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The Exeter Advocate, 1895-4-26, Page 2THE GATES OF HEAVEN. Ofermon 11y Bev. T. Ile Witt. Talmage D,l).,, at. New York Academy of Music, The bright, spring weather has brought still larger crowds to the Sunday after- noon services, conducted by Rev, Dr, Talmage. He took for his subject to -day: "The (,fates of Heaven," the text being Rev. EEL, 18, "On the. East three gates, on the North three gates. an the South three gates, on the West three gates." The Cashmere Gate of Delhi, where converged a heroism that makes one's nerves tingle, the Lucknow Gate still dented and scarred with Sepoy bombard- ment, the Madeline. Gate with its emblaz ouryp in bronze, the hundred gates of Thebes, the wonder of centuries, all go out of sight before the Gates of my text. Our subject speaks of a great metrop- olis, the existence of which many have doubted. Standing on the wharf and looking off upon the harbor, and seeing the merchantmen coming up the bay, the flags of foreign nations streaming from the top -gallants, you immediately make up your mind that those vessels +some from foreign ports, and you say: "That is from Hamburg, and that is from Marseilles, and that is from South- ampton, and that is from Havana," and your supposition is accurate. But from the city of which I am now speaking no weather beaten merchantmen or frigates with scarred bulkhead have ever come. There has been a vast emigration; into that city, but no emigration from it—so far as our natural vision can descry. "There is no such city," says the unde- vout astronomer, "I have stood in high towers with a mighty telescope, and have swept the heavens, and I have seen spots on the streets, no massive wall. There is no such city." Even very good people tell me that heaven is not a material or- ganism, but a grand spiritual fact, and that the Bible descriptions of it are in all cases to be taken figuratively. I bring in reply to this what Christ said. and He ought to know "I go to prepare"—not a theory, not a principle, not a sentiment ; bat '•I go to prepare a place for you." The resurrected body implies this. If my foot is to be reformed from the dust, it must have something to trea4 on. If my hand is to be reconstructed, it must have something to handle. If my eye, having gone out in death, is to be rekindled, I mast have something to gaze on. Your adverse theory seems to imply that the resurrected body is to be hung on noth- ing, or to walk in air, or to float amid the intangibles. You may say if there be material organisms, then a soul in he even willbe cramped and hindered in its enjoyments; but I answer : Did not Adam and Eve have plenty of room in the gar- den of Eden? Although only a few miles would have described the circumference •of that place, they had ample room. And do you not suppose that God, in the im- mensities, can build a place large enough to give the whole race room,,`.even though there be material organisms? Herschel looked into the heavens. As a Swiss guide puts his Alpine stock be- tween the glaciers and crosses over from erag to crag, so Herschel planted his telescope between the worlds and glided from star to star, until he could an- nounce 1 o us that we live in a part of the universe bat sparsely strewn with worlds; ani he peers out into immensity until he finds a region no larger than our solar system in which there are -fifty thousand worlds moving. And Professor Lang -says that, by a philosophic reasoning, there must be somewhere a world where there is no darkness, but everlasting sun- shine ; so that I do not know but it is simply beeause we have no teleseipe powerful enough that we cannot see into the land where there is no darkness at all, and catch a glimpse of the burnished pinnacles. As a conquering army, marching on to take a city, comes at, nightfall to the crest of a mountain, from which, in the midst of the land- scape, they see the etstles they are to capture, and rein in their war chargers, and halt to take a good look before they pitch their tents for the night ; so now, coming as we do on this mountain top of prospect, I command this regiment of God to rein in their thoughts and halt, and before they pitch their tents for the night take one good, long look at the gates of the great city. "On the east three gates ; on the north three gates ; on the south three gates ; and on the west three gates. ' In the first place I want you to exam- ine the architecture of those gates. Pro- prietors of large estates are very apt to have an ornamented gateway. Some- times they spring an arch of masonry, the posts of the gate flanked with lions in statuary ; the brdnze gate a. repre- sentation of intertwining foliage, bird - haunted, until the hand of architectural genius drops exhausted, all its life frozen into stone. Gates of wood, and iron, and stone guarded nearly all the old cities. Moslems have inscribed upon their gate- ways inscriptions from the Koran of the Mohammedan. There have been a great many fine gateways, but Christ sets his hand to the work, and for the upper city swung a gate such as no eyes ever gazed on, untouched of inspiration. 'With the nail of His own cross He cut into its won- derful traceries stories of past suffering and of gladness to come. There is no wood, or stone, on bronze in that gate, but from top to base, and from side to side, it is all of pearl. Not one piece picked up from Ceylon banks, and ano- ther piece from the Persian Gulf, and an- other from the Island of Margarette but one solid pearl, picked up from the beach of everlasting light by heavenly hands, and hoisted, and swung amid the shouting of angels. The glories of ala- baster vase and porphry pillar fade out before this gate Way. It puts out the. spark of feldspar and diamond. You know how one little precious stone on your finger will flash under the gaslight. But 0 1 the brightness when the great .gate of heaven swings, struck through and dripping with the light of eternal noonday. Juias Caesar paid a hundred and twenty-five -five thousand crowns for one pearl. The Government of Portugal boasted of having a pearl larger than a pear, Cleopatra and Philip I. dazzled the world's vision with precious stones. But all these together and - lift gath r add to them all the wealth them and of the pearl fisheries and set them in the panel of one door, and it does not equal this magnificent gateway. An Almighty hind hewed this, swung this, polished this, Against this gateway, on the one side, dash al, l the splendors of earthly beauty. Against this gate on the other side beat the surges of eternal glory,.0! the g to . It strikes. an infinite a a I gate! .t the gale charm throe ever. one that asses it Oneh step this side of he gate and we are paupers, One step: the othe gate and we are. kings. Tb earth going through sees in pearl all his earthly tears in gate of light 1 gate .of pea heaven ! for our weary souls open, When shall these eyeda thy heaven -b end pearly gates behold; Thy bulwarks wit; • salvation strong, And streets of shining gold? 0 ! heaven' is nota dull place. Heaven is not a oontraeted place. Heaven is not a stupid place, "1 saw the twelve gates and they were twelve pearls." In the second place I want you to count the number of those gates. Imperial parks and lordly manors am apt to have one expensive gat+way, and the others are ordinary ; but look around at these entrances to heaven, and count them. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Hear it all the earth and all she heavens: Twelve gates ! I admitthis is rather hard on sharp sectarianisms ! If a Presbyterian is bigoted,he brings . his Westminster As- sembly Oateohism and he makes a gate- way out of that, • and he says to the world: "You go through there or stay out." . If a member of the Reformed Church is bigoted, he makes a gate out of the Heid- elberg Catechism and he says : " Yon go through there or stay out." If a Metho- dist is bigoted he plants two posts, and. he says: "Now you crowd in between those o posts or stay out." Or perhaps an Episcopalian may say : "Here is a liturgy out of which I mean to make a gate ; go through it or stay out." Or a Baptist may say : "Here is a water -gate ; you may go through that or you must stay out." And so in all our churches and in all denominations there are men who make one gate for themselvesand then demand that the world go through it. I abhor this contractedness in reli- gious views. Oh ! small-souled man, :when did God give you the contract for making gates ? I tell you plainly that I will not go in that gate. I will go in at anyone of the twelve gates I choose. Here is a man who says, "I can more easily and more closely approach God through a prayer -book." I say, "My brother, then use the prayer -book." Here is a man who says, "I believe there is only one mode of leaptism, and that is immersion." Then I say, "Let me plunge you." Anyhow, I say, away with the gate of rough panel and rotten posts and rusty latch, when there are twelve gates and;they are twelve pearls. The fact is, that a great many of the churches in this day are being doctrined to death. They gave been trying to find out all God's decrees, and they want to know who are elected to be saved and who are reprobated to be damned, and they are keeping on discussing that sub- ject when there are millions of souls who need to have the truth put straight to them. They sit counting the number of teeth in the jawbone which Samson slew the Philistines. They sit on the bench and see a vessel going to pieces in the of- fing, and instead of getting into a boat and pulling away for the wreck, they sit discussing the different styles of oarlocks. God intended us to know some things, and intended us not to know others. I have heard scores of sermons explanatory of God's decrees, but came away more perplexed than when I went. The only result of sueh discussion is a great fog. Here are two truths which are to conquer the world : Man, a sinner—Christ, a Saviour. Any man who adopts those two theories in the religious belief shall have my right hand in warm grip of Christian brotherhood. A man comes down to a river in time of freshet. He wants to get across. He has to swim. What does he do ? The first thing is to put off his heavy apparel, and drop everything ho has in his hands. He must go empty-handed if he is going to the other bank. And I tell you when we have come down to the river of death, and find it swift and raging, we will have to put off our sectarianism and lay down all our cumbrous creed, and empty- handed, out for the other shore. "What," you say, "would you resolve all the Christian church into one kind of church ? Would you make all Christen- dom worship in the same way, by the same forms ?" Oh, no. You might as well decide that all people shall eat the same kind of food without reference to appetite, or wear the same kind of ap- parel without reference to the shape of the body. Your ancestry, your tempera- ment, your surroundings, will decide whether you go to this or that church, and adopt this or that church policy. One -church will best get one man to heaven, and another church another man,' I do not care which one of the gates you go through, if you only go through one of the twelve gates that Jesus lifted. Well, now I see all the redeemed of earth coming up towards heaven, Do you th!nk they will get in ? Yes. Gate the first : the Moravians come up ; they be- lieved in the Lord Jesus; they pass through. Gate the second : the Quakers come up; they have received the inward light ; they have trusted in the Lord ; they pass through. Gate the third : the Lutherans come up ; they have the sam grace that made Luther what he was, and they pass through. Gate the fourth : the Baptists pass through. Gate the fifth the Free-will. Baptists pass through. Gate the sixth : the Reformed church passes through. Gate the seventh : the Congregationalists pass through. Gate the eighth : the Episcopalian church passes through. Gate the tenth : the Sabbatarians pass through. Gate the eleventh : the Church of the Disciples pass through. Gate the twelfth i the Presbyterians pass through. But there are a great host of other denomina- tions who must come in, and great mul- titudes who connected themselves with no visible chureh, but felt the power of godliness in their heart and showed it in life. Where is their gate? Will you shut all the remaining host out of the city? No. They may come in at our gate. Hosts of God, if you cannot get admission through any other entrance, come in at the twelfth' gate. Now they mingle be- fore the throne. ' Looking up at the one hundred and forty and four thousand, you cannot tell which gate they came in, One Lord. One faith One baptism. One glassy sea, One doxology. One triumph. One hea- ven ! "Why, Luther, how did you get in ?" "1 came through ugh• the third gate." "Cranmer, how did you get in?" "I came through the eighth gate." 'Adoniram Judson. how did you get through?" "l came through the fourth gate." "Ilugh McKail, the martyr, how, did you get through?" "I came through the twelfth ato." Glory to God ! tw 1 g y G calveg ates, but one heaven, In the third place, Notice the points of, the (sem pass toward which these gates look. • 'They are not on one side, or on two sides, or on three sides, but on. four THE FARM AND GARDEN.. HINTS ANI) NEWS.NOTES, OTEES.. ?or City and Country,, Clippings and Original Articles which have been ! ' es racially for our Readers be Tb.a beria,uthi sor for Hntdog, pia, On the means Baleen Borneo, On the me pus redempt. makes no differen how pale -faced a find a gate right plucked bananas undo tl'hose shot across Russian = ows behind reindeer. From Mexican ,plateau, from Roman Campania, from Chinese . tea - field, from Holland dyke, from Scotch highlands they come, they come. Hea- ven is not a monopoly for a few precious souls. It is not a Windsor castle, built only fir royal families. It is not a small town with small population, but John saw it, and he noticed that an angel was measuring it, and he measured it this way, and then he measured it that way, and whichever way he measured it it was fifteen hundred miles ; so that Babylon and Tyre and Ninevek, and St. Peters- burg, and Canton, and Pekin and Paris, and London and New York, and all the dead cities of the past and all the living cities of the present added together would not equal the census of that great metropolis. Walking along a street, you Dau, ly the contour of the dress, or of the face, guess where a man comes from. You say : "That is a Frenehman ; that is a Norwegian ; that is an American." But the gates that gather in the righteous will bring them in irrespective of nation- ality. Foreigners sometimes get home- sick. Some of the tenderest and most pathetio stories have been told of those who left their native clime, and longed for it until they died. But the Swiss, Doming to the high residence of heaven, wi'li not long any more for the Alps, standing amid the eternal hills. The Russian will not long any more for the luxuriant harvest field he left, now that he hears the hum and the rustle of the harvests of everlasting light. The royal ones from earth will not long to go bask again to the earthly eourt now that they stand in the palaces of the sun. Those who once lived among the groves of spice and oranges will not long to return now that they stand under the trees of life that bear twelve manner of fruit. While I speak an ever increasing throng is pouring through the gates. They are going up from Senegambia, from Patagonia, from Madras, from Hong Kong. "What?" you say, "Do you introduce all the heathen into glory ?" I tell you the fact is that a majority of the people in those climes die in infancy, and the infants all go straight into eternal life, and so the vast majority of these who die in China and India, the vast majority of those who die in Africa, go straight into the skies—they die in infancy. One hun- dred and sixty generations have been born since the world was created, and so I estimate that there must be fifteen thousan i million children in glory. If at a concert two thousand children sing, your soul is raptured within you. 0 ! the transport when fifteen thousand million little ones stand up in white before the throne of God, their chanting drowning out the stupendous harmonies of Dussel- dorf and Leipsic. Pour through the twelve gates, 0! ye redeemed ! banner lifted, rank after rank, saved battalion after saved battalion, until all the city of God shall hear the tramp, tramp. Crowd all the twelve gates. Room yet. Boone on the thrones. Room in the mansions. Room on the river bank. Let the tram - pet of invitation be sounded until earth's maintains hear the shrill blast and the glens echo it. Let missionaries tell it in pagoda, and colporteurs sound it across the Western prairies. Shout it to the Laplander on his swift sled; halloo it to the Bedouin careering across the desert. News! News! A glorious heaven and twelve gates to get into it ! Hear it ! 0 you thin -blooded nations of eternal win- ter—on the north, three gates ! Hear it! 0 you bronzed inhabitants panting under equatorial heats—on the south, three gates. Uncommon :Solicitude For His Wife. Thomas Stott, whose will disposing of an estate valued at $2,000 was admitted to probate, devised Mall to his wife, and. imposed the following restriction : "The only condition imposed is that my be- loved wife, Maria Stott, shall not remarry after my decease, but remain forever after my widow. Should this injunction be disobeyed, that is should she remarry, this my last will and testament, will be• come null and void in so far as her in, terest is concerned, and I charge my ex- ecutor or executors with the task of see- ing that the benefits I desire her to enjoy from the proceeds of my estate on con- dition of her remaining my widow shall be equally divided, share and share alike among my children living at the time she may remarry." In the following paragraph the testator wrote : "'The object of my life is that after my decease I sincerely hope that nothing may occur that will barrass or make the remaining days of my beloved wife, Maria Stott, anything but days of pleasure and comfort, hence the imposi tion of the foregoing named condition. I am impelled to throw this safeguard around her through a deep sense of the many good qualities of my beloved wife after a long and happy married life, in which I have invariably proved her to be my best counselor and faithful helpmeet, and I am consequently animated with a most sincere desire that after I have passed away she may be enabled to spend the remainder of her days in peace and quietness. Having full confidence in her wise discretion and sterling good sense that she will make a proper use of the benefits this instrument is intended to confer upon her I hereby appoint as executor Thomas B. Shore to see that these, my intentions, are carried into effect:" The idea is being considered to unite all the women's clubs in Kentucky in a stook eompaay for the erection of a hand- some "woman's building" in Lexington. only since last year, when the Kentucky F cal Rights Association secured the new property laws, has such a project been. possible in Kentucky. Women could have built the building -before then, but oul'i nut have held the title. the.. c n Nw y Kentucky women own their own bui)a. !riga and their ex n pocketbooks, too. WHAT ARE THE GAVE rn i ? ary surgeon to ent, communi- ole on the ,great- s. After specifying anees from which to of diet for the sick hers°, an, carrots, oatmeal, linseed, ,;the writer continues "Bran stands deadedly foremost as the food most generally in use for the invalid horse. It acts as a laxative, is fro quenly temping to the appetite and easy of digesti n. There is no part of the general treatment more universal than offering this substance as a change of food. " Is the horse very weary and his powers weakened in consequence ? We induce him to take a warm bran mash, which comfortably distends the stomach and satisfies any craving for food, thereby enabling him to lie down and rest his enfeebled system until re- pose restores its wonted vigor. Does he show slight symptoms of gold or fever ? A warm bran mash is a convenient plan of steaming, and oonsequently of Booth- ing the irritable mucous membrane of the air passages. It is a substitute for the more stimulating diet he is accus- tomed to and gently promotes the activi- ty of the digestive apparatus ; it is also a convenient medium for the partaking of certain simple remedies. A lower diet than that with which he is indulged wnen in full work is judicious and bran is selected. "Is it necessary to administer purga- tive medicine ? A bran mash renders the bowels more susceptible of its action, and a smaller portion of the drug is therefore required to produce the desired effect, and there is at the same time, less risk of painful spasms accompanying its operations. Bran mashes may be given not or cold—cold are perhaps quite as grateful. to the horse—but the nibbling of the hot mash in catarrhal affections is particularly beneficial, from the neces- sary inhalation of the steam. "Of all the roots with which horses are tempted, the carrot, as a rule, is the fa- vorite, and perhaps the most beneficial. It is said to be somewhat diuretic in its effects and to exercise a salubrious influ- ence on the skin. Certain it is that a sick horse may be coaxed into eating carrots when disinclined to partake of other nourishment, with the greatest beneficial results. For the ailing horse, then, carrots are most valuable as an ar- ticle of diet, and a few may be given with advantage to a horse in a healthy condition. "Oatmeal is extremely nutritious, and as a food for the convalescent horse is most valuable. The bruising process the grain has undergone breaks the husk and renders it more easily acted upon by the digestive organs. It is usually given in the form of gruel, and in that form it is one of the most essential articles of diet for the infirmary. It is also a ready mode of supplying the tired, thirsty h•trse with nourishment after exertion, when he returns to the stable. "Linseed is decidedly to be included in the sick diet roll. • It is nutritious, and from its oleaginous nature soothing to the' frequently irritable mucous mem- brane of the alimentary canal, and hence is particularly to be recommended in the treatment of sore throats. Nor is its bland effect local only. Its more general infinence is particularly observable in affections of the kidneys. It may either be boiled, so as to form when cool a gela- tinous mass, and then mixed with bran, or the liquid, after boiling, may be offer- ed as a drink. "Grass, hay, tea, etc., are also very useful in the treatment of disease, and should be used in connection with other remedies." LIVE STOOK POINTS, A calf is a calf until it is a year old. Then it becomes a yearling. All horses should be broken to drive in either single or double harness before they are offered for sale. Pat female animals near the time of parturition away by themselves. The event throws the other animals into a state of nervous excitement. A horse dealer says that a carriage animal broken so that he is en; irely safe' for a lady to drive brings from 25 to 50 per cent. more money than one that can- not thus be warranted. The livest and most paying branch of stock raising at present is the hog busi- ness. The high price, of a year ago still prevail to some extent. When you give ground feed. mix al- ways a little chopped hay, straw or corn fodder with it. Thfs gives the fine food the proper bulk and roughness and keeps it from packing in the animal's stomach. Do not feed sows very heavily imme- diately after farrowing. It stimulates the flow of milk so that this sometimes becomes eongested in the glands and dries up partially. Begin light and gradually increase the quantity. When you are educating a colt, lead him up to baby wagons and make him smell them. Haut them about where he can see them. Do the same with umbrel- las. Let him see t ne closed. Then open it and let him lee it and smell it. Then wave it open before his oyes. Then open and shut it in his face, gently at first, then suddenly. Walk around him with it open. That colt will never afterward sears at an umbrella. A horse can alio be•nead° familiar with a train of cars so that he will not mind it at all. The number of hackney horses in America is . rapidly increasing, and the collection at the New York horse show was the finest ever seen in this country. It is said to be one of the best ever dis- played in the world. The famous old Matchless of Londesboro was the hackney that attracted most ha a os attention Matchless is now ton years old. Like most stallions, his temper does not improve with age, He is still, however, the best known sire America, Some me of hisown • colts are, ° pushing him hard in this respect, though, one of them beingEnthor a Performer, who won the bluribbon at the New York horse show, A DUCK FARMER. Mr. A, J, Balloek, of the Atlantic cluck farm, Speonk, N.Y., raised about forty four tons of ducks the past year. '1'0 think of'tli,t amount of careesees goin;r into market would e a m 1 ost venture the idea that there was a regular clot; but when itis known that about 8),000 • ducltlings are annually marketed from Long Island and all shipped to. New York, in addition to tons upon tons received frola other locations, ono is almost dazed at the enormous amount of duck eating people in the east. At the last killingday a regular gal- lows was erected rom the top beam dangled a dozen cords. On the ground lay a heavy log, to which were secured an equal number of cords with books at each end. When ready, Bruno, a trained Scotch dog, was ordered to go out into the water and chase up the desired flock of birds. This done, a temporary fence was placed about the flock, and Mr. Halloek began the work of overhauling them. In this he proved himself to be an expert. Hav- ing annually sorted over thousands of birds, he is at once able to tell which are ready to be slaughtered and which should go another week. After the overhauling the executioner grabbed up four birds in each hand, which he easily carried by the necks to a box. Then picking up two and placing their necks under his left arm he took up the third, which he fastened to the cord hangingthfrom the beam. Having a slip loap, a feet were easily adjusted. Then the hook on the cord from the log was fastened in the nostrils. So on each one was adjusted until the entire number of cords were used. Taking a pointed and sharp knife in his right hand, the exeeutioner opened the duck's mouth with his left hand, and by a quick move severed the two jugular veins ; then he passed to the second, and so on until the entire number of birds were bled. When over their flopping, they were taken down, and after the thick blood was shaken from their mouths they were placed on a platform so that the bills could lay in a trough of water. Then with a brush all the blood was washed out of the mouth, and they were ready for the pickers. In the picker room were busily engag- ed a lot of women and girls who took charge of the birds from the time the executioner cleaned off the blood. Each picker dipped her own bird in the scald- ing water, removed the rough feathers, then gave another dip in water, cleaning with a sponge, and the final work of re- moving the" pinfeathers stilt rernaintd. From the picker they went, into cooling vats, winding up, when thoroughly frozen, by being packed in barrels with cracked ice. Justice Oas Eone the Horse. "Shadow of Mahomed?" exclaimed the cacti, " Mustapha, is that a real horse?" •`!t is a real horse.: may it please your highness, and what is more wonderful, a horse that can talk." •'Allah Kebur-Gode.is meat powerful. What does the animal want?" "Justice, oh, great cacti," exclaimed the horse, in the purest Arabic. " I am told that even a horse may obtain justice at your hands." "Right you are. But what is your grievance ?" "It is this, oh, sire. Know that I was owned by a master who loved me and whom I served well. But he became poor, and was forced to sell me to what is call- ed an Ang'omaniac. I had not been long his, when, one day, he brought a 'eruel- looking man t , the stable, and after lock- ing the doors threw me down, fastened my legs. and then, with a pair of shears. cut of the vertelaxui of my tail, and then stopped the bleeding by searing the end of it with a red-hot iron, thus causing the most awful agony." "Why did they do this ?" "I do not know, unless their eyes and mind are diseased." "But it seems to have healed up all right now." "True, your Highness. But my flow- ing tail was not only a thing of beauty— it was of use." "Without my tail my tender legs and flanks are exposed to the merciless at, tacks of horse flies, who sting and bite unmercifully, and I have no defence against them. In hot weather, when the heat alone is torment, my lite is one con- stant round of torture." -Allah—God forgive me ! but this is most cruel Justice shall be done. Mustapha, do you know the Angloman- iac?" "I do, your Highness. The Giaour is one of what they call the 'four hundred,' and is one of the loudest psalm• singers, besides being a member of Anthony Com- stock's society, of Sheikh Gerry's so- ciety, and a trustee of two or three hos- pitals." "Seek him out then, Mustapha, convey him to a cell, remove his garments and tie his hands and legs. Then heat the cell to a hundred degrees 'and close the door tight, having firstreleased in . it three or four score business -like horse- flies. Three months hence call my at- tention to his case, and I will tell you what further to do." "It is well, your Highness," replied Mustapha, as he departed to earry out the sentence. "'May your Highness'' shadow never be less," said the horse ; " your highness must come of the stook of Solomon the wise." Students Who «Moved.” ' Fifty years ago the family of a noted theological seminary announced that by order of the General Assembly students must preach their sermons, and not read them, as no student would be allowed to take his manuscript to the pulpit. It was the custom then for each member of the senior class to deliver, during the term, one discourse for the criticism of his ,fellow -students and the presiding pro- fessor. It happened that the first student to preach after the promulgation of the rule was a young man noted for his self-con- fidence and self-assertion, but to the sur- prise of all present, his voice trembled as he gave out his text—the absence of the manuscript had made him fearful of fail- ure—Acts 20 24 : "But none of these things move me," Then there was a pause which indicated mental confusion, "None of these things move m4," he re- peated, with stammering tongue, and again there was a solemn pause. Gathering him f up for a final effort he shouted, nervously, "None of these things move me :, g v ! and stood, unable to utter another word, - "Pray, sir, ?" t v y who will move on asked the professor. The young man Moved rapidly down the t ter i h p pi steers, s, am d the laughter of the students. The witty question seemed cruel, but it was the out of a moral sur- geon who knew what he was about. From that evening the student began to culti- vate humility, ' Tho Presbyterian Banner tells of at - other theological studentwho was also. "moved" by the presence of extempor- aneous c t mpoi- aneous discourse, It is said that the late Mr. Spurgeon was in the habit of testing the ability and, self-possession of the theological students under his care and instruction by sending them up into the pulpitwith a sealed envelope in their hands, con- taining the text of the sermon or address. each one was to deliver on the spur of the moment. On one of these occasions the student, on opening the paper, found this subject and direction given him : "Apply the story of Zaecbeus to your own circumstances and your call to the ministry." And ,the student promptly delivered himself in the following way : "My brethren, the subject on which I have to address you to day is a eompari son between Zaeeheus and my qualifioa- tions. "Well, the first thing we read about Zacoheus is that he was small of stature; and I never felt so small as I do now. "In the second plane, we read that he was up in a tree, which is very much my position now. "And, thirdly, we read that Zaeeheus made haste to come down ; and in this I gladly and promptly follow his example." About the Way of It. The two girls were walking along Avenue road talking about their best young men, of course. At least ono of them was. - "Charlie was up to see me last night," she said with a twitter, "That's twice in a week, isn't it?" in- quired the other. "Yes," and she blushed and giggled. suppose he'll come three times in the next week ?" "I suppose so." "And four times the next.?" "That's what brother says." "And five times the next?" "That's what sister says." "And six times the next?" "That's what aunty says." "And seven times the next ?" "That's what papa says." "And then what?" "Then v e'll get married ; that's wLat everybody says." "And then what ?" `'Then I won't see him any more of an evening ; that's what mamma says." Az, AnoieutPi'.. Let us not forget that to -day is the an- niversary of the death of air. Theodore Mayerne, physician to James I. and Charles I. He amassed a prodigious deal of wealth and arote the great cook look of the seventeenth century. 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