
viettes; its dominant note was a cruet
stand,
"Take that seat, " said Alan Stacey,
with a gesture to a chair_ "It will be
a simple lunch, I warn you. If I eat a
lig meal now, I am no good for the rest
of the day . Some people like a regular
dinner at midday. I believe it means
apoplexy if yon only eat enough and
sleep soon enough afterward. What
leave you today, John?"
"An omelet, sir," said John, "and
Goold beef and salad."
"A luncheon for a king, if the ome-
ilet and salad are properly made. Don't
you think so, Mrs. Conway?" said
Alan Stacey
"I do," said Mary, wondering
'whether she ought to be honest and say
'that a dish of scrambled eggs was the
nearest approach to an omelet that she
had' ever tasted in her life.
"I have a little Frenchwoman who
makes both to perfection," he went on.
"Some people like to make a salad at
'table. I don't. I know several delight-
ful houses where it is the task of the
young ladies, to dress the salad, and n
they do it, with a diffidence which re- a
sults in loathliness. Tell Maltide that h
n
fl
p
of the experiment as she was, cazge
from the garden and rend over the fl
typewritten pages, He did not ape
till he :had read to the end.
"Mrs, Conway," be said then, "y
are a perfect treasure. Can you keep
up?"
"How ?'
"You heYe taken me down literal
word for •word,: point for point. Y
have caught the exact spirit ofumy ide
Mrs. Conway, if you can keep it np
shall get on splendidly."
She had flushed up scarlet in her e
citement and suspense, and Alan Stace
looking;; at her, said to himself th
surely his star bad been in the ascenda
when such a dainty creature had su
denly fallen from, the skies in lien
the bulldog features and staring gogg
eyes of the patient individual who h
but just left him.
"I am so glad," she said with h
pretty, shy air "so proud to be able
help you. I'll try hard never to be an
thing but your interpreter."
He laughed alond- and held out h
hand, "That's a good name for yo
Mrs. Conway," he said: "I can nev
say 'my typist does this' 'or any steno
rapher does that.' You're not my se
retary, and it would sound pretentlo
to call you so. But `interpreter'—that
a splendid name for you: I shall alwa
call you by it.
And so he did. She went that ve
evening and looked at various rooms
the neighborhood, fixing on . some in
quaint out of the world nook whic
they call Parson's Green. I don't mea
all that intricate bewilderment of sinal
featureless, mean little streets whit
lie between Fulham ',palace and th
cemetery, but a corner on the other si
of the railway line, a corner. which' the
was still rejoicing in tall old trees an
spacious wide fronted houses, such
kept an air of dignity about the
which came as a surprise to the Strang
wandering through the neighborhood.
And then began a long spell of bar
work, yet work that was intensely e
joyable'in character, . It is almost ies
possible adequately to describe th
effect which this way of earning he
living had upon Mary Conway. Sh
was still quite young, little more tha
a girl. and during all her early year
romance and the joy of life had neve
had any chance of growing and flourish
ing within her.
There is nothing of romance abou
the life of a board scbool mistress, mor
especially when under the continual in
fluence of a mother' who never forgo
her gentility or taat her daughter wa
the child of a gentleman. The boar
school' mistress who can love and b
Ioved again by a young man whos
sphere is the same as her own, `a youn
man whose aims and ambitions are o
a level with her own, can revel in ro
mance as entirely as the hero of a novo
or the lord of the manor. A young gir
may spend her life in the stuffy class
room of the state schools and yet roves
her lover with all the tender and idylli
romance of a knight of old, but if sh
is cut off by class grade from inter
course with those men among whom
she is thrown by circumstances all th
romance which marbe in her heart i
of necessity bottied up for sheer wan
of an outlet.
Mary Conway, frail and delicate o
being as she was, gentlewoman to her
fingertips. a?giri in whom all the sign
of good .breeding were present to a very
marked degree, was of a nature in
which romance was indigenous, and un-
til the time when she became associated
in work with Alan Stacey, the novelist,
o sort of outlet had afforded itself,
nd all the natural love in her heart
ad been pent rep until it was -filled
igh to bursting and was ready to over
ow at the first kind word from a sym-
athetic'soul, at the first touch of a
kind hand, at the first glance of a pair
of magnetic eyes.
In Alan Stacey, Mary found not an
employer,' but an idol. From the first
day she worshiped him. I know that it
isnot a commonly accepted idea that
a woman should love a man at first
sight. In a sense she did not do so, and
yet she .idolized him. The possibility
that one day she might be something
more to Alan Stacey than his interpreter
never for a moment entered her head.
But sheloved him with .a dim, faroff,
almost a religious, feeling. ' He was so
brilliantly clever both in bis work—for
where were such vivid, brilliant, haunt-
ing human books to be found as those
which bore his name? -and in himself.
There were times when he worked at
fever heat untiringly, restlessly, almost
passionately: times, when the fit was on
him, when he almost wore her out call-
ing on her to come early and to stay
late; times when they snatched their
meals and when she went home to her
bed dog tired and brain weary.
Yet always with the same charm and
sweetness of way: "Mrs. Conway, I
must get on with this while the idea is
alive in me— You'll help me through
it, won't you?" or "Need you go? I
know it's time, but 'cannot we take a
little holiday when it's done? Surely
it's best to make hay while the sun
ehines
At such times. Mary Conway world
willingly rather have died than , have
failed him. At others he would laze
through the days, letting his work slip
into brilliant, easy gossip, telling her
his ideas, his hopes, his aspirations,
snaking her look over his great collec-
tion of stamps, help to arrange his an-
tographs, discussing furniture or the
next smart tittle tea party that be
meant to give, and apparently wholly
unconscious that She took any more ih
tereat in him thanthe man who waited'
bad done:
"What *as your father?" he adked
her suddenly between the pauses of his
work one day when Christmas was
drawing near.
"A clergyman. He was curate of
Elphinstowe, " she replied.
"Ab, yon were young when he died f"
"Yes, quite a child."
"And your mother?'
"She died after I was married."
this omelet is excellent, John.
"Very good, sir.
Mary ate her portion and allowed
herself to be persuaded into taking a
:little more, but she refused wine and
persisted in taking only water. "I must
keep my head clear." she, said firmly.
"I want to do your work and myself
,austice this afternoon."
AIan Stacey tried hard to overrule
ger, because, as he said, they ought to
have a mild celebration of their first
day's work and their first meal;togeth-
ear. It is tame that he Liked and respect-
ed her the better that she held firmly to
her paint.
"When the book is finished, Mr.
Stacey." she said. "if you then think
army work worth celebrating, I will do
And then began a long spell of hard work.
it with pleasure. As yet you don't
know whether I have not made the
most fearful hash of your work or
whether. 1 may not turn out to be ten
times more aggravating than either
Miss Blank or the good gentleman who
did not mind waiting.
"1 don't think so," he said in a tone
of conviction.
His instinct proved to be correct, as
the instinct of a man who has given his
lata
np to the study of character usual -
la After' a delightful luxurious half
hour of' chat Mary went back to the
study and began to work. and by 5
o'clock bad finished her transcription of
She morning's work. Alan Stacey, who
was as keenly interested- in the result
'I see, Forgive: ice for asking, But
were you long married ? Well, of course
you couldn't have been, you are still so.
young. But did you Ione"—
"I lost my husband only a few
months after- our marriage," Mary said,
rising suddenly from Iter place at the
little table where she worked and going
to the fire, where she stood 'nervously
bolding her hand out to the warmth and
keeping her face half turned away from
"He was—he was ---I Mean was he—
was he"—
"He Was a sailor, captain of one of
the Red River line of steamers," said
Mary almost curtly. "He was drowned."
There was a moment's silence. "It
must have been a great shock to yon,"
he said at last. He was busily occupied
with a paper knife and a slip of note
paper and spoke in a studiously indiffer-
ent tone as if they were discussing some
question absolutely impersonal to both
of them.
"It killed my mother," said Mary,
still warming her hands.
"And yon ?" He rapped ont the qne.
tion in a strange, breathless fashion.
Mary looked aside at him. "Why do
you ask nue this, Mr. Stacey ?" she
11 I
"1 lost my husband only a few months
after our marriage,"
asked brusquely.
""
I was beginning g ring to
be bappy, to forget all the horrid past.
I'll tell you, and then never, I entreat
yon, speak of it again. I sold myself
because my mother was ill' and because
she yearned to be well off. I was honest
with him, and he professed so much. I
told him I did not love him, and he
took rue. Our marriage was a failure
a most dismal failure.' I was wretched.
I hated and despised him. He was bit-
ter and mean and vindictive toward
use. My poor little mother was the only
one who got any sort of satisfaction
out of the bargain, and she did not have
it long, poor soul, for the news of the
loss of the Arikhama' killed her, and it
was as well, for he left every penny
away from me. As for me, I won't pre-
tend to be better than I'am.' I won't
sham. Pu tell you the truth. I thanked
God when I found that he was gone.
Yes, I did, for I would have put myself
in the river, before I would have lived
with him again. "
"He was older than you?"
"Many years. He, is dead, and they
say we should never speak ill of the
dead. I can't help it. He was a .brute.
Only a few weeks after - we were mar-
ried he struck me. '`Ohl Why did yon'
ask me these questicns? I had almost
forgotten, at least I did not always
think of it as I did at first. Why did
you ask me?
With two strides Alan Stacey was by
her side. "My dear, my dear, shall I.
tell you why I asked you?" he cried.
"Because I had a vital interest in want-
ing to know. I've always had a sort of
feeling that you belonged to that dead
husband of your); that he stood be-
tween us, keeping us more widely apart
than if all the world stood between us.
Can't you understand that I: wanted to
know -that I -oh, Mary, child—don't
you understand that'I love you and I
cannot live without you?"
CHAPTER X.
A NEW ARRANGEMENT.
When Alan Stacey had once broken
the ice sufficiently to have told his love
to Mary Conway, he did not, by any
means, let the grass grow under his
feet Mary drew back a little, partly
because the pleasure of being betrothed
to the man of her heart, the man of her
brightest and most fervent admiration,
was very great. It was natural enough.
Her first engagement had been a dry as
dust business, an arrangement which
wae altogether in the light of a bar-
gain. There was no bargain between
her and Alan Stacey, only the sweet
and unspoken bargain of trust and d
affection, mingled with the respect and y
admiration which the one had for the
other There was no question between
them as to whether be would give her
a dress allowance or as to what house-
keeping money she would have to epend;
there was no question as to whether
she would be able to do her duty by
him. No; they loved each other, and
that was enough for both.
"But," be urged, "there is no reason
why we should wait We have nothing t
to wait for. You have no relatives, and d
mine do not interfere with me. As to q
your vague and indefinite suggestion
about clotbes—well, I don't know much
about ladies' dresses, but it seems to
me that you can get a couple of new
frocks in a week and that when we
come home again you can buy as many
garments as you find yon will want.
Don't, when we have both been lonely
and wretched apart—don't let onr hap-
pinees wait for anything so paltry an
elatheEi. Let as be married at once."
THE HOTBED.
A Preferred Foran—E n entire of
Construction and 31lanaagenneaat.
Many plants must be started in a
hotbed and the plants reset once or
twice. The essentials for a hotbed
are bottom heat, protection on all sides
and a sash of glass, as cover. The
heat is usually supplied by the felt
mentatlon of horse Inanure. The pit
for the hotbed is ono to three feet
deep. It may well be built for perms
nent use, and then brick walls are eco.
comical. Board 'walls ' are good as
long as they last. Good draiva g,e Is
SECTION OF HOTBED.
essential The pit should be filled with
litter during the winter to prevent
freezing on its tuner surface. ' This is
especially true if plants are to be start-
ed in winter. The litter' is thrown out
when the time comes to make the bed.'
Then an:'inch orctwo of coarse stud' is
put at the bottom, and upon this 18
inches to three feet of manure is plac-
ed. Next comes a layer of leaf mold
and on`'top of it `four or 'five i.ncbes of
fine garden loam.
The manure should be trodden down
in layers about sixinches thick. It' it
is loose and fluffy after being thodden
down, there is too much straw in it.
If it packs soggy and solid under the
foot, there is too little straw. It should
reel springy when trodden, but should
not swell up quickly in a loose mass
\\heu released from pressure. A hot-
bed with two feet of manure in it may
sae expected to be good for six weeks.
Mr. William Saunders, for 34 years
horticulturist of the department of
agriculture. prefers that the pit be
neath the hotbed should be only a foot
deep; leaving most" of the manure
above ground, according to farmers'
bulletin 94, 1n whicb the directions
here given occur. _Otherwise: the heat
is drawn offby the cold earth. 'It is
the practice of some gardeners to make
the bed entirely above ground. In that
case the frame` should ; be at every
point about a foot inside the edge of
the 'manure heap. ! This form gives an
opportunity to add to the sides of the
bed when the heat begins to decline.
The frame in either case faces south
and is stx'to eight inches higher at the
hack than in front. It is covered with
a sash slanting to the front to shed
the rain and so placed that it may be
raised or pushed aside to allow ventila-
tion. This sashcan usually be bought
ready made 31 by 6 feet in size, and
this, fixes the size of one section of hot
bed.
Experience enables the fahmer to
judge
it is time to plant seed in the hotbed.
If a thermometer is used, 90 degrees
is the temperature for planting toma-
toes and other plants requiring much
warmth, while 70 to 80' degrees will
suffice for others. Not all kinds of
seed are to be so3vn in the hotbed at
the same thne. Attention must be
paid to the time at which transplant-
ing must be done. When the plants
are ready to go to the cold frame, it is
a loss to leave them in the hotbed.
But if it is still too cold for them out-
doors a loss will occur by remoting
thetn. , Care must be taken not to al-
low the bed to become too hot when
the sun comes out suddenly and to
give it plenty of fresh air. s When-
ever the temperature is above freezing
the sash may be removed part' way.
Water sbould be given as needed, but
in the morning, not at night.
A Good Rowse Orchid.
Meehan tells in his monthly maga-
zine that one. of the most popular or-
chids grown for cut flower purposes,
Cypripedium insigne, is also valuable
as a house plant, though possibly sel-
dom so grown. Its spikes of solitary
:flowers on atiff 'stems make It the mnst
convenient <orchid to have shoat . a
house, arid the laSting quality of the
flowers (from four to six week§ each)
makes the plant equal to tnany that
produce more flowers, but individually
last but a short time. The quaint "la-
ies' slipper" flowers open a. brownish
ellow in color; turning quite yellow
with age. When growing and bloom-
ing, an abundance of water is wel-
conied, provided the drainage be per-
fect. They are usually grown in pots,
pecked with moss or peat. During the
summer they may be kept barely moist
and partly shaded.
Tree Trimming in Midwinter.
Where growing trees are bent and
wisted by natural growth or acci-
ents a certain amount of' work Is re -
lured to bring them back to their
proper condition, and midwinter, I
think, is just the time in which to do
It. Not only will many of them need
supports to which they ean be 80-
carely tied in order to make their chief
branches upright, but generally more
or less pruning is necessary, says a
New York horticulturist.
ITO BR CONTINUED.]
Tickets to Paradise.
in selling to Cho beasants of ft remote
The Planta Ito the Cellar.
Plants are placed In tbe cellar to rest,
not to grow. Nothing is more- harm fel
to them when thus stored away than
water, and it should never be given un-.
less to keep the still from becotning
dust dry. In early spring, if the buds
on the plants are seen to be starting a
tle, do not give water; which would
ly favor their growth, but keep as
y Anti cool as possible until time to
take then) out of the cellar,
lit
ad to admit them to Daradlas. dr
THE. LIVE STOCK -
There should be ;so foolishness
about the buainess of milking. Make
the eows glad to have you come to
her relief. 11 yoit can not do thie,
you are not the one to milk. Let,
there be neither jerking, dawdling nor
fussing, and especially no harshness.
Neitber can you milk and tell ye,res
at the same time.
A firm in South Dakota went into
sheep raising three years etgo, buying
1,500 rhead. As they have not sold
a sheep, they now have 4,500 head,
and they hava, sold wool enough to
pay the expenses of keeping them.
The sheep have doubled in. value or
nearly so per head, and as they have
three times the 'number they began
with, the flock represents nearly six
times as much money as they lavests
ed. They have now flrie two-year-old
wethers, but think it pays better to
keep them and sell the wool than it
would to sell the sheep.
As the cows will be, comina fresh
now in a short time on many farms,
it will be a goOd plan tp investigate
the advantages of the separator over
the old plan of setting the milk and
allowing the cream to rise. A good
separator can now be secured at a
very reasonable piece, and where five
Or more cows are kept' and it an
item to make the naost out of them
it will pay in many cases to use
The cream can be saved more closely
the milk can be used to a hotter ad-
vantage—there is a saving of time
ana laps, with a better advantage of
dseuccttuang a uniform quality of pro -
Potatoes are poor feed for cows,
or, unless cooked, for any other
stook. Except a few- to keep the
bowels loose, they are not kood even
to fa t ten s tick. Two years ago,
svhen there was an immense crop of
ta toes alatost anywhere, and tae
priee went so low that the potatoes
did not aay to draw out of the pits,
many farmers tried to get something
out of these potatoes by feeding
them. We cautioned there not to
feed potatoes to milch cows. Those
who feed them to any kind of stock
found that, except in small amounts,
they were more likely to do harm by
causing scours and thaa *they were
worth very little per bushel, even if
fed with the greatest care.
Years ago, when the barnyard
fowls could be bought for twelve
or fifteen cents apiece, it would not
pay 'to devote much time to their
breeding and rearing. But things
have changed since then. Improve-
ment and progress in the cultivation
of all kinds of domestic live stock ne-
ce.ssitate more careful selection,
greater care and better management
to produce and keep up the quality
of- the stodk, for on the quality most'
generally depends its value. Care
for chicks does not imply that they
should be coddled aid pampered to
death by overzeal or mistaken kind-
ness. Care is that part of. the rou-
tine of poul'try culture which bestows
a kind hand to the tender younglings,
to supply their little wa,nts, with the
view ee promoting thrift, good health
and prepossessing looks, and 'prepare
them for a useful and valuable life
by giving them such food and ad-
junct necessaries as beSt accom-
plish' this; but the breeder does not
consier it necessary to bestow match
care unless he feels that the chicks
will arown up to be perfect specimens
of . their breed.
TYPICAL DA,RY FORM.
Some of the Prie'cipal Points Which Dis-
tieutush the mvik COW.
An outline is herewith given --tak-
en from an illustration of a noted
Guernsey cow—tha,t shows almost
the ideal shape for a dairy cow. In
breeding to raise the herd year by
year to a higher average of merit,
it avill be well to keep such an out-
line, as this constantly in one's
mind. It is true that not every cow
with a perfect dairy form shows her -
MODEL DAIRY COW.
self to be of exceptional' dairy merit,
but the best dairy cows so uniform-
ly correspond to such external char-
acteristics, that one will make no
mistake in ma,king the dairy form his
ideal in 'breeding. Not all cows with
"dairy form" show excellence at the
pail and' chern; but few, on the other
hand, show such excellence that do
not show these external aharacteris-
tics. It is the only wise course,
-Olen, to breed for them, and to re-
gard the exceptions that occur as
"proviag the rule." •
The distinguishing external' marks
that characterize a good dairy cow—
which are so excellently shown in
this outline—are wedge -shape for
the body, large in the 'barrel" and
rear quarters, and light and thin in
the fore -quarters; a large udder with
large, well-placed teats, looseneas
and yellowness of skin; severe lean-
ness of body aa opposed to the round-
ed and plump form of the purely beef
'animal, thinness of neck, fineness and
waxiness of horns, a -"dishing" face,
and full, mild eye. Experience has
shown that the great body of the
best dairy cows possess such points
as have been mentioned. It Is safe,
then, fdr the breeder to phetograph
such an outline as is here given firm-
ly upon;his mind. --Webb Donnell, in
Orange Judd Farmer.
Valki. of Rope.
According to t,he Dominion experi-
mental station reports, rape stands
at the head of the list of forage
plants used as a green food for the
growth of lambs in both carcass and
To Destroy Plant aloe. gen
A good way to desaroy .plant lice
Is *to dip the affected parts of , the
bade° svitter, or else syringe with
this solution,
A WAR EXPERT'S VIEWS.
of the Natal Campaign.
Mr. Hammersmith Browne, the fa-
mous military expert who has heer
closely watching the progress of the
South African war from bis lodginge
in Pimlico squaee, London, has agals,
favored tbe Public with eome valuable
views on the mismanagement of the
ell'LliliPSaBigrjol'Avne says: "If Great 13ritaln's
noble army lit Natal bad been MOTO ac-
tive, it would have been iess idle. Gen-
eral Hillier made his first grievous er-
ror when he permitted the Boers te
crowd him back. This seeming sue -
cess no doubt animated the enemy to
still greater exertions, whereas a de-
feat would in a measure have discour-
aged them. See my pamphlet entitled
'Zones of Fire,' page 76.
"What Buller should have done was
to get behind the Boers at all kazards,
a movement which doesn't appear to
have occurred to him. Once Safely be-
hind them, he could have pushed the
whole Boer pie stand clear to the coast
and into the arms of. General Roberts.
General elethuen, too, seems to have
entirely neglected the chance afaorded
him of advancing by eufiladed zigzags.
This beautiful niovement would have
made the Boers dizzy at the very outs&
set, and Methuen would then haystr'
been able to do with them as ho
pleased. So, too, with MacDonalal and
Dundonalcl. Neither appears to bave
grasped the opportunities so plainly
laid down before him. The Boers
were there and waiting, yet for some
unexplained reason the British gener-
als seemed entirely unable to take ad-
vantage of this favorable fact. ,
"No doubt the kopje problem has
something to do with these continued
blunders. The fa'ct is the 13ritish gen-
esis's have made a very serious mistake
the campaign Las been
marked by too many British defeats
and not enough British victories, and
all, this can be ascribed to a pertina-
cious disregard for the ordivary rules
of modern warfare, which I have been
at soine pains to point out and which I
recommended to the war office at the
beginning of the conflict ill my cele-
brated paper beginning 'How to Win
Battles on Paper.' "
"I, don't see why so litany people en-
vy a character like Napoleon."
"It's due' to the native egotism of the
human race. Every man imagines that
if he had been in Napoleon's place he
would have been considerably smarter
and managed to keep away from St.
Helena." --Wash ington Star.
The Sole Survivor.
"He is the only survivor of the thir-
ty years' war, in which he was a par -
"Nonsense! The thirty years' w
occurred centuries ago."
"Not the one I mean. It ended only
last week with the death of his wife."
—Philadelphia Press.
Of a Clinging Disposition.
Hoax—Klumsy is very fond of horses,
isn't he?
Joax--If he is, it's something new.
Hoax—Nell, I saw him out riding
the other day, and lie had both arms
around the horse's neck.—Philadelphia
Record.
Other Ladies Might Profit by Thii.
Mrs. Qui Vive—Dear Mr. Surplice, I
can't make up my mind what Lenten
sacrifice will be the most acceptaale.
madam, suppose you give up trying to
run the churcla—Life.
Valuable Medical Discoveries.
"Doctors say that cold weather af-
fects the nerves."
"That's so. When it is below zero,
feel a peculiar nervous timidity abet..
getting out.,of bed in the morning."--
)etroit Free Press.
Too nosy to Rend.
"Nliat's'ther news, little boy?"
"I don't read de news: I jest purvey'
it."—New York Journal.
Ills 'Waterloo.
fie was just ItS mathematic •
AS he possihly could be;
There was nothing aseeseatio
Ahout Euclid he nould see.
All the toughest propositions
He could wire as quick as scat;
iiimply tell the conditions,
And he itad the answer pat.
Men of every occupation
For advice &IMO unto him.
questions that eel others frowning
Ile'd refer to ns "a snap;"
Ile could even sabe Browning*,
Could this tory knouing chap.
Yet there was a dark enigma
That he couldn't tlgute out—
That would leave on him the stiond
Of the deepest kind of doubt --
And he couldn't stand the tendon,
And he owned up, with a Mgt),
That Is passed his comprehension 4,
Se