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THE EXETER ADVOCATE.
THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 1895.
Week's Commercial Summary.
There wore 27 failures in the Dominion
Last week, 71ess than corresponding week
last year, and 16 less than previous week,
Further advances in Ontario wheat are
noted. Sales of white were made on the
highest
Northern at 70o,which is the h
quotation in abot two years, There is
apparently a great scarcity of this cereal
in the province.
Cable report a firmer market for cattle
in Great Britain,. The finest steers are
qucted at 12c to 12eo in Liverpool. The
prospects are good for the shipment of
cattle to France on the opening of navi-
gation at Montreal.
After a perceptible improvement due to
stronger cables and larger purchases of
wheat for export in New York, as well as
a decrease in the visible supply much
larger than was expected, the market re-
acted beeause of a bear raid in Chicago.
The Easter cattle market at Toronto
has surpassed the record within the
memory of veteran cattle dealers,
Butchers' cattle have sold readily at four
cents a, pound, and cattle for exportation
have been herd to get at from four and a
half to five gents.
The fire waste in Canada and the Unit-
ed States for March is estimated at $14,-
289,300, as against $9,147,100 the same
month of last year, and $16,662,350 in
March, 18.43. The most disastrous fire
last month was the one in Toronto, the
total loss of which is estimated at §1,140,-
000,
1,140,-000,
There is no change in the trade situa-
tion at Toronto. Merchants are not so
busy as they should be at this season;
for such state of things the weather is
blamed to some extent. The feeling of
hopefulne rs reported a week ago is still
apparent, and prospeo"s are said to be
good. The steady advance in prices in a
number of commodities is a factor of
some importance. First, the wool market
strengthened, the hides went up, which
has been followed by a big advance in
wheat, and lassly, within a few days,
there has been a substantial rise in both
crude and refined ails. These advances
are evidences of an improved demand and
augur well for future trade.
Director Blue, in his fourth annual re-
port of the Bureau rf Mines, states that
the gold fields of the province are attract-
ing greater notice, and says that during
tf
e past year, the Rain Lake region es-
pecially, drew many explorers and
capitalists towards it. Numerous dis-
coveries of gold -bearing ore are reported
there. Four or five locations are being
actively developed, and one gold mill is
nearly ready for operation. In the Lake
of the Woods district, the mine and mil
on Sultana Island have been worked con-
tinuously. The nickel and copper mines
in the Sudbury region were actively
worked during the year, and the produc-
tion of matte was much larger than in
either of the preceding two years. Mr.
Blue has sanguine hopes that the iron in-
dustry will assume active form in the
province this year.
Here and There.
The principles of others we call preju-
dices ; our own prejudices are principles.
xxx
If everybody paid his bills on time
what would become of the collectors?
xxx
It is estimated that a regular writer for
a daily paper writes 40,000 a year on an
average.
xxx
Unfortunately the man who has noth-
ing to say isn't always conscious of it
until he has tried to say it.
xxx
Human beings are by nature fighting
animals. The very babies are up in arms
as soon as they come into the world.
xxx
A conscienceless tenant and a tramp
with a ragged coat are very much alike
—they are each oblivious of the back
rent.
X x X
The figures of the Immigration Restric-
tion league show a decrease of 150,000
in the number of immigrants during the
past year.
xxx
Glass brushes are used by the artists
who decorate china. They are made of
glass fibers so thin that they seem like
spun silk.
xxx
The old man of the sea is generally
baldheaded and sits in the front row.
Doubtless the big bonnets have driven
him there.
xxx
The share of land falling to each in-
habitant of the globe, in the event of a
partition might be set down at twenty-
three and one-half acres.
xxx
It isn't necessary to be so very partic-
ular about which plumber to run for
these cold nights when the pipes burst.
Any of them will fill the bill.
xxx
It is the little things that make up life,
and the little mistakes have as much
effect as the little good deeds. There is
no thought or act but has effect for good
or ill.
xxx
When a savings bank is allowed to
hold. a single deposit of more than $100,-
000, as in the case of Connectiout.it fails
of its true function as the repository of
savings.
These two desirable qualifications,
pleasant to the taste and at the same time
effectual,are to be found in Mother
Graves' Worm. Exterminator, Children
like it.
Dr. Carson's Stomach Bittern.
Mr:' J. Martin, notary public, King
street east, Toronto, writes and says : "I
was suffering from dyspepsia, sour
stomach and torpid liver for years. I
was advised to try Dr. Carson's Stimaeh
Bitters, which I did, and a few bottles
have completely cured me." 50 cents
per bottle. For sale by druggists—there
4S none as good ; the only Dr. Carson's
Stomach Bitters, Allan & Co., 58 Front
street east, Toronto, proprietors
In Colorado a wife was granted a de-
cree because her husband oat off„ her
bangs,,.
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THE WEEK'S HAPP
nterestingItemtt and Incidents, Import.
ant and Instructive, Gathered from
the various. Provinces..
The name of the Hamilton. Beach post-
oflioe hasbeen changed to Elsinore Park..
Mr, George Betts of Chathamblew his
brains out with a gun while temporary
insane,
There is still no trace of Farr, the 0,P.
attempting
R. engineer charged with p tin
g
Winnipeg,
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arson at
The first bonded car on the T., H. & B.
Railway arrived in. Hamiltonfrom Brant-
ford Tuesday morning,
The ice on the St. Lawrence in front of
Montreal broke up Monday morning, and
the channel is now free.
The Legislative Assembly was pro-
rogued Tuesday afternoon by his Honor
the Lieutenant -Governor.
The Rev. James Gordon, M.A., late
treasurer of the London Presbytery, died
Tuesday, aged. sixty-eight.
Mr. McAdams, an aged farmer, who
lived. near Paris, was struck by a train
while driving into Brantford and killed.
A. man named Turner committed sui-
cide et Straithclair, Man., by taking a
dose of strychnine, He was mentally
deranged.
The twelve convicts from Now West-
minster Penitentiary being transferred to
Stoney Mountain arrived at Winnipeg
Tuesday.
Farr, the engineer arrested at Winni-
peg on a charge of trying to burn up Ms
dwe.ling and family, escaped from the
police station.
The International Radial Railway Co.
gives notice in The Canada Gazette of an
application to the Dominion Parliament
for a charter.
A great deal is being said in London in
favor of selling eggs by weight. Shop-
keepers do not look on the proposal with
any great favor.
Jacob Bock, an old and highly -esteem-
ed resident of Port Elgin, committed sui
tide by hanging himself to a beam in the
loft of his stable.
The steamer Numidian, which arrived
at Halifax on Monday from Liverpool,
brought 70 orphan boys, destined for
Western. Canada.
The weather throughout Manitoba con-
tinues to be very favorabl a for seeding
and the majority of the farmers now
have their crops in.
The boot and shoe manufacturers of
Montreal have decided, owing to the ad-
vance in the price of leather, to increase
the price of footwear.
Engineer Farr of Winnipeg has been
arrested on a charge of attempting to
burn the house in which his wife and
childr n were sleeping.
The citizens of Chatham intend to cele-
brate its incorporation as a city on Do-
minion Day. They will invite the Gov-
ernor-General to be present.
Twelve of the most dangerous convicts
in the Westminster, B.C,, Penitentiary
have been transferr, d to the Stony
Mountain Penitentiary in Manitoba,
Mr. Matthew Miller was overpowered
by gas in the King street sewer at Lon-
don and suffocated. Two other . men
working with him had narrow escapes.
The extradition of Mrs. Mack, who is
alleged to be implicated in the postage
stamp swindle in Hamilton, has been
asked for by the United States authorit-
ies.
A sample of ginger wine bought in a
London store, where only temperance
beverages was supposed to be sold, was
found to contain 10 per cent. of proof
spirits.
The jury in the case of Mr. John Flynn,
who was found dying at Shallow Lake
the other day, returned a verdict that
the fatal wounds were inflicted by persons
unknown.
Large proportions are being assumed
by the butter export trade of the British -
Australian colonies. From July to
February Vietoria alone shipped 20,000,-
000 pounds.
Three Canadians, of Fort Erie, are hard
at work digging up the ruins of the fort
searching for a chest of gold said to have
been buried by Major Buck during the
war of 1812.
A gale from the northwest was severe-
ly felt in the Lower Provinces and in
Quebec. A fleet of vessels was detained
in the Halifax harbor waiting for the
storm to abate.
A telegraph messenger boy in Pem-
broke named John Harvey was caught in
the belting of the machinery in Beatty's
sash factory in that town, and was killed
almost instantly.
Mr. Casper W. Whitney, correspon-
dent for Harper Bros., who is on a hunt-
ing expedition in the far north, left Fort
Resolution on February 20, and has not
been heard of since.
The Anglican churches held their usual
Easter Monday vestry meetings. The
reports were satisfactory as a rule, though
the depression of the past year was men-
tioned in a few annual statements.
The annual meeting of the supreme
governing body of the Order of the Sons
of Scotland, known as the Grand Camp,
opened at Niagara Falls Tuesday morn-
ing. There was a large attendance.
Mr. Joseph Bourgue, contractor, of
Hull, Que., has been served with notice
of an action, charging him with giving
bribes to ofi.cials of the Hull corpor-
ation for the purpose of obtaining civic
contracts.
The local papers in Kingston are call
ing attention to the fact that for some
months the eity has been deluged with
books, pamphlets, and prints of a most
immoral natural, which are sold by the
newsboys.
The body of Pte. Daniel Shea, of the
Thirteenth Battalion, Hamilton, was
found in the bay below Dundnrn park,
Hamilton. He had been missing since
last Thanksgiving Day. Am inquest is
to be held,
It is understood that the negotiations
between the Newfoundland delegates and
the Dominion Cabinet Committee look-
ing to confederation will result in 'an
early agreement on the main points sub-
mitted. The delegates sail for home on
Tuesday.
A Halifax dispatch says the warships
Pelican, Buzzard and Cleopatra are ex-
pected there from Bermuda next week.
After remaining a few days they go to
Newfoundland on fishery protection sere
,rice. The Tourmaline now at St, Jan's,
will be relieved by the Pelican.,.
Negotiations are in progress for the
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Caleb Hartle
At the meeti° P�t�'Cl �+?r#"Woe
Tuesday
evenin
Hamilton Electric ii-
pany offered to light y for 25-. a
light per night, Se less than the present
rate, providing a contract was entered
into for five years. The rate was $91.25
a year, and would mean a saving of
about $4,000 a year to the city, The
board promised to consider the offer.
The thirty-fourth annual meeting of
the Ontario Educational Association and
the second meeting of the Dominion Edo-
rational Association were commenced
Tuesday in the Model and Normal schools
in Toronto. About 400 delegates were
present from all partsof the Dominion.
A reception was held in the evening, at
which addresses were delivered by promi-
nent educationalists, and was succeeded
by a largely attended ounversazione in
the departmental buildings.
There has been a rapid advance in
cattle in the life stock markets in To-
ronto during the past two or three weeks.
Tuesday at the Western cattle yards
shipping cattle were quoted as high as 5
to 51 -Sc per pound, and butchers' cattle
of good quality sold easily at 40 to 41.4o
per pound for choice cattle. This is an
advance in the best grades of nearly two
cents per pound within a month. Hos
are much higher, having advanced en
about four weeks from $4.40 to $5.25 per
cwt. for the best hogs.
ANOTHER SWINDLING DEVICE.
A new device to swindle farmers is in
operation in parts of the Western'States,
and will doubtless soon be experimented
with in Ontario, if it be not already on
trial. A couple of men come along who
purpose to paint advertisements on a
farmer's barns or fences, and they offer
a small sum for the privilege. A bargain
is struck, the men do their painting, and
pay what they agreed. Of course they
must get a receipt to show their emplo3-
ers how the money was spent, and they
produce a receipt book, The farmer
signs, and the painters go. A couple of
months later the "receipt" turns up in a
nearby bank as a note for $200 or $800.
Or. Carson's Cough Drops.
Mrs. Henderson, 32 Cameron street
Toronto, writes : "I was suffering from
pleurisy and bad Dough. I was wasted
and very weak, having • to be propped up
in bed: I was told to try Dr, Carson's
Cough Drops. Six bottles restored me tc
perfect health." Priee 50 cents. For
sale by druggists everywhere. Allan &
Co., proprietors, 53 Front street east, To -
ionto.
Glad Tidings of Great Joy.
There could be no gladder tidings than
news of a cure of consumption. Miller's
Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil cures consump-
tion and every disease of the lungs and
respiratory organs. Why ? Beeause it
supplies new blood to the exhausted sys-
tem, thus giving a new lease of life. Mil-
ler's Emulsion is made from the Oil of
the Norwegian Cod Liver, and in con-
junction with hypophosphites of lime and
soda forms the greatest vitalizer of the
age. Miller's Emulsion is the great nerve
strengthener and blood maker, and cures
coughs, colds, bronchitis, scrofula and
all lung affections. In big bottles, 50e
and $1, at all drug stores.
A living specimen of the lamest and
most deadly snake known (Ophiophagus
eiaps) has been added to the zoological
gardens of London It grows twelve to
fourteen feet in. length, and is hooded like
the cobra. It occurs in India, Burma and
the East Indian archipelago, living in for-
ests and jungles and readily climbing
trees.
Why will you allow a cough to lacerate
your throat or lungs and run the risk of
filling a consumptive's grave, when, by
the timely use of Bickle's Anti -Consump-
tive Syrup the pain can be allayed and
the danger avoided. This syrup is pleas-
ant to the taste, and unsurpassed for re-
lieving, healing and curing all affections
of the throat and lungs, coughs, colds,
bronchitis, etc., etc.
The original home of the bison was in
the Great Salt Lake valley.
Mr. Thomas Bell, of Messrs. Scott, Bell
& Co., proprietors of the Wingham furni-
ture factory, writes : "For over a year I
was not free one day from headache. I
tried every medicine I thought would
give me relief, but did not derive any
benefit. I then procured a bottle of
Northrop & Lyman's Vegetable Discov-
ery, and began taking it according to di-
rections, when I soon found the headache
leaving me, and I am now completely
cured,"
The horse's eye has a thick, glutinous
secretion, because his eye being large and
much exposed to dust, the viscid secre-
tion cleanses it more effectually than
would a more watery agent.
Parmelee's Pills possess the power of
acting specifically upon the diseased
organs, stimulating to action the dor-
mant energies of the system, thereby re-
moving disease,.. In faet, so great is the
power of this medicine to cleans and
purify that diseases of almost every
name and nature are driven from the
body. Mr. D. Carswell, Carswell P.O.,
Ont., writes : "I have tried Parmelee's
Pills and find them an• excellent medi-
cine, and one that will sell well."
The eyeball is white because the blood
vessels that feed its substance are so
small that they do not admit the red cor-
Have you tried Holloway's Corn Oure ?
It has no equal for removing these
troublesome excresences, as many have
testified who have tried it.
Stub Ends of Thought.
Cupid is not an intellectual being,
A newspaper is the diary of history.
An idle brain is thea anarchist's work-
shop.
It isn't a man's characterthat inakes
a woman love him.
Take care of the dollars and the world
will: take care of you.
WHAT UNCLE SAM IS AT,.
DOINGS OYER THE UNE.
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The Chicago Times
lexy at the Holland
t.wight Dana, author and
f Yale University, died very
y Sunday night.
Many rivers in New Hampshire, re,
affect-
ed by recent
rains, have risen so hi
gh as
to necessitate the shutting down of many
m.
The Senate of Florida has adopted a.
resolillsution sympathising with the Cuban
"patriots" in their efforts to free Cuba
from foreign control
All the convicts who escaped from
Matteawan Lunatio Asylum have been
captured. Perry, the notorious express
robber, was the last to be captured.
James Duffy, an ex -steward on the
White Star Line, jumped from the
Brooklyn bridge. He turned over several
times as he went down, and struck the
water on his side. He never rose.
New York furriers claim that the
smuggling of valuable furs by the agents
of a Quebec furrier across the Canadian
border has cost the United States Gov-
ernment $50,000 a year for the last three
years.
The floods throughout the New Eng-
land States Tuesday reached a higher
point than has been recorded for many
years. Millions of dollars' worth of prop-
erty has been destroyed, and thousands
of persons have been thrown out of em-
ployment.
Mr. Morgan, chairman of the United
States Senate Foreign Relations. Com-
mittee, in an interview, said that he be-
lieved that Great Britain's object in her
quarrel with Venezuela was to obtain
possession of the gold fields of that
country, and that the Monroe doctrine
ought to be enforced against her.
San Francisee is shocked at the mur-
der of a second woman in the Emmanuel
Baptist Church. On Friday the mutil-
ated remains of Minnie Williams were
found in the minister's room, and Mon-
day morning the body of Blanche Lamont
was found in a small room in the steeple.
The two girls had been friends. Dr.
George Gibson, pastor of the church.
was taken into custody, and a young
medical student, Theodore Durant, who
was last seen with Miss Lamont near the
church, is suspected, but the police are
unable to find him.
FOREIGN.
The Empress of Germany is ill with
influenza.
The steamer La Gascogne, from Havre
to New York, brought 1,440,000 francs
for Cuba.
The Czar has refused to abolish the
law prohibiting Jews from living within
fifty versts of the Russian frontier.
A monument to Corot, the painter, is
to be erected in the Parc Monceau, Paris.
It will take the shape of a mural foun-
tain.
Steam street railways are more com-
mon in Italy than in any other country.
There are now nearly 2,003 miles of such
lines.
Tremendous prices are being paid in
London for prime poultry. A goose or a
pair of ducklings cost a guinea (about
$5,2
Pet5)itions containing 70,000 nines have
already been presented in the British
Parliament against the proposal to dis-
establish the Welch Church.
A daughter of Sir Roderick Cameron
was robbed of a box containin g jewels
and money worth £400 in the Victoria
Street Station, London, England.
The Paris Figaro gives currency to a
rumor that Dr. Nansen, the Arctic ex-
plorer, has discovered the North Pole,
and that it is situated on a chain of
mountains.
With a view to fostering British trade
with Japan, The British Trade Journal
will issue in that country a regular quar-
terly edition. It will be printed in the
Japanese language. ..
Despatches received at Calcutta from
Simla say that Umra Khan's brother, who
attempted to oppose the advance of the
British troops upon Chitral, has been
captured by the friendly Khan of Dir.
It is reported in London that Prince
Alfred, the eldest son of the Duke of
Edinburgh, is likely to be betrothed to the
young Queen Wilhelmina of Holland.
He is twenty-one years of age, and she is
fifteen.
Peat is being successfully used as fuel
for engines in some parts of Continental
Europe. Experiments are being made in
Germany to extract gas from peat, in
which a considerable amount of energy
is stored.
Arrangements are being made for try-
ing aluminum launches on a large scale
in the French navy. The Aluminum
Company at Neuhausen, Switzerland.
has been giving an extensive order for
necessary material.
The Tokio newspapers announce that
at the conference between the Peace Com-
missioners on Monday Vieeroy Li Hung
Chang submitted China's reply to Japan's
proposition, whereupon an agreement on
the subject was reached.
A severe earthquake was felt through-
out Austria, Italy and adjacent parts of
Europe Monday, which did serious dam -
ego to churches and buildings of all
kinds. At Trieste 31 shocks . were felt in
seven hours, and several persons were
killed by falling walls. '
Out of 253,177 recruits incorporated
into the German army in 1893, therre
-were 617 who did not know how to read
`and write, or 24 in 10,000. In France,
during the same year, among 348,651
conscripts, 22,096 did not know how to
read and write, or 643 in 10,000.
The British Channel squadron, eight
Italian men-of-war, and three or four
Australian ships will be included among
thd hundred or so war vessels that will
be assembled in Diel harbor at the open-
ing of the Baltic canal The cost of the
great Hamburg banquets to which about
500 guests will sit down on,,thet occasion,
is to be defrayed by the Imperial Trea-
sury.
Bed and table linen should not be
allowed to remain . from year to year
without being used, fot it *finest all the
longer for an occasional washing, as well
as being a far better color.
The giraffe has a tongue almost eighteen
inches long.
The Rose and Thorn.
She was no longer a rosebud,
Indeed, she was in full bloom, and had
been so through several seasons,
But she had money, and he loved her,
How often men do that, way.
Oh, Money, thou art honey.
So, as the time wore on and she grew
no younger, his heart throbbed more and
more until he stilled its throbbing by
proposing to her.
He was so sure of her, at her time of
life, that anything but a prompt accept-
anoenever ocourred to him.
What was his intense, nay painful,
surprise, then, to hear her say she was
very much obliged to him for the kind-
ness, but
s , really she must. decline.
"Oh, why, why?" he pleaded in heart-
broken tones.
"Because Ido not love you," she ans-
wered.
•Bat you can learn to lave me," he
said, coaxingly.
"I think not," she persisted:
"Oh, yes, you cane.' he exclaimed,
grabbing at her lily white hand, "' One
is never too old to learn, you kaow,"
How he ever escaped alive, it is no
part of the chronicler's business to ex-
plain.
This is no detective tale.
The Marrying Question.
The great question which the men and
women of to -day have to face in connec-
tion with the growing freedom of women
is its effect on marriage and .ultimately
upon population. There has never yet
been a time in the world's history when
marriage was not the end and aim of wo-
men in general. Even in England to-
day the factory girl of 17 marries a
youth not much older, and both go on
working., }hit the factory girl in Ameri-
ca, with her quicker intelligence and bet-
ter education, is not willing to marry at
17 or at 2), or at any age unless she bet-
ters her condition. Of course, as a rule,
she falls in love, sooner or later, and mar-
ries the man of her choice, without much
thought of the future. Yet the trend of
oonversation among girls in this country
who can earn their living by any kind of
low-priced labor is against marrying a
man who has not some money saved, or
who is not drawing good wages from a
steady job. In other words, the girls
here do for themselves what mothers and
fathers in other parts of the world vainly
endeavor to do for their children: If
girls continue to oust men from all sorts
of lighter manual labor, such as type-
writing, working in drygoods stores or
offices, as at present they seem likely to
do, the men thus displaced must either
find now fields of employment or accept
a lower rate of remuneration in the old
ones. But in either case the tendency
will be -to check early marriage, or, in
other words, to raise the age average. So
that the industrial emancipation of wo-
men, independent altogether of her legal
emancipation, must ultimately prove the
most disturbing factor in the recent rela-
tions between the sexes."
Beading the Character by the Face.
Men with noses that, when viewed in
profile, appear arched, are usually witty
and clever in conversation.
A prominent nose and bold chin are
the most favorable combination known
to the physiognomist
A well -arched forehead. with one slight
perpendicular wrinkle, belongs to a wise
and discreet character.
Indulgence in bad tempers may stamp
them on the face so indelibly that they
appear natural eharacteristies.
Noses with wrinkles on the sides,which
never entirely disappear, generally be-
long to money -getting natures.
A forehead which in the upper part
projects, and in the lower sinks in to-
ward the eyes, shows mental weakness.
The upper part of the countenance is
the seat of thought, labor and resolution;
the lower half indicates action.
Long foreheads, with close -drawn skin
which shows no wrinkles, are the char-
acteristics of cold, selfish natures.
When the corners of the mouth tar L
downwarl, the indication is of a sc,rn-
ful, contemptuous, opionative man or
woman.
Turned -up noses under high, arched
foreheads are found only in men of des-
potic temperament and bad disposition.
Regular wrinkles of the forehead par-
allel with the eyebrows are generally
found in very intelligent and deliberate
persons.
Horizontal eyebrows, full and regular,
show great understanding, deliberation
and capacity fur planning and execu-
tion.
Prominent arched eyebrows show great
powers of perception in regard to form
and color ; all great painters had such
brows.
Large noses are invariably associated
with strong traits of character ; whether
good or bad is determined by other char-
acteristics.
People of good sense, delicacy and re-
finement have eyelids that are sharply
defined, and shade at least half the upper
part of the eye.
Black, sparkling eyes, with a steady,
grave mouth, show taste, elegance, sound
judgment, and often an ungenerous dis-
position.
A face which does not change expres-
sion in oonversation indicates either
caution or stupidity, according to its
other characteriseics.
The eyes should be distant from each
other exactly the breadth of one eye ;
a greater distance indicates stupidity ; a
less, low cunning.
The following postic appeal won for
its author, the editor of the Rocky Moun
tain Celt, the prize of $1,000 offered for
the best anneal poem to newspaper men
to pay up their subscriptions : " Lives of
poor- men oft remind us honest men
won't stand a chance. The more we
work there grow behind us bigger patches
on our pants. On our pants, once new
and glossy, now are stripes of different
hue, all because subscribers linger and
don't pay us what is due. Then let us
be up and doing ; send in your mite,
however Snivel, or when the snow of win-
ter strikes us we shall have no pants at
all."
Cannot Be Beat.—'Mr.. D. Steinbach,
Zurich, writes : " I have used Dr.
Thomas' Eclectrio Oil itt my family for a
number of years, and I can safely say
that it cannot be beat for the etre of
croup, fresh outs and sprains. My little
boy heti had attacks of croup several
tithes, •.,and one dose of Dr. Thomas'
E,lectrie Oill was sufficient for a 'perfect
cure. I take great pleasure in recom-
mending it as a family medicine, and I
would not he without a bottle in my
house."
RUSH OF AN AVALANVHR.
Perlia of Travel )n !Snow Mountains o;t•
British Columbia..
Imagine if you can the very roughest•
bit of nature you have ever seen, or take:
a newspaper, crumple it into•& ball, and
placing it on a table suppose all its raised`
parts tobe peaks, and the hollows ravines.,
picture the sharp edges more or less tim-
bered, the hollows bare, smooth, or steep,
as the roof of the steepest house you know -
of, and you have an idea of the . moun-
tains and gorges of the Sloe in,
Let us suppose we are standing near -
the summit of one of these zidges on a
bright, sunny day in January. It haw.
been
continually days, da s, and
the"beautiful"
lies inlenteot
p is profu-
sion everywhere, six to eight feet deep in
the timbered ridges, and any depth you
like in the ravines; the sun gets warmer;
up above you, near the crest of the moun-
tain, little bits of crystals detach them-
selves and go rolling down the slope; a.
tiny crack forms at your feet and widens,
across the gulch ; in an instantthe whole.
nowy mass is in motion, and with ahiss-
ing, rustling sound and an upheaval
along its edges, goes hurling down the.
gorge. Faster and faster it glides ; the
air is filled with snowy spume ; where you
stood it was a rivulet ; a thousand feet..
below it is a mad torrent ; the noise in-
creases as it gains momentum.
Rocks are torn loose, broken to atoms,
or ground to powder, trees upro ted and'.
broken to pieces, logs smashed to splin-
ters. At half a mile on its path it pre-
sents a crest of twenty or thirty feet in
height and moves faster than an express.
train ; woe betide any living thing in its
way now. Nothing made by man can.
stand before it, the wind of its creation
is a hurricane, a cloud of snow and dust.
f, llows in its wake ; in a eeething torrent.
it pours over rook and precipice, and
moving resistlessly on leaves in its track
broken and crushed fragments of rocks.
and trees and the smooth and polished:
grasses in the gorge. The thunder dies;
is gone; and the avalanche is passed.
Down at the foot of the slope. a mile
away, mountains of snow tossed up in,'
hopeless chaos, a wild tangle of rooks,
earth, trees and logs remain to mark the>
slice, and often, alas ! too often, the bod-
ies of brave men are caught in its icy
embrace.
All around you can hear, day and:
night, the distant, muffled roar of pass-
ing avalanches. They come and go at alb
times and at all hours; each year a new
.one is created, for the older ones are well
known. They have claimed their blood
tribute ; each has its record of brave men.
done to death. These avalanches are.
everywhere ; there is not a wagon road or-
e mountain trail that does not cross the,
path of several. On the Kaslo-Sloean
road to New Denver there are five or six ;
on the winter road to Sandon and Cody
Creek, four; all trails to the mines cross.
and recross these moving destroyers ; yet.
all the seasons of greatest danger there is,
more traffic on these roads and trails than.
on many highways in civilize nt;n. Mar-
velous escapes„are an every -day matter.
No one hesitates or delays on account of
the peril to be incurred. Often, very
often, the snowslide passes a few feet;
from the ore•laden pack team, but not.
always with warning. In 'an instant.
men and animals are overwhelmed and
tossed like straws in the boil of the seeth-
ing snow; it is merciful that death is in-
stantaneous.
The force of the wind created by one of
these larger slides is well-nigh incredible;
in the valley of the 111 eillewaet, on the
line of the Canadian Pacific, tree tops are.
out off by the fordo of the wind on the •
opposite side of the ravine through which
the avalanche descends. The snow is
pressed into the hardness ofiee and liter-
ally tears or grinds to powder everything
in its path. 1`he many deplorable fatali-
ties that have lately occurred in the Slo-
can are partly due to the destruction of
the timber on the wooded slopes by the
fearful fires of last summer; the trees.
holding up the snow and preventing
sliding. We read of many brave an
heroic acts ; but surely the patient cour-
age that daily takes eves chances with
death on the slopes and in the mountains.
of the Sloean deserve more than a pass-
ing tribute.
The Ruling- Passion.
The romantic young clerk in the dry
goods emporium had fallen profoundly in, •
love, and every day was a dream of de-
light to him and every night was an,
opalescent fantasy.
It is so often that way with the young -
before marrie,ge.
He had wafted in the residue of his sal-
ary on such condiments for .the sweet ob-
ject of his hopes as the season afforded,
and thought after several weeks of this
lavish liberality that he had quite identi-
fied himself with all her future interests.
He wasn't sure, however, so on this.
evening.he was to make a test of it.
Everything, as far as he could see, being
favorable when he arrived at her domi-
cile, he at once threw himself forward by -
platoons, and in an impassioned . on-
slaught told her what he thought of her,
and oh, now fondly and truly he .loved
her, and how he could ,conceal nothing-
from her of all his great feeling for ht.r,
"Oh, Mr. Gingham,” she replied, "r
am so sorry that I cannot reciprocate
your feeling for me, but it is impossible,
and I am sure if I had thought you were•
going to say these things to me I should
have insisted that you kept them conceal-
ed from this painful exposure."
The romantic young clerk gasped and
gagged. It was so unexpected, but he re-
covered himself quickly;
"Oh, don't mention it," he responded
as he gathered himself together into his.
old time self once more ; "don't mention
it, I pray. It's no trouble, 1 aesnre you,
to show goods. le there anything' else
to -day ?"
And for a month after he thought his..
Adam's apple was a watermelon, such a
lump there was in .his throat.
Humoz statthe Altar.
r. '
Some funs stories are told about the
marriage services. One of them relates,
how an old man brought, rather unwill-
ingly, to the altar could not be induced
to repeat the responses, "My good man,"
at length exclaimed the clergyman, " I
really cannot marry you melees you do
an you are told " But the an still re-
mained silent, At bhis'mexpeeted hiteh
the bride lost all patience with her fu-
ture spouse and ,burst out with "Go on,..
you old toot ! Say it after him, just ,the
same as if you'ws•Q *nn^i;tu'•him."
earl-.•�--�-^•�
"Never -°write anything yoti would not
sign your name to," is the text which' /
ought to have won the prize for the hest
advice to a.newspaper man.
"Will you admit you aro licked ?" yeilf•
Kt the upper man in a street fight. ""No,
sir," replied the under one, "I• ain't licked
but—Fin satisfied,"