The Exeter Advocate, 1896-5-28, Page 7WORDS TO CONGRESS;
REV. DR. TALMAGE ON "BEFORE
THEY ADJOURN."
He Wants Some Things Done and Some
More, Undone—A Grand and Hopeful
Sermon of Interest to National Legis-
lators.
Washington; May; 17. -Never was a
timelier or more appropriate sermon
than that preached 'by Rev. Dr. Talmage
this morning. The subject was, "Be-
fore They Adjourn," having reference to -
the early dissolution of .congress, and the
text selected
teach his senators wisdom." v, 22' `And
Senators in this text stand dor law-
makers. Joseph was the lord treasurer
of the Egyptian Government, and,aniong
other great things which he did, accord-
ing to my text, was to teach his senators
wisdom, and if any men on earth ought
to be endowed with wisdom it is senators,
whether they standin congresses, parlia-
ments or reiohstags orassemblies or legis-
latures. By their decisions nations go up
or down. Lawmakers are sometimes so
texte ted by prejudices, by sectional pref-
erences, by opportunity of personal ad-
vancement, and sometimes what is best
to do is so doubtful that they ought to •
be prayed for and encouraged in every
possible way, instead of severely criti-
cised and blamed and excoriated, as is
much of the time the ease.
The gavels of our two Houses of na-
tional legislature will soon fall, and ad-
journment of two bodies of men as ta-
lented, as upright, and as patriotic as ever
graced the Capitol will take place. Tile
two or there unfortunate outbreaks which
you have noticed only make more con-
spicuous the dignity, the fraternity, the
eloquence, the iidelity,which have charae.
terized those two bodies during all the
long months of important and anxious
deliberation. We put a halo around great
men of the past because they were ' so
rare in their time. Our Senate and House
of representatives have five such men
where once they had one. But it will not
be until after they are dead that they
will get appreciated. The world finds it
safer to praise the dead than the living,
because the departed, having a heavy pile
of marble above them, may, not rise to
become rivals.
But before the gavels of adjournment
drop and the doors or Capitol hill shut
there are one or two things that ought to
be done, and let us pray God that they
may he accomplished. More forcibly than
ever before congress has been implored
to acknowledge God in our Constitution.
The Methodist church, a church that is
always doing glorious things, has in its
recent Wilmington conference requested
our congress to amend the immortal
document, which has been the foundation
and wall and dome of our United States
government, by inserting the words,
"Trusting in Aleeighty Gad." If that
amendment is made, it will not only
please all the good people of the country,
• but will please the heavens. It was only
an oversight or a mental accident that
the fathers whop/ made the Constitution
et did not insert a divinely worshipful sen-
tence. They all, so far as they amounted
to anything, believed in "God, the
Father Almighty, the Maker of heaven
and earth, and in Jesus. Christ, His only
begotten Son." The Constitution would
have been a failure had it not been for
the divine interference. The members of
the convention could agree on nothing
until, in response to Benjamin Frank-
lin's request that the meetings be opened
by prayer, the Lord God'was called on to
interfere and help, and then the way was
cleared, and all the states signed the
document, a historical fact that all the
rat terriers of modern infidelity cannot
bark out of exisatenceI I know that
there was an exception to the fact that
the prominent men of those times were
good men. Torn Paine, a libertine and
a sot, did not believe in anything good
until he was dying, and then he shrieked
out for God's mercy. And Ethan Allan,
from one of whose descendants I have
received within a few days a continua -
lion of the incident I mentioned in a
recent sermon, as saying to his dying
daughter that she had better take her
mother's Christian religion than his own
infidelity.
As a matter of gratitude to Almighty
God, gentlemen of the American con-
gress, be pleased to insert the four words
suggested by the Methodist conference!
N.ot only because of the kindness of God
to this nation in the past should such a
reverential insertion be made, but be-
cause of the fact that we are going to
want divine interposition still further
in our national history. This gold and
silver question will never be settled un-
til God settles it. This question of tariff
and free trade will never be settled un-
til God settles it. This question between
the east and the west, which is getting
hotter and hotter and looks toward a Re-
public of the'Paeifc, will not be settled
until God settles' it. We needed God in
the 12 years of our past national life,
and we will need Him still more in the
next 12 years. Lift up your heads, ye
everlasting gates of our glorious Constitu-
tion, and let the King of Glory come in!
Again, before the approaching adjourn-
. ment of our American congress, it ought
to be decidedly and forever settled that
no appropriations be made to sectarian
schools, and that the courtship between
Church and State in thiscountry be for-
ever broken up. That question already
seems temporarily settled. I wish it
might be completely and forever settled.
All schools andall institutions , as well
as all denominations should stand on the
same level before American law. Em-
peror Alexander of Russia, at his Peter-
hof palace, asked me how many iienomi-
nations of religion there were in Amer-
ica, and I recited their names as well as
I could. Then he asked me the difference
between them, and there I broke down.
But when I told him that no religious
denomination in America had any priv
ilege above the others he could hardly
understand it. The Greek church first in
Russia; the Lutheran church first in
Germany; the Episcopal church first in
England; the Catholic church first in
Rome; •Mohammedanism first in Con-
stantinople. The emperor wondered how
it was possible that all the denomina-
tions in America could stand on the
same platform. But so : it is, and so let
it ever be. Let there be no preference,
no partiality, no attempt to help one
sect an inch higher than another. Wash-
ington and Jefferson, and all the early
presidents, and: all the great steatesmen
of the past, have lifted their voice against
any such tendency. If a school'or an in-
stitution cannot stand without the prop
of national appropriation, then let that
school or that institution go down. On
the other side of the sea the world has
had plenty of illustration ' of Church and
State united, Let us have none of the
hypocrisy and; demoralization born of
that relation on this side of the ,Atlan-
tic: Let that denomination come out
ahead that does the most for the cause of
God and humanity,men, institutions and
religions getting what they achieve by
their own right arm of usefulness and
not by the favoritism of Government. As
you regard the welfare and perpetuity of
our institutions keep politics out of re-
Iigion.
In the war of 1812 an officer came to
General Andrew Jackson and said,
"There is an unusual noise in the camp;
it ought to be stopped." General Jackson
`said, "What is the noise?" The officer
said, "It is the voices of prayer and
praise." Then the general said: "God
forbid that prayer and praise should be
an unusual noise in the encampment.
You had better go and join them." !
Prayer at Valley Forge. Prayer at Mon- I
mouth. Prayer at. Atlanta. Prayer at
South Mountain. Prayer at Gettysburg.
"Oh," says some infidel, "the northern
people prayed on one side and the south-
ern people on the other side, and so it
did not amount to anything." And I
haver heard good' Christian people con-
founded with the infidel 'statement, when
it is as plain tome as my right hand.
Yes, the northern people prayed in one
way and the southern people prayed in
another way, and God answered in His
own way, giving to the north the re-es-
tablishment of the Government and giv,
ing to thesouth larger opportunities-
larger than she had ever anticipated, the
harnessing of her rivers in great manu-
facturing interests, until the Mobile and
the Tallapoosa and the Chattahoochee
are southern Merrimacs, and the enrol•
ling of great southern mines of coal and
iron, of which the world knew nothing,"
and opening before her opportunities of
wealth which will give 99 per cent.
more of affluence than she ever possessed,
and instead of the black hands of Amer-
ican slaves, there are the more industrious
black hands of the coal and iron mines
of the south, which are achieving for her
fabulous and unimagined wealth.
And there are domes .of white blossoms
where spread the white tents,
And there are plows in the track where
the war wagons went,
And there aro songs where they lifted up
Rachel's lament.
Oh, you are a stupid man if you do
not understand bow God answered Abra-
ham Lincoln's prayer in the White
'House, and Stonewall Jackson's prayer
in the saddle, and answered all the
prayers of all the cathedrals on both
sides of Mason and Dixon's line. God's
country all the way past; God's country
now Put His name in your pronunoia-
mentos; put His name on your ensigns;
put His name on your city and state and
national enterprises; put His name in
your hearts. We cannot sleep well the
last sleep until we are assured that the
God of our American institutions in.
the past will be the God of our
American institutions in the . days
that ate to come. Oh, when all the
rivers that empty into Atlantic and Pa-
cific seas shall pull on factory bands;.
when all the great mines of gold and
silver and iron andcoal, shall be laid
bare for the nation;, when the last swamp
shall be reclaimed and the last jungle
cleared, and the last American desert
Edenized, and from sea to sea the conti-
nent shall be occupied by more than
1,200,00 0,000 souls, may it be found that
moral and religious influences were mul-
tiplied
ultiplied in more rapid ratio than the pop-
ulation! And then there shall be four
doxologies coming from north and south
and' east and west, four doxologies roll-
ing toward each other and meeting mid-
continent with such dash of. holy joy
that they shall mount to the throne.
And heaven's high arch resound again;
With peace on earth, good will to men.
I take a step farther and say that be-
fore the gavels of our Senate and House
of representatives and our political con-
ventions pound adjournment there ought
to be passed a law or adopted a plank of
intelligent helpfulness for the great for-
eign populations which are coming
among us. It is too late now to discuss
whether we had better let them come.
They are here. They are coming this mo-
ment through the Narrows. They are at
this moment taking the first full inhala-
tion of the free air of America. And
they will continue to come as long as
this country is the best place to live in.
You might as well pass a law prohib-
iting summer bees from alighting on a
field of blossoming buckwheat, you
might as well prohibit the stags gf the
mountain from coining down to the deer -
lick, as to prohibit the hunger bitten na-
tions of Europe from coming to this
land of bread, as to prohibit the people
of England, Ireland, Scotland, Italy,
Norway, Sweden and Germany, work-
ing themselves to death on small wages
on the other side of the sea, from com-
ing to this land, where there are the
largest compensations under the sun.
Why did God spread out the prairies of
the Dakotas and roll the precious ore
into Colorado? It was that all the earth
might come and plow and come and dig.
Just as long as the centrifugal force of
foreign despotisms throw them off just so
long will the centripetal force of Ameri-
can institutions draw them here. And
.that is what is going to make this the
mightiest nation on the earth. Intermar-
riage of nationalities! Not circle inter-
marrying circle,.. and nation intermarry-
ing nation. But it is going to be Italian
and Norwegian, Russian and'Celt, Scotch
and French, English and American. The
American of 100 years from now is to be
different from the American of to -day.
German brain, Irish wit, French. civility,
Scotch firmness, English loyalty, Itaalian
aesthetics, packed into one man, and he
an American, Itis this intermarriage of.
nationalities that is going to make the
American nation the greatest nation of
the ages. But what are we doing for
the moral and intellectual culture of the
500,000 foreingers who come in one year,
and the 600,000 who came in another.
year, and the 800,000 who coins in an-
other year, and the 1.000,000 who are
cominginto our various American ports?
What are we doing for them? Well, we
are doing a great deal for them. We steal
their baggage as soon as they get here.
We send them up to a boarding house
where the least they lose is their money.'
We swindle them within ten minutes af-
ter they get ashore. We are doing a great
deal for them. But what . are we doing
to introduce them into the duties of
good. citizenship? Many of them never
saw a ballot box; many of them .never
heard of the Constitution of the United
States; many of them have no acquaint-
ance with our laws. r
Now, I say, let the Government of the
United States so commanded by one po-
litical party or both political parties, give
to every immigrant whe lands herea
volume, in good type and well bound for
long usage —a volume containing the
Declaration of Independence, . the Consti-
tution of the United States and a chap
ter on the spirit of our government. Let
there be such a book on the shelf of
every ,free library in America, While the
American Bible society puts into the
right band of every 'immigrant a copy of
the Holy- Scriptures, let the Government
of the United States, commanded by
some political party, put into the left
hand of every immigrant a volume in-
structing him in the duties of good
citizenship. There are thousands of for-
eigners in this land who need to learn
that the ballot boxis not a footstool,
but a throne -not something to pet your
foot on, but something to bow before.
But whether members of the national
legislature or delegates to one of the na-
tional conventions or privatecitizens, let
us cultivate Christian patriotism, Oh,
how good God has been to us as a na
tion I Just open the map of the continent
and see how it is shaped for immeasura-
ble p,rosperities. Navigable rivers, more
in number and greater than of any other
land, rolling on all sides into the sea,
prophesying large manufactories and
easy commerce. Look at the great ranges
of mountains, timbered with wealth on
the top and sides and metaled with
wealth underneath. One hundred and
eighty thousand square miles, of coal!
One hundred and eighty thousand square
miles of iron! The iron to pry out the
coal. The coal to forge and smelt the
iron. The land so contoured that extreme
weather hardly ever lasts more than three.
days—extreme heat or extreme cold. Cli-
mate for the most part bracing and fa-
vorable for brawn and brain. All fruits.
All minerals. All harvests. Scenery dis-
playing autumnal pageantry that no
land on earth pretends to rival. No
South American earthquakes. No Scotch
mists. No English fogs. No Egpytian
plagues. The people of the United States
are happier than any people on earth. It
is the testimony of every man that 'has
travelled abroad. For the poor more
sympathy! For the industrious more op-
portuuity! Oh, how good God was to our
fathers, and how good God has been to
us and our children! To Him—blessed
be His glorious name! To Him of cross
and triumph be consecrated the United
States of America!
Go home to -day in high hopes of • the
future. The Eternal God is on the side
of this nation. Our brightest , days 'are
yet to come.
He bath sounded forth the trumpet that
will never call retreat,
He is sifting out the hearts of men be-
fore the judgment seat.
Be swift, my soul, to answer Him, be
jubilant my feet! Our God is
marching on.
A Phenomenon.
Although the .respective functions of
the two cerebral hemispheres are still but
obscurely understood, cases are on record
which can only be explained by the
hypothesis of independent action. The
most curious of these is that of a Welsh-
man, lately described by Mr. Bruce in
"Brain." This man was subject to ex-
traordinary changes in his mental con-
dition. While in one mental state he
spoke English, was right-handed, and
fairly intelligent, wrote legibly from left
to right, and remembered things that
had happened in his previous English
states; in the other condition he spok;
Welsh, was left-handed and subject a)
dementia. His speech was barely intelli•
gible, and he had no knowledge what-
ever of English, nor could he remember:
anything of his English states. He wrot''
with his loft hand from right to left.
These facts led Mr. Bruce to conclude
that the man lived two separate exist-
ences of which the impressions were re-
spectively recorded only on one hemis-
phere whose influence was preponderat-
ing during the stage it governed.. Only
this could explain the fact that the man
forgot the impressions received in eao'a
stage while living in the other. Such
cases are usually the effect of disease,
and sometimes of accident resulting in
injury to the brain substance.
•
'Healing, Not Wounding.
The stinging tongue, the cut into the
old wound, the unlovely criticism, the
acid in life, have no place in one who is
"rooted and grounded in love." It is
argued that we must fight the evil and
oppose the wrong and cheek the evil
tendencies. .So we must, but no man
burns his house down to get rid of the
hornets' nest within it, and there is no
necessity to out off an arm because there
is a wound on a finger. The Christian's
business is to heal, not to amputate; to
smother out the tendencies in others to
sting, not set them on fire Truth does
not get exalted by flinging it at people;
it gets exalted whenever it gets really
expressed in a man's life and shines out
through him. Christ conquers his
enemies by loving them. It is a good
method to try!
Living for Self Alone.
The man who lives to himself be-
queaths his own folly and poverty and
meanness for his monument. He has
benefited nobody, while he has dwarfed
and warped his own powers, and senseless
stone or marble, however lavishly supplied
to mark his resting place, does him no
honor. He has lived in himself, he has
died in himself, and all that he leaves in
memory of himself speaks no word of
praise in his behalf, no word of justifica-
tion. This is no true life. It is the worst
of failures. There are glorious opportun-
ities in this world for service. He who
wisely uses them enriches both his race
and himself, and dying leaves a monu-
ment which outlasts granite and is
brighter than polished brass.
A -Worse Experience.
"I read the other day," said Mr.
Fransktown, "about a lawsuit in which
a fortune of $118,000 hung upon the
grammatical construction of a single
word. Just think of that!"
"Oh, that's nothing to talk about," re-
marked young Mr. Homewood. "I have
had a worse experience.'.'
"How?"
"Well, I once actually lost a bigger
fortune than that by reason of a single
word, and there was no doubt whatever
about its being perfectly grammatical."
"You don't say so 1 Tell me about it!"
"There isn't much to tell. The girl
said 'no'' "—Pittsburg Chronicle.
Reconciled to'' he Loss.
One -legged Stranger --Yes. ; I was
lucky; I got $1,500 from the railroad
company for that leg. '
Bystander—Well, I wouldn't take
$15,000 for one of mine.
Stranger -Yes, but the foot on'the leg
that I lost had the worst chilblain on it
you ever saw.
Those Brushes.
Wingle, of Boston—Why call it a tooth
brush? You should say "teethbrush"
unless you happen to have but one tooth.
Wangle -Nonsense; one does not say
'shoes brush.''
Wingle—No; because he brushes but
one shoe at a time. •
Wangle—But how about the hairbrush?
CAPT. NICHOLSON.
The Young Officer commanding England's
Forces in Baluwayo,
Capt. John Sanctuary Nicholson is Abe
officer now in cornrgand of the Brteish
forces at Bulawayo, the city in Mata-
beleland that is beleagured by the rebels,
He is waiting Tor' the arrival of Sir
Charles Martin, the new deputy high
commissioner. Capt. Nicholson joined the
Seventh Hussars twelve years ago, and
attained the rank of captain in 1891.
When . Gen. Goodenough was the com-
mander at. the Cape he, appointed Nichol
son successor t9 Col. B, C. O. Plummer,
the first commissioner sent to take charge
of the forces of the Chartered Oenipany.
CAPT. JOHN S. NIOHOLSON.
The regiment in which Nicholson is an
officer was formerly stationed in India,
and arrived at Pieternaaritzberg in
October. It is now stationed there. Capt.'
Nicholson was at once dispatched to
Bulawayo to take charge of all the mins
tary stores of the company. The rising of
the Mataheles has given his position a
gravity and responsibility that were not
anticipated. Since his arrival in Rhodesia
matters there have assumed such a seri-
ous aspect that it has been deemed advis-
able to put an older and more experienced
man in charge. 'i'he now general will,
relieve young Nicholson as soon as he
arrives.
A. Little Hero.
Ruggsby was black, and it would hare
been a difficult matter to discern him in
the dark tunnel of the mine were it not
for the little flickering lamp he carried,
and his occasional "Go 'long there, Lazy-
bones!" that he addressed to his patient
mule, Ruggsby drove a tram car through
the tunnels of a coal mine, and all his
little life was wrapped up in the mule,
the miners, and the click of their picks.
But Ruggsby is a hero; and the way he
became one is best told as he describes
it:—
"You see, boss, it wuz jez like this.
De mule an' I wuz er workin' up toward
de upper gallery on de steep grade when
Ise lueerd a rumblin'. Ise knew what
dat meant, One of dem trains had slip-
ped tie brakean' wuz
z er oomin' down
de grade mighty fast.
Tell yer, boss, Tse
wuz er scared little nigger. 'Way down de
grade, in de narrow part, der wuz er
lot or mon"widenin' de tunnel, an' Ise
knew de car wetted be on dem befo' dey
could get outen de way. Ise hit o1' Lazy-
bones er smash wit de whip, an', be 1
hel dat wuz funny! He nebor felt it dat
way befo', yer see. He gib au awmighty
kick, an' started pullin' like mad. Yer
see, dere wuz a switch 'bout a short bit
ahead er me, and or blind sidin' ran
often it. If Ise could get dere befo' de
train got dero, Ise could throw do switch
an' send her plum into de wall at de end
o' de sidin'. But, boss, Ise mos' fright-
ened; dat "rumblin' was growth' louder
an' louder, and Ise speot dat Ise would
be too • late, Ise could see it er comin',
an' old Lazybones saw it, an' he done
en' gone balked, a thing ho neber done
befo'. Iso jumped off tie car an' ran as
fast as Ise could to de switch. It was
stiff, an' Ise tugged at it till de car wuz
on me. Ise felt a smash an' Ise knew
de switch turned, but somethin' hit me.
Say, boss, when Iso come to dey had me
up to de surface, an' de whole crowd or
miners wuz up dere, too. Dey cheered
like dey does 'lection -times. ' I wuz hurt
bad, but Ise been a hero eber sence, an'
de foreman gib me a job up here in de
engine room. "—Harper's Round Table.
Anxieties of a Lighting Plan t Manager.
The management and control of elec-
tric generators often puts a severe strain
onthe attention of the electrician in
charge. This is especially the case in
England where atmospheric conditions
are more variable than in this country.
In the City of London supply station a
i cloud passing over the face of the sky or
.; the presence of the least fog, will put on
an instantaneous lead, equal to 200 or
300 horse -power, during daylight hours,
and an emergency staff of men off duty,
but within instant call, is always in
readiness to meet such demands. Then
there is always a sudden demand for
supply of current when large numbers
of lights are switched on together, and
as sudden a cessation of demand when
they are switched atf. The eye of the
electrician, therefore, has to be constant-
ly on his indicator. The dynamo must
be regulatr;d according to the least varia-
tion in the call for current, or there
would be a serious hitch. In addition to
the care and watchfulness required with-
in the station, there are outside contin-
gencies which may instantly, throw a
whole town into darkness. A few weel.'s
ago, some men in a town in Westmore-
land, had been cutting a drain in a
street which intersected the wire conduct-
ting the local supply of electric current.
Just before leaving they managed to cut
the wire about half through, and then
covered it up without saying anything
about' it.• For awhile all went well, and
there was no sign of any interruption.
Suddenly the wire gave way, and in a
moment every• light in the place went
out. The responsibility that rests on the
manager of the station under such con-
ditions as these can easily be understood,
and it need not be.a matter of surprise
if many men become nervous, excitable
and unhinged under the strain.—Pitts-
burg Republican. •
Her Master's Home.
Mistress—If any one' calls, Mary, say
your master is not at home.
Servant—Excuse me, mum, • but I
know my master is in; and I cannot tell
a lie
Mistress—But it wouldn't be a lie,
Mary This is not your master's home;
the club is his home!
And Now They Don't Speak.
Hill—I didn't see you at the Van
Bilson's last night,
Bikers --Bosh 1 They aren'tfit to asso-
ciate with lunatics, b'ged!
Hill -Ah?' I don't wonder you avoid
them, then.
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HIS TIME, WAS LIMITED. A N`F v LEASE; OF LIFE.
The Train's Delay Was a ]flatter of Impor•
tanee to the Traveler.. - They were holding the west -bound ex.• H4W A CUMBERLAND CO, N.S.;
press at Reno for the east -bound to pass, MAN OBTAINED IT.
and after a while a tough -looking char-
acter came sauntering into the waiting-
room and asked of .the ticket agent:—
"Wall, how long afore this train
leaves?":
"Can't tell," was the curt reply.
The man went away, but in the course
of half an hour he returned to inquire:—
"Heard anytbin' yet?" "
"No.
"Can't you tell when this train will
pull out?"
"No, sir. If you are here when the
train goes you can go with it. .It's no, use
coming here to bother me."
"I don't want to bother you or nobody
else," slowly replied the questioner, "but
mebbe you don't understand how I'm
fixed, I'm Prairie Sam's partner." .
"Well?"
"Sam got into a leetle shooting serape
uptown this forenoon."
"And about an hour ago the boys
turned out and pulled Sam up to a
limb."
"Did, eh? I hadn't heard of that. Why
didn't they pull you up with him?"
"The blamed limb wasn't stout enough
to hold the both of us, and they was too
tired to bunt fur another. They gin me
two hours to leave town in. One of the
hours has gone, and I'm kinder anxus
about the other. I kin buy a laoss and
ride out if that train won't be here in
time, but I'd a heap rayther take the
kyars. I don't want to bother you, but
under the sarcumstances—"
"I see, Well, the train'll be here in
half an hour."
"Good. That gives me thirty minus to
play on, and I won't look fur a boss.
Nice weather, this?"
"Beautiful weather for a lynching -bee 1"
"Of course. That's what I meant. I'll
just step up and take one long, lingerie'
look at Sam and then ketch the train!"
No Wonder He 'Was Ill:
Teacher—William, you were not at
sohool,yesteday. Have you any excuse to
offer?
William—I was sick, ma'am.
ally send an excuse." -
"Parents didn't know it, ma'am,"
"How is that?" j
"Wasn't taken sick until after I left a
home." -
"And why didn't you return home?"
"Was afraid to, ma'am,"
"What was the matter with you?"
"Cigarettes, ma'am."
An old Highland sergeant in one of
the Scottish regiments - was going his
rounds one night to see that all the lights
were out in the barracks -rooms. Coming
to a room where he thought he saw a
light shiying, he roared out: "Put oot
that light there!"
One of the men shouted back: "It's
the mune, sergeant!"
Not hearing very well, the' sergeant
cried in return: "I dinna care a ticket
what it is! Put it oot!"
"When you are sick your parents usu-
• Put ltOat,
Purged With Fire.
"This brand of Cain must be wiped
out!" be said.
The situation was desperate. Some-
thing had to be done, and at once. The
stigma upon himself and his good name
as a soldier and a revolutionist must be
removed. ,--
Calling his second officer in command,
the Cuban insurgent leader gave orders
that all sugar plantations of superior
quality be burned at once.
"THE BLACK CROOK."
What She Discovered.
"Charley is so tender-hearted," said
young Mrs. Torkins to her husband's
friend.
"Is he?"
" Yes. Last night, when he came
home late; I heard him tell somebody �
who had walked that far with him that'
the kitty was doing well. Just think of
a man as busy as he is taking so much
, interest in a poor dumb animal!"
In the Line of Business.
"Isn't Palette, the artist, drinking a
good deal?"
"Yes; he has been trying to get a
case of the horrors,"
"Disappointed in love?"
"Oh, no; it's all in the line of busi-
ness. He wants some new poster designs."
—Chicago Post.
• Wheel and Whoa.
"You may talk about your superiority
all you please," said the horse to the
bicycle; "but you can't go unless some-
body rides you."
"True!" retorted the machine; "but
you never got the girls to wearing bloom-
ers, nor did you originate the new
woman. I did all that."
The Same Thing. ,
Newels—I'm in doubt whether or not
to send my boy to college.
Hartley—Oh, don't bother. Just get
him a tennis suit, a football, a rowing
machine, a college cry, And a box of
cigarettes, and ten to one nobody will
ever 'know the difference, or he either.
No Cause Before.
Brown—I am going to challenge that
man who ran off with my wife.
Jones—Why, that was six months ago.
Brown—I know it, but be has sent,
her back. •
The Difference.
Miss Cotillon—Do you always acknow-
ledge et when, you leuow you are wrong?
Mr. Meanittsll—No. OnlyWhen other
her:
people know it.
A ISiseerer From Acute Dyspepsia and a
Complication of Troubles Following an
Attach of La Grippe—He Was Eoreed to
Quit Business and Was Hopelessly Dia'
cooraged Wben Help came. .
From the Amherst N.S. Sentinel. '
M . Charles Tucker, who lives about
two miles from Lockport, isone of the
best known men in that section. He is
engaged in business as a lobster packer,'.
and dealer in flour and salt, and in addi- !
tion has a fine farm. During the past
three years Mr. Tucker has been an al-'
most constant invalid, being the victim
of a complication of troubles following to
severe attack of la grippe. Recently he I
has been restored to his old time health
and having learned that he gave the en-
tire credit to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.'
concerning which so much has been said
through the press, a reporter interviewed
him in the matter, andwas cheerfully
given his story for publication. Mr.
Tucker said: "About four years ago I
had a severe attack of la grippe, which
left me in a fearful condition. I had for
a 'number of years before this attack been '
a sufferer from dyspepsia, but following
the la; grippe it took a more acute form,
and to add to my distress my liver ap-I'�
peered not to perform its usual functions,l
and my heart troubled nee greatly, and,
there were as well other cemplications
which baffled the skill of four doctors
whom I successively called in in the hope,,
of regaining nay health. From the knees'
down my legs were as cold as ice; my;
bowels would bloat and I suffered great
pain. My case went from bad to worse
despite the medical treatment I was un-
dergoing and at last I got so bad that
I was forced to give up business. I could
hardly eat anything, got but little sleep
at night, and as you will readily under-
stand my condition became one of de-
spair. My father urged me several times
to give Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a trial,
but I was so discouraged that I had no
further faith in any medicine. • However,
more to please him than from any hope -
of beneficial results, I began the use of
Pink Pills. The first beneficial effects I
found was that the warmth and natural
feeling began to return to my limbs,
my bowels ceased to bloat, and with the
continued use of the pills °my appetite re-
turned. I slept soundly at night, and the
action of my heart again became normal.
I continued taking the Pink Pills until
I had used in all fifteen boxes,,andl have
not felt better in years than I do now. I
did some paticularly hard work last fall,
and was able to stand it with a strength
and vigor which surprised me. I consid-
er Dr. Williams' Pink Pills not only a
wonderful medicine, but also in the light
of what my other treatment cost, the least
expensive medicine in the world, and I
strongly recommend Pink Pills to all in
need of medicine.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills act directly
upon the blood and nerves, building them
anew and thus driving disease from the,
system. There is no trouble due to either
of these causes which Pink Pills will not
cure, and in hundreds of oases they have
restored patients td health after all
other remedies had failed. Ask for Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills and take nothing-
else. The genuine are always enclosed in
boxes, the wrapper around which bears
the full trademark, "Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People." May be had from
all dealers, or sent post paid on receipt
of 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50
by addressing the Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont.
An Original Idea.
The latest proof of the value of adver-
tising is given by a member of a London
firm who says: "We recently hit upon a
novel expedient for ascertaining over
what area our advertisements were read.
We published a couple of half-cohunn
ads., in which we purposely misstated
half a dozen historical facts. In less
than a week we received between 300
and 400 letters from all parts of the coun-
try, from people wishing to know why
on earth we kept such a consummate
idiot, who knew so little about English
history.
"The letters kept pouring in for three
or four weeks. It was one of the best
paying ads. we ever printed; but we did
not repeat our experiment, because the
one I refer to served its purpose. Our
letters came from schoolboys, girls, pro-
fessors, clergymen, school teachers, and,
in two instances, from eminent men wh
have a worldwide reputation.
"I was more impressed with the value
of advertising from those two advertise-
ments than I should have been by vol-
umes of theories."—The Fourth Estate.
Preventing Egg Eating.
` if an egg is broken the hens will eat
it, and it is by eggs being broken that
the hens learn the vice, as they never eat
eggs unless they first find one broken.
The only way to prevent the hens from
eating eggs after they once' begin is to
make a nest with a top, compelling the
hen to walk in to reach the nest; and
have the box raised ten inches off the
floor, so that the hen cannot stand near
the box and reach the eggs. When she
goes on the nest she cannot do any harm,
as she must come off and stand up to
eat the eggs.
His. Queer Dream,
He—I had a queer dream about you
last night, Miss Louisa. I was about to
give you a kiss, when suddenly we were
separated by a river that gradually grew
as big as the Rhine.
She—And was there no bridge or no
boat?
Mostiof Them Do.
Teacher—What does h -a -mem -e -r spell?
Tommy -Don't know, ma'am.
Teacher -What does your mother drive
nails with, stupid?
Tommy -- .4, stove lifter.