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The Huron News-Record, 1885-08-05, Page 4NEWSPAPER LAWS We call the special attention pf Post ms tera and wubacriVbr^ to the following lynopaU of the'newspaper laws:— I—A. postmaster is reqnirod to give notice by lktteii Cieturniu" a paner does oct answer the law) when a snlweriber doos not take his papet out of the pfiico. and jtate the reason for jts, not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the posimastei responsible to thd publlshei’s for payment. If any peibun orders his paper dis- 3ontinned! he must pay .all arrearages, or the publisher may continue to semi it until payment is ma«le, and collect the whole amount, whether it be taken from the office oj- not. There can be no legal discontinuance until tlm payment is made, 3—Any lierson who takes a paper from the pust-omc!?, whether directed to his mine or another, or whether ho lias sub- lpj-ibed or not, is.responsible for tlio pay. ’ 4—If a subscriber orders lira papof to be shopped at a certain time, and the publish­ er continues to send, it the subscriber is bound to pay for it if he takes it put of the post-ollk-e. This proceeds upon the ground that». man must pay for wjiat lie uses. 0 - g 0 0 s 8fei?“In the Division Court in Go'derich at the November sitting a newspaperpub- jisher sued for pay pf paper, Tne defend­ ant objected paying on the ground that he had ordered a former propriotor of the paper to discontinue it/ Tne Judge hdld that that -was-not a—valid defei)ee.- Tho p’liintilf, the present proprietor, had no notice to discontinue and consequently could collect, although it was not denied that defendant hail notified former pro­ prietor to discontinue. In any event defendant was bound to pay -for the time he had received the paper and until lie had paid all arr«ars due for subscription, CHURCH DIRECTORI. P’ St. Paul a Church.— Servlets on Sunday at 11 a.m. ind 7 p. m. Bible Class, 10 a.m. Sunday School. 2.80 p.m. Servieo on Wednesday, 8 p.m Rkv. WinwAM Ciuia, B. J)„ Rector — Canada Methodist.—Scrvicob at 10.30 a. nu and 7.09 p. m. Sabbath. Scho.>l at 2.30 p. m. Rev. ,1. Guny,Pastor. “ Canada Presbyterian,—Services at 11 a.m. ar. I 8.30 o. m. Sabbath School, 2,30 p. m. Bev. Alex; Stkwart, Pastor. Bible Christian. —Services at 10.30 a, m. and 9.30 p. m Sabbath School, 2.80 p.m. Rev. J. Kuns mi, Pastor. , Baptist Ulrurch.—Service at 6.30 p. m. Sab bath School. 2.80 p. m. Rkv J. Guay, Pastor. TZ3Z3S HURON •. The Goderich News —AND— Huron Record, (.AMALGAMATED. ■ Clinton, Wednesday, August 5 ^OR $UR $TOR¥-fCEA»LRS: TRESPASSING. . ‘I b pose ’twill have to do !’ sighed Mrs. Jones, as she rested her hands upon her broad hips and surveyed the well Riled pantry shelves with a dissatisfied air. Din’ I ain’t a sayin’ it ain’t enough, an’ good enough, such as ’tis, but I should like to treat ’em to-a good, old fashioned straw­ berryshortcake!' • ' "‘And you make such delicious ones’ too, Aunt Sally; they almost melt in a body’s mouth like snow. I’ll tqll -A’ou—wbI-’4L-piek—Lb e-berriesr- Ydn’ve no idea what a famous.picker I am. Where* shall I./find • them ?’ said Mrs. Jones’ niece, Lottie Adams, ■who had come to spend the summer ■months, as she took a bright- pail from the-shelf— ‘That’s just it, deary. . ’Tain’tfor me to call a man stingy for seeing to •what is left in bis care. Barries is scarce now, and I don’t know of none but them on the side hill mowin! field. Peter Dorman carries on the -place for the heir—that’s young -Hugh—an-’-:he--wonit-so-mueli-as-l&t-a- lieiglibor look at a berry for fear of havin’ the grass tangled.’ ..‘I think I can get them and. not hurt the grass. You shall have the short cakd for the sewing circle sup­ per, for I um g.oing to get the ber­ ries.’ ‘I wish you could, but-Petcr-Dor- map’ll drivo you ’out as soon as lie finds you in the field? answered Mrs. Jones. ' ' . 0 ‘I’ll try to get enough for-the cake before he secs me? returned the girl.' It was not very far; and-soon'she was kneeling amid, the grass in the side hill mowing field, searching for tile fragrant scarlet beauties hidden there. ‘I’ve not tangled^the. grass a bit? she said, half aloud, as she arose and looked around. ‘And my pail is full already. Aunt Sally will have her. short cake and Mr. Dorman will never know tliat I have'been here? Vain boast, ‘ . • At that moment-two men came over the brow-of-tli.e4iilL———— One, in a farmer's dress, she recog­ nized as Peter Dorman ; the other was a young plan. ___ . ■... _ ‘There, Mr. Hugh, I told you I saw some cne in the nrowiu’ grass?’ cried Pete, exultingly, while Lottie,pulled her Buushade, lower to hide her crim­ soned face, and pretended not to hear nor see them. ‘Mr. Hugh R This, then, was tho heir of the old Denham farm—the finest tn the coun-' try, and she was simply a trespasser —a thief. ‘Hush/Peto I It’s a lady, and she will hoar you? ■ ‘A lady is it, sir ?' said Pete, indig- ■ ■nantly. ’ ‘IK ain’t' jmxtch •of a lafiy 'as ■would be a stealin’ berries. I take it. ■Why didn't she ask if she wanted ■’em ?’ I Why, indeed ? Lottio felt .that she ■never wanted to take another berry. ■ ‘I will speak to TibF'and tell heK ■that this mowing field is private pro- ■party,7 said the young man. ■ Then he approached lior and be- ■gan: ■ ‘Ah, Miss—ah— wero you awaro ■that this—ah—that this—in fact, ■you are trespassing ?’ ■ TLottio bent lower as she picked ■away mechanically. ■ ‘Poor thing—she’s deaf, Potol’ he ■continued, as he touched her shotil- Ider. ■ Then she sprang to her foot and ■confronted him, but his Words had ■opened a way whereby to escape ■utter humiliation. ' «, ■ With an innocent smile she bogati ■i, rapid pantomime with her fingers ■showing her pail and pointing to fho ^terries with chil'dish pleasure. : .a motiJU to toll her that she I 10b wdoome hero, Pete, and let her couie as often as ehe likes? ‘That’s the way a prsUy face will make a fool of a man/ grumbled Pete, as he walked away. Hugh Denham, watching Lottie’s mischievous face, accompanied her to her Aunt’s door, declining that lady’s invitation to stop* to diuner with the laughing answer: ‘No, thank you, Mrs. Jones. I haven’t time,* but I hold the invita­ tion good. You will. Bee enough of me^ And, meanwhile, any time that yoq want berries you are welcome to pDk as many as you wish? ‘Well, I never I’ exclaimed the good lady, looking first at his disappearing figure and then at the pail of coveted berrieb, “Now tell me just-how it 'came about, Lottie Adams, I'm dreadful glad to get them berrieB. But how did you. get acquainted with Hugh Denbani ?' Then, amid peala of laughter, Bhe ‘told the story of her adventure. a ‘And,, |i.ow, Aunt Sally, oqji must remember that I am a deaf mute. If -Hugh-Denba in cal 1 s~here~I want-you- to remember that particularly.' ‘Just as you say,' obild,’answered Mrs, Jones. ‘The idea of him taking you for a dummy. It he could hear you’talk sometimes!' O“oh, deaf I It’ll O’ome pretty hard on you to keep still though, Lottie. ’ v The sewing circle supper was a suc­ cess, and thd guests praised the strawberry short cake in a way that paused'M'rs. Jones' face to beam with ’satis'factipn. ‘An’ I owe it all to you, child,’ she §aid, when they bud. all g >ne, ‘I never conld, have made it without them berries, an’ I did want to show Betsey Smith that I could make short cake as good as her’s anyway,’ The time was near at hand for Lottie’s return toiler home. Hugh Denham has been a constant visitor at the Jones’ farm bouse, never suspecting the deceit-practised upon him, and each evening Lottie, welcomed him with an added feeling of guilt; ’ . • Pity is akin to lov.e, a nd.so Hugh Denham found it. Compassion for the unfortunate girl soon ripened in­ to a warmer feeling, and one nigbt he made Mrs. Jones happy by asking if she thought he' could win her niece for his wife.- ■ •. ■ ‘Cap’t tell you nothin’ 'bout it,’ she said, excitedly. ‘Lottie," Lottiel Mr. Denham is ljere and wants ye. 4 You have iiiy consent, such as ’tis, and ! wish you success, Mr. Hugh. Don't be .toq hard on her, .poor dear, she feels bad enough about it now? And she,disappeared before Lottie came down the stairs, leaving the young man in a . maze ol astonish-, meht. ... . ' • ' " 'hovers’ vows are-the same, the wopld. Over, whether whispered low in eager, listening ears, .or told by the silent finger language ol'the deaf mLite; and Hugh Denham soon cherished the hope .that-Iris affection was returned. She would give him-no promise except to. write . him his answer as soon as she reached home. Two days.latef hP received a scefit-’ ' e'd’envelope that "contained a confes-’ sion that .concluded thus : And now I hoe told you all, if you. you Can forgiv.e the" deception which I cannot excuse, you may- come, and ask papa-’ , . —tgX-CJ— Centenarians The liveliest man of Schoolcraft ■Mich’., is Godfrey. Knight.- He .will soon celebrate Ins 100th birthdays ' Mrs. Henry Alphonse, of Concord,, to li.Jbt and proyeriy punUlmd. Th© ma", with the dog at bis heels, went in’o a butcher’s shop in London, d'signing to cxcliange a bad half crown piece for a good two shillings and a lmjf pound of steak. - The butcher’s dog, a half-bred mastiff, happened to come in at the same mom< nt, but whether it was his keen instruct that led him to discover that the other was up to no good, or whether he was merely pugnacious and over ripe for a fight, as are most butcher's dogs, iw not known. Anyhow the butcher's hon­ est dog made such a sudden and fierce attack upon the counterfeit cai i'if r. tliat in a spasm of fright the tobacco box was jerked out of the mouth of the latter and the spurious pieces sent spinning over the floor. The consequence was that the smash­ er, who in his rash fury betrayed his ownership by savagely kicking at the butcher’s dog, was arrested and condemned to ten years penal servitude. As for the coiner’s cur, it was su badly injured by the mas-. tiff‘s teeth that the policeman felt justified in dispatching it on the spot. ’ ~ .. smuggled stuff’. Thor® must have been 35 pounds, which meautuolear profit of $350.” n n.j in ifl,. flfl I ifl, ........ ..... Pout be liecched* Bawoxe of H-fiy druggisp who will U.v to induce ■you to take anything' in Place of McGregor & Parka’s Carbolic Cersto. It la a marvel ot heap Ing fur Sores, Guta, Burna, etc. No faiuilv should, be without is. It has no equal. Get McGregor & Parke's, and have no other. Only 26c. per box at the drug store. 360 4t Waylaying a Grocer- One, afternoon not long ago a very innocent-looking middle-aged man entered a Detroit grocery, bought a nickel's worth of tobacco, and sudden­ ly began laughing. - " ‘What’s happened ?' queried the as­ tonished grocer. ‘Say, I’ve got a friend who roosts on the top limb of American history.- What he doesn’t know about the R’e- yolytionary war isn’t worth’knowing, and he's mighty glad to air bis opin­ ions on every possible occasion, Say, I’ve got him dead- to rights.’ ‘How?' f ‘We- got to talking about Lord Cornwallis the other day, and he said the surrender was on the-17th of the month. 1 saidjthe 27th. We disput­ ed and .got hot, and I've been over to the Public Library to settle the mat­ ter. I’ve got the date in thiB book, . and now I’m going to get a bet of $10 outof’tJim> Hello, there I’ At that'momenl his. friend entered tlie store, aud thp first comer at once said: 1 ‘Say/.Jitn do.jou stick to the 17th?l ’ ‘Of course? . ‘How much? ‘Any.sumyou like.’ .. ‘Well, said the first, a6 he winked at the grocer,‘I don’t mind $5 even up? ■ ' ’*• ‘And I’ll take the same,' eaid the grocer. ' ■ The $20 was handed to the shoe­ maker next door, and the grinning grocer rubbed his hands aild rtemark-. ed: . ‘Awl right. Open your book- and paralyze him"? '. .. . The book was opened. 'The man ran his finger along the’ lines ' to a stop, rubbed his eyes,”-held the ■book up a little, and finally said : . . (Here, grocer) what does it stiy ?’ . . ‘It says ‘There yifas no escape) and on the 17tn Lord Cornwallis surrend- -eredi—Hangrit-l-yoursaid- it was the 27th!’ ' ’ ■ ' • ... ‘Yeff, I..k.rioW)-bnt I must-baxe—go t- this mixed 1’ • - ,- - ‘I’ll take that $20,’said .the student of history as he reached, out his ’’hand. . ' " • -’“He got it anil the two“skrnned out7 The gr’oce'r sat dowh^in a tub of on­ ions to think it. over, and when he became satisfied that it was’a gum­ game to beat him, and tbaiAthe two men were confederates, lie rose up ana kicked a dozen washboards sky- high and marked the price of straw­ berries up four cents per quart.. Mo.j needs no assistance in her house-. hold duties although 105 years old. Uncle) Joe-Overton, of Jackson,' Tenn., profeBsed religion after he had lived a century. - He has been bap­ tized. '"’ . . Francisca Hernandez, aged • 102 'years,-and-Rafaela C’aChu,.aged 113, died oir the • same, day in . Colimar Mexico. ■ Wm. Fisk, of Columbia, Indiana,* .Was the oldest man. in the county. • He had- lived ,a' century, and his funeral was the largest' ever known . there; ’. - An old Virginia. darkey named Stephen AIcTyre has just died in Chesterfield. He lived to be 105 -vears-dknger and. then.met.hjs.death, from burns. “Give me one more smoke from- the old clay pipe,” sajd Rachel Varvel of Owingsville, Ky.,‘ jnst before Bhe died. She was -101 ■’years -bld and always’usecr tobacco, *» After five years of hard service, Frank- Boykin,"joLMontgomeiy, Ala’^ purchased his freedom and-then mar- ried. That was sixty years ago. Frank has just died a t his old home -at the age of 115 Jjears. . - William 1 Kirk, of Poca, W. Va.-, has lived a’ juliy life for a century. 'He loves; to. dance, can kick higher than his -head, has been married twice, and is the father of 24 child­ ren, including four twins.’. ? A North’--Haven, Cpn'n., lady, who ha8j"U8t celebrated her IOJth birth- ilaypsays that when a girl she was fined 10 shillings by a magistrate fdr. whispering td a girl m church tp tell her there Was azepofron her dress. “Another man hurried'to the grav;e by self indulgence,”* was the ednm fflent of-the local paper atAlilah,Mo.7 when Janies Williams died. He was a whiskey drinker and tobacco chew- er,and Im died aged 106 years. ___The Couutcrfeitcr’s Dog, . English Exchange, , , ‘A good story-is told of A. dog whose depraved instincts had Jed ‘•liinr'into ruffian society. And to his becoming working partner in a “smashing” bfifiihess. It was In's part to Carry the counterfeit coin. In putting off bad niouoy for genuine the cbah&’es of escape, should’ the uttered be delected in the attempt, uro much enhanced if,- in the event of a policeman being called in, no other bad money.is found on him. Eor this tlmjiiongrel in question is provided, The “sours,” us pewter pieces arc called in London) Were contained in an oblong iron tobacco box) which tlio dog is taught to hold tight in liis mouth, and when the smasher bad disposed .of the solitary The Heathen Chinee- ‘‘Of all smugglers,” remarked the New York'Custom House -inspector, “recommend me. to the-Chinees and Japs, They’ve got more brains and originality than any.other smugglers fpqr ti mfi over/ A* few. months, ago a teofi’acket came in and I was as; signed to it,. .Well, a friend of fflihe- —a.‘fiend’.as tbey.call ’em—gave me a-tip-tbat there was opium paste on boardj which the sailors were going to stnugglA-asfiore. .You seO,- opium paste pays a :duty of’$T0 a poutnf. I was on tlm boat the moment she touched the pierand examihedm.very "saBoir ITiaJFvveiiUolf."" I"iwlit’t beeir aboard- a very .long tin. », when u Chinese grocery peddler come down the wharf.. . He Imd a big open bask­ et on lii's arm, in which there. Was green Btuff and.,caiis1o'f tomatoes and such like. I. didn’t suspect him, but ’to be <loubly sure fjwalfced wjihjhini to the forecastle where he comh7enc- ud to peddle off’ his truck. He sold the vegetables and ' .counted the inouey carefully lie got for them. iTJlud’^lie' sol’d. the cans of tomatoes for a qu.arter apiece. I thought lie • was.rubbing it iu ; so .I- told one. of ,’em^ki the quiet they weren’t.wprth more than a dime,. [ The next mom ent the air was blue.'. They jumped up, fiT-ed the calls into his banket, shook theigtfists under his nose, and wantedjl^tlmir money back. • He wouldn’t give ijt, and they Went-, for. him, . He was tuitking a good*^ .fi^h'^ when one of them drew a knifS.’^ had a heavy cane in ,my hand, and I knocked the knife out of the fel- Ioav’h band made the peddler go up the ladder and- off the boat. He' thAnked, me jfcnd.5V.ent away^talking- Ohinese, and, as 1 supposed", cursing the crowd. * . . ■ “A little wliijp after, the saildrs came up and wati.ted to g^ashore. 1 searched every one of them,- and :fuund nothing, - They*hadn’t been gone more than a halfhour when the .peddler, came back*. Ills eye was black, and his nose and mouth bloody and swollen. lie Sai 1; ‘Policeman, dam lobhie stcalee fob, flive can tomatee. You holpe gettie hack and takee bad man to station bouse I' I felt sorry, for the poor devil, and told him we’d go and search tlm'forecastle for his proper-' ’ty. Wq looked tffOiihd live or ten ' minuted, and were about to give it upas a bad job, when we found • them hidden awAy behind soiim < Id sail cloth, He popped them in Iris basket, shook hands and thanked me- dozen times, gave me A handful of good cigars,' and then went away, Do you know on account.of the lick­ ing he had got I never dropped to his'racket nt all ? It was all a pul- up job. He brought on board real onus of tomatoes; he took away to- A deserted wife was hunting for her husband in Iowa, He had elop ed irom Maine with a neighbor’s Spouse. There were only slight clues to aid the pursuer, and she waaabont io give up the chase, when, in driving through a rural town, she saw a lawn Lettered in flowers with the word ‘liosafie? That was the name of the fugitive woman,‘and her partner was a skilful florist, The wife did no(t wait to have the gate opened, but urged her horse right through it, so excited and confident was she; and she made no mistake, for the guilty couple were found there. SHILOII S CURE will immediately relieve Croup, Whooping’Cough, and Bronchitis. Sold by J. H, Combe. ____________________336-J y ~-Ar7m>mhi?iTrm^___________churcKT not a thousand niileB from this city was talking with his pastor the other day about an excellent but some* what aggressive Indy of the parish. After descanting at length on her virtues, he concluded by saying ‘In fact she^mny be called the salt of the earth? ‘Yes? responded the clergyman quickly, ‘and the pepper, too.” ■/ ■ *=■ » ■ Known by These Signs. Dyspepsia may he known by Heart burn, Sour Fructions of food, Wind ’Belching, Weight at the Stomach, Variable appetite, CoBtive Bowek, etc. Burdock Blood Bitters will positively cure Dyspepsia, although in its worst chronic form. 350 2 Rev. Sam, Jones in a recent.sermon . on Truth said.: 1 knew a fellow in Georgia who had been married ten years. His wife one morning suggest, ed that that was her birthday, and he said to himself, ‘I’ve got a good wife; she has been kind, self-sacrific ing, and truerin all respects; I must buy ber a present.’ So lie went down town that day and walked into a store and,bought himself a qew hat, aonsoling himself that nothing-would more please, a good'wife than to^'niake her husband a .present of a,new hat. Ile s the meanest ."Jan I ever saw, and-there are a grsat many men just like him. ' A Sensation, An unparalleled sensation is being created all over Ontaria by the wonderful and unequallei. manner in which Neuralgia; Toothache, Lllie'uma. tisin, Baekaclie, lleadaehe, is removed by but one application of'Fluid Ligh.tnlng. No offensive, disgusting.drugs need bo taken for days. .It is an instant cure. ’Try a 25c.- bottle from your drug­ gist. 850146 ■ ' ’I ■■ '1 ”.'' ; . . "‘What did you write tliat article for?' asked the city editor of the re­ porter, pointing loan offending para- .graph, ‘Because it was true,’ replied . the tremblingreported/'- ‘Is that the only reason ?’ • . -‘Yes,sir’. 7 •, S 4 ■ ■■ • ' .‘Well,, go down to the counting room and settle. You’ll never be a successful newspaper man, and we -can’t waste time, with-you.’ The most deadly foe to.all malarial diseases is Ayer’s Agile Cure, a com­ bination-of vegetable ingrediphts only, „of w hi ch tlie most v alu ab le is. used in no blhei-know'n preparation. This remedy is an absol\ite' and-cer -taiii-s-j-jeft-i-fiej—<Vn4-frUcoe+‘-ds-wlr^n^afl- otber.medicines laiL A cure‘ia’war­ ranted. *•••’. —--—r— :—"-7;-----r-' A circular has been sent to very- many Americamblei'gymen by a New. "York"' wine“fii"mse“t ting "forHi ’ the merits of its wines, and liquors,' with ■prices by the case,-&c.. Tire end of the circular reads : ‘N.B.—To avdid suspicion, every case sent you will be marked-‘Canned peaches.? -. l>o Not Wclay. Do not delay, if suffering.any form of Bowel Complft.int, however mild apparently may be the attack, but Strawberry. It is the' old5 reliable •cure fpr ail forms of Summer Com-, plaints that require prompt .treat-, riient. ; Ask your druggist_and -all ■dealers-in-patent'medicines. 350 2t./ Upon thy iim slid placed hef'HSrid, • So s’oft and white I longed to seize. — ih ”• ■ • ■ -Would I .offend ? I look it, and > What could I do but gently, squeeze ■'• ' ’ ■'" Iler waist.was then within my reach. And, when bo .near tp-mef Tound ■ it, J spent no pieoious time in speech^ . . BuUsoftlyipllt my arm around it. • This brought quite n^ar her ripe, red lips-r- ' ■ Sweet lips! Could mortal man re- ■ sist ’em ? - '■ - I trembled in my finger tips, T”' ATfri" <1 rew’tn em n earor* afid—I kiss­ ed ’em I / THE REV. GEO. iTtIIAYER, 'of Bourbon, Ind., says : “Both .myselL and wife owe our lives to SHILOH’S CONSUMPTION CURE.” Sold by J. H. Combe. ; ' ■ 336*l'y Pat Reilly, was taking a ride , On an elegant -summer’s -morning, And Kathleen sat close by his side, Bright smiles berjace adorning. And she looked so tidy and. heat,...... 1 /Her figure so plump and Lrim,. \ No girl lralf so pi'e.tty and sweet llad ever appeared to. hi ill. Said Pah: '“Your eyeiv are so blu^e And your Tips so temptingly red, They’re the purtiest I ever knew, And belong to the colleen I’d wed. “Ah 1 dnrlin', if it wasn’t this baste That’s pullin' my poor arms apart,’ rofind vour -/W-'i/Scesaed to my ‘J /.heart. ■ ” : “For mv love’6 that powerful jindade Vv ithout yp'u I cannot survive?’ Then Katlilceii she blushed and she .....-■ ......... . “Mr. Reilly, perhaps I could drive I’ ’ - lWcGrpgor’s Speedy (Jure. It Is’popiflarijf, admitted evor.vwhoro that Me ■Gro^or’s.ypdiJdyCiiro Is the safest,‘ most rcllubfo and by far the’,cheapest remedy for Constipation^ Liver Complaint, Indigestion, impure Blood, Loss of Appetite, end all similar troubles.- It is not necesaury to take a.gf-eat quantity before any re­ sult, is produced. A tew doos will eonvlncu 'yotj of. itsJiierits, Trialbpttle.ff.ivon MOtJbe Drug •Store. « ............ 35d-4b' ‘Now, whither may you bo bound this beautiful Sunday morning1 my pretty little girl ?’ said the betievo tentodd gentleman, ‘Please, sir, I’m gding to church to hear my grdndfath er preach? ‘Ah, indeed; that’s plea- sant. ’ And who may your, grand­ father bo my good little girl?? LPIbaSe, sir, he's. Thomas Harrison, ‘the.sboy preacher’.’ ‘Oh, ah, yos; I used to hear about him when I was abpy? , 1 • IS XL Itiglit? If you hre" troubled wltli' Inactive Liver,your oomploxion will.be sallow, frequent sick * headache, aching shoulders,' dizziness, weariness ir­ regular bowels, and many other ser ions complaints* Burdock Blood Bitters regulate the Liver and all the secretions to ft healthy action. ' ' . 350-2t. Vegetable Sicilian HAIR EENEWER was the first preparation perfectly adapted to cure dlsuuscB ot the scalp, and first sue- oesaluU restorer ci faded or gray Iwir to Its uatwal color, growth, and youthful beauty, It has had tunny imitators, but uouo have co fuiiy met ull the requirctueuts needful for thv proper treatment of the hair and scalp. Hall's lUut JUefeu'ER h:w steadily grown iu favor, ami spread its fume and usefulness Ao every quarter of tlto globe. Its unpaiyU-. leled sitcccsH can bo attributed to but one c&msv: thaeHtireJ'ulJilineiit oj'ilsproniisrs, '1'iw proprietors have often been surprised ‘ at the receipt of orders from remote coun­ tries, where they had never made uu elTortfer is iutroduetion, 'Tlio use for a sljort time of Hall’s Hair lluNEWEit wimderfuiiy improves the pcr- soi.al uppearaiicc. 11 cleanses the sealp from all, impuritlCH, cures till humora, fever, and Iryness, and thus prevents baldness. It ‘tiinn*i<ites the. weakened glands, and enables hem to push forward a new and vigorous 'i-owth. The effects of this article are not liuts.eiil, 1JU« those of alcoholic prepara- i jiiB.bitl remain a long time, which nukes i.s use a matter of economy. -WOKIN&HAM'S-"DYE- FOR THIS . WHISKERS J Will change the beard to n natural broyvn,- or black, ns desired. It produces a permanent ’n>nr Hurt will not wash n way, (.'onsistliigof » single preparation, it is bpplicd without trouble. ' PREPARED BY R.P. BALL & to., Basta, N.H.' Solti by all Dealers in Medicines, •Toi^ALL THE TORUS OB' .. Scrofulous, Mercurial, and IJlooil Disorders, the best remedy, Localise the most searc.luhg und thorough blood-puritier, is Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Sold by all Druggists; 91, six bottles/&5. A Quadruple Force. •The reason, why disease is bo soon expellcd’h-om theBystpm by Burdock Blood Bitters iB. because that, excel­ lent remedy acts in a. four fold man­ ner—that is to say, upon the Bowels, the Liver, the Blood and the Kidneys, driving out all bad humor, and rege­ lating every organic function. . 350 26 Judge—‘How did you come' by these ‘fish?’ Prisoner—‘I booked them-,’.: Judge—‘What have you to sa.v, Mr/’Officer ?’ Policeman—‘He tells ^he truth, your honor, he did hook, ’em, and. I saw it? Judge - ‘Then why do you bring him here?, Dischargex^ Nt Just The ThiUL,. W. J. Cuppy, druggist, of Newburv, writes r; “Dr;"'Fowler,s' Wild Straw­ berry is just the thing ,tor Summer Sickness. I sold.out' my stock three times last summer. Thei'b was a good demand for it.” Dr;.Fowler’s Extract' of Wild Strawberry is infal­ lible for Dysentry, Cplic, Sick Stom­ ach and Bowel Complaint. 350 2t, . Said Lord John Russell to Iliime, at a social dinner, ‘What do yDU con­ sider the object of leg'islatiot^?^ ‘The greatest good, to'the greatest num­ ber..' ‘What dw you consider the great.' est number.?’- continued his Lord ship. ‘Number one, iny Lord,' was ' the commoner’s pronipt reply. . ^-.xVlTV .:..AVhUr.u_Nr.n,TT anngh when 'SJiiloh’s .Cure .will give immediate relief, Price IQcts., 5J. cts., and $1 . Sold by J. 11,-.Combe., 336 ly," ■ A,darninff old -woman once^aid to" her parson, ‘Dear me, ministers male’ muckle affop about their hard work; . but wbat's- twa bif-o’ sermonsrin the week'to mak’, up^ f could do iti my sei.’ ‘Weel, Janet,’ said the Thisister, good himioredly; ‘let’s hear ’.you fry? ’Tome awa’ wi’ a .text', then,’ quote" Bbe. He repeated’ with emphasis, ‘It is better to dwell.in the corner of the housetop- than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.’. Janet -fi i'ed-u-p-i ns t-an-U-yn?^AduvtLs^J-iatAy&. say', sir?' De ye intend’-onv'lhing peisonal ?' ‘Stop, stop-P-broke .in .the pastor,-rYou will never do- for a minister? ‘Ami wlrairfbr^-rrO ?’ said -she. ‘Because, Janet, you come t’wer" soon to the applicuDojn? - u Low's Sulphur ' Soap should be found yvitb every toilet'. . It ii? cleans­ ing and healing. ’ ■; .’350 4t Irreverent jokers put a gallon of whiskey into the baptistry of an In­ diana church, after the wat,erJ; liad been fixed fpr the immersion of a reformed drunkard. But their trick was turned to ser ious accbunt-by thh victim, who, standing on the edge of tile tank ih his dripping robe, des­ cribed the outrage to the congregat4 ion and delivered a ringing- speech for total abstinence. ’"’’’Fob Sww’ThbOat; "Sudden^Golds and .Diptlieria, no remedy has ever been discovered so powerful to cure as Davis’' Pain Killer. As a Lini­ ment it has no equal in curing Rheumatism or Neuralgia, Burns arid Bruises, and wounds of every descrip­ tion. It is the cheapest and .best remedy ever offered to the public. ■ 'A clergyman and a profegHronal gambler had a bicycle race in Ari zona:. The pastor’s congregation brought a charge <if-unseemly con­ duct against him/an<l he had indig­ nantly resigned. lie says that-it is folly to erect tooJhlgli,_a^sCandavd-oL di} iity in & border community; and, moreover, he doesn’t believe • that the brethren would have complained but for the unfortunate fact that he lost the race’., A Half or Whole Bottle of Mur­ ray Lanman^s Florida Water mix­ ed with the water of the bath is of great use "to invalids and all delicate or nervous peradns, as it revives and braces’ up the failing strength, and soothes "the most irritable- nervous system. 1 6 A clergyman ih the • hbrth'of Scot­ land, whose parish wa8 spread over several villages in the hills, one day set out to.make his visitation. He got ouf his horse, which had seen •better days, and bestrode him. Whilst going along the road he came upon^'a~sFiepIiercr.Loyj who was Carry- ing.wpolfull of tarnnd A brush,Which ‘he was taking up the hill to mark sheep with* The good man thought it would be a charitable act to givo the lad a lift, and invited him to get Up behind him. To improve the oc­ casion with' sound teaching, he began by asking him his Catechism, &c«, making comments oh each answer, finishing with a remark which always’ began with the words, ‘MarK me,now* lie contihuod-his oration untjlyitfcei admonishing the lad to ‘mark him. now,' several times, the boy remark od, ‘The urls a’ dune!’ ARK YOU MABE miserable by Tn digestion, Constipation^ Dizziness, Loss of Appetite,* Yellow Skin? Shifoh’i Vitaliiter la a positive.cure, Sold by J. H. Combe. 336-1y-o.o.w aA New ITampsbiro woriiaii claims tliat »)kj has not btoken.M" plate or a cup for thtrty^ywsZ Some crockery' dealer should send h’$f a servant girl . to shovV lieY how it-Wn be. done. , i W onder WONIDEIWBOOKS in no trifling sense, but the best I literature of the world presented, in excellent and. attractive form, at prices so low as to excite universal “ wonder,” I LIBBARY of STANBARB HISTORY. Containing fo on® volume, Imparlal octavo, good type, wltli numerou* fin® illustro- tiana, th® wholo richly bound in fine cloth, ornam$nt®d, the following . celebrated works, unabridged: GREEN’S Larger HISTORY of th* ENGLISH PEOPEE. CARLYLE’S HISTORY of tlio FRENCH REVOLUTION, CREASY'S Fifteen DECISIVE WATTLES of the WORED. SCHILLER'S HISTORY of the THIRTY YEARS* WAR, Harper & Brothers’ lowest price for these four great works is |14.50; my price is' $2.60; postage 40 cents extra. “ A wonder-l><>ok in more senses than one. The idea of puts ting a work like this at only $2.50 per copy, seems preposter­ ous i and yet there is wisdom in it, for everybody will want it, and it will thus be tire means of advertising and introducing the numerous other valuable books which the publisher is put­ ting forward.”—Christian at Work, New York City. “ It is truly a marvel of skill and a triumph of modern me­ chanical art that bucIi a noble volume can be furnished, at so small a cost. Whether we admire its large proportions, beau­ tiful binding, fair page, excellent paper, numerous and. strik­ ing illustrations, numbering nearly 100—all are first-class.”— Christian Cynosure, Chicago, III. LIBRAR Y of ST A NBA RD .PQTiJTN, containing in one \ Imperial oetavo huiidsoaiely b<>uiid volume, of about 1,100 pages, gooia and Ih'evier ty;>o, leaded, tue following works, unabridged; Scott’s Complete' .Poetical ancl Dramatic Works. Complete Poetical Works of Robert Burns. Complete Poetical Works of Thomas Moore. Equally good editions of these are not elsewhere obtain­ able for less than $4.50; my Price $2.00; postage 84 cents. • * _ a A BARGAIN• Nervous, Debilitated iWeii, You are allowtd a free trial of thirty days of the use of Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Voltaic’Beil with El'ectric ’Suspensory Appliances, for the speedy relief ahd permanent cure of Nervous Debility, loss ofVDalll-y and Manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also, f.ir mauy other diseases. Complete restoration td heal ill, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred. Illustrated pamphlet, with fulL information,• terms, etc., mailed fre** by addressing Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich. 318y-c343 Thirteen has always been an un­ lucky number. . Adam’s thirteenth rib was the cause of all his troubles. SHILOH’S CATARRH REfiiEDY—. a positive cure (orCatarrh, Dlplheria, and’.’Canker Mouth. Sold by J..H. Combe. 336 ly • ' “The Scotch are . an exceedingly ■ musical people,’.-says -An-exchange. Perhaps that' is-..-because they: live ■ prin'cii>iflly';ui'*oi> a note meal diet- - • li^ovAr. IFails.- ’-_ ’ ■ . Dr. Fowler’s Extract of W.ild Straw­ berry will never.fail ’you Wlietl-taken to cure.Dysentery, Colic, Sic'.k.S’tdin- 'nv' any lonn ol’Summer Coin-.- plaint. Relief is almost mstan- taheoiis;- >•'Few do.ses cure when other remedies fail... - . 350,21 tLkutrmta; pottry, Classic*. LIBRARY of CLASSIC FROSE. In one imperial oo taro volume) ot about 900 pages, hapdsoma typ#, and fla< cloUi bUdla<, ornamented, the following famous assays and workss , Maoaulny’a Esnaya <NX JUltom „ ' - ■=- John Stuart Mill On liberty. F. G. Hamexton’S The Intallsetual UXb. I. H^rbsrt Spencer on Education. z- Great Thoughts from Greek Authors. Great Thought? from Xatln Authors. > Complete Essays by Eord Bacon. Complete *‘i^tt«r» of Junius/’ Irving’S Rip Van Winkle and Other Skatehos* , Washington’s Farewell and Other Addresses, Macaulay’s Elfe of Frederick the Great. * , The above cannot be obtained from any other publishing house for less than $10; my price la $1,277; postage 80 cent*. “This is indeed a wonder-book, in the amount and valuabl* quality of its contents. The wonder is how such a book, which is a library in itself, can be sold at such aprice."—Afe/4- odist Recorder, Pittsburgh, Pa, “Your ‘Historical Wonder-Book’ IS a wonder—a wonder how an imperial octavo volume of over 1,000 pages, with many illustrations, clear type, fine paper, handsomely bound, con­ taining four standard historical works of great value, can be sold for $2.50.”—Benson J. Loosing, LL.D., the Historian, Ir-miPGN Thia eoupon will ba received In lien of Y5 cents cash,toward ^Eel InoACNTa prlceot either ofahovu workn.lt sent within ten daysfromdaWotl J Mo VC.IW 1 C». thia paper (mention name of paper). This offer la to aectita roar I ! PROMPT response and Indicate the paying advertising niedluma. | erature of the world at the lowest prices ever known. Book* sent for EXAMINATION BEFORE PAYMENT on. reasonable evid^jjee of good faith. Address ■ ■ JOHN P, ALDEN, Publisher, ^ . P, O. Box 1227, 303 F«arl Street. New Fork, cr <5J-- CD Kfk CENTS RHJvA POUND. v-’V „ ”0—°~ The Best ever offered in this vicinity, for tjhe money. Also’, General GROCERIES, equally cheap. ‘ - FLOUR AND FEED always on hand.' • • .THOS. STAHBUOY. . TO MERCHANTS : HowtoS ATTENTI O N I . . ------manufacturer OF------ ‘ ' CARRIAGES, WAGONS, &C., . „ Corner of Huron and Orange Streets, CLINTON. The Improved Timpkin luggy a specialty. Tn Durability, Lightness aud Appearance equalled by no other, All the latest improved vehicles keat constantly on baud. FIRST-CLASS BLACKS M ITH in connection. Best material and ■'workmanship in all branches,. ' ’ : ■ . : . ALL W02K WARRANTED. - - PRICES REASONABLE. fic3/Repair-irig and Repainting Promptly Attended to.- McCQRMICK SELF-BINDERS,. ■ ’.REAPERS, MOWERS, SEED DRILLS',- HORSE RAKES ‘ - •FLOWS, . ' . Many .boys who arc. j’xainined.’. Jor .: ‘apprentices’ Ln the’ United "States navy ar’e rejected as liable to heart disease. Thrs7~l-he medic il- iiieu- say, ' is due to cigarette smoking. - Tbe-cjirati ve power . of AyCr’s Sar- ■sitpnrilla is loo well known-to leqtiire the specious aid”wl' any exaggerated or -fictitious ' certificate. ..Witnesses of its marvelous cures are today hr- .niff in every' ci.ty and hamlet <)- .the ’ Write for names if,you wantiaiid. Write for names if, you.want • ‘-houurvridenceT—' The doctors say that hot tea is a very cooling drink in. weather like Ahis, if. you’ll only have' patience. And' in winter the doctors say that, the best way- to ' heat frosted hands' and feet is to stick them in-a bucket of ice water, if you’ll only’ have pa-, tience,: ' . A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle oLSliilolCs,. Catarrh Rem­ edy, Price 50 cents... Sold by J. JI. Combe, _ 336- ly. . ■ •A Liverpool, wo.nfan,.tp r'edieve her husband, who was’ charged .with.cut­ ting-off the end other nose, swore that she bit it.off herself: • PAPER;■PAPER The time for House-Gleaning is near. All' wanting Hall, Parlor, Dining-Room, or Bed.-. Room’Papers, will :find;-t-fie~;'~ • . " . . . Best and Latest Patterns ” —..... ....... wrtfso;® ■a'T.ii'HiPi CUTTING I’-OXES, ,.S 11ELLERS, ■ iii rc., e i’u., And all IiiiHmnent.s used on a farm, asGowl as the Cheapest, .at B; - WEIRJ. IMPLEMENT WAREROoMS, CLIXTCLV. • . . ONTARIO • ■ •@lJ000.F0riFsST.’ . Having tne utiuust conf: lence in its supufibrity ■ u.ver all ucnei's, and nftei-.tiimsandh ut LU;. t> ot tnu must euinpliuited and ..moi’U't c.L-es \vu .undid • find, we..icel jiistiiii-d in plfartng 'tv;.lurteit one. kT I mu.sand Dollars for any ‘uusc of Uouglis, cjIiLs, sore thro.it, inllucuza, hoarseness, bronchitis, con­ sumption, in its early stages, whooping ' cough, amj.'ail diseases of the,throat and Jungs,'except' Astimia., frir which We only claim relief, that we can’t cure,with We-t’s Gough Syrup, when-, taken according to diroeti.ms. Sample bottles 25-and. 50 gents; large bottles one dollar... Genuine wrap- -pern- only lii-bhte.- .Sold-by-all druggists, or sent' by express on receipt of'-priee. JOHN C.' WEST SCO., s >le proprietors, 81 ami 83 King street'JC., Toronto Out'. IJ. IL Uoigbu, agent, Gliuton. 3L4 Dr Low’s Pleasant Worm Syrup is '"B TBtfitmnd -Tehalrit)"Worirt’Ternedy",lbr“ all worms afflicting children or adults. - '350-2t 1-' lUi 1 F3IFKS, OHMICfS SSt PfflELS, FILLERS; »C. .. S3* TheBnzaai-FasbiAu Books fdr 1883 are out and can .be ha'd.for nothing, Gall and .see ihVpapet-s and get.a Book ' ’ ’ •' - -GOPEIFUCH. ITT-He Sells Cheaper than any one on top of the Earth • . tains .VICTORSA. BLOCK ---------o--------O----------- •naviug ptircluised a 1-rge slock of BOOTS- At Greatly Reduced Prices—- J am .prepared .toaeU LOWER THAN TH E O WEST. Both Light and Ilelivy, Double and .Single,, at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES. ' Trunks & Valises away down. Baby/arriages in great variety. HEALTH IS WEALTH S © ■w s 3 S' O •„ o '* , Q« « o.b .. . WP.EJBSs ' r*« tiU'iwanl tnt’ko. Coiita-Lh.ihoir own ti' e. ii linfe, euro, 'nu<l C/TpcYoal . ■*"'**’ jlkCAijiliSA Ur.Adtxlt* .Soften? S500 REWARD! • WE will pay the above reward for ilriy case Of J,Ivor Complaint, D.vspciiHla, Sick Mendaclp', In­ digestion, (.'ofb-tipation nrCloHtlvvnoHs wc cannot cure with West's yoAitalilc Liver pills, when the purely .Vegetable, iitfil nover fail tn givo satisfac­ tion, * Sugar Cuated. Largo boxen, containing 3' Pills., 25 een(,s. Eor aale b\-all Druggists.' Bp-- ware oriiohiiterfeits and iTirtEitionff. The genu­ ine iniumtictnrul icily by JOJ.IN wEST&CO,, "The Pill Makers,'’ 81 end 88 King-St., E., Toron­ to, Ont. Free trial packages sent b,\ mail pro- paid, on roeclpt of-a 3 cent stamp, J,,ll, Combe, agcnt.Ciinton ’ • 314-Jy to Ij IMest of England, Scotch and Foreign Suitings c& trouse,rifgs, English & French Worsteds. , THE CLOTHIER, of new Spring ivncl Summer Goods. S’tilts 'at ‘the lowest prices ever heard of—none but the ............................. ’“ A full line of RENTS’ Call and see, It will Jtay you. CJKa i t t aCX. Sa ^ZZ/=?£V (GH^ERAINFANTIJM! a '••.D/AfiiRH-CEfi,. ?'“t Ai i Si IMMFR COMPLAINTS Du. K. C. west’s Neuve and Brain TuEATMisyr, a guaranteed specific for Rys tfiria, Dizziness, Convulsions, Pits, Nwroils Neuralgia,- Headachu, Nervous Prostration caused by the Uso of alcohol or/obacco, Wakefulness,- Mental D.«iirnssj , ing of the Brain- resulting in h/sanity and leading to mt'scry, decay arurdeath, Pr^ mature Old Age, Barren nmf Loss of power in either sox, Involuntary Losses and Sper* tnatorrheea caused by 'oyero'Xe.r'fion of the brain, solr-abttse or ico. Each box contains one'inbutfi’s troafmont. $1.00 a box, or six boxes’ ir $a.00, sent by mail jpaid.o- —•'•■"•* fprice, We Guarantee Six Boxes '■‘fiuro With each order rd/ coived by us/for six hoxos? accompanied with $5/'A ’’send the purchaser our written lai'iintoo to refund"the inoney.if flic tr/atmeut doos- not cfiectia cure, issued only bv John 0. West ..nd 83 King'-st. E., Toronto,-Ont. , Combo, agent, Clinton. * 314-ly SMIT Goderich,’ liiis Ordered and . iiest of tl'lmifi'iiigs.used, and perfect tits guariintedd. FURNISHINGS always In siock. (------- -- ABaIAHAIH SMITH, The Square. GODHBIGH, OJSTT. mi WTrf-n —t t— urnr m rn /TV COOPER & SON, • G-IROCjEIRS. . ■ New Season's Teas from 15 to 75c. per Pound. Chase & Sanborn’s COFFEE a specialty, all grades and Prices* Christie, Brown & Co’s Biscuits. HAFiflS, BREAKEAST BACON, ETC. Large and Complete Stock of China, New Crockery Glassware, tfco. Goods promptly delivered, Gali find examine onr store, which Is the « • -----LARGEST AND NEATEST GROCERY IN TOWN- T. COOPER & SON nM«aM^M»M*MM»^^ -11;. jr ; , M w CANTELON BROS., General Grocers and Produce Merchants, LACEY’S OLD STAND, ALBERT STREET, CLINTON. Choice, Fresh Family Groceries CONSTANTLY IN STOCK. TF A Ri.—TBISCTP. A VALUE. Farm Produce taken at Highest Price.