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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-8-13, Page 7clitsta 06" Plinety.one. They tell me 'bras the fasbion, Oh, long and long age; Fes girls to look like lilies white, slt Immo and sew. Vorth strode theitnray brothers, On any a gallant quest ; llut the maids behind the lattiee Their weary souls possess,ed. 'To-dfq the times him altered, And pretty Kate and Nell Are playing melee tennis.– _in they do it 'well. They ride aOrOSS Llic etnt11:1•3',. They climb the mountaiirsside, And with oars that feather lightly. Along the isvers if they've net yet been to college, They are g011ig hy-and,bye, To shake the tree of knowledge. Though its brain:hes tenet: the sky, For all their Greek and, And poring over books, With faces smooth as satin. They'll keep their dainty looks, leo you want a happy comrade, Li study or in fun? . Be suro find her euieklY 'Mid the girls ofNinety-one. Shell kecp-that bright heaftstoadY, Unharmed in any whirl, And not a lad walleye her less Deerruse she is a girl. •-•.211argaret P1. Sautister, " i4 Harper's .Young PeoPle• Tim Way They Greet You. IN CIIICAGO. In Windville's wild and Ivooly streets, If you. a, maiden greet And ask her how she feels shell say: "Tin in.it with both feet."' IN 130SYON, When Boston people meet you on Their lovely Common green They greet you very warmly, thus: "Well, well, heow haveyembean ?" IN TUE SUNNY somu, Down South they swear by good old rare, The stuff that kills or cures ; The style of greeting there is this : "Well, Colonel, sali, what's yOltrer IN 13E007:LYN The Brooklyn man wlaire'er he's met, Without fail you can tell; He always asks in eager tones:. Are all the babies well ?" IN NEW YORK. New York is lined with people who Come hem from many lands; As each the other's tongue can't speak, They greet by shaking hands. TAUGHT A LESSON. now u Warmer aearned What an Expensive Fellow fle was, "I made a big crop of wheat this year," said the farmer, who always thinks he is the family. "I sold nearly .$200 worth of 'butter and cogs, and paid off a mortgage that has been bothering ine for years. I guess I will be able to buy that woods pas- ture next year." It was always "large I" and "little you" with him. Ills wife, who was a famous manager, grew very tired of it, says the Chicago Herald. She did not want any share in the honor she had not earned; but she did know that all the ready money came from her side of the home—from the dairy or the garden or the poultry yard, places hor husband never visited. So when the minister came to tea the housewife delivered her lecture. "John has been very busy this year. He has cleared up 10 acres of wild land, and made the biggest crops wehave had in 10 years. But we don't seem to be much bet- ter off after all. He has had to pay so much for his harness and farm tools. And then his clothing has cost '$30 and his schooling and he has paid nearly $50 for doctor "Why," said the amazed husbandman, haven't had but one suit of clothes, and they cost me $20. The children had the Test. And I haven't been to school this year—not if I know myself.; that was for the boys. And that doctor's bill was for yourself. Why, I haven't spent half the money on myself." "Oh, certainly not," said the wife, with a smile which disarmed opposition; "but as we always speak of yon as one who makes the money, I thought you might object if we didn't credit you with spending all of it." , The preacher saw the moral, but the :farmer was a week learning that since wife and boys helped him accumulate, wife and . 'boys shonla have some credit for the ac- cumulation. PREACHER ANIS SMOKER. 3Iabi15 of Rev. Dr. Spurgeon, London! Famous Pulpit Orator. Me. Spurgeon hat a strong partiality for the fragrant weed, says the London Star. Sunday evenings after the service at the Tabernacle he may be seen reclining in the cusbions of hie carriage and puffing away at his pipe as he is driven home. He says that after a hard day's work he finds a smoke has a soothing and resale' effect upon his nerves. Westwood, his home at Beulah Hill, Nor- wood, is, perhaps, the tineet phme owned by a dissenting pareon in this country. He has a magnificent collection of plants, shrubs, etc., from all parts of the world. The grounds are laid out on a most lavish scale, and all the appointments of the place are in keeping. Mr. Spurgeon has Sometimes been re- monstrated with ,by persons more orthodox than himself—if such can be conc&vecl—for driving on Sunday. His retort is teat he is under grace, while his horses are under the law, so that their Sabbath comes on Satur- day a.nd his own on Sunday, which is a most convenient arrangement. But it is a fact that he takes care the animals shall have at least one day's rest in seven, which is both prudent and humane. The reporter's transcript of his Sunday morning's sermon has to be in his hands by 7 o'clock on Mondsy morning, when he -carefully revises the MS. Whether he makes any provision or stipulation for the shorthand writer's rest day dcos not tran- spire. Temperance Exhibit. Temperance will have a great exhibit at the World's Cohnnbian Exposition. Tem- perance drinks, temperance literature and temperance hospitals will be features of the display. - Installation Secretary 'Hurst received application for space for the exhibit yee- terclay. Miss Josephine E. Nicholls, of Indianapolis made the application on be- half of the Womana Christian Temperance Publication Association. Nor will the mchilsit be restricted to temperance sub. jecte only. A model creche will be erstab- liehecl, with nurses and cribs for the care of children whose parents will leave them for a few hours ; the hospital will be fitted for the care of emergency cases, the treat inent to be without the use of alcoholic stimulants. A large pavilion will be fitted up. with fountains, flags and banners from tlurty-eight national unions. The entire display is to be the result of female labor and will be most elaborate in all its details. Claieago Daily Neum... A soldier wrote home for a Suaala of cash Appencled to the lotto* was the following postscript "1 felt so atharned at leo:- ing asked you to send hie ton frame, that ran to the post Oleo to get sny letter back. Uefoetileately b had goite."--Peca Oral. aTieht Clerk–arrow deem it soon to bi? 110701 WalbreSe ? liTOW Gil' --It stems at if I was maid to osden--,Thaaao Repress, TUE secnuir. Fasso InItusiness Diceause Customera Found Hint Tricky. The red flag fluttered over the door of Gillam' e emporium. The villagers were crowding tbe ShieWalk, says YOUtie 8 CM^ panion, while from within came the sound of the auctioueora nasal tones and the rap of his hammer. Mr. Whine a merchant from the neighboring county town, stopped in 0 group of men outside. "Ned Oillam sold out by the sheriff ! What doe e that mean ? 1 should have said that of all the young men in this village he was the one who would make his way. Has he taken to drink ?" "Not at all," said the squire. "He's sober enough." " Ned unaerstood his business," pursued Whiflin, still curious. He was a ealesman for me for two years, you know. I never had a more polite fellow to customers, nor One who e0111(1 run off goods faster. I never had any damagea goods left on his counter. He sold them all at full price. He was almost too smart." " You have hit the nail on the head, there !" said the squire. " Gillum is a pleasant, polite fellow, but tricky. When he opened the Emporium we all went there to buy. I took my custom from old David Longaker at tlse corner, thinking that we must have the 'fine table delicacies' which Ned promised. "But presently I discovered that when- ever he could paint off inferior goods for the best he did so. I never went back to him. David's goods were always just what he represented them to be. He' a crusty old fellow, but his word is to be taken." " Our experience Wite the same," said the doctor. "My wife and daughters wanted to keep up the fashion, and bought their hats and gowns which Ned declared were the style in New York. "But when they found that they were old auction goods which he had bought cheap and sold at high profit, they never went into his store again. "That is the history of his dealings with most of the villagers. One after another dropped away until he had nobody left. Hence—the red flag and the sheriff!" waving his hand. " Well ! well! I always thought Ned Gillam would score a success in this world !" said Mr. Whiffin, as he climbed into his buggy and drove toward 'home. Such a polite fellow and so agreeable to every- body. !" he muttered, flicking his horse gently. e Y-oung Gillam himself, as he watched the auctioneer marl the buyers, wondered bit- terly at his defeat. He had started with but little capital, but clear of debt. Now he owed everyone, and the assets would not cover his debts. "1 tried to be civil and pleasant !" he said. "1 looked sharply after any own in- terest. I doe% know where my mistake was !" But every villager in the crowd knew. The secret was a truth as old as the first trade -which was made between the children of Adam ; it repeats itself in every indi- vidual life to -day, and most readers who have seen this glimpse of village history can tell what it is. WHAT LONDON TEACILES ITS. Paved Streets That stand the Homiest Traffic. London will teach you that it is possible fol. the streets of the busiest city in the world to be kept scrupulously clean. It will teach Americans, too, that a city can be paved so as to withstand the inroads of heavy traffic, and yet be a luxury for one to drive on any of its streets. We may teach them how to build the cars, but they can teach us how to _construct safe rail- roads. Where the American railroad grades a crossing and endangers life the English road builds a tunnel and praects the public. The wooden piers along the river fronts are nightmares when you see those buttresses ot masonry in England. The American housewife is taught how beautiful the humblest home can look when flowers bloom fame every window in it, and gardens look like spots of paradise. The English woman can teach her American sister the great secret of keeping young by refusing to worry. She knows that worry means premature age, and she has too high a regard tor her health to endanger it with what she knows vvill not avail. The English girl will teach the pride of every American that the foundation of the best health is exercise and plenty of it, and that healthy girlhood is the stepping stone to the best wifehood and motherhood ; though, in every other respect, the American giri can stand comparison.—Ladies' lionte Journal. Ito Place for "Make -11p." According to the St. James' Budget, ladies who have been accustomed to heighten their charms by the wiles of the toilet table had better keep away from the Transvaal. They would not be long in Pretoria before they got into serious trouble. The Second Cham- ber of the Volk.sraad has passed and sent up to the First Chamber a masks and disguises bill which will press severely upon ladies— and gentlemen, too—who are not physically what they seem. Whoever wears a wig, for instance, and is caught in the dreadful act, may be fined £10, or sent to prison forafort- night. An exception will, perhaps, be made in favor of actors and actresses while they are on the stage. Presumably, it will also be an offence to wear a mask or go about on stilts ; but those are amusements in which people do not want to indulge every day. With all the detaile of this highly moral bill we are not familiar ; but if it prohibits wigs it must Surely condemn that artistic heightening of the complexion to which so many ladies are—perhaps erroneously—supposed to owe something. The Puritan fathers of the Transvaal may as well do the thing thoroughly while they arc about it. A Romance from the Barge Office. A romantic story was developed at the Barge office, says the New York .Press. Rosina )3orgenset was one of the immi- grants landed from the steamer Rhynland. the is an attractive girl of 18, and wore a handkerchief tied about her arm. Leopold /3entel, of Brooklyn, stood with a photo. graph in his hand watching the passengers, and when Ilosina approached Spoke to her. It was then learned that Bentel Was to marry the girl. She is the daughter of as old sweetheart in Germany, who died a few months ago. Bentel was to have married the mother, but her parents forced her to wed a richer man. The husband clied ; then the wifefollowed,leavieg Rosina alone. Thereupori Bentel proposed to her, was ac- cepted, and she eame to marry him. • Gouned's heakh has become eo badly shat- tered as to forbid hie doing any work what- soever) and his physiathas have denied him the sight of ealkrs. Another distieguished sick Man is De Lamps, whose hold ou life is regarded as Very elight, He is 81 and lacks the physical vitality to rally from the lllncs tthet has psosteeted 131113. Capt.. Heine, of the etoamehip 'Etruria and eommalore of the Camara fleet, has just completed his SiORtii, trip across the Atlantic'. Ito began his sea life hi 1.838, and has been in the service of the Cettara eerepany same: 18',7. Vflial8 ALI llow Chinese in AuStratin Duke Their $ A Chinaman lrIvi7igt"i1418. AuStralia when anxious to hav a wife of Inc own nation, sends u letter to an agent in Hong Kong, written in such terms us these; "1 want wife, She must be a maiden Under 20 years of age, and must not have left her father's house. She must also have never read a book, and her eyelashes met be half an iamb in length. Her teeth mutt be as sparkling as the pearls of Coylen. Her breath must be like unto the scents of the magnificent odorous groves of Java, mut her attire must be from the Uken weavers of Ka -la -Ching, which are on the banks of the greatest river in the woad—the ever - flowing Yang-tte.laiang. Tim price of a Chinese woman aelivered in Sidney is :US, but two Chinese women only cost :1252 ; therefore the Chinese import the women in couples. The hnporter never sees his women before they arrive, and then be generally salads the best -looking one. The other is shown around to a number of welato-do Chinese, and alter they have in- spected her she is submitted to what may be called public auction. The writer happened to be present at one , of these (sides. A young girl aged about 10 was offered, and after some spirited bidding, purchased by a •vealthy Chinese shopkeeper, whose place of business is in one of the leading towns in New South Wales, for £120. The melancholy aspect of the girl as she went away in company of the man who purchased her was deplorable in the extreme. —Shea teld Telegram. They Are Not " Parasites." Professor Goldwin Smith, with an autlac. ity which imperils his reputation as an kis. toricel ceitic, declares •that the Hebrews have suffered persecution for many centuries because they are a parasitic race." The only objection tve can make to this statement is that it is not true. There is no definition of the word "para- site" which will properly include that "peculiar people." A parasite is a person who gets his living in whole or in part without working for or otherwise earning. it. He is a dead beat who cajoles the giver of a feast out of an in- vitation eats at his host's expense and re- pi pays his ndebtedness by flattery. Mr. Smith illustrates by remarking that the liebressa " insert themselves into the homes of other nations for the purpose of gain, while they retain a marked and repel- lant nationality of their own." 1. The Hebrew is falsely stigmatized as a parasite because he is a hardy, thrifty fellow and in every sense self-supporting. So far as this country is concerned, he asks no special legislation and seeks no favors, but takes his chances with the rest of us. He generously supporis hospitals of his own, and never allows the poor of his race to be - cornea State charge. His attitude toward the Government is marked by a loyalty which has never been questioned, and in the general rush for political office he is edn7 spicuous by his absence. He has his faults and eccentricities, but in this respect he is not unlike the people of any other nation- ality, including ourselves. 2. As to their "inserting themselves" into this or that nationality for purposes of gain, why, we also are in the " inserting" business whenever an opportunity for profit shows itself. The man who does not buy and sell for gain is a Isumen curiosity whose capture would make the fortune of a Barnum, and the man who wouldn't go to any part of the earth, from the °avid mines of Peru to the diamond fields of Southern Africa„, in order to better his lot has neayet become visible to the naked eye. Every mother's son of us is after money— the farmer, the Wall street broker and the writer of the last novel. To accuse the Hebrew'therefore, of being sharper than the rest of mankind is to admit that he has a faculty which excites our envy. When we heard in '49 that there was plenty of "yellow stuff" in California, didn't we " insert " ourselves into that territory, with startling rapidity? There is no people on the face of the earth who entertain a greater reverence for spot cash than we Americans do, and none that will make larger personal sacrifices to possess it. Our love of money is about the only unadulterated substance in the country. The worship which we accord to wealth, if transferred to the domain of religion, would make us "too sweet to live." We can forgive a man for almost anything, but poverty is an unpardonable sin. And if a man has millions our admiration is so absorbing that we even forget to ask how he obtained them. The Hebrew may love gold, but not more than the rest of us. That were impossible: He may "insert" himself into nay com- munity which promises profit, but he will find there a large number of native-born competitors who will see to it that he doesn't get more than his share. He may be shrewd, but shrewdness is by no means confined to his race. What he acquires he must hustle for, and the other hustlers will guarantee that he doesn't get very much the better of them. There are no parasites in this country, unless we except the professional politicians who hang on to their party for what they can get out of it. These and our small army of tramps are the only leisure class we have. The rest of us are all hard workers, with our weather eyes open for the chance to make a dollar, We are a frightfully busy people—or perhaps we had better say a gloriously busy people—so busy that we haven't time to grumble at Beattie for keeping our streets dirty, and can spare only an hour or two a day in which to curse the McKinley Bill. The Hebrews are in the swim with us. So are the Germans and the Irishmen and the Italians. If any of them can forge ahead of us, that is our business. If any of them lag behind, that is their business. It is a free country, with equal laws and opportunities for all, with no obstructions for those of any race or clime or religion, and our only motto is, May the best man Win. --New York, Herald. ' Threatened to Thte Her. Chicago Tribune : "That's exactly what I came here for this evening, Miss Mil- dred." The young man laid aside his hat, cane and gloves. "That's exactly what I came for," he repeated, possessing him- self of her hand ; I want you for my wife." "You might have saved yourself the trouble, Mr. Fairball," exclaimed the girl, taking her hand away. "1 shall never 'Derry you. "Another word of back talk like that," said the young baseball umpire, quietly but firmly passing his arm abut lier waistaavill cost you $25:' A meeting of W0113011 was lately held in Vienea, when it Was decided to petition the Reicleseath that the middle and lower schools be openecl gratuitogely to wetness, and that the aumbetof prefeseioes aeces- sible for tvoinen be increased ; that women bo allowed to teke part in political ; that all Austrian subjects of age anti hi the enjoyment Of their righth as such, without consideration for the amount of taS.res they pay, and regardless of. their Poeitiou aed see, shall be entitled, to equal eild direct parliam en tars% suffrage, DOES LOEB DOUSE BALK 2" 11143.1.1b'S SOMO Approved pules to Bathe Dim Start. Following are Six rules for the treatment pf balky horses, -which are TeCOMmenclecl hy the Society for the lsreventien ef Creelty to Animals, says the fase/ae Sam% Pomona who aro unfortueate enough to own such anianala are recommended to give one or more of these rules a trial; I. Pat the horse upon, the neck ; examiee the barness carefully, arst •On One side and then on the other, tpeeking encouragingla while doing so ; thee jump into the Waggon and give the word go ; generally he will obey. 2. A teamster in Maine seyt he can start the worst balky horse by taking hint out of the shafts and making him go around in a cirele mita he is giddy. If the first doesn't cure hini the second will. To cure a balky horse simply place your hand over the horse's nose and shut off his wind until he wants to go, and then let lain go. 4. The brain of the horse seems to enter - tale but one idea at a time ; therefore, con- theeed whipping only confirms his stubborn resolve. 11 you can by any means give him a new subject to think of, you will gener- ally have no trouble in starting lum. A simply remedy is to take a couple of turns of stout twine around the foreleg, just below the knee, tight enough for the horse to feel, and tie a bow knot, At the fleet chick he will generally go dancing off, and aftergoing a short distance you can get out and remove the string to prevent injury to the tendon in your further drive. 5. Take the tail of the horse between the hind legs and tie it by a cord to the saddle girth. 6. Tie a string around the horse's ear close • the horse's head. Better Than Blaclitnnithing. In his day, the blacksmith was a useful men. In its old form, the trade only sur- vives in rural districts; articles turned out in great machine shops are largely super- seding the products of even the country smithy. There are still blacksmiths in the city, but they are merely journeymen in a shop. Forty years ago it was different, even in New York, and hence it is not remark- able that one Charles Beck, who died twenty years ago, as a blacksmith working for himself and probably employing a num- ber of helpers, should have left his widow a snug little fortune and a number of city lots. Mr. Beck was wise in his investment. When he died he had to quit working for his wife, but in leaving her a number of city lots he practically so arranged matters that a large number of other people should continue to work for her. The result has recently been made public. Mrs. Beck died four years ago, and her real estate has just been sold for the benefit of her heirs. The total sum realized was $219,750. This is doubtless very pleasant for the heirs, but who earned that money? It was not the blacksmith, for he was dead during the time that the greater part of this value was growing through competition among living men for the use of that land. It was not the widow, for it does nob appear from the newspaper reports that she added anything to the area or value of the land bequeathed by her husband. All she did was to hold on. If she had been an idiot or an imbecile she could have done as nuich, or it could easily have been done for her. We do not refer to this case.as one in- volving any blame to any of the parties con- cerned. They simply took what the law, sustained and upheld by the people of this city and State, awarded to them; and they doubtless accept the common opinion as to the propriety of the system under which they have fared so well. It would be folly to blame them for this. The incident, how- ever, is one of many that ought to cause people to consider seriously the wisdom and Justice of a system that thus transfers to a few people the whole value that has, in the course of twenty years, been given to the land held by that blacksmith when Ise died. All the other blacksmiths who have lived in New York during that period have, as members of the community, contributed to the creation of this value. What share of it do they, "et? • Let them ea) and do likewise, say the de- fenders of the existing system. Yes, let them? How many lots could a journey- man blacksmith of to -day buy out of his savings? But it would not matter if all of them could do so. That would not affect the question of principle involved. That question is, Ought we to maintain a system of land tenure that thus distributes among a few values created by all, and does it by actually offering a premium to people to hold land out of use ?—New York. Standard. How to Advertise. Detroit News: "People who kick about advertising not paying," said he, while the steaks were sizzling, are those who don't know how to do it. The first requisite is to have a good thing to sell ; then tell people about it so that they will believe it. The having of the saleable stuff is not advertising, of course, but if you don't have it the ' ad ' will be a failure. The secret of the business is to have an air of truth about your ads. Convince the people that you are telling the truth. Don't let them think an ' ad ' is merely a trap, but a good honest invitation to buy some- thieg of value. Those'ad' that start out as an entertaining bit of reading matter and end up with recommendation to use Uncle Sam's shinplasters for pecuniary debility make the reader mad. A PAPISiall Beauty. For a number of years Mme. Gautrau has posed as the unrivalled professional beauty of Paris. She is said to closely resemble Diane de Poitiers, and it is the prayer of every rising artist that she will sit to him for a portrait and thus bring his name to public notice. Her figure and her marine are regarded as beyond any comparison, beautiful ; therefore no salon is considered complete till a portrait of the fair madame hangs on its walls. This spring's exhibition was no exception to its many forerunner, and Gustave Courtois pictured her in a snow-white ball dress that heightened, if possible, her radiant loveliness. --Boston Beacon. she Died. Philadelphia Record : Mrs. Hopkins - Searles, whose recent death has been much talked of because she vvas reputed to be the richest woman in the United States, left be- hind her a testimony of her wealth in a palace built for her to live in at Great Bar- rington, Mass., which cost $2,000,000. To go from that magnificent establishment into a coffin and a grave wag a repulsive change. But the mistress of many millions could not put off the journey. After all, the pleasere of great riches is but momentary, and there is no assurance that the possessor of a fine house in the United States will secure fine quarters in the undiecovered country. Mine. Modjeska will open het next sea - Min's tour in London, Canada, on September • 21, taul will follow in TorMito and Montreal. Leonord Snyder, Who hat the Duff Opera Company on a jump id Indianapolis a couple of months ego, is oreating a furore at the Savoy Theatrel London, by her impersetn- tied of Becbee in "Tho Itifautch 14' ialaSaMaltagammumumiow \ N.,`\I ic;',S`*•\"` • , for infant$ and Children., ..c..t.94.,... well adapted to children that Castoria cures Colic Constipation l recommend it as superior to any prescription Sear Stomach, Diarrhoea, Ductetion, e. known to me,” IL ,h,.. haw.11E4, m. D., Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes at 11180T OrtOrd St., Br(g)4312, N. Y. Withggsutrinn'inrions medication. I ' Tim CENTAUR COMPANY, 77. Murray Street, N. 1. issommasswisommottplommuminammmommens * ire Dukes Observations on Various Things and la Not to Be Deceived. Ephraim next posed a tall yoeng man with a great deal of dried mud ou his back and?. very black eye. "Is your name Scott ?" asked his honor. "Yes." Kiric name. I. served under General Scott in Mexico, It seems that you ran against the end of the bridge and hurt your eye I' Theesy, ht to have more lights down there, but they don't seem to care who gets hurt. You picked up that mud on Hamil- ton avenue, didn't you?" ''Yes, sir." "1 thought I recognized it. I own three lots down there, and you can't fool me on Hamilton avenue mud. Do you reside in the city ?" "No, sir; I live out on a farm." "I thought you had the innocent, con - ding look of the country. Corn must be coming on fine ?" • YTsissir" "That big rain the other day will make potatoes fatten right up ?" " It will, sir." "Ah, but one must live in the country to be in touch with real nature !" mused his honor. "If happiness and contentment are not to be found amid the waving grain—the green pastures— the songs of birds and the perfumed breezes, where, oh, where shall we look for it? Mr. Scott, you are to be congratulated." "Yes, sir, and I suppose I can go ? ' "You can, Mr. Scott. You can go up for five days, and if you had happened to hit the bridge with both eyes I should have made it eight or ten !" "But, sir, you—" " Ephriam, remove the prisoner He ought to have owned up that he works in a paint shop on Franklin street and that he was flung out of a saloon in a free fight last night, but he -thought to deceive this court. Some queer people come here, Ephriarn ; some very queer people."—M. Quad. "And who is thisV' asked Aunt Clara, pointiug to the picture of a chubby child in skirts. "That,"said Robby, who had been wearing trousers for some time, "is me when I was a girl."—Bosetecti. 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They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe orpurge, but by thew gentle action please all who use 'them. In vitals at 25 cents; five for $1. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail. • CARTER 1011DICINE CO., View Yorlt. 1101 PM, Small Dole. Small ?ice, - - 1,1 lotiN 81, co EKOA/194 Egl CAN ,,AGENCYla A pamphlet of information and ab- stract of the laws, showing How to Obtain Patents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Copyrights, sent free Addrela MUNN dr. CO 361 Broadway', New York. • GRIDDLE CAKES. Sour Milk and iron; Bakes Delicious • Ones. Some of the most delicious pa,neakes, or griddle cakes, as they are more properly called, are 'those made of sour inilk or buttermilk, and wheat flour, with or with- out the addition of a little shortening.i A new fancy is to bake these cakes n the size of a large pan butter them lightly while warm, heap them with strawberries slightly crushed and sprinkled with sugar. Put a seemed pancake on top of this layer and heap it again with strawberries, sprink- led with sugar, as befoie. Cut the cake in triangular pieces, like pie, and serve it with whipped cream. The proper rule for these cakes is a quart of sour milk or buttermilk, a quart of flour, a half cup of butter and a heaped teaspoon asisfda St the soda through the flour twice, rub the butter through it, add the milk to snake the batter and alevel teaspoon of salt. Beat must be very acid to neutralize thTorhoeugmhillyk. the amount of soda given. If it is not cmite sour enough, lessen the amount of soda. Some housekeepers prefer to soak the flour and sour milk used for these pancakes to- gether overnight. In that case add in the morning the butter melted and the soda dissolved by itself in cold water. —Sew York. Tribune. lion- to be Happy itt Summer. Read the latest books. Bathe early and often. Seek cool, Shady nooks. Throw fancy work away. Wear lightest, lowest shoes. Ride at morn and walk at eve. Believe that waiters are human. Let hats be light and bonnets airy. aalscheev kid gloves and linen collars. Hurry never, thee being at leisure ever. • Dress in canibrics, lawns and ginghams. Be lavish with laundresses, fruit men and fans. Court the sea breezes, but avoid the hot sand s. Let melons precede and berries follow the breakfast. Store up the sweet and give small place to the bitter. Remember that seemin,g idleness is some- times gain. Retire when in the mood and arise when most inclined. Order freshet fish and corn -cake; never mind the heavy fritters. Remember that nine -tenths of the people are at the seashore forrest, If yoti feel like doing a good deed, treat, a dozen street children to ice-cream. That is mission work Do not tell your hostess how sweet the butter and cream were at ,your last sum- mer's boarding place ? Remember that children are only small editions of older people, and that they have feelings quite as acute. Loots pleasantly at tate tired etrangev who glances wistfully at the part of your car seat occupied by your Wraps, even if you do not offer her the seat.--srinna .P. Pone. 'illere is a difference worth k,udying, whou a man affectionately speaks of the "littbo itt hotue" and the woman little ad. houe.