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The Exeter Advocate, 1896-12-24, Page 7WORK AFTER DEATH. Did. TALMAGE'S IDEA OF EMPLOY- MENT IN HEAVEN. A trni nteYlew or the ?Celestial World-. Employment Suited to the Worker-11tu- eleians, Soldiers. flistn•fans, Artists; All Will rind Congeutai Occupation. Washington, Deo. 13, --Dr. Talmage's Hermon to -day gives a very unusual view of the celestial world end is onenf the most unique discoursesof the great preaoher..The text is Eieklei i, 1, "Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, In the >,uthrtll mnnth, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened," Ezekiel, with others, had been ex. patirated, and while in foreign slavery, standing on the banks of the royal canal whiehhe and other serfs had been con- demned to dig by the order of Nehu- ohaduezzar—this royal canal in the text called the river of Chebar=-the illustri- ous exile had visions of heaven. Indeed t is almost always so—that the bright- est visions of heaven Dome not to those who are on mountain top of prosperity, but to some John on desolate Patmos, or to Rome Paul in Mainertine dungeon, or to some Ezekiel standing on the backs of a ditch ho had been coinpolled to dig --yea, to the weary, to the heartbroken. to those whom sorrow has banished. The text is very particular to give n' the exact time of the vision. It was in the thirtieth year and in the fourth month end in the fifth day, of, the month, So you have had visions on earth you shall never forget Ynu remember the year, you remember the month, you remember the day, you remember the hour. Why may we not have some such vision now and it be in the twelfth month and in thirteenth day of the month? The question is often silently asked, nigh perhaps never audibly propound- ed, "What are our deported Christian friends doing now?" The question is more easily answered than yon might perhaps suppose. Though there has conte no recent intelligence from the heavenly city, and we seem dependont upon the story of 18 peuturios ago, still I think we may from strongest inference decide what are the present ocnnpations of our trnnsferrod kinsfolk. After God had made a nature he never eradicates the chief oheracteristic or its temperament. Yon never knew a plan phlegmatic in temperament to Leeome etanguine in tatnpernmeut. You never knew a man sanguine in temperament to become pbleamatio in temperament. Conversion plants new principles in the soul, but Paul. an John are just as different from each other after conversion as they were different from each other before conver- sion. if conversion does not eradicate the prominent characteristics of temper- ament neither will death eradicate them. Paul and John aro asditferentfrom each other in heaven as they were different from each other in Asia Minor. You have, then, only by a sum in sub- traction and a sum in addition to de. tide what are the employments of your departe:1 friends in the bettor world. You are to subtract from them all earthly grossness and add all earthly goodness and then you ere•to come to the conclu- sion that they are doing now in heaven wbat in tbeir best moments they did on earth. The reason why so many people never start for heaven is because they could not stand it if they got there if it should turn out to be the rigid and for- mal place some people photograph it. We like to come to ohuroh,but we would not want to stay here till next summer. We like to hear the "Hallelujah Chorus," but we would not want to hear it all the time for fifty centuries. It might be on some great occasion it would be possibly comfortable to wear a crown of gold Weighing several pounds,but it would be sin affliction to wear such a crown for- ever. In other words, wo run the descrip- tions of heaven into the ground while We make that which was intended as es- pecial and oelebrative to be the exclusive employment in heaven. You might as well, if asked to describe a Decoration day or a Fourth of July or au autumnal Thanksgiving, as though it were all the time that way. I am not going to speculate in regard to the future world, but I must, by in- evitable laws of inference and deduction and common setae, conclude that in heaven we will be just as different from each other as we are now different, and hence that there will be at least as many different employments in the celestial world as there are employments here. Christ is to bo the great love, the great joy,the great rapture, the great worship of heaven, but will that abolish em- ployments? No more than love on earth --paternal, filial, fraternal, conjugal love—abolishes earthly occupation. In the first place, I remark that all those of our departed Christian friends Who on earth found great joy in the fine arts are now' indulging their tastes In the same direction On earth they had their gladdest pleasures amid pictures and statuary and in the study of the laws of light and shade and perspective. Rave you any idea that that affluence of f acuity at death collapsed and perished? Wby so, w hen there is more for them to look at and they have keener appre- ciation of the beautiful and they stand amid the very looms where the sunsets and the rainbows and the spring morn- ings are woven? Are you so obtuse as to suppose, because the painter drops his easel and the sculptor his chisel and the engraver his knife, that therefore that taste which he was enlarging an inten- retying for 40 or 50 years is entirely obliterated? These artlsts,or these friends of art on earth worked in coarse material and with imperfect brain and with frail hand. Now they have carried' their art into larger liberties and into wider eir- eumfereuce. They are at their oldbusi- ness yet, but without the fatigues, without the limitations,without the hind- rances of the terrestrial studio. Raphael could improve upon his, mas- terpiece of "'Michael the Archangel" now that he has seen him,and could. prove upon bis masterpiece of the "Holy Trinity" now that he, has visited them. Welted Angelo could better present the "Last Judgment" after he' had seen its. gash and heard the rumbling battering rams of its thunder. Exquisite colors hero,graoeful lines here, powerful chiaro- ;fouro' here, but I am persuaded that the grander etu.dies and the brigbter galleries are higher up, by the winding .marble stairs of the sepulcher, and that Turner endialolmaf Hunt and Rembrandt and Titian and 'Paul Veronese, if they czar - allied saving faith in the Christ wbom they portrayed upon the canvas,, aro th of faculty but the strength pointing yet, b multiplied ten thousandfold. 'Their hand has forgotten its ounninge but the spirit has faculties as far superior to ' four tingere and a thumb as the supernaturn is euiierior to the human. The reason that God took away their eye and their hand and their brain was that he might give them something more limber, more wieldAy,mnre skifui more multipliant. I remark again that all our departed Christian frionds who in this world were passionately fond of- mucic are still regaling that taste in the ,world celestial, The Bible says so much about the music of heaven that it cariuot all be figura- tive. Why ail title talk about halleluiens and (Moire on the 'glass and trumpets and harps and oratorios and organs? The Bible over and over again speaks'af the songs of heaven. If heaven had no songs of its own, a vast number of those ou earth would have been token up by the earthly emigrants, Surely the Christ- ian at death does not lose his memory. Then there must be millions of souls in heaven who know "Coronation" and "Antioch" and "Mount Pisgah" and "Old Hundred." The leader of the eternal orchestra need only onoe tap his baton, and ail heaven will be ready for the halleluiah. If heaven should ever gab cub of mu - `sic, Thomas Hastings and Lowell Mason and Bradbury would mut up a hundred old magnificent chorale, But what with the new song that John mentions, and the various doxologies alluded to, and the importation of subinna harmonies, a Christian fond of music, dying, will have an uhundanoe of regalement. What though the voice bo gone in death what though tho ear bo fallen in dissolution, are yon therefore to conoindo that the spirit will have no power to make or catch sweet sounds? Cannot the soul sing? How often we compliment some ex• quisite singing by saying, "There was so much soul in her music." In heaven it will be all soul until the body after awhile Domes up in the resurrection, and then there will be an additional hanven. Cannot rho soul hear? If it can hear, then it can hear music. Do not therefore let it be in your honsebold when some member leaves for heaven, as it is in some households, that you close the piano an unstring the harp for two years be- cause the fingers that use to play on them aro still. You must remember that they have better instruments of music where they are. You ask me, "Do they have real harps and real trumpets and real mans?" I do not know. Some wiseacres say positively there are no such. things in heaven. I do nut snore, but I should not be surprised if the God, who made all the mountains, and all the hills, and all the forests, and all the mines of the earth, and all the growths of the universe—I should not he sur- prised if he could if ho had a mind to, make a few harps and trumpets and organs. Grand old Haydn, sink and warn out, was carried for the last time into the music hall; there ho hearts his oratorio of the "Creation." History says that as the orchestra calve to that famous passage, "Let there Le lightl" the whole audience rose and cheered, and Haydn waved his hand toward heaven and said, "It comes from thcrei" Over whelmed with his own music he was carried out in his chair, and as he came to the door he spread his hand toward tho orchestra as in benediction. Haydn was right when he waved his hand to- ward heaven and said, "It comes from there." Music was born in heaven, and it will ever have its highest throne in heaven, and I want you to understand that aur departed friends who were pas- sionately fond of 21121Rlo hero are now at the headquarters of harmony, I think that the grand old church tunes that died when your grandfather died h tvo gone with them to heaven. When theee tunes Bled, and they did not stay on eartll, and they could not have been banished to perdition, and so I think they must be in the corridors of ala- baster and Lebanon cedar. for ever, Since they died they have solved 10,000 gnestione which puzzled the earthly laboratory. Tney stand on the other side of the thin wall af eloe triolty---the thin wall that seems to divide the physical from the spiritual world; the thin wall of electricity, so thin the wall that ever and anon 1t seems to; be almost broken through -broken through from ono side by telephonic and tole-' graphic apparatus, broken through from the other .side by strange Influences which men in their Ignoranoe call spiribualist)o manifestations. All that matter cleared up. They laughing at us AR older brotbors will laugh at iaex- perienoed brothers, as they see ns with contracted brow experimenting and ex- perimenting, only wishing they oauld show tie the way to open all the myster- ies. What are our departed Christian friends who in this world had their joy tin the healing art doing now? Busy at their old business, No sickness in hea- ven, but plenty of sickness on earth, plenty of wounds in the different parts of God's doniinio.h to ba healed and to be medicated; those glorified souls com- ing down not in lazy doctor's gig, but with lightning l000motion. You cannot understand why that patient got well after all the skillful doctors had said he must die. Perhaps Abercrombie touched him—Abercrombie, who, alter many years doctoring the bodies and the souls of people in Scotland wont up to God in 184. Perhaps Abercrombie touched him I should nos wonder if my old friend Dr. John Brown, who died inPldiuburgh —John Brown, the author of "stab and His Friends," John Brown, who was as humble a Christian as he was a skillful physician and old renowned author-• should not wonder if ho bad been back again and again to sec seine of his old patients. Those who had their joy in healing the siekness and the woes of earth, tone up to heaven. are acme forth again for benignant medicament. But what are our friends who found their chief joy in conversation and in sociality doing now? In brighter conver- sation there and in grander soctaiity. What a place to visit in where your next door neighbors are kings and queens, you yourselves kingly and queenly! If they want to know more particularly about the first paradise, they have only to go over and ask Adam. If they want to know how the suet and moon haiton, they have only to go over and ask Joshua. If they want to anew how the storm pelted Sodom, they have only to go over and ask Lot. If they want to know more about the arrogance of Hainan they have only to go over and ask Mordecai, if they want to know how the Red sea boiled when it was cloven, they have only to go over and ask Moses. If they want to know the pont• ou)ars about the Bethlehem advent, they have only to go aver and ask the seren- ading angels who stood that Christmas night in the balconies of crystal, If they want to know more of the partlou- lars of the crucifixion, they have only to go over and nsk those who were per- sonal spectators while the mountains crouched and the heavens got brook in the faeo at the spectacle. If they want to know more about the sufferings of the Scotch Covenauters, they have only to go over and ask Andrew Melville. If they want to know more about the old time revlvals,thoy have only to go over to ask 1Vhite:Mid and Wesley, and Livingston, and Fletcher, and Nettleton, and Finney. Oh,what a place to visit iu 1 If eternity were one minute shorter it would not belong enough for such sociality. Think of our friends who wore very fond of raising superb fruit turned into the orchard where each tree has 12 kinds of fruit at once, and bearing the fruit all the year round! What are our departed Christian friends doing in heaven, those who an eartll found their chief joy in the gospel ministry? They are visiting their old congregations. Most of those old ministers have got their people around them already. When I get to heaven—as by the grace of God a am destined to go to that place—I will come and see you all. Yes, I will twine to all the people to whom I have administered in the gospel and to the millions of souls to whom, through the kindness of the printing press, I am permitted to preach every week in this land and in the uttermost parts of the earth. I will visit them all. I'give them fair notice. Our departed friends of the ministry are now engaged in that delectable enter- tainment and undertaking. But what are our departed Christian friends who in all departments of use- fulness were busy finding their chief joy in doing good—what are they doing now? Going right on with the work. John Howard visiting dungeons; the dead women of northern and southern battlefields still aboard looking for the wounded; George Peabody still watching the poor; Thomas Clarkson still looking after the enslaved—all of, those who did good on earth busier since death than before; the tombstone not the terminus, but the starting post, What are our de- parted Christian friends who found their chief joy in studying Gnd doing now? Studying God yet. No need of revelation now, for, unblanohed, they are face to face. Now they can handle the omnipotent thunderbolts just as a child handles the sword of a father Dome back from victorious battle. They have no sin; no fear, consequently. Studying Christ, not through a revelation save the revelation of the scare—that deep lettering which brings it all up quick. enough. Studying the Christ of the Bethlehem caravansary; the Christ of the awful massacre. with Its hemorrhage of head and hand and .foot and side; the Christ of the shattered mausoleum; Christ the sacrifice, the Star the Son, the Man,the God, the God-Man,the Man - God. But hark! The bell of the cathedral rings—the cathedral bell of heaven. Wbat is the matter now? There is going to be a great meeting in the temple; worshippers all ooming through the aisles. Make room for the Conqueror. Christ standing in the temple. All hea- ven gathering around hint, Those who loved the beautiful so to look at the Rose of. Sharon. Those who loved music Dome to listen to his voice. Those who weremathematicians conte to count the years of his reign. Those who were ex- plorers came to disoover the height and the depth' and the length and breadth of his love. Those who had the military Spirit on earth sanctified, and the mili- tary split in heaven, Dome to look at the Captain. The astronomers come to look at the Morning Sar. The men at the law came to look at him who is the judge of quick and dead. The men who healed the Oak come to look at him who. was wounded for our transgressions, All different and different forever in many. respects,' yet all:alike in admiration for Christ, and all• alike in, joining .in ' the doxology, d Cato, him :whq ,weehed u9 from our sins In his own blood, and Made us kings and priests unto God; to him bo glary, to the• Iobu rob through- out all ages, world without end.' Amen. Again, I remark that those of our de- parted Christian friends who in this world had very strong military spirit are now in armies celestial and out in bloodless battle. There are hundreds of People born soldiers. They cannot help it. They belong to regiments in time of peace. They cannot hear adrum or a fife without trying to keep step to the music, They are Christian, and when they fight they fight on theright side. Now, when these our Christian friends who had natural and powerful military spirit entered heaven they entered the celestial army. The door of heaven scarcely opens but you hear a military demonstration. David cried out, The chariots of God are 30,0001" Mishit saw the mountains filled with celestial cav- alry. St. john said, "The armies whioh are in heaven followed him on white horses." Now, when those who hnd the military spirit on earth sanctified entered glory.I suppose they right away enlisted in some heavenly campaign; they val. unteered right away. There must needs be in heaven soldiers with a soldierly spirit. There are grand parade days, when the King reviews the troops. There mast be armed escort sent out to bring up from earth to heaven those who were more than conquerors. There must he crusades ever being fitted out for some part of God's dominion -battles blood- less, groanless, painless --angels of evil to be fought down and sought ont, other rebellions worlds to bo conquered, worlds to be put to the torch, worlds to be saved, worlds to be demolished, worlds to be sunk, worlds to be hoisted. Besides that, in our own world there nice battles for the right and against the wrong where we must have the heavenly military. That is what keeps as Christian reformers so buoyant. So few good men against so many bad men so few churches against so many grog -shops; so many pure printing presses against so many polluted printing presses, and yet we are buoyant and courageous, because while we know that the armies of evil in the world are largerin numbers than the army of truth, there aro celestial cohorts in the air fighting on our side. have not so much faith in the army on the ground as I have in the army in the air. 0 God, open our eyes that we may see them -the military spirits that went up, from earth to join themllitaryspirits before the throne --Joshua` and Caleb and Gideon and David and Samson and the hundreds of Christian warriors who on earth fought- with fleshy arm. and now, having gone up on high, are com- ing .down the hills of heaven ready to fight among the invisibles. 'Our departed Christian friends who had the military spirit in them sanctified are in the celes- tial army. Whether belonging to the artilory, or the cavalry, or the infantry, I know not I only know that they have started out for fleet service and courage- ous service and everlasting service. Perhaps they may come this way to fight on our side and delve sin and. meanness and saran from all our hearts, Yonder they are coming, coming. Did you hear them ,,as. they swept by? What aro our departed Christia n n chem- ists tieing? Following out their own solebee, following out and following out A YOUNG LADY'S ESCAPE. FRIENDS THOUGHT THAT ' THE. SPAN OF HER LiFE WOULD 13E SFHORT- eedeeed— At Lust %Pial But a Grain or x'aftlt Iter Mother Administered 1)r. 1Piiliauts' 1?iuk Tilts and She is Now Cured. From the Montreal Herald. This world is full of change, There are changes that affect the constitution of the individual, changes that will come, we cannot avert their coming, brit. we may parry the unsanitary character of tlheir influence. Womanhacei in' its in- ception is susceptible of changes that de mated the most jndictous uttentlou and prudential care to ensure portent develop - mans and happy maturity. These changes are so vital and so subtle in their character that unless the utmost vigilance and discrimination is exercised in the choice and application of reputed remedies the worst results may aconic. The ronetttutlon may he undermined and the germs of disease fostered. Vigor-. ons life is fie the basis of all enjoyment and success. To be weak is to be miser- able. It is therefore fundamental to every interest of humanity that life's rod, red stream be kept pure and henithyt. owing to neglect of these particulars many young women have allowed life to be- come a burden and a wearisome round of duties. Faint and weak very aptly describes their condition after venturing to perform some ordinary household duty. What can bo done to accomplish the re- juvenation of these unfortnuate ones? There 1a a remedy widely known and loudly applauded, whose virtuoa are pro- claimed on the house tops and whispered on the streets. Ten thousand mothers have recommended it and twice ten thousand daughters praise it. Read what one of tbenh has to say. In tho village of Lancaster there lives Mrs. A. J. Mac- pherson, widow of the late A. 7. Mac- pherson. , She is well and favorably known in the (iamtuunity. Seine four or five years ago Mrs, Macpherson sent her elaest daughter to New York, While there she resided with her uncle and at- tended school, being then only about sixteen years of ago, The social life of her temporary home made rather severe demands upon her time, and being am- bitious she was anxious to make rapid progress in her studies, In each particu- lar she enjoyed a covetable measure of success, bus at no small cost. Matey re- marked her paleness and loss of color. She began to feel tired and weak after a little exercise, such as a short walk, Miss aleepherson's stay in New York lasted about two years. All this time she ate and slept fairly well. In the spring of 1803 she came home, and her mother could not but remark how changed her daughter was—pale and languid instead of being bright and ruddy. Thinking that nourishing food and perfect quiet, with judicious exer- cise, wnuld restore the lost vigor and ruddy glow, 11 was participated in to the fullest extent. For a month this was tried, but still Mies Macpherson was as pale as before, liable to turns nI weak- ness with an unsatiable desire for sleep. At this juncture the family dootor eves consulted. Iron pills were presoribed and n trip to rho Thousand Islands taken, the stay lasting shout six weeks, during which time everything was done to help her recovery. The friends with whom she stayed came to regard her recovey as extremely doubtful, and when she re- turned her mother saw nn improvement. One day while making purchases from a dealer in vegetables he (the dealer) took the liberty of making some remarks anent the health of Miss Macpherson, which was obviously not promising. He strongly urged the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Mrs, Macpherson was not over credulous of the qualities of the Pink Pills, but they were purchased and used to the best advantage. Soon after beginning the use of the pills, says Mrs. Maopberson, I thought I saw a reddish tinge upon her cheek and in the course of n week or so my daughter felt better. The tired feeling began to vanish and tho abnormal sleepiness began to yield to the influence of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, Continuing the use of the Mils the progress of her restoration was con- tinuous and complete, and her improved looks were the subject of favorable com- ment for some time. To -day her health is all that could be desired, and both the young lady and her mother are firth believers in the medicinal. virtues of Pink Pills and often recommend them. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills create new blood,: build up the nerves, and thus drive elisease from the system. In hun- dreds of cases they have cured after all other medicines have failed, thus estab- lishing the claim that they are a marvel among the triumphs of modern medical science. The genuine Piuk Pills are sold only in .boxes, bearing the full trade mark, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Permit)." Protect yourself from im- position by refusing any pill that does Dot bear the registered trademark around the box. Keen Sense or Humor. "I believe that parrot," said a Yonkers gentleman recently, showing a family pet to a visitor, "has a' highly cultivated sense of humor. "Opposite my residence here, a few months ago, were some buildings in course of erection, and the men at the top of the scaffold were in the habit of calling for the material they wanted. "In a very short time Polly learned the terms by heart, and we heard her crowing away: 'Mortars' 'More mortar!' 'More brick!' and the like. "One Irish laborer she fooled completely. One day 1 remained at home and sat read- ing in the roam stere. Polly was uttering her cries repeatedly, and at Iast I went to the window and watched. No sooner did the laborer relieve himself of a load thaathe everlasting cry, 'More mortar!' assailed his ears. "He bore it with exemplary patience till the mortar board on the top of the scaffold was piled up, but Duce more the order for "Mortar, more mortar," was given. This ex- asperated him, and throwing down his hod he bawled out to the bricklayer above: " 'Is 'it mortar mad that yez are? Sure, a man must have a hundred legs and the back of a bull to wait on the likes of yez."— New York Herald. A Ready Reply. Gilbert Stuart, the American portrait painter who has graven the face of Wash ington upon our memories, learned his art in the English home of Benjamin .West. Ono clay he met Dr. Johnson, whose dist like, of the American colonies was notorious "Sir," demanded Johnson of youngStuart, "whore did you learn English?" "GUI of your dictionary; sit•," 'replied': the quick SIR KNIGHT JAMES OSBORNE D Reported on by the Sick Committee. His Death Claim a foregone conclusion. REPORT having been made, February 2oth, 1896, to • • Tina' a of Maccabees, Hamilton Barton Tent,Knights t One.., that Sir Knight James Osborne was very ill, the standing "sick committee" was instructed to wait upon him. They did so, and at the next meeting of the Lodge, reported that his disease. was stated by his physician to be Bright's Disease of the Kidneys, and that he could not possibly recover; further, that he would only last a short time. Upon receiving this report the Lodge expected to pay his death claim, but were surprised a few months later on when Sir Knight Osborne entered the Lodge room in apparent goad health. His marvellous recovery is due entirely to Ryckman's Kootenay Cure, as he discontinued the, use of all other medicine when he commenced to take that remedy. He now works -every day, is getting stronger ane healthier steadily, and appears to be a long way from death as far as Bright's disease is concerned: Signed, GEO. RIACH, Commander. EMORY L. HARTWELIm, R.li HUGkI SYMINGTON, F.K., Barton Tent, No. 2. Bright's Disease Yields to the New Ingredient. • Bright's Disease, that has hitherto been supposed incurable, fastened itself upon James Osborne so firmly that his case was considered hopeless by physicians. friends and himself. All the well marked symptoms of that dread disease were in evidence. The pains across the kidneys were so bad that for hours at a time he could not turn in bed. The skin became pallid, pasty, dry and hard. Digestion bad, heart palpitation, shortness of breath and prostrating weakness. So weak did he become that his strength was like that of a child. He could not walk. Appetite gone, nervous. very restless during sleep, awakening several times during the night with a desire to urinate, which at times was very painful. Under the eyes the skin was puffed out, legs and feet were swollen, and he felt the use of them were gone. Reduced to this deplorable, helpless condition 'tis no wonder that he exclaimed : " what is to become of me." To be brought from this condition to a state of health that enables him to take up his usual work is marvellous, and proves the far reaching, curative powers of Kootenay. From head to foot he suffered, and from head, to foot he was cured by Kootenay, and by it alone, as substantiated by the following : [COPYJ. PRovlxes OF ONTARIO,I; JAMES OSnORNE, of the City of Hamilton, COUNTY OF WENTIFORTFr, County of Wentworth, do solemnly declare that I reside at 6e Catherine St. South, in said WITd asengineer h ToS1z employed bythe City, and , m y p Sandford Manufacturing Co., Hamilton, One, Some time ago 1 was severely attacked with kidney trouble, and finally had to leave my employment. I was treated by Hamilton physicians who, after a consultation, diagnosed my case as " Bright's Disease of the Kidneys," and said I could not be cured. Upon this information I gave up treatment with the doctors, and began the use of Ryckinan's Kootenay Cure. I am now pleased to state that after taking four bottles of that wonderful medi- cine I feel entirely like a new man. The swelling has left my. body, my .kin is a better color, and I am recovering my health and strength steadily. Knowing the benefits which I received from the medicine, it gives me pleasure to recommend it to anyone suffering from Bright's Disease or other kidney trouble. I am now working in my old position as engineer, and owe my present strength and improved condition to Kootenay Cure. And I make this solemn declaration, conscientiously believing it to be true, and knowing it is of the same force 'and effect as if made under ,oath. and by virtue of the Canada Evidence Act, 1893. DECLARED before me at the City of Hamilton, in the County of Went- worth, this 16th day of Sept„ A.D. 1806. (Signed), JAMES OSBORNi?. T. F. LYALL, Notary Public. If not obtainable of your dealer It will be forwarded, charges prepaid on receipt of price, $1.60 per bottle. by addrese'ng R. B. Ryckman Medi. 01328 Co., Et million, Ont. Rend for " Chart Soak," mailed tree. 141S GREAT IDEA. go Was a Trifle New In the Badness. tont Learning Rapidly. Four or five of us had been discussing tramps and their ways as we smoked our cigars, when the man with the flowing red whiskers pulled afaded old parchment from his pocket and handed it out for inspection with the remark: "Take a look at it and give meyour opin- ion as to whether it is agood thing or not." The parchment appeared to be 200 years old, while the writing was in Spanish and the seals those used by the crown of Spain. "What on earth do you call it?" was asked after we bad inspected the document. "Do I look like a tramp?" asked the whiskered man in turn. "No. Of course not." "Well, a year ago I was ragged, hungry and dead broke and belonged to the 'per. fesh.' I believe I have about $14,000 to my credit in the bank today. That hogskin did the business. It purports to be an old land grant from the king of Spain. I stole it from a tramp. who had the aid of a lawyer to fix it up." "But where and bow have you used it?" "Almost anywhere. I just walk into a town, shake that parchment at the inhab- itants thereof and claim all the land by reason of this patent Some scare and some don't. Those who scare buy me off for a nominal figure. Those who don't heave a sigh of relief when I disappear to work the racket elsewhere." "But how many towns does the decep- tion take in?" "Oh, about half of the United States. It was made broad enough to work on for 20 years. 1 never disturb the widow and the fatherless, but most of the others have to come down. There is no going to law about it, i show my patent, claim the land and accept, anything from $10 to $500 to quit claim. No excuse for a tramp re- maining a tramp if he has ambition. Royal road to fortune is open to all classes." "But it's a swindles" protested our spokesman. • "Diplomacy sounds better, gentlemen. Observe the flow of these flowing whiskers( Look me over for flies) Size me up for a tramp who used to sleep in fence corners o' nights and skirmish around days for crusts and bones! 'Something pleasant about the clink of $20 goldpieces, eh? Just as: easy to work as failing out of a window, and I've got so that when I quit claim $5,000 worth of real estate for $200 1,feel that I ought to be praised for my generous action. Try some of these '50:'cent cigars, please, and excuse my not producing a bottle of champagne' from my grip, 1 was a tramp for 14 years, and it will take me a year or two to Catch on to the mannerisms of good society," -.Detroit Free Press. Suspicious. There wasa ball given at. the Clam-. whooper mention on Fifth avenue, New witted artist. The old man became gentle 1 York, in honor of Count de Vermicelli, Gus Snobberly, who is engaged to Mian Maud Clamwhooper, was also present, and it did not escape his attention that Maud never took her eyes off the count. As soon as Gus got an opportunity he said: "You seem to be dead gone on that Ital. ian monkey!" "0h, Gus, how you misjudge reel My heart beats for you alone." "That's too thin," replied Gus, with a bitter smile. "If I'm your huckleberry, why can't you look at me occasionally?" "I'm afraid if I did look at yon for a minute the count would take advantage of the opportunity to steal some of the silver- ware. The last one went off with three o1 the spoons, and ma scolded me for not keep ing my eye onhim."—Texas Siftings. "O$ tho Cob." A Good Bargain. A prominent lawyer of Buffalo tells eta compromise he once made on behalf of a certain railway company with an Erie county farmer whose wife had been killed at a railroad crossing. A few mouths after the terrible bereavement the husband, whe had sued the company for $5,000 damages, came into the office and accepted a cont; promise of $.500. As he stuffed the wad of bills into his pocket, he turned to the law- yer and cheerfully remarked: "'Veli,, dot's not so bad after all. I've got fife hundret toiler and goot teal better wife as ]: hadbe. fore,"—Argonaut. Earnest. Mrs. Morrie Hill --Why doesn't Professos Winkeiheimer play at your receptions nowt Mrs. Swellerby— He's so abominably, rude. The last time he played he asked some of my visitors to stop talking. He said he didn't mind whether they heard him or not, but unless he could hear him, self he couldn't do himself justice—Truttb. Why Ho Wasn't Called. Proprietor—Did you call the gentleman in No. 73? Re wants his breakfast et o'clock. Bellboy --No, lirdon't. • Proprietor-et/id he say so? Bellboy -No. Ile blew out the,, gas last night.—Chicane inter,0restt' Ever ' Alu,tiiu..a%.' li..:•axa 'dixil�3, but not r , every 1 ery American,knUivs that. .)318 patents htave.bbeih tttkeil 'out 'ou the nmachinery used in mak tug them.