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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-11-26, Page 7747 - TALKS 'WELL OF US, Lady 4beidetsii'v Though ()nada 'With 5 lidek Ended, SPEW TN BRITISH OOLUMBIA. apanada is a Great Ostintre nd Rae a Great Future, PACY3 e'llyront "Onward and 'Upward" for November.) And now we have come to the last part . of the trip through which I have endeavored 'to act as your conductor. And if I have .1felt myself inefficient in that capacity dar- ling the earlier parte of our journey, still nnore do a feel the impossibility of doing ijustice to all the gloriee of the scenery through which we shall rarity pass. For even•the prairies of the Northwest prim themeelves to be not so limitless as they appear to those travereing their vast extcut day after day, and one night, as we peep out of our berths behind the closed blinds of the oar, we find ourselves stand- ing still at the very foot of the Rockies. In the conflicting light of the stars and early dawn, we see ourselves .guarded by three high purple peaks, known .aa the Three Sisters, and we feel ourselves ,once more safe at home in the bosom of the mountains, Soon the heavy engine, which is to pant up the steep inclines in front of us comes, and hooks us on, and all day long, as we clamber the snow-covered Rockies, and steam on slowly through the heart of the Selkirks, Along the Columbia river, and the wild waters which sweep ctown the Kicking -Horse Pass, and. pass under the shade of the crags of huge " Sir Donald," we rush about from side to side, and from end to ()pd. of our ear, attempting, if not to photograph or sketch, , at least to imprint some memory of the magnificent panorama unrolling itself before our eyes. But all in vain 1. There is such a thing as being surfeited with floe scenery, and it is a transgression against nature to hurry, as we did, through these glorious scenes. All that remains ROW is a remembrance 'of towering snow-capped peaks rearing themselves up in all their strength above us, and stretches of mountains changing in the varying light of sun and cloud, from palest blues and greys to rich tones of yellow and red and purple, - as we come nearer, and as the autumn foliage shows itself blending with the deep browns and blueishgreen colors of the waters foaming below. To appreciate ., scenery such as this frequent halts should be made, and time should be allowed for athe eye and mind to drink in and realize • what is before them. Solitude too, and . deep, unbroken stillness, are needed, if you would be in harmony with these surround- ings, if you would have nature lead you up irresistibly to nature's God, if you would be , able from your heart to how youreelf down and say r ' Theme aro Thy glorious work', Parent a good, Almighty, Thine this universal frame, ' These, wondrous fair ! Thyself, how wondrous then! , Unspeakable 1 who sits above these heavens To us invisible, or dimly seen' In these Thy lowest works, yet these Declare Thy goodness beyond thought And power divine. • This year we hope to be able to stop at various places on this route, for a dayat any rate, and perhaps then I shall be better fitted to ,be your guide on some future occasion. The only halt we did make in these regions we enjoyed immensely. It was at Banff, where the Government are forming a National Park, twenty-six miles long byten broad, and where the C. P. R. have put up a most eomfortable hotel, 4,000 feet above the sea, overlooking the Ben River. The #hotel is about one and a half miles from the atation. Our train arrived at the station about 1 a. m., and we shallnot soon forget the brisk drive in the bright, frosty . air, over snow -besprinkled grounds, amidst snow-covered mountains, with stars glim- • mering overhead. The hotel is a prettily - designed wooden building, capable of ac- commodating a hundred gnests, and in the large entrance hall a huge log -fire, crackling away on an open hearth, bids welcome to weary travellers from East and West, whatever hour of the night they may arrive. Well, we had what is termed in America "a lovely time" at Banff. The sun shone brilliantly, the air was exhilirating, and we made the most of our one day. We walked, and we sketched, and we kodriked—we visited the hot sulphur springs, which are much re- sorted to by invals, and which boil out of Ahe ground at different degrees of temper- ature from 92 deg. to 90 degs. Some of these look most tempting to the bather, the ,clean green -blue water bubbling into a 'large pool enclosed by high rocks, and the rays of the sun glinting through the open- . ins above. And in the afternoon Captain Harper, ene of the inspectors of the Mount- ed Police, came round with his break and four-in-hand, and took is for a drive • round the park, charioteering us most skil- fully up and down the steep roads, winding • round Tunnel Mountain, and showing us •many beautiful views. • The time for departure came all too soon, and as we were standing near the station sin the darkness waiting for the' arrival of the train, I heard a familiar Aberdeen- shire voice putting the question, " Do you remember ' Titaboutie ' ? " " Remem- ber • ' Titaboutie ' ! I should think we .did ! The voice belonged to a daughter of • one of Lord Aberdeen's Tarla,nd tenantsand we found that she and her sister had both s eome out to Canada. One was engaged at the Banff Sanatorium, the other was with her , brother on one. of Sir John Lister- ' Kaye's farms, and both said they liked the f- Country. It was a touch of home where we ‘ . had least expected it, but it was by no , 'means a solitary experience. Wherever we • went, • it • seemed . as if we met . " oor ain folk," and these same folk seem generally to get " the , guiding o't." That reflection should do more than fill our hearts with pride of old ' Scotland, it should bring home to those of us who are parents the additional responsi- bility of being parents of ohildren Who be- long to a race who seetn bound to rise to i high position and influence wherever they may go, the world over. The thought that , the destinies of countries fat away may one day • largely rest in our children's hands , should fill un with a noble ambition for them, that they may be able to say with - °there who have gone before— We muss the prairie ae et old The pilgrims crossed the sea, ' To make the West, as they tho East, The homestead of the free. •`We go to plant her coromon schools On distant prairie swells, And give the Sabbaths of the wilds The music of her bells. Unbearing, like the ark of old, 'Phe Bible in our van, 'We go to test the truth of God, Against the foes Of Man. Undoubtedly Scotehmen have largely had • to do with the making of Canada, and hap- pily they heve for the most part left their mark ob her for good. We find their names much associated, too, with the making of k this wonderful railway, by nieo.ns of which all this marvellous scenery is witnessed, Look at the picture we giVO 3701.1 of a speci- • men of a good road in these ports before the railwal dame, and then coo the iron road cut • though, or cut oat of the sithle 4 perpendicular cliffs, the workMen in oome ()egos having had to be lowered by ranee from above in order to get at their work, From side to Side of polling watere ho train Crosses on trestle bridges 4ike that of which we give you au illustratioat and Ands its way along ledges of rock, twieting and turniug in every direction op the brink of the precipices below. Oa some parts of the road great wooden ereetions, called !MOW - sheds (sennething of the character of tun- nels), have had to be put up to protect the line from snow in winter. By this means the road is ecarcely, if ever, blooked, even during heavy falls of %mow. And, bhus, by one device and another, and by the exercise of constant, vigilant inspection, this railway, though covering much an extent of country, and though having to face so many perilous places, can, up to the present time, thank- fully record tluab they have only lost the life of one passenger, and that wee in con- sequence of his standing on the steps of the Car after being warned by the conductor not to do so. I could tell you much of the glimpses we caught of life in British Columbia, of the Indians spearing the salmon of the China- men washing the sand for gold, of the vil- lages of both Indiane and Chinese, which are quite different to any other we had seen, and the curious burying -places, high up in the trees, which the Indians make for their dead. But I prefer to wait until I have seen more of all this, and will then gladly give you a paper or two, exclusively on British Columbia, if you ehould wish it. I will only ask you on this occasion to come straight on to the cities of Vancouver and Victoria, and take a look of these before we part. ' At Vancouver we were most hospitably entertained bythe Mayor, Mr, Oppen- heimer, and his wife, and, in addition to this,the Scotch and Irish residents combined together to give us a most hearty and kindly reception one evening. In this way we heard much of all that was doing in the place, and of its wonderful growth since the disastrous fire which utterely annihilated it five years ago. Within three months after the fire four hundred houses had been erected, and the progress has since been so rapid that there is now a population of 13,000. This is the more remarkable when we reflect that the site on which the town stands was coverer' with a dense forest of enormous pines, such as we now 800 just outeide the limits of present habitations. Their great roots have to be removed, and. the heavy wood and dead timber have to be cleared at an enormous expense before the land can be utilized, yet a great part of this forest is already parcelled out into building blocks, and is selling at a high price. And where the Douglas pine and the cedar flourished undisturbed but a few years ago, handsome streets are now formed, lighted with elec- tric light, and supplied with electric tram- cars. Most of the buildings are of wood, but there are a few principal streets where only stone or brick buildings may be erected. Great foresight is also being ehown by the municipal authorities in matters of sanitation and drainage, unlike some new towns, where such matters have been left to chance'and even in these early days a Public Park has been reit aside • with a circuit of ten miles, called after the present Governor-General, the Stanley Park. We had the advantage of being shown some of the country round Vancouver by an old friend whom I laad often seen dur- ing my childhood at my father's home in Inverness-shire. He came out here three years ago to see if this would be a good place for his sons, and liked ieso much that he eiever went back, but sent for hirennily to •join him. As he pointed d4 to us, the peninsula, on which Vancouver is situated on either side of her beautiful har- bor is bound to be built over and to become exceedingly valuable as the city develops under the increase of trade which must of necessity come, through its being the ter- minus of the C. P. R, and commanding the shortest route to Japan, China and India, by the new magnificent rstearnahips which are now running. Just ten weeks ago, the advantage of this route over any other was demonstrated by the Japanese mails reach- ing Queenstown in twenty days from leaving Yokohama. You may imagine the pride of the Vancouver people at seeing the Empress of Japan sail proudly in after a nine days' voyage from Yokohama. , The atmosphere of hope and faith in the future of their country makes British Col- umbiana a very delightful people. • There is a spirit of enterprise in the air which, • coupled to natural advantages, makes suc- cess a. certainty. This belief in the future was rather amusingly illustrated by a huge sign -board which we found stuck into the ground on the borders of a dense forest, with no house in sight. The notice ran thus: •nificont harbor of Esquimalt, three Miles from Victoria, the headquarters of the North Pacific squadron. gieveral warships Were riding at anchor, dding ono more touch fo the likeness to England. The Admiral of the fleet, Admiral lIotham, had been good enough to give us an invitation to tea on beard the flagship, the Warspite, eornmanded by Captain Had.worth Lamb - ton, and so here, on the Pacific Ocean, I tTA TAI3LE CIO$IP$ lie how lori 'and aWsflinvAlealoa(ratgiove, Afxldk thhee irroirit:Itoilfdtlifpgn'rittPaelic;td. held that hand As they strollen by sea -beat shore. 110 looked, at bee Ali, smiled and bowed; Si h' ant stare, 11)3aviedryrtnhYingn 114onv i s i bt board looked 131 oreltkteehd TPrestlikelps; 4e "111 ta(c tsialitsv:eiftleyrelaar'act'otl°tdiolaPms41:11 a b °lile f in its whiteness and brightness and e,hampo,gne. trimness, and the Admiral's room, in the eud bows of the ship, was like a drawing - room for cosiness and eemfort, a bright fire burning in a grate, and comfortable chairs and tables and ornaments, all looking Its if we were ashore. Admiral Hotbain gave a. high character to British Columbia ; he had been here for five inonths and this was only the seemid wet day he had seen—climate, people and all surroundings were amongst the pleasantest he hadknovea in his nautical wanderingta It was sad that we should not have the opportunity of seeing the place to full advantage, but our brief stay was full of enjoyments, including an evening at Gov- ernment Holm, and here, too, we met our friend, Professor Henry Drummond, who had jnet arrived from Australia and Japan, and who now joined our party for the home- ward trip. Here then, amidst the roses and fragrant breezes of this favored Isle, I must leave you, with many regrets that out trip has come to an end. It is a, hurried journey that we have taken, and we have had but glimpses of the inexhatuitable resources of this great coun- try. But if these little eketches have added somewhat to your knowledge of what Canada is, if it has inereased your pride in her, if it has kindled a desire to do what may be in you power to build up its for- tunes, I shall feel they have not been written in vain. The high moral and the religious character of her present population, the wise and true foundations that they are laying for future development and pros- perity inake one long that thosereinaiiting in the Old Country should thoroughly realize how much reason they have to rejoice in our common kinship, and that those thinking of coming out to Canada to try their fortunee should come with a hearty desire to do their utmost for the land of their adoption. There has been some disappointment this year at the increase of thepopule.tion during the last decade being only half a million. Still, all admit that the men seetlers are of a good stamp, and this, after all, is of far more importance than mere numbers. Strong in her sense of the future, she can afford to wait. As we sail down her rivers and lakes, and traverse her prairies, and climb her mountains, the poet Whittier's words haunt xis - 1 hear the tread of pioneers, Of nations yet to be, The first low wash of waves where soon Shall roll a human sea. Our eyes may not see this consummation, but we may join our prayers to those of a Cauadianpoet, with whose words I will close: Canada! Maple -land! Land of great moun- tains! Lake land and river land: Land 'twixt the seas! _ Grant us, God, hearts that are large as our heritage, Spirits as free as the breeze! There is a tide in the affairs of men, . Which, taken at its flood, leads on to fortune This is the tide of your Well Invest in the city of the future, Stoveston, Andbecome INOLLIONAUE. wonder whether we shall find thecity of Steveston an accomplished fact this year? We must tear ourselves away •from Van- couver and its beautiful surroundings with regret, and embark in the " Islander " for the five hours crossing to Victoria, under Captain Hulden's care. See Mount Baker raising its head high above the sunset clouds, all in a golden glory, and seeming isolated far above all the rest of the common world below. And there, opposite, are the peaks of the famed Olympic Range, standing out a deep blue against the sky, only hidden here and there by a light mist curling about their sides. So we sail out of Vancouver, and the sunset fades into moonlight over a delightful calm sea long before we reach Victoria, the beautiful capital of British Columbia. Is it indeed Victoria and Vancouver Island where we have arrived 7 Has not the" Islander" lost her way and brought us by a short route back to Eng land, and landed at Torquay? The re- semblance bas almost a touch of the ridicu- lous in it—the same scents, the same sort of greenness all round, the same sort of ferns and foliage arid surroundings, and en that day, at any rate, the same moiet feel- ing in the air, developing later on into a steady downpour. Then English voices and fames abound, and English customs pre- dominate so largely that the illusion would be complete if we were not recalled to our whereabouts by the presence of the Chinese pigtail everywhere, The residents of British Columbia, would be hard put to it if it*ere not for these same Chinese. Domestic servants are vety difficele to get, and even when obtained often give themselves such airs that the mistresses are glad to return to the Chinarnan, who will a.ct as cook, housemeid, waiter, groom and • gardener, all in one, without ming any trouble. Girls, however, who do come out, • and are ready to work and do what they are told, get very high wages. Labor gene- rally is very dear. An ordinary laboi.er Will get 10s. to 12s. a day, and mechanics and masons get ae much as 16s. to 20s. a day. We much regretted that the steady rain prevented tis from seeing all the beauties of the place. But the Governor of British Columbia and Mae Nelson and Sir Joeoph and Lady Truth were ready to help us to see all that could be seen. As it wits, the Governor kindly drove us down to the /Rag, —agYferin Igau6rgeon s4„Ynsk. the abstinence 00 —When a man realizes thA loecwianinlootettbi: famous there is soine hope thet down and be useful, thankful —If you have nothing elee to be for, be thankful that you can't alWadve read your best friends thoughts. Young GNosiltsflaelEtriwT au:s°w1olli:t gtoicie);Y— • " We all have got to die ; So while I stay upon the earth Flinty() exceedingly high." So wen did ho this theory Of living high expound, That N) hen he died his feet were all; Of six feet from the ground. — That's what you might call cutting baisgboil.welh" said the surgeon RS he lanced a A piano is a moral thing, Viewed in whatever light, For if you find it is not square, It's sure to be upright. —Jimmy—Pa, I wieh I could be a pirate - and. sail the Spenish main and scuttle ships. Mr. Scrimp—Well, you just take this scuttle and sail down cellar and pirate some coal from Smith's bin. • —A tiger in Belgrade tore his keeper to pieces. The last words of the poor man were: " It's tough on me, but it'll be the making of the show." Grant us Thy fear, that: w k in humility, Fear that is rev'rent. not fear that is base; Grant to us righteousness, wisdom, prosperity, Peace—if unstained by disgrace. Grant us Thy love, and the love of our country ; Grant us Thy strength, for our strength's m Thy name ; Shield US from danger, from every adversity, Shield us, 0 Father, from shame. Last born of nations ! The offspring of free- dom! Hoir to wide prairies, nick forests, red. gold ! God grant us wisdom to value our birthright, Courage to guard. what we own. Don't Monkey With the Onake! It is 13to.ted that a rattle-snakecannot bite if held up by the taiL Would you like to put the statement to a, practical test? Probably not; but how often do you take far greater risks? A snake -bite is not the only means of introducing poison into the system. If your liver is sluggish, it fails to remove the impurities from the blood which passes through it, and deadly poisons are thus thrown into the circulation, all the more daagerous because they are insidious. If your blood is impure, if yeur liver is out of order, if you have blotches, pimples, boils or eruptions "don't monkey with the snake !" Take Di.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, the only specific: against all blood -poisons, no matter of what name or nature. It is sold under a positive guaran- tee that it will benefit or cure, or your money will be refunded. Competition. In order to ascertain the views of chemists throughout Great Britain as to which of the remedies for outward application had the largest sale and greatest popularity, The Chemist and Druggist instisuted a post card competition, each dealer to name OR a post card the preparation which had the largest sale and was the most popular with cus- tomers, and the publisher received 635 of these cards, with the following results: St. Jacobs Oil... .. . .... 384 Ellima,n's Embrocation 172 Holloway's Ointment 32 • Allcook's Plasters 19 Bow's Liniment ..... ..... 7 • Pain Killer 7 Vaseline ,Cutieura. • ... Scattering . 8 The Increase of Crime. Detroit News : • The growth of the criminal class, so-called, is a question that has engaged the attention of the Pro- fessional reformers for some years back, almost to the exclusion of the other subjects of kindred interest. The prison reform congresses that are held every year under the presidency of Mr. R. B. Hayes, of Fremont, 0., and in the presence of Mr. Levi L. Barbour, of this city, are annually forced to bewail the way the world is going to the bad. Every year the people who will do bad things get ahead of. the reform- ers by so many and so many hundredths per cent. They may measure them up by the Bertillion system, classify and codify and differentiate them, put them in jail under indeterminate sentences, and do what they will, but the professional reformers find the crime wave rolling up in size and violence, now here, now there, now every- where, to their confusion. Au Editorial Pet. Switchman's Journal: There is a man in our town and he is wondrous wise; when - e'er he writes the printer man he dotteth all his i's. And when he dotteth all of them, with great sangfroid and ease, ho punctuates each paragraph, and crosses all his t's. Upon one side alone be writes, end never rolls his leaves; and from the man of ink` a, smile, and inark " insert " receives. And when a question he doth ask (taught wisely had he been), he cloth the good penny stampafor postage back, put in. Four Tears Married. .Puch : " Blusher is the moot bashful man I ever knew," "Well, how on earth did he over come to get married ? " "Ho was too bashful to refuse." . 4 . 2 Total ...... 635 The Meek iPairensent !Unite:Allay. Ottawa, Free .Press : Western physicians have come to the conclusion that cedar block pavements are prejudicial to ..public health in those cities where they are in use, as they harbor the germs of typhoid and other diseases. There is talk of tearing up the cedar pavements which have been put down at great expense in Toronto. Allover the country the cedar block pavement is being condemned, and the general concen- sus of opinion is that in those cities which cannot afford granite or solid asphalt good brink is about the best material for paving streets. Brick pavements last Nada are easily repaired, and no objection can be urged to them on sanitary grounds. Der llabby's Tenclikogs. New York Weekly : Friend—Why do you get married 00 soon after the death of your husband? Widow—My dear, if there was any one thiug that my poor dead and gone husband insisted upon, in season and out, it was that I should never pat off till to -morrow what I could do to -day. a e0,4 WITROUT AN EQUAL. • TJACO,BS 01 RHEirgVi*Tiard, Vetraes, A fiqg f,reAse\ kft LIJNIE3ACO, ea/7;1543A SCIATICA, Sprains, Bruises, Burns, Swellings, T E CHARLES A. VOCELER COMPANY, Baitinnore, Md. Canadian Oepat: TORONTO, ONT. Ithfv1:7•,:',4.-tr.ml!,0).;,4,4,8, • e-; .,” TRhPE MARK IVEUITALWA, „ isseie GUY LIE ADOPT IT? Reasons Given bychruerneitl.e for Not Going to iniglainyyollsoaull Mt going to church this morn - Ali, yes; r see. " The music is not good "; that's a pity; that's' what you are going to church for, to hear the music. And the less wo pay, the better music we demand. "And the pews are not poinfortable " ; that's too bad ---the Sabbath is a day of rest and we go to church to repose. The less we do during the week, the more rest we clamor for on Sabbath. "The church is so far away; it is too far to walk, and you detest riding in a street car, and they're always crowded on Sab- bath." This is indeed distressing; some- times when I think how much farther away heaven is than the church, and that there are no conveyances on the road of any description, I wonder how some of us are going to get there. "And the sermon is so long, always." All these things are indeed to be regretted. I would regret them more sincerely, my boy, did I not know that you will often squeeze into a stuffed street car with a hun- dred other men, breathing an incense of whiskey, beer and tobacco, and hang on a strap by your eyelids for two miles, then pay 50 cents for the privilege of sitting on a rough plank in the broiling sun for two hours longer, while in the intervals of the game a scratch band will blow discordant thunder out of a dozen misfit horns right in your ears, and come home to talk the rest of the family into a state of aural paralysis about the "dandiest game you ever saw played on that ground.' Ah, my boy, you see what staying away from church does? It develops a habit of lying. There isn't one man in a hundred who could go on the witness stand and give, under oath, the same reasons for not going to church that he gives to his family every Sabbath morning. My son, if you didn't think you ought to go, you wouldn't make any excuse for not going. No Mall apologizes for doing right.—Bo h Burdette. The Fastest Short Dun on Bails. It is disputed that the fastest train in Great Britain is the Scotch Express. The New York Sun says in auswer to a corres- pondent: "For it short distance four English trains beat mica and the fastest train in the world is on the Great Northern, of England, between Grantham and King's Cross Station, London; the distance is only 105a miles, but the schedule speed is 54 nines an hour. The schedule speed on the Central's new express is 52i miles an hour, and the Balti- more & Ohio's miles au hour." In Africa there are 500 iniesionaries and 400,000 converts. An average of 25,000 a yeat become converted, and in five rare more than 200 martyrs have lest tlaeiglivee t h er lme . Tre sae 1,125 characters in the twenty- four books that Chatles Diokens wrota. For the first time since the war, there is not a negro in the Virginia Legislature. The Han of the Douse. Brooklyn Life : "Now that you have consented," said the happy young man, "1 must see your papa." " No," replied the radiant girl. "Yon mention it to mamma. 'What she says goes." Joseph Mulhattan, known as "Orange Blossom," the writer of some of the most marvellously untrue stories ever printed, has been arrested at Pittsburg, charged with stealing -money from a room -mate. It is said that the majority of business men in Paris give up their business at 40, if by that time they have acquired even a modest competence, and do not trouble themselves about commercial pursuits for the future. Mies Marjory Shanks Schaw, Glasgow, bas given £40,000 as the nucleus for a con- valescent home in connection with the Glas- g)w Royal Infirmary. Every man has an axe to grind, and looks upon every other man with an eye to inducing hirn to turn the handle. Heavy gales and rains prevail throughout Spain. 'Telegraphic communication is everywhere interrupted. The storm is especially severe on the northernand western coasts. All the correspondence from the Vetican ate- Rome concerning church matters is . . carried on in Latin. The latest survey of Mount Si. Elias, in Alaska, places the height of that famous mountain at about 19,0(10 feet. ,uiVir.411,19,V.,111•VVYIVA CIDOINIErT!libottiirtiolllikliffaltantaaLIWIN. • A RE NOT Pur- " sative Medi- cine. They are a Bscou lirar,nran, TONIC and RECON- • STRUCTOR, as they supply in a condensed form no substances actually neededto en - 'Joh the Blood, curing A 4all diseases corning from Poo rt and WAT- ETIV BLOOD, or from Vrs.c.i.irsts HUMORS in 'the 3Loon, and also invigorate and Bums UP the ritoOD and SYsTini, when broken dowii by overwork, mental worry, disease, excesses and indiscre- tions, They have FIPECIF/0 ACTION on the SEXTJAL SYST.Olt Of both men and women, restoring nowt tLGOR. and correcting all fratrisivrAnitrias and sorpmassioss. EVERY 1111,11 who finds his meetal fac- ulties chill or failing, or his phySical poWers flogging, should take theso Ptc,iss. They will roStoro his lost energies, both physical and mental. — They cure all sup - EVERY VIONitils hood take them Th , pressloilS and fitregularil Os, which inevitably entail sickriess when negloated. y066E111E1 I1110111 should take these Pitts. itPIrt16,3 They will cute,,,the re- sults or Srbuthftil bad habits, and strengthen the system. youNGvirnamEgi sliould take there, ;gamut! These Vitiait matte tlieni-begular`. loot sale by all druggists, or will be seflt Upon receipt of pride (tocepoi boar), by ttddreimiing Telt DR. '011.1l.tAliZSI Aribt.. CO. Divas:ills, Ont. Very Silly. A lady who, since the memory of the present generation, has been earning her living by writing newspaper and magazine articles and in various other ways, and is therefore quite as much of a working woman as if she scrubbed floors for a maintenance, writes a paper lamenting the degeneracy of domestic help in the United States, and remarks: We can never have no "perfect service" in O republic. Dear ! dear ! by all means this lady should migrate, bandbox and bundle, to Europe and live there, where from the superior heights of writing at a cent a word, more or less, she can look down upon the woman who sweeps up her literary litter and enjoy the "perfect service" which only a monarchy or an em- pire can yield. Her aristocratic sensitivi- ties are- quite • too acute for her to tarry longer in her own country, where, as the old man said when speaking to the Sun- day school class : Maybe all these little boys and girls will some day be presidents." The "perfect service" in the domestic line in America went when women who wanted to introduce foreign ways brought into their kitchen the cap and back door business, and set themselves up as persons of another race than the people who for wages performed their work. Then every self-respecting American girl fled the kitchen. Joan of Arc was a hostler. What a horrid creature she would have been to this blue-blooded magazine hack 7—Chicago Canadi an. Anisrican. Wanted a Chance. Long Term William—What did you want to tell that kind lady you were in for a double murder, you petty larceny thief? A. Jay liallrack--I'm sick of tracts and kill -me cigars; what I want is sweet smelling posies. rigs end Thistle*. Education doesn't make the man. n brings out the gold that God put in him. The devil can sometimes frighten the Lord's sheep, but he can't hurt them. 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