The Exeter Advocate, 1896-7-23, Page 7;FOR ANOTHER'S SAKE
PRESENTATION OF THE THEORIES
OF RUIN AND RESTORATION,
!ugly, and now Mephibiosheth says to
himself: "VI hat does the king want of
me? Isn't it enough that I am lame? Is
be going to destroy my life? Is he going
to wreak on me the vengeance which he
holds toward my grandfather Saul? It's
too had." But go to the palace Mephibos-
heth must, since the king has commanded
it. With staff and crutches and helped by
his friends, I see Mephibosheth going up
the Stairs of the palace. I hear his staff
and crutches rattling on the tessellated
floor of the throne room. No sooner have
these two persons confronted each other,
Mephibosheth and David, the king, than
Mephibosheth throws himself, fiat on his
face before the king and styles himself a
dead dog. In the east when a man styles
himself a dog he utters the utmokt term
of self abnegation. It is not a tertii
so strong in this country, where,
if a dog has a fair chance, he sometimes
shows more nobility of character than
some human specimens that we wot of,
but the mangy ours of the oriental cities,
as I know by my own observation, are
utterly detestable. Mephibosheth gives the
utmost term of self loathing when he
compares himself to a dog, and dead at
that.
Consider the analogy. When the com-
mand is given from the palace of heaven
to the human soul to come, the soul be-
gins to tremble. It says: "What is God
going to do with me now? Is he going
to destroy me? Is he going to wreak his
vengeance upon' me?" There is more
than one Mephibosheth trembling now
because God has summoned. him to the
palace of divine grace. What are you
trembling about? God has no. pleasure
in the death of a sinner. He does not
send for you to hurt you. He sends for
you to do you good. A Scotch preacher had
the following circumstances brought un-
der his observation: There was a poor
woman in the parish who was about to
be turned out because she could not pay
her rent. One night she heard a loud
knocking at the door, and she made no
answer and hid herself. The rapping con-
tinued louder, louder, louder, but she
made no answer and continued to hide
herself. She was almost frightened unto
death. She said, "That's the ()filter of
the law come to throw me out of my
home, "
A few days after a Christian philan-
thropist met her in the street and said:
"My poor woman, where were you the
other night? I came round to your house
to pay your rent. Why didh't you lot me
in? Were you at home.?" "Why," she re-
plied, "was that you?" "Yes, that was
me. I came to pay your rent." "Why,"
she said, "if I had had any idea that it
was you, I would have let you in. I
thought it was an officer come to cast
me out of my home." 'O soul, that loud
knocking at thy gate to -day is not the
sheriff come to put you in jail. It is the
best friend you ever had come to be your
security. You shiver with terror because
you think it is wrath. his mercy. Why,
then, tremble before the King of heaven
and earth calls you to his palace? Stop
trembling and start right away. "Oh,"
you say, "I can't start. I have been so
lamed by sin and so lamed by evil habit
I can't start. I am lame in both feet."
My friend, we come ont with our prayers
and sympathies to help you up to the
palace. If you want to get to the palace,
you may get there. Start now. The Holy
Spirit will help you. All you have to do
is just to throw yourself on your face at
Mephibosheth
the feet of the King, as leph bosheth
Mephibosheth's caninal comparison
seems extravagant to the world, but
when a man has seen himself as he really
is and seen how he has been treating
the Lord, there is no term vehement
enough to express is self condemnation.
The dead dog of Mephibosheth's compar-
ison fails to describe the man's utter
loathing of himself. Mephibosheth's pos-
turing does not seem too prostrate. When
a soul is convicted, first he prays upright.
Then the muscles of his neck relax, and
he is able to bow his head. After awhile,
by an almost superhuman effort, he
kneels down to pray. After awhile, when
he has seen God and seen himself, he
throws himself fiat on his face at the feet
bf the King, just like Mephibosheth. The
fact is if we could see ourselves as God
sees us we would perish at the spectacle
You would have no time to overhaul
other people. Your cry would be, "God,
be merciful to me, a sinner!"
And, again, Mephibosheth in my text
stands for the sake of another. Mephi-
bosheth would never have got into the
palace on his own account. Why did
David ransack the realm to find that
poor man and then bestow upon him
great fortune and command a farmer of
the name of Ziba to culture the estate
and give to this invalid Mephibosheth
half the proceeds every year? Why did
King David makesuch a mighty stir
about a poor fellow who would never be
of any use to the throne of Israel? It
was for, Jonathan's sake. It was what
Robert Burns calls for "mild langsync."
David could not forget what Jonathan
had done for him in other days. Three
times this chapter has it that all this
kindness on the part of David to Mephi•
bosheth was for his father Jonathan's
sake. The ' daughter of Peter Martyr,
through the vice of her husband, came
down to penury, and the senate of Zur-
ich took care of her for her father's sake.
Sometimes a person has applied to you
for help, and you have refused him, but
when you found he was the son or
brother of some one who had been your
benefactor in former days and by a glance
you saw the resemblance of your old
friend in the face of the applicant you
relented and you said, "Oh, I will do
this for your father's sake." You know
by your experience what my text means.
Now, my friends, it is on that principle
that you and I are to get into the King's
palace.
The most important part of every
prayer is the last three or four words of
it—"For Christ's sake." Do not rattle off
those words as though they were inerely
the finishing stroke of the prayer. They
are the most important part .of the
prayer. When in earnestness you go be-
fore God and say "for Christ's sake" it
rolls in, as it were, upon God's mind all
the memories of Bethlehem and Gen-
nesaret and Golgotha. When you say be -
fine God "for Christ's sake" you hold
before God's mind every groan, every
tear, every crimson drop of his only be-
gotten Son. If there is anything in all
the universe that will move God to an
act of royal benefaction, it is to say "For
Christ's sake." God is omnipotent, but
he is not strong enough to resist that
cry, "For Christ's sake." if a little child
should kneel behind God's throne and
should Say "For Christ's sake," the great
Jehovah would turn around on his throne
to look at her and listen. No prayer ever
gets to heaven hut for Christ's sake. No.
soul is ever comforted but for Christ's
sake. The world will never be redeemed
but for Christ's sake. Our name, how-
ever illustrious it may be among men,
before God stands only for inconsistency
and ala. But there is a name, a potent
A Dramatic Bible Scene --The 'Disabled
Human Doul Humbled, and Restored --
The Important Part of Every Prayer ---
Glories of a Magnificent Gospel.
Washington, July 19.—Dr. Talmage's
sermon of to -day is a vivid and novel
presentation of the theories of ruin and
`restoration. The Bible scene described is
dramatic. His text was II Samuel ix, 1
land 13: "Is there yet any that is left of
the house of Saul, that I may show him
kindness for Jonathan's sake? * * * *
So Mephibosheth dwelt in Jerusalem,
for he did eat continually at the king's
table and was rents on both his feet."
Was there ever anything more roman-
tic and chivalrous than the love of David
and Jonathan? At one time Jonathan
was up and David was down. Now David
is up and Jonathan's family is down.
'As you have often heard of two soldiers
before going into battle making a cove-
nant that if one is shot the survivor will
ltake charge of the body, the watch, the
mementos and perhapst
ofe bereft fam-
ily
1
ily of the one that dies, so David and
Tonathan have made a covenant and
now that Jonathan is dead David is in
quiring about his family, that he may
show kindness unto them for their father
Jonathan's sake,
Careful search is made, and a son of
Jonathan of the dreadfully homely name
of Mephibosheth is found. His ,!arse, in
his Infancy, had let him fall, and the
fall had put both his ankles out of place,
and they had never been set. This de-
crepit, poor man is brought into the pal-
ace of King David. David looks upon
him with melting tenderness, no doubt
seeing in his face a resemblance to his
old friend, the deceased Jonathan. The
whole bearing of King David toward
him seems to say "How glad I am to
see you, Mephibosheth. How you remind
me of your father, my old friend and
benefactor! I made a bargain withour
father a good many years ago, and lam
going to keep it with you. What can I
do for you, Mephibosheth? I am resolved
what to do—I will make you a rich
Man. I will restore to you the confiscated
property of your grandfather Saul, and
you shall be a guest of mine as long as
you live, and you shall be seated at my
table among the princes. It was too
much for Mephibosheth. and he cried out
against It, calling himself a dead dog.
"Be still," says David. "I don't do this
on your own account. I do this for your
father Jonathan's sake. I can never forget
his kindness. I remember when I was
hounded from place to place how he be-
friended me. Can I ever forget how he
stripped himself of his courtier apparel
and gave it to me instead of my shep-
herd's coat, and how ho took off his own
,sword and bolt and gave them to me
instead of my sling? Oh, I can never for-
get him! I feel as if I couldn't do enough
Ifor you his son. I don't do it for your
sake; I do it for your father. Jonathan's
sake." "So Mephibosheth dwelt in Jeru-
salemr for he did eat continually at the
king's table and was lame on both his
feet."
There is so much gospel in this quaint
incident that I am embarrassed to know
where to begin. Whom do Mephibosheth
make
and David and Jonathan you think
of?
Mephibosheth, in the first place, stands
for the disabled human soul. Lord
Byron describes sin as a charming reck-
lessness, as a gallantry, as a Don Tnan.
George Sand describes sin as triumphant
in many intricate plots. Gavarni, with
his engraver's knife, always shows sin
as a great jocularity, But the Bible pre-
sents it as a Mephibosheth, lame on both
feet, Sin, like the nurse in the context,
attempted to carry us and let us fall,
and we have been disabled, and in our
whole nature we are decrepit. Sometimes
theologians haggle about a technicality.
They use the words "total depravity,"
and some people believe in the doctrine,
and some reject it. What do you mean
by total depravity? Do you mean that
every man is as bad as he can be? Then
I do not believe it either. But do you
mean that sin has let us fall, that it
has sacrificed and disabled and crippled
ourentire moral nature until we can
not walk straight and are lame in both
feet? Then I admit your proposition.
There is not so much difference in an
African jungle, with barking, howling,
,hissing, fighting quadruped and reptile,
and paradise, with its animals coming
'before Adam when he patted them and
stroked them and gave them names, so
that the panther was as tame as the
cow, and the condor as tame as the dove,
as there Is between the human soul dis-
Iabled and that soul as God originally
constructed it. I do not care what the
senstimentalists or the poets say in re-
gard to sin. In the name of God, I de-
1clare to you to -day that sin is disorgan-
!leation, disintegration, ghastly disfigura-
tion, hobbling deformity.
• Your modern theologian tells you that
man is a little out of sorts. He some-
times thinks wrong. He sometimes does
wrong—indeed, his nature needs a little
moral surgery, an outside splint, a slight
compress, a little rectification. Religiin
is a good thing to have; it might some
day come into tise. Man is partially
wrong, not all wrong. He is lame in
one foot. Bring the salve of divine grace,
and the ointment, and the pain extractor,
and we will have his one foot cured.
Man is only half wrong, not altogether
wrong, In what is man's nature right?,
In his will, his affections, his judgment?
No. There is an old book that says,
"The whole land is sick and the whole
heart faint," Mephibosheth lame in both
feet! Our belief of the fact that sin has
sacrificed and deformed our souls in-
creases as we go on in years. When you
started life, you thought that man was a
little marred by sin, and he was about
one-tenth wrong. By the time you had
gone through the early experience of
your trade or occupation or profession
you believed that rutin was about half
wrong. By the time you came to midlife
you believed that man was three-fourths
wrong. But within these past few years,
since you have been so lied about and
swindled and cheated, you have come to
the conclusion that man is altogether
wrong, and now you can say with the
prayer book and.with the Bible, "There
isno health in us." Now you believe
with the prophet. "The heart is deceitful,
above all things and desperately wicked."
What ever you may have believed before,
now you' believe that Mephibosheth is
lame in both feet.
Again, Mephibosheth ' in the, text
stands for the disabled human soul hum-
bled and restored. When this invalid of
my text got a command to come to King
David's palace, he trembled. The fact
was that the grandfather of Mephibos-
fheth had treated David most shook -
name, a blessed name, a glorious name,
an everlasting name, that we mey put
upon our lips as a sacrament and upon
our forehead as a crown, and that is the
name of Jesus, our divine Jonathan, who
stripped himself of his robe and put on
our rags and gave us his sword and took
our broken reed; so that now, whether
we are well or sick, whether we are liv-
ing or dying, if we speak that name it
moves heaven to the center,and God says:
"Let the poor soul come in. Carry him
up into" the throne room of the palace.
Though -he' may have been in exile,
though sin may have crippled him on
this side, and sorrow may have crippled
him on the other side, and he is lame in
both his feet, bring him up into the pal-
ace, for I want to show him everlasting
kindness for Jonathan's sake."
0 my soul, what a magnificent gospel I
It takes a man so low down and raises
him so high i What a gospel! Come now,
who wants to be banquetted and impal-
aced? As when Wilberforce was trying
to get the emancipation bill through the
British parliament and all the British
isles were anxious to hear of the passage
of that emancipation bill, when a vessel
was coming into port and the captain of
the vessel knew that the people were so
anxious to get the tidings, he stepped
and shouted
h ships
out oh the prow of the
to the people long before he got up to
the dock, "Free!" and they cried it, and
they shouted it, and they sang it all
through the land, "Free, free!" So to.
day I would like to sound the news of your
present and your eternal emancipation
until the angels of God hovering in the
air and watchman on the battlements
and the bellmen in the town cry it,
shout it, sing it, ring it "Free free!" I
come out now as the messenger of the
palace to invite Mephibosheth to come
up, I am here to -tray to tell you that
God has a wealth of kindness to bestow
upon you for his Son's sake. The doors
of the palace aro open to receive yens.
The cupbearers have already put the
chalices on the table and the great lov-
ing, tender, sympathetic heart of God
bends over you this moment, saying, "Is
there any that is yet left of the house of
Saul and I may show him kindness for
Jonathan's sake?"
MYSTERIOUS BUILDINGS.
Their Uses Have Puzzled Learned Men for
Centuries..
For centuries past the ingenuity of
learned men has been exercised on the
Noraghe of Sardinia, but to this day
they have no more been ablesto discover
the origin of these famous buildings than
had the Romans before them. They are
unable to say whether they were used for
tombs or fire temples, for trophies of vic-
tory, for observatories, or merely for
human dwelling places.
More than 3,000 of them have been
counted in Sardinia, standing on arti-
ficial mounds 30 to 60 feet high, and
measuring at the base 100 to 300 feet in
circumference. They are usually in the
shape of towers, built with immense
blocks of stone roughly hewn with ham-
mers. No cement ie used in their struc-
ture, nor is there any inscription to in-
dicate their origin.
A low entrance at one side leads into
a long and lofty passage, communicating
hy• a very low door with the denied cham-
ber beyond, On either side of this small
cells have been formed in the walls. A
spiral staircase,rising steeplyfrom the
P�
dome, leads to another but somewhat
smaller chamber above,and again beyond
this to the broken top of the Noraghe.
Nothing has been found within these
buildings, and to this day their existence
is a mystery.
In the same vicinity other buildings
have been discovered which are no less
puzzling to antiquaries. The general
opinion is that they were built for the
purpose of burying giants.
The most interesting archaeological
mysteries of this country are the Denes
of Essex and Middlesex. They are per-
pendicular shafts sunk in the earth with
lateral caves at the bottom, but the pur-
pose for which they were dug out has
never been discovered. It is possible,
however, that they might have been used
as granaries, or even as places of refuge
in time of war.
The Bathes or Kerry form an interest-
ing study, the only conclusion that has
been arrived at, however, being that they
were inhabited at some remote age by
a race of dwarfs. The district is covered
with hundreds of green mounds, beneath
which, when the earth has beren removed,
it is seen that there are tiny underground
buildings. •
A small opening, ,through which a
man is barely able to crawl on his hands
and knees, gives access to the inclosed
and walled -in space beyond, which is
divided into several smaller chambers.
Each one communicates with the''other
by a small hole, a similar aperture being
made in the outer wall for the purpose
of ventilation. A rude fireplace is some-
times found in a remote corner, but no
outlet beyond the holes for ventilation is
provided for the smoke. Very little
more than this is known about these
mysterious habitations.—London News.
Fish That Enjoy a yawn.
It° is not generally known that fish
yawn. The writer saw a turbot yawn
twice, and a cod once—the latter being
one of the widest yawns accomplished by
any animal of its size.
The yawn` of turbot, being something
not commonly seen, deserves more par-
ticular description. A terhot's mouth is
twisted on one side, rather as if it had
belonged to a round fish which some one
had accidentally trodden on and squashed
half fiat.
The yawn begins at the lips, which
open as if to suck in water. Then the
jaws become distended, and it is seen
that this is going to be a real genuine
submarine fish's yawn.
But the yawn goes on, works through
the back of its head, distending the
plates of the skull, and comes out at
the gills, which open, show the red in-
side, are inflated for a moment, and
then, with a kind of stretching shiver
of its back, the fish flattens out again,
until, if unusually bored, , it relieves
itself by another yawn.—Spectator.
HINTS TO CYCLISTS.
Things a Woman Should be Careful of
When Purchasing a Wheel.
It may be said that this summer of
'96 will see more women cyclists than
any previous year, and as the time has
fully arrived when orders for machines
will be given, a few hints on the choice
of a wheel and other matters pertaining
to cycling will be found useful.
The question of weight in connection
with women's" wheels has recently
received more attention at the hands of
manufacturers than ever. before, and
the consequence is reliable machines may
now be purchased, fitted with brake,
mud guards, dress guard, and gear case,
at just about thirty pounds weight.
A woman, unless she be particularly
strong, should not have her machine
geared to more than 56 inches, or at the
most, 60 inches. The hack wheels of
women's wheels are usually 28 inches
or 20 inches in diameter, and a very
simple rule for ascertaining the gear is
as follows; Take the diameter of the
back wheel and multiply by the number
of teeth on the bracket chain wheel,
divide the result by the number of teeth
on the ring of the back hub—which:is.
often seven—and, the result is obtained,
Forinstance, the gear of a machine with
ten
a 28 -inch back wheel and a fourteen -
tooth bracket wheel and seven -tooth hub
ring would be 56 inches, and if fitted
with a fifteen -tooth bracket chain wheel
60 uncle:.
In selecting a machine a woman
should see that the handle -bars and saddle
can be so adjusted as to enable her to sit
perfectly upright; nothing looks worse
than to see a woman adopting what our
male friends know as the "scorcher"
attitude,
Large makers build machines in
more than one size and exceptionally
short and exceptionally tall ladies should
have machines built lower and higher
respectively in the frames than standard
patterns.
• The pedals should be rubber and not
all
steel,the latter with their sharp points
being more liable to catch in the rider's
dress. Pedals to suit the width of foot
can of course be selected.
A really first-class wheel by a leading
firm will cost nearly $100 or perhaps a
little more, but, of course, inferior
machines can be purchased for about half
this amount.
There are several little things a rider
should be particularly careful about and
one of these is the application of the
brake The brakes are usually those
which act on the tire, and should conse.
'fluently not be too suddenly applied, or
they will probably tear the tire.
Of course, a gear ease or chain -cover of
some kind is indispensable to a woman's
wheel. When an old -retaining gear -case
is fitted, not more than a tablespoonful
of oil should be put into it, for, if more,
the oil will be sure to leak out, and the
probability is the rider will find traces of
it on the lower portion of her dress, and
this, to say the least, would be annoying.
Although oil -tight gear -cases ate adver-
tised, it is almost impossible to make
them so in a detachable form.
A woman will find it very ,convenient
to mount from the curbstone, and wlil
thus be enabled to properly arrange her
dress. Sometimes this method of mount-
ing is impossible, A woman will Ven do
well to allow one of the pedals to ascend
toits fullestheight and descendend the
merest trifle, and then, placing one foot
on the pedal in question, spring into
the saddle, the weight of her body on the
pedal necessarily causing the machine to
go forward. When well going, it will.
only be necessary to slightly raise herself
in the saddle, actually standing on the
pedals, and the dress will fall as it
should. This will be found to be a per-
fectly easy accomplishment with a little
practice.
A woman should neither sit too low
nor too high. Her saddle should be suffi-
ciently high to allow the foot to easily
touch the under portion of the pedal
when flat and at its lowest extremity.—
Philadelphia Telegraph.
A Great Pull.
Hennessey—That pian going there has
the greatest pull in this town.
Dumleigh-That's so? What is he, a
dentist or a politician?
Hennessey—Neither. He has invented
a stretcher that will, really straighten
pants which are bagged at the knees.--
Cleveland
nees.-Cleveland Leader. '
In the West.
Drawback Dick—I don't see why
they're makin' such a fuss about hossless
wagons inthe east We've had 'em out
west as long as I kin remember
Mr Effete—Really! What do they run
with?
Drawback Dick—Mules.—ban Fran.
Disco City Argus
High Gear for Bicycles.
Advocates of high gear will be deeply
interested in the wheel that has been
transformed by Mr. Hewitt, says a New
York paper. He has taken an ordinary
Victor roadster and made a sprocket
wheel 14 inches in diameter, with forty-
four teeth. The material used was a cir-
cular saw, perforated to lighten it, after
the fashion of the usual Victor sprockets.
The rear sprocket wheel is about the size
of the ordinary sprocket, with sixteen
teeth. This gives him a gear of seventy-
seven, and renders hill climbing, in his
experience, a great deal easier.
An improvement in pedals is the sub-
stitution of wooden end plates in place
of the steel, and covering the surface
where the foot touches the pedal is ordi-
nary rubber matting, making the sue-
face
urface perfectly plain and fiat. He has in.
teniously devised a front hand brake,
which, as seen ' by the illustration, at.
tadhes to the front hub and is worked
the same as the ordinary brake. These
changes are not likely to become popu-
lar on account of the extra expense, as
Mr. Hewitt's outfit would increase the
cost of the ordinary bicycle about $100.
A WOMAN'S MESSAGE.
CONYEYIN(G WORDS OF HOPE TO
THE AFFLICTED.
Had Suffered From Heart Trouble and
Liver Complaint, Which Wrecked Her
Nervous System --Is Now As Well As
Ever.
From the Carleton Place Herald..
Truth, it is said, is sometimes stranger
than fiction, and in no way has this
phrase been better exemplified than in
the plain unvarnished statement of Mrs.
v. H. Edwards, of Carleton Place, to
a reporter of the Herald a raw weeks
ago, Mrs. Edwards is well known in.
this town, having lived here for nearly
twenty-five years. The story she related
we will give in her own words. She said:
"In July of 1894 I was taken ill with
fever, caused by blood poisoning, and
laid hovering 'between life and death for
eight weeks. After the doctor succeeded
in breakng up the fever, my heart began
to trouble me, jaundice and liver com-
plaint also set in. I could not sleep and
my
nerves were terribly
unstrung. ng•
Dur-
ing
my illness, after the fever left me, I
was attended by no less than three doe -
'ors, but their medicine seemed of no
avail, as I lay for months in a terribly
emaciated condition and never expected
to be around again. This state of affairs
lasted until about Christmas, when a
friend suggested to me to try Dr. 'Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. My husband precured
a few boxes and I then began their use,
although with but little confidence in
them, By the time I had used three
boxes I began to feel a little better and
began to get an appetite. This encouraged
me to persevere in the use of the pills,
and I still continued to improve. I
began to sleep well, my heart ceased to
bother me and my nervous system which
had received such a fierce shook was again
fully restored, My liver trouble also
disappeared, in fact I became almost a
new creature, I now feel as well as I
ever did in my life. I have used 'in all
eight boxes and still continue to take
an occasional pill if I feel any way de-
pressed. Yes," she said, "I am thankful
to think that I tried Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills,beeause I believe no other medieiue
could have so effectually built me up. I
am perfectly willing that *is simple
statement of mine should be published,
and hope some poor suffering creature
may see it and be restored to health as I
was."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make pure,
rich blood, thus reaching the root of
disease and driving it out of the system,
curing when other medicines fail. Most
of the ills afflicting mankind are due
to an impoverished condition of the
blood, or weak or shattered nerves, and
for all these Pink Pills are a specific
which speedily restore the sufferer to
health. These pills are never sold in any
form except in the company's boxes, the
wrapper round which bears the full name
"Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
ple." All others are counterfeits, and
should always be refused. Get the genu-
ine and be made well..
Getting Serious.
Johnnie's Ma—What are you home for
so early?
Johnnie—Teacher suspended me.
Johnnie's Ma --What for?
Johnnie—'Cause I said the Skooter
wheel was no good.
Johnnie's Ma—But what's that got to
do with your suspension?
Johnnie—Why, teacher's just bought a
Skooter.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The front wheel encounters the "buffs"
and the "bings,"
The bruises, the bumps and the hol-
lows;
And the rear wheel encounters the very
same things,
For it, of course, naturally follows.
And don't forget to turn to the right
in meeting, and to the left in passing
someone going the same way you are.
Don't forget that to be a gentleman is
even greater than to be a wheelman.
"All nests is grass," but with the deaf
man it's "hey?"
Vote for good roads men.
All the Sarno to Him.
"How much fur a photograf?" he
queried, as he entered the room at the
head of the stairs.
"My dear sir, you have made a mis-
take," replied the occupant of the office.
"This is a dental office, while the photo-
grapher is next door."
"Oh, you pull teeth?"
"Yes sir."
"How much?"
"Fifty cents apiece."
"Well go ahead and yank out one or
two. It's about the same to me,"
Another Old Notion Exploded.
The old-fashioned notion that to keep
warm one had to be loaded with a suc-
cession of garments till the weight of
them was a serious burden and one felt
too bulky to move, has been exploded.
The age of common sense and comfort
has arrived, when a man can adapt his
clothing to suit all weather without
swathing himself up like a mummy.
Fibre Chamois, the interlining which
makes this possible, has gained its great
popularity because it is an absolute non-
conductor of heat and cold. No breath
of cold or frosty wind can penetrate it
from without, neither can the natural
heat of the body escape through it. And
it is so light that clothing may be inter-
lined with it all through without its
adding any perceptible weight.
Out of Sorts.—Symptoms, Headache,
loss of appetite, furred tongue, and gen-
eral indisposition. These symptoms, if
neglected, develop into acute disease. It
is a trite saying than an "ounce of
prevention is worth a pound of cure,"
and a little attention at this point may
save months of sickness and large
doctor's bills. For this complaint take
from two to three of Parmelee's Vege-
table Pills on going to bed, and one or
two for three night in succession, and a
cure will be effected.
Thankful.
Perry Patettic—The Lord is purty good
to the human race, even you and me,
Wayworn Watson—I'd like fer to know
how?
"Well, for instant, in making us so we
kin swaller our beer down. S'pose we
had to go to the exertion of swallerin'
up, like the horse does water?"—Cin.
cinnati Enquirer. -
There never was, and never will be, a
universal panacea, in one remedy, for
LATEST MARKET REPORTS,
Toronto, July 18—We had 54 loads,
all told, on the market to -day, including,
over 2,000 hogs, between 700 and 800
lambs and sheep, some 50 calves, and a
few milkers If there was any change in
the cattle trade it was for the weirs°. Ex-
port cattle are only bought to fill space on
steamers already contracted for, ' and
prices ranged from 3% to 8%c per pound
A load of extra fine cattle, averaging
1,350 pounds, sold at 3 iec, and another
good load, averaging 1,2'75 pounds, sold
at 3i40; trading was very slow at around
these prices,with arc the top figure. In
butchers' cattle the same conditions ruled
as on Tuesday last; a few choice stallfed
cattle sold at 31,c, and occasionally a
shade more, but the ordinary stuff, was
unchanged (if not little weaker) in price,
and slow at sale; still good butchers' cat -
tie may be called wanted. A load of
heifers, averaging 1,040 pounds, old at
3e per pound, and $10 bank; a load of
cattle, averaging 1,030 pounds. sold at
2c; and a load, averaging 1,060 pounds,
sold at 2%c and $5 added Sales were
very slow, Milkers are in light request at
from $20 to $28 each. Bulls are un.,
changed, and not much enquired for at
from 2? to 3 1-8o per pouhd
Lambs and sheep were in ample sup-
ply; lambs at from $2.25 to $3 each and
sheep were quoted at 240 per pound
for bucks, and 3 1-8c per pound for ewes
Both choice lambs and sheep are wanted
Calves are unchanged at from $1.50 to
$4 Only prime calves are in demand
Hogs sold well this morning at steady
prices, as on Tuesday. For prime "sing-
ers" $3.30 per 100 pounds was paid;
choice hogs sold at $4; thick fat, $8.50;
stores, $3.50, sows, $3; and bogs, $2 per
100 pounds. All grades will go at around
these prices,
all ills to which flesh is heir—the very
nature of many curatives being such that
were the germs of other and differently
seated diseases rooted in the system of
the patient—what would relieve one ill,
ru turn would aggravate the other. We
gave, however, in Quinine Wine, when
,btainable in a sound unadulterated
state, a remedy for many and grievous
Ms. By its gradual and judicious use,
the frailest systems are led into convales-
aeuce and strength, by the influence
which Quinine exerts on Nature's own
restoratives It relieves the drooping
spirits of those with whom a chronic
Mate of morbid despondency and lack of
Interest in life is a disease, and, by tran-
quilizing the nerves, disposes to sound
and refreshing sleep—imparts vigor to the
action .of the blood, which, being
stimulated, courses throughout the
veins; strengthening the healthy animal
functions of the system, thereby making
activity a necessary result, strengthening
the frame, and giving life to the diges-
tive organs, which naturally demand
increased substance=result, improved
eppetite. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto,
have given to the public their superior
Quinine Wine at the usual, rate, and,
gauged by the, opinion of scientists, this
wine approaches nearest perfection • f
any in the market. All druggists sell it,
PRODUCE.
Eggs—Rather easy, but unchanged, at
9e for five -case lots, and 9fo for single
cases. Stocks are heavy, and demand
rather limited.
Potatoes --Market weaker, and receipts
very liberal. Canadians are quoted at 30
to 50o per bushel. A great deal of the
stock is very small. Americans are quoted
at $1.25 per ten -peck barrel.
Poultry—Turkeys are quoted at 9 to
12o per lb.; geese at 7 to Sc per lb.;
chickens, 30 to 60e per pair; and ducks,
60 to Silo per pair.
Hops—Easy. Choice, 1896 growth, are
quoted at 8 to 9e, and wind-blown sam- •
pies at 5 to 6e.
Apples—Country lots are quoted at 5e
for evaporated and 3c for dried, delivered
here. Dealers sell small lots at 334e for
dried and 6c for evaporated.
Beans—Hand-picked white offered at
70c per bush and ordinary at 60e.
Maple Syrup—Five-gallon tins sell as
70 to 75e per imperial gallon; gallon
tins at 80e; and half -gallon tins at 45e.
Honey—Dealers sell at '7,3,4o for 60.lb.
tins, and 8c for 10 -lb. tins, for new
honey.
Baled Hay -Quiet, but dealers are
holding strictly No. 1 at $13 and above.
Straw—Car lots on track are quoted at
$8.
DAIRY PRODUCE.
Butter—Unchanged, with a tendency
to easier prices unless the demand in-
creases. Round lots of dairy rolls were
sold to -day at 12e, but these were good
stook. Present quotations are: Dairy,
tub, choice, 11 to 120; do. low grades
to medium, 7 to 9o; low grades to med-
ium, 7 to 9c; large roll, it to 12o; pound
prints, 12 to 130; creamery, tubs, 15c;
pounds, 12 to 16o.
Cheese—Quiet, and in small lots; deal-
ers are selling new at 7 to 7e4,c and old
at about 8e. The demand is limited.
Perth, Ont„ July 18.—To-day 1,520
boxes of cheese were brought into Perth,.
all white; mostly all sold; ruling price,
6 11-16c Three Montreal buyers were
present
BREADSTUFFS, ETC.
Wheat—Western markets had an ad-
vance to -day of about 1c on crop dam-
age reports. In the local market the
feeling was firmer, but prices were no
higher, owing to limited demand Mani-
tobas offered at yesterday's figures, 661,4o
Toronto and west, and 6714c, Montreal
and west, for No 1 hard Ontarios were
about the same Red offered at 63c, with
02c bid outside, and white at 64c, with;
63e bid.
Flour—Quiet, and about the same
Straight rollers, middle freights west,
are quoted at $3 10 to $3.15 and patents
at $3.20 to $3.30.
Peas—Feeling is steady. Car lots,
north and west freights, are quoted at
45c and east at 4Sc.
Oats—United States markets were
active and about 1c higher to -day on
crop damage reports. Locally the feeling
is firmer. Mixed sold this morning at
1734c and white at 18e, west, but this.
afternoon mixed is held at 18e, and
white at 19c. This aferuoon 1834c was
bid for white, west,
Corn—Crop about all out. United
States markets stronger on account of
crop damage.
Buckwheat—Nominal. I '
Wheat, white, per bush ....$ 00 $ 69
Wheat, red, per bush 00 66
Wheat, goose, per bush,, 48 50
Peas, common, per bush48 50
Oats, per bush... 21 23
Rye, per bush s•. 48 48
Barley, per bush 31 31
Buckwheat 36 40
Ducks, spring, per pair..-. 40 90
Chickens, per pair 40 60
Geese, per lb 06 08
Butter, in 1 -lb. rolls 11 13
Eggs, new laid 9 10
Onions, per bush30 30
Turnips, per bag, by load- 15 20
Potatoes, per bag 20 25
Potatoes, car lots 13 15
Beaus, per bush 90 1 00
Beets, per bag 30 55
Carrots, per bag, by load.- 20 25
Parsnips, per bag 40 50
Apples, per bbl 1 75 2 00
Hay, timothy 13 00 00-
Straw, sheaf 9 00 11 0(i
Beef, hinds 06 07'
Beef. totes 02 03•
Spring lambs, carcase, 3 00 6 00.
Veal, per lb 04
Mutton, per lb 04 06
Dressed hogs 5 00 5 50
UNITED STATES MARKETS.
East Buffalo, July 18.—Cattle—Re-
ceipts very light, only two loads; there
was no life to trade, and the bulk of cat-
tle were unsold Veals were in moderate
supply; demand fair; prices firm; good
to choice, $4.25 to $5; common to fair,
$3.75 to $4; heavy fed and buttermilks,
$2 25 to $330
Chicago, July 18—Hogs, 22,000; left
over, 3,000; light hogs active and
stronger; others weak to 5c lower,; light,
$3 30 to $3 60; mixed, $3 10 to $8 40;
heavy, $2 85 to $8 30; rough, $2 85 to $8.,
Cattle—Receipts 5,000 including 2,000
Teans; best natives steady; other cattle
weak to 10c lower; beeves $3 40 to $4 45;
cows and heifers $1 25 to $4; Texan
steers $2 50 to $8 70; stockers and feed-
ers $2 25 to $3 60 ' Sheep --Receipts 11,
000; weak to l0c lower.