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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-6-11, Page 7The Toronto Oirl Ywte'Jy. The elilea were balrny with. breezeweet, The trees were birciewarzned, the grailawa� green, Peritiarie and languor filled the street, The lake wtie varniehed with enamor eheen, Whe eerie were daneing a holiday, The Island glittered, the bay vras pearl ; 'But the loveliest of all on yesterday Was the dear and dainty Toronto girl. ,lier bosom fair with MOBS and fern, With roses rare and lilacs loth ; Wherever you went—where'er you'd turn, You'd See the sanctified bloesoras burn. .Flowers again on,each witching hat O'er smooth, eon hair of twiekling curl ; Harken to me 1I1 tell you that Fair iii the eweet Toronto giri. "White were be posies they plucked in the park, Bare were the terns they found in the dell, Soft wee the musio they heard in the dark, Sweet were the volees they loved so well; But dearer than park, and fairer than bay, The home of the flowers, the haunt of the elves, 'The beautiful leloeeoms of yesterday, Were the sweet and loveable girle themselves. --Tho .ZCItan in Toronto Worta. The Last merit contest. The strife is over, the work is done, No more will our minde on couteete run 'No more will our duties be laid aside Wo look for wordl3 in the eventide, .In the eventide did I sayAli, no, But from morning till night wherever we go The papers and books are lying around Not a thing in its place eau ever be found. If we take a book and te read we try, 0,1 want that book la always the ory. "It'a our Ancient History and I'm sure there'a a dozen Of pure English words by Webster not givsn." 8o we have to Submit with a quiet sigh luad long for the day when the papers will lie 15-- Secure in the envelope ready to send On their perilous journey whate'er be the end. After a week of this thing, or so ; The precious papers are ready to go To the post. Ali, long -remembered day When that wonderful list was sent away. "According to rules" they always went, So a dollar of course, with their words was sent, But they did not grudge it when a wise one said Just think of the prize WO will get in its stead." Aod now all is quiet naain and serene, (At least as far as can be seen,) But in truth the work has not lessened a mite For they talk about it from morning till night They wonder and guess what the prize will be Although on the subject they never agree, But that doos not matter a bit, Oh, no As their merry laughter will clearly show. But this state of things does not last for long, And a month or so pute an end to their song, When again they begin with redoubled force, For the Oonapetition has run its course. The day after this they receive a card, The contents of which to econe may seem hard, For it said that if they would Rend a quarter The prize would be sent a day or two after. fit first they tavit doubtful and think it too much, But the thought of the ptize gives the finishing touch. So they willinely send with great expectation, Never thinking of postage and registration. The prize isexpooted every day, But alas, no prize has come thie way; They begin to think the' have been overlooked, Or that their name was not properly booked. So about two weeks after they sand a letter To learn the particulars of the matter, In answer to which a card is received, Which has greatly their anxious fears relieved It was very short and very polite, But on the subjee'. it threw some light, For it told them in writing, bold and clear, In the course of a week the prize would be hero. About the fifth day, jut as dinner is ready. The postman's step le heara, firm and etoadY ; They all crowd around him until he produces A long Slender box all scratches and bruises. 'They handle it carefully, lift up the lid, But the troasure is still by papera hid; Then these are moved, 0 dear, what a lark, For then lies—a five-cout pickle fork. Moral: If you want a five -cent pickle for buy one. A Fromm FORE RECEIVER. Preachers I Have Beard. (New York Herald.) Tan UNPLEASANT PREACHER. 'The man with the voice that'deep And lulls you at first to sleep, • 'Then suddenly with an awful scream -Wakens you from a pleasant dream. THE PLEASANT PREACHER. The man who with a gentle smile ^Warns yon from the steps of guile, And with a twinkle of his eye Says the devil's standing by. TEIE BAD PREACHER. The lEall whose tears with great ease come And like the April showers fall, 'Who weeps whene'er an stay at home, .Or if you come to church at all. THE YOUNG PREA.CHER. The one who's friendly with the boys, Whom all the lassies like to meet, •VV.lso a good game of ball enjoys And likes the best of things to eat. THE WEARY PREACITER. The one who looks upon this life As nathing but is field of strife, Who thinks, altho' you may do well, 'You're bound to go some day to hell, Bere Ile le Again. id)id you ever try to dodge a man, A man you didn't like? You can't escape a men like that, He's the man you always strike. Ho COM09 with open outstretched paw; He smiles—you're filled with pain,' ,And in your sool you whisper "Pshaw 1" For here he is agaiu. .On island, park or crowded street He seenas to bubble up, Where'er you go that man yon'll meet And aloes fill your cup. Re grabs iyou with his hated claw, His gall s cool as rain ; Your stricken spirit whispers Pebaw 1" Lo, here he is again1 —Tax EnAN. BEV. 10E00 FUZEE IN 00NaTelerINOTIlle, His 1mi:freedom or the warkish Capital -- Watching the Raman nto to chhureh—A. Doomed, Nationality. Dear Sin—On Wednesday, very eery in the morning, we got in hero, and we ere to remain ilia ilia great centre till Monday p. ro. The population is ecemewhere ebout a million and a half ; leas, I presume, rether than more. Two bridges crap the Golden Horn; they are not conspicuous for their haulm a to oonetruotion ; but they quit the purpose exeeedingly well. The more modern ot the twonhe Geltate bridge wee fabric:Med in Britain'oak planke and ell, brought over here ready-made nud eet up to the] edrairation end surprise of the Turks. The part of the city we inhabit is termed the Perin Amami the Golden Ilorri, ie is known as Stamboul, across the Bouphorta, (Scutari.) I never eaw a fine a eitnetion or loostion for a city in my life. No wonder the Bear ho hie greedy eyes on this master position, and no wonder she Lion rouses himeelt and stretches out one paw when he peroeiven his mejasty at the north looking this way. The Bights here are quite numerous and very interesting, We have the Bite of the old Seraglio, the mosque of St. Sophia, the sulalime moeque, the mosque of Aolemed, the famone reono• lit'n, tho seven towers, eto, eto. On this side the Horn we have the Geleta Tower, the Palace of the Sultan, ole. This a, me about 10, we etarted for the palace to eee the greet man go to church ; he goes every Friday, the bMohammedan Sunday. How exemplery on his part 1 But I am assured that he e obliged to go. Well, we drove to ea Mae go, and would you kelieve it, there were imadreds nI Mei. tors as anxious as we were. We were allowed the privilege of waiting in a cer- tain eppeopriated plasm far the stdvainee and passage of His Majesty, by permit ;hem the American Column For two mortal hours and more I stood on these Scotch lege possibly I ought to say, "limbs '—to see the real live Sultan on his way to church. Thousands of soldiers lined tho streets arid guerded him everywhere. He is coining 1 Look! There he is 1 But look at she mineret 1 Seeethet men out on ite babe nty. Liston! "Allah is God and Mehommed is his prophet! The Sultan by this time is up ; there he goes I Very like any other man, careworn a littie in appearance and angina looking, but as a whole quite human and ordinary. About 50, I believe. But ray noto is long enough. Constantinople ie a magnifi. omit city. I am enjoying my visit itn• mensely, not altogether because of the splendor ot the place; for there are many alga of the very opposite of eplendor. In Stamboul, on Thursday, we pained through great patches of it devoted to stagnation, retrogression, wretthedness. This king- dom surely, notwithstanding the glees on actions of it, is smitten at its heart, and is slowly succumbing. The Turk appeare thoroughly devotional, bed he ea furiously eriperstitious and wofully benighted—the nespeaktible Turk, as Carlyle termed him ! The doge: I have not spoken of them; they were a nuisance in DI15010aCIEFI ; they are worse here. If the dog enumeretion and that ot the soldiers were deducted from the population of this city it would be very coneiderably reduced. One good, living lion, I imagine, would well nigh disperse them all—soldiers and dogs, I mean. Even a rampant beaver would Dare them badly. . The Golden Horn, above the bridges, is conapicnonsly dotted with men•of•wer and torpedo boats; guess the significance. One hopeful, cheering sight we perceived in Stamboul; it loosed like the out• shining of the minim a gloomy day—Bible House. This book, I am setiefied—the East yielde indispueble proof—is the one only uplifter of the nation. May 9th, 1891 M. F. DOMINION PARLIAMENT. Mr. Taylor moved that the Bill to incor- porate the Brightom Warkworth & Nor. wood Reilwity Company be dieeherged, Cerried. Mr. Falser moved e resolniien extending the time during whioli the Chignecto Merino Traueport Railway Company might receive the enbeidy heretofere authorized from July Int, 1890,,th July Lit, 1893. Cerried, The House wen e into Committee of Supply. Mr. Somerville &eked for information regarding the coneineent expenditures) in onnneotioo with the High Corximiesiouerle office. Mr. Falter read the eetimate of °entire. geneiee tor 1891, amountiug to $7,000, besides which there wen §2,000 which watt for contingencies pertaining espeoielly to his office, money, whittle was incident to his being there as High Comminioner. Mr. Somerville aid them the High Com. mitieioner Was pleated ori a higher level than the lilinietera of the Crowe, insomuch as he wee not sleeked to Wraith any vorichersi for inoiclentel expeneituree, anal as 00b /0 and so on. /le enureereted averal expenditures whioh should have come out oe the $2,000 for contingenoiem hut witioh did not. Mr. Landerkin—If the High Commis. eionetee income is increased by the office which be holds in the ges ceropeny will we have to pay increased mama tax? Mr. Fater—That's too gassy a question to answer. Mr. MoDonald asked why they did not eieeplify the ammunte by putting Sir Charles Tapper's salary down as 412,000, instated of 010,000 eatery and $2,000 allow. I he Reason Why. She Was =RYE and she was pretty, and her elders thought her witty, and ane tripped The light fantastic like a fay; •Ole could read both French and Latin, and was sweet in print or satin aud 'twould make Your bosom heave to hear her play; But in single life she tarried, and she never, never married, and she'll doubtless be a maiden till she Mos, .'or she bade a proud defiance to the culinary science, and she never knew the mystery of pies. Outing. The Sinful steeper. In the Weals United Presbyterian Church at Kirriennir the other Sunday afternoon the minister was calmly preenhing his seamen when a naodern Jenny Geddes, infuriated at one of the male members of ehe ohoir being aeleep, hurled her Bible at the head of the delinquent from the gallery where she was sitting. The Bible missed the sleeper, but sera* the shoulder of another man in the choir, who started up amazed. The minister becemepale, paused in hia diecourae, and excleitned et What's wrong ?" "The Bible struck the wreing roan," she oried, rising np in her pew, elthough her friends vainly attempted tics hold her dower; "'twas meant to wanken the sinfu' sleeper." A nate Dental: After a glance of twenty-five yarn Rev. Leather Weller, a Homan Catholio pries i in Washington, makes a statement to the ••effect that UM Sucrate, Who was hanged for complicity in the eseseasinatioal of ''Preeident Ilinooln, was innocent. He meats that if a reprieve of ton days had been given her innocenee would have been proved. But President Johiason refused • tails, and the win; hanged. The eeriest has taken ft long titne to make this known. • Oehers hove contended for the woman'e innonence, hut with little offal upon the t-looepted verdict. PRETTY WIVES AND POTATOES. Tuber Paring and Dish Washing. Here is a condensed editorial from Efouse keeper's Weekly : It is quite possible to make housekeeping pleasant even to lovers of the beautiful. Intelligence and enisure tell here as everywhere elite. * * * When your refined housewife peels potateee this is the way 6ha pea about it : First oho draws apon her hands a pair of stout gloves—too large for her—nerially a can- ed peer of John's. The tips of the augers are cut off to the first joint. The fair peeler chooses a pleasant seat in a pleasant temperature, ad has on the floor beside her a \meal to receive the skine, on the teble to her right a pan of cold water. If she has a good potato - peeler she uses it. It not, she pares the potato With a keen knife, as she • would a leach. The lovely peeler knows tient most of the starch, vehioh meane meailinese when the potato is cooked, lies just under the ekin, and, being too refined to be wasteful, . she pats the knowledge into praatioe. As each potato is pared it goes into the pan of clean water., which remains clan. N. B.—Waete is always and evevywhere 'senior. Fine Art in 0000. Mr. Foster—Thant ell a matter of taste. Sir Donald Smith aid that the ahoy instead of being e10,000 or 012,000 should be $20,000. Mr. Fergason said thee egge had been exported to England profitably, and to -day were being lead in the Liverpool merket as safe and eweet as they were hitherto laid on the Boston market's, Within the past six weeks; centreline, had been entered into by Can.:inane to supply 5,000 horses for the London Omnibus Comany. Mr, inetodoneld (Hann) staid that Mr. D. D. Wileon, the egg king of the went, had sent a eltipment ot eggs to England, and found tbey realized ilia four cents a dozen lees then the eggs he setae to New York. In England summer egga were sold by the hundred, and it Mime 120 to make a hundred, evieh five additional thrown in, making in all 125. It took five weeks tor the Canadian egge to reaoh the English markets, so that when they got there they were aide and commanded only second. rate prices, although there vise alwaye a reedy seile. with the lame of the IMO/00E1101i generally. 11 vow mistethe to atilliclOW tient when a Truancy occurred the Glovernmeni were overwhelmed with epplioatiene, to reput dieted the* idea. Applioetions were betenm. log more mere every year, The Government found it more diftleale three ever before to fill to their eatisfeetion the vecetteies irs the centres of populittion. It would be a great mietake to appose that they could rooruit the heneh tam terefeeeiouel feel- ures. There were enemy mussetoue involved she to the eztMt 01 l.he Attoreaes tvhiob its was impossible to mower erlequeteilet, end upon which it would be preeremptiou in sss individual member a elm Cantina Go exprea an eminent, Sir Ritherd Cartwright euggfetpel thee the Ilium had arrived loe erikailQue.anerit. Mr. Foster complained at the tittle progress that had been made duce 4 o'clock, Onlythree items had been panned. At !Ma rate of program they would not get through until September or °molten The ammittee rose. The following bills were introduced etnri reed a first tine: Reepeeting the Canadian Land and Li- neament Company, limi1ed.-111r. 'Taylor. Restaeoting the Toronto, Hamilton & Buffalo Railway Company.—Me. Taylor. To incorporate the Order et Canadian Home Ciroles.—Mr. Coatsworth. Ur, Tupper introduced a bill to amend the Steambott Act. The object chiefly was to provide for exemption of stearaboatu registered in the United Kingdom and else- where out of Canada from inspection in Canada. Sir Haien /Angevin, replying to Mr. Lengthen said the Government engineer had nahde inquiry into the feasibility of the Quebec) bridge, and had mule a report which he was not in a position to lay before the Home. Molifing Sir Hector 'Angevin, replyisag to Mr. Langelier, aid there would he a measure brought down thie session as to the bonds of the NortliShore Railway. Sir Hector Langevin, in &newer to Mr. Tarte, said that Mr. Paley resigued the Chief Engineership of the Qaebeo harbor works on January 15th, 1891. There was no ealary attaohed to tlae position, and Mr. Perley held it from May, 1884. stenneen Sir Hater 'Angevin, replying to Mr. Edgar, amid that applicettion for the exten- Mon of the Eequimalt graving cloak was made in 1886 by Blears. Baker and Shakes- peare, M. Pee, and Engineer Perley re- ported against it in the following year. Mr. Somerville objeeted to the large ex- penditure for newsmen for several depart. merits. LaLl year no leas then $10,533 was peiel out in newspaper subscriptiome It WQ.E1 not only for newspaper subeeriptions that public money was expended, but very 'age bonuses were granted to the organs of the Government. They received last jeer ei35,775 for printing that ehould have been done in the Printing Bureau. It was the papers that supperhed the Government that remained this peteronage. Tleen these papers received $46,701 for advertising, making a total for subscription, printing, and advertising of $193,010. Mr. Chtipleau—The hon. gentlemen seems to be pretty well informed ea to the Printing Bureau. Ho must have friends there. He knows almost 08 much about it asi do myeelt. Mr. Somerville—More. Mr, Pater said that Mr. Somerville had stated that of $133,775 for printing none of is was for lithographing work. Of this sum $43,101 wait expended in lithographing notes. That bhowed the House the methods of criticism of hon. gentlemen op- posite. Mr. Mulack atetee that a few minutes ego he bad told the House thet Sir Charles Tupper had sale to the people of the Mari- time Provinces that they held the balance of power and now was their opportunity. He had intended to quote the statement from the Empire, but the paragraph referr- ing to that partiouler matter had been clipped out. But he would take another undoubted authority for it. Acaording to the Herald, of Halifax, he had said that the outlying provinces held the labium of power. Those email provinces were in El position to claim the very highest con- sideration at the hendemf the Government for tbe noble tanner in which they had sustained the institutions of the country. These remake ooald only mean that e raid should be made on the treasury. Mr. Pater —A very free translation. Mr. Mulock--There is no other transla- tion. Ur. Mule& hoped the Government would do something this session toward imireas• ing the salaries at judges. Mr. Sproule was riot surprised at the membere of the legal profession wishing to see the salaries at judges increased. He thought they were paid as well as men in other lines of. life. Mr. Girouard thought the jadges were underpaid. • It weal e shame that some jadgee were compelled to do extra work in order to add to their Wades. Mr. Hymen said that when a doctor erred that error was, buried six feet deep— (laughtter)—but a judge occupied a position of great responsibility. He thought the niceties paid were too email. Mr. Campbell (Kent) said the legal men were continually bringing up this question. The lawyers were eternally and everlast- ingly telling the House that the eateries of judges were too low. As a whole, he did not believe the judges were overworked. He ventured to say there were very few men on the bench to -day who could earn at the bar es moon as they were paid ae Su. parior Cotirt judges. Mr. Infulook denied that he had any in. terested motive in bringing this matter up. He was a ferneen (Laughter.) It was unworthy in Mr. Sproule to impugn the inotivee of thou vyho brought this subjeot before the House. Mr. Wallace said it was an extraordinary coincidence that newsy gentlemen who advocated incresteed salaries for judges were likely soon to appear before the court on election trials. (Laughter.) He did not think their notion would influence the judges, hut the public might take that view. He knew ot no judge who left the bench to renuene the profession of law. Mr. Mulook—What about S. El. Bloke? Mr. Wallace—He resigned the Vice - Chancellorship became he was not ap- pointed Chancellor. Mr. Mulook—eVhat about Mowat? Mr. Wellaae—He resigned to beoome Premier of Ontario. Mr. Mulook—What about the Minister of &wiles ? Mr. Wallace—He resigned to take a pooh tion which I !they occupies the whole of hie time. Sir 'John Thorepson said that if he were to °prose an individual opinion as to judicial eleteries he would say thai he was convinced that the salaries were inadequate, whether the amount a duties were eon. aidered or whether a comparison wee Med° A Bundle Worth $191,000. "For two hours yesterday afternoon a package of 100 West Chicago Rtreet way stook certifioa*es,ssorth 5191,000, went straying about town in the pocket of a colored man, who picked 11 up on the street," says the Chicago Tribune. " In the meantime officials of the company and the police were making frantic effortto trace and recover the lost package. It had been given to a messenger boy with orders to deliver it at the Home National Bank. While craning Union street the boy stumbled and fell. When he gathered himself together and went on the psalm° wits left in the street. Scott Jackson, a colored man, picked up the package and put ie in his pocket. Some one noticed the action, and later in the dem Jackson wee traced to his home. He readily gave up the paoltege, saying he intended keeping it only until ho diecovered to whom it be- longed." Don't Demand the Earth. If you go to the country, aims The Ladies Some Journal) don't look for all the city oonveniences. There is a vague idea that country people pay little or nothing for many *hinge; therefore the stranger expecte a great deal for a small expendi- ture. While it is true that the actual coat of living ia muah less on a farm than in town, still there are items of expense greater in the country. City improventents when grafted on country life become ex- peneive luxuries, just as irreproachable cream, butter and eggs are the most costly Herne of city housekeeping. We wouldfool justly hurt if some farmer folk boarding io our New York home should expect a large wink, eon* quentitiee of flower, fruit rind rich milk, without ailing that these made a drain upon the household finenoes. So exercise a little common mese yourself. —Old Parkrich—Should I let yon have my daughter, do you think you are Able to keep her, alt? 'Young man, doubtfully -- do all can, sir : but you know this is Chicago. ii Mr. Mousseate in moving for reports and plane in omenotion with the Soulanges Gaud, mamma the Government of having used this project for the benefit of the Tory candidate in that district. Not only in the last elation, but for the past ten yeatethe Govetmment had repeatedly promised to build this canal, but never yet placed any money in the estimates for that purpose. Mr. Chaplean said that the general esti- mates for canals included the Soultnagee Canal. This year, however, the Saulanges Canal had been specially mentioned in the estimates. The Government engineer had ooncladed that it would he cheaper to build a new canal then enlarge the Beanharnois Canal. Mr. Laurier remarked that the canal was never mentioned in the estimates except et election time. Mr. Flint, in moviug for a complete return regarding the fishery bounties paid in each Province, said that when this ques- tion was on the paper a few days ago, Mr. Tupper had told him that all the informs. /eon asked for was in the annual report of the Fisheries Department. He Ind subse. quently discovered tint the information he desired was not in the report as the Minis- ter had dated. , *edreeTemper disclaimed, any intention to be descourteons to Mr. Flint on the day that motion was previously settled. If there was any information further than what 'was in the report that Mr. Flint desired he would be glad to furnish it. Sir Heotor Langevin asked Mr. Jamie- son if he would consent to a postpone- ment of the discussion on his prohibition resolution? Mr. Jamieson said he had no objection to postponement provided it was thoroughly understood that areple opportunity would be given for n cloree debate on the gelation. Mr. Foster said that the Government had no rheposition to prevent the fullest discomfort of thia question in the House. If Mr. Jamieeon conseuted to postpone the disonesion at the present tirno he might rest seared that he would have full opportunity to discuss the question at an eerly day. Mr. Fraser—When? Mr. Foster—At an early day. He sum gated Wednesday. ' Mr. Laurier eaid that if Mr. Jemieson was not prepared to go on with the dims. sion he would not objeotr to a poetponement. While kir. J1%121188011 was hater prepared to look after the question than he was, he would remind him that "to -morrow "vas a very dangeroue term in this House. ernian The raajority of well-read phys. icians now believe that Cousump, tion is a germ disease. In other words, instead of being in the con- stitution itself it is caused by innu- merable small creatures living in the lnngs having no business there and eating thein away as caterpillars dg the leaves of trees. The phlegm that is coughed up is those parts of the lungs whi eh have been gnawed off and destroyed. These little bacilli, as the germs are called; are too sm.all to be seen with the naked eye, but they are very much alive just the same, and enter the i body in our food, n the air we breathe, and through the pores of the skin. Thence they get into the blood and finally arrive at the lungs where they fasten and increase with frightful rapidity. Then German Syrup comes in, loosens them, kills them, expells them, heals the places they eleave, and so nourish 'and soothe that, in a short tim.e consump- tives become germ -proof and well. 0 A Germ Disease. satisfy themselves that at leaet a reasonable resarn would come from the work. Mr. Foster said that only au endorse' ment ha,d been given the subsidy, and the Britith publics had expended $3,000,000. If after that was done the Government re - 10 give two yam' extenaion of time, which coat nothing, they would be giving the eaheme a severe blow. He believed it would be an engineering encase, and would not take the responsibiliey of damning the scheme with faint praise or even open oppeeition. The House adjourned eit 9.45 on account of the serione condition of the Premier. QUEEN NAViLL178 ThOtratillak orettai Teentmene °Mee' ley Wing egiliele• g4tQuenee Natalie's expeliden from $srvia is one or the AM senseiliene of the time. AproMess le Vele 0e00nsall, condensed froni the New York World, Of Natelle'elOVE, stem: Nateiie is the &Metter Of Colonel Penkt), of the Russian Imperial Guard, and one of the richest of the residents of the 1,4,evince of Hesearabia, in Southwest- ` ern Reunite On his way to the Bunion capital during the ermitement of 11375. yeneg Kum Milan stopped at the fine old ciaole on the leruth of Colonel ICeonko• lieebko received the young ruler a Servia in royal style. Milan devoted hitnself excleetvely to Natalie from the very mo meat at iotroduotion. She wile then between 16 and 17 years of age, and wee noted for her hardy over nearly the whole empire. The attentionof her royal suitor the receeved with marked coldness. 1312e had set her affections on a young Russian officer ; but the marriage took place in the enamor of 1875, and Nateelie threw herself with the utrnout entlinehtem into the camel of her new country when war was deolared against Turkey the following spring. At the ohne of the War Berme was free and powerful, and Natalie had become at mother, the child being thrietened Alexan- der. He was born August 14th, 1876. All the inborn depravity in Milan's nature now began to develop itself. Natalia soon had cause to reproaoh her husband with the eatindalons life he was leading. This'according to one at of chroniolere, led bine to set a trap for his wife, the result of which should leave her reputation very little better than hie own. One day, the story goes, ehe re. eeived a visit from the Metropolitan Bishop Miohael, who said he oame in answer to a note the had sent him. She was indignant and declared tint a 001:1- epiraey was on foot to destroy her. The Ring's minions were °lose at hand and the Bishop was arrested for alleged ineimaey with the Queen. At the same time the King applied to the Synod. Natalie, while protesting against tlae insult, decided for the sake of her child to prove her inno- cence, but atter this she never lived with him. Natalie never went near Milan until one day in 1884, when she besought clemency for some soidiera who lead revolted. He eturned her the brutal answer that they should be pardoned if she would oome and live at the paha and be chambermaid to one of the women he was then maintaining around bins. xeow Baby Killed Museentouchit. There was one word the little girl heard many times a day. The word Wee Musson- ionchit. Baby woudered who Mussentortobit could be. The etrange thing lived in the bureau drawers. It lived in the sewing machine. It lived in the tall jar that stood on the little round table. It certanly lived in the glom globe where the gold &hen swam. Thus went on till baby was 2 yeers old. There was no word she heard so often as the long, queer word, Maosentotichn. Muasentouoltit was everywhere—in the shining books on the parlor table; in the flower.beds ; among the roma ; even in mamma's work•baeket the &lenge thing lived; and if baby bot took up a reel of silk or cotton, there was hluesen- tottohit. One day baby found herself by the glass globe all alone. Ihe family were very busy, and for a few minutee forgot the little, prying, rainless darling. This was her chance. Up went the chubby lege: into the chair that stood near the goldfish globe., Ponied on the rounding cushion, baby reached far over totouch the goldfieh. In reaching she lost her balance and fell, dragging the globe to the floor. There was a mann a scream, a rush, and rnarnern Wee on the spot. Beby wee picked up, kissed and scolded. • "I doss I tilled old Aluseentouthit 's time!" she said, ehaking herself and walk- • ing off.—Union Signal. The following bills were read a third lime: Respecting the River St. Clair Railway Bridge & Tunnel Co.—Mr. Montague. Respecting the Canada & Michigan Tun- nel Co.—Mr. Montagne. Respecting the Lake Temisoseningue Colonization Railway Co.—Mr. Prefon- baine. The following billet were introduced and read a fiat use: To incorporate the Brighton, Wade - worth & Norwood Railway Company—Mr. Cochrane. To revive and amend the charter of the Qaeheo Bridge Company—Mr. Deejardins (lade* To incorporate the 86.Catharinee & Mer - then Bridge Company—Mr. Gibson. Mr. Tupper introduced a bill to further amend the Act 34 Vio., chap. 61, reepeoting "The Trinity House end Harbor Commis- sion of Montreal." He aid this bill wa necessary, in oonsequenoe of the recent legislation which abolished the harbor dues. According to the bill ehipping interests are to be represented on the basis of tonnage instead of dues. neNttla Mr. Barron asked Sir Halsor Langovin to lay on the table the evidence takenthy the Trent Valley Canal Commission. The House went into Conamiteee on Mr. Foster's natation extending the time during which the Chigneoto Marino Trans. port Reilway Company should be eneieled tall Maim the subsidy from Jetty, 1890, to July, 1893. Mr. Foster explained whet* progress hed been made with the work. There had been expended so far E510,175, or, in round numbers!, 03,000,000, leaving sotnewhere in the neighborhood of $2,500,- 000 to he expended to complete the work and put the railway in operation. Mr. Davies roe° to enter hie emoted spinet this being considered a work staked for by the Maritime Provinces!, so he did not think that it would be of any benefit. Mr. Tupper, in reply, said that there Wag a general demand from New Brunswick for this work. Mr. Walsh said the etheme Would only be a swindle. Sir Riohard Cartwright aid that if the railway proved a, failure the credit of the country would thereby be injured, as the olovernment had atmaisted themselves with the scheme. The Government ohotdd In a Bird Store. Proepeotive Purohaser—What a thought- fal looking pima 1 Polly want a cracker? The Perrot (Mae of Boston)—I am aware, my dear madam, that there exists an almost universal but erroneous belief that all parrots manifest a predilection for crack- ers. This hypothesis would be amusing were it not for the intimation it affords of the pathetic paucity of dietetic knowledge upon eke part ot the masses. May I awek if you are aware that there is more nutri- ment and inspiration in a single pieta of beano than in three score and ten makers ? A, thorough appreciation of Browning will never follow a regimen of orackere. But what is the matter, may 1 awsk You manifest considerable perturbation,—Life A New Chapter of Proverbs. As a pink peer' in a scullion's ear, so is a fair woman without a good dress- maker. Whoa telleth the trnth concerning his neighbor is not infeequently liable to hosevy damages. Better is a chop with a peer than a seven - end -sixpenny dinner with a pencil of no position. What is sweeter to a soured women than the failings of her dearest friend? My eon, when thou writeut a play, know that thy pathos will be understood by the pit, thy wisdom by the dress oirole, and thy innuendo by them that sift among the stalle.—London World. How to Bead the Tongue. The perfectly healthy tongue is clan, moist, lies loosely in the mouth, is round at the edge, and has no prominent papillae. The tongue may be furred from local awes, or from sympathy with the eternal:1h, intestines or liver. The dry tongue occurs most frequently in fever, and indioatea a nervous protretion or depression. A white tongue is diagnoatio simply of the feverieh condition, with perhaps a dour stomach. When 16 is mold and yellowieh brown it shows dis- ordered digestion. Dry and brown indi- cates a low stets of the system, poseibly typhoid. When the tongue is dry and red and smooth look out for inflamme. tion, gaeitrio or intestinal.— New York Ledger. A Delicate Ill1crophone.9 At a meeting of the Chemists' Assist - ante' etseodation, J. J. Smith desoribed • little miorophone which would render audible the footsteps of a fly. The little apparatus consists of a box wifsh a sheet of straw paper stretched on its upper part. Two carbons, separeted by a morsel of wood eind connected with the two circuit wires, ara fastened to et, and a carbon penoil, placed Or009Wisie between the two, is kept in this poeition by a groove made in the latter. A very week battery is then aufficent to ect the instrument at work, and when the fly walks over the sheet of paper it producee vibrations strong enough to re. act energetically on an ordinary telephone. —English Mechanic. The Big Head in the /Morning. Berlin News: Most people will admit that holidays have their uses, if they are not abutted, but most people will also admit thee they are pled when the holidays are over. After all the happiest and most satisfactory condition to be in is that of being actually employed in some useful and legitimate business. Blonde hair is improved by being crimped a little in the back; in foot, any except black hair looks better when it is a little roughened. There is o movement on foot in the Smith for the welters of that amnion to adopt a name by which the war of 1860-65 may be known. So far as can be /earned the feeling showa the preference for "*110 States' Rights war." There ie also a pro- position to call it " the war for Southern indepenoe." At Knoxville, Tenn., fire destroyed the machine shops and holt department of the Knoxville Iron Co. Loss e80,000. —A musioian who was being tarred and feathered made a very profeseional kick against the pitch. D. C. L 24. 91 AYC CEZEMITara="'- 4f!% 'ARO P1. rvznsmxmsmn I URC CURES PERNMBENTLY 1 CK SIS aU cheri e; IT 1AS 0 QUAL* irr IS TME A Lact13,1M/Magda Ti. BEST COUGH MEDICINE. SOLD DYDIttniCiinS EVERNWE3211. : • "gto wr.,,,mannatrazetatecznalcommnimnz.ranzarzs * CA1Ct " TA TITN 111DIT0lig--1Piease infotru your readers that 1 have a positive reniedg named disease, Ely kis timely use thousands of hopeless cases brave been permanentiv .0,-111 1)0 glad to send tale bottles of my remedy FIRE:ti to any of yoor reauers who nA., • ioptioo l the y wilX send in their Evpress amd Post Office Address. Respentfoll; Tri AftltoiNfNi Antott41401,0 eetiefie'f"c't 4""r4r"°' wer, TilOUSAMOS OF OOTEItt MEN AWAY YEARLY. 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