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etemeeny'a Coming.
"Nra, She's dreadful busy a,liurryin' round the
house,
Ale boys are In the way, she ear:3,-0, mercy!
what a tense t
i can't sit here, I can't ,it there, oreven whittle
a stick,
Without 1 hear this same (Ad my, " Move out
o' the way there, quick."
0, what's a fellow to do, and where's a fellow
to go ?
Ancl:how can he keep on living when his
mother treats inni so t
But she wants nio round. the house an keeps
me jest a-rtmning
On errands o' here—'eause why ? Why corn,
p'ly'coming t
it's awful to bo a boy when you're the only
one,
Vitlijust a little sister or two --it ;ain't no kind
of fun.
it's downright mearr—that's what it, is—to keep
'Thistiiirres,flifolnw' n cellar an' out to the barn—
" lIero, Johnnie, shovel the snow 1."
Johnnie, bring in the wood:box full an
run an' gather the eggs,"
Or, "Johnnie, run down to the grocery store f."
It's Johnnie's pair of legs
'That thie house inoyes on, now 1 tell you—an'
they're forever miming,
13u1 more especially days like ildb, 'cans° why?
Why, compaly's coining.
I always have to wait around till the old folks
all get through,
An' then talu: what's left over for Me an' try to
make it do—
lt generally goes 'bout far enough, but it's
lonesome eating alone,
.An' the incest part o' the (thicken's gone an'
they've broke the wishing -bone.
.eer the biggest piece o' cake is took an' the
frosting's tumbled off,
An' the nuts an' apples is mighty scarce, an'
they've mussed the table -cloth.
t, dear! I think it's awful! it sets my head a-
s"'' humming
Whenever1 knovr by the wayma acts, that
there's some comp'ny coming!
—Our Little Men and Women.
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VICTORIA ON THE MOVE,
It Costs Shelling -MA Queen a NiCeiltaa SUM
tO GO Vikittiltg.
Many times, says a writer in "Frank
Leslie's," I have seen items in the American
Tapers which said that the Queen of Eng-
land travelled very plainly; that her private
carriage was no better than any other first-
class English carriage. I wish right here to
say that these reports are based upon no
authentic evidence. An official of the Mid-
land road took me into the Queen's carriage
as it stood in St. Pancras station, and I
. must say it is as fine as any Pullman car
ever built—and that is saying a good deal.
The walls of the saloon are of
satinwood, highly polished. The
cushions are of white silk, embroid-
ered in gold thread. A garter contain-
ing her motto, " Ifoni soit qtu mal y pense,"
surrounds her initials, V. R. Her large
chair—and it is a large one, too—is at the
back of the carriage and faces the engine.
At her hand is a silver plate in which are
electric annunciators, pressing upon which
she can call her different attendants who
occupy another compartment. Three other
easy chairs are in her compartment, besides
a satin wood table about six feen long and
three feet wide, upon which are piled the
latest English, French, German and Ameri-
can periodicals. The carpet is of velvet, and
in a good state of preservation, considering
it has been in use for over fifteen years.
The curtains at the windows and
a portiere are hung on silver poles.
The door handles are solid silver, and the
whole saloon has the appearance of solid
hisrury. Victoria, herself, selected the fur -
millings, which are said to pattern after the
white drawing -room at Windsor castle.
The whole saloon with fittings cost between
00,000 and $35,000. The carriage is about
balf the length of the ordinary American
railroad car. At first sight the carriage
impressed me as being gaudy, but this idea
'wore away in a moment. The railway offi-
ei I informed ine that ehe_Queea.paid about-
9O
ss fares for every one in her party. .As
lass 90 per mile for travelling, besides first
.
the official from whom I received my infor-
motion was in a position to know, this
explodes other reports that the Queen and
ler suit always travel free.
The Mannlicher Rifle.
The recent fighting in Chili has been
watched with a great deal of interest by
army and navy officers the world over, be-
cause it is the first war in which modern
rifles of small calibre have been used.
'The Congressionalist army was furnished
with the Mannlicher rifle. This modern
arm of precision takes a cartridge about' the
adze of an ordinary cigarette, which is
charged with an explosive aptly described
' as the "first cousin to gun cotton." The
projectile is a slender missile of steel, nearly
two inches long, and but three -tenths of
an inch in diameter, covered with
a thin coat of capper—which, being
soft, allows the projectile to follow the
rifling of the barrel more accurately, and
with less wear to the gun. These long,
-thin steel messengers of death were hurled
at
'thin,
troops at the rate of 40 to
BO shots per minute, with such effect that
tangle bullets frequently went through two
or three men at a time. The warfare of
the future will be conducted with small
calibre arms of a type similar to the Mann -
'licher. Had the Union pinnies in the re-
bellion been furnished with such arms the
Southern Confederacy would have collapsed
within a year. Flesh and blood cannot
stand the pitiless ram of these steel pro-
jeotiles, fired from a rifle which is effective
at a mile's distaime.--Toleslo Blade.
What Women are Buying.
Openvvorlz jet belts.
Persian figured batistes.
New velvour table covers.
Windsor ties of silk canvas.
Turkish embroidered d'oylies.
-Silk muslins in chintz designs.
Pale lettuce -green suede gloves.
lerdered satin -striped curtains.
Summer mantles of colored crepon.
Belts of snake skin highly polished.
Tall dresses of brown and mtvy-blue.
Coque fans edged with jet nailheads.
Aigrettes tipped with peacock's eyes.
Figured silks having diagonal effects.
Turkish printed cottons for draperies.
White suede gauntlets bound with tau.
Lace, crepe and chiffon ruches and boas
or the neek.—.Dry Goods and Fashions.
Everything, 15 lovely.
• The French army manteuvers are satisfac-
ory.
'The Austrian army rrianceuvers are satis-
factory.
The Russian and German maemeuvers are
saticfactory.
The captive balloon =simmers are molt
satisfactory, and the smokelees powder is
Just grand.
Now, then? What are you waiting far'
—New l'ork, Evening gun.
A Satisfactory Explanation.
Mr. Greenough—It seems to me that was
pretty light ton of coal you sent to my house
to -day, Mr, Coke.
Coal dealer—Why, that load was of the
'best quality, sir l • full of gas and tar, you
Irnow, anti those things don't weigh mech.
Mr. Greenough—Oh, OSOHISS 1110 I had
orgotten that.
—" What aro you always following mo
aroned for I" demanded the earth im-
patiently of the moon. "Oh, I get a few
quarters and halves by doing so," replied
the inoott nonchalantly.
PIXIE% FP "%ACRES.
DelfelOUS Dainties for One's SweetsTooth
in Winter—Peach Sweets and Pickles.
For crystallized peaches weigh peaches
that have been peeled and quartered and
allow one-fourth their weight of sugar for
syrup ; more for dusting them ; put
the peaches, Auger ansi enough water to
cover the bottom of the kettle over the fire
and cook them slowly until they can be
pierced with a straw ; take the peachee
from the syrup with a skimmer, roll each
piece in dry, granulated sugar, and lay then
a little apart upon sieves or dishes ' • they
must be protected from dust, sun andflies,
and kept in a current of dry, warm air ;
turn the peaches several times a day, and
as they dry dust more sugar over them until
they are quite free from moisture and look
like other crystallized fruit. Pack the
peaches in layers in wooden boxes with
white paper between them, and keep them
in a dry place.
Puaon EIGS,
Peel ripe, sound peaches, cut them in
halves, remove the stones, weigh the fruit
and allow half of its weight in sugar; put
'the peaches and sugar in layers in the pre-
serving kettle and heat them over a gentle
fire until the juice of the fruit dissolves the
sugar ; then continue to boil gently ; as the
peaches look clear take them out of the
syrup with a skimmer and lay them on
seisms in the sun ; turn the peaches occasion-
ally, so that they may dry evenly as the
syrup runs from. them ; protect the fruit
from the dust and expose it every day to
the sun until it is dry enough to pack in
wooden boxes, with sugar dusted between
the layers ; keep it in a cool, dry place.
OLD-PASHIC1w1 PEACH
Weigh, sound peaches—allow half their
weight of sugar—and to seven pounds of
fruit, three pints of vinegar, half an ounce
each of stick cinnamon and allspice, two
blades of mace and half a dozen cloves stuck
into each peach after they are carefully
brushed and pricked with a large needle ;
steam the peaches until a straw will pierce
them and put them in jars; boil the vine-
gar, sugar and spice for five minutes; pour
them hot over the peaches and seal the jars
at once.
PP,ACH MUTTER..
Allow a quart of molasses for each peck'
of peaches, and enough water to cover the
peaches ; peel the peaches if they are so
preferred, or only remove the pits ; boil the
peaches in water for about fifteen minutes,
then add the molasses a,nd spice to taste ;
stir often enough to prevent sticking, and
slowly cook the peaches until a smooth pulp
is formed • cool it and keep it in a dry
place closed from the air.
• PEACH PULP.
Peel perfectly ripe, sound peaches, mash
them through a colander or coarse sieve
with the potato -masher or a wooden spoon
and spread the pulp thus prepared about
a half-inch thick upon a smoothe, clean
board, on a marble pastry slab or on large
platters. Expose the pulp to the sun.
When it is properly dried dust it with fine
sugar, roll it up and inclose it in paper.
PEACH PLATES.
Peel and mash ripe peaches through a
sieve, mix with the pulp one-fourth its
weight of light -brown sugar and stew them
together three minutes after they begin to
boil ; then spread the preserve on the plates,
making it nearly an inch thick, and every
day set the plates in the sun where no dust
can gather until the preserve is nearly dry,
turning it as it dries. When the peach
pulp cleaves away from the plates freely
dust it with fine sugar, lay it with paper
between in paper or wooden boxes and keep
it in a dry, cool place. —Chicago News.
Bofs. Don't be Cheated.
e Boys, would you like to be cheated ? No,
you would not. Then be careful. Not
only keep a sharp lookout that others do
not cheat you, but be very careful lest you
cheat yourselves. There are hundreds of
boys who are trying to persuade themselves
into the belief that tobacco and beer are
good for them—that it is smart to chew
tobacco, to smoke cigars, to hang around
saloons, and drink beer; but, oh, how woe-
fully they are cheating themselves!
Would you like to smell like an old,
strong pipe? Would you like. to be a man
walking around with your mouth and
beard all besmeared with filthy, stinking
tobacco spittle? Would you like to be a
loathsome, blear -eyed, bloated, drunken old
beer -drinker. No, you would not. But
there are a great many such men in every
city and town. Once they were nice clean,
bright, happy boys like you are. How did
they become so degraded, loathsome, and
filthy? Why, when they were boys like
you, they cheated themselves into the belief
that it was a nice, smart, manly thing to
chew, smoke, and drink beer, and now they
are what they are.
Boys, resolve to be a little too smart to
cheat yourselves like that. The most silly,
senseless, stupid cheat is the boy who cheats
himself in that way. Don't do it, boys,
don't.—Selected.
In tine World's Biggest City.
•English railways earn over $3,750,000 a
week.
About $1,000,000 worth of articles are
pawned in London every week.
London theatres issue something like
50,000 free passes every year.
The street accidents in London last
year numbered 5,728, of which 144 were
fatal.
• A carrier pigeon taken from the vicinity
of Berlin to London, haying escaped, flew
direct to its old home.
Over thirty-five tons of documents de-
posited at the British Public Record
Office have just been destroyed, as of HO
value.
Tine Willing T'atlent.
Mudge (who has sworn off)—Doctor, I
stepped on a, banana_ peel and received a
pretty hard fall. I am afraid 1 have broken
my wrist.
Dr. Bowless—Let me see. No, there is
nothing broken. Just bathe your wrist in
whiskey four or five times a day and you
will be all right,
Mudge—Er—doctor, hadn't I better be
carefully examined for internal injuries, tool
Hard to Snit.
Jevveler—I have a good second-hand
watch here I can sell you.
• Citstomer—But I don't want a second-
hand watch
Jeweler—But there aro no watsaies made
now without second hands.
—A society known as the " Speak No
Evil Society " • is a neer much-needed
society.
—" This suspense is terrible," • remarked
the horse -thief who was being interviewed
by Judge Lynch.
TOO LATP,.
"Where are you going, my pretty maid ?
"I'm going to Smutny. sebool, sir," she said.
"Con a go with yea, my erette maid r
4' We're had our pienic, kind air she said.
---The biggest license fee ever offered was
" all the kingdoms of the world." This fee
Wan not ticeePted.e-Stafeentan.
PALL PIA OUGHT effi f3EPORE MARKETING OROP
4 Method Which Will Assist Manitobans tO
Avoid Summer Frosts.
The yield this year will be enormously
large and will grade well, notwithstanding
all that ha e been sttid of the frosts; in addi-
tion, prices prorniee to rule fairly high.
There are store bills to pay, mortgages to be
met and implement dealers to he xeckoned
with. The temptation will be great to
thresh and market as fast as possible to
meet these demands, and to realize the
pleasure of a handsome surplus that will
remain to the farmer. The crop is so heavy
that the whole fall season could be more
than exhausted in disposing of it. But
let not the temptation draw the farmers
away from the importance of attending
to their fall ploughin,''', in the end
that will be better for thein and for all
others concerned, unless it is indeed to sit
down content with this season's crop. But
no one will do that. There is another year
colning, and the prudent will prepare for it,
If the threshing and ploughing together
cannot be clone, let the threshing go and
attend to the other. The threshing will
keep, but the ploughing, will not, It is a
waste of opportunities th throw the latter
over until the spring, which has its own
demands and necessities. A few weeks will
make little difference to anyone in the
marketing of the present crop, but they
may make a very vast difference in
the extent and growth and maturity
of that of next season. There is another
consideration, however. The wheat market
is strangely unsettled, and it is difficult for
a novice to follow and understand it ; but
there is one thing the most inexperienced
of us can comprehend. There is an unusual
shortage in the world's supply, and the
natural effect of this condition will be to
enhance prices. From a view of the whole
situation as it appears in the light of com-
mon sense, it seems reasonably certain that
the Northwest farmer who allows his
threshing to stand while he devotes all the
time necessary to his fall ploughing will not
only be better prepared for next year, but
will find better prices prevailing -when he
comes to market the crop of this year. But
even if this were not to be the experience,
the preparation for next year will find its
own recompense. The farmer who works
with his head as well as his hands will vastly
prefer to take the chance of the market two
or three months hence than to neglect the
work necessary to give him a good start
next spring, This much can be said with-
out advising or being understood to advise
farmers to hold off their threshing merely in
the hope of a rise in prices.
But whatever influence, or inducement,
or temptation there may be to the contrary,
we would strongly advise all farmers not te
neglect their fall ploughing. Their stacks
will not run away, and buyers in plenty will
be here whenever the wheat is forthcoming;
but time lost in the fall in the preparation
for next year's seeding cannot be made up
in the spring. Instead of waiting for the
frost to get out of the ground in the spring
to permit of ploughing, the seed should be
in and growing, and making all possible
haste towards maturity against the coming
of that unpropitious period in the late sum-
mer that is always attended with anxiety if
nothing else.— Wm/is:peg _Free Press.
HOW TO HANDLE GUNS.
Advice Which Boys and Many Old People
Should Reed.
Having been asked by friends frequently
for advice for their boys in handling guns,
says a writer in "Forest and Stream," I
send you a digest of same. Perhaps, as the
shooting season will now be on soon, you
mi htthink them worth publication :
mpty' or lbaded, never' point a gun
towards yourself or any other person.
When a -field, carry your gun at the half-
cock. If in cover, let your hand shield the
hammers from whipping twigs.
When riding from one shooting ground
to another, or whenever you have your grin
in any conveyance, remove the cartridges,
if a breech -loader, it being so easy to re-
place them. If a muzzle -loader, remove the
caps, brush off the nipples, and place a wad
on nipple, letting down the hammers on
wads—simply removing caps sometimes
leaves a little fulminate on the nipple,
and a blow on the hammer when down dis-
charges it.
Never draw a gun toward you by the
barrels.
More care is necessary in the use of a gun
in a boat than elsewhere; the limited space,
confined action and uncertain motion mak-
ing it dangerous at the best. If possible, no
more than two persons should occupy a boat.
Hammerless guns are a constant danger to
persons boating.
Always clean your gnu thoroughly as soon
as you return from a day's sport, no matter
how tired you feel ; the consequence of its
always being ready for service is ample
return for the few minutes' irksome labor.
Lucky Lord Roseberry.
The London Evening News and Post says:
" To him that hath shall be given' might
the Earl of Roseberry well cry. By the
death of his stepfsther, the Drike of Cleve-
land, he succeeds to the Battle estate in
Sussex, which is worth over £7,000 a year—
to saynothing of the famous Abbey„and
the right of presentaiion to the peculiar
deanery of Battle, an ecclesiastical office
which, like the deanery of Bucking in
Essex, and of Stamford, is exempt from all
external jurisdiction. Lord Roseberry has
been lucky all his life. Ile came into £25,
000 a year of his own right before he was of
age ; he married the only child of Baron
Meyer Rothchild, who brought him landed
estates and money in millions ; and now he
caps his good luck by coming into the
Duke's Sussex property. There will be
rejoicing in the Gladstonian camp, for the
Earl of Roseberry, with the exception of the
late Lord Wolverton helped financially
more than any other peer the Home Rule
candidates in the 1886 election ; and thus
far age has not withered his admiration for
the G. 0. M., in whose last Ministry the
Earl, as Foreign Secretary, was one of the
few Ministers who did not make a mess of it.
•,• Sunday Annusements.
Rochester Herald : The Sunday question
at the Elmira fair was settled by the en-
gagement of Da Talnutge to preach. Twelve
thousand people, assembled to hear him.
This is a pointer for the World's Fair
people.
A wife, living on the outskirts of San
Francisco, wanting to send information of
the Sudden illness of the baby to her hus-
band, whose place of business was five
miles distant, entrusted the message to one
of the family's cerrier pigeons. The bird
not only delivered it safely, so the San
Francisco Examiner relates, but brought
back a small vial of medicine which the
husband tied to its leg. All this was done
in about twenty minutes, or less time than
it would have taken a physician to journey
to the house.
—A lady of this city has for the last six
months tegulated the air of her room by
a glass transom. When the room was too
dose she opened the trenSoin to edmit air,
closing it at night to prevent draughts and
DAIMETOlt wAxiNG.
Wyoming "Women Aeesing Their Nowl.Y
ACtinired, Privileges.
The new staites ere fall of fads and
.
fancies, and it s impossible to suggest any
legislation that they are not willing to try.
Wyoming is the latest in the experimental
line, having just passed a law placing a tax
of $2 a year on all bachelors over thirty,
the manifest purpose being to compel them
to get xnarried. Wyotning is a great state
for women ancl has a high admiration for
the weaker sex, but is not this carrying it a
little too far ? It has granted women the
right of , suffrage and the right to sit on
juries, and this new anti -bachelor law is
regarded ac a natural sequence of female
-voting. Of course, the women like the
law and Kate Field speaking for them, says
of ‘1‘11,'Vliether the fact that women veto
there has anything to do with this new de-
parture I don't know, but why isn't it a
just tax! Society says to a Nvoinan; It is
your business to be married as soon after
you have made your debut as possible.
Otherwise you'll be called an old maid, than
which there can be no epithet more odious.
But you can't choose a husband, That
would be most unwomanly. You must wait
womentobedt'** *a.uvEtintg80
0in
auistedor
blessedness, just so long ought munaeried
flivinginas
men to be taxed. This tax ought to begin
at the age of tt,anmcz11, doubled every five
years."
This is a feminine view of the matter, but
a very silly one. It would be silly in any
state. It is especially so in Wyoming,
where there is a large excess of males in the
population, and where it is impassible for
all the men to marry, even if they wished
to, as there are not enough women to go
round. It is true that women might be im-
ported for this purpose, but a large pro-
portion of the men of Wyoming cannot afford
this, or do not care to try this "pig in the
poke" business, and engage themselves to
women before they see them.
In no. State in the Union do women have
greater opportunities and privileges than in
Wyoming. They have been given the
elective franchise, they have been placed on
a perfect equality with men on all questions
of right and privilege, and they have no
trouble in picking husbands for themselves,
for no woman goes to Wyoming who is not
besieged by admirers. Under such circum-
stances it is more than unreasonable that
men should be taxed for not marrying
when there are no women for them to
marry.
Tlaw, moreover, smiles to be thor•
°uglily deficient in sentiment, for it refuses
to take into consideration the fact that a
man may not be able to get the girl he
wants, but tells him that if he fails with
Mary, he must at once try his fortune with
Ann
As for the interference with rights and
liberties, that is becoming so common now-
aedays as to attract no surprise whatever.
The Gevernment has undertaken to regulate
bylaws, the morals of the community and
private life.
It is, indeed, a surprise that no attempt
has been made to renew the curfew laws;
but we suppose that the women who are in
control of Wyoming will re-enact this at
an early day, and require the men whom
they have compelled to get married to be
home at 9 at night and not linger too /ate
at the lodge. —Hew Orleans Times -Demo-
crat.
LOOKING FOR ISLANDS.
A British Fleet Bunting New Temetorr in
tine Pacific Ocean.
It is reportetl that Great Britain has a
naval expedition in the Pacific for 1he• pur-
pose of "discovering" and annexing islands
that belong to nobody in particular except
the inhabitants. The officers of the expe-
dition have recently hoisted the British
flag over the lovely island of Labreton,
lying near the Phillipines. It is said that
this year they have added at least half a
dozen islands to Her Britannic Majesty's
dominion though they have failed 10 keep
the rest Of the world informed of their pro-
gress. The German explorers who have
been trying to rival the British have met
with less success. They have set up a pro-
tectorate over some of the islands of the
Gilbert group, hoping for as much success
as they had previously gained in the Mar-
shall group; but the native chiefs there
object to German. protection, and have
recently shown their readiness to fight
against it, and especially to prevent the
seizure of japitonwaiah. It is probable
that the German kaiser has not yet given
his whole mind to the questions that are
under debate at Jubuit and thereabouts.—
M Y. Times.
Mr. Lease Knew "Ter.
The other day it was raining hard when
Mrs. Lease boarded a street ear. The car
was chuck full and all the men on the seats
sat closer back and evinced a determination
to keep a position of sedentary comfort.
Mrs. Lease cast her eye down the car and
at the same time a man in the corner started
to rise.
" Don't," said the man next to him,
grasping his arm. " That's Mrs. Lease.
Don't you know her? She believes in the
equality of the sexes. Woman suffrage, you
know,"
The stooped man smiled and got up.
"Come," said the speaker, still more im-
portunate, "you're not going to get up, are
you ? If she thinks she's equal to a man let
her stand. Give her a dose of her own
medicine."
But Mrs. Lease bad taken the man's seat,
greatly to the discomfort of the other, who
wanted to see her stand. Next day he met
the stranger on the street.
"Hello !" he said, "you're the man that
gave up your seat to Mrs, Lease. You
missed a good chance to take her down a
little. There wasn't another man in the
car who would have given way. Wasn't
impolite, you know. Just a little joke.
What made you get up? Did she hypnotize
you ?"
"See here," said the man addressed, "1
guess you don't know me."
" Can't say that I do. Who are you?"
"I'm Mr, Lease."
Figs and Ilaistiett.
A good man dies whenever a boy goes
wrong.
It takes a thinker to make another
thinker think,
• Faith never stands around with its hands
in its pockets.
The devil loves to get his hands on good-
hearted people
Birds with bright plumage do not always
make good pot pie
God sees heroes where the world sees only
very common people.
It takes contact with other people to
make us acquainted with ourselves,
The devil has no use for the man who
always does as he would be done by.
One way to reach the masses is to be
willing to take them as they come—Rea&
Horn,
exclu e noise. Tt wothed like a charm , The skeleton of a gigantic inan,ineasuring
until she discovered that there had never , 8 feet 6 filches in height, was found near
been ally glass in the transom, --Dctroit the Jordan River, jest outside Satt Lake ,
.Pro Pre88. •City, last week.
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for Infants and Children.
"Castaliti is se weiladapted t,o children that
L recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me." • H. A., Anmann, II, D.,
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The Kind of Main Who Ilialkes Herne
• Happy.
It isn't the man who tries to flirt with
•every pretty girl he sees.
It isn't the man who thinks more of his
mustache and white hands than he does of
anything else in the whole wide world, un-
less it is his clothes and polished boots.
It ifin't the man who is contented to have
no business on his mind that he can shirk
out of, and who is willing to depend for
support on "father."
It isn't the Irian who is an eloquent,grace-
ful talker among friends and whose family
never hear a civil answer from his lips.
It isn't the man who hurries ahead of you
up the elevated steps, leaving you to climb
wearily up as best you can, and who is not
solicitous as to whether you et or stand.
In short, the only man who can really
make home a paradise on earth for a woman
is the man who loves her so well he is ever
solicitous for her every comfort, who thinks
• of herwelfare before he does of nis own, ansi
who has a love for his mother, his sisters,
and the home of his boyhood.—Young
Ladies' Bazar.
For the Doctors.
The Medical Record says that the Journal
of Inebriety has demonstrated to its satis-
faction that alcahol is always a poison and
never a food; that drunkenness is always
a disease, and generally curable when
properly treated ; that a physician should
be the last one to use spirits in moderation
or excess; that the use of alcohol as a
beverage is an evidence of ignorance of the
teachings of modern science; and, further-
more, the Record acknowledges the Journal
is right and advises all its professional
readers to be total abstainers.
The Sultan of Morocco has directed that
young girls shall no longer be publiely sold
in the markets of Fez and other towns.
— Queen Marguerite, of Italy, is a pretty
brunette, who, though the mother of a
son now of age, looks as attractive as when
she was a bride, twenty-three years ago.
She takes great pains to retain her good
looks.
— There is a deeply -rooted superstition
in Scotland that May marriages are un
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or nt
A Weli Known Lady Tells
of Crest Benefit
erived From
Flood9s Sarsaparilla
For Debi Ety, Neuralgia and
Catarrh
"ToRwro, Dec. 28, 189o.
"C. I. HOOD & Co., Lowell, Mass.
"GENTLEMEN:For many years I have
been suffering from catarrh, neuralgia
and general debility. I failed to obtain
any permanent relief from medical ad-
vice, and my friends feared I would
never find anything to cure me. A
short time ago I was induced to try
Hood's Sarsaparilla. At that time I
was unable to walk even a short dis-
tance without feeling a
Death -Like Weakness
overtake me. And I had intense pains
from neuralgia, in my head, back and
limbs, which were very exhausting.
But I am glad to say that soon after I
began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla I saw
that it was doing me good. I have
now taken three bottles and am entirely
Cured of euralgia,
am gaining in strength rapidly-, and
can take atwo-mile walk without feel-
ing tired. • I do not suffer nearly so
much from catarrh, and find that as my
strength increases the catarrh decreases.
I am indeed a changed woman, and
shall always feel grateful to Hood's Sar-
saparilla for what it has done for me.
It Is ilfly Wish
that this my testimonial shall be pub-
lished in order that others suffering as I
was may learn how to be benefited.
• "Yours ever gratefully,
• "Mas. M. E. Meneicx,
"36 Wilton Avenue,
Toronto, Canada."
This is Only One
Of many thousands of people Who
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benefit obtained from Hood's Sarsapa-
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od's
arsaparilla
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Miles of It, Tons or It, Oceans of It.
The following is an extract from a private
letter received. by a member of the TIMES
staff:
It is two months, to -day, this 3rd of Sep-
tember, since we came to our farm -house in
the midst of wheat fields upon the banks of
the Assiniboine. The grain was beautiful
then in its green stateliness and promise,
but now it looks as if all the gold that had
been found and spent in all time had
been poured upon the miles of prairie to
which all the rest of the world is looking for
its supply of bread. Great stacks of
sheaves, like thatched cottages about one
wide horizon, are multiplying daily as the
stocks dry and cure to be packed uerfor the
threshing. Late fields still standeuneut,
bending proudly their golden heads to the
autumn breeze, and others are "humped
all over," as Mollie says, with the stooks of
from ten to twelve sheaves each which have
been lately cut.
' From the number of buffalo bones we find
in all stages of decay -upon the yet un-
ploughed land, these hills were mice a
favorite resting -place for the vanished
herds. A score of years ago, perhaps, this
very land around our house was a camping
ground for them. Looking at the stooks of
wheat by moonlight, it needs only a little
fancy to imagine the old tramps of the soil
still in possession.
Upon the Soults and west the wheat
fields begin only a few feet from the house
walls. Bordering them now is a gorgeous
coloring of golden -rod and sanflower and
purple asters, when a few weeks ago the
wild roses and blaebells blushed and
bloomed.
Six -years -old Mollie is completely lost in
the depths of the wheat forest, while of
Percy and Muriel, who are almost double
her age and height, nothing can be seen but
their big straw hats as they wander through
the fields. Indeed, the wheat is just about
the height of the mother herself, which is
at least five feet in her slippers. We are
situated upon the highlands, which lie be-
tween the .Assimboine and Little Sasketche-
wan Rivers, about seven miles west from
the conflaence of the two rivers. The
frost—the terror of the land—very
rarely does any serious damage in this
favored region. Deep ravines rim between
hills of 'every conceivable shape and siee,
making pictures of endless variety, as the
ravines are clothed with foliage which is
now touched by autumn's magic. These
hill tops are smooth enesigh for easy farm-
iug, though over -grown before breaking by
low " scrub " °eke and hazel bushes,
where the soil is best. Upon the height,
perhaps a mile north of us, one can see
away down and across the Assiniboine river
to the Brandon hills, which lie ten or
eleven miles east of the city of Brandon,
and nearly thirty miles from the gazer's
statidpoint. Miles of wheat are thus to be
semi' in one comprehensive view tliat must
be seen to be believed in. A t this time of
the year one can scarcely enjoy the
prospect without feeling, if not expressing
the oftetpeated, " Surely this is the 0111'
den of the Lord and the land whereintlhe
poor man may dwell in safety."
—San Francisco's cable system is greater
by fifty Juliet than that ".by other city.