The Exeter Advocate, 1897-9-16, Page 7LIVE WORTH LIVING,
IT IS A LIFE FOR GOOD AND A LIFE
FOR OTHERS.
Ansa res Talmage shows Row a Money Get-
ting. and a worldly Lire es a Lamentable
Failure — nue Lire Thee Opees Into
Eternity,
'Washington, Sept. 12.—In this sermon
Bev. Dr. Talmage discusses a subject
vital to all, and never more timely than
now, %sten the struggle for power, posi-
tion, wealth and bappiness is so absorb-
ing, Tbe text is James iv, 14, "Wbat is
your life?"
If we leave to the evolutionists to guess
where we came from and to the theolo-
gians to prophesy wbere we are going
to, we still have left for consideration
the ituportant fart that we are bore.
Tbere may be some doubt about where
the river rises and same doubt about
where the river emptles, but there can
be no doubt about the feet that we are
sailing on it. So I am not surprised that
everybody ass the question, "Is life
worth living?"
Solomon in his unheinsy431-ionaents says
It is not "Vanity," 'vexation of
spirit," "no goad," are his estimate.
The fact is that Solomon was at one
time a polygamist, and that soured bis
disposition. One wife makes a xuan hap-
PYt niere than one snakes him wren:bed.
But Solomon was converted from poly-
gamy to monogamy, and the last, words
he ever wrote, as far as we tau -read
tbena, were the words "mountains of
spices," But Jeremiah says life is worth
livIng. In a book supposed to be doleful
and lugubrious and sepulchral and en-
titled "Lamentations" he plainly Inti-
mates that the blessing of merely living
is so greau and grand a blessing that
thougb a man have piled on him all mis-
fortuoes and disasters be has no right
to compleiu. The ancient prophet cries
out in aliening Intonation to all lams
and to all centuries. "Wherefore doth a
living anal) complain?"
Conflicting Ey idenece
diversity of opinion in our time as
well as in olden time. Here IS a young
man of light hair and blue eyes and
sound digestion, and generous salary and
happily afilauced and on the way to be-
come a partner in a comitterelal nrm of
winch he is an important clerk, Ask
bins whether life is worth living, Ile
will laugh in your face and. say, "Yes,
705, eesi" Here is a man win) has come
to the forties. Ile is at the tiptop of the
hill of life. Every step has been a stum-
ble and a bruise. The people be trusted
have turned out deserters, and the
money he has honestly made be has been
°beaten out of. His nerves are out of
tillIO. He has poor appetite, and the food
be tines eat does not asebnilate. Forty
miles climbing up the hill of life have
been to biro /Ike climbing the Matter-
horn, and there are 40 miles yet to Am
down, and descent is always more dan-
gerous than ascent. Ask him whether
life is worth living, end he will drawl
Out in shivering and lugubrious and ap-
palling negative, "No, no, no!"
How are we to decide this matter
righteously and intelligently? You will
find the same man vacillating, oscillat-
ing in his opinion from dejection to ex-
uberance, and if he be very- mercurial in
bis temperament it will depend very
much on which way the wind blows, If
the wind blows from the northwest and
you ask him, he *will say "Yes," and if
it blow from She northeast and you ask
him be will say "No." How are we then
to get the question righteously answered?
Suppose we call all nations together in a
great convention on eastern or western
hemisphere and let all those who are in
the affirmative say "Aye" and all those
who are in the negative say "No." 'While
there would, be hundreds of thousands
who would answer in the affirmative,
there would be more millions who would
answer in the negative, and. because of
the greater number who have sorrow and
misfortune and. trouble the "Noes"
would have it. The answer I shall give
will be different from either and yet it
will commend itself to all who hear me
this day as the right answer. If you ask
me, "Is life worth living?" I answer,
"It all depends upon the kind of life you
live."
In the sant place, I rematk that a life
, of mere money getting is always a failure
because you will never get as much as
you want. The poorest people in this
country are the millionaires. There Is
not a scissors grinder on the streets of
New 'York or Brooklyn who is so anxious
to make money as these men who have
piled up forbunes year after 'year in store-
• houses, in government securities, in tene-
ment houses, in whole city blocks. Yon
ought to see them jump when they hear
tbe fire bell ring. You ought to see them
In their excitement when a bank ex-
plodes. You ought to see their agitation
*hen there is proposed a reformation in
the tariff. Their nerves tremble like harp
strings, but no music in the vibration.
They read the reports from Wall street in
the morning with a concernment that
threatens paralysis or apoplexy, or, more
probably, they have a telegraph or a tele-
phone in their own house,so they catch
every breath of change in the money
market, The disease of accumulation has
eaten into them—eaten into .their heart,
into their lungs, into their spleen, into
their liver'into their bones. s
Chemists have sometimes analyzed the
human body, and they say It is so much
magnesia, so much lime, so much &aer-
ate of potassium. If some Christian
• chemist would analyze one of these finan-
cial behemoths, he would find he is
made up of copper and gold and silver
and zit° and lead and coal and iron.
That is not a life worth living. There
are too many 'earthquakes in it, too many
agonies in it, too many perditions in it
They build their castles, and they open
their picture galleries, and they summon
prima donnas, and they offer every in-
ducement for happiness to come and live
there, but happiness will not come. They
send footmaned and postilioned equipage
to bring her. She will not ride to their
door. They send princely escort. She will
not take their arm. They make their
gateways triumphal arches. She will not
ride under them. They set a golden
tbrone before a golden plate. She turns
away from the baneuet. They call to laer
from upholstered balcony. She will not
listen. Mark you, this is the failure of
those wbo have had large accumulation.
And then you must take into consideration that the vast majority of those who
make the dominant idea of life money
getting tall far short of affluence. It is
estimated that only about two out of a
hundred business men have anything
worthy the name of success. A man who
spends his life with the one dominant
Idea of financial accumulation spends a
life not worth living.
worldly Vatter°.
So the idea a worldly approval. If that
be dominant in a man's life'be is miser-
able. Every four years the tsve sliest un-
fortunatecl men in this country are the
two MOD nominated. for the presidency.
The reservoirs of abuse aud diatribe and
Malediction gradually fill up, gallon
above gallon hogshead above laogsheacl,
and about midsummer these two reser-
voirs will be brimming full, and a nose
will be attacned to ettob one, and it will
play away on these noininees and they
will have to stand it and take the abuse,
mad the falsehood, and the caricature,
arid. the Anathema, and the caterwauling,
and the filth, and they will be rolled in
it and rolled over and over in it until
they are ohoked and submerged and
strangulated, and at every sign of return-
ing consciousness they will be barked at
by all the bounds of political parties from
ocean to ocean. Abd yet there are a hun-
dred men to -day struggling for that priv-
ilege, and there are thousands .of men
who are helping them In the struggle.
Now, that Is not a life worth living. You
can get slandered and abused cheaper
than that. Take it on a smaller scale.
Do not be so ambitious to have a whole
reservoir rolled over on you.
But what you see in the matter of
high political, preferment you see in every
community in the struggle for what is
called social position. Tens of thousands
of people trying to get into that realm,
and they are 'ander terrific tension. What
is social position? It is a difficultr thing
to define, but eve all know wbat it is.
Good morals and intelligence are not
necessary, but Wealth, or a show of
wealth, is absolute/y indispensable. There
are men to -day as notorious for tlaeir
libertinism as the night is famous for its
darkness who move in what is called
high social position. There are hundreds
ot out and out rakes in American sotaiet7
whose names are mentioned among the
distinugished guests at the greab levees.
They have annexed all the known vices
and are longing for other worlds of dia-
bolism to conquer. Good morals are not
necessary in ninny of the exalted circles
of society.
Neither Is intelligence necessary.
You find in that realm men who would
not know- an adverb from AD adjective if
they met it a hundred times in a day,
and who could not write a letter of ac-
ceptance or regrets without the aid of a,
secretary. They buy their librarles by the
square yard, only anxioue to have the
binding Russian. Their ignorance is
positively sublime, malting English
grammar almost disreputable, and yet
the finest parlors open before them. Good
morals and Intelligence are not necessary,
but 'wealth or a show of wealth is posi-
tively indispensable. It does ect make any
differenee how you got your wealth, if
you Oily got it. The best way for you to
get Into social position ie for you to biles
a large amount on credit, then put your
property in your wife's name, have a
few preferred creditors and then make
an assignment. Then disappear from the
community until the breeze is over and
come back aud start in the same busi-
ness. Do you not see how•beautifully
that will put out all the people who are
In competition with you and trying to
make an honest living? How quickly it
Will get you into high spend position!
Wbat is the use of toiling 40 or -50 years
when you can by two or three bright
strokes snake a great tortune? Ah, my
friends, wben you really lose your money
hoesr quickly they will let you drop, and.
She higher you are the harder you will
drop.
Torture at a Premium.
There are tbousands to -day na that
realm who are anxious to keep in it.
There are thousands in that realm who
are nervous for fear they will fall out of
it, and there are changes going on every
jsear and every month and every hour
which involve heartbreaks that are never
reported. High social life is constantly
In a flutter about tbe delicate question
as to whom they shall let in and whom
they shall push out, and the battle is go-
ing on—pier mirror against pier mirror,
chandelier against cbandelier, wine cellar
against wine cellar, wardrobe against
wardrobe, equipage against equipage.
'Uncertainty and insecurity dominant in
that realm, wretchedness enthroned, tor-
ture at a premium and a life not worth
living.
.A life of sin, a life of pride, a life of
indulgence, a life of worldliness, a life
devoted to the world, the flesh, and the
devil, is a failure, a dead failure, an
infinite failure. I care not how many
presents you send to that cradle or how
many garlands you send to that grave,
you need to put rigbt under the name on
the tombstone this inscription, "Better
for that man if he had never been born."
But I shall show you a life that is
worth 'living. A young man says: "I
am here. I am not responsible for my
ancestry. Others decided that. I am not
responsible for any temperament. God
gave me that. But here I am, in the
evening of the nineteenth century, at 20
years of age. I am bore, and I must take
an account of stook. Here I have a body
which is a divinely constructed engine.
raust put it to the very best use% and I
must allow nothing to damage this rarest
of machinery. Two feet. and they mean
locomotion; two eyes, and they mean
capacity to pick out my own way; two
ears, and they are telephones of commu-
nication with all the outside world, and
they mean capacity to catch sweetest
music and the voices of friendship, the
very best music; a tongue, with almost
infinity of artioulation. Yes, hands with
which to welcome or resist or lift or
smite or wave or bless—hands to help
myself and help others.
Here is a world which after 6,000 years
of battling with tempest and accident is
still grander than any architect, buntan
or angenc, could have drafted. I have
two )amps to light me, a golden lamp
and a silver lamp—a golden lamp set on
the sapphire mantel of the day. a silver
lamp set on the jet mantel of the night.
Yea, I have that at 20 years of age
wbich defies all inventory of valuables—
a soul, with capacity to choose or reject,
to rejoice or to stiffer, to love or to bate.
Plato says it is immortal. Seneca says it
is immortal. Confucius says it is ire,
mortal. An old book among the family
relics—a book with leathern cover al-
most worn out and pages almost obliter-
ated by oft perusal --joins She other books
in saying I am immortal. I have 80
years for a lifetime, 60 years yet to live.
I may not live an hour, but, then, X
must lay out my Plans intelligently for
a long life. Sixty year added to the 26
I have already livecl--that will bring nae
to 80. I must remember that these 80
years are only a brief preface to the five
hundred thousand millions of quintil-
lions of years evhieth will be my chief
residence and existence. Now, I under-
stand my opportunities and my responsi-
bilities." If there Is any being in the
universe all wise and all beneficent who
can help a man in such a juncture, I
want him. The old. book found among
the family relics tells me there is a God,
and that for tbe sake of bis Son, one
Jesus, be will give help to a man. To
biro I appeal. God help mel Here I have
60 years yet to do for myself and to do
for others. 1 must devise:in this body by
all industries, by all gymnastics, by all
sunshine, by all fresh air'by all good
habits, and this soul I must hean mint
and garnished and illumined and glori-
fied by all that 1 can do for it and all
that I can get God to do for it. It shall
be a Luxembourg of fine pictures. It
sball be an orchestra of grand harmonies.
It shall be a palace for God and righte-
ousness to reign in. I wonder how many
kind words X can uttering the next 60
years? 1 will try. I wonder how many
good deeds X can do in the next 60 years?
I will try. God belp mel
The Right nirection.
That.young roan enters life. Be is
buffeted, he is tried, he is perplexed. A.
grave opens on this side, and a grave
opens on that side. He falls, but be rises
again. He gets into a hard battle, but he
gets the victory, The anain course of
his life is in tbe right direction. He
blesses everybody he comes in contact
with. God forgives Ids mistakes and
makes everlasting record of bis holy en-
deavors, and at the close of it God says
to him; "Well done, good and faithful
servant. Enter into the joy of thy Lord."
My brother, my sister, I do not oare
whether that man dies at 80, 40, 00, 60,
70 or 80 years of age, You canchisel
right under bis name on the tombstone
these words z "His life was worth living."
• Amid the hills of New Efaropshire in
olden times there sits a mother. There
are six children in the bousehold—four
boys and two girls. Small farm. Very
rough, hard work to coax a living out on
It. Mighty tug to make tbe two ends of
the year meet. The boys go to wheel in
winter and work the farm in summer.
Mother Is the chief presiding spirit. With
her hands she knits all the stockings for
the little feet, and. she is the mantua
maker for the boys, and she is the mil-
liner for the girls, There is only one
musical instrument in the house—the
spinning wheel. The food is very plain,
but it is always well provided, The Win-
ters are very cold, but are kept out by
the blankets she quilted. On Sunday,
when she appears in the village church,
ner children around her, tbe minister
looks down and is reminded of the Bible
description of a good housewife, "Her
children arise up aud call her blessed;
ber busband also, and he praiseth her."
Some years go by, anti the two oldest
boys want a collegiate education, and
tbe household economies are severer, and
the ealculations are closer, and until
those two boys get their education there
is a hard battle for bread. One of these
boys enters the university, stands in a
pulpit widely influential and preaches
righteousness, judgment and temper-
ance, and thousands during his ministry
are blessed. The other lad who got the
collegiate education goes Into the law
and thence into legislative halls, and
after awhile he commands listening sen-
ates as he manes a plea for the down-
trodden and the outcast. One of the
younger boys becomes a reerebant, start-
ing at the foot of the ladder, but alba:th-
ing on up until his success and his phil-
anthropies are recognized all over aim
land. The other eon stags at home be
cause be prefers farming lifo, and then
he thinks he will be able to take care of
father and mother when they get old.
Of the two daughters, when the war
broke out one went through the hospi-
• tals of Pittsburg Landing and Fortress
Monroe, cheering up the dying and the
homesick, and taking the last message
to kindred far away, so that every time
Christ thought of her he said as of old,
"The same is my sister and mother."
Tbe other daughter has a bright home
of her own, and in the afternoon, the
forenoon having been devoted to her
household, she goes forth to hunt up the
sick and to encourage the discouraged,
leaving smiles and benediction all along
the way.
But one day there start five telegrams
from the village for these five absent
ones, saying: "Come. Mother is danger-
ously ill." But before they can be ready
to start they raxteive another telegram,
saying: "Come. Mother is dead." The
old neighborhood. gather in the old. farm-
house to do the last offices of respect,
but as that farming son, and the clergy-
man, and the senator, and the merchant,
and the two daughtrars stand by the
casket of the dead mother taking the
last look or lifting their little children to
see once more the face of dear old grand-
ma I want to ask that group around the
casket one question, "Do you really
think her life was worth living?" A life
for God, a life for others, a life of un-
selfishness, a useful life, a Christian life,
is always worth living.
; The Door of Eternity.
I would not find it hard to persuade
you that the poor lad, Peter Cooper,
making .glue for a living and then
amassing a great fortune until he could
build a philanthropy which has bad Its
echo in 10,000 philanthropies all over the
country—I would not find it hard to
persuade you that his life was worth liv-
ing. Neither would I find it hard to
persuade you that the life of Susannah
Wesley was worth living. She sent out
one seri to organize Methodism, and the
other son to ring his anthems all through
the ages. I would not find it hard work
to persuade you that the lifetof Frances
Leere was worth living, as she established
in England a school for the scielatific
nursing of the sick, and then when the
war broke out between Fiance and .Ger
t many went to the front, • and with her
own hands soraped the mud off the
bodies et the soldiers dying in the tren-
ches, and with her weak arm --standing
• one night in the hospital—pushing back
a German soldier to his couch, as, all
frenzied with his wounds, he rustled to
the doer and said, "Let me go, let me go
tb my Reba mutter," •major generals
standing back to let pass this angel of
I mercy.
I Neither would I have hard work to
t persuade you that Grace Darling lived
a life worth living—the heroine of the
lifeboat. You are not wondering that the
Duchess of Northumberland came to see
herand that people of all lands asked
for her lighthouse and that the proprie-
tor of the Adelphi theater in London
offered her $100 a night just to sit la the
lifeboat while some shipwreck scene vsas
being enacted.
neleut I know the thought in the minds
hundreds of you to day You say,
"Whileal know all these lived lives worth
living, I don't think iny life amounts to
muck." Ah, nay friends, whether you
live a life conspicuous or inconspicuous,
is is worth living it you live aright, and
I want my next sentence to go down
into the depths of all your souls. You
are to be rewarded, not according to the
greatness of your work. but accordieg to
the holy industries with which you ern
ployed the talents you really possessed.
The tisane/thy of the crowns of heavens
will not be given to people with ten tal-
ents, for most of them were tempted
only to serve theinselves, The vast n:ajor-
ity of the orovnas of heaven will be given
to people who had one talent, but gave
it all to God, and remember that our
life here is introduetory to another, It is
the vestibule to a palace, but who de-
spises the door of a Madeleine because
there are grander glories within? Your
life if rightly lived is the first bar of an
eternal oratorio, and who despises the
first note of Haydn's synaphouies? Ad
the life you live now is all the more
worth Hying because it opens into a life
that shall never end, and the last letter
of the word "time" is the first letter of
the word "eternity I'
INDOOR LIGHTS.
How Japanesit Lanterns and Electricity
Are third With Good Effect.
The luxurious and luoky country
house owners who enjoy the privileges
of electricity have all their table lIglat
now shed from above—the green electric
wires dropped from the ceiling over one
table and ending in a globe of glass con-
taining the lights. Upon this globe fits a
oesiug of rosy silk and a network of gilt
cords, from which, just above the center
of the beard, hangs an aeronaut's basket
of gilded winker filled not with miniature
balloonists, but flowers and vines that
fall out and trail over the cloth,
Japanese lanterns are also suspended
from the ceiling by cords or to wall
brackets with protruding arms.
These lanterns are a trine more ex-
pensive than the cheap ones used in out. -
door illumination'. They are made of
paper, decorated as formerly, but are
lined with mica, and the oandle socket -
18 fact, tin.the eatire bottom—le made of
Hung in the hallways along the stairs.
In the drawing room or wherever a WM1
mild, light is needed, these lanterns are
delightful, The candles within them are
cheap, throw out a naillinP1111 of heat,
and do not attract inmate, all of whioll
are high recommendations for service on
warm evenings. Attention and conse-
quently vast improvement has been given
to the humble bedroom candle we are all
advised to use in place of gas or lamps,
when the mercury climbs very high, and.
instead of turning on the gas one will be
enabled to read musio at the piano by
cool candlelight.
For the piano, too, light bracket,
easily fastened to any instrument, jut
out from either side of the music rack
and hold a candle eaoh. Their shades are
made of silk on strona frames and are
out open on that side turned toward, the
music sheet, but away from the musician.
Under the silk- screen is also fastened
a small reflector. so distributing light
and shade wbere it is needed. The bed-
room candles, which fasten into brackets
at either side the dressing table mirror,
are similarly equipped, throwing broad
rays on the looking glass, but thadows
into the room.
•
•
Two Types of Christian womanhood.
There are two Christian women. We
know them both. They are good, true
and faithful, each to her spbere. • One
attends conventions, makes missionary
addresses, manages societies and collects
a vast amount of money for missionary
and church enterprises, She is doing a
great work for God and humanity, and.
many heathen .homes are transformed
-through her labors. I know another
woman, tinaid and shrinking from public:
gaze. You never see her name among
the delegates to religious conventions,
nor see an account of an able paper that
she has read before some religious body
for the simple reason that she hasn't
read any papers; but I have met her
many a time by the sick -bed of the poor
and destitute, sitting up with the siok
who had no friends, night after nigbt,
and out of ber own slender means pro-
viding food for the hungry, medicine for
the sick, clothing for half -naked children.
No one except her pastor knew anything
of it, yet she also was doing a great work
for God and for humanity.
Not Prom Heaven.
Thirty years ago a steamer which was
about to make its first passage from one
Southern city to another was the scene
of an evening reception, at which a cal-
liope played an important part.
It was the first instrument of the soit
which bad ever been heard in that region,
and. as its peculiar, far-reaching notes
floated out on the evening air, the breasts
of a large part of the colored population
were filled with alarm. Many were the
conjectures as to the source from which
the unearthly sound proceeded.
One old darks, stood listening in silence
for seine time in his doorway, not far
from the scene of the festivities. At last
he spoke in encouraging tones to the
frightened group gathered near the little
house. •
"I tell you what," he said, slowly, I
don' b'lieve dat am Gabriel a-playiza on
his tromp; but if it a.m Gabriel, he's
playing Wait for de Wagon, sure's dis
chile's got ears!"
WONDERFUL INVENTIOA,
The Marconi system of Tel egr.+P h leg
without wires.
There is great interest throughon 1 Eu-
rope In tbe approaching experiments in
the transmission of telegraphic messages
through the air, without wires, from St.
Paul's cathedral in London to the Eiffel
tower in Paris. Tbe discoverer of ibis
system of wireless telegraph is Guglielmo
nlareonl, an Italian only 28 years old. It
,,isfelared by some that this will prove
one of the most important inventions of
the centray when perteeted, for it will
save hell the cost and bait the difficulties
of telegraph lines, and thus make possi-
ble the introduction of electrical commu-
nication to itianY parts of the earth now
shut off en, expense or by stretches of
impassable territory.
The importance • attaohed to young
Marconi's invention is shown by the fact
Shat the Italian government has been ex-
perimenting at a ost of $600 a day for
weeks, and has secured, patent rights for
Italy, all other rights being owned by
Xarconi and 55qe,-1 In his company,
The Real Work.
Tbe real work before the Christian
church to -day is to show that, nhile the
gospel of love has displaced the gospel of
fear, it has done so in the interest of
higher fahristian living. In the past the
gospel of fear restrained men and some-
how at the same time produced men
whose lives were filled with reverence
and hope and holiness. The gospel of
love, if rightly proclaimed, must lead to
a profounder reverence, to fuller and
purer hopes anti to greater holiness.
Otherwise it were better to return to the
old gospel of fear. The freedom of this
new gospel is not a throwing off of the
restraints in life, but a putting of im-
pulses to right in their place; it is the
freedom of the sons of God. The call is
to a freedom in which we can honor God
best by serving man most.
• 6 A Timely Suggestion.
Daughter—=Pa, yon haven't told me
how you like my latest attachment.
Pa --Do you refer to that young
breker, Mr. Hopewell?
Daughter—Yes, sir.
Pa --Well, to tell the truth, I don't
think there is much push in him.
Daughter --Indeed I Well, I will agree
with you. A little more push would im-
prove him,
Pa—So I thought, and I'll take the
occasion to administer it • at 10 o'olook
to -night. •
Of Courge, He Was Not.
Mrs. Wellment—Are you married?
Weary Willie Ondignantlyi—WatI D'ye
t'ink I'd be reIyin' on total strangers fer
support if I had a wife?—Judge.
GUGLIKLMO INIARCONI.
which has already paid him over $60,000.
Experiments made by the German gov-
ernment are laughed at by German sci-
entists, but in Berlin itself Prof. Slaby
carriect out the most successfol experi-
ments by passing a current, without
Wires, through Mick walls and other
obstructions believed to be insurmount-
able by his skeptical colleagues. He had
been present at experiments carried on by
Preece, the chief engineer of the govern-
ment telegraphs in Great Britain, in
London, and had made his own instru-
ments. and is now carrying on public
experiments daily to shove that no known
body has any effect on the passage of the
current from sending direct to receiver.
Most of Europe's great scientists give
the boy as much credit for the discovery
of the value of the vertical wire in con-
nection With existing radiators and co-
berers as they would give him it he had
created the whole elctrical seheree util-
ized in new instruments.
Rill Was at Home.
It was about 2 o'clock in the afternoon
that the Sheriff of 13ucks County rode
U p to 13111 Hooper's cabin at the foot of
the mountain to arrest the naan on a
warrant charging him svith stealing
corn. Bill's wife sat ba the open door
with a pipe in ber mouth, and as the
officer ettme along up she inquired:—
"Sam Davis, you are just the man I
wanted to see. I've heard eau talk a heap
about the Bible, and I want to as you if
Ton really believe that story about Saner
and the whale?"
"Of course I do," was the reply—"of
course. Is Bill around home to -day?"
"How big a Man was joner?" persist-
ed the woman.
" 'Bout as big as I am, I reckon. Did
you say Bill was off huntin'?"
"And did thlt whale mailer him head -
fast or feet-fust?"continued the woman,
as she crowded some fresh tqbacoo into
the pipe.
"Inead-fust, I reckon, though I ain't
disputin' 'bout it and raisin' a row.
Eider Dickman says it was feet -fust but
he wasn't thar no raore'n me. If )3111 is
around home I'd like to see him a min -
"But how did joner live down thar in
that whale till he was out out?"
"Dunno; but he went right on Union
I can't say why the airth goes 'round,
but I know that she do. Isiebbe Bill is
in bed and asleep, Mrs. Hooper?"
"What gits me," continued the womae
calmly ignoring all questions about her
husband, "is why that whale didn't
hang on to Joner when he had him.
What did he oast him up fur?"
"Can't sav," replied the Sheriff, "but
I reckon the Lord wanted things the
way they was, and so they turned out as
they did. I was speakin' to you about
Bill--whar is he?"
"Bill? Oh, Bill is to hozne to -day?"
"Kin I see him?"
"Fur suan. When you rid up be was
cleanin' hts gun out back o' tho house.
but I reckon he's ready fur you by this
time. Jest step around the co'ner,
The Sheriff steppect and ran against the
muzzle of a shotgun held in Bill's
hands. As he recoiled a step or two Bin
asked:—
• "Was you lookin', fur me, Sara?"
"I was," replied the officer. "Yes, I
Inst stopped a mina to say howdy and to
remark that your ole woraan ain't no
fule, and hevin' said it I'll be goin' back
to town. Nice day, Bill—good event:a' to
you, Mrs. Hooper I"
Danger in Ham Sandwiches.
It is said that ham sandwiches may be
blamed as -often as ice cream for cases of
poisoning at picnics. Ptomaines nee pro-
duced by putrefaction and are often but
not alWays poisonous. • In cases of ice
cream poisoning it' has been suggested
that proper care was not taken to cool
the milk immediately after it was taken
from the cow. Chemical changes will
sometimes take place under such eirctins-
stances which do not betray themselves
to the taste. Ham, and. in fact, all albu-
minous foods are frequently rapidly
changed by high temperature, increased
atmospheirie humidity and certain elec-
trical conditions of the air. These
changes are often unaccompanied by any
unusual odor or taste. The presence os
ptomaines is in some cases temporary.
They somethnes evaporate Meat may be
poisonous orte day and harmless the next.
Milk t and meat should be rearefully
guarded at this season of year.
His Reservation.
A THRESHER'S LIFE
ONE OF EXPOSURE TO TOLE ItElfjf
A,.ND CHANGEAOLE WEA.TIIER.
• George—I' just saw you canting from
the conservatory with Miss Goldie.
Esther handsome girl, but too reserved
for me.
Thomas—Yes, I've just reserved her
tor life. •
,
He Easily rauo a Prey to Disease—intone
matiera One of the Nat ti. al Res tits—one
Who Suffered ror upwarcis of It'll° Year*
GIVEIA 11 is Experience.
From the Intelligeucer, Belleville, Ont.
It is doubtful if there Is any other oo-
°Westin more trying to the coostitution
than that of the thresher. Exposed to
the rains and storms of the autumn sea-
son, and at the same time choked with
the dust conSequent upon threshing, he
easily falls a prey to disease. Mr. Jos.
IL Davis, a resident of the townsnip of
Wicklow, Hastings county, follows the
threshing machine for some menthe
every fall. For eight or nine years he
was subject to attacks ef inflammatory
rheumatism. The disease usually nnade
its appearance in the nal, and continued
throughout the winter, causing nos only
mach suffering but great anoonverdemes.
Mr. DAvis' roost serious etteolts occurred
during the winter of las. It first made
itself manifest by the swelling of the
right hand, and before twenty-four hours
had passed the disease appeared to have
gone through the whole system, and the
legs were swollen to an abnormal size,
so ranch so that the joints were not visi-
ble through the swellings. Par ten
months the trouble continued and dur-
ing that period Mr. Davin was unable to
put on hie own clothes, end the pain he
endured almost passed comprehension,
One doctor after another was tried but
without any bettenoiaI results. Then ad-
vertised medicines were tried but with
no better success. "1 eau batelly say,"
sale Mr. Davis, "now much roomier I
spent on doctors and medicine, but it
amounted to a considerable sum, and
yet 1 would anost willingly have given
my farm to be rid of the terrible pain I
was forcedto endure, But nil my (=-
pandit -ruses seemed of ns avail, and I be-
gan to despair of a cure, .At this junc-
ture, acting on the advice of a friend, I
began using Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
The first six boxes I used seemed from,
outward appearances to have had ter
effect, and I felt almost like giving un
In despair, I thought, non/ever, that
possibly that was not a fair trial for one
in nay condition and 1 procured a Rather
supply. By the time I had used three
boxes more there was a considerable im-
provement noticeable, and from that out
each day found me growing better, I
continued using Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills uutil I bad taken eighteen %saes
by which time every vestige of the pain
had left me, and I was feeling in every
respees a new man. I'relieve, too, that
the cure is permanent for 1nave not
known what it is to suffer with rhep-
matism since."
15 will thus be seen that Dr. Williame
Pink Pills xeleased Mr. Davis from the
painful thraldom of rheumatism at a
comparatively small expense after doc-
tors and other medicines had utterly
failed to give him even a fair.measure of
relief. It is obvious therefore that if Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills are given a fair
trial they are sure to bring relief end a
pure. Every bon. of the genuine Pink
Pills has the trade mark on the wrapper
around the box, and the purcbaser can
protect himself from imposition by refus-
ing all others. Sold by all dealers at
cents a box or six boxes for $2.50.
To Fall Back On.
"Simplex ausvvered an advertisezneet
In which soniebody offered to sell him
the sweet for preventing trousers from
getting fringes around the bottom."
"What did they tell him?"
To wear kniokerbockers."
A. Meeting; at Sea.
It was a strange scene.
The vessel was speeding along among
dangerous carrents eff a rock-bound.
shore, and in spite of tee fact that they
knew the ship's commander to be a,
thorough and capable seaman and navi-
gator, the passengers hal, with one so -
cord, demanded that the steevaed's col-
ored subordinate take immediate charge
of the captain's deck.
Their safety depended upon it
The cards were marked.
There never was, and never will be, a
universal panacea, 10 one remedy, for all
ills to which flesh is beir—the very nature
of many euratives being such that were
the germs of other and differently seated
diseases rooted iu the system of the
patient—what would relieve one ill in
Sons would aggravate the other. We
have, however, in Quinine Wine, when
obtainable in a sound unadulterated
state, a remedy for many and greyirms
By its gradual and judicious use, the
frailest systems are led into convalescence
and strength, by the influence which Qui-
nine acne ou Nature's own restoratives.
It relieves the drooping spirits et •those
with whom a chronic state of morbid des-
pondency and lack of interest in life is a
disease, and, by tranquilizing the nerves,
disposes to sound and refreshing sleep—
imparts vigor to the action of the blood,
which, being stimulated, courses through-
out the veins, strengthening the healthy
animal functions of the system, thereby -
making activity a necessary • result,
strengthening the frame, and giving life
to tbe digestive orgens, erbich natnrally
demand increased substance—result, inn
proved appetite. Northrop & Lyman of
Toronto, have given to the public their
superior Quinine Wine at the usual rate,
and, gauged by the opinion of scientists
this wine approaches nearest perfection of
any in the market All druggists sellit.
There is no doubt about the features
being a great aid in estimating chime
-
ten For instance, we can tell a great
deal about a man by the ear. Not his
ear but ours.
Cook Scalded,
A F. Hunt Esq. of Weston glint &
Son, merchants, Quebec: "The cook itt
ray employ scalded her arm severely with
boilbag gravy. 'Quicketnes' on a piece of
linen was applied and the pain oeased In
about ten ininutes, in a week new skin
had grown and the cure was. complete."