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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-11-26, Page 3The Ole rine Bows Weak/Ant care in he long ago litar eaey theirs 'at were made for show — With lyet cuthions in rod end blister More he knOwed it—like them in town -- a%1 hi a heels flew up and his head wont downt But the seat 're lovedin the thrice o' yore Wale the ole pine box by the grocery Store! 'their A sot in tire rale an' shine, Your feet long by the meaeurild line Under the chiey-lierry tree— :lea' as cosy as elle could be! Fast headquarters for informatiou- 13esto1e box in the whole oreation ; Backed and whittled an' wrote with rhyme, An' so blamed amiable all the time. Thar we pia ted an' thee we planned, Mead the news in the paper and Talked o' pollyticks fur end wide, Got mixed up as we argynedt An' the ole tosvn tiddler sawed away At n Ole Dan Tucker" an' "Nelly Gray!" 0. they's boxes still—but they ain't do more Ilike the ole pine box at the grocery store. lt ain't thar uow, ae it wuz that day— Burnt, I reckon, or thrower' away; Aa' t- erne o' the folks 'at the etc box knowed Is tar along on the dusty road; .An' some's crest over the river wide An' found a home on the ether side. Have they all forgot? Don't they sigh no more Iser the tile pine box by the grocery store? -41-aitts L. Stanton, in AtlantaConstitution. • TbeBari or Aberdeen's Jam Factory. Toronto Telegram : At &et sight Lord Aberdeen's project of esteblishing a jam factory in British Columbia looks like a theme for respeetful jests. Think below -the eurface, and the scheme takes a nobler appearance. It is a departure from the line of activity usually adhered to by the nobility and gentry. .Ambition might have led His Lordship to associate the name of Aberdeen with some glorious but empty net of statesmanship. He oho= the better part. Canada, is not suffering for any handenade constitutions. Lords and earls cannot invent new systems of Government, or become benefactors by adjusting imported laws to our needs. Lord Aberdeen did what he could. He saw a great stretch of country adapted to fruit .growing. He had the ekill to see and the 33sDney to improve an opportunity, It was easy then to adorn the wilderness with a jam factory. Future generations will eat British Colunibia canned fruit, and remem- ber with gratitude the illustrious founder of the industry when the names of greater noblemen who merely tinkered with our lawa are forgotten. tairrersees New Floater. Admirees of Lord Dufferin in Canada, and there are many, will be glad to learn of his appointment to the position of Lorcl War- den of the Cinque Ports. The Lord Warden - ship is one of those sinecures reserved by tbe Government as a reward for statesmen and commanders who have performed eminent services to the nation, and was for- a2aer1y an adjunct of the Premiership. The Cinque Ports are Dever, Sandwich, Romney, Winchelsea and Rye, to which are now added Hythe and Hastings. These ports have various privileges= tOpilotage, issuing of writs and other judicial matters. ll0\ T CHOOSE.. Vil.A.10. Wss Par!oa n -Rat to Got atI flow to CO* ThiTorranto. No vegetable has undergone a greater development in the last generation than the tomato. Persons who still esteem themselves young well remember the time -when the only tomatoes to be seen were Use small round or oval ones called love apples and deemed inedible. They seem to have been appropriated for table nse first in this country, for an olcl English traveler tells how he astonished his fellow -diners at a continental table d'hote by eating the toin'atoes placed on the table purely as garniture. , A New Word ' A SHORT LEOTURE ON MAILKHTINO, A Good Steen, Mow it lineeent be Cut and Cloolted-Alliow to Siasit, it—Tender and Tough. joints—Nutritive Value—Itipen- lag Reef—litoilLing and Frying—A Stage Ilisteher Shop, Philadelphia Record : There is a very good word in use in many parts of the United States which ie not found in the dictionaries. It is the word " briggle," and is -used in the sense of futile dalliance. The action of the presbyters in the Briggs heresy case affords a fine eirample of " briggling." Association Hall stage did not much re- senible a lecture platform last night. The proscenium arch Nem latticed across with scantling from which hung the carcnssee of a number of sheep, beeves, home several deer an a motely assortment ot turkeys, rabbits, etc. Mr. Adani llallentine's big deer graced the southerly end of the stage background and a Winchester rifle hung suggestively across it. The top -dressing of the lot was the banner of the .ananilton Butchers' Association and several bucks' heads. The floor of the platform was turned into a veritable butcher's shop A counter With marble slab stood in the foreground earl the reading stand had been removed , .to give place to a chopping block. At either side lay the carcasses of hogs,and butchers' tools were promiscuously nattered about. Busily engaged in the work of placing the plant were a number of members of the Butchers' Association,whe looked very much at home, and the bordering of cabbages, cauliflower, endive and celery gave the platform a very market -like appearance. All this preparation was for Miss Parloa's lecture on "Merketing," and very appro- priate,it was. The eight was not a good one, but weather notwithstandiug, four or five hundred people the majority of whom were ladies, turned but. Before the ad- dress of the Chairman, Rev. Dr. Burns, Mr. John Wright, President of the Association, and Mr. Adam Ballentine spoke briefly, after which Miss Parloa was introduced by the chairman. After expressing her diffidence about speaking on the subject of meats under the butchers auspices, it being her first lecture under such patronage, Miss Parloa ex- plained how she had to make tracings of the side of beef when preparing matter for one of her books. Her plan was to write her description and instructions aud then submit them to :mine one who knew nothing of the subjects treated. and if they suc- ceeded by rollowie tip instructions she felt that it had been mado clear enough. Re- ferring to a diagram and a hanging side of beef, she pointed out that the shape of the hanging side was BO different, owing to the stretching, from the standing animal that a diagram from life could not be applied in a description of the cuts from the carcass. Everybody, rich and poor, wants the priuce cuts. and none are willing to use those other ones which people term "inferior." 'What is meant by that? Not that they are not as good, as nutritious. The movement of the muselea increases the nutrition of the parts, and the parts of the animal in which the muscles are most in use are the best nourished and most nutritious. Thiswas illustrated by the neck of a sheep and the muscular parts of the forequarter of the ox as compared with the tenderloin and other favorite cuts. When a chicken is desired for an invalid it is not well to get such a very tender one, the soup from one older will be more nutritious. The same with mutton for broth ; that from the ribs or tender portions is not so nutritious as that from the mus- cular neck.. The flavor is always better in the lege or wings of a fowl, yet we usually serve the breast to our guests. It is a mis- take to get tenderloin for the sick ; it is the poorest of the whole animal; although the choicest cut it is net economical. The parts nourished by muscular use secrete the flavor and juices. Here a side of beef was taken down and cut, and Miss Parloa pointed out as it was turned round and round, the methods of cutting it in different cities, and the advantages of securing the most economical rather thane the merely tender cuts, and how certain parts should not be roasted, but braised or stewed or boiled. The more nutritious parts re- quire long, slow cooking ; all meat ought to be slowly cooked sons to make it tender. At the beginning the fire should be hot. The temperature ought to be BO as to at once affect the surface and keep in the juices. If for boiling, plunge into boiling water and boil rapidly for a few minutes until the surface is cooked ; but harden only the surface, then cook slowly. A little girl's cooking of a steak, " one, two, three, etc., to ten and then "turn," and over it went, was used as an illustration of how exact one must be in order to get a steak well broiled. Meat to give the best resulte ought to be cut by butcher and carver across the grain. The rib roests should be cut short, giving but little rib with the roast; of course a higher price would be charged, butt it would be fairer for all. The hindquarter was then taken up and similarly dissected, the value of the several cuts being compared. The meat of the lower pert ot the beef, near the ought not to be cut with the ; nor should it be roasted. It is tougber and more nutritious. If beef juke is wanted for an invalid get a piece of flank, broil it rare and press the juice out. At this stage four sausage machines were set at work, the noise resembling e dozen Westinghouse .engines. The meat was cut and the slein filled before t he eyes of the audienee, and at the close euch lady was presented with a package of the product. Continuing, after intermission, Mies Parloa explained that flesh cooked before the animal heat left it Patti rigor mortis set in was tender; if ono: the animal heat leaves it it will totbeconie tender till muscu- lar relaxation takes, place, which may be quite a long time. No beef is Et to eat until it has been hung four to six weeks ; better ten or twelve, although that cannot be clone in ordinary temperatures. There will be some loss of weight; perhape little mold or taint to be cut away, and this you will pay for, but if A costs you 3 to 5 cents a pound more it will pay you. In warming over conked meat never boil it, never' let the temperature eeceed 150' to 175'; if you do you will have it toughened, mikes you boil it a long time again. You cannot get good meat from an all lean animel ; there nmet be fat and it ehould be cooked on the meat, not in a way that permeates the meat, but so as to keep it juicy. Rip U p the Suet in an animal, and if it is clear tred break:4, and crumbles in the fingers it is good ; if dark and stringy and greasy, re- ject it. No , matter Whether beef be large or Small, if the grain cif the flesh is loose it wilt be tough ; if compact it will be tender. When first cut it should be of a purple ap- pearance, soon thrning to red ; if it has stood long enongh little beads of moisture will form on the surface. The custom of =Wing off steak and haeging it up around the shop is a bad. one ; the longer the meat A Contented Child. Fond mother—How do you like your new governess, Johnny? Johnny—Oh, I like her so much. " so glad my little boy has a nice teaeher at last." "Oke ,she's awful nice. She says she don't care whether I learn anything or nets° long as pap pays her salary.' Juvenile ilenernaly. Mrs. Grayneck—Johnny, I am -very glad 'to see that you gave your sister the kirger half of your apple. Johnny—Yes m, I was very glad to give it to her. Mrs. Graynecls—My little son, you do not know hew it delights me to hear yea say se. Johnny—Yes'm ; there was a blg -worm hole in that half. A Frank Stsiesaent. Judge : 'Have you ever read 'The Last of the Mohicans,' Mrs. Boodterox ?" asked the young man who had been making himself agreeable. "No," she replied in a tone of affable con- clence ; " I must coiatess that I haven't read any of them." A Warning to Employers. Brantford Expositor : The truant officer has made up his mind to rigorously enforce the provisions of the Panne School Act, even to the prosecution of employers who employ children under school age. The CheeD of Him. Truth: The man I marry must he liand- zome, brave and clever. Ife—How fortunate we met The French pilgrims who were prevented from visiting Rome have sent a gift of $25,- 000 to the Pope. ' The first Chair of Labor ever instituted in Europe WaS decreed by the Paris Municipal Council last July. Henre Reville has been awned as Profeseor. He will lecture:at the Hotel de Ville. Ethel—How did George like year ;swan's -clown boa? Maud—He wee tickled with it The kind of women who would make their husbands obey and stand around are the kind of women Who don't have any. The German Government has ordered the expulsion from Africa of Eugene Wolff, cor- -respondent of the Berlin Tageblatt, on the charge of sending sensational stories. f Wolf's periodic comet is moving sleuth; west through the constellation Eridamis, which is the next southwest, of the familiar constellation of Orion. The comet is slowly receding, from the earth and sun, in that its light is diminishing, but we will be able to follow it for several months wet. , The difficulty of Ending a suitable ide for the crown prince of Russia WHIMS tO grow greater aa thine goes by. One of the latest reports is that he is aeon to be tin- ge d to his cousin, the Duchess 0Igts, of Wurtemberm The young marl is not par- ticularly attractive. The imperial family hangs entire the better. The Moisture itt of Russia fear that he Will eventually sue- the beef long hung tends downward thus eumb to oeinsumption'which has already improving the lower cuts. No matter how afflicted his younger brothers. not be properly cooked. Steak should never be cut lute than 1 inch to 1 inchea in thieltaces, and it should never go into a frying pen. Even in a gas stove it is better to go into the ileum It ought to be broiled, But if you must put it into a pan hew the pan so hot that yoe think it will be ruined. The best and healthiest way to cools steak is to broil it over a clear bed of coals. But if you fry it have a very hot peu ; Sprinkle your salt on the moat, dredge it with flour, which keeps in the juieea the salt would otherwise dro.sv out, and Lite your pan with it. Never pat a fork in the lean of the meet—not even after cooking, until it is to be served—always in the fat. When you go to turn it, sale the other side, dredge again with flour and On with it again. It takes a little longer to fryit than to broil it. The steak should have a rieh brown surface and be evenly red inside. Usually you get a hard, brown, uncligestible substance one third through and a little red in the centre. At the close of the lecture a few ques- tions werni asked and answered, one lady being desiroas of understanding why salt and flour were used in cooking steak, and being informed that the salt was to season and the flour to counteract the tendency of the salt by closing the pores ef the meat to keep in the juices. Mr. Fearman also related his experience of buying " sirloin" steak off the shinbone, in Jamaica. During the evening Messrs. Cambden, Miller and Cashen (Mr. Phillip' assistant) handled the meat for Miss Parlea's demonstrations. Some difficulty was ex- perienced among the eudienee in the rear of the hall in hearing the lecturer, but on the chairman calling her attention to the matter she found the pitch, and in the future lectures this will be guarded against. She speaks again on Wednesdity evening on " 'liaised Beef ; Rolled Flank of Beef ; Lyonnaised Potatoes ; Wine Jelly; Graham Pudding with Golden Sauce," and "Cheese Souffles " TEE SEDVANT DIEM QUESTION. One Vrontan la Mew York Solves the Problem. The New York Recorder tells of a lovely woman who pursued a plan to emancipate herself from the intolerable thraldom of the servant girl. When asked how she pro- ceeded she replied: "1 simply became veary of the struggle and resolved to end t by heroic measures. So minded, I dis- missed my gal and took up the care of the house myself. The laundry work is put mt. A woman comes once a week to clean. I do the rest. When about my housework I regard my toilet as a great consideraton. One reason why women feel the degrada- tion of housework is because they are not always tidy. A housemaid who is neatly, attired will do three times the work of a sloven. Dress up the sloven and the rule will hold good. "My housework dresses and aprons are the prettiest things that can be devised. Am I ever taken for the housemaid?' In- deed, no! My work instead of lowering me, is lifted to my level I See 1 I never work in a wrapper. " Do I get tired?' Yes, to be sure. Sometimes 1 get worried. But my 'recon - citation gown' cures all such ills. " This reconciliation gown' is 'equal to the vand of Cinderella's fairy godmother. It is made of the prettiest material I can find. It is of blood-x.ecl cashmere for winter. For summer I have three white lawn ones. Very dainty they are. The red one does not show soils easily, and there are different slippers to ms.tch. "When my work is done I array myself immediately. No one ever ,catches me im- properly attired. I take a ten-minute nap every day, and then I am as .good as new. I catch sight of my pretty gown in the glass, and I feel Self-respecting at onde: This is why I call it my reconciliation gown.'" The lovely woman's plan for peace of mind and a well ordered household is certainly practical. The " reconciliation gown" feature of it is a stroke of genius— it mist address itself with persuasive elo- quence to every woman alive, because any woman who is worth having stakes pleasure in the dainty adornment of her person. kntod your mita beef, if it het not late it Will NEWS OF THE WEEK. Horse distemper is prevalent in theneigh- lsorhood of Kingston. A fernily of our persoes WAS burned to death at Columbus, O., yesterday morning. Cartwright, formerly Miss Master, of Ottawa, has been murdered in Chicago. The protocol of a treaty of commerce between Italy and Germany has been signed. A preposition to admit lawyers to mem- bership in the Knights of Labor liee beeu rejected. The steamehip Ontario, frorn Montreal for Bristol, lost 120 heed of (tattle during heavy weather. The business failures during the past week numbered for the United States 253 and for Canada 38. E. Clover has been arrested, charged with setting fire to a barn belouging to Ma Van- dusen, Oakland township. Alaskans are complaining against United States officials, and the formation of a Ter- ritorial Government is being advocated. A compromise has been arrangecl in the suit growing out of the probate of the will of Mrs. Wood, the aunt of Mrs. Parnell. The important firm of S. Wigle & Sons, with severaj branches in Western Ontario, has assigned for the benefit of its creditors. The election. of F. G. Forbes, M. P. for Queen's County, N. S., will be invalidated. Corrupt practices by agents have been ad- mitted. Ex -King Milan is to receive an additional 2,000,000f. from Servia as a. part of the price for his compliance in living as from that country. A conspiracy has been unearthed in Russia, the object of which was to secure responsible government. Many arrests have been made. The trial of the election petition against the return of Mr. P. H. Spohn, M. P. for East Simcoe, was concluded at Barrie yes- terday, the court unseating the respondent with costs. The Ottawa Free Press says some of Sir Adolphe Caren's friends say that he is going to be sworn in as Lieutenant -Governor of Quebec, on the 23rd inst., Mr. Angers re- signing the position to enter the E'ederal Ministay. Charles A. Peaks, late Superintendent in Boston of the Boston & Albany Railroad grain elevator, who left town last August owing the company about 0,000, hns been arrested in Halifax, N. S. Peaks' defalca- tion was,caused by garnbliug. John Pope, the Peterboro' man who is charged under the Charlton Act with the seduction of Eunice Finley, has been com- mitted for trial. The age of the gni I, which was in doubt at the preliminary trial, has been established as being only 15 years-. A Calgary despatch says Richard Steele, laborer, came in from working on the Cal- gary & Edmonton Rsilway last night. Early this morning his body was found near the police station frozen stiff. Beside his body was a beer bottle half filled with whiskey. And This is a Christian Country. The case of the unfortunate Chinese lepers stranded at Vancouver is growing more desperate. They have been allowed to starve in a nut outside the town ; but the Canadian Pacific has just notified the authorities that the hut is wanted and that the men must be removed. One of the pair made off the other. day. But though ordered to get out of the hut he was captured and driven back. A local paper reports : " The missing leper has been found and was driven by a police officer down to the shack again at the end of a long stick. He strongly objected to going in, and had to be driven in with sticks. In his -imperfect English and by signs he said that he intended to cut his throat. Should he take his life, and those knowing the Chinese well say the threat is no empty one, a terrible responsibility will rest on some person's shoulders. This morning an express cart took the lepers down some food, so the poor fellows will at least not have the pangs of hunger added to their other burdeus. ' A Christian lady has, according to latest reports, interested herself in the case of the strangers and is supplying them with food. lii the Minority. for Infants and Wen Child.rer.l. • "Unsterile is so well adapted to children that Cast orla cures Cone, Constipation, I recommend it as superior to any prescriptionSour Stomach, Plarrhcoa, L`ructatiTi. !mown to me," IL A,. &tonna, M. D., Kills eNs'f?orixins, gives sleep, and promotes di. III tbo orierd 21e Broonljea N. Y. ntiltgout injurious medicagon. Tau We:green Contemn, In Murray street, N. netnettnnalnenEysegat wePLIMW,grfr7:7:. SITSZPILTRIMITE1? their -usual employment this year hy the operation of the United States Alien Labor The Court of Appeal yesterday dismissed the appeal of the Attorney -General of Canada against the decision of Judge Robert- son dismissing an action brought to secure for Dominion Government buildiegs in Tor- onto the advantage of the rebate in water rate allowed other customers paying within first two months. Fred. Bertram has been arrested in Onon- daga township by Brantford police and brought to than,city. The mime for which he is now arrested is stealing two steers in 1889. The krand jury brought in a true bill at that time, but Bartram cleared out and has succeeded in evading arrest until the present time. A despatch rom Nevers, France, gives the details of a fatal accident that oesurted to -day in a colliery near that city. Whilo a party of eight miners were descending into the pit the rope by means of which the cage was raised broke, and the cage and its occupants dashed to the bottom Of the pit. Three of the miners were instantly killed, and the five others were so badly injured cthovaetrl y. ittle hope Le eutertained for their re - Advices from Chiclana„ twelve miles from Cadiz, say a terrible hurricane has been sweeping over that place. The Segura has overflown its banks, and is inundating the town. The streets are impassable, and the new bridge has been destroyed. Large numbers of cattle have been drowned. Further advices from Negropont state that the mannown British oil steamer sup- posed to have been burned there is believed to have been from Batoune Several bodies have been recovered, and the total number who perished by the disaster is now placed at twenty. The victims include the captain, his wife and two children. The petitions against three Liberal mem- bers of the Hotise of Commons have been dismissed—Mr. Mulock in North York, Mr. Eremont in Quebec County, and Mr. Leduc in Nicelet. Three Conservatives se far are in the same position—Sir Hector Langevin in Three Rivers, Col. O'Brien in Muskoka, and Mr. Taylor in South Leeds. Some student rioting has been taking place in Montreal, and the Recorder warned two of them -who were brought before him that he intended treating their misconcluct, if established, with the utmost severity, and remanded the case until Tuesday next that they might obtain the assistance of counsel. The U. S. Superintendent of Immigration has been informed that four Canadian tele- graph operetore employed by the Northern Pacific Railway Company in North Dakota have been replaced by American operators. it was charged that the employment of the f Canadians WEIS itt violation of the alien con- nect labor law. The Anarchists who were arrested at Grief's hall, Chicago, last night were held in $600 bail each to answer. Grief became the bondsmen for most of them. He said to a reporter, as he bit the Police Court this morning, that as a result of the raid his daughter, who was very ill at the time, is now at the point of death. , Wm. Morris, a confectioner of Newark, N. J., while driving over the Bridge street bridge yesterday with his wife suddenly jumped from the waggon and with one bound threw himself over the railing into the river. The man was drowned before assistance arrived. The suicide was caused by business troubles and a reverse of for- tune. At the meeting of the Treasury Board on Thursday, the superannuation of Lieut. - Col. Macdonald, Sergeant -at -Arms of the Dominion House of Commons, was decided upon. He retires with an annual allowance of $2,2(I0. He was appointed Sergeant -at - Arms i she Legislative Assembly of the old Province of Canada in 1854, and to the same office by the Dominion House in 1867. The Manitoba and Northwest Presbyter- ian Synod convenes at Brandon te-day. Mr. Sutherland has been elected in North Qu'Appelle, and not Mr. Stewart, as at first reported. Brantford City Council will, it juveniles . ex- pected, pass a 'by-law to prohibit uveniles smoking on the streets. Windsor ratepayers twill vote at the next election on the question of having the town incorporated as a city. The eugineers and firemen on the Belt Line according to a St. Louis despatch, Good NOUS : Local Statesman—Good I have declared a strike. morning, father think of the Republican nomma- Tommy 1 What does your I The peculiar disease- from which pigs at 0 Kineston Penitentiary piggery -1' recently tons ? Small Boy—I don't know. Pa never talks died was not hog cholera. politics at home. "Indeed 1 Why?" . ".'Cause ma, an' grandma, an' Aunt Sue, an' the hired girl is all Democrate." Few lady athletes are more energetic than the Misses MorettoMackenzie. At Wargrave regatta they shoived great prow- ess in the double sculling race, one sister steering, the other sculling. The race was very close, but the ladies carried the day over their men competitors. Some -of the sisters also raced in the Canadian canoe and gondola race. Good News : Stranger --How do you. re- member the names of all these vemirmen ? Contractor—We don't try to. We number them. Chalk the numbers on their breeches. I should think the chalk -marks would get rubbed off." "11 they lose the chalk marks the, get no pay, and they all understand it' -"Humph ! Where do you put the mark?" "Right where it will get rubbed off' if they sit down." . Sir Edwin Arnold says he has written 8,000 editorial leaders, each of them averag- ing over half a column in length. He enjoys editorial work greatly, and is never happier, he stsys, than pegging away with a pen. liet always smokes a pipe when writing. The London Spectator tells of a clergy- man who was addressing children : Now children," he said, " I propose to give you In it scuffle on the Delaware Reserve an Indian named Nathan received injuries on Saturday from which he died. Henry Curtis, a negro, was hanged at Portsmouth, Va., yesterday, for the mur- der of James T. Walter in 1889. The revision of the Dominion voters' bet for London commenced yesterday. The corrections applied for number 1,700. The schooner Hattie M. Crowell, of Greenport, L. I., has foundered at sea and Capt. Benjainin Chase is reported to 'have The result of the Local election in East I been drowned. Wellington yesterday is not yet known, but the returns from fourteen divisions give Craig a majority over Kirkwood. George Summers, who was in the boat on Humber bay when the accident occurred by vvhich John 1VIcEachren lost his life, re- turned to hie work in the Dominion Show Case Works yesterday. The unfortunate young man 18 15 an alarmingly nervous con- dition, although every effort is being made tie: his friends to restore him to his former cheerful frame of mind. At a conference of Liberal -Unionists at Manchester yesterday the Duke of Argyle referred to Mr. Gladstone es a fanatic in- capable of argument, and declared his fol- , lowers to be more puppets. The Masonic lodge at Delta was broken on the present occasion an epitome on the into a few nights ago. The regalia and life of St. Paul. Perhaps some of you are warrant were stolen. The regalia were sub, - too young to understend what the wad sequently found hanging about the necks of 'epitommeats.. Epitome,' children is cows and horses in the neinhborhood. I ;"i;" Signification, synonymous with The stevedores and wharf laborers of aOhopsis." Having made this simple and ' Montreal, who Insve been in the habit of clear explanat1on to the children, the ' going to the "United States every Winter speaker went on With his story." for work, are likely to be debarred from one Mad to Co. Grand Rapide _Democrat : "My cigar has gene out," remarked the snake editor. "Thank heaven," fervently said the horse editor, "then I will not have to." lm F ;Ian CIS Please Read Them We respectfully ask your careful attention to this statement, brief but important, and which we will divide into three parts, viz: I, THE SITUATION; 2, TUE NECES- SITY ; 3 THE REMEDY. 1st. The Situisation Health depends upon the state of the blood. The blood conveys every element which goes to make up all the organs of the body, and it carries away all waste or dissolved and uselese material. Every bone, muscle, nerve and tissue lives upon what the blood feeds to it. Moreover, every beating of the heart, every drawing of the breath, every thought flashing through the brain, needs a supply of pure blood, to be done rightly and well. 2d. The ;csty The human race as a whole is in great need of a good blood purifier. There are about 24cso disorders incident to the human frame, the large majority arising from the impure or poisonous condition of the blood. Very few in- dividuals enjoy perfect health, and fewer still have perfectly pure blood. Scrofula, a disease as old as antiquity, has been inherited by generation after generation, and manifests itself today virulent and virtually unchanged from its ancient forms. If we are so fortu- nate as to eacape hereditary impurities in the blood, we may contract disease frotn germs in the air we breathe, the food we eat, or the water we drink. 3d. The Remedy In Hood's Sarsaparilla is fcund tke medicine for all blood diseases. Its remarkable cures are its loudest praise. No remedy has ever had so great suc- cess, no medicine was ever accorded so great public patronage. Scrofula in its severest forms has yielded to its potent powers, blood poisoning and salt rheum and many other diseases have been permanently cured by it, If you want statements of cures, write to us. If you need a good blood purifier, take 00d S arsaparilla Sold by druggiste; sie for e5. l'reparod only by C. I. HOOD & CO., LOWell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar Sick Headache and rel eve all the troubles 1.114, dent to it bilious state of the system, such Dizziness, Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress niter eating, Faip In the Side, &c. While their inoEb remarkable success has been shown in curing Headache, yet C, =ER'S LITTLE Lware Paz" are equally valuable in Constipation, mains. and preventingthe annoying complaint, while they also correct all disorders of the stomach. stimulate the liver and regulate the bowels. 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She (talking confidently to her besom friend)—Now that we are married, John has stopped drinking entirely. I have not detected the odor of liquor about him since our wedding day. " Was it difficult for him to stop ? " inquired the bosom friend. Oh, no; not at all. He just eats cloves. He says that is a certain cure." One Te,stimonial. Puck : Mr. Mercer—Do you think ad- vertising pays? Mr. Mercur—Il didn't pay me ; I lost. money by it. Mr. Mercer—What did you advertise? Mr. Mercur—I advertised for a Wife ard got her. ' A. Bargain Missed. Hicks—You missed a big bargain to -clay. I saw people buying fine steel engravings of Washington for only two cents. Mrs. Hicks—Good heavens ! Where? Hicks—At the Post Office. Transferred to Another Department. judge : " Parson," said the farmer, " I kinder wish you'd pray for rain." " Oh, I can't do that," retarneci the clergyman. "The statehas againencroacheit upon the privileges Of the church. You must petition the Secretary of State. A Great Country. Puck : "How did you like the West, Lord Ncedleby ?" " Magnificent. I wan very much struck by the lightning out there, and was simply carried away by one ef your cyclones." Dr. Brown-Sequard, in one of Lis lectures dwells with much emphasis on the import. ance of general knowledge in the matter of hecking coughing and sneezing. Re states that coughing can be stopped by pressing on the nerves of the upper lip in the neigh- borhood of the nose, and sneezing may he. re some girls. stoprdin hese Maud—Doetyaumkeasay know there a that the longer you know them the better you like thein? Van All—I have heard co, but I never met any as yet. David Evans, London's new lord mayor, hits just turned 40, one of the youngest mayors London has had, and has been noted for the brevity and sense ef his speeches.. Tnuine Shetland ponyis infrequently imported. to America because of its cost. It can be bought for from $25 to 60 on ita native heather, but the expense of gettira it to the eoast and then across the Atlantic makes it high priced here. There are said to be 20,000 different kinds of butterflies, of which twO-thitds are nalimuedndreds of fish are still alive in the royal agearium in St. Peterburg that were placed there More than 180 yeare ago. The royalties from Moody tend Sankey'e famous "Gospel Hymns " have emownted to $1,200,000, every penny of which haft gone for charitable purposes. ' A dog should mily be fed mace daily, awl should be &towed an ounce of food for every pound he weighs,