The Exeter Advocate, 1896-1-30, Page 3OUR OTTAWA LETTER
TELLS THE WHOLE STORY OF RE-
C)FIGANIZING THE CABINET.
Satisfaction Given to Liberals and .Conset,
vatives-,-New Cabinet Organized Monday
Evening --But Not to Last -Sir Frank
Smith Turns the Beam.
It IS lint often that anything happen
In the field of practical polities thee gives
unmixed satisfaction to Libeaals mud
Conservatives alike. Since my last letter
we who are here at Ottawa have seen
such a case. As all men know, the seven
recalcitrant Ministers have reconsidered
their determination to resign, Six of
them are still in charge of departments,
the' seventh, with an unparalleled filial
devotion, has made room for his father.
Conservatives are delighted for that
solidarity has been restored to the Ad-
ministration. Liberals are joyful be-
cause they believe the country to be con-
vinced that the seceders returned to the
money bags. The satisfaction of both
parties is genuine. A week ago, when it
,seemed probable that the rupture would
be permanent, and that Sir Mackenzie
Bowell would attempt to carry on the
affairs of the country with a Cabinet of
weak bugs, we had not to look far to find
signs of consternation in the ranks of
the Ministerialista They knew that the
First Minister could not carry on a Gov-
ernment without the aid ot the strong men
who had deserted him. They hoped that
the chasm might be bridged, but the prot-
estations of the seceders indicated that
they would not return to the aid of the
Premier. Sir Mackenzie had amazed
them when he refused to resign at their
bidding; he made himself stronger still
when he proceeded to go on with the bust -
nese of collecting a Cabinet. To it cer-
tain number of the smaller men in the
Conservative ranks his unbending atti-
tude gave cause for gratification. They
saw possibilities of their being advanced
to positions in the re -organized Govern-
ment Richard C. Weldon, the member
for Albert, N.B., was anxious to accept
the portfolio of Justioe that Sir Meehan-
sie had offered him. News of Dr. Wel.
don's ambition reached the ears of the
fourteen New Brunswick Conservatives.
Led by George Rules Fosterex-Minister
at Finance, the New Brunswiekers met in
caucus. Weldon was there. lie passed
a bad half hour. Every man of his
thirteen party mates told him that he
could not enter the Cabinet. George V.
Molnerney,the man from Ihent, N.B., re-
minded the aspiring Weldon that he had
pledged himself to vote against interfer-
ence with Manitoba, "And," said Mr.
McInerney, "you want now to join a
Government that Is pledged to do all in
Its power to compass reinediallegislation.
'You may do your best to run yourself,
but we, the other members from New
Brunswick, will do all in our power to
prevent our being swamped with you."
Weldon fought hard. Ho tried to con-
vince the New lIeu nswiokers that ho had
meant to say that he would have opposed
remedial legislation if it bad been intro-
duced during last session. Hansard was
produced, and Walden's own words in the
HOMO Were read to him. He said that
fate was against him, and yielded.
New Cabinet Organized Monday Evening,.
Sir Mackenzie was not perturbed by the
news of the action of the New Brunswick -
members. He went on with the work of
scouring recruits, W. F. Maclean, of
East York, besought the First Minister
to make him a Controller. But even in
those troublous times Mr. Maclean was
too much for Sir Mackenzie to swallow.
The representative of East York went
empty away. Rufus Pope, the son of
John Ileum of epigrammatic memory,
-was °tiered and accepted the portfolio of
Agriculture, which William Smith, of
South Ontario, had refused. And on
Monday evening one heard that the new
Cabinet had been organized. The rumor
was true.
But Not to Last.
But other influences had been at work.
Sir Frank Smith, who so often has played
the part of intermediary between govern
mental factions, had made up his mind
that the schism in the Ministerial ranks
should be healed. He went to Sir Mac-
kenzie and asked him to summon Sir
Charles Tupper the Elder to a conference.
Sir Mackenzie consented; Sir Charles ap-
peared, and after an hour's conversation.
the High Commissioner was offered a
porfolio. Be demanded to know the names
of his colleagues. hir Mackenzie told,
him that all of the seceders would be
taken back with the exceptions of Bag-
. gert, Foster and Montague. "I believe
that these men were the arch -plotters
against me," said Sir Mackenzie, "and I
will Ent admit them into any Govern-
ment of which I am the leader."
"Then, Sir Mackenzie," answered Sir
Charles, "I shall not accept your invita-
tion. If you want me in your Govern-
ment you _mist take all the seven back. I
do not insist upon your summoning my
son, for I know that the two of us could
not be members of the same Government.
But as to the others I have given my
final decision." And Sir Charles went
away.
Good old Sir Frank Smith was mourn.
ful when he heard of the abortive negc.
Cations, He had done everything in his
p aver to save the Government and, as he
b aieved, to save the party. He sought
8 r Mackenzie Bowen, and to him said a
few pregnant words.
"Sir Mackenzie," said Sir Frank, " I
have stood by you through all this trouble.
have done my best to give you the best
,advice in my power, because I believed
a
'you to be in the right. And now I have
.to tell you that, if you do not take these
.e men back -the whole six of them -you
h may have my resignation, Your refusal
to reinstate the Ministers will put the
whole country against you, and, what
much more important, againse, the Con-
servative par,y. Your Government will
be defeated, for it lacks every element of
strength. And your name will go down
in history as the name of the man who
wrecked the Conservative party."
Sir Frank Smith Turns the Ream.
Sir Mackenzie beard and pondered.
Sir Frank had been his right bower all
through the trouble. The old knight of
Toronto had been the first to extend his
sympathy to the Premier on that event-
ful Saturday evening when the Ministers
resigned. He had given the First Minis -1
ter much good counsel and advice. And
now there was a prospeethsven a certainty
of his deserting the ship, Sir Mackenzie
thought for Many minutes., He abhorred
the idea of his name being execrated, in
future yams Sir Frank's remark. regar-
ding the opinion that future generations
would have of him filled the old, Premier
with apprehension. Be lifted his head
and said to Sir Frank: "4 shall follow
your advice. Send for 'Tu p per, ' ' And
thus the °tient ended. . Tupper drove
down to Sir Mackenefe"s house. .The
articles of peace were signed. Sir Mae-
'
kenzie was to remain Premier, Sir
Charles was to become Secretary of State.
We are told on the authority of the First
Minister that there was no mention
made of his resigning. According to
Sir Mackenzie, Sir Charles wee willing to
assume office under him and to co-operate
with him in carrying out the doctrines
and principles of the Conservative party.
How the News Was Received.
The news flew like wildfire. Up on Ptue
'lament hill the corridors were thronged
with men who discussed the rap-
proobeenent that had been compassed.
"It seems too good to be true," said Jim
Sutherland, the Liberal chief whip. "Good
Lord, won't the people be down on those
chaps? They can't explain that explana-
tion of theirs, They said that they left the
Government because the Premier could
not command the confidence of all his
colleagues. And now they go back
under the same incompetent leader, The
day of victory for the Liberals is not far
away." That is how a representative
Liberal looked at the matter. That is how
all the Liberals regard it. The Conserva-
tives were deligh MO for that all was peace
and harmony again. They had hoped
against hope that matters would be
patched up. Their hope had been gratified,
Moreover, they were assured of their
thousand dollars sessional indemnity.
They had been filled with fear that parlia-
ment would not sit thirty days, and that
they would have to be content with the
beggarly eight dollars a day that is the
solatium of the members in such cases.
Now all was happiness again.
Ministerial Statement in the Senate and
COMM ons.
The good people of the Capital clamber-
ed up the steep stairs that lead to the gal-
leries,on Wednesday afternoon; for it had
been announced that Sir Mackenzie in the
Senate and Sir Adolphe in the Commons
would make the Ministerial statement.
The members had been summoned 'from
all over the land, and when, in the Com
-
moue Sir Adolphe rose, a tremendous
audience was there to hear him. The an-
nouncement had better be given ipsissimat
verba: "Since reference was made in this
House to the retirement from office of
certain members of the Government the
Prime Minister has had an opportunity
of carefully reviewing the cirounistances
connected with these resignations, and has
satisfied himself that the best interests of
the country would be served, notwith-
standing any differences of opinion that
exist respecting the importance of filling
the portfolio made vacant by the resigna-
tion of the Hon. Mr. Angers, by the re
turn to their former positions in the
Cabinet of those who deemed it their
duty to retire on account of that vacancy.
'While it is true that this point was freely
discuss d between the Prime Minister
and his colleagues, it is equally true that
the Prime Minister did not regard that va-
cance-the importance or filling which can-
not be questioned -as a sufficient reason
for the resignation of any member of
the Government. This view, however, was
not concurred in by some of his colleagues,
who urged that a meeting of parliament
with a Quebec) portfolio vacant might
seriously imperil certain impertant
measures to be presented during this ses-
sion. He bad reasonable hopes of being
able to fill that position up to the Very
day when parliament met, and was die -
appointed when his efforts failed. After
the opening of parliament certain mem-
bers of the Government sent their resigna-
tions to the Prime Minister, giving
among other reasons, the fact, that
'having failed to fill the portfolio' and,
that he evidently 'intended to go on with
the transaction of public business with
an incomplete Cabinet,' they thought
this course so great 'a departure horn
sound constitutional practice and so weak,
as a matter of policy,' that they were
'unwilling any longer to remain as mem-
bers of an incomplete Government.' "
"And, therefore," interpolated Mu.
lock, "to make it more incomplete."
"I think the hon. gentleman will per-
mit me to continue the statement," pro-
tested Sir Adolphe, "Since the receipt
of the resignations referred to, the object'
lone put forward by the Ministers who re-
signed have been removed by the accep-
tance of a seat in the Cabinet by the Hon.
Alphonse Desjardins, a gentleman well
known and esteemed in tne province of
Quebec for his ability and integrity of
character, and by the acceptance to the
Ministry of Sir Charles Tupper, Bart.
Under these circumstances and with
these objections removed, the Ministers
who resigned have deemed., it consistent
with duty to their country to resume the
positions they respectively held in the
Government. It is gratifying, therefore,
to be able to inform the House and the
country that a Ministry has been formed
which will command the support of the
majority in, parliament and enable us to
proceed with the measures foreshadowed
in the Speech from the Throne."
Two Planks of Ministerial Policy.
And that was the explanation. What
of the dissatisfaction with Sir Mackenzie's
leadership? Not a word. Had the seven
become convinced that their re -adopted
leader had arranged to have some of
"those qualities of leadership" infused
into him? Did they believe that he would
make a new intellectual start in the
seventy-third year of his life? Or had
they found, upon mature consideration,
that the cash difference between a posi-
tion in the Cabinet and the rank of full
private in the Ministerial ranks was ex-
actly $6,000 a year, the amount of a Min-
ister's salary? Far be it from me to say
that any of these presumptions was the
real reason of the return of the prodigals.
One cannot tell -being without the Privy
Council chamber -the cause of the return
of the wanderers. is is certain that the
Government will have to go on With its
policy of remedial legislation. The Gov-
erhur-General has made his determina-
tion plain. He considers himself person-
ally bound by the declaration in the
Speech from the Throne. Another plank
in the Ministerial policy is that of
closer relations with Great Britain.
Sir Charles Tupper, since his acces-
sion to the Cabinet, has unfurled the
Old Flag. Down in Cape Breton, where
he contests a seat in parliament, he calls
for a wider interest in Imperial affairs.
And in the forum of the nation the
standard has been flauntt3d Weldon, of
Albert, was the first to wave the flag. I
On Friday last he laid the foundations of,
what turned out to be the most disgrace-
'
fed scene that has been witnessed in the
Canadian House of Commons for many a
day. Sir Richard, who is seldom dis-
creet in his remarks, had said on Wednes-
day that No Scotia had been the wet -
nurse and the dry -nurse, of the most cor-
rupt type of boodiers that the country
had ever seen. This was good hearing
for the Conservatives, who will make the
Blue Nose province ring with denuncia-
tions of the unfortunate speech. Dr, Wel-
don, who lives in Nova Scotia, though
he sits for a New Brunswick constitu-
ency, Wog Up the cause of the foggy pro-
vince, "The little peninsula," said he,
"has producel as abet public then as has
any of the larger members of Confeder-
ation. They were men of remarkable
probity and hrmly devoted to the
public service, What can be said against
O'Connor, the Younge, Johnsen, the
Uniackes and joseph Howe? Were these
men beeedlers?" Then Weldon attacked
Sir Richard, who, the other day asserted
that he was as good a Canadian as any-
body else, for that his grandfather had
been a E. Loyalist, Weldon wonted to
know why, at a public dinner in Boston,
the Loyalist's grandson had decried Can -
"Where," demanded 'Weldon, "tel the
honorable gentleman's frientl,Netiatarrer,
the writer of annexationisticparaphiets?"
"ale's on the Mail and Empire and
being supported by the Government,"
roared Dr. Landerkin.
"And shall I speak of Mercier2h
"Yes. You'd better rattle his mashie,"
was the cutting retort that McMullen
rasped out.
Sir Richard on Nova Seotians.
Sir Richard had been reproached by
Liberals for his indiscreet utterances re-
speoteag Nova Scotia. To give him an
opportunity of squaring himself the ad.
jourrunent of the House was moved. "I
know,' began the Liberal Knight, "that
Nova Scotia has produced many very
able men. But I also knew that it has
given birth to the most venomouus type
of boodiers this country has ever seen.
One of their own public men, the Hon.
A.W.McLeiati, to wit, in the Nova Scotia
Legislature ended a speech by stating
that Sir Charles Tupper, Baronet, was
the high priest of robbery anti corrup-
tion,"
Tupper, the ...on neer, to the Resole.
Then arose young Tupper. who had
been awaiting an opportunity to defend
his father against the charges made by
Sir Richard on Wednesday, and which
had just been repeated. The younger
Tupper had taken a most curious method
of disclosing Sir Richard's frailties. He
had conned over the archives of Canada,
and had found that Sir Richard's grand-
father was forced to leave New York
state in 1778 for the extremely sufficient
reason that our esteemed cousins the
Yankees had put a price upon his head.
They gave hint a chance to leave the coun-
try first, remarking. in their intimation,
that his presence was undesirable, that
he was ahuspictious and dangerous char-
acter.Sir. Charles, having stated with much
unction, these particulars, proceeded to
tell us how Sir Richard's respected ances-
tor came to Canada and speedily secured
a contract for furnishing the Loyalist
forces with provisions. Also, he beeame
a magistrate and incurred the enmity
of Governor Simeoe, who wanted him re-
moved from office.
These interesting particulars concern-
ing a gentleman who has been dead for
some fifty years, and whose grandson is
baldheaded and hag long grey whisker's,
were not received with any startling ex
pression of interest, Sir Richard arose
smilingly. The Conservatives didn't
want to hear him. The Liberals did. One
side shouted "Sit down" the others,
"Go on."
.The Liberal Knight's Rejoinder.
"It is true," said Sir Richard, "that
my grandfather was expelled from New
York state. At the age of eighteen he
was a soldier in the British army. His
grandson is not ashamed of that, Aftet
he came to Upper Canada he became a
Legislative Councillor, and It was while
he led the Opposition to Governor Simone
that the latter desired his removal from
the magistracy."
A More Exciting Episode.
This episode finished, another more ex-
citing followed. Kenny, the Faistaffian
gentleman who sits for Halifax, pursued
Sir Richard. At Boston, he said, the
Knight had been implicated in a treacher-
ous oanspiracy when he told the diners.
that when Commercial Union came, Can-
ada's provinces would be to all intents
and purposes a tier of northern states -with
Boston as their entrepot. The Leader
of the Opposition went further add did
worse. He said that England and Can-
ada must separate.
Laurier, indignant, sprang to his feet.
"I deny that accusation in tote. Last
year I referred the honorable gentleman
to the report of my address in Boston,
and it is all the more shameful on his
part -supposing him to be a gentleman -
for him to repeat such an accusation."
"He went farther," continued Kenny.
"He said the destinies of my country are
the destinies of yours."
"That is the most shameful statement I
ever heard in parliament," shouted
Laurier. "It is not true. It must be
taken back."
"The honorable gentleman must
apologize," sternly said Mr. Speaker.
And Kenny, who is a gentleman despite
Mr. Laurier, apologized.
The lull that has followed the crisis
brings forth no new rumors. Sir Mac-
kenzie's assurance that he will retain the
premiership makes it clear that for this
session at least Sir Charles Tupper the
Elder will have to he content with the
leadership of the Commons The younger
Tupper, no longer a Minister, told me
the other day that he has serious thought
of practising law in Toronto.
NEXT LEAP YEAR.
Rather an Odd One if the Repres. toe stay
be Permitted.
The fond parents who are presenieSi
with a newly -born infant on February
29th this year will be in a rather awk-
ward position; they will be unable to
make the first birthday party for eight
years to come. For, as most people have
been informed, there is no leap year be-
tween 1896 and 1904. In a little while
everybody will be asking the reason of
this arbitrary conduct on the part of the
calender maker and will want to know
the "why and the wherefore" of the rule
that "the century years are to be counted
ordinary years and not leap years." As a
matter of fact,the statement is not strict-
ly correct, for the year 2000 will be having
a 29th of February. The whole secret of
the confusion lies in the inconsiderate
action on, the part of the earth, which, in
its year of revolution rotand the sun
rotates an odd fraction -ninety seven
fourhundredths-in addition to its 365
times. How to dispose of the fraction
was the problem which -puzzled Pope
Gregory in the sixteenth century, just as
It had puzzled the Romans of ,old. The
Romans got out of the difficulty, how-
ever, in a very simple fashion, by coun-
ting the fraction of a day as a quarter,
and waited until they could add the four
(marten as an extra day at the end of
their year, which commenced with March.
This means 100 days added in the space
of four centuries; but to get the extra 97
Pope Gregory ordained that the century
years themselves should not he counted
(thus omitting four of them), but as an
extra day was then wanted to make the
97 it should be counted in at the 400th
year that is, the 0110 that can be exactly
divided by the number 400. Thee while
the years 2100, 2200, 2,.00 will not be leap
year te the years 2900 and 2400 vsill.
• TIE NORD CASE ..
TWENTY-SEVEN MONTHS' AILING,
„NINE AIONTliS RELPLESS«
His Disease Pronounced Diabetes and In-
curable -Given Up by Himself and Friends
Cared by Nine Boxes of Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
Richmond, Jan 20.-(SpeolaD.--This
has been a day of unusual crowds and ex-
citement here. Tho talk of the farmers
and others in town for holiday trading
is mostly all about the recently published
cute of Wm, McCord, a farmer living
not far out and one of our oldest Inhabit -
Time presence of Mr. McCord made as-
surance visible for very many who heard
of his cure thought recovery impossible.
Amelia other things in praise of Dodd's
Kidney Pills he said: "After the doctors
pronounced my trouble diabetes, he one
thought I should ever be cured.
" I was partly paralysed and so get out
of bed bad to roll out.
"Was nine months unable to do even a
chore about the place; could, barely trail
myself along.
"I ran down in weight and, there was
little left of me but the shell.
"But when I commenced taking Dodd's
Kidney Pills I stuck close to directions
and I could see great improvement before
the first Max was finished.
"In all I took nine boxes and am as
well as ever I was in my life, though past
sixty years of ago
"I always say that Dodd's Kidney Pills
should be bought the same tie groceries
and kept in the house for colds, and the
first signs of rheumatism and snob like,"
Sold by druggists and dealers every-
where, price 50o, or by mail, Address
The Dodd's Medicine Co, Toronto, Ont.
Didn't Like Rice.
Mrs. Slinuliet-Yon don't seem to like
rice very well, Mr Peck.
Henry Peck -It is associated with one
of the most distressing mistakes I ever
was guilty of.
A BERLIN LADY CURED LIKE MAGIC
By the Use of South American Nervine
-A Miraculous Case Told of by Mrs.
J. Reliant, of Berlin, Ont, -Stubborn
Facts That Cannot be Controverted.
BEAT risks do not al-
ways come most closely
with great calamities,
Hairsbreadth e soap e s
and miraculous freedom
from disaster are not en-
comia( n. It is in the
common ways of life that
serious consequences
most often follow. Men
and women will battle
with some of the worst forms of disease,
and, come out conquerors. But the out-
come of some slight indiscretion will lead
to an undermining of the system, and
there will follow general debility and
break-up.
It is in cases like this that that great
discovery and womieriul 19th century re-
medy, South American Nervine, gets in
some of its greatest work. Mrs. .1. Hal-
lam, wife of a well-known produce mer-
chant of 'Berlin, Ont., found herself a
short time since completely run down in
health. Strive as she might she could
not gain strength. Medicines were taken
iit generous quantity, but terrible weak-
ness remained. She secured a bottle of
South American Nervine, and. in her own
‚words: "The result was like magic. It
restored me to perfect health, and. I have
never felt better in my life. Some time
ago my little girl was troubled -with sum-
mer complaint, and this left her weak
and nervous to a degree that seemed to
indicate an undermining of her system.
I used nervine in her case, and in one
week she was as well as ever."
There is nothing artificial about South
American Nervine. A stimulant will
help the system for the time being, but
Nervine cures permanently in all cases.
A Pardonable Defect.
Little Ethel -Our goat can pull. me
arid Willie and Annie at one load.
Visitor -He must be very strong I
Little Ethel -Oh, yes; but we don't
mind that. -Chicago Record.
Art Investment, Not an Expense,
A gentleman who about a year ago
obtained a cure for liquor addiction at
Lakehtuat Institute, Oakville, has just
written in an encouraging strain. He
says: "I am not, as you know,blessed with
too much of this world's goods, but I am
richer and happier to -day than if some
one had given me a South African dia-
mond mine and left me with that whiskey
appetite I once had" Here is the testi-
mony echoed by hundreds who have been
to Oakville, that should convince every
drinking man who is looking for a paying
investment. There is money for you in
Oakville, and what is still better, the es-
teem and respect of your friends,and
what is best of all -health and happiness.
Our former patients say -many of them -
that the trip to Lakehurst Institute is
still paying them so well that the original
investment looks beggarly, and they feel
almost ashamed to tell how little they
paid for so much. No branch institutes,
and no remedies sent out for home treat-
ment. Toronto office, 28 Bank of Com-
merce Building.
A Misfit Situation.
Applieant-What's the job worth?
Proprietor -Three dollars a week and
my old clothes, -Life.
Prof. Nocard, of Paris, has discovered
an anti-tetanio serum. It this remedy
proves effective in combating the horrors
of lockjaw as it is claimed to be, Prof.
Nocard will have immortalized himself
by effacing one of the Most terrible
aftli.otions which leap befall man.
A WOMAN EXPLORER.
Kiss Mary Kingsley, ift be Has Returned
Evian the Mountains of -West Africa.
Miss Mary Kingsley, whohas just re-
turned to Eogland from Africa, has
taken her place among the most famous
women explorers by reason of what she
has dene in the Dark Continents In her
explorations on the west coast of Africa,
see has penetrated regions in which no
white man has ever set foot. .She has
not only enured a lags number of the
conchological specimens which she went
to seek, but has explored several moun-
tain ranges -one up to the height of
13,700 feet, at which the reached a
crater.
Miss Kingsley comes of a famous
etock. Her zest for travel teems to lee -
long to the Kingsley blood. Charles
Kingsley, her uncle, had it; so had the
other uncle, Henry Kingsley, the neve'.
ist; and so had her father, Da Kings-
ley. By the death of her parents, Miss
Kingsley was left without imperative
family ties, and she found in travel
and observation the natural outlet for
her activity.
Since her return, Mies Kingsley has
been overwhelmed with invitatioes to
lecture, and all sorts of ;vest/one as to
travelling in Africa.
"Big outfits are not at all in ray
line," said she to a reporter. "I travel
with the least possible luggage. Travel-
ing need not be such an expense as
most people make of it."
"But how about things for exchange I
with the natives? Had you not to take
a quantity of glass beads and such
like?"
"No; I did not take my beads. To-
bacco found the most useful. But the
Fangwes' money is rather unwieldy.
Only think how you would like to go
shopping with these," and Miss Kings-
ley took down from the wall some hard-
,
ware In the nature of croquet hoops and
finer pieces of wire. "Each of the large
hoops represents about threepence.
"I tun no great collector, except of ,
fish -my fish, by the way, are now at ,
the British Museum, awaiting exetuin- I
Mien from Dr. Gunther -but I confess
to a fondness for knives "This," she
said, taking up a curious sickle -shaped
Instrument of steel with a brass handle,
"is a sacrificial knife. And here," lift-
ing what looked like a bit of lava, "is a
piece of the top of the Cameroons.
"I cannot claim to have done much
more than collect inaterials, from which
at present, it is diffieult to generalize,
though here and there I hope to suc-
ceed in bringing out some one central
fact. Perhaps Ibnow more about the
particular part of Africa where I have
travelled than other Europeans, because
it is an unexplored county; but what I
know is not enough to be vain about." I
Miss Kingsley will write a book about
her trav els.
Some Curious Scottish Prayers.
No country in the world has produced
such a plentiful crop of curious prayers
as Secs land, where extempore prayer is
the rule among the Presbyterian clergy
Doubtless a great many of the prayers
which one sees in the papers fathered
upon the clergy of the Land of Cakes are
apocryphal, but those quoted in this ar-
ticle are undeniably authentic.
"Preacher Geordie,"an eccentric itiner-
ant minister, who was famous all over
Scotland ot the beginning of the present
century for his pavtky, homely sermons,
was also noted for his original prayers.
On one occasion ha ostentatiously as-
cended the pulpit of a country church
with his fiddle -his inseparable com-
panion -under his arm. He then very
devoutly set about aiding the precentor
by means of the instrument in raising
the tune. Observing some little tittering
among the congreaation-for the vigil-
ance of his suspicion was extreme -he
toot °cession in his prayer, where, as he
often said, he found himself least
straitened, to express himself in these
or like terms; "Good Lord, Thy people•
-Thine own peculiar, chosen people of
old -were wont to praise Thee with tab-
or and with harp.with sackbut and psal-
tery; and Thy ciouce and loyal servants
were seen dancing and skipping and
snapping their fingers to Thy praise, and
wee" they were rewarded for it. But now-
adays nothing will serve us but sighing
and groaning, and squealing and howl-
ing out dismal psalm tunes, wi' feet
nailed to the yirtl, and faces an ell lang,
and in uckle disloyalty in our hearts
af tern' I Gil Thy blessing reach us, it
mann surely be mair by Thy favor than
our ala guid guiding, I trow !"
Geordie's prayer for the magistracy of
Locbmaben was formerly far-famed.
"Lord," said he, "we pray Thee to re-
member the magistrates of Lochnaaben,
such n asentleenytarrinArgyleshire minister,
e I"
noted for the same propensity as the
Reverend Geordie,began service one Sun-
day morning, after a spree the night
before, with the following pithy and
original prayer:, "0 Lord, what are we
this morning but a parcel of easy osies?
Grant us, a big meat house, and a wee
wrought house, and mountains o' preed,
and, cheese, and whisky like Loch Lo-
mond, and puild a ',suckle dyke atween
have been his other esviannadt etvheer t ne vai yI,
de-
ficiencies, a former minister of the Cam -
brae e (two niece specks of islands in the
Firth of Clyde), seems not to have been
wanting in local patriodstn, as he was
wont to conclude his weekly Sunday
prayer with the following petition: "0
Lord, have mercy on Thy servants, the
denizens of Great and Little Cuinbrae,
as also the inbabit ants . of the adjacent
islands of Great Britain and Ireland."
A well-known Lanarkshire minister of
tin old school, recen.ly deceased, was so
sensitive to any suspicion of plagiarism
that he never allowed himself to make
the slightest quotation without giving
his authority. He was accustomed to as -
sem ble his household every morning for
family worship, and on one occasion he
commenced his devotions thus: "0 Lord
we heartily thank Thee that we have
been awakened from the sleep which a
writer in the Edinburgh Review has
called the image of death."
We will conclude with the following
story related by a well-known Glasgow
D.D. : The doctor, in company with a
brother clerygman,was spending a vaca-
tion in Cumberland, and on the first
Sunday of their stay they attended divine
service in a little Scotch kirk in the vi-
cinity, taking the precaution to sit in a
remote ' corner, so that the officiating
minister should not notice them. But
the eagle eye of the minister detected them
and in the intercessory prayer he so ex-
pressed himself as to make quite sure of
some aid from them. The good man's
words were these: "Lord, have mercy on
Thy ministering servants who have look-
ed in upon us so unexpectedly; one of
whom will preach in the afternoon, and
the other in the evening." -Belfast
Weekly News.
IMPORTANT CASE,.
A VICTORIA COUNTY (ONT.1) PEO-'
LEE BEFORE TIM COUliTS.
Detected in Selling a Pink Colored Pill,
Which He Represented to be Dr. Wil --
Darns' Pink Pins --The Court Grants a
Perpetual Injunction Restraining* Him
From Offering an hmitation, of this Great
Medicine -Some Facts the 'Public 'Will do
Well to Bear in Mind.
In the High Court of Justice yesterday
morning before Mr. Justice Meredith, the
case of Fulford v, McGahey was heard.
It eonststee of a motion for an injunc-
tion to restrain Fred MoGahey from teal-
ing a pill which he claimed to be. Dr.
Widitteas' Plait Pills for Pale People.
Dr Douglas 1). El. Armour appeared for
the plaintiff and stated that the defend-
ant had been pedling these goods about
Victoria County, claiming them to be
Dr. Williams' genuine Pink Pills, It
was impossible, however, on the face of
it, that they could be genuine, as he sold.
them greatly below what they came at
whilesale price. The defendant had
given consent, Mr. Armour said, that
the motion should be iseanged to one fos
judgment against him. No defence was
offered, and his Lordship gave an order
nit,. judgment restraining McGahey from
o ntinuing to vend the article as l)r.
%Villains' Pink Pills for Pale People.
The above paragraph, taken from the
legal columns of the Toronto Globe of
the 15th Inst„ contains a warning which
every person in Canada in need of a
medicine will do well to heed, and ahem,
the care and pains the Dr. Williaroe'
Medicine Company takes to protect the
public from imposition, and to preserve
the reputation of their famous Pink Pills.
It is only, a medicine that possesses
more than usual merit that is worth int-
itation. Ordinary medicines are not
subject to that kind of treatment, as
there is not sufficient demand for such
medicine worth while.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
ple have achieved a reputation for ster-
ling merit unparalleled in the history of
medical science. In every part of the
Dominion the remarkable cures wrought
by the use of this great medicine h tve
given it a name and a fame which has
made the sale of Pink Pills simply won-
tthahhyeeelurtlunlicliss:ocrupulous persons in various parts
incense of this great merit, and
quent enormous demand for
dnisceine, that it is being imitated
of the country. The imitation itt cheap,
usually worthless, and is only mulled be-
cause the imitator can make much' more
money by its sale than he can by the sale
of the genuine Pink Pills. Hence the
pains he takes to sell the imitation.
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Company
annually spends thousands of dollars en-
deavoring to impress upon the mein e
that the genuine Pink Pills can only be
purchased in one form -namely in pack-
ages enclosed in a wrapper (or label),
which bears the full trademark, "Dr.
Williams' Pink. Pills for Pale People"
No one can buy them in any other form,
not even if they offered many times their
weight in gold for them, And yet in
the face of these coutinuous warnings
there are people confiding enough to per-
mit some nnecrupulons dealer to convince
them that be can supply them -with the
genuine Pink Pills :11 loose form, by the
dozen or hundred, or ounce, or in some
other kind of a box. Any one who pre-
tends to be able to do this is telling an
untruth. Bear this in mind and refuse
all pills that do not bear the full trade
mark, no matter if they are colareti pink,
and no matter what the dealer says.
Please bear in mind also that the for-
mula from which Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
Is compounded is a secret know only to
the company, and any one who claims,
he can supply you with some other pill
"just as good" is guilty of misrepresenta-
tion, for he does not know the ingredi-
ents of the genuine Pink Pills and is,
only trying to sell you some other pill,
because he makes more money on its,
sale.
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Company.
is determined to spare no expense in,
protecting, both the public and them-
selves, against these unscrupulous imita-
tors, and will always be thankful to re-
ceive information concerning any one who
offers to sell an imitation Pink Pill pur-
porting it to lie Dr. Williams' Pink Pills,
or "the same as" the genuine Pink Pills.
Such cases will be investigated by the
company's detective and the name of
the person giving the information will
not be made public, while any expense
entailed in sencline us the information
will be promptly refunded.
Ask for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People and take nothing also. They
cure when all other medicines fail.
Goinw at a Bargain.
Miss Gotrox-I've got a bargain in a
title.
Miss Neighbob-Who is he?
Miss Gotrox-That's telling; bnt he's
a real duke, and I can get him for 999,-
999.99.
Fully Exnutined.
"What is the reason that the top
drawer of a boatding house bureau will
never either open or, shut?" asked the
newly arrived guest.
"Possibly," answered her friend, "it
is due to the quality of the board." -West-
chester Glebe.
AN ATTRACTIVE BOOK.
The advertising pamphlets issued "by
the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co. are always
goon, and in this respect are like the
famous Pink Pills put up by the Com-
pany. The latest pamphlet issued ba the
Company is as timely as it it attractive.
It is entitled "Pointers, Political and
Physical." The cover is printed in
colors and has admirably executed por-
traits of the Governor-General, Sir Mac-
kenzie Bowen and Hon. Wilfrid Laurier.
Scattered throughout the book aro ex-
cellent portraits of Canadian poblie men,
prominent in the affairs of the Domin-
ion, also portraits of she Premiers of the
different provinces. There is also given
by provinces a list of the members of the
House of Commons as it stood at the
close of the session last summer, together
with the name of the defeated candidate,
and the nunaber of votes polled ty each.
In view of the near approach of the Do-
minion elections this feature will emus
mend itself to the public as it offer e in a
form handy for reference, information
otherwise difficult to obtain. The Dr,
Williams Medicine Co, will send a copy
of this pamphlet to any of our readers
who will send their name and address
plainly written.
Woman, Ever Superstitions.
Be -Things have been at sixes and
sevens with inc to -day
She -That's unlucky; six and seven
mato thirteen.