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The Exeter Advocate, 1895-4-19, Page 7C0.MIN' 'THR ' THE RYE. Alf BMW B, BATHERS, Jack enters, bearing the eider. "Seek !" I cry, rushing at him, "they have Dome, they are here, demons of them I" "Beatles ?" asks Jack, abstractedly, his thoughts plainly running on the crab who is ,waiting to have his body dissected. ',Lovers !" I say, shaking him by the arm ; "oh ! what shall we do ?" Jack goes to the window. Below we hear the sera ping of chairs, the rattle of plates; the lamplight streams across the road ; evidently Alice Is in full view of the enamored host, for there is a sudden movement in their ranks, and they in- crease their capers tenfold. "If they would only keep quiet," I say, in despair, "perhaps he would not see them, Do "you think they know what a dreadful man he is?" Jack vanishes. s thought strikes me. Seizing my nightcap, I lean out of the windowand wave it ener- getically, pointing first at the room be- low, then at thetort'n yoneer, Surely, surely, my nightcap says, as plain as it can speak, "Go away!" Alas! to them such is evidently not its meaning, for at sight of my modest signal, and the dim vision of my white -robed form, the be- sieging army seems inspired with' fresh vigor, and even begins to clamber over the hedge. My flag of danger is eon- strued as an amatory signal pointing to indefinite favors, perhaps a love -letter. In another moment 1 hear a chair pushed sharply back below ; the next I see the governor tearing across the road. He is up the hedge and over it before you could say Jack Robinson ; but, quick as he is, Miss Alice's admirers are quieker, and he shortly interns furi-'us and empty -band- ed. I am so petrified at the catastrophe my well-meaning efforts have brqught about that I am utterly incapable of mov- ing away ; so when the governor returns, and casts his eye over the house in search of the waiting -maul, to whom he attri- butes the ovation, he beholds me—night- gown, nightcap, open mouth and all. He shakes his fist wildly at me, and the gesture breaks the spell. I try to hide myself in bed, but before I can reach it the governor is before me. I receive a box on the ear that makes me see two en- rage i parents, two crabs, two jugs of cider, two nightcaps; then with a thunderstorm of abuse and wrath bellowing about me, I am hustled out of the room, down into Jack's—a narrow slip of a place overlook- ing the back garden, and which is only— oh, horror !—partitioned off the gover- nor's chamber. 'There I am left crabless, supperless, tearless to reflect on the extreme folly of ever meddling in other people's affairs ; no matter what one's in- tentions may be, since the better they are the worse the results seem to be. Alice comes by and by, bringing nae sup- per and asmfort, as well she may, since, her sins have brought down upon me the ,. tin i risonmen ' three days' s m sentence cf a y P the house. Finally, for I shall have plenty of time for reflecting on my woes, I fall asleep. I scarcely seem to have reached the land of Nod, when I wake suddenly and open my eyes widely on— what ? At first I am divided between a doubt whether it is papa come to finish me off, or that I am face to face with a ghost; it is so difficult to make oat any- thing in this half dight (for the green wallow blinds are very thick and dark) and it cannot yet be more than very early morning. Do ghosts seize you by the arm and shake you till your teeth rattle in your head, and the breath is nearly out of your body ? Do ghosts— "It's four o'clo:k," says a voice in a • harsh whisper, "wake up, Master Jack, Mother 1 We have otie of our extra double -distilled, most virulent rows. It is not worth writing down ; no one would believe it if I did, Let it suffice that, out of all the windy talk and abuse, one abide ing resolve remains.. Miss Alice will go to scho •i immediately, and a stronger, firmer hand than Amberley s shall be paid to crush the naughtiness out of her. The governor, as T have more than once remarked, is a man of action, and in an incredibly short space of time he hats found a school and schoolmistress after his own heart and pattern, All pre- liminaries are, arranged, the day for her departure fixed, and to us all there, is nothing left to do but to lament, All too soon the day and hour come around, and we crowd about her with. aur kisses and farewells': weeping in every degree, deep- ly and bitterly, loudly and effusively, silently and painfully, according to our several natures; every one, loan to the babies, furnishing his or her quota to the stream. (food -by, lovely sister, good - by 1" For how many weary, long months shall we see your sweet face no more? CHAPTER IX. It was a year ago that I wavedmy nightcap oat of the window at Alice's lovers; she, has left school altogether now, and is home 'for good. Strictly speaking, we are not at home ;„we are at St. Swithins, whither papa, having no very pleasant memory of Periwinkle, has brought us for the holidays, and for the setting up of mother's health, which of late has been indifferent, St. Swithins is a long, long way from Silverbridge, and, the governor's) doughty reputation not having spread so far, the residents of the place actually call upon us (oh 1 it makes me smile to think of it) quite comfortably, and, as a •matter of course, without the slightest notion of the danger they are running;' and he, in the most baffling and unaccountable man- ner, not only forbears to shoat "Not at home 1" in their faces, or hold the door wide open for them to walk out, but per- mits mother t i return these visits ; and, though he never goes out himself, does not forbid her partaking of the very mild. and temperate amusements offered-- croquet, ffered-croquet, 4 o'clock tea and the like. With mother goes Alice, who has, I think, high finks. Whether papa is tired of living like Diogenes in his tub, or whetber he finds it a new sensation to be treated just like any other man, I know not at any rate a change has come "o'er the spirit of his dream " and it is positively refreshing so see him sinking the misanthrope in tbe moderately ill-tempered, retiring English gentleman. St. Swithins is a dull little place, but none the less does that pretty young wo- man, Miss Alice, in all the pomp of her seventeen - year old pink - and- white beauty, quickly gather about her as fine an army as she did at Periwinkle. She was only a bit of a girl then ; she is grown up now, so there are no more unseemly scrimmages of admirers behind hed ges, . or flying columns on the beach; things a e conducted respectfully, and it is no long- er a kiss of the hand re a love letter, but of love and marriage. Yes, love and marriage ; and it we d look very sharp A after our Alice she will be carried off by somebody or other, to a dead certainty. Over and above half a dozen indiscrimin- ate lovers, she has a shadow, a tail, bronzed, dark -faced, handsome shadow, that every young woman in St. Swithins has vainly tried to make her own. Cap- tain . Lovelace, however, has his own ideas about female beauty, and until his eyes lit on our sister's fresh, saucy, charming face he has never felt inclined to lose his own identity; but now—one, two, three. and away !—head over heels into love he falls, and Alice follows at a respectful distance. There have been some half-dozen public meetings, one stolen one, a rose given and exchanged, a kiss or two. (who knows?), and Alice, with a promptitude that does her credit, has made up her mind she loves him; that she will marry him ; and that, if papa does not see things in the same light as she does, he must be brought to reason. Young people are very intolerant, very daring ; they defy circumstance, and would rule the world in their own way, and in return receive many a hard knock before learning the inevitable lesson of giving in. So, one fine morning, when the governor is nnsuspiciously swearing over his weekly bills in the library, Cap- tain'Lovelace is announced, and, with a pluck that does him infinite credit, re- quests the honor of Miss Alice Adair's hand in marriage. (We are ail listening at the door, Alice in the post of honor at the keyhole, the rest of us spread out be hind, her, anxiously looking forward to the excitement of seeing the bold wooer shoot out through the open door with con- siderable assistance from behind.) We can almost hear papa's gasp of amaze- ment, as he sits in the midst of his disor- dered papers (he usually dances on bills) and stares at the young man; then he pulls himself together, and refuses the proposed honor with a clearness and brevity that admit of no mistake. He has, however, met his match for once. wake up." "Master Jack !" James ! I disappear under the bedclothes like a, shot ; but if I think I am going to be left there in peace, I am much mistaken. To leave Master Jaek snoring in bed when (1 now remem- ber) James h as received particular injunc- tions overnight to eject the same, how- ever unwilling, is no part of his duty ; so he punches and prods my prostrate body wibh a most laudible vigor, making vio- lent efforts to dispossess me of the clothes. To these, however, I cling like grim death, wrapping them about me as tightly as a hedgehog in his skin, and fora space there is a desperate' tussle, in- tensely ludicrous byreason of its silence, for neither of us dares to make a sound for fear of the governor's hearing; finally, altogether worsted .and confounded, he goes, aud.'I am left to sit up in bed like Marius among the ruins of Carthage. Presently Jack'shead is popped gingerly in at the door, and he stares a good deal at the sight of the to reed bed, my tangled locks, end flushed. indignant counte- nanee, "Has the governor been taking a turn at you ?" he asks in a whisper. "No," I ane wer, solemnly,"Jeames, I am black and blue, He thought it was you, you know," "Oh. li did., didhe 4" asks Jack, sitting down on a chair. and going off into a noiseless explosion. "I quite forgot to tell him--" He rooks himself to and fro in agony. of mirth. "I know what his awakings are „ "And so do I," I put in, with conic- tion. "I'm sure they are nothing to laugh at," "I must go," says Jack, indistinctly, "or I shall burst;" and ho goes away on some unlawful excursion or another that I should have loved, leaving dine to moist- en my sheets with .unavailing tears. Row slowly the hours creep by ! how shall I ever get through three whole days? For once in my life I enjoy the honor of lying in my bed while the others are all scurrying downy to prayers. I eat my breakfast in a slatternly way, with a book before me, Somehow the days drag away, and I am released, free to go dawn the stairs or tip as spirit wills, Below I find things very erooked'indeed ; he is in a state of chronic. ill -temper. Alice looks alarmed; she is rccl one moment, pale Ilio next; and the very day of ;my re adinibtance to the family beam disaster marks us :tor her own. We are waalin the announcement of dinner, and the governor is lookin oats, of the 'l indow, prepared . to quarrel with anything., from the thrusb..singing yonder to the baker's boy with the bread, when a amart dog car , +invite slowly past, in which aro Boated two graceless, hand- some, wide-awake Oxonians, who stare delibetatoly in at every window ih search of Alice'a blooming' fnce. Pape,. turns round, and I think. he is black; he an pint two acid two together as well as any other matt, and he knows'. "our room miss!" ho says �!o to , , y .rt.lieo"$o this is the care you take of , my dee ehtere ?" he asks A.mberly. Poor Alice ! poor Amberly ! poor There is a pause, and Alice makes. significant face to convey to us that t,; governor's oou>tttenanee is the Memo o angelic, The fact is, he is in a dilemma Re hashad some fie perienee of daughter's admirers alined knows perfectly we in love with it ' wit t and. that sent to th will be fifty oth asking the sem He also knows spice of his own. per in her (as, indeed, she had not; I often won all demons), and that she is no ly toprove a meek little foal. who w all her lovers rapped on the head and sen about their business without knowing the reason ;; and, altogether, for once in in his life, he is compelled to think in- stead of to act. There is some more conversation and pretty sharp practice between the two men, too ; and more than once it seems probable that our expectations will be fulfilled, and the parting guest sped over our listening ranks, but in the end—oh, wonder!--- the lover prevails. and wrings a most reluctant permission from the governor to pay his addresses to our meter for six months, and if, at the end of that time, nee specks axe discovered upon his character, or viee in his ways or words, he shalt be consider d engaged to Alice for an indefinite period, matri- mony appearing dimly in the far hori- zon. For many a day papa's face is black as ink, and he surveys Alice with a won- derfully equal mixture of scorn, impa• Bonce, and wrath, as though he found her a most indelicate and unpleasant spectacle: For the first time in my life I am in a position to critically study the ways, looks, and words of a real young hand- some pair of lovers. I should not have so much opportunity, but that, after pa- tient and dispassionate trial of all her elder brothers and sisters as gooseberries, she has fixed her choice upon me, as be ing the sharpest, most unseeing, and most unhearing of the lot, and fully one- half my time is spent in boudoir, garden, or summer -house, craning my neck round corners in anxious watch against the govern` r. LIKE A MIRA.CL.Ala:, Charles' Lovelace is supposed -to pay two or three decorous visits a week, and sit in tbe drawing -room cpposite Alice, with mother for dragon, talking of the weather. In reality he is here every day, and twice a day ; but he is not proud of being towed in and out, and on occasion bidden fn the shrubbery or a cupboard. Once or twice it has been a very close shave, and nothing but a special Proii- dence and good luck has saved him from ignominious discovery. When Charles is paying lawful visits, he brings with him a little book, called "The Bundle of Sticks "; where he pick ed it up it would be hard to say ; and this he reads diligently, if papa ever comes into the room where they are sit- ting. The sarcastic to itch of the gov- ernor'slooks from the lipsas he or nose and ern s the ether is something to be nue lover to hg wondered at. n up; about ; let we are el sit down un - at each other, I say, smiling, tamest." le Miss Adair," he w that ?" "My at o e i owe your father; besides I sit opposite you in church." "Do you?"I ask, with Eome dismay. Can he have marked any of Jack's and my ungodly tricks during sermon -time ? For at. St, Swithins' we sit behind papa, not beside him, "Is that your eldest brother who sits beside you ?" "Yes," I say proudly, "that is Jack. There is nobody like hips." "Is he here ?" asks the young mar., looking round, "No, he would not come, You see, he is fifteen, and he likes boys, He used to be satisfied with me, but now—" A tear trickles down my nose, and I turn my head away. It is a very, very sore sub feet with me. "It is all such a mistake," I say, rubbing my nose and eyes hard; "that I was not a boy, you know. He and I would have been together always, whereas now—it is very hard i" "Very," says the young man, and in- deed he seems to understand. "Who is that pretty' little nirl yonder ? She looks like a crumpled pink rose." "Does she not?" I asked eagerly, "that is Dolly, my sitter." "You are not a bit alike!" - "I know we are not; my sisters are all pretty, every one ; I am the only unpre- sentable one out of tbe whole lot. Now, if you were to see Alice you—" "1 have seen her," he says ; "she is quitely lovely. But you are every bit as good as Dolly, or—nicer." "Oh, no !" I say, laughing; "you need not bother about saying anything like that to me, please; I am quite usi d to be- ing plain. Nurse sometimes comforts me by saying that theugliest children some- times grow into the best looking folk, but I know better." "George," says Mrs. Ford, bearing down upon us with all sails spread, "you promised to help me give the children their tea ; are you coming ?" So we go in and eat cake and drink cof- fee, and by and by, having washed our hot faces and hands, and smoothed our tumbled Inks, we assemble in a large room, forty souls odd, for the purpose ,of dancing, The Floyds' governess sits down to the piano; but alas, whether it is the painful consciousness of their ex- treme neatness, or whether they are real- ly unequal to the duties of "footing" a polka, all the little boys present hang to- gether in groups, and look askance at the row of shiny -checked, smooth headed damsels who are waiting to be fetched out. , This uncomfortable state of things hay ing lasted for some time, the female wit (as is usual when things are at a dead- lock) c -tees to the rescue, and Madge Weston, a black•browed miss of twelve, rises from her seat end walks aeross the room to the halting army. ''I shall dance with you, Clem," see says, decid- edly; and taking the biggest boy by the arm she leads him away. The spell once broken, each little girl walks boldly up to the boy that is goodliest in her eyes, and beare him off triumphantly, though some pf them utter feeble protests, and show a tendency to hang back. And now they are off, giggling, ambling, floundering, and young George Tempest, entering hurriedly, looks about the room, and then comes up to me. "I can't dance," I say, eonfidentially, as he sits down beside me ; "it is like a donkey gamboling in a drawing room. Can you?" "Pretty well; but I should have thought you knew how; you are quite the nimblest runner I ever saw." "One does not want to be nimble in dancing," I say gravely, "or it must be reduced to a method to answer. Jack says my head always hits the ceiling when I try to waltz." "Miss Dolly seems to be laboringunder difficulties," says -,my companion, glanc- ing toward my little sister, who is ambi- tiously trying to reach the shoulder of a tall, lanky boy she bas selected as part- ner; "he has lost her altogether two or three times, Suppose you and I see what we can do ?'' "It would be worse than Dolly," I say, laughing. "No, no ! let us sit still and look on. I want to ask you something, if you don't mind. Is Mr. Tempest your real father ?" "Yes. Why?" "You are not a bit like him," I say. "He looks so dried up ; so—so brown, Do you know, it is very rude, but Jack and I always call him the Mummy !" Young George Tempest laughs, and re- assures me as to a doubt that has just crossed my mind, as to whetber that was a suitable remark to make to a young man about his father. "Don't you think that, on the whole,. papas are a great mistake; and that we should get on much better without them?" "I don't knew," says the young man, smiling; "but you surely would not say that of mothers ?" "Never 1" I answer, Energetically; "but tell me, what does your father d,. ? Does he expect you to talk? .Does he insist on your going out walking with him, all the lot of you, except your mother? "I have no mother," he says, s-,berly, "and no brothers and sisters. No, he does not make me walk' unless I please ; but I am his walking stick, his pop er int of medieine, his lackey (rather bitterly) who wanders all over the world with him, learning no good." :Learning no good ?" I repeat. "Have you not a profession ? Do you not d, anything ? You are old enough !" "Ay 1" he says. "I was to have gone into the army, and even had my co aiteis- sion in the guards, but at the last =not meat my father refused to let me loin. He said I was his rally son, that he could not live teeny years, and so on. I am knocking about, with nothing on earth to do. If only Providence had sent pie one ter two of your b tothors !" "I have six," I say, proudly; "there are five ranting after Dolly, but I could not spare One of them to you," "I suppose not," he says, with a smile. "De you ever amaek their heads as you did tiny eheek this afternoon? (TO a3>t efeerr rltlltin.l The chemist's best girl is analyser, OFIAPTER B. ENT f'I1011 A WELL- X` RERUN ).ilfl VII? T.. Bow file Daughter was '>itestored From the tl error of St. Vitus Dance—'der Calle One of the Worst Bver Known —Ras Pully Itecovere4 ger Kealtn Front the Berlin News, The readers of the News have been made familiar with the virtue of Dr, Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People through the articles appearing frons time to time in these columns, and while the druggists say that many in this vicinity have received undoubted benefit from their timely use, it is only recently that are have heard of a cure in, Berlin of such importance as to take rank among the most remarkable yet published, There is hardly a man or woman in the town of ,Berlin, or the county of Waterloo, who does not know Mr, Marcia Simpson, issuer of marriage licenses and general merchant, King street. Anything said by Mr. Simpson will be implicitly relied upon. A day or two ago we had a talk with him in reference to his fourteen. - year -old daughter Helen, who had for two years been a great sufferer from St. Vitus dance. He tells us that it was the worst ease he over saw. She did not sleep for whole nights and was an in- tense sufferer. She was totally helpless and could neither eat nor drink unless admifiistered to her by her parents. The best medical attendance was had, bu all to no avail. She kept getting worse and worse, and finally, when in the parox- ysms, commenced to froth at the mouth, and her parents believed she was going out of her mind. Though unable to walk for about eight months she would in leer atells have fits, making her j'imp high above her couch. While in this condition, the worst case ever seen in this place, Mr. Simpson, as a last re sort, purchased some Pink Pills and gave them to his suffering and afflicted daugh- ter. He assures us that in thirty hours -he found some relief. In a week the " dance " was entirely stopped and she was able to sleep, and was rapidly re- gaining her former strength. Some months after the use of the Pink Pills was discontinued she again had touches of disease, but a few doses of the pills stopped it, and for the last eight months has been entirely free from the terrible malady from which no one who knew the circumstances, expected she would re- cover. and her parents, as may be ex- pected, are ware, in. their praises of the wonderful remedy whieh worked such groat results. These facts are known to all who are acq'iaiuted with the family and further comments are wholly un- necessary. When such strong tributes as these can be had to the wonderful merits of Pink Pills, it is little wonder that they are the favorite remedy with all classes. They are an unfailing specific for locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headacke, the after effects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, nervous prostra- don, all diseases depending upon 'vitiated humors in the blood, such as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc. They are also a specific for troubles peculiar to females, suppressions irregularities, and all forms of female weakness. In men they effect a radical cure in all cases arising from mental worry, overwork, or excesses of any nature. These Pills are manufactured by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, of Brockville, Ont., and Seheneetady, N. t ., and sold in boxes (never in loose form by the dozen or hundred. and the public are ciutior.ed against numerous imitations in this shape), at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, and maybe had of all druggists, or direct by mail. from Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., at either ad- dress. We are at a children's party, Dolly and I. Jack was sailed, but is too proud to come. It is five o'clock, and the sun, who has been standing over us all the afternoon, frizzling our brains and mak- ing himself obnoxious, as he Only knows bow to do in the middle of July, is kindly sinking somewhat in the west. We have with the usual insanity and waste of very young people, been playing at all manner of energetic games, and are now engaged in the comparatively mild crea- tion of "Kiss in the -ring." Kissing is not reprehensible until one is grown up, I suppose ; at any rate these little girls take their boisterous forfeits quite placid- ly, occasionally return them with even artless generosity that is not half appre- ciated by the stolid recipients of the same. I am not a little girl, but a big one, and there is no boy present old enough or tall enough to kiss me unless I choose, Besides, no one has caught me yet, I can beat them all. I always was good at runn ngi; that and jumping being the two doubtful accomplishments Jack has taught me to perfection. I am laughing heartily at the dismal fate my last pursuer has just met, his white duck trousers being in feet one green smudge from an involuntary ac- quaintanee he made with Mother Barth, when Mrs. Floyd, our hostess, comes across the garden, and by her side is that yellow -haired laddie, young Tempest. Hardly a laddie though, for he must be twenty if he is a day, and has the square broad -shouldered figure of a man. Captain Lovelace hears him out, then quietly remarks that, having obtained Miss Adair's promise, -he is content to wait to time for the fulfilment of his wishes, and is sure that, although Colonel Adair may refuse to give his consent now, he will do it at no very distant date. Papa gasps again ; but I think that an unpleasant recollection of his daughter's wilfulness emeses his mind, and in his next speech, although he still repudiates the wooer's pretentions, there is more bluster, and less determination than in the first, and oh!—miracle of miracles! -- he has not yet tried to kick him ! After that, the deluge ; and it would not aston- ish us if the governor suddenly fell on the young man's' neek and kissed him, and, sending for Alice, wept holy tears over them both, saying, t' Bless you, my children!" Captain Lovelaee is .speaking. He .is asking what reasons Colonel Adair has to•give for this summary refusal. Can any exception be taken to kis character, means,, or position ? Has Colonel Adair other views for, his daughter ? No ; he has sone, and he knows nothing t r the detriment of Captain Lovelace's charisma er, pocket, or place iii life, and forced to say so; for this is no woman to he stormed at, or a chtld to be whipped but a roan who will have his answer. It. is not easy to say no, no, no, over and over again, because it, le no to a question that requires a more reasonablebnswer ; thus papa, pressed for his reasons, can find none, save that Alice is it mere child, far too young to think of marrying for many years, etc. tt I am told," says Captain Lovelace, "that Mrs. • .Adair was no older when you married her ; you did not then consider her youth a drawback," "What Mrs, Adair did Was no affair of yours, sir!" says papa, fiercely. "Nose whatever," says Captain Love- lace, " Savo that it forms a precedent." A not particularly clean piece of cam- bric dropped at my heels, and a vision of a nimble youth of tender years scurry- ing away in the distance, sets me off in fleet pursuit. He has a good start, so I do not catch him, but walk slowly round until I come to Teddy Minto, who is the spryest on h.s legs of the assembled com- pany next to me. He is after me like a shot ; but thoueh I take him twice round the ring, his fingers do not once. touch my gown. and I dive in between Dolly and Lily Floyd victorious. All at once young Tempest joins the ring; and pres- ently, on receiving a dropped token from Lily, rushes after, catches and kisses her to her huge delight, for is he not the big- gest person present? I wish Jack was here ! He would not care about it though, he would think it beneath him, while I-- it only shows what an insignificant crea- ture I am—love it. I am enjoying my- self down to the ground. "Look, Nell !" cries Dolly, unloosing my hand and turning my head I see be- hind me the symbol that invites mI a pursuit. Off I set with a will, but not c me up with the hare, who is young Tempest ; on the contrary, his long legs bear him away with a fieetness that moves me to grudging envy. I walk I wonder,"I say to myself, as round swinging the poeket-handkerchief, "whether he could catch me ? We will see." Lightly I drop it behind him, swiftly I fly along; but I am not a dozen yards away when he is up with tae, and I am caught, without his ever giving me a chance. "Now for the forfeit," he gays, as he lifts me from the ground and stoops his head to mine. I meet his saucy, bent fate with a_ vigorous Slap that turns it scarlet, but hit never moves or blushes, only looks at me with frank, amused blue eyes, before which my sudden angor melte like snow before the sun. "Pat me down, I say, and he puts me down. "I hope I—I didn't hurt much ?" (looking up at him rather anxiously). I did not mean to do it quite so hard, only you should not be rude, you know." For 104vo17s PROSTIIATIog, BEA la4 1s2'IOtl, and D sPReieeSiON On Sreneeel :resulting from undue Strain ripen the Mental or Pity - deal Energies, MALTINE C IrtNE A,. f9oet Effective Nutrient Tonic and Stheettlant. In this preparation are combined the nutrient and digestive properties of Mtarnie with the ppotrerful ionic and stimulant action of Cocos EAirTEnoxLoz.. The pre1araf!cn bas been very largely and successfully need for relief of morbid conditiobs due to nervous erbaastion, and depression of spirits resulting from undue strain upon the menial or physical er erpies, It Rill be found a valuable reeuperative agent in convaieseneefrcm'sasth g diseases, improv- lrg the appetite and prcmotirg t;igeatirn--and, being very palatasie, is aceeptable to the most s eneative stomach;y. ' , kx' , r ?o,4 et ALE l I1 Tit( OrfOr: WHEN YOU ARE IN DOUBT use the matches your father and your grandfather before yen used.. As they were the best then,' they are the best now. E. B. EDDY'S WICK Based on a Wrong Diagnosis. The St. Catharins School B lard has a queer case on its 1 ands. A little boy came to school late, and the offence being repeated he was sent home. The father sent him back with a note asking that he be excused, adding that the boy was not entirely to blame for bean been late. This note did not suit his High Mighti- ness the teacher, and there has been trouble. The board has now decid ed that if the boy's father writes such a letter of reque t as will suit the teacher the boy may be admitted, although the Inspector stied to have the steep rasion remain in force. If the law is in such a shape as to enable a headmaster'or a school board to play the Czar and dictate to a parent the shape his excuse shall take, or to what ex- tent he shall be made tc humbl,: himself in apology, then Mr. Ross cannot too soon set about its amendment. The ad- mission of a child to school is a right, not a favor, and no man should be re- quired to submit to indignity to secure it. The empire of Anstro-Hungary has240,- 000 square miles. It is about the combin- e ombine l size of California and Colorado. Lakehurst Sanitarium, OAKVILLE, - ONT. For the treatment•and cure rUcoholisln, The Morphine Gbit, Tobacco iHabit, And Nervous Diseanet' 50 Bargains in C. Bulbs and Plants The Xastmu a of Worth at Minimum: of Cast No. B-15 Gladiolus, finest:ssorLed, for 50c. " I— 6 Dahlias,selectshowvariet's" 50c. " G— 8 blontbretias, handsome . " 50c. " 0— (Windoevl on, x each, wColbeauties" F— Fuchsia, Dbl. F1. Musk, Ivy and Sweet SC't'dGerauium, 50c. F— Nanette etta Vine' TroP a tcllu te , Me:.Primpose& Heliotrope " E— 8 Geraniums, finest assorted " 50c. " R-19 Coleus, fine assorted colors "60c. " 8— 6 Iris, finest varieties . " 50c. Any 8 collection, for 850. ; 8 for 0.25; or 5 for Ss. By mil. PoSt•paid, our Selection. Snap Catalogue ].Tres A t . 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These several p' eparations from the fired., unchanging and Double Compound Oxygen nature of the Ore be- comes Nature's own m est F Rieacious Life- givingAtntiseptie, Gterm.ladling Gonat!- tutional invigorating Tonle ever before known to man enriching the hlord Aife's foun- tain), enabling the vital organs (liver kidneys, stomach. etc.) to perform their functions, thus maWns; life pleasurable atnd wortkt living. ATIT2E ORE `preparations cure Catarrh, 11` ..�. Bronchitis, Consumption, will cure Diphtheria while there Is life in the body; cures all Thrcat Diseases. Butes. Scalds, Old Sores of every description. Dysentery. Cho- lera Morbus. Diarrl,cm, Cramps, Piles. Deafness, Female Weakness and all Female Complaints, Dyspepsia. Rheumatism, Nervous, Debility, Sleeplessuesa, etc, �T1rT. OH,E sufficient to make one quart Y.m.�. of the Tslixtr sent safely sealed to any, part of the glebe by mall, postage paid on receipt of price, 831.00 each package, or three for 82.50.•; DENTS W TEI) in unrepresented lo• salifies. Send stamp for pparticulars, NoANattention given to postale Address Pi-F.ii'O• NOEL. Geologist. Toronto. asp, Out out ibis advertisement and enclose 36 cents to pay pestnlre and eta chine' and I will send von a .1 noOraue or, trip Dyeing and Living. We dye to live and live to dye, The longer we live the better we dye, And the more we dye the better we live. If you. want Wearing Apparel, Ostrich Plumes, Lace Curtains, Damask and Repp Curtains CLEANED or DYED right, send them to R. PARKER 00., 787 to 791 Yonge St., Toronto. branch offices en l agencies everywhere. Send for pamphlet. A. ]Ed., CANNING, G, WHOLESALE' GROCER, TORONTO Soils direct to the eo ple, and be pays the freight ti is now selling No. 1 Granulated Sugar at Cie. 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