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THE EXETER A.DVOCAT`E.
THURSDAY, JULY 30, 1590.
The Week's Commercial Summary.
The stock of wheat at Toronto is 174,-
881 bushels as against 177,253 bushels
last week and 24,207 bushels a. year ago.
Minneapolis mills produced only 149, 570
barrels of flour,:. week before last, against
258,100 the last week of June, and 99,-
500 a year ago.
A number of sales of new wheat in
Ontario are reported the past few days.
Redisselling at 59o., and white at 60e,
western freights.
The net currency circulation in the
United States on July 1st was $1,50,-
725,200, a decrease of $194,406,768 in a
year. The per capita ciroulation is now
$21.15.
At Montreal trade is of a seasonable
midsummer character, and in no line is
there any special activity, except in the
export of cheese, which, while behind
the figures of last yea; are very fairly
maintamed, considering the very law
market values prevailing in England.
Butter, too, is realizing poor prices, six-
teen cents being about the figure for fine
creamery, with ordinary dairy makes
in poor request.
The visible supply of wheat in the
United States and Canada has begun to
increase early this season. There was
an increase last week of 21,000 bushels,
whereas during the corresponding week
of last year there was a decrease of 2,-
122,000 bushels. The visible is now
47,220,000 bushels as against 41,237,000
a year ago, and 53,154,000 two years
ago. The amount on passage to Europe
is, however, only 22,560,000 bushels as
against 40,320,000 ba4'hels a year ago.
There were 35 failures in the Domin-
ion last week as compared to 39 the
week before and 37 in the corresponding
week of a year ago. Ontario heads the
list with 18, only one of which had a
rating above $1,000; one was rated under
$1,000, the remaining 16 had the lowest
credit or blank rating. Quebec had 11,
none of which were of any commercial
importance. Nova. Scotia had five, Mani-
toba one. None were reported from the
other provinces last week.
The wholesale trade at Toronto this
week is fairly satisfactory. The move-
ment in seasonable goodsis up to expec-
tations, and the assurance that no
changes in the tariff will be made within
a year has allayed any feeling of uncer-
tainty that might have existed in indus-
trial circles. Large stocks in hands of
manufacturers prevent any advances in
quotations, which in most respects may
be said to favor the buyer. The low
prices of raw cotton and wools indicate
that manufactured fabrics will continue
easy for some time to coma, One of the
strongest markets is for hides, which
are again higher, in sympathy chiefly
with the improved tone of western
>aaarkets.
Here and There.
The bathing suit of 1896 is a little
more decoilete at both top and bottom.
than that of last year. •
The way for ministers to catch the
wheelmen on Sundays is to have their
churches ten or fifteen miles out, on
good macadam roads.
Last month was the mildest Tune for
five years, but there are reasons for be-
lieving July was cut from an entirely
different piece of summer goods.
Speaking of people who are long suffer-
ing and kind, a Brooklyn woman whose
husband abandoned her seven years ago
has just had, Mm arrested for desertion.
New York reports that a monkey in
cue of its zoos, having had, some trouble
'with its mate, went and hung itself. It
Is not the first monkey that has cut that
sort of a caper,
It is said that Mine: Zola has never
read or tried to read one of her husband's
books. In the absence of further inform-
ation, we infer that Mme. Zola is a very
estimable woman.
Cuba's sugar crop is all in. It is
worth $10,000,000 this year, as against
$50,000,000 last year. how much longer
does Spain at this rate of sacrifice expect
to get blood out of a stone?
.e Worms cause feverishness, moaning
and restlessness during sleep. Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator is pleasant,
sure and effectual. If your druggist has
none in stock, get him to procure it for
you.
e Liverpool has a city ordinance forbid-
ding the use of the streets to vehicles
displaying advertisements. A man who
undertook to show an advertisement on
a bicycle was fined recently under this
law. The city authorities seem to under-
stand that the best place to advertise is
in the newspapers.
A new sporific,' to which the name
petlotin has been given, has been discov
erect in a Mexican cactus called anhal
onium., Certain tired mothers are hop-
ing pellotin will be in the market by
another Tune so that they can surrep-
titiously administer small doses thereof
to their boys the night before the next
First.
TOPICS OF A WEEK.
'rhe Important Events in a Few Words Foe
Busy Readers.
CANADIAN.
Ontario will have a good fruit crop.
St, Thomas is infested with thieves.
Considerable building is being done at
Goderioh.
Sir Oliver Mowat has been appointed
to the Senate
Manitoba crop reports could , not be
more favorable
It cost a Berlin caterer $5.25 for sell-
ing
elling soft drinks.
Chief of Police Smith, Hamilton, is an
expert bicyclist,
Dog poisoning has become epidemic
in Braoebridge.
A Carlyon pig died of sunstroke a
short time ago.
An Ottawa man paid $40 fine for sell-
ing cigarettes to boys.
The Bank of Commerce is putting up
a fine building at Goderioh.
Kindergarten cottages are to be built
at some schools in Stratford.
A raft containing 700,000 feet of lum-
ber came to Goderich last week.
Barrie complains of the Gas Company
polluting the waters of the bay.
Sir Donald A Smith was presented to
the Queen and made a G. O..M. G.
A green bug is working on the apple
trees in some parts of Huron county.
Many frogs are caught about Hespeler
and Preston and shipped to Guelph.
Next year Simooe will have 16 county
councillors, instead of 56 as at present.
Lord Aberdeen will probably open, the
Western Fair at London on September 15.
The trade returns for June show a
slight falling off in exports and imports,
Lieut -Col Aylmer has been appointed
Adjutant -Genera 1 of the Canadian mili-
tia
Forest fires are reported to be threaten-
ing the mining camps in British Coluiu-
tia.
A horse near Picton, struck by light-
ning, was blinded and paralyzed on one
side.
Wildwood is the name of a new post -
office in Downie township, near St.
Mary's.
A number of children have died of
diphtheria at Essonville, Haliburton
county.
At Guilds, near Blenheim, a pretty
young lady was poll clerk at the recent
election.
The Kingston street railway has in-
creased the wages of its conductors to $6
a week.
Last year the C. P. R. gross earnings
were nearly $19,000,000 and the net
$7,500,000,
During the summer months all sorts
of cattle are allowed to roam the streets
of Wiarton.
John Butler, of Windsor, aged 73, once
a Virginian slave, was killed by a tree
falling upon him.
The Johnston Line steamer Parkmore,
from Montreal, is ashore on a rocky coast
at Cormorant Point
Premier Mitchell of New Brunswick
has completed his Cabinet, and the Min-
isters were sworn in.
The steamer Hope, which conveys the
eixth Peary expedition to the north,
sailed from Halifax.
Lord Aberdeen has consented to open
the Central Exhibition at Peterboro on
the 22nd of September.
Chief Aitchison, of the Hamilton fire
brigade, has returned home from the
firemen's tournament in. London.
Elgin County Council has voted $800
towards expenses attending the Governor-
Ueueral's visit in September.
Rev Dr Barbour, principal of the Can-
adian Congregational College since 1887,
has tendered his resignation
The militia camps may not be held this
sum mer, but if that be impossible they
will be held early next summer.
Ast.essment System --Mutual Principle.
The important announcement is made
this morning of the amalgamation of the
'business of the Provincial Provident
Institution of St Thomas with the
Mutual Reserve Fund Life Association,
whose manager for Ontario is Mr. W. J.
McMurtry, of Toronto, These are the two
'largest natural premium life institutions
in Canada. Their aggregate business in
the Dominion amounts to $86,000,000.
The Mutual Reserve Fund Life, which
is the largest natural premium company
in the world', has for years done a large
business in Canada, and has paid here in
death claims over $1,250,000. It is duly
registered under the. Dominion Act, and
has a deposit in Governmet bonds with
the Insurance Department amounting to
$108,000. By this change the members of
the Provincial Provident become mem-
bers of an institution with one hundred
and ten thousand members and over
$310, 000,000 of insurance; an institution
that has nearly $6,000,000 assets and an
equal annual income, and 'which has
paid out $27,000,000 in death claims, It
is hardly possible that they will fail to
appreciate the advantages of this change
in the increased security which is thus
'Placed behind their insurance.
Lord Aberdeen has signed the treasury
warrant for current expenses submitted
to him by the Laurier Cabinet so that
the civil servants will be paid at once,
instead of having to wait until the ses-
sion of Parliament.
Differences of Opinion regarding the
popular internal and external remedy, Dr.
Thomas' Balearic Oil—do not, so far as
known, exist, The testimony is positive
and concurrent that the article relieves
physical pain, cures lameness, ohecks a
cough, is an excellent remedy for pains
and rheumatic complaints, and it has
no nauseating or other unpleasant effect
when taken internally.
UNITED STATES..'
Kansas City banks refuse to pay out
any more gold.
Cape Colony has ordered young orange
trees from California for experimental
purposes.
More than thirty-seven thousand girls
are engaged in the telephone service .in
the United States.
Ex -Governor William E. Russell, of
Massachusetts, was found dead at St.
Adelaide de Pabos, Quebec.
A New York genius is -constructing a
bicycle for which the weight of the rider
will furnish the motive power.
The fact that White Sulphur Springs,
Mout„ is a splendid antidote for the
tobacco habit, is attracting the attention
of slaves of the weed.
It is reported in New York that a
third Democratic ticket is :probable,
owing to the opposition of leading Demo-
crats to the silver platform.
A flawless stone weighing eight tons,
two and a half feet at base and twenty-
two feet long,was taken from a quarry
in Eureka, Vt., the other day.
Chicago expects to have a tower which
will be he highest structure of the kind
ever erected. It will be fifteen hundred
feet high and three hundred feet square
at the base.
It. has been found impossible to build
a lighthouse on Diamond Shoal. off
Hatteras, but the Government will put
in a lightship at once, an she will be
the strongest ever made.
The driver and four musicians 'were
swept off the top of Buffalo Bill's band
wagon while trying to pass under an
overhead bridge on Erie street, in Cleve-
land. Two of them will die.
A bear being raised. on North Island,
Cal., disappeared. The whole island was
beat over for him, when the tired party
found him asleep in a bedchamber of a
residence, where lie bad gone to sleep on
a pillow beneath the bed.
In a lot of old paper stock received
lately at a mill in Andover, Conn., was
a Bible, the inscription of which reads:
"This Bible was used in the pulpit by
rev. Steven West, pastor in Stockbridge,
!lass., from 1759-1818."
Dr. David Starr Jordan, president of
Stanford University, has been appointed
president of the Behring Sea Commission
which will go to Alaska waters on the
steamer Albatross to make an exhaus-
tive study of the sealing question. .
Since trees have been extensively
planted in Southern California the rain-
fall of the region has become much more
uniform and favorable to agriculture.
But there are other parts of the state in
which the sawmills are wiping out the
forests.
,Tosepn B. Porter of Canton Vt. has
lately come into possession of a. handsome
wooden plough which is snore than 176
years old and is still in a good state of
preservation, It was built in 1720 by
Jonathan Belcher, one of the earliest
settlers of Randolph, for his own private
Parmelee's Pills possess the power of
acting specifically upon the diseased or-
gans, stimulating to action the dormant
energies of the system, thereby removing
disease. In fact, so great is the power of
this medicine to cleanse and purify,that
diseases of almost every name and nature
are driven from the body. Mr. D. Cars-
well, Carswell P.O., Ont., writes: "I
have tried Parmelee's Pills and find
them an excellent medicine, and one that
will sell well."
A Kingston coal dealer, owing to de-
fective scales,bas been selling 200 pounds
inore coal to each ton than he should
- There are so many prisoners in the
Kingston penitentiary that the accom-
modation at meal time is not sufficient
Hamilton Irishmen met and appointed
delegates to the Irish National Conven-
tion to be held in Dublin in September.
Scarlet fever again prevails at Wan-
hausnene, and Coldwater children are
Oghting whooping -cough and chicken-
pox
Mr. Ballantyne of Stratford after a
visit to Manitoba thinks that the outlook
for dairying in that province is very
good.
Rev: C. H. Shutt is suing certain
members of his church for $20,000 for
defamation, the outcome of a recent
church scandaL
Mrs. William Silbington, of Sarnia,
met a terrible death. Deceased, who was
blind, accidentally set fire to her clothes,
and received fatal injuries.
Christian Hansen was convicted of
the murder of James Mullin near Seguin
Falls at the Parry Sound Assizes, be -
ore Mr. Justice Ferguson.
The Imperial Privy Council has refused
to allow the Government of Canada to
appeal from the Supreme Court judg-
ment in the St. Louis -Curran bridge suit.
Justice King of the Supreme Court of
Canada has been appointed British rep-
resentative upon the commission to ad-
just -the United States -Canadian Bering
sealers' claims for seizures.
The order -in -council appointing • Sir
'.)liver Mowat senator for the Bay of
Quinte district has been returned to Ot-
tawa from Quebec with the Governor-
General's signature attached,
Negotiations have been completed
Whereby the Michigan Central Railway
will have the use of the London & Pont
Stanley line until the expiry of the Walk-
er lease, which has eighteen years to run.
The jury on the enquiry at Kingston
touching thcydeath of Stewart Babcock.
the Grand Trunk railway brakesrnan
who was killed on Sunday while coup-
ling ears have returned a verdict of acci-
dental death.
To a deputation from the Prohibtion
convention which waited on him, Pre
miar Hardy promised that the Govern-
ment would do all it had power to do in
the direction of the enact/nett of a pro-
hibitory law for the Province.
The '•Wabash express ran Into a local
Freight train at Thainesville Friday
tnorning. Both trains were badly dam-
tged: Engineer, Booth, of the express,
was instantly killed, but the passengers
escaped unhurt:
YOItBIGN.
It is reported at Constantinople that
400 Armenians have been masse; red at
Egin, in the Dfarbekir district.
A big concentration of Cuban rebel
forces is annrunced under the leadership
of Periqueto Perez near Guanananrno.
A special from Havana says: La Lucha
prints a Santiago special despatch to
the effect that Calixto Garcia was
wounded.
The messenger who carried the news
to the Khalifa at Omdurman that 'his
army had been defeated at Firket was
immediately crucified.
The steamer Hope, with the Peary
expedition on board, left Sydney, N. S.,
for Greenland Friday, to bring back a
40 -ton meteorite from, Cape York.
The steamer Storm King and the
Mobile, of the Atlantic Transport Line,
bound from .London for New York,
collided at Gravesend Friday. Both ves-
sels were badly damaged.
Mr. Balfour announced in the House
of Commons yesterday that he feared
there would not be time this session to
pass the Deceased Wife's Sister bill, but
that efforts would be made for the pass-
ing of the Irish ,Land bill.
In spite of strong pressure brought to
bear by Sir Donald Smith, the Imperial
Government has finally refused to permit
the Ulster Steamship Company - to erect
on the live stock wharf at Belfast a
building in which to slaughter Canadian
cattle -
Cholera and all summer complaints are
so quick in their action that the cold
hand of death is upon the victims before
they are aware that danger is near. If.
attacked do not delay in getting the
proper medicine. Try a dose of Dr. J. D.
Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial, and you
will get immediate relief. It acts with
wonderful rapidity and never fails to
effect a cure:.
A Chance tor. Gs All.
The possibilities of winter comfort
seem now to he only limited by the ex-
tent of the spruce trees in the land. So
long as a "wooden cloth"—and this is
practically what Fibre Chamois is—can
be had for a trifling expense to line our
outer garment° with, no one need ever
suffer from the sharpest winds or frost-
iest air of the, winter. An asbolute non-
conductor of cold, Fibre Chamois is also
durable, light in weight and: pliable, so
that the presence of a layer of it through
a teat is neverfelt save by theprotection
it gives froth a roaring gale or icy
temperature. As its .thorough worth has
long since been proven there is no possi-
ble risk of disappointment in preparing
to enjoy the healthful warmth it always
provides. ee
GOLD OR SILVER ?
You'd Give All You Rave Of Both to be
Restored to Reath --Dr. Agnew's great
Cures Aro Specific Cures for Specific Ail
' meats.
HEART DISEASE,—Relief in thirty
minutes in most alarming cases of heart
trouble: A strong statement to make
for Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, but
it is borne out by the testimony of
thousands who to -day proclaim them-
selves .snatched from thea, grave by its
wonderful curative powers, if the heart
flutters, palpitates, tires easily, it indi-
gates heart disease. Be warned in time
Use :this surest and quickest curet it
never falls. James Allen, of St. Stephen,
N.B., writes: "I was troubled with very
severe pains in the ' heart, pain in the
side, and shortness of breath. I became
completely exhausted with the least ex-
ertion. Doctors said my case was a hope-
less -one. I procured a bottle of Dr.
Agnew's Cure for the Heart, A few
doses gave me permanent relief—six
bottles entirely cured ane, and to -day I
am well, and strong as I ever was. I
think it the best medicine on earth for
h art trouble."
CATARRH.—It goes right to the seat
of the trouble, attacks the disease, re-
moves the cause, cleanses out and heale
the parts, quickly and permanently. Dr.
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder does all this,
and it's no hearsay. The slaves who are
freed from this loathsome malady: by
this positive cure, are singing its praises
day in and day out. "I am i;0 years old.
I have had catarrh for 50 years, Dr.
rl.ngew's Catarrhal Powder cured me,
and I look upon my cure as almost a
miracle," says Geo. Lewis, of Shamokin;
Pa. A simple cold in the head may he
the first step to chronic -catarrh. Stop
the cold and prevent the catarrh, Dr,
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder is harmless
and easily applied.
PILES CURED IN THREE TO SIX
NIGI-ITS.---Dr. Angew's ointment will
cure all cases of itching piles in from
8 to 6 nights. One application brings
comfort. For blind and bleeding piles it
is peerless. Also dunes Tatter, Salt
Rheum, Eczema, Barber's Itch, and all
eruptions of the skin. 85 cents.
TEN CENTS CURES CONSTIPA-
TION AND LIVER ILLS.—Dr.
new's Liver Pills are the most perfect
made, and cure like magic Sick Head-
ache, Constipation, Biliousness, Indi-
gestion and all liver ills. 10 cents a vial
—40 doses,
New Process of Butter -Making.
A new process of butter -making,
whereby butter can be produced in a
minute has been invented and some
dairymen of experience who have given
the matter some study assert that it will.
revolutionize the industry on this con-
tinent, The inventor is Herr Salenius,a
Swedish engineer, and is now in success-
ful operation in Sweden, Finland and
England. The butter is ' made from
sterilized milk the milk being heated to
a temperature of 160 degrees and than
suddenly cooled to a temperature of 50
degrees by means of small cooling frames
through which iced water is constantly
run. The cream which rises is taken by
a skimmer and raised to the churning
chamber of the machine. The cream is
then forced into a tub which is perforat-
ed with tiny holes and emerges with
great force onto each fresh layer of
cream as it rises, converting it into
butter by concussion. The butter is then
in the form of granules and is drawn
into a tub,where it is mixed with butter-
milk. After a thorough mixing it is put
under pressure in a butter worker and
almost all the buttermilk is gqueezed
out. The butter is then placed on ice,
where is it kept for two hours. It is
then worked over again and made up.
Ideal Summer' Resort.
Kill two birds with one stone. Spend a
pleasant summer holiday at Oakville and
get rid of the liquor or morphine habit
once and for all at the same time. It will
cost you a little more than if you go to
an ordinary summer resort, but prob-
ably not half as much as you would
spend on liquor in half the time. "Lake-
hurst," with its fine house, shady
grounds, waterfront and excellent board,
is preferable to most hotels, and you can
leave your liquor curse behind you for-
ever when your holiday is over. For full
particulars address Manager, Lakehurst
Institute, Oakville, Ont.
The Precious Bit.
Mrs. Billus—John, what are you put•
tins that great padlock on the ice box
for? Are you afraid burglars will steal
the pound of butter and the quart of
skimmed milk inside of it?
Mr. Billus—No. I'm afraid they'll.
steal the half pound of foe.—Chicago
Journal.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Con-
tain Mercury,
As mercury will sorely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
Such arti,'les should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold. to theood you
can possibly derive from them. Rall'�Catarrh
Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, ., contains no mercury, and is taken
internlly, acting'direetly upon the blood 'and
mucous surfaces of the system. In ouyingHail's'
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. Itis
taken internally, and made in To edo, Ohio, by
F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
£J'Sold by Druggists, price 75e per bottle.
Prepared. -
"No," said the savage king, "the peo-
ple of my tribe will not arbitrate. They
want blood."
The envoy smiled.
"In that case" he said—
And he opened his grij, and confidently
extracted a bottle of beef, iron and wine.
ADAMS' GINGER BEER.
For Making a Delicious Health Drink at
Small Cost- -
Recipe: - -
Adams' Root Beer Exttaet........ one bottle
Fleisohmann's Yeast, 'one-half to one cake
Sugar two lbs.
Cream of Tartar, . - one-half oz.
Lukewarm water - two gallons
Dissolve,tlie,su•rtu', cream of tartar and yeast
in the water, add the extract, and bottle; place
in a warm pp�lace for twe ty-four hours until it
ferments, then: place on ice, when it will open
sparkling, cool and delicious.
The Ginger Beer can be obtained in all drug
and grocery stores in 10 ceet bottles, to make
two gallons.
A Ferry of the' Heart.
Alberta—He must be in earnest and
those places where his letter sticks to-
gether must be tears.
Alethea—They're sot tears, but they
prove positively that he loves me—they
are where he dipped his pen in the
mucilage.
FITS.—All fits stopped free' and permanent-
' s
ermanent's cured. No fits after first day's use of Dr.
Hline's Great Nerve Restorer. Free :$2
trial bottle sent through Oanadtau ?agency.
Address Dr, Kline, 981 Arch 81., Philadelphia,
Pa.
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CUT PRICES ON PUMPSS
Everything the farmer sells is low. Who
sells low to him ? We have repeatedly refused
to join, and, therefore, defeated windmill combi-
nations, and have, since '89, reduced the cost of
e F wind power to one-sixth what it was,
We believe in low� prices, high grades
and large sales, No one knows the
best pump or prices until he knows
, \}i curs. We make short hand and long
ati power stroke pumps, with best seam-
CNICgGO iron less
tube
xr6 inch attz.za lower than
your dealer. Buy none other. Aerasotor prices cod
goods are always best.- Through gratitude, and
became rte are price makers, and are safest to
deal with, the world bas given us more than half
its windmill business. Wehave =branch houses—
one near you. Write for bouutttully illustrated circular.., .
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NOT TO CRAZY TO THINK,
valuable Inventions Thought Oid by Pa-
tients in'Luuatie Asylums.
"A lunatic asylum is about the last
place any one would searoh,in for ingen-
ious anti valuable inventions, isn't it?"
said. the resident physician of one Of the
largest of these institutions, according
to a writer in London Answers. "We
have a patient in this asylum now who
believes that he is shut .up : in the old
Fleet prison for the national debt. In
the hope of raising the money to pay.
this trifle nil and obtain his release he
has for the last two years devoted his
poor brain to invent,ng things. Strange
to say, among a host of utterly absurd
ideas he actually has produced two
which are really practicable. His friends
and "I have supplied him with such
narmiess materials as he requires, and
he has just finished a simple automatic
contrivance for the head of a lawn tennis
racquet, to pick up the balls and abolish
stooping. It acts pretty well, end I'm
so convinced there's money in it that I've
advised his friends to secure a patent for
him in case he becomes cared. His other
invention is of a different kind, being a
really efficacious preventative of seasick-
ness.
"It's very simple; two of its compon-
ents are in every kitchen and the rest in
every chemist's shop, I have sneeeafully
tested it myself on two occasions recently
when crossing the channel in very stormy
weather,
"As an initance of the cleverness of
lunatics, it may interest you to know
that a very valuable improvement con-
nected with machinery, and now in daily
use everywhere, was invented by the
inmate of an asylum well known to
every one by name. Ae he is now quite
'tired, and is a eonaewhac prominent
man, I won't mention any details: but
his invention, designed and modeled as
a diversion while absolutely insane, has
since brought him in thousands of
pounds.
-
"A lunatic at an asylum where I was
once assistant phy eieian invented a flying
machine, and had a unique method of
suspending it in mid-air. 'Atmospheric
pressure being fifteen pounds to the
square inch,' he said, 'I have simply to
exhaust all the air from above my airship
by au enormous air -pump faxed over the
whole deck, and the air pressure under-
neath will hold the ship up,' I tole him
he'd need another air pump. on top of
the first one to exhaust the air that
would be pressing that. pump down, and
another above that, and so on, ad lib.;
but he declared ,he once rnadeta model
which worked splendidly. He said: 'It
flew about in the room like a bird. Un-
fortunately, the window happened to be
open at the top, and sn it flew out, and
se I lose it,' he lamented.
"The chaplain of an asylum in the
north once told me of a madman there
who had a plan for laying a cable round.
the world in two days. His idea was to
send up a werful balloon to the highest
possible altitude, with -a cable attached
13y the revolution of the earth on its axis
the cable, he declared, would be laid
completely round the earth in twenty-
four hours."
Feared Foul Play.
"I never knew such a modest author
as Penn, :the author of 'The Pink Butter-
fly., „
"I hadn't noticed that he was any
more modest than the average writer
Where did you meet him?" -
"At a summer resort last summer,
where his book was about the only thing
to be had in the reading line, and, in
spite of the fact that every cue in the
hotel had either read it or was reading
it, he made no mention of the fact that
he was the author of it"
"Did you read it?"
"No. Why?"
"Well, if you had, you would under-
stand that it was discretion and not
modesty that induced him to keep quiet,
about the authorship. He probably didn't
wish to be foully dealt with."—Chicago
Evening Post.
Wouldn't Gratify Them. -
Mr Bangs—Don't you think we'd bet-
ter pull down the parlor shades? We
shan't be home for ten days, you know
Mrs Bangs—No, indeed If we put the
shades down half the women in town
whom I. know will hustle up here and
leave their cards. I'm not going to grat-
ify them. in . any such way.—Cleveland
Post.
The Real Question.
"After all, the real money question is
how to make both ends meet."
"Ah, that accounts for the aerobatics
of some of our candidates." — Detroit
Tribune.
The Discriminating
Public a !ways
ask for
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Tommy Could Tell.
"Now, can any little boy tell me what
the word 'debut' means?'"' asked the
teiicher, pleasantly.
'i'nere wee a dead silence.
"Come, conte," she continued, in en -
encouraging tone, ,"let me see if I cannot
help you a little. You all remember
wise , I because your teaches'?"
a Yes, ma'am," in a chorus.
" 1V:'ll, the first day that I presented
myself before you, what wag it I made?'
'•Please, ma'am, I know." from Tom-
my Tradles. -
"That's it, Tommy," said the teacher,
with a pleased senile. "Tell the rest of
the boys what it was I made."
"A big bluff," said T'ommy.-^Mil-
Waukee Wisconsin.
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A Irrost,
Binks—My poetry will be read when
all my miserable contemporaries are for-
gotten.
Editor—Well, come around and see me
then.
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