The Exeter Advocate, 1897-1-14, Page 7•
OUR OTTAWA LETTER
MR. LAURiER AND THZ MONT-
REAL BANQ JET:
'gait Taken acd Anglia Len --Where Did
the Money Coto Trout? ---The Bishops
anti the Press--Eleerien Protests.
JP'rorn Our Own Correspondent.]
Ottawa; Jan, fr.--Once more , has Mr.
Laurier honored the , oantry with his
views on the soh ,ot question and the
treaty of settlement that he, Dir. Green-
way and Clifford Sifton negotiated a few
weeks ago. Down in Montreal, one even-
ing last week, the Premier was dined by
a gnthe:r.ng of French Canadians. The
Chairman was French, the speeches—or
nine -tenths of stem—were in the second-
ary language. After his statements to
the English press Mr, Laurier had to he
canefal as to what he said, but it was
impossible for hint to avoid the necessity
of proving to his compatriots that the
Roman Catholics of Manitoba had been
given more ty the liberals than they
could have expected from the Conserva-
tives, had they retnained In power. Let
us have the Premier's own words:—
"In March last, as we know, the Gov-
ernment of Sir Mackenzie Bowell seat
Sir Donald Smith, Mr. Dickey, and Mr.
Dosjardins as commissioners to Mani
tobe—to do what? To put their hands an
the Shoulders of Manitoba and force the
13ove+rnmcj t of that, province oto restore.
asparati schools as they existed before
180J? Not at all, 'but simply to offer a
compromise. But that is not all. The
compromise they offered gave the Catho-
lics much less than has been granted us
by the onneessions to which the Mani -
tofu,. Government consented. The com-
promise which ,the commission of the
late Government offered and were pre-
pared to accept wan much less Advanta-
geous than the eoncessioua which have
been made by the Government of Mani-
toba." •
This was plain speaking, intended to
ahow that the Government's settlement
of the question was such as should be
hailed with joy by the French Canadians
as being more satisfactory than that pro -
period by the Bowell Administration. Mr.
Laurier did not tell his audience why
the Greenway Government, after stating
that is would make no change in its
school law, bad refused the mild arrange-
ment proposed by the Conanrvatives'and
had acoeptod the more drastic plan of
adjustment suggested by the Liberals.
Bub, although Mr. Laurier did not go
thus far in his retrospect of the history
of,'the ease, every Canadian knows right
vell why Greenway sent the Conserve -
t' ves empty away, and went forth to
est the Liberal ambasaciors, Within bis
vn cabinet council room sat the man
rho dictated his action. Clifford Sifton,
distrusted by Greenway and full of am-
' bition to attain a place in the Laurier
; Government, had said that the Conserva-
tives must be rebuffed and the Liberals
received with open arms. To Sifton the
Liberals could give mush; from the
Conservatives he could expect nothing,
Who oan defend such a plot? The Liber-
als have been making a great fuss about
the action of a Cobonrg gentleman in
consenting to make up to an aged civil
servant a few dollars a month of super-
annuation money if this civil servant
resigned his office. They °ail it "con-
spiracy." If that he conspiracy what was
the Sifton-Laurier-Greenway plots The
• personal fear of Greenway, the political
cupidity of Sifton, the political needs of
Laurier,were served by the School ques-
tion deal.
But the Prime Minister, speaking
to an audience of French .Canadian
Roman Catholics, went farther in his
desire to convince them that he' was
anxious that the Separate schools .should
be established in Manitoba. He hinted
at the possibility of the terms of the
'much -lauded settlement's not being car-
ried out by Mr. Greenway. "The Mani-
toba Government has promised," said
the First Minister, "to • grant us the
necessary legislation. If that legislation
prove unsatisfactory, we at Ottawa still
possess the right to introduce a remedial
'bill, and to pass it." Whereat the admir-
ing French Canadiaus applauded uprsar-
1ously. None of the newspapermen who
were present toll us in their reports how
Mr. Greenway, who was a guest .at the
banquet, looked' while these minatory
.sentences were being pronounced. The
'possibility is that, at that particular
moment. as at nine -tenths of the tiwe
.consumed in speechmaking, Mr. Green-
wecoked wise and wished he under-
rstoFrenoh. But was it not rather an
liefair advantage for. the Premier to take
of his fellow-Liberal—to shake his politi-
cal fist under his nose, while the threat-
ened provincial premier was in happy ig-
•noranoe of what Mr. Laurier was saying.
Later in the evening, and, no doubt, be-
, lore anybody bad translated the speech
,fur the. benefit of the Honorable Thomas,
Mr. Laurier said a few words in .Eng -
bah, in which he eschewed Mention of
the schools at all, and fell hack on • his
time-honored aspirations for a united
country. None of ns have any objection
to make to these wishes, but I have not-
iced that when speaking to an English
audience Mr. Laurier is much more ear-
nest in his desire for a thoroughly united
Canada than he is when addre,sing an
audience of French Canadians Mr.
Greenway replied and then thisgreat love
feast of Liberals broke up.
Tait Taken and Anguli tett.
From Toronto I hear that, while Mon-
treal Liberals have been fraternizing, the
faithful in Toronto have had still another
battle royal over the distribution of the
spoils. ' Soule time ago the post of Surro-
gate clerk at Toronto was thrown open
by the death of Dir. Gordon Brown: Im
�med•lately aa dozen or' so good Liberals
'proceeded on the warpath in pursuitof;
the job. The oontest narrowed down, to
two aspirants, Mears. Joseph Tait and
";Frank Anglin,the latter the son nf,a for-
mer Speaker of the House of Commons.
Mr. Tait, by grace of the Mowat Govern-
. silent, was the minority representative
' for Toronto in the legislature for two
terms. When the pity was dividedinto
four constituenoles he was snowed under
by. Mr. Marter, the, gentleman who, until;
a short time ago led the Coneervatlyes.in
'the Legislature For'. many years Mr.
"•''Talthas been a faithful hnnohman'of air.
Oliver Mowat. From end to`end of the
'province be has journeyed, speaking and
mro
working in favor' of the I,' beret party,
and, although a strong Pronibitionlet,
acting as the intermediary itetween the
Government and the gentlemen intereated
in the liquor trade. After the defeat of
the Conservative Adminisrra,ion in June
last Mr. 'Tit peeked his valise and has-
tened to Ottawa in search of en appoint-
ment to the Senate. He was unsuocess
tut, and renewed his pursuit of the
Osgnude hall office. • in the meantime lilt.
Anglin, who is a Roman Catholic and
who possesses considerable weight in
local polities, was not letting the grass
grow under his feet. He secured the aid of
Hon. Charles Fitzpatrick. the Solicitor -
General, and telt himself sure of the
appointment until one fine day last week
when the Liberal papers announced that
Dir. Tait had been given the office. Mr.
Anglin and Mr. Anglin s friends are' in
a state of tremendous indignation. They
point out that for years Mr. Tait was In
receipt of "acknowledgements" of his
services to the Liberal party. They say
that Mr. Tait is a rich roan, well into
his seventh decade, while Mr. Anglin is
a youn; end struggling lawyer. The
truth of Dir. Honore Beaugrand's pro-
phecy that his friends would be falling
over each other in their desire' to get at
the soup, Is being proved in Ontario as
well as iu Quebec.
Where Did the money Come From
Clifford Sifton like young Loohinvar,
has Dome out of the West, and has pro-
ceeded to pnrobaso a ten thousand dollar
residence in the Capital. When W'inui-
peggnrs henrd of this purchase their eyes
opened wide. They remembered that Mr,
Sifton owed the oity some thousands of
dollars Even the Winnipeg Liberal paper
mentioned the fact. Let the independent
paper give its view:—
Ordinarily, says the Nor'wester, the
private investments of public men are
exempt from journalistic criticism. But
-to' that salutary. rule., the, publip interests,
sennatinies requires an exception to he
made. It is certainly in the interest of
the taxpayers of Winnipeg that the atten-
tion of the City Counoll should bo
directed to the investment mentioned in
the despatch. The Honorable Clifford
Sifton, It is to be remembered. lea debtor
to the City of Winnipeg for a very con-
siderable sum, which for years he has
expressed his inability to pay. Mr. Sifton,
some time ago, by means whish do not
detract from his reputation for smart-
ness,suooeaded in obtaining a loan from
the *Winnipeg Sinking Fund upon secur-
ity which, when it Dame to be realized
upon, was found to bo practically worth-
less. That loan, with interest and other
charges, now amounts to some $7,000.
'rho utmost Mr. Sifton has evernonsented
to do toward liquidating that indebted-
ness is to offer to hand over to the olty
the property is question with a small
cash payment, the whole amounting to.
some $2,000, in full acquittance of the
city's claire against him. Needless to
say, such ' an astonishingly inadequate
composition has nut been accepted by
the city. So Mr. Sifton has snapped his
fingers at the city and will pay nothing.
Under some circumstances, Mr. Clifton's
conduct in thisrespeatmight be tolerated,
if not condoned. Ware this, for instance,
one of those boom transactions where a
man has bought property that has sub=
sequently depreciated in value, and,
doing the best he oat] under the oiraum-
stences, offers to surrender the property
and all he has paid on account of it in -
composition of his debt, the public nf
Winnipeg, which knows what boom debts
are, wnuid be disposed to take a lenient
view of lir. Sifton's position. But this
was no such unfortunate speculation for
Mr. Sifton, whatever it may have been
tor the city. Mr. Sifton received from
the city nothing , of n fictitious value:
his share of the transaction was to
pocket a substantial sum of cold cash,
If, again, Dir. Sifton presented that
spectacle said to be dear to the Gods nf
"an lxoneat man, struggling with ad-
versity," the publio might be disposed to
commisserate rather than to censure him.
But Mr. Sifton Is not poor. As a private
individual he had ono of the most
remunerative legal praotioesIn Manitoba.
As a member of the Greenway Govern-
ment his riches increased in a truly
surprising manner. He now ostentati-
ously proclaims his affluence by purchas-
ing a costly mansion to benefit his state
as a member of the 1)omia1on cabinet. A
journal having at heart the interest of the
ratepayers of Winnipeg would be wanting
in ate duty did it'fail to direct attention
to the opulence of which this $10,000
investment is the evidence, and suggest
that the City Council take irnmediato
steps to collect the $7,000. Mr. Sifton
owes it. It may be very gratifying to the
struggling people of the West to know
that the dignity of Manitoba is being
upheld in Ottawa by the Minister of the
Interior having a princely mansion
Wherein to dwell: but the ratepayers of
Winnipeg who find it no easy matter to
meet their heavy tax bilis and pay their
creditors 100 cents on the dollar, find
very little consolation in the fact that
all this magnificence is being paid for
with their money. Every working man
in the City is having to pay his share to
make good the deficiency in the Sinking
Fund represented by Mr. Sifton's bad
debt. One further comment is also justi•
liable under the circumstances. A public
man h. supposed to have some sense of
honor and a due regard for his promises.
If be have not euoh in his personal. deal-
ings, he eon seemly be expected ' Eli dis-
play such in public affairs. Mr. Sifton's
810.000 investment, in view •of his finan-
cial relation with the City of . Winnipeg,
does notafford a favorable augury of his
career as a ruler of Canada.
But, alas and alack, the Nor'wester
forgets, when it talks of collecting this
account, that Mr. Sifton cannot be com-
pelled to cash up unless he so desires. •
And it is evident that Mr. Sifton would
much prefer to continue as Winnipeg's
exalted debtor than to pay up this seven
thousand dollar bill. Mr. Siftori's'an-
nual salary by a curious ooinoidanoe to
just. 87.000 per. year. To the Honorable
Clifford it probably seems ridiculous to
ask him to pay up an entire year's
earn-
ings when therm is no legal means of
compelling him to do so.
.Toe Martin, whom Sifton supplanted,
was charged with .partlsan crookedness,
bus as far as personal' disregard of the
teachings of the deoalogue went , Martin.
was not held guilty. tits. recreant friend
Sifton seems to have beaten 'liis Mende,
beaten the Manitoba Government and
beaten the City' of Winnipeg. Great is
Clifford, Sifton. •
The Bishops and the Frosts:
English Canada looks with interest
on the warfare being waged in the French
province •.between the bishops and a
section of the press. The old struggle
between the Galilean and the Ultra-:
xnontanb sohools seems to . be in a fair
way to be renewed, Their Lnrdshipa, seem
to be acting in concert, but it is incon-
ceivable ;that amongst the clergy there,
may not be more' liberal minded men
who will understand that the hands of
the 'clock cannot be put 'bank. Mr.
Paoaud, tha editor of the proscribed
L'Electeur'is making a strong bid for
public sympathy, and is getting it, even
irom those who know that for years he
has been a vary unscrupulous organist of
the Liberal press, Mr Panted is in luck,
even though his paper hes' been block,
Hated by ti,e bishops who have refused
the samttments o,1 the`•ohuroh to its read
ars, 'aha' bishops should go on and de-
nounce Mr. Tarte's Cultivateur. Not
•long ago the Cultivateur said that the
dlergy were citizens who had not .the
'charge of families on their hands at.d
who were not fathers of ohildrendestined
to earn their bread by the sweat uf their
brows. This language is quite as coo-
tuxuaoions as any employed by L'Ele o ear.
'she offence or the latter paper onnsited
in saving that Monsignor. Langerin had
not the right to columned the Roman
Cathollos ie Manitoba to attend particu-
lar sohoole if they do not so desire. But
the power ni Mr. Tarte has dissuaded the
bishops from taking hold of his errors
with a view to punishing their author
As has been said before in this . corres-
pondence, the subject luta no polities'
aspect. We in English Canada desire t:'
see the whale people enjoying the rights
that are granted to them under our law.
The bishops of Qaebeo, it is true, act as
the spiritual superiors of thnse to whom
they speak and of course their mande-
ment would have no effect at all were it
not that the people are content to allow
them to exercise authority of this kind.
Election .?infests.
In June last protests were filed in this
Province againat eleven Conservatives,
Tbo gentlemen of the Liberal party had
only one protest to fight, that against
Bon, W. Paterson. In six ridings, North
Perth, East Durham, East Northumber-
land, East York, West Toronto, and
North Grey the protests were dismissed.
In three Conservative ridings, South
Brant. North Ontario and East SiWcoe,
the Peanut were successful and the'seaits.
are vacant. "peaking of protests, that
against. Mr. Hackett, a Prince Edward
Island. Conservative, has been successful,
The Liberal heelers who brought the ease
against Mr. 1tnekett had sixty charges
against him, not one of which was sus-
tained, The member was unseated on
the testimony of a witness who swore
that one of Mr. Hackett's friends had
bouamht him a drink. Mr.Haekett's coun-
sel showed that this witness had twice
been in jail for bribery and attempting
to buy votes. Nevertheless, under the law
of the land Mr. Hackett was compelled
to lose his seat on the testimony of this
rogue. In the general election Mr. Hac-
kett was elected by n fairly large majority.
in the bye election the Government wits
pour money and men into the riding and
will do its best to tele the seat.
A Doctor's It Ily Ways.
The physician look troubled.
"Do you know anything about the
Turners?'' he asked, at last.
"Why do you want to know?" in-
quired his wife. "I have met Mrs
Turner a number of times, and she
seems to be n very pleasant, well-bred
woman, who—"
"Oh, I don't care anything about
that," interrupted thephysioian, quiekly.
"I was thinking about Mr. 'turner's
flnannial condition."
"I think he pays his bills very prompt.
ly.,, -
"I know he doesl" exclaimed the phy-
sician, impatiently. "But is ho really n
wealthy man, or is he only moderately
well off?"
"I don't see what business that is of
yours," suggested his wife.
"I want to prescribe for his wife."
"What's the matter with, herr'
"Nothing. That's just the difficulty.
She complains of a feeling of lassitude
and all that, and I must humor her or
lose all the family as patients."
"1 don's just
"Ohl uf coarse you dont. You've been
a doctor's wife for ten years and you
don't know anything about the pro-
fession yet."
`!But what effeut tan his wealth have
upon your proscriptions?".
"Why, the whole thing depends upon
that in a aaae like this. If I have no idea
what he is Worth, how am I to know
whether to advise a visit to the south of
France or simply a little exercise?"—Tit.
Bits.
An Independent Stage Driver.
Eastern tourists who cannot differenti-
ate between a California stage driver and
en eastern coachman moot with a rude
shock in the wild and woolly west, and
they soon learn that the Californian is a
knight of the reins several grades higher
in the social scale than the menial uf
the east.
There is an old driver at Monterey
who is determined that his patrnns shall
)Hake no mistake regarding his extra
status, and in a quiet way he cheeks all
attempts to make a servant of him. A
short time ago he was driving a party of
tourists about when one querulous old
lady who had annoyed him not a little
by her air of superiority asked:—
"My man, do you know the name of
that wild flower?"
"Yep," he replied, and flicked one of
his leaders with his whip.
She paused a moment for hire to give
the name, but he merely clucked to the
wheelers.
"Driver, .do ',you know the name of.
that flowe>:P."` she repeated, in an imper-
ions tone. G
"Yep; get up there. Billy.'
.Again the, waited and again demand-
ed:---,
"Man, don't you know the name of
that flower?"
"Yep, g'long there, Peter"
"Then why don't you tell me?"
"Oh, you want to know, too, do you?
That's a wild rose." "—San Francisco Pont.
Wouldn't Use False Keys.
The'nntion that alcohol may do good
because for an instant it seems to do
good, was well answered by a physician's
response to a man who was too muuh
given too the pleasures of the table. The
man had said to the doctor:—
"What do you think of the influence
of alcohol on the digestion, doctor?"
"I think its influence is bad," said the
physician.
"But a tittle whiskey taken just be-
fore a meal is the Only key that will open
my appetite doctor."
"I don't believe in opening things
with false keys," answered the dootor.
This responsewas particularly applic-
able, for a falsely stimulated appetite is.
a sure prelude to indigestion.
Up Againstlt.
Riffet—That was a terrible accident. that
happened to 'the air ship.
Sparks --What was the trouble?
"They ran into a 'Chicago cloud. "—
ISife.
A Lucky Thing.
He -I loved you better than ydu knew.
She—Sometimes we don't' know lie
worst.
HOW PLANTS'SPREAD.
They Bove Ways or Their ONqu for Getting
Over the Ground,
Thee dandelion is au Old World flower
not tattle,' iu A.mericu, save far to the
north aud un some of the highest 'of out
'Western maulrtainS.. But Somehow, it
•was brought here. perhaps from Eng.
land 111 old colonial.. titles, says "Si.
Nicholas." Now we' see its golden
heads and 'feathery balls at every
grassy roadside, this "clocks" the boys
and girls blow to tell the hour. A few
years ago farmers in the Northwest
found a new weed, a vile, prickly
weed, in their wheat fields. In a very
short time this weed, the Russian
thistle, has spread over wide arear
of the best farm land in that part
of the country. and has done great
injury to the crops.
How do 'these plants spread so fast
and so far? They are not carried
about and planted. No one would be
so foolish as to sow Russian thistles.
The mother plant must have ways
of her own for sending her offspring
abroad Into the world. Plants propa-
gate themselves in two ways, from seed
or from buds. Sons,+:,rites these buds
are borne ou slender runners- A
strawberry plant. atter it has bias-
somed, begins to send out such rowHers, . with buds, unfolding tufts of.
leaves, along them. These tufts are
at first connected with the parent
plant, but later the runners between
break away, and each tuft becomes a
new plant. Many grasses, like Ber-
muda grass and the troublesome quick
or couch grass, have creeping stems,
each point sending out a bunch of
roots•bcilow and a. bud on the upper
side. If you try to hoe up such
grasses, you only make matters worse,
for each point when out off is ready to
form an independent plant. Such
grasses spread very fast, and soon take
possession of the land they get into,
PASTIMES OF ROYALTY,
Iiow Some Queens and Empresses Emnloy
Their Leisure Bloruents,
The Belgian Queen and Austrian
Empress in former days employed
their leisure moments with "breaking
in ' pet ponies; but of late the Belgian
Queen has preferred the study of litera-
ture, and the Austrian Empress of
Greek. The Dowager -Empress of Rus-
sia and the Princess of Wales have
mates ' entirely in common; both are
devoted to art embroidery, painting in
water colors and are wonderful adepts
at millinery.
The Queen of Servia, while indulg-
ing in all the luxuries due to her rank,
eschews a soft bed and the tempting
down pillow. She • sleeps on a hard
divan, with a hard and unyielding
mattress, andivitbout the•vestige of a
head rest. The consequence is that
her figure is perfect, and the carriage
of her head stately and natural. The
royal family of Servia has never been
permitted as children to indulge in a
pillow, consequently the absence is no
deprivation to the beautiful Queen.
Don't Give Up.
Sorrow casae to you yesterday and
emptied your home. Your first ini-
pulse now is to give up and sit down
in despair amid. the wrecks of your
hopes. But you dare not do it. You
are in the line of battle, and the crisis
is at hand. To falter a moment would
be to imperil some holy interest. Other
lives would be harmed by your paus-
ing. Holy interests would suffer,
should your hands be folded, You
mustuot linger even to indulge your
grief. Sorrows are but incidents in
life, and must not interrupt us. We
must leave them behind, while we
press on to the things that are before.
Then God has so ordered, too, that in
pressing on in duty we shall find the
truest, richest comfort for ourselves.
Sitting down to brood . over our sor-
rows. the darkness deepens about us
and creeps into our heart, and our
strength changes to weakness. But if
we turn away from the gloom, and
take, up the tasks and duties to which
God calls us, the light will come again
and we shall grow stronger.
"When all our hopes are gone,
'Tis well our hands must still keep
toiling on
For others' sake;
For strength to bear is found in duty
done;
And be is blessed, indeed, who learns
to make
The joy of others cure his own heart-
ache-"
—J. R. Miller, D.D.
'Cheerful Girls.
Good and healthy girls are.almost al-
ways cheerful. No novelist would
consider} his youthful heroine complete
if a "ringing laugh" were omitted from
the list of her charms; and in real life
the girls who do not laugh now and
then are seldom trusted -or liked ` by
their. companions. Even beauty will
not save tl•iem. A belle who fails to
understand the jest of her admirers
and smiles in amiable bewilderment
while other people are laughing is soon
left with no consolation save to wonder
what anybody can see in her rival—a
girl with "tip -tilted" nose,perhaps,
and a lame mouth and freckles, but
the Happy possessor of a pair of merry
eyes and a cheerful mind, The gift of
gayety is indeed of great value; but it
must be gayety which originates in a
kind and cheery heart, not that which
is born of mere excitement of gratified
vanity.
Joining the Church.
Joining the church is in one sense a
very small affair, It makes no differ-
ence whatever
iffer-encewhatever in your life in one sense.
It is simply the open confession of what
you already believe in your soul. .In
anothersense itis of the utmost 'im-
portance. It means the open alliance
of your life's powers with those whom
you believe to be battling on the right
nide in 'this great moral conflict. It
means that your 'influence with men
shall be for the right.—Rev. J. P. Eg-
bert.
WHY HIS WIFE DIDN'T OBJECT.
nerves Wasn't Doing Any 'Worrying dont
Could Stay Out Ail, Night,
"Really, boys, I have to quit," said
the man with the biggest stack of chips
in front of hien as he. gathered its tate
other jack pot.
"Olt: coxae off, that's net square,"
declared the biggest loser.
,.5; ht• ?"
"You've got all the chips. .Aren't
you going to give the rest of us a
show ?,:
"That's not it. You' know I don't
care for your money, blit--"
"You're getting; it."
"Maybe I am. But 1 really oiust
quit. You see, I am married. You
fellows are single. It isi2 o'c:lock now;
and if I don't get home I will be in a
pretty mess. As it is I expect to 'find
my mother-in-law and my wife wait-
ing for ale, You are not married."
"I axe," declared the man whose luck
had just returned.
"And you are going to play all
night?"
"If t want to."
"And drink ?"
"Bet your life."
"Anti smoke?"
„Vert."
"Your wife won't say anything to
you when you get home'"
"Not a word."
"Doesn't she object to yam• playing
poker, drinking and smoking all
night ?"
"Oh, I don't know. I am not wor-
rying about it: Stay all night'."
"There; you see it's a bluff ! de-
clared the biggest loser,
"It's all very well for Harvey to
talk about the way he has his wife
trained, but I can't do it," returned
the man with the biggest stack. of
ohips, "but I tell,you what I will do,
I'll give my ,stack if he will tel' me
bow he manages it,"
"Done!" cried the man whose luck
had turned, as he reached for them.
"My wife is out of town visiting some
friends,"--Chieago Times -Herald.
ANIMAL HUMBUGS.
Tricks of Our Friends to Obtain Favors and
to Avoid Rork.
inc military stables horses are known
to have pretended to be lame in order
to avoid g.ling to a military exercise.
A chimpanzee had been fed on cake
when sick. After his recovery he often
feigned coughing in order to procure
dainties.
The cuckoo, as is 'well known, lays
its eggs in. another bird's nest, and, tc
make the deception surer, it takes away
one of the other bird's eggs. Animals
are conscious of • their deceit. as iP
shown by the feet that they try to act
secretly and noiselessly; they show e
sense of guilt if detected; they take
precautious in advance to avoid dis-
covery; in some cases they manifest
regret and repentance. Thus. bees
which steal hesitate often before and
after their exploits, as if they feared
punishment. -
A uaturalist describes how his monk-
ey committed theft. While he pre-
tended to sleep the animal regarded
him with hesitation, and stopped every
time his master moved or seemed on
the point of awakening.
The Second Marriage.
"13:0w cosy you do loot:!" I could
not help saying as 1 sank into an easy
chair oppos to my two old friends
whom 1 had not met in five years.
"We are enjoying our second marri-
age," answered my friend with a merry
laugh.
"Your second marriage!" I looked at
her in amazement. 1 knew she had
never married any man except the one
beside her, and she has been his wife
over thirty years.
"You see," she continued, tucking a
silvery hair neath the dainty cap,
"when Will and I first married, we
had only each other to think of and
care for. To this day I love to think
of those first two years. Then a little
one came to share our affection. What
with making dainty little dresses and
keeping busy hands' and feet out of
mischief, 1 could not always think to
have my husband's slippers by the fire,
or his hat and gloves in just the right
place. As the years passed and our
children grew, our interest was cen-
tered in their welfare; we had less time
to think of each other; now they are
married and settled 'in homes of their
own, and we have gone back just where
we started._ with only each other to
care for."
"And do you enjoy it the same?" I
asked.
"More," she answered quickly; "then
we had to learn each other's likes and
dislikes; now we know them and can
gratify each other's wishes, almost
before they are spoken."
I watched them during the day, and
noticed how careful he was to do all
little errands, to save her steps, and
stow quietly she arranged everything
for his comfort. When he praised the
lunch her eyes brightened, : just as I
imaginethey did in those first years.
We lingered long at the table, chatting
of old times and old friends. His voice
was as strong, and his laugh was as
hearty and fresh as years ago, while
she had lost none of her peculiar
powers of entertaining.
•1 wondered then, and many times
since, why there could not be many
more such second marriages. Why,
as the years pass instead of drifting
apart, husbands and wives could not
be drawn more closely together, help-
ing .and cheering each other in their
declining years, until they. pass over
the river and sit down to the marriage
supper of the Lamb. ,
What the Doctor Said.
"Husband, what did the doctor say
about me ?" -
"Iie said that you must give up re-
ligion and take to drink."
"What?"
"Well, he sa
ldou
y must stop -doing
so much churchwork and take a
tonic."
UNEQUAL ANATOMY.
'Strange Differences i tl,e EYe•s a.! Ulhei!!" •..
flirts rat the Body.
Some curious features are noted in
the inequality in size and influence of
oorieicponding parts of the I t uman body,
says an exchange. The ears on the
same head are, probably- More alike
than any other of: the t,vin organs of
the body. Nevertheless, they vary as
regards thickness, length; shape and
position most remarkably in different:
individuals, If the eitr, However, ort
one side is delicate in, size and .contour,
the other will be the same,, While if the
one looks like a dried fig the other.
duplicates it in form and color. But
with the eye it is different, 'l o say
nothing of the fact that one eye•is gen-
erally moreopen than the other, all.
oculists agree that the eaten where the
seeing power of the two are equal
the same head are very rare. Usually
men use the right eye the most..
Watchmakers, engravers, ' "microsco--
pists and mariners using the telescope
apply their right eve to the instrument
and generally overwork that organ.
There is no good reason why both eyes
should not be equally strong, but they
are not. Tailors agree that the right
shoulder is almost always lower than
the left. This they account for by the
universal habit men have of resting
the left elbow on the desk while writ-
ing, and to the equally prevalent prac-
tice of those who carry heavy burdens
resting them on the right shoulder.
As regards the arms and legs, there
is generally but slight difference. In
the size of the hands and feet there is
commonly a great variation, and, cur-
iously enough, while it is the right
hand that is generally bigger, it is the
left foot that often requires a larger
sized boot or shoe. Glovemakers give
the proportion of large right hands as
900 to 1000, which, by the way, ap-
proximates to the proportion of right
handed persons in the community. The
size of the band is generally increased
by labor. If ladies are to be trusted
as to the size of the gloves they wear,
the human hand has grown smaller
within the last twenty or thirty years.
But glovers tell a difierent story. They
confess to snaking all ladies' gloves a
half size smaller than they really are.
This, 'they say, is because ladies al-
most invariably ask for a size smaller
glove than they should wear.
There is nearly always a difference
in the size of the hands. This is sa
♦narked that the glove that fits the
right hand wilt wrinkle on the left,
looking in feet, too large. The leit
foot, as a rule, is the larger. While
the right hand and arm are generally
better developed and stronger, the op-
posite leg corresponds in those partic-
ulars, It is found that in athletic
persons the advantage of strength is
often with the left foot, That is the.
foot we habitually stand upon, and it
is the left foci that leads off in the
walking. A maxi uses the left foot
most on the bicycle, and even more so
in mounting a. horse. While the con-
stant use of the right hand is a ntattet
of training (monkeys use both equally;
the more frequent use of the left foot
would seem to be a general habit,
hence that foot is in many cases the
stronger, Je
A Smart Arithmetic Man.
A Chinaman flied, leaving his pro-
perty by will to his three sons as fol-
lows : "To F uenhtten, the oldest, one-
half thereof ; to Nupin., his second sou,
one-third thereof, and to Ding -bat, his
youngest, one -ninth thereof,"
When the property was inventor
ied it was found to consist of nothing
more nor Iess than seventeen elephants,
and it puzzled these three heirs how to
divide the property aecording to the
terms of the will without chopping up
seventeen elephants, and thereby ser-
iously impairing their value. Finally
they applied to a wise neighbor, Suen-
punk for advice. Suenpunk had an
elephant of his own. He drove it into
the yard with the seventeen, and said :
"Now, we will suppose that your
father left these eighteen elephants ;
Fuen-huen, take your half and de-
part." So Fuen-huen took nine ele-
phants and went his way.
"A.ow, Nu -pin," said the wise man,
"take your third and go." So Nu -pin
took six elephants and traveled.
"Now, Ding -bat," said the wise man,
"take your ninth and begone." So
Ding -bat took two elephants and
vamoosed. Then Suen-punk took his '
own elephant and drove him home
again.
Query: Was the property divided
according to the terms of the will?
A Hare Stone' Bunted for Lina.
"While up near the Point of Rocks,
Frederick County, Md., some days
ago," said a prominent geologist, "1
visited the quarry from which the stone
that constitute the famous pillars in
the old hall of the House of Represen-
tatives, otherwise known as the
National Statuary Hall, was quarried.
The stone is known to geologists as
breccia, though the common name is
'pudding stone,' from its peculiar
formation. It is a limestone conglom-
erate, though uoarly a true marble.
Itis a handsome as well as a remark-
ably interestin formation to geolo-
gists as well a, to others. • Strange to
say; however, there is no demand for
it, though it is easily sawed into slabs
for table covers. etc.
"The day I was there I saw great
quantities of it broken, up and thrown
into kilns and burned into: Iime. It
make% a very desirable lime, and par-
ticularly for a• fertilizer. What made
me feel sad was that this wonder of the
World, 'for it is found nowhere else in
the world in such perfection, cannot
be turned into other uses. It .seems a
pity to have to burn it into lime, when
there are any quantity of limestone
that will do so well for such uses,
though there is but one such a find o2
breccia in this wide world."
An Object Lesson,
TeacherNow, if L take yoL}r slain
pencil, what can 1 do with it? Little
Boy -You can turl your hair.