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They only looked at eaeh other and winked as they went an with their work. Ben was turning the grindstone for the hired man to sharpen his scythe. Ned was slowly pouring on the water in a tiny stream from the tin dipper. Across the yard little Annie was swinging on the stout gate at the end of the gravel walk, Every time the gate swung out beyond the hedge which separated the farm from the grass -bordered village road, the little girl took a long look down the road ; and when, at the other end of the exhilarat- ing little journey, 'it that together with a sharp hang that would have jerked aless experienced rider from h r position, the child glanced up at the window where mamma sat sewing, and then to the door of the shed near which her brothers were at work, and shook her small head in a way that- clearly said, " Not Yet." Cousin Archie was corning from the city to sPeed a few weeks on the farm. Paps. had gone to the station to meet him; memma had cooked great pans of cookies and dough- nuts, and baked several extra pies and a chocolate layer cake ; and the two boys,Ben and Ned, were prepared to slip behind the barn out of sight at a moment's notice, At last came a glad cry from the gate " here they come: here they come t" A flying figure disappeared up the road, to return seated in triumph an her father's knee, driving with her small brown hands the noble span of great farm horses. " Archie had never seen a cow milked," his mother had written, " or watched the hen with her chickens, or seen the pigs fed, or heard the croaking of the frogs,orpicked berries. l'm sure he will be very happy with you, for he is always eager to learn, and hie cousins can teach him so much that will be new and interestiug." " Suoh a little greonie 1' Ben had said, with much importance. " Probably he won't know a hen frotn a turkey, and will think that pigs ought to take a morning bath every day before breakfast 1" Ben was thirteen years old,andso was, of course, very wise—at least so thought Ned, who was only eleven, and Annie, who was but nine—just Archie's age, Want to go after the cows with us?" invited Ben, soon after Arehie's arrivalthat afternoon, "Yes, indeed," assented Archie. "Where are they?" "They're attending a social down by the bars," said Ben. "We can't send the car- riage for them to -night, so we'll have to go down and see them home." "How funny he talks," thought Archie. He must lie a verydroll boy. I'm euro I shall like him," but he said nothing, "Took it all in, didn't ho?" chuckled Ned. " Hell learn some things before lies a day older'," Cows look solarge when they are coming straight toward you 1" Archin :vas not in the least used to such familiarity; and al- though his cousins would have been more terror-stricken in crossing Broadway, they were greatly amused to see him dodge and make for a stone wall when a peaceful old cow came lounging towards him, " Wave your grins at 'em," instructed little Annie; you can shoo 'em 'most as easy as hens 1" " Now," asked Ben, "which shall I show you first—the one fron, which we milk mo- lasses, or the one which gives kerosene ?" "Ha 1 ha 1 hal" laughed Archie, cordial- ly. " What a droll boy you are 1 : But Cousin Ben, I wish you'd just hold one of their mouths open a moment, so I could look down and see the gullet where the cud goes first." What do you mean, Cousin'Archie ?" Annie asked. " Why, you know the cow carries a sort of lunch-backet around with her," •oxplain ed Archie, merrily. "When she finds a nice clump of grass she bites it off and rolls it up with her tongue into a ball, and peeks THEE,.X1+;TER, TI\IE.S. A.pule isnealevercTitnrsliv tuornu;, it TI MES STEAM PRINTINQQ HOUSE A1aiu-atreot,uearly olmoaite 3'itton's Jewotery bwie,Eseter, 'J.tr.,Ly:.folnt AVitite Sena, Fr7- pr:otors. nevus Or AnrEnTtscto FiIattnaertian, perdue., ....10 cents n Tech subseeueatinsertir+.,r..... scents, To ;nsure tusertion, alverticemen s shoull oesent in nottaterteats tVedneadasr morning QurJOR PRINT ENG D P t'Mill NT Ls oli elthe largest an.t bast equipped in the County o' Heran,'+ll irJraeetrattes ..' US wiI1r ]i:r? no r prompt u tte.: t io n. Deesions Regarding. p Lpers. elAy per son wito ta.e.esa paparreaularlyfro n the post.ottice,wh.th r dirtwted to tis name or crib -d or - o.not + "pothers or whether he uric �u � is responsible for pay ment, 2If a �rsoao enters his ha er diecoa nue d he must pay all arrears or the publisher may ontinue'tosend it until the payment is made, nd then collect the whole ;mount, whether o paper is taken from the office or not. 3 In sults for subscriptions, the suit may bo nstituted In the place where the paper is pub ached, although the subscriber may reside hundreds of utiles away. { The coarts have derided that refusing to al: newspapers orperiudicais from the post- eiUic.+.ar removing and leaving them uncalled seprfina facie'ovidence of intentional fraud ;+Yews- nide from the horns and bones, and knife handles and combs and brushes." '' Dear me 1" cried Annie, with shining eyes, " s'o inany things," countingtheta On her fingers ; " beef and milk—anthey use milk for ever so many thiugs—butter and cheese and lee -cream !" smacking her lips, " Do you like cream on berries, Arohie?" she asked, suddenly, " Yes, indeed 1" replied Arohie "I sup- pose your cream is 80 much better than that we have, I shall hardly know what it is. We usacondensed milk to make ice- cream ; but new cream must be rnurli nicer. " There, just notice that hen," oried Ben, determined not to relinquish hie scheme without one more attempt. "That hen, roosting on the apple tree, hasn't got a tooth in her head 1" " She must keep them in her stomach," laughed Arohie. Then, thinking that if this was the style of joking his cousins en- joyed he would join in it, he added,. "And not a single one of your cows has any front teeth in the upper jaw.» Oh, yes, they have, said Ned, quickly. Our eows are all rih.t."' And Ben asked, "What makes you think so" " Why, don't you know?" asked the young. natural history enthusiast, eyeing them in surprise. " A cow never has any trout teeth in her upper jaw." "Is that so?" said Ben, carelessly, trying to conceal his ignorance and chagrin. "Per- haps we'd better go in to supper now, Couafn Archie." Then he added, heartily, "I'm awful glad. you're going to spend a few weeks with us. You've had a chance to learn so much that we never thought of. We shall have jolly times together." " I knew we would 1" exclaimed Archie, cordially, "because you could teach me so many things I don't know. Now, I can hardly tell a pear tree from an apple or cherry tree." " Is that ao 2" asked Ben, however, with much respect even for his cousin's igno- rance. " Well, perhaps we can teach you some things, " Well 1 well 1" chuckled the hired man, as he strained the white foaming froth from the miIk. 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It issaid that the tenth. oxides who control the Russian navy were not satisfied with the splurgethey made on that occasion, and that they felt that the wind was somewhat taken out of their sails by the British squadron. Accordingly they determined to have a naval demon- stration all to themselves, and they are now malting ib with their three big ships in New York harbour, A great deal of hob-nobbing is going on between the Rus- sian officers and officers of the United States navy which is apparently giving a good deal of pleasure to both, and some of the newspapers, contrary to ordinary usage, are serving up the things the nautical men say, adding deductions of their own, and weaving the circum stances together in a highly romantic and heroin way, which no doubt is very pleasing to impulsive and thoughtless peo ple. As a rule the talk of soldiers and sailors is not considered by men of affairs as of much consequence, shwa the business of soldiers and sailors is not to talk, but tc obey orders and to fight and the more they "shoot off their mouth "—to use anexpreee sive colloquialism --the less are they likely to shoot off anything else ° with effect. A paragraphist of the New York Times, how- ever, tapes the talk of certain swath -buek- lering nautical men aboard these Russian ships with profouud seriousness, and treats it as if it were the utterance of a diplomat empowered to say something. To begin with, the New York Times evolves from its own coneciouaness the news that the Rue. sign Government is going to maintain a permanent fleet of warships in United States waters. Theu oopies of the paper containing this remarkable intelligence find their way aboard the Russian ships, They aro followed by the enterprising young man from the Times office, who is anxious first to observe the effect of the tidings on the Russian otfleere, and then to record their remarks upon it. We are told that the officers were delighted with the news, and e,t once began a conversation on aprobable impending alliance between the United States and Russia. Inasmuch, they declared, as England is the "nat- ural enemy" of the United States and the greatest enemy Russia possesses, then the 'United States and Russia are by the nature of things bound in friendship aainst acom- mon foe, They gravecyargnedon the signs that all point to Russia and the United States finally possessing the entire world," Then they relapsed into the friendliest 3 of conversation, Two old maids over their tea could not have been more confidential, "Yon have," said one prominent officer in the Russian fleet to the New York Times' representative, "your wild West, We have our wild East. You are settling up anis developing the wild. West. We are doing likewise 'yeah our wild East. Soon your wild Weet and our wild East will meet. The meeting will be to your west- ward and to our eastward, Who knows but that some day our two countries may be neighbours and meet, save for the inter- vening Atlantic, to your eastwardandtoour westward?" Tliat "" save for the interven- ing Atlantic" is a fie and artless touch. It apparently means that some day Russia hopes to get her warships into the Medi- terranean, which she cannot do now, and to wipe out the map of Europe in a compre- hensive manner. Bata few things would happen before that could take place. Waiving the general absurdity of this kind of talk on economic grounds, and the wild improbability of the United States quarrelling with some et their beat eustain- ers, the incongruity et an alliance between the republic to the south of us and the half - civilized and benighted despotism of the Muscovite is what is likely to strike the average reader as the most remarkable feature of these prognostications. The crimes of the house of Romanoff tower to the heavens, and may be said to exceed the evil deeds of any dynasty against the liber- ties of mankind. It is officially announced that it is the policy of the Russian Govern- ment to " Russify Russia," at any cost of human misery; that it intends, in fact, v io- lentlY to compel its whole populationto think in Russian, to profess the orthodox Russian faith, and to live after the Russian manner in all things, as distinguished (from the manner of " the West.") 'rhe West,, indeed, is only mentioned officially with abhorrence, and is declared to be tainted not only with Liberalism. but with habits of thought as to the constitution of society utterly inconsistent with the ideas which it is the miasion of Holy Russia to diffuse. In order to sea how cruelly this work of despotism has been carried on, we have only to turn to the history of the Fin- landers, the Poles, the Russian Jews, and the Stundists, in which its record is traced in characters of blood and tears. How auy sort of an alliance could ever be arranged between a despotism the basis of which is the supposed divine right of one man to eovern millions, irrespective of law or ad- ministration, and a country like the United States, which professes to believe in liberty and progress, is a difficulty which must sometimes occur even to the amus ng writer who describes the Russian warships and their officers in the New YorkTimes. GRAPPLING 'WITS A MANIAO• A. rhysieiait s Short Bat Peart ui fiche rlenee In au Ambulance. Hospital physicians have sometimes the most thrilling adventures, as the one re- eounted to me by a member of the profese sion will show, says a writer in the Phila- delphia Inquirer. " A call for an ambo- lance and a physician came iniate the other night, and as I was on duty I hurried to the spot, ,vhieh is one of tate dreariest in the outskirts of the city." he eaid. "When hen I arrived eat the place I found a man in the most terrible delirium I ever •satin. The po- 1'leeman and myself managed to get him into the ambulance and strapped him to the floor. I then got in with him and started for the hospital. " We were well en our way and the prisoner was quiet, when suddenly, with a terrific effort, the madman burstthe straps which held him to the floor and sprang at me. I cried to the driver to hurry Auden - tared into a conflict with my assailant. It was horrible. Twice he almost overpow- ered mo, and once his fingers were eie t in fixed self tree and finally I shookm y oat.. mythroat. to pin hint toy the floor with my kneeson his breast and my fingers grasping his windpipe. " All this time the ambulance pitched and tossed like a ship in a storm as the driver went at a full gallop through the streets. Some 10 minutes after I had mastered my antagonist we arrived at the hospital. The maniac and myself were dragged out moro dead than alivo, but the memory of that 10 minutes is one of the most horrible things in my whole life." Young, middle-aged or old men suffering from the effects of lollies and excesses, restored to perfect health, manhood and vigor, OLD DR, aORDON'S REEDY roRE� it away in a kind of a pouoh. Then when she's away where she can't feed she brings it up, and chews and chews on it, and that time it goes down into her stomach and is digested I wonder"—he broke off, turn- ing to the boys—" if a row ever chews the same cud over twice? Does she?" " I'm sure I don's know," confessed Ben. Caws had always been so familiar to them that neither Ben or Ned had ever thought of studying them in this way. :"cud," announc- ed in her ct ' ow is w, This c g ed Ben, rather ashamed not to do what his cousin asked, yet not daring to attempt it. Down on his knees Archie watched eager- ly. " Why," he said, in surprise, " she seems to bring it up from somewhere near her stomach. I thought perhaps she had a pouch in her cheeks, same as the little harvest mouse and some kinds of monkeys have." Ben was making a great show of letting one of the cows lap salt from his hand. ." How brave you are 1" cried his small cousin. " Do yon suppose I'll ever dare do it?" " It's easy enough," answered Ned, giving another cors a handful of meal. "They like salt and meal." ., Yes, I know they like salt. No animal could live without it. But don't you think the cow is the most interesting animal you know ?" " Oh, no," answered Ben, quickly. I like elephants, and tigers, and lions 1 Did you ever see any of them ?" " Oh, yes," answered Archie, simply ; " we learn about all the animals in school and in our. Natural History Club. . Why, even when I was a baby in the kindergar- ten we learned all the uses of the cow, aren't there Iota of them? And yet I'd never seen a cow milked, or been very near one, __Isn't it stran ge ?" "'The cows and oxen aren't so useful now as they used to be," instructed Ben, wisely. " You don't see many oxen used around here. 0f course they still get milk and all kinds of beef from them, and leather, but that's about TETE BRITISH 1N UGANDA. Herr Engen Wolf the special oorrespend- ant of the "Berliner Tagehlatt,}in Uganda, has sent to Berlin a comprehensive account of the plans of the British Comissioner, Sir Gerald Portal. These include the cone struction of three large military reale. The first of these is to run from the Nile to Kampala, the second from Kampala, through the provinces of 1M1ugema, Kaima Kasuju, Katambala, and Suigo, to the fort in South Unyoro, and the third, branching off in Katambala, to the middle of the Roman Catholic province of Bnddu. Half- way houses are to be erected. 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The Jacquard machine, as is well known, permits the weaving of the most complicat- ed patterns enabling manufacturers of textile fabrics to produce the most tasteful and each of all chine was g years ago, The interesting, fact is shown in the e mi- gration and immigration returns of Great Britain and Ireland for last year, t hat while the native population is leaving : in hundreds of thousands for the States and British coloniesthere is a considerable in flux of immigrants into the United "Ring, dom, coming for permanent settlement. Lastyear 210,042 British and Irish left their homes. In the same period 22,137 aliens, iron the continent of Europe, ar- rived in the 'United Kingdom "for. per- manent settlement." Very many thousands of aliens pass through England en route to America, but the 22,137 were definitely traced as taking up their permanent home in the country. Life and Death. 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" But," said he, come forth into my vineyard ; let us get among the grapes and sunshine. So he led the way with tottering steps, and sitting down at his side I told him I was an Eng- lishman, and as he was a most ingenious man ,I kad come to see him. '"Well, I am proud of a visit front an Englishman. If I have done any real good, I awe the first to England. It was an Englishnewspaper that led me to occupy my thoughts with mechanical improvements, and, but for that, it is probable I should still have been a straw hat maker in some obscure street in Lyons, It was during the peace of Amiens that a translated extract from AN ENGLISH NEwsrArEt mob nig eye offering a premium, by some society in London, to any ono who could apply machinery for the production of nets. After many attempts, I made a machine which produced a perfect net and, some how, thought no more about it. ,The net I carried about with me in my pocket, arid one day the question was put to me by a friend what would I do with my machine. I gave hint the net as my answer. Time went on, and I was sarprised at receiving an order from the prefect to see him as soon as possible. I went : he produced my net and said, ' I have orders from the Emperor to send your machine to Paris.' `From the Emperor 1 That's strange; You see it is all in pieces and I must have time to put it together again.' Very soon. I managed the affair, and trudged off with it d a half -made net to the prefect. I bade him count the number of loops and then strike the bar with his foot, when another loop was added to the number. Great was his delight—and the interview ended by the words, Yon shall hear more about this thanyou are aware of just now ;' and I did, in a ay that perplexed nee not a little. Tho prefect sent for me and said, You must go to Paris, M. Jacquard, by his Majesty's orders.' ' To Paris; sir 1 How the deuce can I 1 What have I .done?' ;,, "Not only must you go to Paris, but to- day, immediately.' Well, then,' I answer- ed, 'I will, go home, see my wife, pack some clothing, and—' You will not go home,thereis a carriage now waiting to take : you ; my .orders are imperative to send you on at once; I will provide you with money tend all you re dire.' I jumped into the carriage and:awa full gallop, to eover the 150 leagues to Paris firat station, I opened the door t but was stopped by a gendarme. you please, you are not to go sight.. Fotlisn alYSELR A PIOSo On we went, and for the first ti life, I found myself in Faris, an indeed, was my introduction ther been taken direct to Napoleon a the latter said to me suddeal; the man that can do wh cannot? Can you tie a kn - ?' - the stretch 1 wits eonfou not answer. The Emperor bashful, my (nam, speak up you.' In answer I said, and some place as a worksh try what can be done. At the pperb shawl was to be woven fortl Josephme, and for its produotio constructing a very costly and loom, upon which the sum of to sand francs had already been ex recollected having seen a model son, in which was a principle might be made o serve a purpo my mind, and,' t* intense ap produced the machine bearing The Emperor conferred this upon me which you see upon and a pension of one thousand er on my return to Lyons, I was r an infuriated mob of weavers, wi that I had doomed them and the to starvation. Three plots were sassinate me, and twice, with d escaped with my life, and so stro .prejudice against me, that my were openly destroyed by order o lic authorities in the great aqua city. The iron was sold for scrap, for fire lighting. Tracie declined the successful competi tion of forei as a last resource, I was begged, and continually supplicated, to other experiment. 1 succeeded greater beauty were produced at' cost; the dawn of prosperity se' continted to shine. I have lin thousands made. It has given tens of thousands, and I thank gave me the intellect and !reser,/ to be a public benefactor." The solid nutriment in an egg ail third of its weight, Isaac Haynes, of near Loyds exhibits a strawberry greern on which measurers 4g, niches in enoe, Types are not used in printin newspapers. The `copy' is gi expert penman.Who writes it o The 7arious1'+trticles are then a page-forrwf and lithography mut copies. 3' n ti t, y es s< -1 he es ub- th ood to and; ted, an' of wer Aird; . see to vyhc life Is one hap infer' siva to an fly. edits the