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The Exeter Advocate, 1896-8-20, Page 7OUR OTTAWA LETTER PARTY LAVVYERS AND POLITICAL LEADERS AT OSGOODE HALL pertiency to be Explathed-,-Ontarlo Conser- vative Schism --A Montreal Story of the School Question—Portfolio of the Interior --The Son or the Old Man. It is sad to relate that last week there -was much profanity amongst politicians in this good province of Ontario. By the "bosses" both parties had been de- ceived, or perhaps it would he more just to say that they bad been thwarted in their desire to pursue their local elections to the bitter end. At Osgood° hall on Monday last there gathered a great num- ber of party lawyers and political leaders. Ateoteet Papers, properly filled in, were in their hands. Thick wads of money .were in their inside .pockets. When the , hand of the clock had swung round to nearly noon it was announced that no protests would be lodged other than the pved beyond doubt that there existed in the minds of Roman Catholic laymen no strong feeling on the subject, Condi- titans were different from those in Que- bec, said Mr. Cioran. All that the people wanted was to be let alone. Since '90, of course, conditions have changed once more. The old Archbishop is dead. In his stead there reigns at St. Boniface a young and impulsive hierarch. He es- iche eoll(litillt{ Or t he 1., Rags Clearly Shown teeing himself the guardian of his by the Fluoroscope. 01 her PhtiroOt. The greater number of Such Occasions—Mow the Captain reels people's temporal welfare as well as of their spiritual well-being, Certain to/eerie ray exhibit _ Mechanics' _ More interest is taken in the cathode ;rem Leif ten inches hi length, and in Building, them stee 1 a Weed that is long and for Stays After the Rite is rerrorined. where the meeting of the Massachusetts a day they smoke many of them. Though cigars, rolled in the European An old sea captain said in a recent tons laymen have said that they do not —7 1" " desire the re-establishment of Separate Medical Society is being held, than in fashion and made of tobacco leaf, are talk: A, burial at sea surpasses the cere- schools, but the great majority of the all the other exhibits put together, and used to some extent in the 'Flurnaese menr On land in point of solemnity as Catholics of Manitoba have remained Russell Hall was crowded all the morn- (shies where foreign °Utilization has crept much as the eyeful grandeur of mid• ing with medical men anxious to see the in, the true Burmese cheroot is of a dis- ocean surpasses the mild, soft beauty of silent. Is it poesible that they still are revelations which were being made there thole, sort, It is constructed of an en- a tranquil lake. Men of the sea are satisfied with the present state of affairs? by the new light, Dr. E. A. Codraan has velope formed of a certain dried leaf or not given to sentimental musings. There e'en be no doubt that there exists betwetuf the Premier and the Govern - charge of the exhibit, and it is one of ot the inner husk of the maize plant, The constant menace to life makes standing as to the course that is to be tnre of b and this envelope is filled with a mix- them reckless and ribald. But when a death occurs au board ship, the meek Meat of Manitoba a very thorough under the largest and most complete ever shown taken in respect of the School case. There d fl h e and humble piety which characterizes eau be no doubt that Mr. Laurier was speaking by the book when he said at Ste John's the other day that he would have the whole subject disposed of within eleven against Conservatives that had six months. One of the signs of this was in the gathering at St. Boniface the other , been handed in a few deye before. And day, when a French Canadian Liberal ' that is how the matter now stands. No Association for Manitoba was formed. !Liberal seat in Ontario is protested. ' Eleven Conservatives are assailed. From !ail over the country come objections from I both Liberal and Conservative politicians. Canadian Prime Minister was enlarged Down in Brookville, the home of John upon. What is to follow? It is not far to F. Wood, ex -Controller of Customs, the see. Mr. Laurier will make his settle - Liberal organ demands to know whether silent of the School question; the Censer- ' James Sutherland has erected. himself vative press will proceed to discover in into a Liberal buss. In other counties the !Conservatives are furious. The truth is that Sir Charles Tupper and James !Sutherland had a very complete under- standing as to what was to he done. ; The arrangement that was made was that the Liberals were to protest ten or t ,eleven and the Conservatives half a dozen ' seats. The Conservatives found them- selves short of money and could not file the necessary papers. The Liberals kept i to their side of the bargain. I,enieney to be klxidoined. I In making these arrangements Mr. ;Sutherland had to keep in mind the , necessity of shielding an Ontario Minis- ter from trouble. In a manner that may . have been completely innocent this gen.. : tleman had seriously compromised him- self in the campaign. In one of the , towns of his riding there lives a cripple to enquire into the question. The mew - who possesses touch local influence. The bars of the commission are to be Sir crimele had always voted Conservative, Oliver Memel% Sir Henri Jelly and Hon. ;and when canvassed by the candidate in R. W. Scott. Thus we have an English - person, lie asked what his visitor could Protestanean Irish Roman Catholic and a do in the way of getting him a Govern- French-Canedian Protestant looking into meat job, "We're not there yet," was the question. The Conservative press de - the answer, "but you vote for UR and sires to know why no French Roman when we are on top you'll get a posi- Catholic figures on the commission. To Ilion." Now it happened that there were which the Liberal papers make answer 1 , witnesses to this conversation. The Con- that no Frenchman is necessary. ' Barrettes) organizers knew of it and they Portfolio of the Interior. knew that they could disqualify the Min- , And still the portfolio of the Interior is biter for mars mal bribery. The law on that without a holder. Joseph Martin's And wo masd'all be surprised if the tire- less Tarte does not point out that if the Peeple of North Grey are friendly to the Government. the Government will not be unfriendly to them. All of which is part of the noble game of polities. "X" RAYS AND CONSUMPTION. BURMESE WOMEN SMOKERS. They r air Their Cheroots the Same as the Meth The Burmese women smoke—not . cigarettes in an imitative sort of way, hut eheroots, which are the Burmese substitute for cigars. It is a curious and mi very picturesque signt to see one of these Thirioe;e girls in the enjoyment COMMITTED TO THE DEEP A BURIAL SERVICE AT SEA IS OP- PRESSIVELY SOLEMN, ere W mind Passengers Alike Feel the Soletuitity and Become Sobersidee on anywhere. The chief object of interest is the big fluoroscope, by which the whole upper part of a nian's body, penetrated by the cathode rays, is shown. This is done by throwing the shadow from the tube on a large canvas screen forming one side of a box in which the observer sits. By means of this apparatus the interior of the Man's chest could be plainly seen, with the outline of the different organs against the lighsfrom the tube, The man who was shown this morning was a con- sumptive, having had a cough for about two years, and the cathode ray showed his condition very distinctly. The right lung, which was healthy, was penetrated SW the light so that the ribs on the the tobacco plant itself. It is an inch in both crew and passengers would do credit to a Quaker congregation. The wood, the latter generally of the stalk of diameter at the thicker end. It is the Peat desolate stretch of water, with smoke her cheroot in steady puffs, but gales, seems to invest the presence of its mountainous billows and its howling custom in Burman for a woman not to down or pass it to the next one in the the grim reamer with a more merciless to take a few whiffs and then lay it party. the living a more realizing sense of the character ani brings to the minds of Quite as common is the smoking habit, among girls as it is among women, and it extends to children. A frequent sight, Is that of a Burmese mother taking a 1 every bough along the line of mama cheroot from her mouth andpubting it to l from the lips of her nursing child. The child, church to graveyard. You can if it be a year and a half or two years of age (and the women of Burmah, accord- ing to an old custom, do not wean their children until they are long past two), will purse up his tiny lips and puff away at the weed with every indication of pleasure. Recruits are being brought in by scores, At the opening meeting the fact that Canada has for the first tirae a French - the adjustment all manner of undesirable front era back could be seen plainly, features. And then the French-Canadian but meth° left side the lung was tuber - Liberals of Manitoba,Roman Catholics to a man,wiii envena,anci will announce to culous, and the ray did not penetrate, so that only a dark mass could be seen. the country that they, the people moot This exhibition caused the greatest inter - interested, are eminently welt satisfied est, not only among those of the physi- -with the new basis. i That is the plan. It clans who make a specialty of diseases is well -conceived. I do not know that it of the lungs, but among nearly all who will be injured or benefited by this attended the meeting. There -WAS a line rather early description of it, The party 'waiting all the morning which extended newspapers refrain from mentioning it. from the apparatus across the room and The Government press, of course, will out to the door of the main hail, and, say nothing until the Government makes as it took less than half a minute to announcement, The Conservative editors, make the exathination, it is probable who must see very plainly the game the that several hundred physicians must Ministers are playing, are silent for fear have seen it up to noon. The of losing by-elections in Quebec. Besides this large fluoroscope, there estimable Mr. Cloran now comes to the were several instrutnente of the ordinary front as the secretary of the commission kind on which. examinations were made that Mr. Leurier is to send to Manitoba by means of eye shields. One of these instruments Was more powerful than the one used on the large fluoroscope, al- though of course only a small part of the body could be seen by' it. Not only could the ribs and vertebrae be seen plainly when one of the eye shields was held against a man's chest, but when a pair of forceps were held against his back, on the outside of his coat, they could be distinguished without difficulty. Several of the men there hail fractures In some of their boneeeand these were plairde shown on one of the macidnes, giving an excellent demonstration of the value of the cathode ray in medical work. In another part of she room photo- graphs made by the X-ray process were thrown upon a canvas by a stereopticon, showing some excellent cases of brokep bones and dislocated joints, and also cases where objects were embedded in the flesh, one or two of which it would probably have been impossible to find without the aid of the cathode ray.—Bos- ton Transcript. 'point is exceptionally severe. Mr. Min- ister was saved by his friends, but, for his sake, they had to abandon a number of protests that they hart made arrange- ments for lodging. Sir Charles Tupper said the other day that he would be ready at the opening of the session to make a statement showleg why he had been so leniept with his conquerors. Ontario Conservative Schism. • A remarkable schism has arisen in the egranke of Ontario Conservatives. Num- bers of them protest against Sir Charles Tupperhi continuing to bold the leader- ship. These geetlemen refrain from nom- inating any man to take his place. George Euias Foster seems to me to be the only man who has anything like the quaint - cations. And I tun not so sure that he has these in any great measure. Why a change should. be made now is more than I can understand. he Liberals aver that they will settle the School question. With this issue out of the way Sir Charles should prove an acceptable leader to his party. His Imperialism should commend itself to English-speaking Canada. Mr. Laurier already shows signs of dropping two or three items of the Conservative programme. -Mr. Mu - loch will See to it tnat the cold storagb ',ahem is given a fair trial. But,' have it on the best authority that the fast At- lantic line schema is to be suffered to drop. An annual subsidy of three quar- ters of a million dollars was to be grant- ee by the Conservative Government to the projectors of the line. The Liberals are determined to show a decreased bud- get, and the fast line is to go by the board. Mr. Laurier had no compunction in doing this. He knows that in Ids own province of Quebec there is little interest in such schemes. As for himself, he is willing to allow his colleagues to take charge of the details of matters of this kind. It seems probable that Mr. Field - dug, the Minister of Finance, and Sir Richard Cartwright, who is at the head of the Department of Trade and Com- merce, will have the 'chief hand in draft- ing the revised tariff. It happens that Mr. Fielding comes from Nova Scotia, where are situated Canada's greatest iron mines. The fact is significant. When he was in Opposition Sir Richard called loudly for free iron. I do not think he will be found to bold the same views when in February next the people of Canada are given the result of the de- liberations of these two experts in fiscal matters. As the ex -Minister of Finance was fond of saying, "the country's bills have to be paid," The object of the new Government has hems stated by themselves to be to niake these bills as email as possible. But we have fixed charges amounting to nearly a third of our revenue. These charges are mainly In the form of interest on our public debt. Any schemes for colonization, or the building of railways or canals will 'necessitate an increase in taxation. We cennot hope for any great decrease. An lberease is not probable. ' A Montreal Story of:the School Question. From Montreal I hear a .story which casts a strong side light upon the ever - vital Manitoba School question. In 1890 .Flouoiel Mercier, then at the zenith of his power in Quebec, sent a secret agent to Winnipeg. The provincial Act abolishing the Separate schools had been passed, and the Roman Catholic Archbishop of Richard Weldon, the lion -locked law - St. Boniface had made an ittnieni to his yer who sat for Albert, N. S., in the last friends labor unceasingly in their effort to obtain for the author of the School Bill this honor. Mr. Laurier is known to have a desire to summon Martin to take charge of the department, but other French Canadians of prominence, and Solicitor -General Fitzpatrick, who is half French, have told the Premier that to do so would be to make a most serious mis- take, Israel Tarte ativooates the calling of Senator McInnes or some other Brit- ish Columbia member. Martin, Tarte points out, drafted the School Bill. Clif- ford Mon, the Provincial Secretary of Manitoba, carried out its provisions. Neither of these men would be acceptable to Quebec. And Quebeo -must be kept satisfied. For my part, I should like to see Sifton at Ottawa. He is an able and hnnett ming Canadian. Be believes in Canada's nationhood. Be would. rise above sectional interests. Be is the equal of Martin mentally and he possesses just whet Martin lacks—an attractive person- ality. Far be it from any of us to de- nounce a man because he larks personal magnetism. But the man who does possess it ranks above lain who does not. The Son of the Old Man. The eyes of many Conservatives, too, are turned toward Winnipeg, where lives Hugh John Macdonald, the son of the OM Man. In him they see the coining leader of the Conservative party: the Moses who shall lead them out of the dreary land of Opposition into the sunny clime called Administration. Hugh John Macdonald has many of his father's traits. Physically, he is a diminished replica, of Sir John. There is the promi- nent nose, the head, with curling locks, the stooped shoulders, the rapid, gliding gait, the twinkling eye. Also, he makes few mistakes in men, albeit he has had scant experience in the world of politics. Before the elections Hugh John came to Ottawa and there had many interviews with the Ministers, of whom, of course, he was one. Sir Frank Smith, who was a power in the councils of the Conserva- tive party, watched the young man in- tently. And, after the final meeting be' for the election, the old • knight of Tor- onto said to his friends: "That is the next leader of our party." The story was told Hugh John. He became aghast, and said at once that his inclinations were not in that direction. Moreover, he pointed out that there were ninny men who had a much better right to the post than he had. John Eiaggart is a believer in the political future of the member for Winni- peg. The ex -Premier, I am afraid, thinks he could furnish a very good leader out of his own party. Sir Charles Ilibbert," said his father during the campaign in Nova Scotia, "I consider to be as able a statesman as Canada possesses." One must make allowance for a father's pride. But it is certain that "young Charley" had the correct political instinct when in 1895, he left the Cabinet in in- dignation because the other Ministers would not consent to make an immediate appeal to the country. That, you will remember, was a few days after the passing of the first remedial order ad- dressed to the Manitoba Government. There are many Conservatives who to- day believe that the party would have been victorious if young Charley Tup• per's advice had been taken. The Contest in North Grey. compatriots and eo.religionists in Que- bec. Aid was asked 1 LI the coining fight against the new elute -anent. Count Mer - (ger was appealed to. The Archbishop asked him to announce that if the Mauitobaus persisted in their course, he would take measures of reprisal against the Protestant Separate schools of Quebec. H. J. °loran, a young Mon- treal lawyer, was the commissioner who journeyed to Winnipeg. His instructions Were to see and talk to Roman Catholic laymen of all sorts and conditions. He was forbidden to interview the arch- bishops or the priests. Their opinions on the question were well known, Mr. Cioran performed his task and furnished a re- port to Count Mercier. After reading the finding of the commissioner Merrier decided to take no action. He found it parliament, is not to be a candidate in North Grey. Clarke Wallace, Sproule and other anti-remedialists did their best to induce Dr. Weldon to run in the riding that was vacated by the death of John Clarke. They met with a decisive refusal. In the meantime the ,Conserva- tires of the riding assembled and nome tutted James MoLauchlin, the wealthy .biscuit manufacturer, of Owen Sound. The Controller of Customs, who is to be McLaughlin's opponent, ie also a mann- facturee of the toothsome dainties. Pater- son already is in his riding, working amain. The people of Owen Sound are in fear lest their labor shall be suf- fered to go without the improvements that the last Government commenced. To them will go,Ietael Tarte, Minister of eublio Works, who will make speechee. PITCAIRN ISLANDS. Their Troubles 'With the Letter That Traveled 25,000 Miles to Get1,200. In the possession of one of the mis- sionary party just arrived from the South Seas on the Adventist vessel Pitcairn is a letter which has an inter- esting and unique history. It traveled about 25,000 tulles, while the distance be- tween the mailing point and its destina- tion is but 1,200 miles, and it went the most direct route possible and did not miscarry at any stage. The travels of a letter show, as noth- ing else can, the complete isolation of the little Pacific paradise founded by John Adams. Tahiti Is only about six - days' sail from Pitcairn, and is a enure° whence love-sick Pitcairners take their WIN as, But letter -writing, although is forms an important part of the court- ship, is generally confined to one letter, as when the answer is received it is gen- erally the arrival of the bride. Except a small vessel or a man-of-war consents to carry letters betweee the two points, which opportunity rarely occurs, the only remaining hope is from a passing ship hound from San Francisco or Portland to Europe. A man now residing in Oak land was once deputed to carry the Pit- cairn mail for Tahiti and to•day told 'the story of how it was done. "We left San Francisco in the ship City of Haukow, and. were off Pitcairn Island on Christmas Day. Only about one ship makes the island, and as we, should lose no ground by waiting a few hours, we hove to and signaled to Adams Point. Than the two boats, Queen dtictorie and Admiral Drew, came off with two loads of vegetables. Gov. McCoy also came off and asked us to carry some letters to Tahiti. We rather. smiled at first, hut when he produced yen letters and told us there was no other way to send them we consented, amid after payieg for our fruit and vegee tables we ,started on our trip. Those letters were the cause of a good deal of Inconvenience. When the captain landed In England he took the letters ashore and went to the Postmaster. Then he as informed that he must make an affidavit and must apply to the Post- master General for 14 cents, the tariff for carrying letters from countries not in the postai union. Eventually the letters were landed in the Falmouth Post -Office, after we carried them about 13,000 miles. From Falmouth they went to Southamp- ton, and were sent in the usual course of events to New York, another 8,000 miles. They then crossed to San Fran• deco and were put on board one of the Australian steamers and put off at the nearest point to Tahiti, their destination. The remainder of their journey was cov- ered with a, small boat. In all, the letters traveled a distance of over 25,000 miles and occupied 4ee months en route. Moral Care of the Ibis natural the bringing up of infants is a serious Matter. Some parents wisely bring up their children themselves and do not allow them to be dragged up by servants. Ib should be remembered that the moral and physical character of the child, for goodor ill, is formed during the first seven years of, life. It is too late to commence to train him 'after; the seeds are surely planted, and they will bring forth a plentiful harvest The courage and hernisni which accept the burdens of life and follow the call of duty however footsore and weary, bring to the heart a peace and serenity whie.t are not far from true happiness. terrors a death than is felt on land, 'with its houses and rushing trains and. carolling birds trilling a trenody from dTen d upon it, that no matter how rough and hardened the sailor, he takes off his hat and bares his head to the pitiless sky whenever he passes the corpse. The feeling of oppression which ex- tends all over the ship when a death occurs is so overpowering that for this very reason, if for no other, it is neces- • sary to get rid of the corpse with all possible speed, And the getting rid of it is a climax to the tragedy more shocking than anything the man who has never experienced it can imagine. The idea of dropping the cold, insensate mass of mortal clay into the limitless, bottomless ocean, to be knawed at and nibbled. by the greedy monsters of the deep is horrifying to the stoutest heart, And yet there is ever present to the cap- tain that horrible realization that it must be done, and, as everybody shrinks froin doing it, it devolves won him to do it with his own hands. The body is strapped to a bare board, face up. To the foot of the board are attached heavy weights, usually cannon balls. Then this board is shoved out over the bow of the ship by some of the crew, who, after doing this, make haste to scurry back out of sight of the final proceedings, leaving no one there but the captain, whose duty it is to tip up the board and let it drop into the sea, feet foremost, Maybe you think you can sleep after doing that. If you do, just volunteer to perform this service for the first captain on whose boat you are a passenger, when a death occurs. I asscr.; you that he will turn the task over to.you; and I also assure you that you won't g•et any more sleep for a good many nights afterwards. BRAINS OF THE WORLD. Their Combined Weight is Figured at X.922,712. Tons. A. etatistiolan, on the assumption that the earth contains 1,400,000,000 inhabi- tants, estimates their brains as weigh- ing 1,1125, 715 tons. This gives an average weight; of about 49 ounces per head of the population, which is probably too generous an allowance. According to the observations of physiologists' the average weight of brain in an adultmale is 48 ounces, and in a female -13 ounces, while at birth it is said to be about 14 and 12 ounces, respectively. Something, how- ever, must be deducted from the above estimate, as a child's braiu at the age of years averages about 40 ounces, and beyond the age of 40 years the weight slowly but steadily declines at the rate of about one ounce in ten years. More. over, the brains of idiots are generally much below the average, some weighing less than le ounces. A German biologist has calculated that each knonau brain cuntairis 300,1)00,000 nerve cells, 5,000,- 000 of which die and are succeeded by new ones every day. The Cycling Furore In Paris. Before long the horse will be as dead as the dodo, it will be completely extinct, Is the sad prognostic a French technical magazine pronounces for- the equine race, "unless," the writer adds, "it should be bred as food for man." The fact is that the Paris oyclonninities al- ready feign astonishment at the sight of a horse in the Bois de Boulogne, which from dawn to midnight teems with bikes. "Et le °hovel?" is the new- est "eiteali call" with which the cyclists greet each other at the appearance of a hack in the Bois. "Have you seen the horse?" Sounds like the augury of a time when the noble quadruped will only be known in remembrance or from hearsay. The Paris cab -driver grows red from an- ger when he hears the cyclists' scoffing question, which is now even heard on the boulevards. 'What is merely a joke to the rider of the steel horse is, however, a serious problem to the liverymen, the cabmen and the numerous companies of the pop- ulous capital. At a recent meeting of the prominent firms interested in this subject the resolution passed to do away with horses as soon as practicable, and to introduce automobiles. The introduc- tion of the cycle, it is true, was not the only ground for this proposition. The Paris fiacre companies alone annually expend $16,000,000 for stabling, smith (try, harness, feed sheds, hospitals and veterinary service. If the horse car lines and omnibuses follow theli example, where will the horse be? At Pails you see between the hours of 6 and 9 a.m., the artisan, the shop girl, the clerk, the petty official on his bike to make a tour through the park and around the lake. Numerous restau- rants, with the emblems of various cycle clubs on their signs, extend from the Porte Miallit to the Pont de Sureties. In these the wheelers gather and find all cycling requisites, even medioinee. With the tenth hour the scene changes. It be- comes "ultra -chic." Inbong lines pass the high military, statesmen, financiers, artisans nsondaines and the like, all on the "vela." Formerly they would enjoy .their promenade ofi horseback or in the carriage.---Baltimere Sun. . Mexican Mountain of Iron. Yesterday there missed through the city a large lot of 'Mining machinery. which is to be used in the state of Durango, Mexico, in getting out iron. This iron mine which -is to be worked is a great mountain, some 2,000 feet high, situated only fifteen or twenty miles from Durango, in the state of Durango, and it is said to be the most remarkable mountain in the world. It is almost solid iron, and is at the base three-quar- ters of a mile in thickness, thus giving enough of metal to supply the entire iron market of the country tot years. This iron mountain has for years been the envy of iron manufacterers,who have wanted to get a lease upon it, and work it, but the Government has all the time refused to allow this to be done until quite recently, when a contract was entered into between the Govern- ment and sonic New York capitalists, for the operation and development of it upon the partnership plan, and the ma- chinery is now being shipped there for that purpose, The ore obtained from this mountain is said to yield about Si per cent, pure iron. The machinery which is being carried there is extensive, anti will be put into operation as soon as possible. Perfectly Sure. • She—Did you tell Fibs of our engagel raen tt He—Yes, She (aggrieved)— You promised that you wend say 'lathing about it. He—It's perfectly safe with ribs; no one ever believes him. On My Possible Places. "Where did Wilkins go for his vaca- tion?" 'I tsaki' he wanted to find a place where there were no telkatiye 'women." "Well, I suppose he is up in a balloon er has rented a second -band lighthouse." —Chicago Record, Why Wives are Nogieeted. "I ant not at all surprised," said a bright woman, "that some men find other women more attractive than their wives. In this age of progress and newspapers, women who do not live up to the times must ex,pect to be eclipsed by those 'who do. he 'Hannah Jane' theory set forth in Carleton's poem is exploded. "The occasion for my disgust is thee twice within the past week I have met wives who did not care for the frivoli- ties of life, and whose huebands I did not blame for casting 'sheep's eyes' at more attractive women. The first wo- man came into the dining -room of a hotel in a Western city. She evidently boarded at the place, and it Was a really good hotel. Every other person in the dining -room was well dressed. Her hus- band. was well dressed. She actually wore a wrapper, one such as is , sold in the stores at 98 cents a piece. It was of a dull peacock green color, -with yellow rings in it and intensified her sallow- ness. Her skin and hair had a neglect- ed look, the latter brushed back so tightly that two thin places near her temples were plainly -visible. Her whole appearance was of the 'don't care' order. The sooner she drops away from this =dime sphere, the better it will be for the husband, whose eyes wandered often to the tables where sat other wo- men, who were 'fixed up.' "The other case was that of the presi- dent of a igreat trades union, with whom an interview was necessary. His home was sought towards evening. It was a neat brick house, the front closely shut up, and it actually became a necessity for the correspondent to attack the kit- chen door before she found anyone. Tnis 'anyone' proved to be the wife of the man, a young, black-eyed woman, with a neglected child clinging to her dress. She was, by all appearances, a born slattern. The interview was short and not interesting. The husband was sought in the office of the trades union of which he was chief officer. He was a grand surprise, as he was a man, not only of brawn and. brain, but remark- ably well dressed and thoroughly intel- ligent. He seemed rather suspicious, but thawed easily under genial influ- ences. The truth inadvertently leaked out that he rarely got home until mid- night. I did not weeder. I only 'won- dered that he ever went home, I don't think I would have cared to go. "—Cm. china ti Tribune. Modern Proverbs. Silence is the fool's best friend. A prodigal picks his own pocket. The wise man is not afraid of a hearty laugh. Sometimes to say nothing is to speak loudest. There seems to be more old doctors than aged patients. The only sure way of saving $100 is to save 100 cents. It takes something besides creed to make a Christian. Servants are not the only ones that see life through a keyhole. Men with Much money seldom tell what they really know about finance. There is such a thing as mistaking a sound stomach for a clear conscience. Giving to the poor is the one and only way in which you can make God your debtor. In public business men experiment with theories at which they would hoot in private affairs._ It is to be hoped that you are not the fellow that would rr her give a rich man a dollar than lend a poor one a dime. Philosophy smiles whendold that Pro- fessor Tyndall was the first man to ever attempt to. produce an artificial rain- beiv. THE ARIZONA KICKER. *tarty Large openings for a Dentist There.. nut Re Should De a ehooter, Our heartfelt thanks are hereby ten- dered the braes band of Pine Hill for the unexpected lied enthusiastic serenade ten- dered us at midnight last Tuesday night. The boys rode fourteen miles to prove their good feeling for us, and the notes of the delioious rousic which. aroused us from sleep_ will long linger in our memory. The music was inter- spersed with the throwing of two dead jack 'rabbits against the office door with a hang, but the Pine Hill boys must be held blameless for that. We have a sus- picion that the guilty wretch was our esteemed contemporary down the street, who Was no doubt renewed furious by the compliment given us. We fully in- tended to take him by the neck next day and make him eat those rabbits, fur, ears, paws and all, but the coming of daylight changed our teenage. Poor old coyote! What's the use of wasting time over a man who'd hung himself year; ago if he had the sand of a grass- hopper, or the sense Of a buzzard? A Dentist Wanted. There is a flue opening in this town for a dentist, and he needn't be a first- class one, either. 'Most any sort of a critter who knows how to pull and plug teeth Can strike it rich around here. We have had to and are still depending on Sam Haynes, the blacksmith, to relieve us of our aching molars, and when leim happens to be drunk the toothache muse wait for him to sober up. One day last week Ben Taylor was made so crazy with toothache that he handed his gun to Raub Jackson and begged him to shoot the tooth opt. Reub bad just got over a spree anti his band was shaky, and as a result he shot out two perfectly sound molars, and also carried away the tip of Ben's tongue. There is no dentist for twenty miles around, and the one who settles down here can go hunting or get drunk for three days in each week and then make a barrel of money, Nobody Burt. Tuesday afternoon lest Mr. John Hope, the popular hardware merchant, wanted some legal advice anti started to call at the office of Lawyer Watson to get it. An hour before his pan he had sent word to the same lawyer that we intended to drop in and have a chat with him about a $20,000 libel suit he was threatening to bring. We bare had two or three little chats with him on such subjects and he has always bad to talk with his arms above his head. He was waiting for us with a shotgun, and as Mr. Hope en- tered the door the lawyer blazed away. The caller didn't wait for an explana- tion, but began shooting right and left, and for four or live minutes things were pretty lively, When the smoke cleared. away it was found that no one had been hurt in the fusilacie, though the tintype gallery across the alley had been pretty well shot to pieces. It was a fortunate, ending to an unfortunate affairr, and yet both gentlemen deserve all the public criticism they are receiving. Such poor shooting brings a community into con - matte It Astonished aim. 1. The bliseenri editor who was with us most of the week and attended a meeting of the Common Council as our guest, was astonished at every turn. When we refused to entertain Alderman Harper's motion to table a certain resolution, and. simultaneously with the refusal got time drop,on the Alderman and choked him off, the man from the East caught his breath, and was ready to bolt for the door. He thought there would be shoot- ing for sure. So, too, when Alderman Scott got up to present a resolution which was clearly out of order. We know that if we waited to explain matters the Alderman would get the drop on us and smash Cushing's Manual all to pieces.' Therefore, he had scarcely opened his mouth when we had a gun in line with his chin and were courteously requesting him to sit down and let things take their course. Such things don't happen in St. Louis or Chicago, but we can't grow out of old habits and customs into new ones In a year. When we were made mayor it was expected that we would preside at the Council meetings and keep things straight. We are doing it with two guns on a shelf ander our desk, and doing it well, and up to elate none of the six al- dermen has succeeded in getting the drop on us. If things look a bit queer to our Eastern friends they must remem- ber that every town has its ways. "N WARMS' .10,5B. Di fferen I. New. Hodge—Too bad that you have to work nights in addition to the long hours you put in during the day. Henson—Oh, I don't have to work nights. I get through at live o'clock every day. Hedge—Why, your wife told my wife that you had to work until eleven or twelve o'clock every night. Henson—Yes, but you know my wife's away from home m.o.—Cleveland. Leader. Accounted For. Mrs. Upley—What an ignorant child Willie Cinch is! He told our Johnnie to- day that two ones make eleven. Old Upley—Well, that's the result of, home training. His father is a politician anti helps count the votes on election day.—Philadelphia North American. Two Minds. "It's remarkable to see hew much con- densed milk is beteg used nowadays," remarked the'summer boarder. "Yes," replied the guileless dairyman as he reachea for the pinup handle, "and how much expanded milk, too."—Wash- ington Star. 'Wants It and Gots It. "Man wants but little here below," So spoke the ancient wit; To \Odell it may be safe to add, Be also gets it—nit! —Cincinnati Enquirer. " The 'Effect of comparison. "The rooms in your new house seem small." "Yes, but we are going to the seashore for the summer and 'when we get back they will seem big and roomy."—Chi- eago Record,