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The Exeter Advocate, 1894-11-29, Page 6Your husband will notices great improvement in your cooking, Wien You use C..01r1#0...ENE you, house will not be filled with the odor of hot lard, when You !Ise ("Yr NE Your doctor will lose some of his Dyspepsia cases, when You usecritCE NE Your children can safely eat the same food as yoursqlf, when You use CatfoLENE Your money will be saved, and your cooking praised, whets You use CatrOLENE Famous cooks, prominent phy- sicians and thousands of every- day housekeepers endorse it. Will you give it a trial? Bold in 3 and 5 pound pails, by all gretiOrS Made only by The N. K. Fairbank Company, Wellington and Anis Os.. 11:103PPREAL. MISCELLANEOUS READING RiR 1.7E AND WI E W f SE. Leis are Moments Can Be Profitable Em- ployed /n Carefuliy:Reacling These Enterestiny, Selections, Plaint of the Pessimist. Nothing to do but work, Nothing to eatbut food, Nothing to wear but clothes, To keep one from being nude, Nothing to breathe but air, Quick as a flash 'tie. gone, Nowhere to fall but off, Non here to stand but on. Nothing to sing but songs, well! Alas: Mack! Nowhere to go but out, Nowhere to come but back. Nothing to read but words, Nothing t 1 east but votes, Nothing to hear but sounds, Nothihg to salt but boats. Nothing to comb but hair, No vheie to sleep but in bed, Nothing to weep but tears, Nothing to bury but dead. Nothing to see but sights, Nothing to quench but thirst. Nothing to have but what we've got, Thus through life we're eursed. Nothing to strike but a . Everything moves that goes. Nothing at all but common sense Can ever withstand these woes. THE FAC)31. What it is Properly Supposed to Tell of Character. Brown eyes are most kindly. Black eyes are the raost rash and im- petuous. A. pouting upper lip indicates U.:nide ty An insignificant nose indicates an in- significant man. Very large thiek lips are a sign ef sen- suality. An opext mouth is a sure sign of an empty.head. Coarse hair always indicates coarse or- ganization. Large ears are found on the heads of coarse people. A_ projecting upper lip sho ws malignity and avarice. Pointed. noses generally indicate med- dlesome people. Very full cheeks indicate great diges- tive powers. A retreating chin is always bad, it shows lack of resolution. If the forehead be shorter than the nose the sign is stupidity. Large eyes in a small face always be- tokens maliciousness. Narrow, thin nestrils indicate small lungs and low vitality. Blue eyes belong to a people of an en- thusiastic turn of mind. Power of language is indicated by ful- ness beneath the eyes. Oblique eyes are unfavorable; they show cunning and. *deceit. Short, thick, curly hair is an indication of great natural strength. Freckles, like red hair, are an indica- tion of an ardent temperament. A long forehead indicates intelligence, a short forehead activity. Irregular teeth gOnerally indicate a lack of eulture and refinement. Grey dyes are generally found associ- ated with pradence and foresight. Large, wide spreading nostrils!' show ample lungs and good health. Very tightly closed lips are usually found in secretive characters. An. irregular, knotty forehead is a sure sign of a bold, original andinvestigating mind. Eyes whieli, when viewed from the gide seem cattiest parallel with the nose, denote a weak mental and physical or- ganization. Prominent, arehed eyebrows show great power of perception in regard to form an.d color, All great painters have such bows. Large, clear blo.e eyes generally denote persons oe great eapacity, but sensetive atISpiei0118, and often unreasonably jOal-' ous. Horozontel eyebrows, fall and regular, show great understanding, deliloeration and capacity for planning and execution. The typieal religionsoath:utast lute a thin, pale face, retreating forehead, small, keen eyes, pointed nose and re- treating ehin A. perpendietilare a very fnigh, or a very short forehead, is always bad; iavartably iudicates leek of sympathy, A. face whinh does not °hangs exprese sion itt eonversetion either indieates caution or stupidity. A flat forehead or en abrupt descent at the back of the head are both unfavore eble, either indicating limited. under- standing Black, sparkling eyes, with 0, steady, grave mouth, show taste, elegance, sound judgment and often an ungenerous dise posi time. Wide open, staring eyes belong to people who are dull, but pretentione, who mistake impudence for wit and insolence for candor. A. person who habitually looks out of the corners of his eyes is to be avoided; his natural tendency is eertainly to- wards deception. When, the under part of the face, from the nose downward, is less than a third of the whole face, the indication is of stupidity, Large noses are in.varietbly associated with strong traits of &art:ester ; whether good or bad is determinedeby other char- acteristics. A good chin., viewed in profile' shows a marked depression above it andbelow the under lip, and is equally marked prominence beneath. The eye shotid be distant from each other exactly the breadth of one eye; a greater distance indicates stupidity; less, low cunning. Men of marked ability in anyline have usually one deep, perpendicular wrinkle on the forehead., with one or two parallel to it on each side. Whenever in laughing three parallel curves are formed in the cheeks round the corners of the mouth, the indication is of silliness and stupidity. Women in Modern Court Rooms. Among the crowds that pack a steam- ing, ill ventilated court room at a sensa- tional murder trial there are always numbers of women. None so persistent as they in gaining entrance, whether by the use of shoulders and elbows in the crowd, or by discovering circuitous routes by means of introduction or acquaint- ance, through the side door. Through all ghastliness of details they sit, the most interested of all spectators. Neither the comments of men nor the criticisms of newspapers disturb their presence. This manifestation of unwholesome in- terest on the one hand and indifference on the other has been regarded as a new and ineaplicable transformation in the womanly nature, which is by nature gen- tle, tender and averse to witnessing --hu- man suffering. Any possible solution of the develop- ment of such unlovely traits is referred to her newborn ideas of emancipation and independence Dan& assunaption of the rights and privileges of men. This view seems hasty anceill-founded. Without ransacking history it is sufficient to re- call Geroine's picture, "Police Verso" and the faces of furies that the vestal virgins wear as with thumbs turned down they give the signal for a fight to a finish. Whoever has read. Scott knows how women thronged to see the poor wretches swing. No stage representation of a witch burning or a Puritan scaffold would be considered correct without eager women surging about the base. lp. Spain no woman hesitates to go to a bull fight, and the peril of the bull fighter only gives zest to the scene. Hangings are now private, the bull fight is prohibited in this country. The court room has taken the place of the arena in those spectacles of human anguish, of deadly dramatic conflict which no gloss of civilization has yet covered from view in the human breast. The use of the novel, with its pictured woes, has done something to fill this need, but imagination fails to sat- isfy where the eye can rest and the mind can feed upon the actual spectacle. When women throng the court room their pres- ence is only the indication of the persist- ence of that primal nature that they hold in common with man. Unit of Weight for Foreign Letters. The quarterly supplement to the Of- ficial Postoffice G-uide, just issued, states: It is represented. to the department that letters addressed to England, France and other countries, the rate of postage to which is five cents per half ounce, are often posted short -paid (and. therefore. necessarily taxecl with double the de- ficient postage) owing to the fact that the senders have forgotten that to these destinations they should pay by the half ounce, and not by the ounce. Post- masters would do atoll, therefore, to re- mind the public oa every suitable oc- casion that the only countries outside of Canada to which the unit of weight is one ounce are the United States and Neve- foundland. Itt the ease of registered lee - tors it is especially important that no mistakes should be made itt the prepay- ment, as unless they are fully prepaid they cannot be forwarded. Young Philosiophers. First little girl—My mamma brought home a teaspoon with "World's Fair" on it. Second little girl—Hugh! My mam- ma brought home a tablespoon with "Palmer House" on it, Toddles—Papa, which are the bestest, lodies or mons? Papa—Ladies, my dear. Toddles—Then don't you fink you an' mamma ought to be patienter wif us boys, 'eanSe we got a wrong start—don't you see? "My baby brother knows more than yours does, asserted Mollie. "Beecher he don't," retorted Jennie. "My little brother can talk so plain you can under- stand what he says." "Ruh !" jeered Mollie. "My brother can talk so the smartest man can't understand him ; but he knows what he means." Visitor—Tommy, I wish to ask you a few questions in grammar. Tommy— Yes, sir. Visitor —If I give you the son - tenets, "The pupil loves his teacher," what is that? Tommy—Sarcasm. &aim was taught by her mother to go through her regular prayers --and to add any speeial petitions suggested by het needs at the time. On one oceasion she was ill and stiffering seine pain and coneederable inconvenience from nausea, ancleher simple prayer at the end of the regular vesper offering was, "Oh, Lord, eless poor libel° Em and make her well, for who wants to be !rowing up all the time?" Teacher—Robert, here is an example itt substraction. Seven boys went down to the creek to bathe, but two of them had been told not to go in the water. Now, ean you tell. nee how meny weat in' Robeet—Yee'm ; seven. A small boy in one of Marshall stores in Chicago approaehed his employ- er and asked for an actvazice in salary, "How min% are you getting a week now?" said. the merehant. "Four dollars and e half, sir." "And how old are you?" "Twelve, sir." "Why, my boy, at your age I wasn't paid that =lithe" "Well, maybe you weren't worth it to the firm you was working for, but 1 think I am." The mother—Tenth in your class! Why, I always used to be first in mine. The son—lint, mother, my schoolmates are not nearly so stupid as youre. A small boy from th elucas had been brought into the missiozt echool and for eouple of Satidays he he tt been instruct- ed in the rudiment;. On the third Sun- day he brought with hint Lk 'rother William. To test his raemory ten mail- er began to go over his previoas lessons. Who made you?" she asked. "God." he replied promptly. "And what else did. God make?" The youngster studied a moment and looked around hopelessly till he noticee his brotleer ; then his face brightened, "He made Bill, too, I ettuess," he answered, and William said, "you bet." t'Georgio," said his mother, ''Iwillnot whip you this time if after this you pro- mise to be a good little boy like Willie Tones," "Aramma," said orgie, earn- estly, "you may whip me, olo Why He Wears a Bracelet. An uncle of mine found a horseshoe on his twenty-first birthday while going to apply for a mate's appointment on board a ship. He obtained the birth, and as- cribing his success to the horseshoe, had the metal hammered into a rough bracts - let round his left wrist. Six months later,while leaning over the taffrail, a blockfell from aloft on to the bracelet, which probably saved him from a broken arm. Two years later a mad dog flew at him, only to break his teeth on the bracelet. Subsequently, in a. mutiny aboard ship it saved his hend from severance by the blow of a cutless, Some time ago he decided. to have it mounted with silver and hinges, and had it filed off for that purpose. Upon leate- ing the shop where he had left it he was run over by a cab and had his left arm broken. He is now in California, and I had a letter some months ago saying that his charm had Detain done lain:. mood e,ser- vice. The Lost Tribes. People have bothered. their heads a great deal about the ten lost tribes of Israel. Many a headache these ten lost tribes have caused—many a bitter dis- eussion., and they are responsible for far too many sermons, lectures, pamphlets, essays and jokes. But we don't have to go to the Holy Land in order to seek a lost tribe; we can find. quite as great a mystery right here in Ontario. We have lost tribes in this country, whose disap- pearance is as mysterious as the fading out of the ten sons of Jacob. Where are the saw mil people? Within a radius of two miles of where I write there used to be five saw mills; their ruins are still to be seen. Around each rail clustered a little village, in- habited by the saw mill employes. The boss foreman, the head and tail sawyer, the edger, the lumber pilers, the fireman, the truck drivers and the teamsters, with their families, dwelt there. From my window I can see a big level field now, green with fall wheat, which was once a site of a big saw mill and its village. A whole village, with its big man and its little man, its good. man and its bad man, its generous man and its mean man, its honest man and its thief, its philosopher and its fool, its joys and sorrows,: excite- ments and grievances,its scandals, its births, deaths and marriages—in short, a complete community. Where did they come from? I don't know. Whither have they gone? I cannot tell. The rude shanties they lived in., the piles of lumber, the mounds of sawdust, the heaps of slabs, the acres of saw logs the great mill itself, all. are gone, and like the baseless fabric of a vision, leave not a rack behind. For sears the mournful half -savage complaining, splintering roars of the saws was ceaseless. There was the day shift and the night shift, and six tinaes every twenty-four hours the hoarse, wild -voiced whistle sent its fierce war cry echoing through the trem- bling but passive pines, that stood. re- signedly awaiting their fate. Now the Iroquois -voiced whistle is at the bottom of the pond, long ago filled up, and one of the saws hangs in our back yard, a dissonant gong, with which the women folks call us home to dinner by beating on it with the kitchen poker. The saw mill people were a peculiar people. They never tilled the ground; they rarely had a garden, however small. They drew their living from the ram- shackle cross-roads store by way of the saw mill. They were chiefly paid in store goods. They got their factory cot- ton and. flannel, their tea, sugar, raisins and soap, their Labrador herring, cod- fish and salt pork, their penetantiary- made boots and their eloth caps, straw hats, mitts and socks there, and were content. They consumed vast quantities of black strap tobacco and molasses, and when the big circular saw eut one of their number in two they were wondrous kind to the widow and. orphans. They are a lost tribe. Where are the children, their hair and clothes stiff with pitch, who used to teeter aerOSS the saw logs and play hide-and- seek among the lumber piles? Where are the women, ever with babies in their arms, who used to lean over the slab fences and stare at the passer-by? Where are the men, muscular, taciturn, who built the pyramids of pine? They are a lost tribe. Even the taste and fresh flavor of new lumber is gone. One used to taste it in his tea, in his soup; it flavored his pen - cakes, perfumed his Sunday suit. You could detect the taste of it on the lips of the head sawyer's daughter when you kissed. her good -night beside the ehain- way. They were a community in them- selves, with their monotonies and their terrors. I remember one hot August day. The air was pulsing with the beat, the saws were drawing and snarling, the open-mouthed oxen, their tongues lolling out, vere merely crawlingwith their loads, the women were nursing and gee - sipping in the Shadow of the cool, sweet lumber, Suddenly,from a group of children, a long, wailing ery. tA., great saw log has rolled over a little child. The whistle shrieks, the machinery stops with a grunt,the red-shirted men come tearing out with loud eties, the women run., leaping over the logs like antelopes —the elomeia first—always first, Dead! the dark blood oozing front its mouth, • nose and ears—quite dead. I yet eat hear thee eyeful cry of ineternal woe. yet can see the big chain boas pick up and hide the crashed head in his hairy bosom. And that was ever in that smooth, level field of fall wheat, Looks as if it would be a good crop, if it don't winter kill, but I'm thinking driewn oat in the northeast eornee—a little toe low for wheat. The Girl of Po -day. Every few days some apology f,g man- hood with more brass than bra, es jumps up with an essay on girls. Th e abomin- able class of literature alw eye begins with a sneer and ends with a kick. A distinet flavor of sourr r es permeates it. The genuine girl is al, mutely unessay- able, Nobody understands her ; she does not understand herself. Sho is a delightful bundle oe contradictions. As oleo as a serpent, she is as ienocent as any suck- ing dove. She is modest as a violet and sweet as a barrel of molasses. She is as rosy as a winter apple and as -plump as an Indian summer partridge. She knows something about the piano and lots about making biscuit. She is tender with her sweetheart and sets the dog on the other fellow. aho is an armful of delights, and blessed ellehe youth she takes into part- nership in wearing out the sofa. She is a daisy and a dumpling, and in all God's created areation there is nothing worthy to be named in the same breath with her. Thena's our sentiments, and the man who differs from us has treasen in his soul and bile on his liver. His Absence Wanted. An English doctor, attached to the court of a rajah, made himself almost in- dispensible to his highness. He had for- tunately also made a friend of his prime minister. On one occasion his highness, being :lightly indisposed, had taken, by tb.e doctor's advice; a seidlitz powder, with which he expressed himself delight- ed. Its tendency to "boil and fizz ready to blow your nose off" seemed to him to "scatter coolness;" and he seemed so mach better after taking it that th.e doc- tor felt himself justified in joining in a hunting party. Presently a horseman from the palace, in the confidential em- ployment of the grand vizier, galloped up to him, "My master bids me to tell you," he said, 'that his highness has broken open your medicine chest and taken, first, all the white powders and then all the blue." "Gracious goodness," cried the doctor, "there are tee -out -or -three of each of therm" "My master continued the messenger, dropping his voice, "that you had batter make for the frontier without one moment's de-. lay." The doctor put spurs to his horse and never drew rein till he was "out of the jurisdiction of tb.e court." Women as Drivers. When one woman invites another wo- man to go driving with her the safest i course s to refuse the invitation. While a firm believer itt the higher destiny of my sex, experience has compelled me to doubt a woman's fitness to hold the reins. Generally speaking,a woman is neither a good nor a safe driver. To be sure, the fame of an oceasional woman stage - driver has penetrated beyond the bounds of the wild and woolly West, just as there are women who have gone to the wars disguised as men, or as once itt a while one becomes a master machinist or a steamboat captain. Of course, women will resent the charge that they do not know how to drive, but the proprietor of more than one livery stable in this city is well convinced of their inability to hold the lines. "Whenever a lady wants to hire a rig from me " said a well-known livery -stable man, 'II always am very sorry that my last rig has just been taken out. Why, I wouldn't les a woman have a team from my stable for any money. Women are careless, apt to wreck the rig, lose the robes; and it gives the place a bad name to have the horses running away and going to smash. No; there's mi ore money n re- fusing them than in renting to them. Sorry to be disobliging to the ladies— but—" and a shrug completed his sen- tence and set the seal on his opinion. There is a rule which holds on all stage routes. One woman may ride on the front seat with the driver; two womett may not. The reason may be that they take up too much room with their volum- inous skirts and hand -satchels and para- sols. Or it may be that it is safer itt case of an accident to have the third person on the front seat a man to hold the wo- man, while the driver 'holds the horse. It is almost safe to count on a woman's screaming, trying to jurap, or to clutch the reins. Many a woman has lost her life simply and solely becauseshe lost her head first. It is not so long ago that a crowded stage was descending one of our mountain roads. The hillside rose steep on one hand, and on the other dropped abruptly into the bed of the creek below. On the steepest part of the down grade the horses took fright, but the driver had them well in hand and called to the passengers to keep their seats. The lady who sat at his left sud- denly seized the rein nearest her and pulled with all her might. The horses swerved, the stage was overturned, the officious lady had her face cut, her front teeth knooked out, and her back hair knocked off, and, covered with mud, con- fusion and bruises, she said, "I thought the driver called to me to help him, and so I tried to pull in the horses." This was a very lame exeuse. She limped for weeks herself. It is one thing to drive a safe old. plug in a basket phaeton, along a wide suburban road, with plenty of safe "turn -out" places, and. quite another to drive a hired horse in the crowded streets of a bustling city, or along the macadam of Golden Gate Park. It is not to be denied that the public never hear of one" -half ,the accidents that take place at the park, and that more are not of frequent cmourrence in the space around the band stand is dim more to the inter- vention of Providence than to the good driving of wonien who push themselves into thee throng of vehicles. Were the danget only thatpf a runaway horse, it might be shorn 6f serious results, for a strong, firm hand may so control and guide a runaway horse as to keep the rig right side up on the road. But few wo- men have enough strength in their wrists to be able to hold in a horse, and the very way they urive, sawing on the bits, dilating and chirruping, and flap- ping the reins on the horse's back, s enough to make any self-respecting ani- mal take the bit in his teeth and run away. Women take risks thab veteran drivers would pass by with averted eyes. For instance, last week two ladies went oat driving in the park. They attempt- ed the ascent of Strawberry Hill despite the fact that a little steam-engine was toot-too-tooing on the road and strain oi dirt cars pulling out. "I'm afraid going Temple's to shv," said the driver, "I think we're off the grade as it is," said the other. With that the driller stepped nimbly to the ground, hewn n the reins to her companion, Her idea was to take the horse by the bridle, It was too late ; te.e whole team. was plung- ing down the steep grade on the side of the road, the horse describing a semi- eircle as he dragged the buggy around in Ms mad endee-yor to escape from the steam engine. Over turned the buggy, out shot the only occupant of the vehicle, end flying upward and then downward ugh space, landed on her head, face foie eoet. The foree was terrifie, a,nd that her lock was not broken is a ray - story. W(.1uan fashion, the other stood on the bank, yelling and screaming at the top of her voice, 'Look out, look out for the buggy !" It was surprising how fast the one who had been dashed to the earth managed. to roll out of the way of the descending wreck—for having been thrown, ehe ' had got there first, so to speak. Her first aet was to feel her nose, to see if that member was broken. As the two women footed it to the cars from Strawberry Hill, leaving the horse and the wreek in the care of the workmen, the driver said, "Well, I didn't think Temple would do that, although, to be save, he did spill me out by the alms- house last week." No, women haven't much horse sense. CONE, PLTE I ETE SMITH was, or had been, at one of the villages on the a miner, liut at the time at which tlais story opens had been for some years resident V Texan frontier, in order, pre- sumably, to enjoy the advan- tages of civilization, but possibly because he found from sad experience that those who were going to the mines had more money than those who came back and that there was a good deal more profit in selling mining outfits to intending ex- plorers than in mining on his own ac- count. Anyway, he was recognized as the leading authority on mines and min- ing in the town and his advice and as- sistance were much sought after by the meta,- would-be millionaires, who hoped, with Pete's help, to accumulate a fortune with pan and shovel. He was a queer, silent man; tall and lean, with dark, questioning eyes that produced a most uncomfortable, creepy feeling when you looked into them; a face that the modern descriptive writer would term a "strong" one, though his companions respected him more for the strength of his muscles than of his fea- tures; for that attribute had been made unpleasanbly apparent to not a few of them. His evenings were invariably spent in the saloon down at the corner, where he was noted for ono peculiarity. Every night when the clock struck nine Pete would rise from Ms seat, knock the ashes out of his pipe and with a muttered "good night" leave the room. It mat- tered not who was there or what was go- ing on, every night at the same hour he strode out and none cared to ask him the reason why; for his story was well known to most of them and was sure to be the first of the traditions of the place that newcomers would be regaled with. Years ago, the old-timers would telt you, when Pete came to the settlement he brought his young wife with him, a fair, slight girl, with light brown hair and great gray eyes that had taken Pete's heart captive a few months before. Not a well assorted couple, you say? Yes, they were ,• for she loved Pete and he fairly worshipped the ground she trod on ; they Were always together and never seemed as happy anywhere as in each other's company. In the evenings Pete wonld often light his pipe and stroll down to the tavern and join in the song and story with a cheerfulness that be- tokened the absence of all care, and every evening when he did so the little woman he loved, when her evening's work was done, would throw a shawl over her shoulders and follow bit; punctually at nine she would put her head in at the saloon door and call, "Come, Pete," and her husband never failed to rise and fol- low her. This wont on for a couple of years or so, till one day it was whispered around the village that "Pete's woman" was sick, for the blinds in the store were pulled down and kindhearted women silently shook their heads as they passed each other on the narrow path leading to Pete's house. Indoors Pete sat by his wife's side holding both her hands in his, and barely comprehending what the doc- tor meant when he hinted something about sending for a clergyman; then they called him aside and told him plain- ly that she was dying. There was no outcry and no paroxysm of grief—his eyes were dry, and yet twenty years of life seemed to have passed over him as with bowed head and faltering step he went back to his place beside the uncon- scious form of his darling. Suddenly she opened her eyes and saw him ; raising herself with a tremendous effort she drew him towards her with her arms around his neck and whispered: "Come, Pete !" . • • There was a general belief in the vil- lage that Pete's wife still came for him night after night as she had done in her lifetime. Some few there were who ridi- culed the notion, but their incredulity was more than counterbalanced by the testimony of others who averred that they had seen the latch of the door move before Pete touched it, and one went so far as to say that he had seen the door. open of itself to permit him to pass out Be that as it may, no one ever offered to walk home with him, nor would any one of them dare to g? to his house after his return home at night. No one cared to arouse his anger by asking him about it, and he never in any way referred to the matter or gave the curious any inkling as to whether he went home alone or not. His heart knew its own bitterness, and if that angelic presence put her hand in his anti nightly led him homeward along the familiar path, it was equally plaan that a stranger should not intermeddle with his joy Years we.ne on, and the tavern fre- quenters got used to Pete's ways and ceased to talk about his old, abrupf leave taking. In fact, they scarcely noticed it, so well understood was it that every night at 9 o'clock Pete would glance at the 'door, and ere tho clock finished strik- ing get up and go out. One clay, how- ever, the regular routine of their lives was interrupted. That afternoon. Pete had been out with a party of prospectors who were looking for a location. They were walking along the hese of it precip- itous mountain in ignorance of the fact that some miners were preparing to set a charge near the suinmit, each party be- ipg hidden from the other by intervening brush. A boulder lomined by the ex- plosion came tearing down the steep side of the monntain, and gathering speed as it came crashed through the light underbrush and struek Pete faidar lu the side, knocking hira S01180)OSS, Tenderly they piked luna up and carre4 him to the tavern, where tins (loci -or hast- ily summoned confirmed the wore,: fears of those who were not unite's'i to smile aecidente, "serious interniajuries; cannot live," They made him as com- fortable as they could and waited in. silence for some sign of returning eon-, scionsness• As the dock Ara* eight he opened his eyes and seemed to be count- ing the strokes, and painfully shook his head when they asleed him if they could get hina anything, 4.n hour passed amid silence broken only by the howling of the wind that rattledthe window' sashes and drove the dust in blinding clouds along the deserted road, With the first stroke of nine ho opened hie eyes onee more, reised his arm as if to embrace someone, and almost sh,outed, 00— A. terrific gusb of wind. that made the building shake and quiver drowned his voice. It burst open the frail latch of the door and extinguished the solitary oil lamp that had flieleered and spluttered in the draft; and when, the terrified watchers closed the door and re -lighted the lamp, they saw by the calm smile ott his face that all was over. Pete had come, RHEUMATISM AND DYSPEPSIA. A 00.11BINATAON OF TROUBLES WRkfail MADE LIFE MISERABLE. Mr. Eli Joyce Relates His Experience With These Troubles—Coutd Not Re- tain Food and Was Thought to be Beyond Hope of Cure — Bet Relief Came and He is No w a Weil Man. From the Coaticook (Que.) Observer. The readers of the Observer have be- come familiar with the remarkable cures effected by the use of Dr. Williams' 'Pink Pills for Pale People through their re- cital in these columns, as taken from other reputable newspapers. It is now our purpose to tell them of a care, hardly . short of miraculous, which was effected on a person with whom many of our read- ers are acquainted. We refer to Mr. Eli Joyce, formerly of Dixville, but now liv- ing at Averil, Vt. A few days ago we saw Mr. Joyce and asked him about his recovery. He stated tha,t for four or five years he had been afflicted with rheuma- tism and dyspepsia. He was laid up and unable to do anything on an aver- age four months in a year, and was constantly growing worse, although treated by good physicians and trying numerous remedies recommended. A year ago last August he was taken seri- ously ill while at his sister's, Mrs. Doll - off, of Dixville. He could not retain anything on his stomach and the phy- sicians who attended him were powerless in improving his condition. One of them stated that he had cancer of the stomach and could not live long. It was while in this precarious condition that he deter- mined to try Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills, and before long he was able to retain food on his stomach. His pain gradually be- came less . and in six weeks' time he was back to his home in Averil, feeling that he had obtained a new lease of life. He continued taking the Pink Pills for some time longer, and gained so much in health and. strength that he is now able to do the hardest kind of a day's work, and. he frankly gives Dr. Williams' Pink Pills all the credit for his rejuvenated condition, and says he believes their timely use saved his life. The Observer has verified his story through several of his neighbors, who say that it was thought thiethe was at the point of death when he began the use of Pink Pills; in fact when we mentioned his case to one of the doctors who had attended hire he said he supposed he was dead long ago. When such strong tributes as these can be had to the wonderful merit of Pink Pills, it is little wonder that their sales reach such enormous proportions, and that they are the favorite remedy with all classes. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are an unfailing specific •for locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, scia- tica, neuralgia'rheumatism, nervous headache, ehe after effects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, nervous pros- tration, all diseases depending upon vit- iated humors in the blood, stich as sera - ala, chronic erysipelas etc. They are also a specific for troubles peculiar to females, such as suppressions, irregular- ities and all forms of weakness. In men theyeffect a radical cure in all troubles arising from mental worry, overwork, or excesses of any nature. • Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are manufac- tured by the Dr. Williams Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont., and Sche- nectady, N. Y., sold in boxes (never in loose form by the dozen or hundred and the public are cautioned against numer- 011e imitations sold in this 'Shape) at 50c, a box or six boxes for $2.50, and may be had of all druggists or direct by- mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, at either address. Salt Lake City is one of the most beau- tiful in the United States. It was laid out when land -was worthless, the streets are wide and each has a rivulet running through it. ofW., THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY FOR MAN OR BEAST. certain In its effects and never blisters: Read proofs below: KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE . ..poiNt L. I., N.Y., Zen. IS, 1894. , Dr. B. 3. Keennet co. GazOstrieit—I bought a splendid bay horse some title ag.t. With a SOn.Viiii. got Min fer$30. I Utied Kendall's eptritin cere. Slia.Vin is gone now and I have been ,offered $150 for the same here. I owe had him nide Weeks, 851 got $1,20fOr Using $2 Worth of Kendall's Spavin Cure. Malta tient ev. S. ItIASSDEEK „ . . KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE tlinksar, mos., Dee. 16,1895. Dr. S. Y. KiMmut 00, have Used your Kendall'n Spavin Ours With good Success for Cing* On WO horses and It Lithe beet Liniment I have over :Med. Yotirli truly, Atroilin PARDERIOlt. Pldee 01 per Bottle. Itor &deer MI Druggists, or address KENDAZI, 00.711.V4NZ tNOSBURGH FALLS, VT•