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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-11-19, Page 3Alforeleg Loverss sTilstroned aloeg in a quiet way, Nett ter on Iva h a weal im sey Ho wasn't morose, crumbly, nor Wart she in the pout e or tantrums, for T.he sun wee bright itud the sky was blue In a lovely WAy above these tiV9 „And the roses bloomed in her Mir smarmfeco, 'While in his there wasn't the faintest trace Of the feinteet 801TOW, or the slightest care; But about the couple Moro wes an air Of something. intaugible Mon't know whet, A kind of a was, and 1-Wielethere-wassnot, .As they strolled along ill t quiot ways .And neither a one with a word to say Indifference Hay be. Cuattisiled Yea. 111101.1g11 000.110r one would tare to cotensa Bo much as that. It was simply a ease 10f what you will find in every place, Be it country, or town, or largo, or sum% They two wore long married. That was all. —Detroit Free Press. TOMATOES IN ENG% The ElkOrtuonas 412012:21y Consumed by the People. • Last year (1890) 800 tons of tomatoes of the value of e140,000 were shipped from the Channel Islands to various ports in the king- dom. Of tide quataity, by far the largest peat went to London, though Liverpool, Glasgow, Hull and Newcastle also received considerable consignmenta. The natives of the Channel islands have found the tomato a splendid source of wealth, of which they lave not been slow to take advantage. They give the greatest cat e to the production of the fruits, selecting the varieties they grow with muck' thought and after many trials. Their climate is congenial to the tomato ; but they have some heavy drawbacks to contend against. All their produce must be shipped off by steamers, and consequently it requires to be more carefully packed than in the case of consignments forwarded by rail. But they have surmounted this difficulty, and succeed in pack- ing tomatoes, grapes and other soft, fruits so that they an•ive at their 'destination in almost perfect condition. -Their mode of packing tomatoes, though effective is very simple. They use light yet strong wicker baSkets which hold from .20 to 30 particle each. The bottoms, sides and ends of these baskets ate covered with large sheets of paper, and then the fruits ,are put carefully in until the baskets are snarly full to the rim. One or two sheets of strong paper are then placed over the top and laced fitnsly with twine, and the 'basket is ready for shipment. The Azores and Canary islands also send large lots to London. From the north of Trireme also come considerable quantities, which are nicely packed with fancy -colored Taper shavings. This manner of packing helps to attract buyers to the lots and en - bailees their value. For one or two seasons quantities have •oome from the Mated States, where the tomato is more extensively grown than in any other country in the world. The dis- tance however, is against this trade, as the fruit is of a very perishable nature. — Chambers' Journal. ontarto Written CO2211111881011. Boston Sunday Herald : From these few points, taken almost at random out of the eommissoners' report, it will be seen that our Canadia,n neighbor has started out in an earnest effort to solve the great problem of the day, and to solve it on the basis of the best thought of its most pemistent students. It would be easy to say with some scientific aeen that the reform of criminals is impossi- ble, because natere has foreordained them to crime by their imperfect moral endow- ment. But Gen. Booth, in his "Darkest England"—and in other records indorsed by high authority in England, of the Salvation Army's work—proves that kind- ness and religion have achieved a wonderful influence upon pet sons who may fairly have been regaa•ded as hopelessly depraved. It has often succeeded in making of these proselytes most efficient aids in ameliorating the condition of their class. To accomplish anything in philanthropy we must certainly be hopeful, and to try to eradicate all the evils of the world seems not more chimerical than the idea of Dr. R. M. Bucke, medical superintendent of the Ontario Insane Asylum, whose plan to restrict crime is by 'preventing criminals from perpetuating their degraded race." How to Hong n Picture. • Never put a sombre -colored picture in the • 'shade. Put it whcre the light will fall 121)021 it, says the Ladies' Home Journal. Be- tween two windows place pictures with light backgrounds that will stand out the more prominent by reason of their dark warroundings, Hang the big pictures first, in suitable positions, and group with smaller ones in two rows in between. Be careful that the pictures do not conflict in color. Use your own taste in this. It is impossible to give any brief rule on the subject. Hang the pictures on a level with the eye, unless • they be, as some are, pictures which should be looked up to. Place small pictures in eorners and alcoves. Over doors place large and unimportant canvases, anything that looks well. Water -colors may be hung on • the same Wall with oils when framed in white. White margins on etehiegs and en- gravings don't go well with oils. The main light should be on the picture. Colors or Funnels. The funnels of different steamships are eharacteristically painted to enable people of %eldest nautical knowledge to distinguish thekt. A Cunarder has brilliant red funnels, with broad black bands around the top. The Havre line is the same, but has two narrow black bands in addition. North German Lloyd vessels have stacks of a lovelyunbaked biscuit ware tint, veryalaintly and summery to look at, and the distinguishing mark of the White Star line in yellow with a black • band. • The Gillen and Inman lines both lave black funnels, the former banded with , red and the latter with white. A very few 2niputes will familiarize any one with these differences and add a special interest to the passing vessel met on an ocean voyage or mewed from a bething beach. A Slight A aldition. New York World: Simpson (to tomb- stone agent) ---1 want to order a tombstone for my mother-indavv. Agent—Very well. ' What sort of an in- ecription ? Simpson—" Gone to her rest."' Agent --Anything else? Simpson (after a long pause)—You might ,add 'Thank God !" • • Itenaly to Pay For Both, New York Herald : Dr-bimriver," he said to the cabman after' dinner. "How much do I-hic-pwe yon'' "Four dollars, sir." " Ish zet all you hic.charge for both o' theshe hacksh ?" Making Great strides. Cloak Review : Hackett -110w 18 your wife getting on with her dress reform move- ment ?' i Sunsette—Itnmense. She has two new slresemallere. Mrs. Stewart Menzies has performed the :feat of "killing "five salmon, weighing on an average More than twenty pounds each, in orte day' S fishing on the Spey River in 8caland. The air is so rareAed At Leadville, COL, *1st oats menet hve there. Bats are enunetreass however. *11 wAsrer QUEEN A Formers' .iniaaee Adreaite tit a Newark • Hotel. Ile w:ss a Ferment' Alliauce advocate right out of the first furrow from the fence corner, and it showed on him badly, but he did not Hardt so at all. He came to the hotel late in the evening and had retired to hie room at once, says theNewarlaStandard. Half an hour later Isis bell rang and a boy maswereci it, and he called for the clink. When that accommodating necessity of hotel life appeared the guest inquired with great pomposity of manner : " What kind of a hotel do you call this, anyhow ?" " We call it a good one, sir," answered the clerk, showing off a bit. " Well, I don't. " Way not. What's the matter with it ?" " I'll show you in a minute. Look there," pointing to the hand grenades in the tack on the wall. " Why ain't there a corskserew with them bottles ? Do you s'pose a gentleman opens a bottle with his penknife or a nail when he wants a drink ?" " You're quite right," assented the clerk, meekly. • It was an oversight, and I'll go right down and send (me up. I hope you'll excuse us for putting you to cro much trouble." " Tlett's all right, young nutn," he said patronizingly, as the clerk started to go out ; "us people from the country may be green about some things, but we do know just a little about how a hotel ought to be run. By the way," he went ou as the clerk was trying to get away, "1 guess you'd better send up a pair of snuffers for this gas too. I notice you've got a sign up not to blow it out, and I ain't been able to find a pair of snuffers high or low." Then the clerk, promising many things, went downstairs, sent up the corkscrew and the snuffers and left the office in charge of a large, muscular night watch- man with maps and diagrams of the situa- tion up to No. 13. MAD CAUGHT THE TRAIN. George Knew When Ile Was Safe, and Illustrated the Fact. He settled back in his easy chair, put his feet on the foot -rest, lit a cigar, and for five minutes let the smoke curl up around his head. He was a picture of comfort, says the Chicago Tribune. Then his wife interrupted his medita- tions, " George, you're getting lazy," she said. He shook his head. " But when we were engaged," she per- sisted, "you were as active as any man I ever saw. Why, you were always getting up excursions, and you were the life of every party." He puffed out a little whiff of smoke and nodded his acquiescence. "What's the matter ?" she asked. , He took another puff at his cigar, and then said : "Ever see a man try to catch a train?" " Why, yes," she replied in surprise. "Ever see one t•iisle on to the station platform just as the train seemed almost gone ?" "Certainly I have." "Got a pretty lively move on him, didn't "Why, yes ; heran the entire length of the platform aa fast as he could. But, George—" "Caught the train, did he?" asked George. • " Yes ; he just barely caught it. He—" "But he caught it?" "Of course he did. But, George, you're straying--" "Did he keep right on ranning ?" inter- rupted George. ' "Certainly not. He settled down in a seat and made himself as comfortable as possible, got a palm leaf fan, and five min- utes later seemed perfectly contented and happy." " Well ?" "Well, what of it ?" "Do you expect me to keep on running!" • Drarnunes Offer. At a temperance meeting held in l'ipler Hall, New York, the late 111r. P. T. Barnum made the following offer before 4,000 persons: "lam ready to make an agreement with the Mayor, Alderman, and City Council, of New York, that if they will give me the money expended upon intoxicants in this city, I will pay the whole pauper tax I will give a barrel of our to every family ; I will give a library of over a hundred volumes to every family ; l will give you your choice of a suit of broadcloth to every male, a handsome silk dress to every female in the city, old or young, rich or poor, big or little ; I will give one million for the privilege and a free admission to the American museum, and then I find I shall clear about eight million dollars by the transaction." Wa.lted Ashore. Steel caskets, for the bodies of those who die suddenly on shipboard are being carried on many of the transatlantic liners - The remains are placed in them and her: metically sealed. The heartless practice of throwing the remains overboard is con. sidered worse than barbarous, especially when a vessel is within a few miles of land. Bodies, •when weighted, only sink a few feet below the surface of the water, where they are soon attacked by the fish and eharks, and reappear on the surface of the water within 48 hours. The body of the wife of a rich New Yorker, thrown over- board from a Vera Cruz steamer a few months ago drifted ashore on the •oast of Mexico and was seen for weeks afterward, until robbed and sunk by bandits for the finger -rings. —Philadelphia Re:cord. Senator Leland Stanford's generosity in founding a urriversity has duly given rise to the the following outlandish college yell, first emittecl at he opening ceremonies of Thursday last : "With hoo, with hoo, IL. S. J. U. Stanford." "Years ago I was engaged to a Demo- cratic girl. I was a republican them After four years I married her and by that time I was a ltlugwurnp. What has happened to me since as to political faith you are well aware. "—Governor Campbell, of Ohio. Senor Montt, th$WChilian representative at Washington, is alit-nall man of suave and gentle manners. He has the Spanish com- plexion, black Maskers that cover a good portion of his face, and a pair of /retail, sharp eyes. The past yeav was a profitable one at Monte Carlo, the total receipts from the gaming tables having amounted to $4,200,000. A New Haven man of 100 pounds is suing for divorce from a 050 -pound wife, who, he says, would take him and toes him up to the ceiling and allow him to drop to the floor, just to twos how it sounded, --Cardieal Archbishop San Felice, of Naples, is said to be the coaling man for Pope. 1,iseen, the author, is becoming giddy in old age. He takes' In a theatre or an opera every evening at Christiania. Formerly it was Ina habit to gr; to Led regulerly at 7 &Clock. IlleltEST WITNESSES. Why 'hey Are Afraid to Appear An a Cesar of Justice. "1 don't eee how we are going to get around that wotnan's testimony," paid the first shyster lawyer. " What is tho matter asked his part- ner. • "1 hive reason to know that she'll tell a straightforward atory that we'll find it hard to disprove." "Then we'll have to attack her charac- ter," said the partner. "That always takes with a jury." " But her character is excellent." "Can't you discover anything shady in her past life ? " "Not a thing." "Oh! well, perhaps it's better so excites and rattles a good woman more than it does a baa one, and that's what we wan t. " "But the judge !" protested the first shyster. • • Oh, hang the judge ! We'll rnak.e no direct attaeks—just do it by inference, you know, and they always permit that." "Bet she can disprove any statement we make." The partner looked disgusted. "Statement ! Statement I" he ex- claimed. • "Who's going to make a state- ment? I guess you never practised in the police courts, did you? There's no use giving her a chance to disprove anythium I'll cro.rteexamine her and ask her if she didn't secure a divorcefromaformer husband in 1884. That'll make her mad and she'll be- gin an indignant denial. Then I'll tell her to answer Yes' or No,' and it will rattle her worse than ever. She'll finally answer `No,' and I'll ask her ifshe's sure. When she gets excited over this I'll say Oh, all right ; all right. • I was afraid it might have slipped your mind. Let it •drop.' That will break her up worse than ever, but I'll drop the subject and ask her if it is true that she eloped with her father's coachman when she was 17 years old. That will settle her, sure, and, as 1 won't give her a chance to say more than ) Yes' or No,' the jury will be convinced that there's some- thing wrong. Moreover, she'll be so excited and mad by this time that she'll be practi- cally at our mercy and the force of her evi- dence broken." "And her reputation ruined." "But we'll win the case." "Well, of course, that's what we're hired for" They shook hands over the compact, says the Chicago Tribune, and the shyster was afterward quoted as saying in a political speech that the great fault with the judical system of the country was the difficulty ex- perienced in getting respectable women to take the witness stand in trivial cases. He couldn't account for it,except on the theory that they hadn't that desire to see justice done that men had. THAT STAIR CARPET. Things to be Done to Loy it Correctly and quickly. Few people know how to lay a stair car- pet correctly. The average man or woman begins at the top landing, some even etart at the bottom and fill each step with enough tacks to hold a house down. If the carpet happens to be a little scant in length, they can't stretch it, and the first time they move they find their carpet has been badly injured by being overtacked. They then begin to ruminate internally over the entire uselessness and expensiveness of stair rods, anyhow, says the American Carpet and • Upholstery Trade. If the carpet is bought of generous length and laid in the manner described below, the tack at the top and bottom can be drawn as often as desired, and the fabric moved a few inches up or down, so as to completely equalize the wear. The best and only way to lay it stair is to tack the carpet under the fabric that covers the landina begin at the top and fit the ct reet nicely in the centre of each step, securing it in its place by a single half -driven tack,. in the upright board. Then start again at the top, putting on the rod and fixtures at the same time. • The securing tack should be drawn and the carpet properly stretched as each rod is placed. In this way a straight stairway can always be accurately and smoothly covered. The most Popular rod at present is the seven -eighth or inch plain brass, with invisi- ble fastenings. For stairs where the carpet covers the whole width of the step a special rod is made. This fastening is tacked right on the face of the carpet, and the rod is dropped in a little slot at the top. There is nothing which makes a hallway more attractive looking on entering it than a tier of bright brass or nickel stair rods against a rich dark carpet. Cost of Raising Boys. A careful investigator of the subject has figured out the following interesting, ex- pense account," which is declared to be below the actual figures if anything : "The cost of raising an °refinery boy for the first 20 years of his life are here given : Per year for the first five years, all expenses, $100, or $500 in all ; $150 per year for the next five years ; $200 per year for the third five ; $300 per year for the next three years, and $500 for the next two ; or a total of $4,150 outlay by the time the boy's of age and able to hustle for himself." We hope the Star subscribers will remember that the editor has taken a contract to raise two hoys'and by promptly renewing their sub- scriptions they will greatly help us out in raising the fund of $8,300 that has got to be expended in behalf of those boys before our responsibilities cease. A hint to the wise is sufficient. —La Belle Star. • A Busy Man. Truth Chairman of Long Island City committee—We want the Mayor to open the annual meeting of the Y. M. C. A. on Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. Mayor's Secretary—Make it 9 o'clock and he will be there. Chairman of Committee—Why can't he come at 8? Mayor's Secretary—He has to open a dog fight at that lesur. • It's as They're Ilanaled. • Puck Mr. P. M. Leeg—Facts are stub- born things Mr. M. A. Sheen—Yes ; but the editor of an out protection paper can manage them to well that they serve his purpose very time." 111r8 Lardine, of Chicago—Really, Mr. Bigfee, I think that $500 for so simple it matter as a divorce is quite exorbitant. Mr. Bigfee (firmly but respectfully)— Those are my usual terms, madam, Mrs., Laraine (with hauteur)—Very well, sir ; you may write a receipt ; but 'I have never paid so much before, and never will again. It take' a very femme elan to keep from being too smart. Gladstone's nephew, Sir John Gladstone, owns the famous FettercairnSootch whiskey distillery at Patque. No wonder his Uncle has been paying him a 'Week's visits "1 suppose you take after your father, &dimly "1 do, if there is anything left te take.° . "'"-r-e211141,11"-E,"...."11•111"1"0"10"P. *ET OPTO110. *Warmer Iva° Looked at tke aright tilde ot Life. "Isn't it odd," asked Spatts " that one never meets an eptimistic farmer ?" "1 reet one while I was spending a few weelte in the western part of New York lest summer," replied 13loobumper. " Oh, come now ! You surely don't ex- pect that to be believed." "Indeed I do. I stopped at a house and aeked for a drink of water. .4 man sat on the parch who seemed corntnunicatiye and I got into convereation with him. Crops are very good thie year,' I remarked. Yes,' he said, we have a find yield' of everything.' " But I suppose,' I added, as is usually the case when everybody has lots of grain and other products to sell, the price is so low that it almost discourages farmers from trying to raise much more than they need themselves.' Well, it might discourage some,' said he, but he found that he could always sell whatever he could raise at prices which amply repaid him. • " There is a great apple yield this year,' I venture. Yes, immense.' But, with everybody gathering full crops of apples, you surely cannot get enough for them to pay for the picking.' Perhaps not from the apples themselves,' replied the farmer, 'but we can get excellent prices for the eider we can make.' " It was that way everything I suggested. He put the best side on every possible con- tingency, and seemed to be quite contented. As I left the place I remarked to a man who was approaching, 'I don't think I ever met a man who took a brighter view of things than the old gentleman on the porch.' Ah 1' replied the newcomer, as he shook his head, that's old Mr. Bowers. He was discharged from the .insane asylum two or three months ago as cured, but I guess he will have to go back. --Green,sbure Sparks. ' • Supplied Temperance Notes. Be guided by me, my friends, and neither .drink nor smoke. --Sir H. Davy. In the Bible Christian denomination there are between 200 and 300- ministers, every one of whom is a pledged abstainer. Dr. Norman Kerr, of London, has treated 1,500 cases of inebriety, and of these he is able to trace a family history of intoxica- tion iu 746 cases. Hon. Mr. Ross Minister of Education has promised to look into the Canadian 'temperance school manual with a view to securing an improvement. Of 600 cases treated for inebriety at the Fort Hamilton Inebriates' Home, 265 had one or more drunken relatives. ;The Bishop of Cloyne, Ireland, bas ordered the priests in his diocese not to say mass, or attend the funeral, or recommend the deceased to the prayers of the congregation, in any case where intoxicating drink is supplied at the wake of a deceased person, or at the funeral. It may not be generally known that Dr. Benjamin Richardson was a drinker when the London physicians assigned to him the task of investigating the action of alcohol on living tissues. He took a year for his experiments and came out a total abstainer; his science had controlled his conscienceand his life. When the lights are turned on, all the truly great are found at the feet of Jesus of Nazareth. The skeptics never rise above the second or third rank in the order of greatness. And it is noteworthy that, in the shadow of his .untimely death, Charles Dickens was peculiarly sensitive to a charge of irreverence, and wrote a letter to deny the charge, assert his faith, and add that he had written for his own children a history of the life of Jesus. Proof that Men arc Not Deteriorating. " It is a great mistake," says an architect, "to suppose that men are becomingsmaller physically. When I was iu Europe, in Munich, we gave a great ball, and the city authorities decided to let the artists have the use of the medreval armor stored in the museum there. There were only two suits of armor which could be worn by us. These were the suits of giants of that time. The rest, which belonged to the ordinary -sized, strong medimval soldiers, were too small for us. Would not this tend to show that we are larger than our ancestors were York Tribune. IIOugehold Flualiclering. London Moonshine: "Really, Emily, our household expenses are growing at an alarming rate 1" "Bur I keep them down all I can, George Just think how the price of every- thing is going up 1" ".Bat then, your extravagance ! Only last week you got another new bonnet." " Oh, that has nothing to do with it ! I saved that out of my housekeeping money. Those Etas. Buffalo News: Ethel—It was very em- barrassing to -day when I got into the stage and found Mr. Trotter filet e. I was engaged to him this summer, but hadn't noticed him since we got back to town. Rosalie—What did you do? Ethel—Well, I made the most of it, and let him pay my fare. Every Dog Has, His Day. Judge: Primus—I dined at the Newtons' yesterday and certainly their home seemed to be a very happy one. Secundus—Why, how is that? They area childless couple, aren't they ? Primus—Yes; but whooping cough and measles are playing havoc with their neigh- bors' children just now. An Unfortunate Cass. Lowell Citizen: " I see there is one class of men who are unable to obtain divormes in Chicago," remarked Mr. Stebbins. "For mercy sakes, who are they ?" his wife ques- tioned. "The bachelors," he replied, as he shut the door. HIS Excuse. Mrs. Tanker—What excuse have you to offer for coming home in such a disgraceful condition? Mr. Tanker—'Nozzer feller was it settin' 'm up. A Few Days Off. Buffalo News : Bingo—I am off on a little blow out and I would like to have you join me for a few days. Kingsley—What's the matter? Is your wife house-cleaning ? Bingo—Worse than that. She's trimming a hat. —A statue of John Bright, by Bruce Joy, was recehtly unveiled •at 11Ianchester, England. A monument erected to Christopher Marlowe, the poet and dramatistaat Canter- bury, Englend, was unveiled recently by Henry It is reported that it large steel company is experimenting With it process to renrlese Steel Sufficiently tenackert tosupplant acope! i per for the manufactute of rods and wires\ ' Tint CEN'I'd1112 COUPANY, 77 Murray Street, N. a —•••••••• imenastaa=mardnueNsawriziazzatannommornmaimm OPIllpft•Fmeranercw k‘'klS,\ \•Nl W • • ' " for Infants and Children "Castoriais so well adapted to eluldren that Castor's,. cures Colic, Constlealioth t recommend it as superiorto any prescription wBogur, SteterarelawDiarreimea, otatamme knovrn to me." IL A. Aacana 111 ."rnis' 6 -Ives t sleep, Pr°44C1'''' " gestSon, Ili So, OXfOrd 6t, Brooklyn. N. Y. Without injurious medicatiors. ;mew gees ';',,Sisecertarsessist,tse emsteS ts, Mao Weigel la 'tete es: 11. 'see HT THEIR GAIT. A. Shoemaker's Way of Telling; When Men Walk A shoemaker says, to a Globe -Democrat reporter, as soon as a man comes into my shop and takes off his ehoes I can tell whether or not he is a good walker, and it is astonishing to find now few Inas know the proper way to step out. , -If the shoe is worn down at the heel, not on the side, but strait back, and leather of the sole shows signs of weakness at the ball of the foist, a little greater on the inside just helow the base of the great to, I know that the wearer is a good walker. If, however, the heel is turned on one side, or is Worn evenly throughout, and the sole is woln near the toe, I know that I have to deal with a poor pedestrian. The reason of the difference in position of the worn spots lies in the fact that the poor walker walks from his knee and the good one from Isis hip. Watch the passer-by on tbe street and sem will at once see the differ- ence. Nine out of ten men will bend the knee very considerably in walking, stepping straight out with both hips on the same line, and the toe will be the the first to strike the ground. The tenth man will bend his knee very little, just enough to clear the ground, and will swing the leg from the hip, very much as the arm is swung from the shoulder, and not front the elbow. By so doing he calls upon the muscles that are strongest to bear the strain, and increases the length of his stride four or six inches. The heel touches the ground first and not the toe. A slight spring is given from the ball of the foot on making another stride. Men that walk in this fashion cover the ground .30 per cent. faster with the same exertion than those that walk from the knee. In pugilism the old rule is to strike from the shoulder and not from the elbow. In pedestrianism it is to walk from the hip and not from the knee. American cotton was introduced into Turkestan eight or ten years ago, its subse- quent developement being phenomenal. The product this year amounts to 126,000,- 000 pounds. Of the once powerful tribe of Tonkowa Indians only seventy-eight members remain. They occupy the reservation that was once the home of the Nez Perces, embracing 90,000 acres. elacecom ,anzaramzeoiccussimummeromm That II red Feeing Is a dangerous condition directly due to depleted or impure blood. It should not be allowed to continue, as in its debility the system is ekpecially liable to serious attacks of illness. It is re- markable how beneficial Hood's Sarsa- parilla is in this enervating state. Pos- sessing just those elements which the system needs and readily seizes, this medicine purifies the blood, and im- parts a feeling of strength and self-con- fidence. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best remedy for that weakness which pre- vails at change of season, climate or life. ood's "1SarpanUa believe it is to the use of Hood's Sarsaparilla that I owe my present health. In the spring, I got so com- pletely run down I could not eat or sleep, and all the dreaded diseases of life seemed to have a mortgagc on my system. I was obliged to abandon my work, and after seeking medical treat- ment and spending over $5o for different preparations, I found myself no better. n my wife persuaded me to try a bott e of Hood's Sarsaparilla. Before the drst bottle was gone I began to amend. I have now used two bottles and have gained 22 pounds. Can eat anything without it hurting me ; my dyspepsia and biliousness have gone. I never felt better in my life." W. V. EuLows, Lincoln, 111. alic4,5 th© Weak Strong " Early last spring I was very much run down, had nervous headache, felt miserable and all that. • I• was very much benefited by Hood's Sarsaparilla and recomMend it." MRS. 5. M. TAY - ECM, 1119 larclid Ave., Cleveland, 0. " I was very much tun down in health, had no strength and uo incirination to do anything. I have been taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and that tired feel- ing has left Me, my appetite has re- turned, I am Iike a new mail." CHAUN- CEY, LATHAM, North COhnnbUS, Obi°. 1010 44, dd. rbalieAcin- cat .10(1 by 1li5t i , sin 1"ropered �nly b}r C. 1. noob 1bO0, tow6;1, MO 6S06 Deentnis CARTE It ITTLE IVER PILLS. Sick Head:mile and releve all the troubles Ind. dent to a bilious state of the system, such as Dizziness, Nausea. Drowsiness, elestress after eating, Bain in the Side, Ma While their mast remarkable success has been shown in citing 8 Ileadaebe. yet CARTER'S Maven LWER PILLS are equally valuable in Constipation, eur19g and preventing this annoying complaint, uijile they also correct all disorders of the s1otna, stimulate the liver and regulate the bewe.s. Even if they only cured Ache they would be almost priceless to tease who suffer fruw this distressing compkitatt but fortunately their goodne does not end here, and those who once try them will find these little pills valuable in so many ways that they will not be willing to do without them. But after all sick head is the bane of so many lives that here is where we make our great boast. Our pets cure it while others do not. Warren's LITTLE teem Mies are very small and very easy to take. One or two pills make a dose. They are strictly vegetable and dt, not gripe or purge, but by their gentle actioe please all who us'e them. 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