The Exeter Advocate, 1897-4-22, Page 7A BLESSED MISTAKE.
MARY MAGDALENE STANDING AT
THE RIFLED TOMB.
Rev. Dr. Talmage Pictures the Working
Day Chris* in Common .A.pparel—The
. Scars of Earth—Glorious Thoughts In-
spired by the Resurrection of Christ.
Washington, April 18. --This sermon
of Dr. Talmage will set its readers to
thinking on new lines and will make
this season of Easter more inspiring than
ever. The text is John xx, 15, "She, sup-
. posing him to be the gardener,"
Here are Mary Magadalene and Christ,
just after his resurrection. For 4000 years
a grim and ghastly tyrant had been kill-
ing people and dragging them into his
cold place. He Md a passion for human
skulls. For 40 centuries he had been un-
hindered in his work. He had taken
down kings and queens and conquerors
and those without fame. In that cold
palace there were shelves of skulls, and
pillars of skulls, and altars of skulls, and
even the chalices at the table were made
of bleached skulls. To the skeleton of
Abel he had added the skeleton of all
ages, and no one had disputed his right
until one Good Friday, about 1,867 years
ago, as near as I can calculate it, a
mighty stranger came to the door of that
awful place, rolled baok the door and
went in and seizing the tyrant. threw
hini to the pavement and put upon the
tyrant's neck the heel a triumph.
Then the mighty stranger, exploring
all the ghastly furniture of the place and
walking through the labyrinths, and
opening the dark cellars of mystery and
tarrying under a roof the vibe a which
were made of human bones—tarrying for
two nights and a cloy, the nights very
dark and the day very dismal, he seizecl
the two chief pillars of that awful palace
and rocked them until it began to fall,
and then laying bold of the ponderous
front gate, 'misted it from its hinges
and marched forth, crying, "I am the
Resurrection!" `That event we celebrate
this Easter morn, Maclellan and Beene-
vean miracles of sound added to this
floral decoration which has set the place
ablooxn.
scone at the Tomb.
There are three or four things which
the world and the church have not no-
ticed in regard to the resurrection of
Christ. First, our Lord in gardener's
attire. Mary Magdalene, grief struck,
stands by the rifled saroopbagus of Christ
and turns around, hoping she cart find
the track of the sacrilegious resurrection-
ist who has despoiled tho grave, and she
finds some one in working apparel come
forth as if to water the flowers or uproot
the weed e from the garden or set to re -
climbing the fallen vim—some ono in
working apparel, his garments perhaps
having the sign of the dust and the dirt
of the otaapation.
Mara Memlalene, on her face the min
of a fresh ehower of weeping, turns to
this worianan ana charges him with the
desecratinn of the twilit, when, lo! the
stranger responds, flinging his whole
soul into out' word which trembles with
all the eweetest rhythm of earth and
heaven, saying, "Mary!" In that peon-
nf accentuation all the incognito
t fell off, and she found that instead of
7 talking with an humble gardener of Asia
Minor she was talking, with him who
owns all the hanging gardens of heaven.
Constellations the clasters of forgetme-
nots, the sunflower the chief of all, the
morning sky and mid -night aurora, flar-
ing terraces of beauty, blazing like a
summer wall with coronation roses and
giants of battle. Blessed and glorious
mistake of Mary Magdalene! "She sup-
posing Min to be the gardener." What
does that mean? It ;imams that we haw
an everyday Christ for everyday work fte
everyday apparel. Not on Sabbath morn-
ing in our most seemly apparel are we
more attractive to Christ than we are in
our everyday work dress, managing our
merchandise, smiting our anvil, plowing
our field, tending the flying shuttles,
mending the garments for our house-
hold, providing food for our families or
toiling with weary pen or weary pencil
or weary chisel. A working day Chris:
In working day apparel for us in our
every -day ton. Put it into the highest
strain of this Easter anthem, "Supposing
him to be the gardener."
In. Working Clothes.
If Christ had appeared at daybreak
with a crown upon his head that would
have seemed to suggest especial sympa-
thy for monarchs: if Christ had appeared
in chain of gold and with lobo diamond -
ed, that would bave seemed to be espec-
ial sympathy for the affluent; if Christ
had appeared with soldier's sash ancl
evrord dangling at his side, that woula
have seemed to imply especial sympathy
for warriors; but when I find Christ in
gardener's habit, with perhaps the flake.
of the earth and of the upturned soil
upon his garments, then I spell it out
that he bas hearty and pathetic under-
standing with everyday work and every-
day anxiety and everyday fatigue.
Roll it down in comfort all through
these isles. A working day Christ in
Itorking clay apparel. Tell it in the dark -
et corridor of the mountain to the poor
miner. Tell it to the factory maid in
most unventilated establishment at Low-
ell or Lancaster. Tell it to the clearer of
rougbest new ground in western wilder-
• ness. Tell it to the sewing woman, a.
stitoh in the side for every stitch in the
garment, some of their cruel employers
• having no right to think that they will
get through the doer of heaven any More
than they could through the eye of a
broken needle whick has just dropped. on
the bare floor from the pricked and
bleeding fingers of the constunptive
sewing girl. Away with your talk about
'hypostatic union, and soteriology of the
council of Trent, and the metaphysics of
religion which would freeze practical
Christianity our of the world, but pass
along this gardener's coat to all nations
that they naay touch the .bena of it and
feel the thrill of the Christly brother-
hood. Not supposingthe man to be
Caesannot supposing him to be Soorates,
but "supposing him to be the gardener."
Oh, that is what helped Joseph Wedg-
wood, toiling amid the heat and the dust
of the potteries, until he could make for
Queen Charlotte the fir:se royal table
service of English manufacture! That
• was what helped James Watt, scoffed at
and caricatured until be could put on
wheels the thunderbolt of power which
roars by day and night in every furnace
of the locomotive engines of America.
That is what helped. Httgh Miller, toil-
ing amid the quarries of Cramarty, until
every rock became to him a yoluane of
the world's biography and he found the
footsteps of the Creator in the old red
sandstone. Oh, the world wants a Christ
for the office, a Christ for the kitchen, a
Christ for the shop, a Cheist for the
eameing ammo, a Christ for the garden,
while spading and planting and irrigat-
ing the territory! Oh, of course ,We want
to see Christ at last in royal robe and be-
diamonded, a celestial equestrian mount-
ing the white hors; but from this Easter
of 1897 to our last Easter on earth we
most need to see Christ as Mary Magda-
lene saw him at the daybreak, "suppos-
ing him to be the gardener!"
Hope for Great Sinners.
Another thing whfch the church and
the world have not noticed in regard to
the resurrection of Christ is that he made
his iirse post mortem appearance to cue
who had. been the seven deviled Mare,
Magdalene. One would. bave supposed he
would have made his first posthumous
appearance to a woman who had always
been illustrious for goodness. There are
saintly women • who have always been
saintly, saintly in girlhood, saintly in
infancy, always saintly. In nearly all our
families there have been saintly aunts.
In my family circle it was saintly Aunt
Phebe. In yours saintly Aunt Martha or
saintly Aunt Ruth. (Me always saintly.
But not so was the one spoken of in the
text.
While you are not to confound her
with the repentant courtesan who had.
made her long locks do the work of
towel at Christ's foot washing, you are
not to forget that she was exocrised of
seven devils. What a capital of demono-
logy she must have been! What a chorus
of all diabolism! Seven devils—two for
the eyes and two for the hands, and two
for the feet, and one for the tongue.
Seven devils. Yet all these am extirpated,
and now she is as good as once she was
bad, and Christ honors her with the first
posthumous appearance, What does that
mean?
Why, it means for worst sinner great-
est grace. It means those lowest down
shall come perhaps highest up. It ineaxie
that the clock that strikes 12 at mid-
night may strike 12 at midnoom 14
means that the grace of God is seven
times stronger than sin. Mary Magda-
lene the seven deviled became Mary Mag-
dalene the seven angeled. It means that
when the Lord. meets us at last he will
not throw up to us what we have been.
All be said to her was "Mary I" Many
people having met her under such cir-
cumstances would have said: "Let mo
see, how many devils did you have One
two, three, four, five, six'seven. What a
terrible piece you were when I first met
you," The most of the Christian women
in our day would have nothing to do
with Mary Magdalene, even after her
conversion, lest somehow they be COM -
promised. The only thing I have to say
against women is that they have not
enough mercy for Mary Magdalene.
Christ put all pathos, and all reminis-
cence, and all anticipation, and all par
don, and all comfort, and all heaven
int) One word of four letters, "Mary!"
Mark you, Christ: did not appear to some
Bible Elizabeth, or 13ible Hannah, or
Bible Esther' or Bible Deborah, or 13ible
Vashti, butto Mary; not to a Mary
against whom nothiag was said, not to
Mary, the mother of Jesus, not to Mary,
the mother of .Tames, nob to Mary, the
sister of Lazarus, but to a seven deviled
Mary.
There is a man seven desiled—clevil
avarice, devil of pride'devil of hate,
devil of indolence, devil of faleeho
devil of strong driale, devil of impurity.
Good can take them all away, 7 or 70.
I rode over the new =allover laitiee
that spans Niagara—a bridge e00 feta
long, 850 feet of chasm from bluff to
bluff. I passed over it without env ere!.
ety. 'Why? Because 22 loemnotivee 2111(1
22 cars laden with gravel Mid tested the
bridge, thousands of people standing on
the Canadian side, thousands stantlina
on the American side to applaud the
achievement And however long the train
of our immortal interests may be, We an.
to remember that God's bridge of mercy
spanning the chasm of sin has been fully
tested by the awful tonnage of all the
pardoned sin of all ages. church militant
standing on one bank, church trium-
pbant standing on the other bank. Oh,
it was to the seven di Aid Mary that
Christ made his first post mortom ap-
pearance.
There is another thing that the world
and the church have not observed in re-
gard to this resurrection, and that is, it
was the morning twilight.
East er Dawn.
If the chronometer had been invented
and Mary had as good a watch as some
of the Marys of our time have, she would
have found 14 was about half -past 5
o'clock a. m. Matthew says it was in the
dawn. Mark says it was at the sunrising.
Luke says it was very early in the morn-
ing. John says it was while it was yet
dark. In other words, it was twilight
That was the o'clock at which Mary
Magdalene mistook Christ for the gar-
dener. What does that mean? It means
there are shadows over the grave un -
lifted, shadows of mystery that are hov-
ering. Mary stooped down and tried to
look to the other end of the crypt. Sbe
gave hysteric outcry. She could not see
to the other end of that crypt.
Neither can you see to the other end
of the grave of your dead. Ne,ither ca,n
we see to the other end of our own grave.
Oh, if there were shadows over thefamily
plot belonging to Joseph of Arimathea,
is it strange that there should be dome
shadows over our family lot? Easter
dawn, not Easter noon..
Shadow of unanswered question! Why
were they taken away from us? Why
were they ever given to us if they were
to be taken • so soon? Why were they
taken so suddenly. Why could they not
have uttered some farewell words Why?
A short question. but a wbole crucifixion
of agony in it. Why? Shadow on the
graves of good men and women watt)
seemed to die before their work was done.
Shadow on all the graves of children
because we ask ourselves why so beauti-
ful a craft launched at all if it was to be
wrecked ono mile outside of the harbor?
But what did Mary Magdalene have to
do ia order to get snore light on that
grave? .She had only to wait. After
awhile the Easter sun rolled up, and the
whole place was flooded. with light. What
have you and I to do in order to get more
light on our (Yeat graves and light up—i
the graves of our dear loved ones? Only
to wait.
Charles V of Spain with his servants
and turches went down into the vault of
the necropolis where his ancestors were
buried, and wont deeper, farther on until
came, 40 a cross arotend which were
arramged the caskets of his ancestors.
Re also found a casket containing the
body ef one of his own family. He had
that casket opened, and there by the em-
balmer's aat be found that the body was
as perfect as 18 years before when it
was entombed But under the explora-
tion his body and mind perished. Oh,
niy friends, do not let at morbidly
struggle with the shadows of the sepul-
cher. What are we to do? Wait. It is not
the evening twilight that gets darker
and darker. It is the morning twilight
that gets brighter and brighter into the
perfect day. I preaoh it to -day. Sunrise
over Pere le Chaise, sunrise over Grey-
friars churchyard, suariee over Green-
wood, over Woodlawn, over Laurel Hill,
over Meant Auburn, over Congressional
burying ground, sunrise over, every coun-
try graveyard, sunrise over the cata-
combs, sunrise over the sarcophagi,
where the ships lie buried. Half .past 5
,o'clock among the tombs now, bat soon
to be the noonday of explanation arid
beatitude. It was in the morning twi-
liglab that Mary Magdalene misteok
Christ for a gardener.
Another thing the world and the
church have . not • observed—that is,
Christ's pathetic credentials. How do
you know it was not a gardener? His
garments said. be was a gardener. The
flakes of the upturned earth scattered
upon his garments said he was a garden-
er. How do you know he was not a gar-
dener? Ahl Before Easter had gone by
he gave to some of his disciples his three
credentials. Be showed them his hands
and his side. Three paragraphs written
in rigid or depressed letters. A scar in
the right palm, a scar in the left palm, a
soar amid the ribs—scars, scars. That
is the way they knew him. That is the
way you and I will know him.
Aye, am I saying this morning too
much when I say that will be one of the
ways in which you and I will know each
other by the scars of earth; scars of a,cci-
dent, scars of siokness, scars of persecu-
tion, scars of hard work, scars of battle,
scars of old age? When I see Christ's
resurrected body having scars, it makes
nee think that our remodeled and resur-
rected bodies will have scars. Why, be-
fore we get out of this world some of us
will be covered with scars all over. Hea-
ven will not be a bay into which float
summer yachts after a pleasuring, with
the gay bunting and with the embroid,
ered sails as fair as when they were first
unfurled, Heaven will be more like a
navy yard where men-of-war come in
from Trafalgar and Lepanto, men-of-war
with =lists twisted by a cyclone, men-
of-war struck on all sides by 74 pound-
ers, men-of-war with decks scorched of
the shell. Old Constitution, old Constel-
lations, floating in discharged from ser-
vice to rest forever. In the resurrection
Christ credentialed by sears. You and I
will be credontialed, and will recognize
each other by scars. Do yea think them
now a disfigurement? Do you think them
now a badge of endurance? I tell you the
glorious thought this morning, they are
going to be the means of heavenly Twig, -
mitten.
There is one more thing that the world
and the church bave not noticed in this
resurrection of Christ, and that is that
Christ from Friday to Sabbath was life-
less in a hot climate where sanitary pru-
dence demanded that burial take place
the same day as death, and where there
was no ice to retard dissolution. Yet,
after three days he comes up so healthful,
so robust and so rubicund Mary Magda-
lene takes him for a gardener. Not sup-
posing him to be an invalid from a hos-
pital, not supposing him to be a corpse
from the tomb, but supposing him to be
the gardener. Healthful by the breath of
the upturned sod, and by a perpetual life
in the sunshine.
Glorious Consolation.
After Christ's interment every celuleat
tissue broke down, and nerve and. artery
and brain were n physiological wreck,
and yet he comes up swarthy, rubicund
and well, When I see after such mortuary
silence such radiant appearance, that
settles it that whatever should become of
the bodies of our Christian dead they are
going to come up, the nerves restrung,
the optic nerve reillumined, the ear drain
a -vibrate, the whole body lified up, with-
out its weakaesses and worldly uses for
which there is no resurrection. Come, is
it not almest time for us to go out to
meet our reanimated dead? Can you not
hear the lifting of tha rusted latch?
Oh, the glorious thought, the glorious
consolation of this subject when I find
Christ corning up without any of the
lacerations—for you must remember he
was lacerated and wounded fearfully in
tbe crucifixion—coming up without ono!
What does that make me think? That
the grave will get nothing of us except
our wounds and imperfections. Christ
went into tho grave exhausted and blood-
less. All the (aureate of his life had
poured out from his wounds. He had
lived a life of trouble, sorrow and priva-
tion, and then be died a lingering death.
His entire body hung on four spikes. No
Invalid of 20 years' suffering ever went
into the grave so white and ghastly and
broken down as Christ, and yet here he
comes up so rubicund and robust she
supposed him to be the gardener.
Ah, all the side aches, and the head-
aches, and the back aches, and the leg
aches, and the heart aches we will leave
where Christ left his. The ear will come
up without its heaviness, the eye will
coine up without its dimness, the lungs
will come up without oppressed. respira-
tion. Oh, what races we will run when
we become immortal athletes! Oh, what
circuits we will take when, all earthly
imperfections subtracted and all celestial
velocities added, we shall set up our resi-
dence in that city which, though vaster
than all the cities of this world, shall
never have one obsequy!
Standing this morning round the shat-
tered masonry of our Lord's toxab I
point you to a world without hearse,
without muffled dram, without tumulus,
without catafalque and without a tear.
Amid all the cathedrals of the blessed no
longer the "Dead March in Saul," but
whole libretti of "Halleluiah Chorus."
Oh, put treunpet to lip and finger to key
and loving forehead against the bosom
of a risen Christi Halleluiah, amen. Hal-
leluiah, amen!
Took It for a Tip.
An officer of the United States Light-
house Bureau tells a good story on him-
self. While on a erip to England he
visited one of the biglighthouses with
an English official. He was examining
the mechanism of the monster revolving
lamp and wished to see how many
seconds would elapse before it completed
a revolution. He took a half-crown piece
front his pocket and placed it on the re-
volving framework. •
Watch in hand he patiently waited for
the coin to come round again to where
he was standing, but no half crown ap-
peared. The seconds lengthened into min-
utes—still no half crown!
"Strange!" he exclaimed. "What ca,n
be the meaning of it?"
In order to ascertain the cause of the
steerage phenomenon, he walked round to
the other side of the lamp, and in doing
so encountered one of the lighthouse men,
who touched his hat and said: "Thank
you, sir," in an undertone.
The man, seeing the coin cosning to-
evta.ds him' had pocketed it, thinking it
was meantfoe A tip.
ICES IN WINTER.
A Practice That is crowing condemned by
High Authority,
T11* prattice of eating ices in winter
is conaint ned by The Hospital, and wo-
men are said to be its chief upholders,
although probably the writer speaks for
England alone. He • says: "It is ladies
who provide ices in midwinter for their
guests; and, so far as a pretty wide an&
careful personal observation can be relied
upoa, it is the ladies who e,at the ices
when provided. A man, be he • yamag,
middle aged or old, is rarely, if ever,
seen partaking of an ice in the month of
December. Is it, then, the fact that
blood of woman is of a higher tempera-
ture than that of man, that ber heart
pulsates with greater vigor, that she is
less subject to the possibilities of mere
collapse due to sudden lowering of the
temperature of the body? Not one of
these questions can be answered in the
affirmative.
"The blood of woman, instead of being
better able to resist the cold than that
of man, is less able, the action of her
heart is not so vigorous and sustained,
her nervous system is much more sensi-
tive. Why is it, then, that wherever a
party of human beings is assembled
under the control and direction of the
more conservative sex, whether the occa-
sion be an at Mine or a small dining
party or apubhia ball,ices anywhere tempt
the feinale palate aud are partaken of at
the risk of the sufferings we have men-
tioned and of others there is not space to
mention. It can only be that the female
mind is so poor in resources that ices
having once been begun and having, been
found agreeable to ladies are brought in
as a matter of course all the year round,
although for the winter months they are
as unsuitable for the stomach as a mus-
lin dress woulii be for outside wear."
Future of the Fur Seal.
—I,. David Starr Jordan, president of
the Bering see, commission for 1896, and
Mr. George Archibald Clark, secretary
to the commission, say in the April
'Forum
:—
TM regulations adopted by the Paris
tribunal of arbitration in 1893 for "the
protection and preservation Of the fur
seal" have signally failed of their object.
This failure is chiefly due tathe treat-
ment of the creature as an object of in-
ternational litigation, not as an animal
having habits and prejudices to which
International statutes must conform if
they are to serve any purpose. In the
compromise aiii 1 ted by the tribunal were
embodied (attain propositions, apparently
fair from the legal side of the case, but
wholly 1, pagnant to the animal. The
only poeaele basis for a , final arrange-
ment icethe protection and preservation
of the fur seal must conform perfectly to
its Itabits. That such a settlement must
finally be made admits of no doubt. It is
not to be supposed for a anoment that
England, Russia and the United States
Win fail to settle so simple a problem, or
that these great nations are so weak or
so barbarous as to allow this wonderful
animal to be wasted. without 'mercy, when
the conditions of its preservation are
fully understood.
To balance land killing against sea
killing, to kill with guns in one sea and
with spears in another, to 1:111 on land
in July and at sea in April and August,
to have a closed zowe of 60 miles and an
open zone of 200—all these compromises
are ingenious on paper, and find their
precedent in the chocks and balances of
constitutional law, but not in the facts
of natural history. How such regulations
affect the animal is not to be settled by
compromise. It is a question of fact,
and. any system of regulations must be
judged from the standpoint of the animal
itself. The whole Bering sea dispute be-
long primarily to natural bisto*, not to
international law. If existing forms of
international law fail to protect a noble
and valuable animal in its migrations or
its feeding exeursions at sea, then more
international law must be written, and
the actual habits of the animal must
determine the nature of such law.
Misjudged.
Charley Marshall was traveling up to
town. He was the pride of our village.
He was but 18, and this was his first ex-
tended trip alone. He felt; as if he were
going to seek his fortune, and the fact
that he wore a new suit of very correct
clothes intensified his enjoyment and his
sense of importance.
At one of the midway stations there
entered an old man who looked the hon-
est farmer. He wore the high "dicky"
and rusty stock of an elder day, and his
clothes were very evidently homemade.
Marley took to him at once. He seemed
it breath from the hills. And when the
old beentlenia,n wandered into the seat
withhim, it was a vivid pleasure to
move along and make hospitable room.
Finally the two began to talk to-
getber, thougb the old gentleman kept a
distinct air of reserve, and, seeing that,
Charley redoubled his efforts to make
the time pass pleasantly.
They reached the city and made prepar-
ations to leave the train.
"Well," said the old gentleman, grasp-
ing his carpet bag and beginning to
move toward the door, "I'll bid you
good evening."
Charley, very conscious of his new
clothes and the splendor with which he
was about to burst upon the great world,
was still loyal to his homely friend.
"Where do you stop?" he asked.
The other hesitated a moment before
answering coldly, "The Phoenix hotel."
"Why, that's where I'm going!" said
Charley. "Let me have your bag. I'll
carry it for you."
Then at last the old gentleman turned
upon him and transfixed hina with a cold
blue eye, in which there was yet a right-
eous indignation.
"Young man," said. he, "I helmet said
nothin about it, but I know ye. I live in
the conatry, but I ain't quite so green
as I may appear. I've read all about ye
confidence men and bunko steerers. And.
as for ye, I don't mind telliu ye I ain't
liked yer looks from the fust!"-eYouth's
Companion. •
• Hydraulic Barber Chairs.
There am barber chairs that are oper-
ated by hydraulic power. The chair is
movable, like any other. • Under the seat
and supporting it is a vertical steel col-
tunn, which is a piston working in a
cylinder in the base of the chair. Adjoin-
ing this cylinder and also within the
base of the chair is a small reservoir con-
taining oil. By means of a pump operated
with the foot oil is pumped front the
reservoir into the cylinder under the pis-
ton, causing the chair to rise. The
pump is so adjusted that a single pros -
SUM on the lover downward to its limit
lets the column of oil flow back into the
reservoir, and the chair is thus lowered.
—New York Sun.
THRIFT OF RUSSELL SAGE.
A. Recent Occurience Which Illustrates
Elt ItUling Passion.
e any stories are lol I, in New York of
the thrift which invariably clutracterizes
ehe hebite and conduce of Russell Sage.
A recent occurrence illustrates in a forc-
ible manner his ruling passion. On Sat-
urday lase, while on Ids way to take an
elevated train, the great financier stopped
at it news stand and began looking over
the papers there on sale. J. Arthur
Joseph, an old friend of the "L" road.
teagnate,,eitane along.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Sage," cried Mr.
Joseph cheerily. "13ttying your evening
papers?"
• "Oh, no, Arthur," replied Mr. Sage.
"No, no; Arthur. Not y.et, .Arthur. Had
quite made up my rnind, Arthem---"
"Well, I'm just going 'to buy mine,"
said Joseph. "What paper do you reed,
air. Sage?"
"Oh, any of them—any of them—or
all of them, Arthur," said Mr. Sage, as
a strange light came into his eyes.
"Well, have a set of them with me;
it's my treat," said Mr. Joseph, and he
handed Mr. Sage a full set of the after-
noon newspapers, for which he counted
our eleven cents.
• "Oh, very kind of you; very kind of
you, indeed, Arthur," said Mr. Sage as
he tucked the newspapers in his inside
pocket, and, taking Mr. Joseph by the
arm, escorted him up the steps in the
rear toward the "L" station.
A train was just pulling up to the
crowded platform as Mr. Sage and Mr,
Joseph, arm in arm, the latter with an
"L" ticket ba his hand, approached the
ticket chopper,
"Good evening, gentlemen," said the
ticket chopper,
who knows Mr. Sage too
well to halt him for the formality of
exhibiting his pass.
The two men ran aboard the train,
the guard slammed the gates and was
about turelease his hand from the bell
rope wben Mr. Joseph discovered that he
had forgotten to deposit his ticket in the
box,
"By Jove, Mr. Sage," said Mr. Joseph,
"look here! I forgot to put my ticket in
the box and I suppose the chopper didn't
stop me because he thought I was your
guest."
"Oh, that's all right, Arthur; that's
all right," said the great !Meader.
"Just give me the ticket, Arthur; give
me the ticket," and snatching the ticket
_Mr. Sage rushed to the door of the car.
"Thomas! Come here, Thomas!" cried
Mr. Sage to the ticket chopper, and the
latter left his box and ran up to Mr.
Sage.
"Put this ticket in the box, Thonias!"
said Mr. Sage. Then rejoining Mr.
Joseph, the great financier said:—
"Arthur, really now, Arthur, I would
have treated you, but it wouldn't be
fair to the stockholders." — Chicago
Chronicle.
A Wail From a King.
Even a king—if he doesn't happen to
be born in Germany or Spain—can learn
something from experience, and can fin-
ally appreciate that the motion of the
world. carries royalty as well as other
things along with it. This possibility is
illustrated in it way at once amusing
and. pathetic) by a letter which the consul
general of the Niger Coast protectorate
recently received from Nana, once a king
of some eminence as African kings go,
but for several years past a sorrowing
exile at Accra, with nothing to do except
to meditate upon the disastrous results
of what, foi: it few days, he thought was
a war with Great Britain. "I used to
think my country big," he writes, "and
no man flt or able to touch me. But I
have now been away from my country
nearly three years and have seen the
world, and I know I have been very fool-
ish." He asks the consul to remember
that wisdom was not to be expected of a
alai] who had never left his native vill-
eve, and says that the first real instruc-
tron he ever received was when the Eng-
lish man-of-war bombarded him. "I
learn big lesson now," the letter pro-
ceeds, "for I lose all rny cargoes, all my
cash, all my houses, and my town is now
only sand and bush. All my people are
Tar away and many of my family killed
by the ship. I thinle your queen she pun-
ish me plenty. I beg you, consul, to ask
queen to let me sit down for my river
before I die. I swear I never do wrong
again, but will make it small place for
tde in one river close for Sapele. I
hear queen have big play for this year
because she live long past other king or
queen. I beg you ask her to have mercy
on me and pity my case." All this is
decidedly unkiagly, but Nana confronts
a condition, not a theory, as formerly,
and shows good sense, if not heroism, by
expressing it desire to turn his royal
mind to trade.—New York Times.
A. Century of Dismemberment.
The idle talk about the integrity of
the Turkish empire deceives nobody to-
day. The dismemberment of Turkey be-
gan over 100 yews ago. In 1783 Turkey
lost the Crimea. In 1880 she lost Greece.
In 1857 Moldavia and Walltichia, the two
Danubian principalities., were united, and
finally became the present flourishing
kingdom of Roumania under Rang
Charles in 1881. in 1802 the Turkish
garrison evacuated Belgarde. and in
1878 Servia, became an independent king-
dom. Bulgaria is virtually independent
under Prinee Ferdinand, and Turkey
quietly acquiesced in the absorption of
eastern Romnelia in 1887. Kars and
Batum were snatched by Russia in 1878.
England seized. Cyprus in the mane year,
and Austria was comfortably installed in
Bosnia and Herzegovina. Where is the
alleged integrity of the Turkish empire
in the face of the above historical facts?
Bosnia and Herzegovina, two essentially
Mussulman provinces, have nothing in
00111131011 with Austria, which now rules
over them.
But when the question of Crete and
Greece comes to be.considered, all Chris-
tian Europe shakes with holy horror at
the 'unreasonable aspirations of Greece in
seeking to free an island iuhabited by a
homogeneous population, professing the
AMMO faith and situated at its very doors.
But in this advanced era of oivilization a
new force, that makes for justice, is al-
ways felt on occasions like this among
civilized nations, and that is publics opin-
ion. While Lord Salisbma, was declaring
in the house of Lords that Crete cannot
be united to Greece, 100 English Liberals
were signing a telegram of sympathy to
King George, and a monster meeting of
30,000 Englishmen in Hyde Park were
passing resolatiotas in favor of Greece.
—Demetrius N. Botassie Grecian Consul
General at New York, in North Ameri-
can Review.
"And he was a flame of hers?"
"Until her father put him out, yes."
WA.S SLOWLY DYING.
THE RESULT OF AN ATTACK OF
LA GRIPPE AND PNEUMONIA.
The Strange Case of Mr. James Owen, of
Joh fi vi lie—Doctors +old Him His Lungs
Were Affected and Ile Could Not Recover
• —Now 10 Good Health.
From the Sherbrooke Gazette.
• Whelk a man faces what medical au-
thorities tell him is oertain death, and
regains health and strength, he is natur-
ally grateful to the medicine that has
restored him. Such a man is Mr. James
Owen, one of the best known farmers in
the vicinity of Johnville, Que. M. Owen
tells his story of sbatttered health and
renewed strength as follows: "On the
174h of December, 1894, I was attacked
with la grippe. A week later the trouble
developed into pneumonia in its worst
form, and I did not leave my bed until
the first of March, 1895, and then I was
so weak that I was unable to walk alone.
All winter my life hung in the balance.
Sutrineer came, and I was still weak and
feeble, though with the warm weather
gained a little strength. I bad however,
but very little power in my legs, and I
could not ride a mile in a buggy owing
to the pain they caused ine. My lungs
also troubled nte and. I raised a great
deal of matter. I then consulted the best
doctor we have in this section of prov-
ince. He told me candidly that I was
past medical help. He said that my left
lung was in a state of collapse, and that
my right lung was also affected. This
was in July, 1895. For the next three
months, every day seemed to draw me
nearer the end. I was so pressed for
breath at times that I could not walk
any distance without stopping to regain
it. In the month of November I began to
take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. It was
certainly a forlorn hope and 1 adroit I
did not expect much benefit from them,
but took them rather to please a friend
who urged me to do so. I believe I was
surprised when I found they were laelp-
ing me, for I thought I was beyond the
aid of medicine, but help me they did,
and I gladly continued their use. The
result is they have made a well man of
me. I have not a pain about me, my
breath comes as freely as it ever did, and
I am strong and vigorous, My case can
be briefly summed up in a few words.
]Jr. Williains' Pink Pills have given ille
a new lease of life and I asn glad to let
everybody know it."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills create new
blood, build up the nerves, and thus
drive disease from the ;system. In hun-
dreds of cases they have cured after all
other medicines had failed, thns estab-
lishing the claim that they are a marvel
among the triumphs of modern medical
science. The genuine Pink Pills are sold
only in boxes bearing the full trade
mark, "Dr. eilliaans' Pink Pills for
Pale People." Protect yourself from im-
position by refusing any pill that does
not bear the registered trade mark
around the box.
Humors of the Law.
Calling a harmless old woman a witoh
is so serious a matter that a late Penn-
sylvania libel case sustains a verdict of
$600 in her favor against a newspaper for
merely reporting the fact that her neigh-
bors said and believed that she was a
witch. When a young woman is culled. a
"witch" or a "little witch" her remedy
is different.
The spirit of litigation finds fitting ex-
pression in the title of the recently re-
ported ease of Damm vs. Hanna. in this
case both parties were women, but the
controversy may not have been less spirit-
ed on that account.
Under the bold heading "Free from
_Errors," a law publishing company an-
nounces that its volumes will be free
from "mistake, erratits, and pages re-
printed to correct errors."
Much has been said recntly about the
right of privacy, but now comes a big
law book which says "public baths are
also necessary to health." This seems to
place a laygenic but bashful person be-
tween the—public—and the deep sea,
TM prohibition of suicide by policies
of life insurance seems to have carried a
step further in a policy lately litigated.
The court recites that "the assured went,
and lived for a time in the State of
Texas, without the consent of the com-
pany, where he died, which was prohibi-
ted by the policy." Tbe company is ap-
parently trying to do a safe business.
Recognized.
Although Lord Tennyson hated the
toadyism of those who love a lion, he did
not always avoid his kind. At one time
he fell in with a party of tourists who
were traveling in the highlands and made
himself indispensable to their daily plea-
sure. Yet they did Rot know who he
was, and when a gentleman who had
met him at length joined the party they
fell upon hien with entreaties.
"Who is that gentleman?" they be-
sought him. "He has been the life and
soul of the party, and we cannot get a
clew to his name. He has baffled us in
every way. He has torn his name from
his luggage and out of the book he was
reading."
And the newcomer told, much to
Tennyson's disgust. But not always were
there those who were able to betray him.
One day a tourist in Scotland asked an-
other who that fine looking gentleman
could be. "That's Alfred Tennyson,"
was the reply, "the American poot."--
Youth's Companion.
• Trimming the Eyelashes.
Cutting the eyelashes to make them
grow may be saccessful, but in most
oases it is not. The practice should be
discouraged, as in wane OffSeS eyelashes
which have been out bave never grown
out fully. Besides, even when they do
they are frequently •like bristles and
rough, and therefore unsightly.