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The Exeter Advocate, 1898-3-18, Page 2Denheeriners who do not receive their paper arnrateely will please attain ee at ottee, Apply at tbe once for advertising rates. t ---- TILE EXETER ADVOCATE. liTilJRSDASY, n(4 UR 17. 1898, Her end There, A,. pair ot pinchers—two crabs. Do right and. shame the neighbors. Birds of a feather may get on the /ante hat. The cripple bas a lame exease for beg - It isn't the dog's pants that make him warm, &meld Irish "(tensity be rennet" among the Mieles drinks. How perfectly and smoothly doth fiegon abyree with jag ma No, Marjorie, reefers and bloemers do net grow on clotnes-trees. Young David mast have looked stunning Whoa be banged Mr. Goliath on the head. Tbe orgasagrinder's 'monkey must luma an ear for musk, judging from isPedmr- cm, appluess depends on the state of your mind seaa you sliould be able to control then 'Tia said that, along with other great MC], 131SMarCk raada 141 marlr minaing laiti oven Biz, Oh, Twin) 'Moen -gni" ta14 tne bonne keeper to tbi wiudow,sash the neeld nol pull awn. The teak -kettle has a moat eratable die- peeltion. Tleaugh iz bot water up to its Airs it Imams on &Menem. Make the most yea eau out of your little drettltlesafer tin) ohances =anon will letteer nave any very great ones. Judge not pereoes by appeamaces or *A- ntrim:lento, The driver of an lee Wagon may poesees a warm heart. "Are you an honest man," asketl tbe eadge, "Well, your Loner," answered the prisoner, "just you try me." And the (mare proceeded to do SO. .Arid if you mullet do the bean Then do the lees; you can, Per that's the best 'twos ever done By any mortal ream There never was, stud never will be, lextieersal peewee, in one remedy. for Wm to which flesh is heir—the very nature of many curatives being such that 'were the germs of other and differently seated elliseasee rooted in the system of the patient—what would relieve ow:ill in extra would aggravate tbe other, We leave, however, in quinine Wine, vthen einteinabIe In a sound anadulteratea State, A remedy for many stud grevious ills, IV its gredual and judicious use, the frailest :system are led into conealesceuce and strength, by the influence which Qui- nine exerts on :S.:an:tree own restoratives. Xt relieves the drooping spirits of those with whom a arena) state of morbid des - pendency and leek ot interest in life is disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing sleep— imparts vigor to the action of the blood, which, being stimulated, coursea through- out the veins, strengthening the healthy animal functions of the system, thereby =eking activity a necessary result, strengthening tbe frame, and giving life to the digestive organs, winch naturally demand increased substance—result, im- proved appetite. Northrop ter Lyman of Toronto, have given to the public their superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate, and, gauged by the opinion of scientists, tins wine approaches nearest perfection of atay be the market. All druggists sellie CALL HIM A BANDIT. Nicasio eiltroatal, the watt nonsisetie the Cuban Insurgent& Anieng the nearly charaoters wbo aro pareieipatiug in that awful tragedy of life and death now belting place in Cabs, nano is. more interesting, mere pieturee- que, or more personally eharming than Nicest° letirabel, the outlaw colonel cot Sante Clar& fife name has been used threugbout the island to frigleten dren, dU- and bis presence bas frequently ceased the Spanish guardia civillia to tremble iu feer. Aid lee tbie man is one of the most bandsome, kiud-hearted and courteoas individuels whore I ever met. Inte chivalry of ma oldetime heeight comes as naturally te Nicoski Mirabel as fightiug. And a fighter he is, both with baud, au d brain. I haye seen him go =to action, mounted on his big gray mule with a smile on bis face whien would suggest an absolute lilting for dan- ger. "The bettleneld is a geed Mare to gee rid ot the blues," be once remarked to peaert. rent in his shire or teousers is far more serious to lam thaa a bullet bole in his leg, unless it really cripples nine. He is by far the best dressed. °nicer in the insergent ariun, the may one I met who slimes a small diamond in the front of his ueglige. I fouled him rather averse to any clis- euseion nia pest life, Owe (nay did he refer ta it in e.,onneetion with thecause of Cuban liberty. am an outlaw," he said., "because I lave, and will, tight Spanish lavr as iollg as 1lien They call me a bandit, too. Well, per - baps I an thee also. It is true thee I /Jave rebbeel Spanierds u tbeir =Quern bat it wee for the benefit of the revelation, I beve never preated by it xuyeelf. Delegate Palma will tell you that I sent $40,a0n to the theasury of the Cue bart legatioa in New 'Vona with which to purchase arras and aremunitiott. I beve ver stoleu a dellar in my life. I bave simply leviea upon wealthy npanish reel, (Wats in order to inerease the revolution. erv, feted.' In the beginnieg of the war I eppropriatea A few hundred rifles from she tieetuy's senentil, but we needea thent in the canSe of liberty." From one of lairabal's etaff I learned a great deal of his early life, He was born ill Sento Clare province, the son or a wealthy planter, about terry -five years ago. He was very much of a favorite in soeieuy and always pored for leis exquisite taste and eourteoue marmere, Irie brother, a (mien -tempered an ratiterreonless fellow, became invelved in a quarrel, ehot and /tilled his oppeuena There, were no wte nesses to the deed, and the victim lived *est long eneugh to proelaita Mirebal As s slayer, bee did not say which Mira- baL Nicest() hurried to his brotber's houee d offered to tete his place. "Yon have wife and children," he eaid. "You mina provide for aud protect alma You cannot afford, to Dye I have TIO one. lir*/ the Shot, underitand. Don'tyou den,y it. Adios; God bees you," and off be rode: an innOcout fugitive from jus - Lice, with a price of $5,000 on hit he it His flight proves(' his guilt to the attisnie- tion of the law, Ana all the guard= civil - lie of Santa Clara were sent in pursuit. Some, erbo, for love of reward, pressed T. Art -and IVIyatery of Driving a wog. The difficulty of driving a single hog Was wen illustrated at the foot of Ninth eareet Otle afternoon. Borne men were driving a herd of swine to Ataherst, an.d as they approached the bridge one of the anireals became obstreperous and bolted toward the laity, thereby becoming separ- ated froze the rest of the drove. The three or four men, assisted by volunteers, placed themselves between the city and the rebel- lious bog in a semicirele,while one of their number advanced cautiously and began to tickle the hog's nose with a pine brush. This would make the unimal turn round, and eaeh time he did e•O he would move a few steps toward the bridge and the rest ef the drove. The manoeuvers were Watched with a great deal of interest by a large crowd of spectators, and when fatally the wayward one retuened to the bosom of -the drove a very audible murmur of ad- miration wentupfrom inecrowd.—Lynch- burg News. ilinard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. ingenioue infant. An east end little boy was eery Anxious le have his pious uncle give him a little Jersey calf, gays the Cleveland Plain teeter. The uncle said, "Johnny, -when yen want anything very much, you should pray for it," "Well," said the little fellow, "do you nelerre, uncle, that God would give me a *elf 1±1 should pray for one?" 'Why, of course," said the good uncle. "Well, uncle," said the boy, "give me ends calf and you pray for the other calf." Explained. "Charley," said young Mrs. Torkins, "I Veva made a discovery." leope it isn't anything about athlet- lea" replied her husband, apprehensively. "It la though. I know now why nature doesn't put any hair on tile heads of young ehildren. It is to keep them from beeom- nag football players too early In life."— 'Washington Star. There is not a more dangerous class of elisorders than those which affeet the 'breathing organs. Nullify this danger with Dr. Thomas' Eclectric 011—a pun raonic of aeknowledged efficacy. It cures lameness and soreness when applied ex- ternally, as vrell as swelled neck and crick in the back; and, as an inward specill ,c possesses most substantial claims to pub- eonfidence. Why They Resigned. Mrs. Homer --I hear that all the nem. leen ofjour church choir resigned yester- day. was the trouble. Mrs. Churchly—Why, after singing the ;et hymen the minister arose and opened •bible and ohose for his text, Acts xi: Ant after the uproar had ceased," eta Told in a Whisper. 1. Mtat one el your servants, madam, "Ine, nol DOn't speak se loud. That's Ihe seek." \N DE OLD 13AtsJO. It Appears to Be Losing If *tor the ' Colored ?Copulation. The yourig of the mitered race seem to think that it is their duty to throw aside entirely everything wheal has even the slightest x.esemblanee to the customs of their pareuts. Tbis is a, great pity, or the traits wielob characterized tleeir ohl father and mother, or rather the "mam- my" and. "daddy" of the olden time will fifere ilassitt,hsus a sweet moutozy asas loeg The banjo and the addle, too, as once played by the faithful old servants of former day, will soon be a thing of the Past. It is true that viten the old darny "got 'Innen" he charged up to the benne all the sius of every hind thathe had ever committed, but befoxe his couversien, from every quarter on the plantation you could hear the familiar "plunkity plunk." Not one ia a thouthnd of the young negroee of to -day are trying te learn the are, and tbose who do attempt it see no music in the tunes which their lathers played, such as "Gwiue Long Down te Town," "Dan the 13eatman," "Jordan Is. a Bard Road to Travel," and ".Tionie, Put tbe, Kittle On," etc. They imitate our college boys and ratty "Peekaboo," "Aeter the Ball" an " Dewn • on the Farm." There's uothieg emit stirring about any of these pieces. The • mandolin is growiag in epularity with the (larkies, and in a few years elle banjo as the favorite instrument of the negro will be a matter of leistory. When in a Kentucky town last Winter, I remained ea the plattorra for onto time after my entertaiaraeut to reeetve the cordite" greeting of old friends and cquaiutences, among whom Were many ale Virginians. A lady who had tatmell tram Virginia 80 yeare came up and mid,: "Mr, Miller I brought my old negro 'mammy' out 'ect hear you tO n1ght. ba is 'waiting for the aadiertee to clear the Iniadle aisle, wit= she will eolne down and speak to you. The ole women is nri years of age arid liYee almost entirely in the past. Several times during yoar entertainment to aight slat bus turned 10 e with the reraark, ^Dee erten is ebony takbe me back to ole Virginny are Joy yoang days nisnightn " In a few minutes I looked down the aisle, and there came a typical old south- ern mammy, with a white asp on her head, a gleshain dress and a elean white *Wren en. I turnod. from, a crowd. of white friends, and, teething doWu froln the stage, I took the old Woman'. hand, saying as I did so, "Why, inamreY, how - dye" With a kind of swinging to and fro ot my body, after the fashion of the eel - °red folks Ixi areligieus meeting, I struck up a sang, the old negro joining me, which to all Amelia county people, white and black, woula always "raise theroef," "Rise and. shine; I'm gwine horns to glaYTrhe.'hi °artiness with which the old. We- i:eau "rifled in" was delightful, and to those who were preseut it Was the best part of a show wbiele had been going on for more than two hours. Wheu tad finished the " duet, '''' the old 'woman looked up into my face and said: 'Son, I sho' Ise glad to see you, kase you come nom ale Vitginny, whar I did come nom. You ken talk nun like a nigger den a tigger talk like hisself." Then ber face assumed a serious look, and she said, "My son, stop playin' o' dat burlier or you'll nevali git 10heb'nt" —Polk Miller in Washington Post, 1.70.S.SIO MIBABAL. 1HE BANDIT. him too hard, never lived to come back, and thus commenced Mirabars life as a pandit and outlaw. Many are the stories told of him in Cuba. One will illustrate: Morning found him near the city of Sanctus Espiritu with two mounted companions and with quite an appetite for breakfast. Riding up to the gateway of an humble farm- house, Mirabal dismounted and asked the old man who stood in the door if it would be convenient for bine to bave a little breakfast prepared for himself and com- panions. "My wife is dead. I am alone," the old man replied, "but you are welcome. I will do the best I can for you." "Indeed," said Mirabal, "I am sorry. Let me help you make the coffee," and he' did so. During the meal which fol- lowed Mirabal remarked upon the beauty of two yoked oxen in the yard. "They are a fine pair, and ought to be profitable to you." "They might if they -were mine," the old man replied, "but they belong to my rich neighbor on yonder hill above us. I have to pay him $2 a day for the use of them." "Too bad, you will never get rich in that way. Wbat does your neighbor ask for the oxen?" "Five hundred dollars is the price, I believe." "Wel1,11• remarked Mirabal, "I am a stranger th you, but I am going to ina,ke you a present of the animals." And so saying he caunted out $600 in gold, banded it to the astonished man, and re- quested one of his companions to accom- pany their host to the house of the weal- thy Spaniard on the hill. "Buy tbe oxen and bring back a receipt for the money," was hie injunction. The trade Was con- summated, and the receipt brought back, 'which Mirabal took, and, lifting his hat to his host, rode away. Proceeding immediately to the house on the hill he produced the receipt and thus addressed the writer of it: "You will pardon me; my name is Mira) al I have with me proof that you have just been paid $600 in gold. I ( (ma wish to inconvenience you, but I muse have that amount of money at once. I need it very badly. I will give you a redeipt for the amount if you wish." But the planter did not wait for any receipt. The mention of lifirabal's nameand the peculiar way in 'Which he toyed with the butt of his re- volver was quite enough. The money was handed over, followed by many maledic- tions, but not until Mirabal and his com- panion. were out of hearing. A SERIOUS EXPERIDCE PASSED THROUGH In ONE OP BBoCiOrti,LE,s BEST "AiliOW3.1 MEN. Hie Lsgs Gave Out and When He Sat Down Ate Had no Control Over telem—Dr. 'mi- lieu/A? rink ring, Restored Sim to Ac. From the Brockville Recorder. There are few men. in Brockville or vicinity 'better known to the general public, and, there is certainly no one held in greater esteem by his friends, than Lr. L deCarle, sr. 'Mr. deCarle eame frOM Begland to Vituada forty - emir years ago. locetiug in the ceunty ef Glen.g.arry. Eight years later he eereovea to Brockville and has made bis heine here ever smee. 1e stab - fished the large marble business stilt carried ou by his sans here, and is himself one of the mese expert stone- cutters in the Dominion of Canada. He is also well knowe as an artist in other lines and as,. draughtsman has few equals, and me superiors. Ample evidence a this is afforded in the faet that when, the eonetruetion of the CFlacliati Pacific railroed was begun, Sir Sanford Fleming, ehie f engineer of the great trans-eontinental read, re- quested him to join his staff, Mr, de - Carle aceepted the position at Sir *Sanford's request alla Zentained With the companY for nine years, during Whieh time he drew nearly ell the Pre - files of the road and the plans ef the bridges between Ottawa and Thunder 13ay. His work Was cOntraendea AS the best done by any draughtsman in the company's employ. biuce leering the cODIP147aY‘$ servICa Yr, deCarie has lived a retired. life, enjoying a well earned competence at his cozy home in the west end. of the town. lir, de. Carle is pessessed of a rugged c enetitue tion and had always enjoyed the best of health until the fall of 1896. Then he was stricken, with an affection a tile Bros which, mucla Alarmed him, Speaking with a RE.00aDS'at represent- ative the other day, the conversation hapeened to turn upon this event, and the eireumstauees eonneeted therewitb can best be told in his own words, "Last fall," said. he, "rny legs beeeme in such a condition that when I sat down I had. no power over them. I could not move them one way or the other, and was naturally mach alarmed, 1 was advised to try Dr, Pluk Pills. I had read of their curing cases similar to inine and so I decided to give them A trial, I purchased a supply a the Pills and commenced taking them accordiug to directious, I had only taken them a short time when I found that I was -re- gaining the use of my lege and could raise one up and eross the other with- out much difficulty. I also rernerked to ray wife that the pills were doing tus muoh good and. she was both sur- prised and delighted when I showed her with what ease I could move my limbs. I continued taking the pills for about a month and by that time I had as full control of my legs as I ever had. —in fact was completely cured. I have never had. a symptom of the trouble since and am now as well as ever I was. I attribute my cure en- tirely to Dr, William's Pink Pills. In fact it must have been the pills for I took nothing else in the way of medi- cine, and I cannot too strongly recom- mend them to anyone afflicted as I was. The X Bay Et.. The news comes from Prance that we are eventually to have X ray oyes. An exoeptionally 'carped French scientist says that in time We will be enabled to see al- most any number of vibrations of light. Not all of us may be so gifted, how- ever. The faculty will be connned to a few, and they will be called xylopes, if the French professor has his way about it. To these xylopos the French scientist soya that lovely women will appear as skeletons covered with a gelatinous sort of matter. What value, then, will the human form have? There will be no roses, no dimples, no pretty curves. Grace tvill be typified by bones—ugly, horrid bones. Laughter will be ossified, tears will be invisible, weeping a mere rattling of theteeth. The streets would be filled with the horror of lipless, lidless, hairless °roves. The ter- ror of pervious clothes would vanish. Modesty would assume new forms and phases, Or perhaps eve 'would go back to mediaeval days—to the suits of armor— and go about the streets clanking and un- happy.—New York .Tournal. Curious Industry. A curious industry has sprung up in Spain since the decline of silk cinema there in the production of what is known as silkworm gut for fishing linos. The grub is fed on mulberry leaves, as usual in silk culture, but before it begins to spin—that is, in May and June—it is killed by immersion in vinegar. The sub- stance which would have formed the cocoon is then drawn out from its body in the form of a thick silken thread, which ia treated with chemicals and after- ward dried. These threads are made up in bundles of 100, and the Spanish peasants travel with them along the shores of the Mediterranean as far as France. The best quality of thread is round, the flat form being inferior and ducat unhealthiness in the worm. The chief seat of this industry is Murcia. A. Sufficient Notice. Near Christina lake, in Washington, a rough road leads from the main highway toward the lake, where there is a ferry operated by hand power. At the point of departure of this road the following sign, posted on a.tree, informs passers of all they have to do to make the trip across the lake by this route: "Wagon road to Christina if you want to go aorose hollow or yeall also a grocery store and hotel. ' '—Youth's Companion geinoving Moles. One who has tried it repeatedly says that moles may be removed be the follow- ing method: Seat the patient in a clear, strong sunlight. With a powerful stin- gless bring the concentrated rays of the sun to bear on the excrescence five or ten minutes. In three or four weeks the mole will scab off, and a new skin uome on. If the mole should not be entirely removed by the first application, rennet, No scar will be left.— New 'York Medical Journal. Cost of Electric Light. It is said that nearly $14,000 worth of electricity is used nightly. in New York City for illuminating purposes, By a late calcination there are 1,030,468 electric lights, both aro and incandescent, in use in the city, with an estimated total can- dle power of 60,000,000.—Electrioal Where An Hissed Their Bscorts. The diversions of New Yorkers of the last century were very nautili milder tban are those of the present dee. "In winter a ceuturn ago," Mrs. Burton Harrison writes in the Ladies' Home .Tournal, "when not assembled fot sleeting upon the Collech, the favorite aneasenteht of Hans and Katrina seeme to have been a sleighieet frolic in Jan Derickson's four - horse sledge to Harlem, where they had a dance and a supper at the hostelry of Itiyubeer Borsum, Ten couples ('packed close, as it suiteth young meet and uraicl- ens e, sa the sleigbaoad; and after a repasb of bread and. hot obocotate, concludliag some hour:, spent in capering to the fidelers" strains, the party returned to town. Speediug by moonlight aver hard -frozen. Toads, past manor house and cottage wrapped in deep repose, the chief adven- ture of the return was apt 10 10 a atop on tbe Kissing 13ridge (at Second avenue and Fiftieth streea across the rivulet nowtng from Tea Water Spring), at which point cestom allowed the cavalier to demand of the lady he escorted the privilege of a speelal salutation 'Unless this toll were yielded the cortege came te a halt, or else ie turned in another direc- tion," 'The Aineer of ireaeistre.i. The &rimer of Afghanistan is one of the most autoopatio monorchs in the world. Not the ez.ar of Russia or the sultan of Turkey is more absolute in authority. Yet he is, or makes hhuself, curiously sub- ject to the will of the people in sorne re- spects. A. few years ago he greatly desired to visit England and other European coun- tries, and the British government was anxious that he should do so. But he did not venture to do so without the consent of his people. So he took a plebiscitum on the subject. He sent a proclamation to every village in his empire, telling what he wanted to do and explaining the advan- tages that would accrue to him and to the empire from such a tour, and asking the people to take a vote on the subject and let him know the result. So the questionwas submitted to universal suffrage. After a few weeks the returns were all in and were counted, and it was found that a consider- able majority of the people were opposed to his leaving the country. He was dis- appointed, but acquiesced in the will of the people and staid at home. sending his second son to England in his place.—New York Tribune. Minard's Liniment Cures DiSislaDer. .,41n EngIlett Sleoping Carand. got relief front rho first dose. Two The Greet London and Northwestern a PiLIPIceS cured rue completely, anti 1 with lunch aationetien to tha traveling 140 inedienle lilte Dodd's IECidney Pills Boilroad Company hes lately intro/levee, aven'thelett troubled since. TheraTit for any and all Riduey Diseases.' pUblia IBA that ilnperlallt MAW., a new de- eonen tortaue kaaeka once at ovary ecriptien et sleeping car. These cars weremann doar,” says an ala saw, built at Wolverintrapton from designs by .A. 0. Park, the well knowa eXpere lte this , Good health knocks at your door every time you see the words "Dodd' branch, each car being 70 feet bong and i /ii47107 piue,,, You eeetthot =ea leo, it haviug six wneel treces, And. the end plea. i ling healthy by neglecting to respond forms ars 4ewribea 48 be///g c"/Pletean7 to the first SticaniOns. Takeadventage inclesed, se as to prevent the draftiness of , a the next if you have laegleeted al* side deers—in other wards, presumably yam, the usual American vestibules. Thereto.° Doda,a Raney ma are the ene "int 'corridors the Whole length of the ear on only cure for Bright's Disease. Dale °n°s14° alld U "cal'Ins" or c°r111)14111neut9' betes Rheumatism, Lumbago, ear* f ane centainIng double berths and live 1 Failure, Blood Impurities, 'Urinary single, Only two othese cebins have *m - # per bertha witile in all of them except one Trembles, Diseases of Women, and *11 other Kidney Comieaints, the beds are placed so that the oecupant, 1 lies crosswise of the ear, The smoking l drpugclgdielsitssi,lacitneYtiftryUcleanrtes sod alleebxy, !Ill eompartment is in the middle of the car boxes $2.50, en win be eelle ee. reempt and the lavatories are arrenged at each et price, by tbQ Dodds xedielea co,. DURHAM. IS LINE And Testifies to the Wonder. ful Efficacy of Dodd's Kidney Pills. Hotel Cleric Itaunaao Tette or His Core-, The First Dose Oars. Two Boxee (aired Him Dettrely or His Kidney Disease. Durham, Ont,—Everyone Mir. ham, and hundreds of people who visit the Mini periodically, know 0. Bauman, the genial clerk at the Knapp Nouse. All will be surprised to bear that he has had a narrow escape from a relentless enemy. Thanks to the as- • eistance rendered by a good friend, however, he escaped. safely. He tells the story this way : "I ff d - I Ibe with ter- ribly severe backache, caused by Ride ney Disease, It was with the mest agonizing pain that I could sit down, and the pain endured in gettfOg uSir I again was equally as severe. My life was. being made miserable, for these panes were present during tbe greater pertion of the time, •"Other medicines having failed to help me I tried Dadel's Ridney Pilla Port Mulgrave, June 5, 1897. C. C. RICHARDS & Co. Dear Sirs,—MINARD'S LINI- MENT is my remedy for colds, etc. It is the best liniment I have ever used. MRS. JOSIAH HART. end. The interior woodwork, fintele .in Limited, Toronto. greet variety of style end material, setme wood, rnaple, Italiau -walnut and other rarer sorts making up the combinatiou. Each occupant can light or extinguis.lt hie gas jet at any time by Melina of a hanged globe.—New York Sun. The Iteason for 1t.. !en's gannents button toward the right side and women's garments usually button toward the left side. This custom, dates back to the time when citizens were cempelled to go about armed.' When a lady took a gentleman's arm, she usually walked o x his left side, thus leaving his right :mut free to use his sword to defend her. Iler left arm was thus at liberty and her garments buttoned from the side op- posite from thee uf toe gentleman's oraer to eta in—People's Friend, A Tart Retort. Boarder (warmly)—Oh, I'm knowing to the tricks of your trade. Do you think I have lived in boarding houses twenty years for nothing? Landlady (frigidly)—I shouldn't be at all surprieed. • The Finishing Touch. "How are you getting along with that ettlimarine boat of yours, Flightly?" "Elegantly. I have to far perfected it that it sinks beautifully. All that I ham, to do now is to get it running nicely under water. It Applied Very Well. Mr. Dinsmore—I thought that In. Third- ly selected a most appropriate text for the funeral sermon of Mr. Dingbatts. Mrs. Dinsinore—What was the text? Mr. Dinsmore—Dust to dust. Deafness Cannot be Cured by lood applicetione, as they eennot Teeth the disemed portions of the ear. There is only one nay to cute Deafness, and that a by cot:seta- tional remedies. Detneese Is causal by an in- flamed contlitioa of Ole mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube mite bl- amed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, end when it Is entitle), closed Dearnms Is the result, and unless the inflammation fain be taken out and this tube 'restored to its nor- mal condition hearing will be destroyed for- ever; nine clue out of ten are caussd by catarrh, which is nothing but an ineemed con (Mien of the mucous surfeces, We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that (me - net be elan! by Henn Catarrh Cute. Send for circulars, free. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. 0. Arend by Druggists, Not What He Wanted. "No sir," exclaimed the irate father, "my "No, can never be yours." "I don't want her to be my daughter," asbnly replied the young ma, tot want her to be my wife." laa Told the Trate. "Liquor," said the temperance orator, "censer nearly ell the unhappiness there is in, this world." "Thane night, colonel," exclaimed a Kentuckian, in the back ot the hall. "Inn always unhappy when I can't get it." Why will you allow a cough to lacerate your throat and lungs and run the risk of filling a consumptive's grave, when; by the timely use of Blekle's Anti -Consump- tive Syrup the pain can be allayed and the danger avoided. This syrup is pleasant to the taste, and unsurpassed for relieving, healing and curing all affections of the throat and lungs, colds, coughs, bron- chitis, to.. ete. liurseriana. Little Christie—O, mamma, mamma, baby's moulted again. Mamma—Moultal! Wbat do yoa mean? Little Christie—Why, he's just dropped another tooth. Henry levers, Quebec, writee : ',One of my children sprained. her ankle; which became much swollen and dis- coloured. Some ''Quickeure" was spread on linen, and applied; the pain ceased at once, the swelling was gone the next day, and on the fourth day she walked to school as usual." T. N. U. • Lightly Spoken. Mr. Itichfello—How pretty Miss Beauti looked to -night. Rival Belle—Yes. How miserably poor the eleotrie lights have become lately They are dimmer than as. laS T3ELALISIE.719 llagnetic,Ointment. The worstSores, Iiindseil„ Cithis Burns. • Sprains, Skin Disorders, Pore Throes, troop. Ithennettism. lameness, Bleak and all external and internal aifeetions eharartesszed by INIFLUI- NATION, yield to its influence sus if by Magic. It Ls a purely vegetable preparation 'by • regular phyawien of eminence, and its success has been tairrellons in the most obstinate eases. Sold by Drapplata sn4 Dealers at Alt aria 40 *rata nage, au4 Vsrdl, Verdi labored long before he perensdad Victor Hugo, who was vexed thet the tragic beauties of his "Le Rol S'Amnee" had been turned into operatic effects, *0 atteed a performance of Rigoletto." Be succeeded at length, and Hugo set in the box with tne composer' and listened to the opera. But rot a word did he speak. Verdi's impatience got the better of hine and he asked: "Well, what say you—about the quartet, for instance ?" "Show me a way in which four person. can be permitted to speak simultaneously," replied the poet, "and I will write some. thing mor• beautiful than your quartet.** —San Francisco Argenaut. Millard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Garments in Cold Storege, .An English trade journal says that furs, rugs, carpets and other 'valuable woolen goods are now preserved during the sane- iner heat in refrigerated ohambers. Nee- peril:acute have been maie to And out tba peeper temperature at which to keep such articles safe from clothes moths, black carpet beetles leather beetles, the dark irlealIVorria and a cabinet beetle. It was !mind that a temperature of 40 to 42 de- greee F. in summer Is sufficient. The cold storage eompanies have hitherto kept theta at a temperature of 12 to 20 degrees P., which is more than enough. Out of Sorts.—Symptoms, Headache, loss of appetite, furred tongue, and gen- eral indisposition. These symptoms, it neglected, develop into amino dines.. Ili is a trite saying that an "ounce of preven- tion it worth a pound of cure,' and a little attention at this point may save months of sickness and large doctor hills. For this complaint take from two to three of Parmelee's 'Vegetable Pins on going to bed, and one or two for three nights la succession. and a mere will be effected. Negro Dialect. The lengthening of vowels is a marked peculiarity. Thus master becomes not merely znarster, but traussa. Plantaldon becomes plannshun, and even fat, fat. Similarly little changes to leetil or even lee'. Contraction or clipping of words is also a constant habit, There is, of course, the usual softening of th =tad and von into b, and corruptions are abundant. One of the commonest is the introduction of ay sound, a negro habit not without its counterpart in "white man's" speech. Thus heard becomes yeard; hear, yeah; care, kyala—Conservator.' Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows. The Bead Sea, The Dead Sea is one of the greatest freaks of nature. Its water level is 1,291 feet below that of the Mediterranean, while its bed is 1,310 feet belove its own surface, making the depression 2,600 feet. The water is so saline and has so much buoyancy that it is not possible to dive be 11. When one wades out beyond the depth of his waist 10 1. immediately lifted off his feet and Boats like a cork. No family nving in a bilious country should be without Parmelee's Vegetable pins, A few doses taken now and then will keep the Liver active, cleanse the stomach and bowels from all bilious mat- ter, and prevent Agnee Mr. J. L. Price, Metals, Martin Co. Ind., writes "I have tried a box of Parmelee's Pills and find them the best medicine for Fever and .A.gue I have ever used." Sympathy. "TM really sorry for Ploddin," remark- ed young Mr. Happigo. "Why?" inquired his friend. "I asked him to lend me ten dollars'and he only had. 76 cents. I can't help fetiling sorry fora man who has only 76 cente." Misses the Pleamnre. "Smoking was a great pleasure," be said, "but they told me it was responsible for all sorts of ills, so I stopped." "And now?" "And now I haven't anything but She • A Definition. Sohoolmaster—What isa synOnygn Tommy Sharpe—It is a word you Goa me its place of another . when yint dou't know bow' to spell 110 .110.' es.